0:00:33 > 0:00:35Watch out. Prefect on the prowl.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- You think I'm an idiot, yeah? - I'm not saying nothing.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40What you fail to grasp, Bianca, is that I am
0:00:40 > 0:00:42but one of many idiots, OK?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I sit at the foot of an entire edifice of idiots.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47So to be anything other than an idiot would be
0:00:47 > 0:00:50to let down the other idiots who are depending on me.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53One idiot turns sensible, the entire structure collapses,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57then what have you got? Anarchy. So by agreeing to move your stall 13 centimetres to the right
0:00:57 > 0:01:00you're not just submitting to the will of a petty jobsworth,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04you're sustaining the entire concept of Western liberal democracy.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07So you should be proud.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Talking of idiots... Morning, Dad.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It runs in the family.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Are we still on for tonight?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah, I guess so.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18OK, well, I'll make the arrangements
0:01:18 > 0:01:20when I pop round with today's curry.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'll get this lot out the way. Half an hour?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Yeah, yeah. Excellent.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's a special one.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Ooh, it's a 'special one'?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Bianca, please. - For a special lady, no doubt.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Will you give it a rest?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Is she blushing?- I'm not even having this conversation.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I was just going to ask you about Kat... Will you stop it!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49She's gone to visit her dad. Took Tommy or something. Having the day off.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- As long as you don't let her take the mickey.- No, Mum.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55What?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59So when will he be posting something through your little letter box then, eh?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, will you grow up!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ooh!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hi, Kat, it's me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I've just noticed that you're not working today and...
0:02:25 > 0:02:28To let you know Tommy's feeling much better,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31so listen, if you fancy having him for the day, feel free.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36And, you know, you're more than welcome to come and pick him up.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Um... Will you give me a ring when you get this, yeah?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41SIREN SOUNDS OUTSIDE
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Stop thinking about it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00What am I thinking about?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05In no particular order? Alfie, me, Tommy,
0:03:05 > 0:03:09divorce, guilt, shame...
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Am I getting warm? You'll just drive yourself mad, girl.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I was already mad.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Mmm. Just don't wallow in it though, it's quite unattractive.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- I'm not wallowing in it.- You need some mental discipline, Kathleen.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25You need to accentuate the positive.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Dismiss - throw away - the negative.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Is that what you do, is it?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Yeah.- No wonder you're screwed up.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35So come on then - you tell me
0:03:35 > 0:03:38one positive thing I've got in my life right now.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You had an extremely nice time last night.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I was faking it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49No, you weren't. No, you weren't.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Just like that time you faked it in Spain.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57All summer long. You're thinking about it again.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Am I? - You know, I have a theory about you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Do you want to hear it? - Yeah, go on.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Deep down inside, you love all this.
0:04:06 > 0:04:13- Is that right?- Yeah. That role of the tragic drama queen.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17The tears and the tantrums and the inner turmoil.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You love it. You love the crisis.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22And if there isn't a crisis, you create a crisis.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- You ain't got the first idea. - Haven't I? All right.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Let's swap your life then, for...
0:04:31 > 0:04:35..who do we know who's happy? Whatever that means.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- No-one. - Kim Fox - she's a good example.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40She's fairly uncomplicated, but happy.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Her life for yours.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Just as I thought.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Just gimme five minutes.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Stop thinking about it!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oi! Get up. Come on.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Someone's been a naughty girl.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- What have I done now? - No, it's not you. It's Kat.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Her door's wide open this morning. Her bed's not been slept in.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- So? - Do you not think that's a bit weird?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28No, not really, Joey.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31All right, you've got coffee there. Come on, get up.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32What time is it?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Have a look.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- It's still the middle of the night, Joey.- No, it's not.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Anyway, do you remember what you said to me last night?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42You said I've got to get you up at 8.30 cos you've an essay to do
0:05:42 > 0:05:46and if you don't do it today your tutor's going to kill you. Remember?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- I've got a headache. I'll do it later.- Then you said if you make any excuses,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'm going to have to drag you out of bed, OK?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54So I'm going to drag you out of bed.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- You've got five seconds, all right? One...- Don't be stupid.- Two...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Are you serious? - You getting out of bed or what? - Yeah, I am. In a minute!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Three...- It's cold outside. - Four...- No, OK!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Go and put some clothes on, you look a state.- Annoying!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Penny for them? You were miles away.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22What do you want, Jean?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Just to say I'm taking Tommy to feed the ducks.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28No-one feeds my son to any ducks, I don't care how hungry they are.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Why does he let her get to him?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Jean, that is a good question.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39There you go - he's all yours.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I've got to go and sort the delivery out.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Kat, it's Alfie. Listen, you've not got back to me yet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I don't know if you got my last message - I just want to say I'm sorry about last night.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01You know, if you just ring me back maybe we could work it out, yeah?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Talk to you soon. Bye bye.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Junk... junk... rubbish.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, hello.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23This'll have to be sorted - and soon.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24So?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29So it's your father's house. It's still his responsibility.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Well, I'm not taking it over.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh, I see.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You'll be happy if the lecky gets cut off, will you?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Well, I went round there last time.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, who else is there?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Your sister's not here and I'm in my dressing gown.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, come on, Abs, do it for your old nan, eh?
