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0:00:27 > 0:00:30That ain't true. It ain't like that, all right! I swear!

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Please sit down.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34If you want to continue speaking, you must do so through your solicitor.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38So it's all right for him to sit there and make things up about me

0:00:38 > 0:00:40but I...I can't defend myself? Is that it?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Would you please return to your seat?

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Lola, sit down.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Lola, we'll sort this, OK...

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I hate you! Do you know that?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I swear you're going to rot for this!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Miss Pearce, I won't tell you again.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56No! All right? She is my baby! I'm her mum, all right? Me!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57She's mine!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59If you don't return to your seat,

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I will have you removed from the court.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Your behaviour has only confirmed to me the sense in continuing with

0:01:12 > 0:01:18the existing arrangement until the next hearing - the court approves

0:01:18 > 0:01:21the plan for Lexi to remain with Mr Mitchell as kinship foster carer.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34LOLA WHEEZES AND SOBS

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- Lola, wait.- I'm never ever going to get her back now, am I?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Course you will, don't be silly.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- A good result, I think. - Yeah, cheers. Well done.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Why? Eh? Why did you do that?!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- We need to discuss your allegations, Mr Mitchell.- Speak to my brief.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'm in a meeting most of tomorrow,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54but leave a message with my secretary.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55You ain't doing this to my family, Phil.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57You're going to stop me, are you?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00So all of a sudden, you just go quiet! No! All right?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01You will not ignore me any more!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04We'll get to the bottom of these allegations.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06No! This isn't fair, I've done nothing wrong!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07What the hell was that?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09That is me protecting my granddaughter, that's what it is.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Protecting her? Is that what you call it?!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- You wouldn't get it, Billy, all right?- Get your hands off me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16You disgust me.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20What's he done now?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Let's not have round two.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28LOLA SOBS

0:02:31 > 0:02:33PHONE RINGING

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Thanks.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Dee!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Dee!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Er, Kim...?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Missed it. Sorry.- Where you going? No, you can't leave me.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48I've got to get back to the shop.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I've got three beds to change before the next guests come at four,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53the phone won't stop ringing

0:02:53 > 0:02:55and Patrick's cuppa's in the kitchen getting cold.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57That's your answer? Destroy the business?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Look, Patrick is our priority now.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01And besides, you said you would help.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Yes and I am helping - I made him soup.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Made?- Poured, made. Same thing, innit.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- PHONE STARTS RINGING - Kim's Palace.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11SHATTERING CROCKERY Kim?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yes, just... OK...

0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's all right, Patrick!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'm coming.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get a spoon and...

0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's fine, it's fine. It's only soup, innit?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Don't.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30You've got to calm down, Lola.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32You all right, darling?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Did you plan this? You and him?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40No, no, of course not.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44But you said...! You said that everything was going to be all right.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Lola, I didn't know Phil was going to say those things.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Has he ruined our chances of getting Lexi back?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Mr Mitchell's claims are potentially damaging,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53but I would hope the judge will put them into the broader context.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Broader context? He is twisting things, just to make me look bad.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58If that turns out to be the case,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01we'll certainly make that point at the next hearing.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04The next hearing? I cannot wait that long!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I want this sorted right now! Do you understand me?!- I'm sorry, Lola.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11I know things haven't turned out exactly as we'd planned,

0:04:11 > 0:04:12but try not to worry.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15You spoke up for yourself really well.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm late for another meeting, but I'll be in touch tomorrow

0:04:17 > 0:04:20to talk it all through in more detail, OK?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Lola, it'll be OK.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29What are you talking about, eh? You stupid, stupid cow!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32He is Phil Mitchell, and he always gets his way!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Take me home.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Still hard at it?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57How one woman can make so much clutter, I'll never know.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01The things I found, honestly, it's a wonder we ain't got the rats in.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03How did you get in?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh, Poppy gave me her keys. She'll be back in a minute,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm cooking her a Fatboy special.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh, are you?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, yeah, I mean, that's if it's OK with you, of course...

