0:00:44 > 0:00:47Getting stuck in, Dot?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54They're not mine.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I haven't got 'em. - You know what that means, don't you?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Oh, great. Great. Why don't you go round there and pick them up?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Why don't you introduce yourself while you're there?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Joey, go and make yourself useful, will ya?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10All right. See ya.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16You going to get dressed today or what?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You know you make it very hard for me and your mum
0:01:18 > 0:01:19to be proud of you, Lauren.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oh, thanks.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23When was the last time you had a shower?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hello, dar...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I got enough on my plate without the latest Lauren drama.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31We need to talk about Kirsty.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Babe, can we do it later? I got to make this phone call.- Max!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Hang on.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Hello, mate. You all right?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40It isn't funny.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42No, it's not. It's hilarious.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45She's your granddaughter.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Thanks for pointing that out, Dot,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51but I don't think Alzheimer's has set in just yet.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Where are you going?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Work.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Work?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Oh, hello, Mrs Branning. Um.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07We haven't properly met yet, which is funny,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09seeing as I live in your house.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Yes, highly amusing.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'm Poppy.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16How do you do?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Mrs B? Mrs B! I haven't seen you in so long.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31It's so good to see you. I have missed you so much.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, my goodness. Look at you. You are looking good.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And those earrings, they're looking sharp. So sharp they're dangerous.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- SHE LAUGHS - I've had 'em pierced.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It was all down to Dotty, I'll tell you about it later.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Oh, I've missed you, Arthur.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47There was no need to make such a fuss of me.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48What?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Still, you've bought them now, so... Thank you very much.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Yeah, well...of course. I mean, welcome home, Mrs B.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00To the prettiest Poppy on the block.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Poppy?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yes. Poppy.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Morning. Sleep well?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's midday.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28So it is. Would you like a tea?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Kettle's just boiled.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Or there's juice in the fridge.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37With bits, I think, if you like bits.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40If you don't mind them. I like it smooth.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42But does Zainab ever listen?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Or at least she does and then she wilfully ignores me,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47which isn't out of character...
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Ayesha, about last night... - Where's Aunty-Ji?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Minute Mart.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Kim.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Wait up. Kim!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You keep 'em.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Don't you like them?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14No, no, it's not that.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Where am I going to put a vase of flowers when I'm homeless?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Mrs B hasn't chucked you out.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No. Not yet. But she don't like me though.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Oh, baby, how could she not like you, huh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You did not see the way she looked at me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Right, listen. Mrs B, she's just like a pussycat.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yeah? You've just got to know how to stroke her.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Will you teach me?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Course. Come on.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Babe, please, I'm really hungry.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Meaning what? You're incapable of human thought?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- I've got work in five minutes. - I have got a job too, Max.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Which is exactly why we need to sort this out
0:04:51 > 0:04:53so we can both get on with our lives.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- You've got to do something. - What do you mean? Like what?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Well, I don't know. Get on to your solicitor, threaten her, something!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Don't be silly. That's exactly what she wants.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03No, Max, it's what I want.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You all right, Dot? Welcome back.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Thank you.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Oh, hello, Dot. It's lovely to see you. Come in.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Thank you very much. Now, I'm not stopping.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I've come to see you as a matter of priority.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, right. Come through.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Can I take your coat?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29No, well, I don't think I'll stay for long.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You smell that? Beautiful.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oi! Patience.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Never been big on that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Oh, yeah?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now what if I told you that this was going to be the richest, darkest,
0:05:44 > 0:05:48finest piece of damn chocolate pudding you've ever tasted?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50How do you know what I've tasted?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, hello. Something tells me...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Just teasing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Kim, hi.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58All right? What you looking so jumpy for?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I haven't got a bunny up my top.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01However, I've got a couple of puppies.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03SHE LAUGHS
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- What you doing here? - Clubbing, by the looks of it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11Was passing by and I thought I'd drop by to tell you...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I've got some of your stuff.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14What stuff?
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Stuff that belongs to you, like CDs...
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Keep them. - And other stuff as well.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30So I was thinking that, if you want to pop by later,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I can get some wine in.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Look, I'm working.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yeah, but I stay up late. You know that.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- I'll give you two some space. - There's no need for that.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40That'd be great, yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Look, we're not together any more, Kim.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I know. I know that, Ray.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53But it doesn't mean that we can't be friends, does it?