0:07:46 > 0:07:51All you've got to do is pop it through the letter box.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58'You've not got back to me yet. I don't know if you got my last message...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01'I just want to say I'm sorry about last night.'
0:08:01 > 0:08:06What's he saying? Is he all unhappy? Yeah? Wants to talk?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Is he sorry he's upset you?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Leave off, will you?- "Please come over? We can sort it out?"
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Does Tommy send his love?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Will you shut up?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Don't take it out on me, darling.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You have not got the first idea what goes on between me and Alfie.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Please. Spare me. I have every idea.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You think you love him and he loves you?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32But no, you don't. You're addicted to one another.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36And if you both had an ounce of sense you'd seize this chance.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41What chance?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Glad you asked. This chance to free yourself from each another.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Doesn't have to be nasty. Could be quite civilised.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49But you won't have it like that, will you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:56Cos if you don't go a day without a row or a screaming fit,
0:08:56 > 0:08:57you think you're missing out.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00How's that sound?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Abi?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I know. Damned delivery lorry.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And after I'd just dropped my dirty washing at the launderette.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I was just about to post this for Dad.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'll make sure he gets it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Well, see you.- Actually, I was rather hoping we could have a word.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I've been meaning to for some time.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I was on my way to sixth form.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34We can't spend our whole lives avoiding each another, Abi.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Just a quick chat.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Please? I don't bite.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Thank you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Hiya.- You all right, babe?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Blimey, what's all that?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Actually I've got someone with me. She wants you to have this.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You never said he was going to be here.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05It's all right - Max is just going.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Kirsty, what is this? - Aren't you, Max?
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Er, yeah, I'll go to the car lot. I'll leave you to it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You should change out of those.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Yeah, in a minute.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23You all right, Abs?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Can you just give me two minutes so I can just change out of these?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Right, they've messed up the crisps order again.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Five cheese and onion, but no plain. - I'll sort it when I get back.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Why? Where are you going?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Rox, I can't help it. I'm worried about Kat.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55She's not turned up for work and she's not answering her phone.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Did you not see what she did to me? - Yeah, I know. I know, all right?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Just for my peace of mind.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I promise - I promise I won't be long, OK?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Come on, your laptop's ready.- Can I not just do it when I get home?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15No, cos you'll only find another excuse when you get there. Sit down.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You know, you're worse than my tutor.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- What's it about anyway? - Yeah, like you want to know.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Yeah, course I do. I might be able to give you a few tips.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25A few tips.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29"Brief Encounter to A Touch of Class.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35"Discuss the emergence of feminism in British cinema from 1945 to 1975."
0:11:36 > 0:11:39All right, feminism.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42So that's once upon a time women used to do what they were told.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Now, they don't. Sorted, eh?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:53 > 0:11:57All right, mate? Listen, I just want a quick word with Kat.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, well, she'll be at work by now.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02No, she's not at work. She's probably still in her pit. Just give her a shout for me, will you?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04No, no, she's not here.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Do you know where she is?- Probably stayed at a mate's or something. - She hasn't got any mates.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12OK, doesn't matter.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- If you see her just tell her I called, yeah?- Yeah. Yeah.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17See you later.
0:12:25 > 0:12:31- All right? What- was that? - Alfie. Alfie, looking for Kat.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33If she'd been good and stuck to her marriage vows,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36she wouldn't be having this trouble, would she? That's feminism for you.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Where are you going? - Back to bed. See you later.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Someone's looking for you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13He's just come from yours.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16So he knows you didn't stay there last night.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You're being very hard on yourself, Kat.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36What have you done that's so wrong?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I know you're hurting though, so...
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I suppose what I'm trying to say is that I'm there for you, you know.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45I'm not going anywhere.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Thanks for trying, Michael,
0:13:49 > 0:13:53but them words just don't sound right coming out of your mouth.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Fair enough.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00But I have been dumped too, remember, so...
