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0:00:39 > 0:00:42Tommy, come on. Look, look, look, it's your favourite.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Problems? - He won't eat his breakfast.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47He must be full from that fry-up I made for him earlier.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- You having this or not?- No.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Not interested, are you?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52That's cos children are quite sensitive to change.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55ROXY SIGHS

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It will get easier, you know.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09PHONE RINGS

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Kat, where are you? I'm trying to call you, look.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Phone me when you get this message. Yeah?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Is your partner in crime not joining you today then?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31When I say partner in crime, I'd like to make it absolutely clear

0:01:31 > 0:01:34I am in no way referring to your criminal record.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36What's it got to do with you anyway?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I'm the new Assistant Market Inspector.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Peeping Tom, more like. Listening in on people's phone calls.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44You're mixing your metaphors a little bit there

0:01:44 > 0:01:47cos a Peeping Tom wouldn't be listening, would he?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49He'd be peeping.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Has anyone ever told you you're a little bit weird?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Pretty much everyone, yeah. - Where's Lister anyway?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58He's on holiday. So I'm officially in charge of the entire market on my first day.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Ooh! Bully for you! - So is Kat going to be joining you?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Only we like to see the all the stall-holders on their stalls.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Tell you what, I'll go and have a look, shall I? See where she is.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You can't leave your stall unattended. Market rules.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Thanks for the offer, and make sure you don't scare the customers away.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Looking after other people's stalls is NOT

0:02:15 > 0:02:17in the Assistant Market Inspector's job description.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Take that. It'll be character building.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Weirdo!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28What's that about?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Kat. She's gone AWOL.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And Poppy's going to help me fill out forms for my apprenticeship.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- No, that's great.- So, soon I'll be able to tick it off my list.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- You're going to struggle with number five.- Eh?

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Er, excuse me, I am a reformed character, I'll have you know.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I think it's good. Proper making an effort, an' that.- Hmm.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh! Where's Lexi?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59With the child minder. Shouldn't you be at work?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And I don't pay you two to stand around yakking. Get on with it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Yeah, we're doing it. - Yes, boss. Straight on it.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Oh, Phil. I got that for Lexi.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- She can't have it.- Why not?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Not suitable for anyone under the age of 12 months.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Don't listen to that, that's just health and safety rubbish.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18All the kids down the parenting class have got 'em.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Well, let's hope there's someone on hand when they start choking on 'em.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24You don't want to be late for work, do you?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- See you later.- Ta-ra.- Later, Lola.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Ten years being Kat Moon. And now what?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Just go back to being Kat Slater? No more Kat and Alfie.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Just Kat.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Whoever she is.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I remember how I felt when me and Ricky got divorced.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49If this is where you tell me that "time is a great healer"...

0:03:49 > 0:03:52No. That's a load of old rubbish. Time's not a great healer.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Just numbs the pain, don't it?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Come on, budge over. Let me get on there with you.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00We can just lay about all day.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Just go and look after the stall. - To hell with the stall.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I mean, who needs the stall? To hell with the stall.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06To hell with our kids...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I get it.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- You're not putting me on a guilt trip.- I'm not trying to.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14But if you want to sit there and wallow in self pity, it's fine with me.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yeah, that's what I intend to do.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Or you could stick your two fingers up to the world and get out there.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22No, that's all right. I'll just stick to this quilt, thanks.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Fine.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27But when you get to the end of the day and realise nothing's changed,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30just remember, whatever you've lost,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32you've still got Tommy.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35You've still got your stall.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37They're both things that are worth fighting for.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I know it's hard, Kat.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44But it is just a day at a time.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You know the way out, don't you?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01DOOR SHUTS

0:05:01 > 0:05:04This isn't fun for me either, Liam, trust me.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I love you!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hello? Hello?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Kamil.- He's got his own mobile now, has he?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yeah, they grow up fast. He even reversed the charges and everything.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Look, I can't do this!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Putting in the hours during half term. Impressive.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Liam is behind with his school work.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Look, give it here. Can't be that hard, surely.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Hmm.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Maybe I can help?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Now, have you got everything that you need?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Looks like it.- And I'm off work, so if you need anything else,

0:05:43 > 0:05:46you just, er...you ring this!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48You can ring my bell any time, Pops.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Oh, sorry!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Thanks.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Thanks for everything, huh?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Still no Kat?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- She's got a migraine.- Right.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Good to see you doubling your efforts in her absence.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You know they make those stories up.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17You're such a killjoy, do you know that?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah, lighten up, geek boy.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22There's enough misery in the world without you adding to it.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Geek boy. That's original.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY LAUGH

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Get up. Come on! We've got a stall to run.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33Come on, ladies and gents! West End goods at East End prices!

