04/02/2013

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0:00:41 > 0:00:44Er, has Kamil gone to Rehan's?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55You should've called me down.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come on, Zee.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You can't keep up this silent treatment for ever.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I said I'm sorry about the imam.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I wanted that water feature finished...

0:01:13 > 0:01:14..wanted to show them...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20..all those people who think we're no better than squatters...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25..I wanted them to see that we were proud...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26that we were united...

0:01:32 > 0:01:33..everything's ruined.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You all right, Lucy?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Luce? Luce?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Is everything all right?- Yeah.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'll have the water feature ready by this afternoon.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Everything back to normal - if that's what you want.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's too late.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's not.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Zee...

0:02:16 > 0:02:21..Zee, I promise I will sort this, if you'll let me.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Please, my baby?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Baby, please?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah? Yeah!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Right. OK. That's sorted. Let's get started.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I'll have it ready before it gets dark.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Let's say...four o'clock.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48What's the rush? It's been sitting there all weekend.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I want to make my wife proud.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oi-oi, what you doing?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Just looking.- Come on, kids, I ain't got all day.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- What is it anyway? - It's a second chance.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I thought it was a fountain.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14'Masood!'

0:03:15 > 0:03:18What are you two doing in my front garden?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20We're not in your garden.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't need your backchat, young lady.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Last thing I want is raggedy children putting their filthy paws

0:03:24 > 0:03:26all over my water feature.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I wouldn't touch it anyway, it's rubbish.- Come on. Come on, kids!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Here, forgot your wallet. - Oh, right, thank you.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35And, please, can you hide those tools in the house,

0:03:35 > 0:03:36before someone steals them?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Don't worry, by four o'clock this afternoon,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40we're going to be the talk of the Square.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Have you seen Dad?- No. - He's not answering.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50And he said he'd give me the money for that research trip next week.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- When's it due?- Today.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh. He's probably forgot, ain't he? Ask Nan.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I have. She's spent everything that Mum has left her.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Are we out of cereal? - We're out of everything.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, what am I supposed to eat then?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oi.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18All right?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23No. Nan's spent all our money on fags, there's no food in the house

0:04:23 > 0:04:26and I've gotta have 50 quid by this afternoon.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Well...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31..I can buy you a bun before I go to work?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Come on.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oi! Oi, Michael.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't sweat on the coat, I just had it dry-cleaned.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54What's the story with you and my sister, eh?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You know the story. She's my baby-sitter.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- And you usually drink a bottle of wine with your baby-sitter, do you? - If they're thirsty.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Yeah, and buy her flowers, and things like that?- Everyone loves flowers.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Listen, mate, she's had a rough time of it recently.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Last thing she needs is somebody like you taking advantage of her.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Somebody like me? How rude. I'm paying her.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You know what I mean.- No, I don't.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- I think you're going to have to spell it out.- Find someone else, all right, Michael,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19but you leave my sister alone.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23No...that doesn't work for me. She's too good at her job...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25but, trust me, she's in safe hands.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Lucy? Lucy!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Sorry, I'll make another and run it over.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Well, if you were serving instead of texting then you wouldn't have to.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I wasn't texting, I was on the internet.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, well, that's all right then.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Can I have two teas and a couple of these buns, Luce, please?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Yeah, in a sec.- She messed up my order, like, twice you know.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54I hope you've got time to kill.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59There's no point even going to school if I can't pay for this trip.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, why's it so important?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Because if I don't go I'll be way behind everyone else.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05So what's this for?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09A research trip to York. The university's biology department.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10That sounds so boring.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Takeaway coffee, please. Can you make it a large one?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20So, everything's suddenly OK?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25So why didn't you show up for the imam last week?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29My marriage is none of your business.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Yes, yes. Masood's been in here banging on about it already.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- He has?- Yeah, and I told him he's barmy.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Turning on a fountain in the winter. - Especially when it freezes up.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's not going to freeze.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Come on, it's below zero out there, you know.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Tell him to wait until summer, all right?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK, don't forget, four o'clock.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53OK. Bye.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Can you please stop harassing the customers?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, excuse me for trying to generate some community spirit.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01The only thing you're going to be generating is an ice sculpture.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm getting my coat.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, Masood!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Don't panic, it's under control.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11What if it freezes?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Anti-freeze, from the Arches.- Ah.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16If this is going to work, you've got to have a bit of faith.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I do. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Family dinner tonight? We celebrate together?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Great idea.- Bye then.- Bye.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mum's not answering either.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Listen, how much do you need? - 50 quid.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Leave it to me, Shrimp, I'll get the cash.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- What did you just call me? - Shrimp.- Why?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37When you're moody your face goes all pink and screwed up, like a shrimp.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Whatever.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Listen, I'll sort it, all right? - How? You don't get paid till Friday.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Neither do you - she don't need your charity.- She don't need yours either.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Can you please stop arguing?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Last thing I need is you two at it as well.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I'll just have to try and find my dad, won't I?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- No, no, leave it with us.- How?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56We'll sort it, all right? I promise ya.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59What, together? Are you sure?

