0:00:55 > 0:00:56CRASH
0:00:58 > 0:01:00(Useless.)
0:01:14 > 0:01:15HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:19 > 0:01:21D'you really think she's going to want all this?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Do you want my help or not?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24All right!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Do you think Masood would like musicals?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I've never met him, but it's not classic bloke territory, love.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You would have got on with me dad.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Total domestic incompetence.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's all right, babe, don't offer to help.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- You can't work an ironing board? - Well, I never used to have to do this at home, did I?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58She wants you to be together?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Yeah. - She wants to be my sister-in-law?
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- AJ...- Tam's evil stepmother?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I didn't skive off work so you could make cheap one-liners.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05What do you want, my blessing?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- No!- My...encouragement? My discouragement?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Do I have a veto? - You are not the EU.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13I don't know...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15a bit of advice, maybe?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Hmm...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Should you go out with a beautiful girl half your age...?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- And alienate my son forever. - He's a teenager.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23They're supposed to be alienated.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26He is not a teenager! When are you going to pay attention? You...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE CLEARS HIS THROAT All right, Tam?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30I didn't hear you get up.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I mean, who's going to buy a motor off a geezer
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- who can't iron his own shirt? - You can't see the creases.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Homesick?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Er...nah.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yeah. A little bit, yeah. I miss the family, don't I?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53I thought I was family.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55No, I meant my family.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56What am I, the annexe?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Another year quicker Another year smarter
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Another year better looking And that's just for starter.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- What you talking about?- It's my...
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oh...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- I thought you'd get it. - Get what? What's there to get?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Don't answer that, I don't care. What do you want?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36You said you'd pay me today.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Jack?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48(Go and buy me some time, go on.)
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Mum! I need a pay rise.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh, do you now?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55£5 a week isn't enough these days.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Really?- Oi!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I said buy me some time, not pick a fight!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What are you two up to in there?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well...we've got breakfast in there.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Oh, you sweethearts!- Mm-hm.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What you after?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08It's just what happens if you don't rush off in the morning.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Should try it more often, shouldn't she?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Maybe I will.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Right. Let's go see what we got, yeah?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Well, can you or not?- What?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Give me and Pops a lift to court on Monday.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Listen, I'm heading in early to meet Jimmie.- That's all right. Just give us a lift.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I don't need the hassle, all right? Just get a bus.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You all right? - Yeah. Just Phil, innit?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Yeah.- Yeah, he has no idea what it's like to stand in front of a judge
0:04:49 > 0:04:51and ask to see your own baby more.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You know what? That guy goes to court so much
0:04:53 > 0:04:54it's like going down the local to him.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55HE LAUGHS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Yeah, it's hilarious(!)
0:05:00 > 0:05:01KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hello.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- Hi.- Hi.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07How are you doing? You all right?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Um...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Do you fancy breakfast?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15What, you and me?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Yeah.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You and me have breakfast together?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I was going to get pickled herring.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Pickled herring. Right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26That's supposed to persuade me, is it?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Is that a no?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Er...well, I've just opened up, Alice. I can't, really.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Course.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I'll ask Jack.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yeah, I don't think he's really a massive fan of cold fish either.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Remember me?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Ayesha.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Masood's friend.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Kind of.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It was only last week. I'm not demented.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You know him well, don't you?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00At least he goes on like you're old pals.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Kind of.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I was wondering, do you know if he likes musicals?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05SHE SIGHS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I've got no idea.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Why?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Just a date.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh right, well...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15sorry that I couldn't be more of a help to you.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Sure. No worries.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I just thought I'd ask.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23You'd have to get up at some point.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Not if your bed was on wheels.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You could have a sink to brush your teeth,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29and you could wheel right to school.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- THEY LAUGH - Yeah, well, until the sink's installed,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35you'll have to brush them in the bathroom. Now go on, sling your hook or you'll be late.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, this is the life.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- What, being bossed about by a six-year-old?- No, no...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Just, you know, the normality of it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Just a shame he keeps getting in the way,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- calling at eight o'clock this morning...- Oh, don't, Jack.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Well, come on, it must get to you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He can be a bit much.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55You work twice as hard as him.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56It's not even your club.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You'd earn a fortune if you were working in the West End.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Very true.- So?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Just get another job.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:07:06 > 0:07:07HE SIGHS
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Alice.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13All right, all right. Calm down...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17All right. Look, I'm going to be there in a minute, yeah? Just stay there.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- I've got to go.- OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20HE SIGHS
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Jack?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'll think about it.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Yeah?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Phil, listen, I was thinking...