0:06:33 > 0:06:38So you multiply that one by that one and Jamal's your uncle.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Something I used to say to Syed.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah, what, when he was six?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Why don't we just stick to the matter at hand here?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Erm, have a go at that one, there.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Do you actually know anything about teaching?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I mean, you're only a postman.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Have I said something to offend you?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Yeah, you think you know it all, don't you? You don't know nothing.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oi, Liam! Liam!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02It's all right. Let me.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11There you go, darlin'. Don't forget to tell your mates where you got it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14And if you're wondering, we're both single.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Sorry Kat, I didn't mean... - It's all right.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- If you want to talk about it... - I got nothing to talk about.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Men are overrated, anyway. - Yeah. You're right. They are.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23From now on it's mates and money, in that order.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah, mates and money.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Oh, Kat...- No, it's all right.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'm not going to let THAT ruin my day.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Morning, Kathleen.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- You look nice today. - SHE LAUGHS

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Call me paranoid, but I'm getting the distinct impression

0:07:43 > 0:07:45you're not happy with me about something.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I don't think that's fair. You need to cut me some slack.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I couldn't get involved. He's my cousin after all.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51And Tommy's your son.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55But then getting involved isn't really your style, is it, Michael?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03You all right, darlin'?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Someone moved on quickly, didn't they?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Bit of compassion wouldn't go amiss.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- School's lame, huh? - You're lame.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Tam used to call me sad. Is lame the new sad?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Nah. You're sad AND lame.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47You know, I was never very good at school.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- You don't know nothing about me. - No, you're right. No.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I don't.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59But I do know that we could all use some help once in a while.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Take me, for example. I've been a real mess since Zainab left.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08But your gran, she helped me out.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12She kept me busy making curries when she could have done it herself.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18So, what do you say we go back to the cafe and start again?

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Well, here we go, Pops.- Mm-hmm. - One Kimberley's Special.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Thank you.- I don't even do that for the paying guests.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37All right, then. Here you go.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Thanks.- Well, tuck in then!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I, erm...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I need you to cut it up for me, please.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52You know, if you like, we can always play the choo-choo train.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55No, it's all right, I can manage on my own now. Thanks.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Yeah?- Yeah. Thanks.- Oh, OK, then.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- HE LAUGHS - Oh, yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Black coffee, please.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oi! So you've decided to come back then?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Liam has decided to accept my apology for my outdated

0:10:23 > 0:10:27teaching methods and has generously agreed to give me a second chance.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Isn't that right, Liam?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Get back to your books.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm really sorry he behaved like that.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, it's all right.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm an old hand when it comes to dealing with stroppy teenagers.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Bianca's 35 and she's still a stroppy teenager.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49And thank you for getting through to him.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Is there anything else bothering him at school?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54No. I don't think so. No.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Cos he's way behind on where his work should be.- Yeah?

0:10:58 > 0:11:02You know, I could help. Private tutoring.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04No. Do you know what, we just couldn't...

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Carol, listen, it would be my pleasure.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11It would give me something to do with all that spare time.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Tell you what, why don't we go for a drink at The Vic later,

0:11:15 > 0:11:16seal the deal?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Please, Carol? Come on.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23You'd be saving me from another night in with the two stooges.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Well, all right, if you put it like that.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Hiya.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Everything all right?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40What do you think of this?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's gorgeous. Sure Lexi will love it.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Phil doesn't think so. He thinks it's not suitable or whatever.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Why does he hate me so much? - Oh, he doesn't hate you.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51He does. He wouldn't treat me like this if he didn't, would he?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Look, he wants what's best for Lexi. That's all.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58And I don't?! Sharon, I am trying really, really hard.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Look. See, I even made a list.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03But anything I do isn't going to be good enough for King Phil, is it?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06You know, sometimes I think Lexi would have been

0:12:06 > 0:12:08better off in a foster family after all.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Lola, don't say that.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'm going back to work.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23BELL RINGS