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Yes, well, as long as you don't make too much mess,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20cos I am fed up to the back teeth with cleaning up after people today.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Well, you could join us. I bought enough for three.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29That's a kind thought,

0:05:29 > 0:05:33but I've got some cold cuts that I need to finish up.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Lola, hold up, will ya?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Lola. You've done it! Not long now, eh?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Before you get Lexi back.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Billy, is everything all right?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Hey.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hello, you.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I've got nothing to say to that man.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21He's supposed to be looking after Lexi temporarily

0:06:21 > 0:06:23instead of her going to a foster parent.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25That is what I supported, not this.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I feel terrible.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I'm going to try Billy again.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Oi, oi, oi, slow down. Just calm down.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34You've been ranting ever since you got in the car.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- What do you expect?- Let me make us a cup of tea and we'll have a chat.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I can't think about us, Jack. I need to see Lola.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41So there is still an "us," is there?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh, just stop, Jack! Stop!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What?- Trying to control me!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48You hide my passport, you put Phil in hospital

0:06:48 > 0:06:51and even now you can't stop piling the pressure on me.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I feel like some rag doll being pulled every which way.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56All right, look...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Sharon, I'm sorry.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's why I came to the court today, to say sorry.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05I'm sorry for trying to stop you accepting them shares in the R&R

0:07:05 > 0:07:09and I'm sorry for the fight with Phil, all right, the whole thing.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Why don't you go and see Lola?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- What?- You've had a bad day, ain't you?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17You ain't going to rest till you know she's all right.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18We can talk after.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Are you sure?

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Yeah.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Thanks.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Lo, be careful, will you? You're going to break that.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37So? May as well accept it,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Phil's got her and he's never going to let her go.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41You don't know that. Trish said you did well in court.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It don't matter what I said in court.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44It's already mapped out for us anyway.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- What d'you mean? - I mean, being in care.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's in our blood, innit, it's our little thing that we pass on.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51It happened to you, happened to me, happened to Lexi.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53it'll probably happen to her kids...!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Please don't say things like that. - Why? I cannot change it, can I?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59So I might as well just accept it. Then maybe I can get back to normal.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00And what's normal, eh?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Dunno, just having a laugh, hanging around at the bus stop,

0:08:03 > 0:08:04meeting boys, drinking.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07That is what I'm meant to be doing. Not messing around with nappies.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Lola!- No!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Actually, I'm all right. It's a relief. It's a huge relief.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Because now I don't have to mess around with this stuff anymore.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Hey...

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I just want to hold her!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I just want her here!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35KNOCK ON DOOR

0:08:36 > 0:08:40I, erm, bumped into Lola on the way.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Don't think her hearing thingy went very well.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45She looked a right state, poor little love.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Have you seen my cold cuts?

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Cold cuts?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yes, cold cuts, I had some lovely pieces of ham,

0:08:56 > 0:08:59well, they WAS lovely, but now they've vanished into thin air.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01No, I haven't seen them, Mrs Branning.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, I know I put them away last night

0:09:03 > 0:09:06cos I had to use one of me best china plates

0:09:06 > 0:09:10because somebody hadn't done the washing up...

0:09:10 > 0:09:12That's the second thing what's gone missing recently.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14First there was me solid silver ashtray

0:09:14 > 0:09:19that sits on the mantelpiece, and now me ham.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, maybe you've got a poltergeist.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Oh, yeah! My cousin twice removed, she had one of them poltergeists,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28was living with her for years.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Got really friendly in the end, though. Bit like Casper, it was.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35We do not have a ghost. Don't be so silly, Poppy.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41What do I do now then?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, let's see what Trish has to say and we'll take it...

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Will you talk to Phil?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Come on, Sharon, he listens to you, you can make him see sense.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54OK, I'll try. Tomorrow.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Tomorrow?- Lola, I've got to talk to Jack.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Just leave it, I'll go myself.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02No, no, no, no, I'll go.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06This is my family - I'll sort it.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08But Pops, he doesn't listen to you.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Pops, he never ever listens to you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13He will this time. I swear to you.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Sorry, sorry! Here we go, come on.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Long lunch?- Oh, I wish.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33We've had to let Patrick's carer go

0:10:33 > 0:10:35so now it's just me and Kim looking after him,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38but unfortunately, still got one pair of hands, so...

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Er, what you doing here? You can't leave Patrick on his own.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44No time to talk.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Oh, give me strength.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Where's me fairy godmother when I need one?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55What do you want? I'm just about to go out.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Sorry.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I've got nothing to say to you.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Good, cos I'm the one that's doing the talking.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Can I get you anything? Drink?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- I don't need babysitting.- No, I know.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Look, I'm just going to call Jack. Won't be a sec.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hi, Jack. I'll be ten minutes.

0:11:25 > 0:11:2620 tops.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's all right, Jack. She's coming now.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Lola, look, if you get upset or you want to talk...

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Just go.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51I was going to make you my whole, kinda, peanut butter and jam special,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54but Mrs B was being a bit of a control fr...