0:07:42 > 0:07:43That's risky.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I overheard you saying that Monday was going to be
0:07:46 > 0:07:47a bit of a nightmare for you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49That was a private conversation.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I'm sorry. I've just got this mad hearing range.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Is that a joke?- Look, I could take a car, drive Lola and this Pops character to the court,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- and just relieve you of the burden of responsibility... - Just finish the gearbox, yeah?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00All right, picture the scene.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Signal failure on the tube, so now she's got to take the bus,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06only she's lost her Oyster card between Walford East and the number 28.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- So now she's late, she's crying, - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:08:08 > 0:08:12he's got pains shooting down his arm. Do you really want to give him CPR first thing on a Monday?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Sharon, where have you been? I called you over an hour ago.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's my wallet it comes out of if I miss it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I didn't do it on purpose!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- What's that? What's going on?- I dunno, something about a dodgy note.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- It's amazing what passes for entertainment round here.- Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Look, will you have Tommy for me?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I've got to go pick up some new stock and playgroup's closed.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34No.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36It's only for a half hour!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37No.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Thanks(!)
0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's not my policy, it's the parent company's.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49And the parent company isn't here.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Open up, will you!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're acting like she's the victim and I'm the criminal here!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56She's not going to do a runner, is she?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Come on!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Uncle Jack, I didn't know, I swear!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03What's happened?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06She's tried to buy pickled herring with a snide twenty.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Right.- Well, she's hardly going to have done that on purpose...
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Either way, she's been caught on CCTV, and if the regional manager sees and I don't report her...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Report me? - It's all right. It's all right.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- DENISE SIGHS - Denise, are you all right?- No.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I've hardly slept in days.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Patrick keeps ringing on this flipping bell thing
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- every five minutes. - That must be tough.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Look...
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Let me cover the herring.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I'll find out where this money's come from and make sure it don't get back here.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31All right? She's a good kid.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Yeah, I know.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Look, I've made her cry. I'm a monster.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No, she's all right. She'll understand.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Look, I doubt that the regional manager
0:09:41 > 0:09:44looks through every second of the CCTV.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Come on.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- I can help with Patrick if you like. - You don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. - No, I'm serious. I can help.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Thanks, Mas.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Do you remember where you got that note?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It was change from a cabbie.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, what, you gave him a 50, did you?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Is this Michael?- Look, I'll pay you back later.- Alice...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Is it Michael?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Can you just leave it? Please.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17OK.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Here, wait.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Herring?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You really don't know, do you?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Well?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34What couldn't wait?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35I want a raise.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Huh...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38And then he says, "That's my family."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41And this is the man you're married to?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Right. So I'm the one wearing the wedding ring,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45yet somehow I'm still the tart down the road.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Do you think it'll be like that with me and Masood's ex?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Depends on him.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Well, at least she's not around any more.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Just be careful.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56They have a habit of resurfacing at awkward moments.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Excuse me, you cannot open that in here.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Will everyone just get off my back?!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Alice. Are you OK?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07It's Max's niece.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Think I should go after her?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's HIS family, remember?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Mmm.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Michael!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Michael, open the door!