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Trust me.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Thanks.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Erm, "Together"?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Do you want to get her the money or not?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Mum! Mum? Yo!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Hey, Dex.- Listen, Mum, do me a favour?- What's up?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Lend me some dough, please? I'll give it back to you next week.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- How much?- I need a fifth.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19I'll just go and pawn your laptop

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and bring the money round later, yeah?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23You're not funny, do you know that?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27All right. We've got a better chance of getting the money

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- if we work together.- Right, exactly. Now what's the plan?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33So we've been engaged for five minutes

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- and you are already skipping a lunch date for another bloke.- I know.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Be worth it if I get the job, though.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41I am so looking forward to saving up for the wedding...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43and the flat!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oi-oi-oi, cut it out.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Bit of young love going on down there!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Surprised you can remember.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Watch it!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Right, I gotta go. I'll text you later, all right?- All right, babe.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- See you later, sweetheart. Take care.- Good luck with the interview.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00I thought she already had a job?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yeah, she's looking for extra work over half term

0:09:03 > 0:09:04cos we're getting a flat.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Getting a flat...?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Listen, for what it's worth,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13what you don't want to do is make it anything too serious.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15She's a beautiful girl...

0:09:15 > 0:09:19she's gorgeous, in fact, but, Tyler, you should be still out there,

0:09:19 > 0:09:24footloose and fancy free...sharing the love, you know what I'm saying?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26ALFIE CHUCKLES

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- What?- Nothing.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Well, obviously I've said... - Nothing, it's cool.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35What's the matter?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38We're, erm...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41..we're engaged.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Brilliant!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK...hashtag awkward.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51That's brilliant.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54What did I just say? What I said, were just words. It was rubbish.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58In fact, they weren't even... I'm embarrassed.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I love marriage, I believe in marriage -

0:10:00 > 0:10:01you've only gotta look at me and Kat.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Actually, don't look at me and Kat cos that's rubbish...- Oi, Alfie?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Dying of thirst here, mate! - Back to work. I'm proud of you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Look at you getting engaged, eh?! A big boy now, ain't ya!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- All right, gents?- All right, boys.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I've got an opportunity for you. - You two are supposed to be at work.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20We're on lunch, innit? We're not all skiving.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22So, you want to make some money or what?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24We got a game at the Arches, two o'clock.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26What kind of game? Hopscotch? Twister?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You crack me up, old man. Actually, it's poker.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Listen, I'm not sure how Phil would feel about you gambling on the job.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Well, he's not here, is he?- But he's got eyes in the back of his head.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Yeah, two of 'em are right here. - There you go.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're not a grass, are ya?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Look, two o'clock. Arches. Yeah?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oi. Poker?! You said this was foolproof.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Bruv, you've played before, innit?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Yeah, a little bit. - Don't worry, I'm an expert.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Whit?- Yeah?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Have you got a sec?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06What is it?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It's probably stupid. It's just...- What is it?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Two seconds. Excuse me? Are you Marcus?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, right, brilliant.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, I've got a really important meeting. So, I'll talk to you later?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23All right?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Yeah.- What's the matter?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Nothing, it's OK.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31All right, I'll have a coffee then, please, Luce. Strong one. Thanks. Ta.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34All right, Al?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah, sorry, I can't chat, I've got to get back to Michael's.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- He needs to be in the office before one.- How's it all going? All right?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Yeah. It's good. It's great. - Not really a career, though, is it,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- looking after a little kid all day? - Yeah it is. Loads of people do it.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah, yeah, course they do.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Compared to somebody like me, you're, like, a genius, ain't ya?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Don't you want something a bit more challenging for you?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Why the sudden interest?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I just think you could be doing a bit better, that's all.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You've got a brain in there, should be using it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, I'm enjoying myself, so...