0:14:02 > 0:14:03TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Oh, I said I'd meet Phil in the cafe.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Well, off you go then.- I forgot.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I'll come straight back.- Do what you want. Cos I won't be here.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Phil, you ain't seen Kat about, have you?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Nah. Explain something to me, will you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Why do these morons want the same bit of information time and time again?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Sorry - what? - If I had a pound note for every time I've filled in a form for
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- the flaming adoption agency, I could think about putting me feet up. - Sorry, Phil. Can't help you, mate.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- You ain't seen Kat around at all, have you?- No, sorry mate. - Cheers, mate.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So, come on, what's the recipe today?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Masood's Special Chicken Jalfrezi.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Smell.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Oh, wow!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah, I was thinking... It's not much of a date...
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Go on.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I could give you a cookery lesson. If you fancy it?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11And we could eat the results.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12So what do you think?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Sorry about that. I dropped all my dirty washing at the launderette
0:15:17 > 0:15:20and this is about all I had left.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Eurgh. Anyway, are we going to sit down?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29I'm already late.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Oh, well. I'll try and make this quick then. The thing is...
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I understand you hating me...
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Abi?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Sorry. Go on.- Your father hasn't stopped loving you
0:15:43 > 0:15:45and this situation is driving him mad.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm sure you're not happy about it, either.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52So,
0:15:52 > 0:15:58if we could just sit down, the four of us - me and your Dad,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01you and your sister - and just have a normal conversation...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Well, I'm already late.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Well, I was just wondering if we could pop round after school, maybe?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Have a quick chat?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Really? Shall we come round to the house?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Say about 4.30?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Maybe we could bring some fish and chips or something, if you like.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26(Uh!)
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Phil. Sorry. Sorry, I overslept. And then I had to get Scarlett to the nursery.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- I'm supposed to be in south London now.- I know, and I'm sorry for messing you about.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What's this about, anyway? And make it quick, will you?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47OK. Well, the gym's going through a bit of a thin time at the moment.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'm not surprised if you keep sleeping in every day.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53So I thought you might be able to, you know,
0:16:53 > 0:16:54pass a bit of business my way.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56What sort of business?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Well, our thing, you know. The dirty money that needs cleaning.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Listen, you keep me hanging around for ages and you've got the front to ask me for favours?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I prefer to see it as a mutually beneficial arrangement.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah, well, I'm keeping my nose clean at the moment.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13So you can keep your mutually beneficial arrangement.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What are you doing here?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Just writing an essay. Joey said that it would be all right.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Where is he? - He's gone back to bed.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42You OK?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Kat?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Correct, well done.- Tam...
0:17:55 > 0:17:58What do you want? The market will be up in arms if you stop me doing my job.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00This'll only take a second. Come here.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- I need to know whether you two are you going to be around early evening.- Why?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- I need the kitchen.- What for?- Just teaching someone how to cook.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- And who might this someone be? - I just need to know whether you're going to be there or not.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Now I'm really intrigued.- You can have dinner at the cafe. I'll pay.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17A woman. I bet you any money!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18How did I know you'd be like this?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- I feel slightly sick. - No, it's not like that.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23So come on, who is it?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Carol Jackson.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Carol Jackson?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Again? I thought you said last night wasn't a date.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What did I say? It's not like that!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Come on, she's a woman, you're a man. It's always like that. - In your world, maybe.
0:18:34 > 0:18:39- OK, I'm going back to resume idiot duties.- Please. Come on, she's just a friend...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yeah. What, Mum's been gone a fortnight.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Why'd you leave it so long?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Thanks a lot.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47He knows I'm joking.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54It wasn't till after she'd gone I realised I had my skirt tucked into my knickers the whole time!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Did she see?- She must've done.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- What, and she didn't say anything? - No, I just rabbited on and she didn't say a word!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05But the thing is, she's agreed to see us, so however ridiculous I made myself, it was worth it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Thank you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12I've said we'll bring fish and chips so I'll see you here about 4.15, yeah?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14All right, lovely.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I'll be that nervous, I don't know if I'll be able to eat.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28And now he wants a divorce.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Listen, Kat, I do want to talk some more.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37It's just I've really got to finish off this essay.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40What's that about, then?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43The emergence of feminism in post-war British Cinema.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Fat lot of good feminism's done for me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Well, a hundred years ago you wouldn't have even been able to vote.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58I don't vote. So 'so what?'
0:19:58 > 0:20:02OK, 150 years ago, Alfie wouldn't be divorcing you,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05cos only rich people could do that. He'd have just slung you out.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09And you'd have had no rights, no comebacks, no nothing.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12As it goes, you do. So don't go knocking feminism.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Well, get you.- My tutor's really hot on stuff like that.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22She'd say that you were trapped in a patriarchal relationship.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Do me a favour.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29And that you've allowed victimhood to be written into your narrative.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30What does that mean?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Basically... well, you bring it on yourself.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Yeah. Yeah, that's what Michael says.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Michael?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Don't tell me you haven't guessed.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Do you think I CHOOSE to be like this.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52So don't. Fight back.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Where's your dad?