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Er...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22He might not be in.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yeah.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Yeah, with anybody else I'd assume that, but with Michael, right,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29there's a significant possibility that he's behind the door
0:11:29 > 0:11:32with his fingers in his ears, praying that I'm going to go away.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- BANGS ON DOOR - Get out!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37What?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Michael!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I'm not asking the earth.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Shouldn't be asking in the first place, should you? - You do know what I do at that club?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48All I know is that all I've done is help you since you got back.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52You know, I sorted out your son, that wedding mess, and I've given you a job, ain't I?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Yeah, and I'm grateful, and I work hard for you because of it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Come on.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'm only asking for what I'd get somewhere else.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Do you know what?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04If you don't like it, you know what you can do, don't you?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Jack.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I've thought about it, and you're right.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Might even have got a job interview.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23SHE CHUCKLES
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Yeah, I thought you'd be happy.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Seems like the whole world's against you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I know how you feel.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I'm sure everyone thinks I'm some cretin that's forced the weak and vulnerable Max into wedlock.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Sorry, I want to be on my own.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51What's with the herring?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Odd choice for brekkie.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59My dad had it every year for his birthday.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00It's not today, is it?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Max didn't say anything.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04No.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05No-one did.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10I never got to spend one single birthday with him,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13and now he's gone, and no-one remembers.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Phil. All right?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I'm busy.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25About last week.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Before then, things were going well, no?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- So?- I thought there might be scope to review the situation.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Look, I told you. I ain't interested.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Good business, Phil, is good business. Right?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Not with you, it ain't.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oi! My niece was in bits this morning.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Well, coming from your family, that don't really narrow it down.- Alice.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46She got caught in the Minute Mart using dodgy money.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48PHIL CHUCKLES
0:13:48 > 0:13:49What you laughing at?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Your family.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh, you started looking for a new bar manager yet?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I'm sure Sharon will help you look at prospective candidates if you're nice.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57What are you on about?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Come on, surely you didn't think a woman like Sharon would stay at a club like that for too long?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- She's got things she wants to do with her life. - She's fine.- Oh, yeah?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Then why's she got herself an interview, then?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Feel it all slipping away, Phil?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Calm down, love, we haven't brought our own packed lunches.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Two teas.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I liked Derek.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28He introduced me to Max.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31We had our problems, but I loved him for that.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37When I was a kid, my mum told me that every year on his birthday
0:14:37 > 0:14:40he'd come downstairs with this routine.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43He'd sing this rhyme, and then he'd open up the pickled herring
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and tell you how he'd never had a birthday without it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49He was a character.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Mum told me that to do him down, but...
0:14:52 > 0:14:53I thought it was sweet.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Did you try speaking to Carol?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01There's no point. They all just want to forget. They haven't even got pictures of him.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Why don't you say something?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Tell you what...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08How about we get everyone together,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10throw Derek a birthday party at the Vic?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Cos no-one in the family would come.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm family now, aren't I?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23You all right, boss?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Ritchie.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, I need a favour.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah, and I need it fast.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I thought you might like some lunch.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46No offence, but I ain't really in the mood for talking.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Well, don't talk, then.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Alice!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Alice, come on.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Don't be that way, huh?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04It was an honest mistake.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Sure.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You didn't notice either, right?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- No.- So we can both agree to not tell anybody, i.e. Jack.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'll try.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15You'll try?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's a bit difficult trying to explain to everybody
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- why I'm broke all the time when I have a job.- Yep.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Yep, you're right. I...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I will pay you.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27At some point. I promise.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Alice.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Alice?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Alice, you seen my shoes?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Er...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02There. Behind the sofa. Yeah, nice one.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Have you got a shift?- Yeah.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07And I ain't even had lunch yet. You going to eat them?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Huh?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09No?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Mmm.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Do you like them?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Mmm. They're lovely. Love 'em.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Really?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Mmm. Yeah. Like a guilty secret, innit?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20SHE LAUGHS
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Don't tell Lauren, will you? Girls don't understand it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26SHE LAUGHS
0:17:26 > 0:17:27What?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Nothing. It's just...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- You remind me of someone, that's all.- Yeah?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32All right, weirdo.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33- See you later.- Bye.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37DOOR SLAMS
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Happy birthday, Dad.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- A musical?- Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You should have seen her, smiling sweetly.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51"It's just a date."