0:12:03 > 0:12:06All right. Well, I just don't want you to waste any time.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08That's really sweet, Joey, but I'll be fine.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I need to go, Michael'll be wondering where I am.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Masood?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh, he's in the kitchen. Wouldn't let us go near it!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I brought you some lunch.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ah, well.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- OK, thank you. I'm nearly done.- Really?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. You didn't have to come and check on me, you know.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I was not checking up on you... OK, I was checking up on you.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I was just about to head over to the Vic, get us a bit of a crowd

0:12:40 > 0:12:42but first...

0:12:45 > 0:12:47..ta-da!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Oh!- See? What do you think?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- It's a bit over the top, isn't it?- Zee?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I think it's wonderful...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and I am so proud of you.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You know, I really can't wait for everyone to see it!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11So, whoever wins, Abi gets the cash, yeah?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yeah, but we still need to find another player first.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Bruv, is it my fault that no-one round here don't want a bit of fun?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20"Fun"? Think that's my cue. I hope we're not playing for matches.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23No. Straight cash. Up front.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Uh-huh. What you got?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34And you've both played before, yeah? I don't want to take advantage.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35You should be so lucky.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Listen, I've played loads. You got no chance, son.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, I'll deal - You're on smalls, you're on bigs.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49He's used to smalls.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Slacking off?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Day off to get the house sorted. We don't all have cleaners on tap.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Neither do I - just get the babysitter to do it!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oi, that is my niece you're talking about.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Hello! I'm sorry. Excuse me? I'm sorry to interrupt.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I just need a favour, that's all.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15We are unveiling our water feature today

0:14:15 > 0:14:20and I would really appreciate it if you could all be there.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23A water feature? In February?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I know. Look, it means a lot to Zainab, she's been wanting one for ages.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I want to make it really special for her.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Like, a proper ceremony. So it's at four o'clock.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah. Four o'clock?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38OK.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, sorry, I've got to get the kids their tea.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, look, I know it sounds ridiculous

0:14:43 > 0:14:45but it'd mean a lot to me if you could be there. Please, Alfie?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Mate, no promises, let me see what I can do

0:14:48 > 0:14:51but, if it's numbers you need, I shall put the word about.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Thank you very much. I really, really appreciate it.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Four o'clock?- Four o'clock. - Four o'clock.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Who does Zainab think she is? The Queen?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Sending him round like some sort of lackey.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Yeah, he loves her, don't he?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06He is an idiot.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Michael ain't Alice's type. He's old and creepy.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Right now, Lauren, I want to go round there and sort him out, don't I?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Yeah, and you're going to look like a psycho

0:15:14 > 0:15:17and she's going to hate you for ever.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I'm serious, though, why would she go for Michael?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Imagine waking up to that smile every morning.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Shut up.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- See? You're being ridiculous, Joey. - Yeah, I know, Lauren.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's just, he just wound me up, you know?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Well, don't let it get to you

0:15:32 > 0:15:35cos even if he is a letch, she ain't going to go there, so don't worry.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38You just need to stop moaning

0:15:38 > 0:15:40and why don't you just come round to my house?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41I've got a free house.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yeah? I could take your mind off Michael.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50But first I need to go ask my dad for some money.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52DAD! Dad?

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Hey, Max!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Dad!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Boys, I'm out.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38All in.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Confident.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Born like that.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50I'll see you.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Relax...

0:17:05 > 0:17:06..full house.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Four of a kind.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30You muppet.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Hey. There's quite a crowd out there.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Tamwar's on his way but we'll have to get started.- You happy?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41We can't keep them waiting!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47HE SIGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hello. Thank you all for coming.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Zainab and I think it's very important

0:17:57 > 0:18:00to take pride in your family

0:18:00 > 0:18:05and in your home, so I've been working really hard

0:18:05 > 0:18:09on getting something together that symbolises this.

