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0:00:25 > 0:00:29Oh, Oscar, will you, please, stop whining?

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Your schoolbag's in the front room.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Thank you.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38That's your dad's credit card.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43For the BTEC Media course you're starting next week.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Do you remember that college you're going to go to?

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Well, you'll need books, won't you?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Is this how it's going to be?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- How what's going to be? - Talking but not talking.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53We are talking.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54PHONE RINGS

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Cup of coffee to take away, please.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14No sugar, no disapproving looks.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Ran out of lipstick. Had to buy a new one.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I didn't say anything.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24You said plenty. You always do.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29How are things?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Well, that's my business, isn't it?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34You know where I am.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Cheers.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43There you go.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Nice hot cuppa.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- I've decided today is going to be D-Day.- D-Day?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Dot Day. You're going to sit back while I make a big fuss of you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Oh, no, you're not!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I told you you're out of here by today.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, you should've thought of that before.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Before you turned my house into a rubbish dump.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ian!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Welcome home, Dot.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ian, have a word with her. She can't just throw me out.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13She's had fair warning, Ian.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Dot's spoken.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, my aching feet.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24At last. Here you go, start writing.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25What's this?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- The wedding invites. I need them done today.- So, do them.- No.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Some of us need to be at the Minute Mart creating a good impression.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Where's Tamwar?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35He's out with Kamil. Here. Start scribbling.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36No Brannings, then?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38No. After what they've been up to lately?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I bet everyone's out there talking about it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I didn't stop to ask.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Anything I can help with?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45No, I've got it all covered, thank you.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yeah, he says that but there's food needs preparing,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49the house needs tidying.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50And, you two, I want it sparkling.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Rashid's coming over.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's today?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Maybe I'd better help.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Say cheese.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Cheese!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Oh, there you go.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10D'you know, this really ain't studying for your exams, Abs.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11I just needed to get out of the house.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I've got my English lit tomorrow and I can't take anything in.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18It's like there's this horrible atmosphere there all the time.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Cheers for that.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Someone broke into the Arches last night,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- smashed the lock and everything. - How was she?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25She was great. I can watch her for a bit longer if you want.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ain't got to be at work till later, so...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Nah, I'm going to take her out.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You sure? I really... I don't mind.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35How's my girl, eh? How's my girl?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Did you miss Daddy Phil? Did you?

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yeah?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45So, you're back on the stall, then?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Like your father and your grandfather before you.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Yeah.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yeah, I guess it's come full circle, hasn't it?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Look, I really should be getting back.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I only told Denise I'd be a few minutes.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Oh, what a shame.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Still, it's good of Denise, you know, to cover for you.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well, she owes me.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'm letting her stay at mine at the moment.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Happy now?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Happier.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You know I'm homeless.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09You made yourself homeless.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Well...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12What can I say?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13It's been...

0:04:14 > 0:04:15..biblical.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Dot, it's great to have you back.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's a pity that Cora was so irresponsible.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I mean, you'd have thought she'd have known better at her age.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30It made me want to turn round and go straight back where I come from.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33No, no, no. Not a chance, I am not letting you go again.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Do you think I was right to come back?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cos now I'm here, I see why I left in the first place.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40You mean Joey and Lauren?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oh, dear, they must be in a state.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Well, perhaps someone should go round there.- What me?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Well, yeah.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50I wouldn't know what to say.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, look, you've sorted this house out, OK?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56So, why don't you go round there and sort that house out?

0:04:56 > 0:04:57You're Dot.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03So have you got any advice on what makes a relationship work?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Er...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Finding a good man. That's about 90% of it.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Denise said it's about being honest,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18but sometimes you have to look hard to find the honesty.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23She would say that - you haven't met her exes.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27To be honest, relationships are about two people clicking.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Like...

0:05:31 > 0:05:35two pieces of a jigsaw snapping together perfectly.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37I like that.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Did you make it up?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Hi, I forgot my phone.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Regional office said they might call, could be about the job.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'll be back at lunch time.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48I'll... I'll come with you.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Huh, to the Minute Mart?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Yeah, I'll just get changed. Got to post these.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, my little postie, postieman!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57He's so adorable sometimes, isn't he? See you!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09You're not answering your phone then, no?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I wanted to.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I did.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Look, Lauren, you know, I'd like to hide away an' all.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24To have a place where I can just lock everyone out, but I don't.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Lauren, there ain't anyone out there you want to talk to, trust me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32BANGING ON DOOR

0:06:34 > 0:06:35I'll call you, yeah?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You don't need to. I'm right here, ain't I?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41BANGING ON DOOR

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Please?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48BANGING ON DOOR

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, Lauren, I'm so glad you're in. How are you?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00I'm so ashamed.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I am so very, very ashamed.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, listen, I need to go get some college books...