0:06:55 > 0:07:00So, pop round later, glass of wine. That's what friends do, innit?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06There you go.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I've just been saying to Tanya, I went to visit your father.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Oh, yeah?
0:07:10 > 0:07:16He's still heartbroken. His eldest, cut down at such a tender age.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Such a nice, generous man. Lovely manners.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, we're all still reeling, to be honest.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23FLOORBOARDS CREAK
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Lauren, is that you? Come and say hello to your Grandma.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Hi, Grandma.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Lauren.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- It's nice to see you, but I'm late.- Late?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yeah. For a thing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Lauren?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm so sorry, Dot. I'll be talking to her later.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Well, actually, I was hoping to see her later on by myself.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48You know, time has taught me that death casts a long shadow
0:07:49 > 0:07:53and Jim has made me promise on his behalf,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55that I would take care of the whole family.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Starting from tonight.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01You're all invited for a meal at 5.00 at mine.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06You know, Jack, Carol, children, grandchildren, everyone.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, Dot, that's a lovely gesture, but there's a lot of us though.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Sure you've got room?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'm not talking about a banquet, Tanya,
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I'm talking about a family gathering at a time of crisis.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Well, I could always sit on Jack's knee.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I tell you what, why don't we go to the Vic for the gathering?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- On Max, of course.- Yeah, or a curry?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh, no. Oh, no, them spices, they play havoc with my stomach.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29What's wrong with the Vic?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Nothing.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Good. Right, well, that's decided then.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37All right. Ooh, we mustn't forget Alice.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And Derek's son. What's his name?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Joey.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Joey. It's about time I got to know him.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Rashid? I thought that was... - You think it's a bad idea?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, no, I did not say that.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I just think it's going to take a bit of delicate handling.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Luckily for you, I was born with a pair of kid gloves.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Now, where did I put Rashid's mother's number?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Here, Ayesha, you sure you want to do this?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Why?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Cos in the real world, match making don't work...
0:09:15 > 0:09:20No, scratch that, relationships don't work. End of.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Don't you listen to her, OK.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25This isn't match making, this is finding a husband. It's different.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27OK, are we ready?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I didn't want to say nothing in front of Max,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36seeing as he's in mourning. But now I've got you...
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Oh, whose are those? - That is a good question.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43And one that I would be asking your daughter
0:09:43 > 0:09:45if she'd had the courage to face me.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Sorry, Dot. You've lost me.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Well, yesterday was not a good day.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Sandy had bought me one of them Sat-things, you know, so I
0:09:53 > 0:09:56didn't get lost, and she took me so many times around a roundabout
0:09:56 > 0:09:58that I had one of my dizzy turns.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00When she finally got me back on track,
0:10:00 > 0:10:04my nerves were shot to pieces and I had to stop for a cup of strong tea.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06And you know them motorway cafes,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09they don't know the meaning of the word strong.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Sorry, what's all this got to do with Lauren?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Well, the only thing that was getting me through
0:10:14 > 0:10:18was the thought of being back in my own home, in my own sitting room,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22sitting on my own sofa with a cup of strong tea.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24And what do I find when I open the door?
0:10:24 > 0:10:30Your daughter, sprawled on my sofa with the mystery owner of these.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I shall never be able to look at my anti-maccasars again.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, not until they've had a good wash.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I don't know what to say, Dot.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43I know that Lauren is taking her uncle's death to heart,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47but that is no reason why such behaviour should go unchecked.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Well, no. You're absolutely right, Dot.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Trust me, it won't. Thank you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03What's all that about?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05We've got a problem.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Well, yes, of course. We understand, yeah. OK. Thank you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Bye-bye.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Aunty-Ji?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Rashid is coming over tomorrow for tea.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26That is not the reaction that I was expecting.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Just imagine, Ayesha, you could be starting your life again.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Imagine that.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I think she is.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I'm excited. Really.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's OK to be nervous, you know.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40No, no. I'm not nervous. It's just...