0:12:24 > 0:12:26You rang, milord?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- What can we get you, Patrick? Tea? Coffee?- Bed bath?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31I need the bathroom.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Right, well...I'll take you then.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Thanks.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47There you go. And if that don't stop him snoring, nothing will.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Ta-ra, darlin'.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54All right, Jean.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55It's nice to see you smiling again.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Especially after last night's little outburst.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Thanks for warning me.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03That's no excuse for the way you've behaved towards Alfie.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Well, it's nice to know whose side you're on.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09This isn't about sides.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Isn't it?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13No.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Hello, darlin', you all right?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20There.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23That wasn't so bad, was it?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Jay, you don't have to do that.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I know. But we've all got to do our bit, now you're out of action.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48All right, Tam. How was your first day?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yeah, good.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Apart from having to deal with Thelma and Louise over there.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oi, that's my future mother-in-law you're talking about.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57No second thoughts then?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Only you know what they say - all women turn out like their mothers.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Suppose you just have to know how to handle women.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06And how's that?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Smooth.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Smooth?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Yeah, suppose you've just got to turn on the charm a little.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Smooth?- Smooth.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Good day's trading, ladies?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Best day ever. Thanks to this one.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Excellent.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38And can I just say, you're both looking lovely today.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Is that right, Inspector Masood?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yep. And I'm sure you'll pack the stall away properly.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oh, I don't know, really. We're just two helpless women.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Maybe you could show us how to do it properly.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54THEY CACKLE

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'll leave you to it then.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Weirdo.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59We should go out and celebrate.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, no, I'm going to go and have a nice long soak and then

0:15:01 > 0:15:03go and get Tommy and take him home.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I've got to get home. Ray's bringing Tiff and Morgan back soon.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Listen, Bianca. Thank you for today.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's all right. And we get to do it all again tomorrow.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I was thinking, I'm going to take the day off tomorrow.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16And take Tommy to see my dad for the day.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Yeah. You go for it.- Cheers.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Can I help you?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm here to see Lexi.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38You're late.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40I got held up at work. I couldn't just walk out.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Listen, if you want to be a full-time mum,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44you need to get your priorities right.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45What? No, you can't do this.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47That's right. Go on. Kick off. Show your true colours.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51What's wrong with you? Phil! What's wrong with you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, what's all this in aid of then?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02All what?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04The 60-minute make over.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05It's nothing.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Is someone going on a date?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09It's not a date.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13It smells like a date to me. So, who's the lucky fella?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Masood.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16SHE SQUEALS

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Is it not a bit soon after Zainab leaving

0:16:19 > 0:16:21for him to be going on dates?

0:16:21 > 0:16:22It's not a date!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24He's single. He's asked to take you for a drink.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25It's a date. Duh!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27He's buying me a drink to discuss Liam's school work.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30That's something else we need to talk about.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- We will do. After your date. - It's not a date!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34But seriously, if you like him, go for it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37He's a nice bloke. Even if his son is a bit of a weirdo.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Hey, Tam. Good first day?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Yeah. Where are you going?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Just going for a drink with Carol.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Carol Jackson?- Yeah.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58You are going on a date with the mother of the devil spawn?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59It's not a date.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00If you hook up with Carol,

0:17:00 > 0:17:03that would make Bianca my stepsister.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05And of all of the calamities that have befallen this family,

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Dad, that would be the hardest to bear.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Just as well it's not a date then.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Where's Jay?- He's done for the day. Can I help?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Yeah. You can help me smash up...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- I really don't think you want to do that.- Yes, I do!

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Get off of me!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24What's happened? Lola? What's Phil done now?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Stopped me from seeing Lexi.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29And you went off on one. Which is exactly what he wanted.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- What would you know about it? - You think I'd still have a job here

0:17:31 > 0:17:35if I kicked off every time Phil wound me up? No.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37So, what am I supposed to do then?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Do what I do. Play the game.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Take whatever he throws at you. Yes, Phil. No, Phil.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Three bags full, Phil?- And you bow and scrape if you have to.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Because that way, in the end, you still get what you want.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52And you've come this far. You want to mess it up now?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Hi.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Oh. You look, erm...different.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's not often I get a break from the kids.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17So I thought I'd make a bit of an effort.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Well, you look great.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Thank you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22So, Liam's school work...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- I've come to get Tommy. - He's sleeping at the moment.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31You'll just have to wake him.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- He's had the sniffles all day. - And you didn't think of telling me?

0:18:34 > 0:18:35He's had the sniffles all day

0:18:35 > 0:18:37and I thought it best if he stayed with me tonight.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- I think I know what's best for my son.- Is that right?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I don't think this is the time or the place, Kat.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Oh, look, chief cheerleader's joining in.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Excuse me, don't take it out on Jean. Thank you.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Would you rather I took it out on you instead?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Your idea, was it?

0:18:54 > 0:18:55The divorce?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59No. No, actually, that was all Alfie's idea.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02He thought of that all by himself. I can't imagine why.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06I bet you couldn't believe your luck when I screwed up, could you?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09You finally got what you'd been sniffing round for all that time.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Kat.- Make you feel good, does it,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13picking over the pieces of a broken marriage?