0:07:08 > 0:07:11No, no. I mean, I'm ashamed of myself.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Cos I should have come back sooner.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I mean, you're Jim's family.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I should've been here, looking after you, caring for you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Thank you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Soon, it'll be as if it never happened.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28What do you mean?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Time is a great healer, you want to hang onto that.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37See, for a minute there, I thought you actually cared.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Oh, I do. I do care.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43And I know the root cause of it all. It's the sins of the fathers.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47It's visiting the iniquities of the fathers upon the children,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49even unto the third and fourth generation.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's Numbers, chapter 14, verse 18.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Right, well, I need to get on, so...

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Look, things like this only make us stronger and wiser.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05They show us the paths we should take,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07as much as the paths that we shouldn't.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Did you have to hit them speed bumps so hard?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16You could've done permanent damage to Denny's neck. Come on, darling.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Well, I tell you what.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Let's run him to the hospital, get him checked out, eh, Denny?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Very funny, very amusing.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Right, I'm off to see Lexi.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25So why don't you watch a nice DVD with Jack, yeah? Love you.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27See you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Not in here.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Kim's rules.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Nice touch.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Oh, yeah, more of Kim's rules.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49She told me to make the place more welcoming.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's the sort of welcome I could do with.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Any chance of putting a freebie through the books?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55You've got a home.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Not any more. Long story.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58How about it?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I could. But... - But?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm not liking the but, Patrick.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Look, Kim is on the warpath about collecting rent up front.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10A few people did a runner, you know.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11I can pay on payday.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15I just can't do it. I mean, she's checking up every single day.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16I mean, it's not my rule.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Lauren.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Just don't.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Don't what?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Whatever you're going to say, just don't say it.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28I can't just ignore it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30You're going to have to, aren't you?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Have you spoken to Joey?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Yes. And no.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34And?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36And what?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38And what are you going to do now?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I don't think it's any of your business, Alice.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm not judging you.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Ain't you?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's just hard to get my head round.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Careful!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Sorry.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54The Vic's open, innit?

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Hope so. I'm due in at 12.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03You left these behind.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I still can't believe you're working in here.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, hello.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's all right, I'll pick my stuff up later.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Listen, I've got to go, I'm a bit busy.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You're popular.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17You'll be in my grave next.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19As long as it's rent free.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Another one?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Actually, have you got a bin?

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Fill your boots.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Two things, can I have another vodka and coke,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00and can you tell people to stop staring at me?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I could just turn off the lights and plunge you into darkness.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, that could work.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Or I could make you a coffee and hide you out the back.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Excuse me.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Could I have another one of these, please?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17You don't want to appear too keen,

0:11:17 > 0:11:19but then you don't want to appear too cold, either.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23The really important thing, Ayesha, is that you must get what you want

0:11:23 > 0:11:26from the man before he gets what he wants.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27That is the golden rule.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31It lays the foundation for a lifetime of female dominance.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Hey, you took your time. What? Were you hand delivering them?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36I got chatting.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, no, you don't.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I've done all the preparation, and now you and Ayesha can finish it off.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45You are allowed a lunch break.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48No, not when I'm trying for the regional manager's job.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57No, I'm not spending my free time with that Dexter, right?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Not tonight, not any night. No. Right? It's a no.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You know the worst thing about love?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10We all want it.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12But when we get it, it usually goes totally wrong.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Are you trying to be nice?

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Well, I don't want you slumped there like that. It's bad for business.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19All right, then. I'll go.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'm only joking.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Of course I'm being nice. Can't help it, I'm a lovely person.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31You sure this is a good idea?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33We've got to come in sometime, haven't we?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35We ain't going to just hide away.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Do you want to get away from my daughter?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- We were just chatting. - Well, the chat's over.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Please, babe, we've had one big scene in here already this week.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- At least she talks to me.- What?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, I'm here now. You want a natter,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53we'll go home, pop the kettle on and have a little chat, you and me.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- It's too late.- What?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Lauren, your mum's trying her best here.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yes, and I don't want it. - I don't think she means it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Do you want to keep out of this?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Lauren.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Fine.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'll see you later. We'll talk then.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23I was only trying to help.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31What you doing?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Ow!

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Sorry, Abs. Sorry.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yeah, so, anyway, Jay wants to go out tonight.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Well, he said, "No." Like a total "no",

0:13:39 > 0:13:42but I'm saying "yes" so he'll do as he's told.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Abs, I thought you had an exam?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Well, yeah, if I don't know it all by now, then I never will.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49You fancy coming? We're only going to the cafe.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51No, ta, don't want to be a tag along.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No, you won't be. I'm inviting Dexter.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Your cousin? I thought you said Jay hated him though.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Well, he can stop hating him. One bad atmosphere's enough.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Oh!