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What will I say after last time?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46And how will I know if I like him?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50How will I know if he likes me?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Luckily for you, I am very experienced in these matters.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Ooh, we doing advice? Excellent, grab a pen.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57A pen?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's what you dragged me here for?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Dad, I don't want to go back to college.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Lauren, it isn't a yes or a no sort of a deal.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Pick a course, will ya?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I thought the Max Branning dictatorship ended when I was 18.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I've got two words for you - Dot's sofa.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I know you're young, I appreciate all that.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19But you go around acting like nothing you do matters.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- That's what Mum does, I don't.- Prove it. Start taking life seriously.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24And that's it? You ain't going to yell at me, or..?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27What do you want me to do? Dock your pocket money?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Think we're moved on from that, Lauren, don't you?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33You're an intelligent young woman. Just start acting like one.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, and we've got a family dinner in the Vic, yeah? 5 o'clock.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Family?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Yep. It's all right, don't panic. Joey's off the guest list.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ayesha does not need to worry about that particular type of man.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52What particular type? They're all that type.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Hold on, what about the type that takes in damsels in distress?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Good point.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00One, I'm not a damsel, two, I'm not in distress.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02And three, this isn't about you, Ian.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Then there's Masood. He is a kind, honourable man.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Yes, they are not all bad, but they are all emotionally backward.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Hey, Masood happens to be highly intellectual.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16They can be saying one thing to you, you know,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19they can be going around telling the world that they love your sister
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and then they can turn around the next minute
0:13:21 > 0:13:24and they can be kissing you and no, that's no contradiction, is it?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26You're confusing the poor girl.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Ignore her.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31OK, to simplify, and write this down,
0:13:31 > 0:13:36now when a man says something to you,
0:13:36 > 0:13:40you don't take it at face value, yeah?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You look for the hidden meaning. All right?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Are you quite finished? - I'm not even started yet.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Masood. Masood, tell her.- Huh?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Tell her that you're one of the good guys.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51What are we talking about?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Umm, I've decided to give it another go with Rashid.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58OK.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Lauren's going to college?- Yeah. - What's so funny about that?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05You're not the only one with a brain, you know.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06How was your biology exam?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Oh, I dunno.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I ran out of time, but I think I answered most of the questions.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- My knees just kept shaking. - I'm sure you did brilliantly.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15I'm proud of the pair of you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I hope you're going to take this college course more seriously
0:14:18 > 0:14:20than your shift at Booty's.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23You know why I walked out. Have you phoned the hospital yet?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Not now, Lauren.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You got a death wish, have you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Shockingly, this weren't my idea.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31The whole family, is it?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34My invitation must've got lost in the post.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You don't normally wait for an invite.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Babe, why don't you go and sit down, I'll get the drinks in.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Come on then, jump down.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Kirsty, play nice, will you? Please? - You know me, Max.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Get us a large whisky, will ya? - Everything all right?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I'm having scampi.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You do know scampi is fish?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Don't be stupid. It's not is it, Mum?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Go and ask your cousin. Here you are.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Oh, good. I was worried I was going to be late.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Is Joey coming?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Nah, he was busy.- Typical.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Oh, great. Does anyone else want to qualify as family?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11The Masoods? Ian Beale?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15You getting them in, Max? Whisky. Make mine a double.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17That's brilliant, I didn't know drinks were included.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- They're not, Bianca. - Oh, stop it and get your wallet out.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Dot.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30THEY GREET HER
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Ah!- Hi, Grandma.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Denise, wait up. You see that?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44That there is the fourth text message that she's sent me today.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You need to tell your sister to leave me alone.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Well, considering my sister can't stand the sight of me
0:15:49 > 0:15:52since you dumped her, I'd say the answer to that question,
0:15:52 > 0:15:55no, sorry, demand, is no.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57HE SIGHS
0:15:57 > 0:15:58All right, look, listen.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I don't want to hurt her feelings, all right?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02But that girl's skin is thicker than an elephant.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oi. You watch it. My sister is as sensitive as they come.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Exactly. I mean, you know her better than anyone, right?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Just think about it. Save her from making a fool of herself.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I mean, she's got to come round, right?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Oh, yeah, just the steak please. - Dripping with blood, right?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26No, I'll have it well done.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Here, isn't that my overall? Let's have a look.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Here, look. There's that cigarette burn in my pocket.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- What are you doing with it? - Comes with the job, Dot.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Job? At the launderette?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Come on, Dot. Give me a break.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You didn't really think Mr P was going to keep the job open
0:16:47 > 0:16:49indefinitely, did you?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50GLASS TINKLING
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Right. Quiet, please, you noisy lot.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I'd like everyone to join me in raising their glasses.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- It's lovely to have Dot back. - THEY CHEER
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Where she belongs.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Place hasn't been the same without you, Dot.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I'm not so sure of that.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Anyway, I'm sure that Jim would send his love, if he could.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11And I know he'd love to be here, but there we are.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You know, he's very fond of his family.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17But anyway, thank you all for coming.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, Alice, isn't your brother joining us?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I can call him if you like?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Er, no, no. He said something else on, so...