0:18:09 > 0:18:15So we hope to lead by example and inspire you all to do the same.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16OK?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Great then. Allow me to do the honours.- Actually, can I do it?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Right, are we ready, everyone? - ALL: Yes!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Are you sure?

0:18:29 > 0:18:30ALL: Yes.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Here we go.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36ALL: Hurray.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39APPLAUSE

0:18:42 > 0:18:46CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Look at the state of it! LAUGHTER

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is it supposed to do that?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01LAUGHTER

0:19:01 > 0:19:02- What is happening?- I don't know.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I didn't think pink was your colour, Zee!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- What have you done?- Don't blame me.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- You promised that everything would be perfect!- Zee...

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Just turn it off, turn it off!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You two! Did you do this?!

0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Leg it!- You...- Zainab...

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- You come here! - Zainab, just leave them!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I will not be publicly humiliated by those vile children!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Come here you two!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- How have you lost all your money? - Cos he kept raising me.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Don't blame me, I thought you had better cards.- We were supposed...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I was psyching him out. What was you doing?- Will you guys stop it!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'll just have to miss the trip and fail the module.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42HAMMERING ON DOOR All right! Oi, I'm coming! What?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Where are they?- Who?- Where are they? - What's all the racket?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Your children - they just humiliated me in front of half the Square.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Kids. Get down here.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52We spent weeks getting that water feature ready,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54and now it's full of pink bubbles!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Zainab, let's just leave it now, please.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57If you two were mine, you'd get a good hiding.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- They're not yours so shut your mouth, Zainab.- What have you done?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- It doesn't matter. Come on, let's go home.- Everything is ruined now!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05They're not the ones making a scene right now.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- We put pink bubble bath in the fountain.- Why?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Cos she said we had filthy paws.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, well, think that makes you just about even, don't it?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- I want them grounded for a month. - Don't tell me how to raise my kids.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, "raise"? Is that what you call it?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- I thought animals were REARED. - That's it, get out!- Right. Get out!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Come on, let's go. Let's go. - Let go, Masood!

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Are we in trouble?- Did you use all the pink bubble bath?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yeah.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Good. I hated that stuff.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- I'm sorry.- Just go home.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Move.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Didn't you find Dad then? - What does it look like?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I did see him on the Square earlier and he was acting really weird

0:21:02 > 0:21:03cos it was like he was avoiding me.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Why would he be avoiding us?- Dunno.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Why don't you go round to Jack's?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11See if he's there and we'll try and find out what's going on.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Why don't you find out?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Do you want the money or not?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22DOOR CLOSING

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- You're early.- Yeah, I worked late the other night

0:21:24 > 0:21:26so Michael made it up to me

0:21:26 > 0:21:28AND he gave me a 50 quid bonus.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Told me to go and treat myself.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31What d'you think?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35What, he's buying you presents now, is he?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36No. I bought it.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Alice, I don't want you working for him any more.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- What?- He's a creep and I don't want him near you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48So all that career talk had nothing to do with me at all? Did it?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's because you've got a problem with Michael.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53It just ain't right, Alice. Wine and bonuses and things...

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Is this because he's treating me like a grown-up and not a kid?- No.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's because he's taking advantage. That's why.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00In what way?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Why have you always got to see the worst in people, Joey?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Look, first thing tomorrow I'd like you to quit, please.- No.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Alice...yes.- No.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I like my job and I like Michael.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Get over it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21You were supposed to call me. How'd it go?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Waste of time. Six-week contract so I'd have to give up the nursery.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Something else'll turn up. - I want to get our own place.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- It'll happen, babe. - I really miss us living together.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Me too.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34But you know what Bianca said, there's not enough room, is there?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Where is she anyway?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, she's gone down the Vic. Left me with the kids.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Why don't we take them down there, tell everyone the news?- Not yet.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Come on, this is ridiculous!

0:22:44 > 0:22:47This is supposed to be one of the most exciting times of our lives

0:22:47 > 0:22:48- and we're stuck in here.- I know.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I told you, I want us to get our own place.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- We have to prove we're serious. - We are serious.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- We don't have a ring yet. - I'm saving up, ain't I?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I know you are.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Look, the thing is if we told anyone before then,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02people might not take us seriously.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I want to be able to show them this is for ever, you know?