0:14:04 > 0:14:05I got a better idea.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15So, what do you think?

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Lovely.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22No, I meant about tonight. He might be the one.

0:14:24 > 0:14:29I've only met him the once. And that wasn't as good as it could've been.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Yeah, well, let's just make sure it's different this time, yeah?

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Let's hope it all works out.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41Steady.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47You need to go home.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You were told to stay away from me.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Do I look like someone who does as they're told?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Come on, you must have somewhere you can go.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56A friend's.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58No.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Look, it's pretty quiet in here, I'll get Tracey to cover for me.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Why would you do that?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Told you, I'm lovely.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Are you going to go on avoiding me every time you see me?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22I didn't, Dot. I had things to do.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Jay.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28I need to talk about her.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31I need to talk about Heather.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, it's all been said.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Not to me it hasn't.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37It won't change things.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Course it won't.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43But it's coming up for a year now.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46And I need to know why.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50What really happened that night, Jay?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52You know what happened.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55No, I don't. Nobody has sat me down, nobody's looked me in the eye,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57nobody's told me why.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Do I have to do this?

0:15:58 > 0:15:59No.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03No, I'm just saying, you know, it might help me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06But, of course, you don't have to do it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Not if you don't want to.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Two seconds, that was all.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16One to pick up the frame and the other to hit her with it.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18It was a blur. I could never have stopped him.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yes, but why?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Why did Ben do it? Why?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Ben thought that Heather was the one who grassed him up.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33And she wasn't. He lost his temper and I should have grabbed him

0:16:33 > 0:16:35but I just couldn't get there.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I mean, it's all I think about.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40What if she'd been further away from him,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42or what if he'd had to reach further to get the frame?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I mean it's fractions, innit?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47That's all it is. Just fractions.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49And I failed her, Dot.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51I let Heather down.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53No, course you didn't.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Look, can I go now?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Only I know you're going to hate me but I just can't do this.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58I don't hate you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I feel sorry for you, cos you've all suffered.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05And I'm very sorry that I've had to bring it all back to you.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10But we have to remember Heather, you know, in a good way.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14We've got to remember her for all the good things

0:17:14 > 0:17:16that made her what she was.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19What happened weren't your fault, Jay.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Have you booked me a room or something? Cos I do have the money.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah, well, save it. But not for booze.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Still don't understand why you're doing this.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40You get any of my calls?

0:17:40 > 0:17:42My phone was off.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You like this with your customers?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Mum, I'm not in the mood.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50You're going to have to be. I'm homeless.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52What? What have you done now?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54It's Dot, she's weird. I need my space.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Which is your way of saying she's kicked you out, again.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Tomato. AMERICAN PRONUNCIATION: Tomato.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02I don't know how this my problem.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Right.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13So you've done this before, yeah?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Yeah.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17This might be more your thing, you see.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22But whatever you do, you must not tell your mum. All right?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Don't tell your mum.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Come on then.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Come on then.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- Oh!- Jack?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38That's what I'm talking about.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You got me in a fight, didn't you?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42You got me!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- I saw Lauren earlier. - Yeah, me too.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- She seemed a bit... - I know.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51I wish you'd told me about you two.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Come off it, Alice. You've seen how everyone reacted.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56How did it start?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Alice, please.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01You've got your pick of girls, Joey.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02And I picked her. All right?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I've fallen for her, Al.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Look, I didn't want to, I didn't go looking for it,

0:19:13 > 0:19:15but I can't hide from it, can I?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It sounds like you're in love.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yeah.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Yeah, might be.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25You've finally found someone?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32OK, well, there's issues,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35but it's not wrong.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39If you're happy, then I'm happy.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You don't want to run outside and tell everyone else that, do you?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Never know, they might listen to you.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51All right?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53You look different.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Different? What, different in a good way or a bad way?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58A good way, obviously.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Nice one, Abi.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01No, it'll be fine, I promise.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02You all right?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You all right with this?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Are you?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I tell you what. I'll say it for both of you.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Yeah, you're all right with it. You boys happy now?

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Well?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19No problems here.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Hi. She's just through here.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Hello.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Hey!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Hi.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31She looks amazing, doesn't she?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Yeah.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Incredible, right?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36She does.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Rashid, would you like to have some dinner?

0:20:38 > 0:20:39That would be great.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42You do all this?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yeah, she did. She's an amazing cook. And she's...