0:17:51 > 0:17:52DENISE LAUGHS
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Oh!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Tamwar.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58How are you doing?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Yeah. Just the chocolate, please. - Ahh...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02That always makes me feel better.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Must be tough, you know, with your mum gone.- Yeah.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07But, you know, it's OK. Cos...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09We've got a new improved model, so...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14What is Masood playing at?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17What do you think you're playing at?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19That's a bit harsh.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23You see yourself as some sort of tragic hero type character, don't you?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Doomed to walk the globe forever, all alone and miserable.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28That's not quite true.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Turning your back on joy and happiness
0:18:30 > 0:18:31because that's not for you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- You were put here to suffer! - All right, you've made your point.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37So will you please go out with the girl?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39So what if she's younger?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Emotionally she's got years on you.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Thanks.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Have some fun!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Stop worrying about where it's all going to end and just...
0:18:49 > 0:18:50oh...enjoy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- I haven't finished eating that! - I don't care.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Right. I need to go and get this part in Walthamstow.- Thanks, Dex.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- For what? It was only chips. - Not for the chips.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05But everyone's always poking their nose in my business
0:19:05 > 0:19:07like I'm some sort of lowlife,
0:19:07 > 0:19:08so thanks for not caring.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10It's all right.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Can you believe that I actually have to ask permission to see mine?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Trust me.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Give it 20 years, you'll be doing everything in your power to get her out.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26What? No way! She can live with me her whole life if she wants.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Now you sound like my mum.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30For what it's worth, though...
0:19:30 > 0:19:33you seem like a really good mum.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Gotta get this part.- See you.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44So is Masood in?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46"Masood"?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Uncle Ji's a bit inappropriate these days, right?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Is that a no?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Ah.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Thought I heard voices.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Oh...
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Mmm...
0:19:59 > 0:20:00He hates me.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02He hates both of us.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I didn't mean to cause all this.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06He just misses his mum, that's all.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Do you?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Let's not talk about that here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I...
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I got us tickets to see something. It's cheesy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27You'll probably hate it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- You asking me out on a date? - No, I...
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Well, um...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35yeah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Well, don't I feel stupid?!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Er, no.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Um...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'd love to go somewhere cheesy with you that I'd probably hate.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Really?- Yeah.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53SHE LAUGHS
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh...I...I'm sorry. I...
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- DENISE:- Unbelievable.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Masood! Patrick says he don't need your help.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02He's got standards.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Sorry.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08What was that about?
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Who cares?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:22 > 0:21:24There you go.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25What's this?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Someone told me you were setting up interviews.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Well, you as good as told me to.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, and I was wrong to do that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Mmm.- I mean, since you started at the club, well, profits are up.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38And I, er...
0:21:38 > 0:21:39I should have given you that raise...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Bit late for that, Phil.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43..which is why I'm offering you a bit more.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45A stake?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47In the club?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Mmm. 19 per cent.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52The most I can give you without losing control to Janine.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Well, how much?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Free.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Free?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00You wouldn't even give me an extra hundred quid a week this morning.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Free comes with strings, Phil.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's a business proposal. You know...
0:22:04 > 0:22:07You sign, you share the profits and the losses.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You know, the way I see it is, you'll work harder and I'll...