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Yeah. I guess you're right.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- If Alfie thinks we're too young, everyone...- Alfie?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- I mean, that's probably what he'd be think...- You told Alfie?- No.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Tyler.- OK, yes.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15- Tyler, you promised. - It just came out.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Bianca and Carol are down at the Vic!- He won't tell no-one.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You told him it's private, did you?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- I'll go over there now.- Yeah.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26PHONE RINGS

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Luce, couldn't give us some change, could you? Some five-pound notes?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Sure.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- That was a 50.- Oh, sorry.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Are you sure you're OK, darling?

0:23:52 > 0:23:56You just seem a bit all over the place today.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm fine.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Come on, Lucy, tell me what's happened? Is it your dad?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is Bobby all right?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Luce...

0:24:12 > 0:24:16..come on...tell me.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Erm...

0:24:20 > 0:24:23..I was in the shower this morning...

0:24:23 > 0:24:25and I found a lump...

0:24:27 > 0:24:32- ..I don't know what to do. - Oh, sweetheart.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36There you go, darling. Thanks very much.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Thought I'd hang around and give you a lift,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40which is a good thing, seeing as you lost all your money!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Weren't even my fault. It was that Jay.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45You know what, him, he's as dumb as a box of spanners, you know that?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Dexter!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Have you tried Jack's? - Yeah, no-one's home.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- You looking for your dad?- Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54I saw him this morning coming out the B&B.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Maybe he's gone back there, Abs.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Well, why would he be staying at the B&B?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I don't know, I'm just saying.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- All right, thanks. - All right, darling, see you later.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- All right?- Yeah, I will be when I've had a drink.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Is something wrong?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Just had Zainab round shouting the odds.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Zainab?- Yeah, Zainab, why?

0:25:21 > 0:25:22No reason.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Hey, here he is, Bianca, your future son-in-law!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Nice one, mate, don't forget I owe you a drink,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30and your beautiful fiancee of course.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- So, where is Whitney, then? - What did you just say?- Thanks, mate.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Thanks a lot.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Get you the keys.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Who's going to take it? You?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Have you seen my dad?

0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Oh, I think he's upstairs. - Which room?- Room four.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Now, I think I've given you everything.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Down the corridor and to your left.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56OK. Enjoy your stay.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Abi.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'll run some more water through it, it'll be fine.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28It won't be "fine," none of this will be "fine"!

0:26:28 > 0:26:33If we stay calm and we fix it, it'll be working properly tomorrow.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35What does it matter what we do, Masood? Everything is ruined.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- People are laughing at us. - You're being oversensitive.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40You promised me that everything would be perfect!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Well, it's not my fault!- All I ever get from you is empty promises.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45What? I have been working really hard all day

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- to try and make this a success for you.- And you failed!

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Like you do again and again... - Oh, I NEVER had a chance, did I?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- This isn't about your stupid water fountain!- Yes, it is!

0:26:53 > 0:26:56No, Zee! No, it's not! It was about us...

0:26:58 > 0:27:01..but no matter how hard I try it's always about you, isn't it?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Never about us, never me. - About me? Don't you dare...

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Who was left sitting here with the imam, by herself, all Friday night?!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08But you never asked me, did you? Never asked me why?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Never asked what was going on with me, did you?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12No, I just get the SILENT treatment all weekend.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I had to sit there with a smile on my face

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and come up with some RIDICULOUS cover story

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- as to why YOU couldn't make it... - You're just not listening!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I was thinking and focussing about our marriage.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26What were you doing, sitting down the pub?!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Masood, just come back inside.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Why?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35In case our neighbours see what kind of disaster our "perfect" family is?

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Just stop this...

0:27:36 > 0:27:39You're so concerned about what everyone else thinks

0:27:39 > 0:27:41you can't even face what's going on!

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Every day I struggle to make a better life for this family

0:27:44 > 0:27:45and all you do is drag us down.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48You can't... You're just not LISTENING to me!

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Yet again we are the laughing stock of the Square!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Yet again it's up to me to pick up the pieces!

0:27:53 > 0:27:55You're not listening to me!

0:27:57 > 0:28:01Ask me why I didn't come and see the imam, Zainab.

0:28:01 > 0:28:06Go on, ask me! Ask me! Go on, ASK me!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Ask me why I didn't come home! - Masood!

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Ask me, Zainab!

0:28:13 > 0:28:15ASK ME!

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