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49What are you doing?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Trying to make it work.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51It's fine!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Thanks.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02But you should stay well away.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04We're not a family people usually get involved with.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Bit difficult when I'm your stepmum.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10You might regret that.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14We can't go one day without a crisis.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15I'm serious.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21I've ran over my dad once, and the worst thing about that is,

0:21:21 > 0:21:24it's not even the worst thing that's happened to us.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Now you put it like that.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I'm amazed we're all still together.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Sometimes I do think we'd get on better if we weren't.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yeah, well, I don't do the family thing.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Left home as soon as I could.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41But don't go getting any ideas. It didn't make anything any better.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Not that anything could, really.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Stepmother sounds weird.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49It feels weirder.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Are you still going to try and take my dad away?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- You're blunt when you want to be. - I'm just saying.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Are you? Cos I might come with you.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I should call Max.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06No, wait, I didn't mean that, did I? I'm just mouthing off.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Oscar! Your dinner's ready!

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Looks good.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Do you know, just once, I'd like to get it right.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26You know, I'd like to have us all here, sitting there, having dinner,

0:22:26 > 0:22:29having a laugh, having a chat.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, it's not all your fault, is it?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'm not getting it sorted though, am I?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35That's what mums are supposed to do.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37PHONE RINGS

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Sorry.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Is it Lauren?

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Er, yeah.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Let me talk to her.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47You all right, Lauren?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Right, well, where are you?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54No, that's all right, I'll come and get you.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Where is she?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57She's in the Vic.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Right, I'll get my coat. - No, she only wants me.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Oh.- Sorry, babe, I'll only be five minutes.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17So, hold on a minute, your sister's shacked up with your cousin?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20No. Well... Well, maybe.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24And you're, like, adopted, or something.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26And you were in a home.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Makes me almost normal.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Who wants to be normal, though?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Yeah, you'll have to think up a crazy story to fit in round here.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Well, I'm normal and proud.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37No, you're Abi-normal.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Can I have a pasty and a tea to take out?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Do you know him?

0:23:43 > 0:23:44You could say that.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Dexter talked him into doing some work in the Arches.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well, sort of.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51He don't let anyone talk him into anything.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53He just ain't met me yet. Is that his kid?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Why, don't you like kids?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I love kids. It's parents that do my head in.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Even me? She's mine.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05You had a kid with him?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06No!

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Really?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Are you mad?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10That's really your kid?

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Nah, you're winding me up.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- No, I ain't.- No?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15No, and you don't need to look so shocked either.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I'm not.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Yeah, but you are.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Sorry, Cora, we're full.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Lucky I booked.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I didn't see your name anywhere.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Tanya done it. It's all paid for. Do you do breakfast in bed?

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Linford Christie suite. Upstairs.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Catch you later.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45KNOCK AT DOOR

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Mm?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You all right, Patrick?

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Yeah.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Was that Cora?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53It was indeed. Linford Christie suite.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55She left something. Am I all right to pop up, yeah?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Yeah, no problem at all, man. Be my guest.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, look at him. What a lovely boy.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04You know, your dad was one of Aunty Dot's favourite people.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Yes.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Yes, he was a real gentleman.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11And you're going to grow up just like him.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Here's to you, Dot. - Thank you, Jack.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Lovely having you back.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Only warm milk for you, mate, I'm afraid.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's time for bed for you, mister.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Come on, I'll read you a story, yeah?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Can't Jack do it? He bought me a new book.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Yeah, cowboys and Indians.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Oh, he doesn't really like that sort of thing, babe.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32He chose it. Didn't you?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33That's all right, isn't it?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah, yeah. Course. Course.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38KNOCK AT DOOR

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's pokey in here, innit?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Big enough.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Lauren, let's go, shall we?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01No, Dad, I want to stay here.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03You ain't staying. Let's go, please.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04All right, she's getting there.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I thought you were told to keep out of it.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Dad, she's being nice to me.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09That's me Max, nice as pie.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Is that right?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13You should know, you married me.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22You know where I am if you ever need to get away.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Really?- Door's always open.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35So, tell me, what are you looking for in a man?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39The missing piece.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Sorry?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Of a jigsaw.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46How's it going?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Er, OK. I think.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53A jigsaw piece. Someone who fits us perfectly.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Didn't you say that to me once?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58What do you think? Is he the one for her?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59It's too early to say.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Maybe we should do something, make sure it really works.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03OK, you're keen.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- I just...- What?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07I just want her to be happy.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Remember, not a word about where you were, all right?

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well, that took longer than five minutes, didn't it?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Oh, yeah, I was trying to walk her sober, wasn't I?

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Yeah. Just walking me round.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Oh, right, you talking to me now, are you?

0:27:33 > 0:27:34So, where did you go?

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Sorry?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38To walk her round. Where did you go?

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Only I was looking out the window, I didn't see you.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43You know me. Keep to the shadows, don't I?

0:27:58 > 0:27:59Lauren.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Yeah?

0:28:03 > 0:28:05No, it's all right. Nothing.

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