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'll make more money, won't I?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14And if there are any strings, well...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Jack won't like it, will he?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18In fact, he'll hate it. I know if it was you and me,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- and you was going to go into partnership with him, I'd hate it an' all.- Men.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23We're all just property to you, aren't we?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm just telling you what you already know.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I mean, what do you want more, eh? Marital bliss or bricks and mortar?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I just don't get it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I mean, I'll eat anything. Anything.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40But black pudding soaked in beans? Who is eating this stuff?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- I know.- Huh?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Have you actually come here to buy anything,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47or did you just come here to bully innocent shop assistants?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I'm just keeping abreast of consumer habits. What's up with you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I just saw Ayesha.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53And?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55And what?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56And are you going to date her?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59How can you even ask me that?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Have you forgotten what we talked about this afternoon?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04For heavens' sake, man! What am I supposed to do?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Just forget my troubles and enjoy myself? Life isn't like that, AJ.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You know?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12It's about knuckling down and...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14accepting your lot.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I can't believe I'm hearing this.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18So what if it hurts?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20So what if I spend the rest of my life
0:23:20 > 0:23:24living out my days wondering what might have been.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27So that's it? Just you and your lot?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Oh, welcome to the real world, AJ.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30No-one said it was going to be a tin of beans.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Someone's got to go out
0:23:35 > 0:23:39with this beautiful 24-year-old from Newcastle.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Now don't stop me.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42It's a cross I must bear.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47AJ LAUGHS
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Yeah!- So you reckon Michael's palming off dodgy notes onto Alice?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Well, she ain't said it's him, but he's hardly the moral compass of the East End, is he?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Here she is!- Hey.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Come to celebrate her new life!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I'll get the drinks in.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Exciting times, eh?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Can I get a pint, a whisky and a large G&T?- Yeah, sure.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Cheers.- You forgot Derek's birthday.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Oh, yeah.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Pickled herring.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Oi...
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It's Derek's birthday today.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19- Today?- Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Another year quicker Another year smarter... - Spare me, will you?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Little rhyme he used to come out with. Proper wind-up, he was.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Yeah, well, I don't think Alice sees it that way. - HE SIGHS
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Don't get involved.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, sorry, this is your family. I forgot.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Perhaps you could draw me a diagram so I know whose toes not to tread on.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Babe, what's the matter with you today?- Your niece is upset, so don't tell me to keep my nose out.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41How about you tell me what you're going to do to cheer her up?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44So come on, then. Tell me about your job.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Where is it?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47It was a bar in Canary Wharf.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Was?- I'm not going to the interview, Jack.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Phil's offered me a share in R&R.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55You serious?
0:24:55 > 0:24:5619 per cent.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59What, and you're thinking about it?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Jack, it's worth thousands!- OK, he's trying to screw us up, ain't he?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04No. He's trying to retain my services.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07And I can't believe how you allow him to treat you like this.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08- Like what?- Like his puppet.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Instead of yours, you mean? - You're my fiancee.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12SHE SIGHS
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oi!
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Sharon! I didn't mean that, did I?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Sharon!
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Sharon, please.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25- If you'd stopped to think, you could have seen that this is our chance to build something together.- How?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27When we're married, you'll own it too.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Sharon, I don't want Phil Mitchell parked in the middle of our marriage, all right?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32- I'm not that mercenary. - Oh, and I am?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Phil's part of my life, Jack.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You want to marry me? Get used to it.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Hey, Tam. How was the market today?
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Busy?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oh, come on, Tam. Say something.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I get enough of it out there without getting it at home too.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You know, I deserve to be happy.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58OK. And what, being happy involves dating Ayesha, does it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Yes. It does.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16DOOR SLAMS
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I wondered when you'd show up.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19So what's this?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Eh? Final act of a desperate man?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You wouldn't be here if she was going to turn me down.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28She's going to take me up on it, ain't she?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- No, cos you're going to call her and tell her it's off.- Nah.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's just good business.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Giving away free shares ain't good business.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It ain't free, is it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Because the cost is you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Your relationship, all right?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43I told her that you wouldn't like it.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46She wouldn't have had that.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I spelled it out to her, and d'you know what she did?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Shrugged her shoulders. - Wouldn't happen.- Oh, come on.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52You don't think she realises
0:26:52 > 0:26:54that being my partner ain't going to mess you two up?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57She ain't an idiot, is she?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59The fact is, she knows it, but she wants it anyway.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Don't push it, Phil. - She always did like a good wind-up.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I remember that from back in the day.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Shut your mouth.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I told you she'd be mine, didn't I?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Well, come on! Get up!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Come on, fight like a man! This is what you want, ain't it?!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Get up, fight me, come on!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21PHIL GROANS
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Phil, get up.
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