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Anyway, Dot, what d'you think about Sharon joining the family?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Think that's up to Jack to break that news, isn't it?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yeah, I wasn't going to tell you in such a public forum,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36but yes, me and Sharon, we're engaged.
0:17:36 > 0:17:42No! Oh, Sharon. Oh, how lovely! Oh, what a beautiful ring.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh, I'm ever so pleased for you.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Cos life hasn't been easy for you, has it? Nor for Jack.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51How's your little boy? How's Dennis?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh, he's not so little any more. But he's gorgeous.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55He's terrorising Ian tonight.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So you'll have to come and see him.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, I'd love to. Or you could come to mine.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Oi, you going to the bar? - Yeah.- You know the drill.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06We're a bit empty here, Uncle Max. Cheers. That'd be nice.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Hey, Max.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12You and Kirsty, is that a done thing or
0:18:12 > 0:18:13we still talking present tense?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Nah, nah, nah. It's all history, innit.- Yeah?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20So I wouldn't be knocking anyone's nose out of joint if I, you know...?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- No, it's all right.- Go on. Crack on.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Nice one. Always like to ask.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26You know, gentleman's code n'all that.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah, well, thought you'd had enough of that after Kim.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30- Eh?- High maintenance.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49You're early. Thought you were working...
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Kim, wait. Kim, please, just five minutes.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'm busy.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59You look nice. What, you going out?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01SHE SIGHS
0:19:01 > 0:19:04OK, look. No, you're right, you're right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09I'm not going to patronise you by dressing this up.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12So I'm just going to come out with it
0:19:12 > 0:19:15because it's kinder than the alternative
0:19:15 > 0:19:21and in the long run I hope that you'll be able to see that...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26This is you coming out with it?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Ray came to see me.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Look, I know this is hard, but he's moved on.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What? To you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38No, of course not.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You're not totally deluded then.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51You really think this is going to work, babe?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Trust me. This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57All right? Come on.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03S'cuse me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09S'cuse me. Yeah, you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Can I have another glass, please? That's got lipstick on it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Did another woman get there first again?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16You going to let her talk to me like that?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Babe, just ignore her, will ya?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- You look tired, Tanya.- Excuse me? - Kirsty...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Did Oscar keep you up? - Kirsty, don't do this.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27After his bike accident, I thought he might be a bit unsettled?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- He's fine. - I'm glad to hear it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Good.- Poor little poppet.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Talk to me.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37It was nothing, just a little scrape that's all. Jack was there.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yeah. So was she, by all accounts. Why didn't you tell me?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Cos there's nothing to tell.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Come to think of it, why didn't Oscar tell me?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Babe, I got no idea.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Did you tell him not to? - Don't be stupid.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Did you tell our five-year-old son to cover for you?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- He didn't really do anything, I mean...- Stay out of it.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Babe, don't be paranoid.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Paranoid? The woman is obsessed with you!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Max, you're not having another affair, are you?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- No, Dot, I'm not.- Who knows?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Strictly speaking, she's right. You are having an affair, Max.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06With Tanya.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Seeing as we're the ones married.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12It's lovely to finally meet my mother-in-law.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I'm Kirsty.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17How do you do?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Is everything OK?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Masood.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45About Rashid. Do you really think it's a good idea?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Well...