0:19:13 > 0:19:14That's enough now, Kat.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16And now you've got your name over the door,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19do you want to be the next Mrs Moon now, yeah?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22You listen. This wasn't my doing.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'm not the one who cheated on Alfie.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29And I'm getting a little bit sick of everyone treading on eggshells

0:19:29 > 0:19:31around you like you're the victim.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Cos you're not! OK? Alfie is the victim. Not you.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38You did this by yourself, Kat.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41You are the one that behaved like a complete slapper.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oi, that's enough. That's enough!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47No, no, no! Stop. Wait. Fine.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48It's fine.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'll let her have that one.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Considering all you've been through.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57What about this one?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00CROWD GASP

0:20:00 > 0:20:02No. That one you're going to pay for.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Whoa! Enough! Enough now!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Come on then!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Michael, get her off, will you? That's enough!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Come on then!- What are you doing?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Getting involved!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Right! Get her out of here.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Kat, you're a disgrace, you know that?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18You are not fit to be a wife or a mother. Now get out!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- I'm fine, I'm fine. - All right, all right.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Another quiet night in The Vic.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Yeah. It's a shame about those two.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I always thought they had something special.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Really? And I always thought you were a good judge of character.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Alfie clearly adores her though.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43But it takes two people to make a relationship work.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Don't I know it!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- I'm sorry.- It's OK.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You know, I proposed to Zainab on this very spot.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56We were supposed to be married last week.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01You OK?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04No, Alfie, I'm not. I'm sorry, but if she sets foot in here again,

0:21:04 > 0:21:05I'm going to have her.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13BELL RINGS

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Seconds out. Round 23.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19It hasn't been that bad.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I haven't done half the things I was supposed to do today.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Well, it'll be worse tomorrow. You're on your own.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31< What if he wants to go to the toilet?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Then you'll have to take him. > - < But I've just had my nails done.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I'm sure you'll manage. I had to. >

0:21:46 > 0:21:50And before you know it, you're looking back and thinking

0:21:50 > 0:21:53where did the last 30 years go?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm sorry. This can't be much fun for you.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59No, it's fine.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04Let's change the subject. And besides, I am done with romance.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I mean, who wants the nightmare of dating again?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- I need to get going. - Was it something I said?

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Oh. I'm sorry, did you think...?

0:22:18 > 0:22:19I need to go.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32Mum was over the moon to meet her great granddaughter.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's like another chance for all of us.

0:22:35 > 0:22:40I saw Lola earlier. Refusing to let Lexi have a cuddly toy.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41What next, Phil?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's not my fault if Lola's too stupid to know

0:22:43 > 0:22:45what toys are suitable for her own kid, is it?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, come on, Phil. She's trying. She's got her job.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49And she's applying for an apprenticeship.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52It'll take more than a poxy job to make a proper mother out of her.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Anyway, she'll probably end up failing the course anyway.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Why are you so hard on her?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Cos I don't think Lola's ready to take Lexi back full time,

0:23:00 > 0:23:01that's why.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Lola could be a good mum. Deep down, you know that.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, yeah. That's why she was round here earlier on

0:23:05 > 0:23:09shouting the odds for no reason. Kicking my door in.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10She did seem a bit wound up.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Back for round two, are you?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26No. I wanted to apologise for kicking off before.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I promise I'm never, ever, going to do it again.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I am going to prove what a good mum I can be for Lexi.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Oh, Phil?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Could you give Lexi a kiss good night for me, please?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41And tell her I'll see her at my next visit.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Carol, wait. Look, can we just start again?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Hello. I'm Masood.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01You look lovely. Do you come here often?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Good night, Masood.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Look, I'm sorry for being such a blind, insensitive fool.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Look, it's all right. It's too soon after Zainab.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14And I shouldn't have assumed.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18No, it isn't. And, you know what, I'm glad you assumed.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23I just didn't think someone like you would be

0:24:23 > 0:24:25interested in someone like me.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I'm really looking forward to our first proper date.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- If you're still interested. - Oh, is this a sympathy date now?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Carol Jackson, would you do me

0:24:35 > 0:24:38the honour of going on a date with me tomorrow night?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Well, that all depends

0:24:41 > 0:24:44on whether you put more effort in next time.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50I shall be groomed to within an inch of my life.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I might even cook for you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Well, there's an offer I can't refuse.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Just calm down, Kat. And have a drink.- Cheers.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Do you want me to go round to Alfie? Have a word?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- No.- Sure? I'll do it if you want me to.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Guilty conscience.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40You don't think I'm a bad mum, do you?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45No.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48You're the best there is.

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