0:21:02 > 0:21:07I dunno. Off buying ingredients for his candlelit dinner for two.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Oh, come on. Maybe we should be pleased. At least he's not sitting around moping.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15I think given the circumstances a bit of moping wouldn't be
0:21:15 > 0:21:17entirely inappropriate.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Well, it can't be her. Not yet.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Well, go on, then.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yep.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh, you're not wearing that cardigan?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I'm just going to learn how to cook a curry.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41What's it going to look like if I arrive all glammed-up?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Like you're interested. Which you obviously are.- Look, I've told you before, will you stop all this?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Get changed!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Lauren, I've been thinking about what you was saying.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- And what was that?- About fighting back.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I just wish I didn't feel so guilty.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04The man's already divorcing you, Kat.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06He's shacked up with some woman. In your bed.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09And you're the one that feels guilty? Yes, OK.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13OK, you slept with someone else. So what?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Good. At least it's one notch up from Joey's old man.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18KNOCK ON DOOR
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- That might be him.- I'll get it. >
0:22:22 > 0:22:25The only control Alfie has over you is the control that you give him.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27So don't do it, yeah?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's your sister.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Am I glad to see you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- That's a first. - I need you to get me out of here.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Something's come up and... - Well, something has.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Kirsty and Dad are coming round for dinner.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- What?- Yeah. I'll explain on the way.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52OK.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Kat, I'm really sorry, but I've got to go.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Don't worry about it.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I know exactly what I've got to do now. Cheers, Lauren.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13What are you doing here? I told you to make yourself scarce.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Something's turned up. Or rather someone.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17What are you talking about?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Hi, Dad - we've got a visitor.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Hi.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I asked you to give him an electricity bill -
0:23:34 > 0:23:36not arrange a love-in.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Well, they're only coming round for some fish and chips.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Oh really? And what would your mum have to say about that?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Look, I already told you - it wasn't my idea.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49They're here.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Right...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Lauren! They're here! Get down here, now!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Please Nan, don't cause a scene.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02Well, well! If it isn't the Walford whippet and his mongrel mistress.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06You all right, Cora? There's something about you reminds me of the Dalai Lama in prayer.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Don't know what it is.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Judas Iscariots, the lot of you. I want no part of this.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Get out my way. Go on, move.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Nothing like getting off to a good start(!)
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Well, well, well. Look who it is.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I'm not stopping. I've come to get Tommy. Is Alfie here?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I'll just check. Alfie! It's here.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Can you bring Tommy through with you?
0:24:44 > 0:24:49So where've you been all day, huh? When you were supposed to be looking after your own child?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No doubt you were out on the pull or something.
0:24:51 > 0:24:57- I haven't come here for another fight.- You have. Look at your face. You see that? Butter wouldn't melt.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00What I do in my private life is my business.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah? If your private life stayed your business, maybe.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Not now, eh.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Listen, when you get him home you might want to get him something to eat. He's a bit hungry.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Will you stop going on like nothing's happened? - Roxy, please stop. Just stop.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I'll bring him back at the usual time, yeah.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- So she can go out on the pull after, probably.- I'll walk you home, Kat. - Notice how she's not denying it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Come on, was it someone special? Or, I don't know, first come, first served? What?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's just ignore it, Kat.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27No, if she wants to know, I'll tell her.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It was Michael, Roxy.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Yeah, you really missed out there, didn't you, eh?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Now there's a man who really knows how to please a woman.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I might ask him to give Alfie a few tips.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49You never know - might perk things up a bit for you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I'll say something for Ian Beale - he might be a berk,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21but he knows how to batter a bit of fish, don't he?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23What's the point of this? I could be upstairs doing my essay.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28We're just having a little chat. Getting to know each other a bit better.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Yeah. If anyone was actually chatting.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41All right, Abi, who's going to mention it first?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Mention what first?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The skirt stuck in the knickers.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49What's this?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You knew, didn't you?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Well, I didn't want to say anything, I was too embarrassed. I'm sorry.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59What did I say? I told you she knew.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Can someone fill me in, please? What..?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You tell her, Abi.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07When I saw Kirsty this morning, she'd just changed into this skirt...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10My jeans had got splattered with mud.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12And when she came back down...
0:27:12 > 0:27:15She had her skirt tucked in her tights.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And I stood there the whole time and I didn't say anything!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I'm glad to see everyone's made themselves at home.
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