0:21:51 > 0:21:55If it's what you want and you don't feel pressurised into it...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57You think I should wait?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I think you should do what makes you happy, Ayesha.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24You know, Max, I'd have thought you'd've learnt your lesson
0:22:24 > 0:22:25with poor dear Bradley.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Dot, can you just give me a chance to explain?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31And listen to more of your lies? I don't think so.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Tell her, will you?- Tell her what? Frankly, I'm confused.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Me an' all, Max. Want to explain this one again?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I thought you said this was going to be boring.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Bianca!
0:22:40 > 0:22:44It's simple. Uncle Max was getting married to Aunty Tanya again,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46and then that lady turned up
0:22:46 > 0:22:49and said she was already married to Uncle Max, so they had to
0:22:49 > 0:22:52cancel the wedding and then Uncle Derek dropped down dead.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Shush, Tiffany!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56What? She's right, that is, well, that is what happened.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59No, it's not exactly what happened, thank you, Lauren.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Joey! You came.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Thought you were busy.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Come and sit down, the food's just got here.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Grandma Dot, this is my brother, Joey.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Your brother?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Yeah.- What, Derek's boy?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Yeah. Why, what's wrong?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22But THEY are cousins.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Dot, can we just do this another time, yeah, please?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- You knew? - Knew what? What's she talking about?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Nothing, just ignore her, all right? - Are Lauren and Joey together?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Lauren and Joey what?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Seriously?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Lauren and Joey what, Mum?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Eurrgh! That's like me kissing Abi on the mouth.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Morgan, stop it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48What, no Bible quote for this one, Dorothy?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51It isn't about religion. It's not healthy.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Eww! This is awful, she's going to hate it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Pops, come on, babe, all right? This is her favourite.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07One bite of this and Mrs B is going to regret
0:24:07 > 0:24:10staying away so long, OK?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Makes you wonder what Max and Tanya are playing at.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Make sure you brush your teeth.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Don't try and trick me with chewing gum.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's not like it's incest. They're not breaking the law.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's a bit creepy though, innit?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Oh, come on, you can't tell me
0:24:26 > 0:24:30you wasn't sitting there thinking the exact same thing?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Do you want to take your brother upstairs?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I'll be up in a bit.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43You OK?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47They're ashamed of me, aren't they?
0:24:49 > 0:24:55Wow, if humiliating is on a scale, then what's just happened tonight
0:24:55 > 0:24:57is so far off it, we're on another street.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Babe, it'll be fine, won't it? Honestly, it'll blow over.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04That's your response to everything, innit? Head firmly in the sand.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09About Oscar.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13I mean, Kirsty really was just passing when he fell off his bike.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's all right. I trust you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Really?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26What did Ray want?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27What do you mean?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I saw you talking to him.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh, nothing. He just fancies Kirsty.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Really?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Yeah. I told him, you know, go for it.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47High maintenance! Can't guess who told you that.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You saying it's not true?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53No. Are you saying you mind?
0:25:53 > 0:25:54No.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56SHE GIGGLES
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Kim? What is it? Has he said something to you?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11If he's upset you...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Oh, look, just drop dead!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Denise?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I'm not a damsel in distress, Ian.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Do you need to stay at mine another couple of nights?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Thank you.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35What is it, Arthur?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Mrs B.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- What?- Come through.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Oh, I knew you wouldn't like it!
0:26:50 > 0:26:54It's only Fats...sorry, Arthur, Arthur said...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Well, he said Battenberg was your favourite and we tried to
0:26:57 > 0:27:01follow the recipe, but it just, well, it didn't really work.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05I do like it. It's just you didn't use enough jam.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08That's all. That's the trick of it, you see.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Still, you've got plenty of time to learn...
0:27:13 > 0:27:15since you're living in me house.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Oh, great. Bit of cake.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Missed half the meal
0:27:18 > 0:27:21because Miss Hoity Toity here got on her high horse.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24That family of yours is falling apart at the seams.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26All you can do is sit back and make jokes.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- And it isn't funny. - At least I was here.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33You can get out! Go on, get out.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35You've stepped into me shoes at the launderette.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38You make a pigsty of my house, but I'm back now and I won't stand it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40So you've got your marching orders.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44You can pack your bags and you can get out of my house!
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