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, Mrs B was being Mrs B about the kitchen.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00D'you really think that plate of food's gone missing?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What you trying to say?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04I don't know. But you've got to admit

0:12:04 > 0:12:06she has been acting pretty strangely.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09What? No. No, no, no. Mrs B?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Mrs B is as sharp as the diamonds in my earhole, rude girl.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Come on, man, there's nothing wrong with her.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I know who it is. It's that Cora.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Mrs Cross? But we've been through this, Mrs Branning,

0:12:20 > 0:12:21she hasn't got a key anymore.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- She could've had one cut, couldn't she?- Really?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29It makes perfect sense. She's trying to unnerve me.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32She's doing a gaslight on me. Well, it ain't going to work.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Erm, Mrs B, Mrs B, one minute.

0:12:36 > 0:12:41Do you really think that Cora would bother to go and get a key cut

0:12:41 > 0:12:42so that she could, you know,

0:12:42 > 0:12:45sneak in and nick bits of ham from your fridge?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Well, how else can you explain it?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Oh.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, I see.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Oh...!- Mrs...!

0:12:59 > 0:13:00See?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03You've got five minutes.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Look, I know deep down you're doing this because you love Lexi.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15But we all love that baby, Phil.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18And Lola, she's my Lexi.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24So I just want you to think how would you feel

0:13:24 > 0:13:27having to watch your granddaughter's heart break right in front of you?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28It ain't the same.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30The damage was already done to that girl when you met her.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Exactly.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34That's my point.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37LEXI CRIES

0:13:47 > 0:13:50He's in here. Denise has banned alcohol.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I don't have any.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54What you wearing that thing for?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- What thing? - You've got half a herd on your back.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59This? Keeps me warm, fashion...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Fashion?- Yeah.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Don't make me laugh. Just empty your pockets. Come on!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09There you go. Pat me down as well if you like.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Nah, you're all right. Pops! Entertainment has arrived!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26You all right?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Yeah.- How's Lola?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Bit of a mess, poor girl. Billy's trying to talk to Phil.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36He's shafted the lot of you, ain't he?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Suppose that proves you were right all along, eh?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Sharon, I'm not that petty.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45I meant what I said earlier. I'm sorry for everything I've done.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46Why are you sorry?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Because I upset you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Right, so you think it's what I want to hear.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Can't even give you an apology, can I?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Jack, don't you see I need more?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03I need you to know what being in a relationship like this means.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05We're a partnership, not a marriage from the 1950s.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yes, I know that.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Then pour us one of those.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Ta.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21Been round Tanya's all morning. Chewing her ear off about you.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Lucky Tanya. What were you saying?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- That I love you. - That took all morning, did it?

0:15:27 > 0:15:31What am I supposed to say? It's hard, talking about this stuff.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Try.- Yeah, all right!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Just...haven't felt this way about anyone since my ex.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41What was Ronnie like?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Why d'you want to know?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46It's a woman's prerogative to be curious.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50She was...

0:15:51 > 0:15:54..I dunno. I was mad about her.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55I see.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58But she made it impossible.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01She had a darkness in her.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03She just couldn't be happy.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07So you and me, that's just a bit of light relief, is it?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- You jealous?- Don't be ridiculous.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11You're just as pretty as she was.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh, please!

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Why do men always think a cheap compliment's going to win us round?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18But you're stronger.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21You're more resilient - the way you run that club,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23the way you've brought up Dennis.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25You're tough. But underneath it all

0:16:25 > 0:16:28you've got the biggest heart of anyone I've ever met.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Does that say more about me or the company you keep?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Sharon, I'm serious.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Part of me...

0:16:34 > 0:16:37..part of me thinks what you're doing for Lola is incredible.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40But the other part of me wishes you could just walk away.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Is that wrong?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I can't change who I am, Jack.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Well, I can't carry on like this.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Running round after you like a mug.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Either you want to be with me or you don't.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Oh, it's that simple, is it?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yes. It is.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57At least it should be.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04There you go.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Thank you.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10We could, er, always play a game or something.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Like what?- I dunno, er...dominoes?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15I spy?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Or we could just have a chat?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Yeah, sure. Cheers.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Yeah, cheers. What sort of games does Denise like playing?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- What d'you mean?- Well, is she a Trivial Pursuits

0:17:27 > 0:17:29or is she more of a charades sort of girl?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Word of advice, brother, you play a game with any of those sisters,

0:17:33 > 0:17:35you're asking for trouble.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36That I'd like to see.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Bet you would.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42All right then, I spy with my little eye...

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hey, come on, Ian! I wasn't serious.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Come on, we'll play, it'll be fun... something beginning with W.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51See, I've got you. You're curious.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54You're dying to know what it is. Come on, W?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Wally.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Still here, then?

0:18:02 > 0:18:06You don't know what it's like growing up without a mum, do you?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I mean, Peggy, she was always there for you, weren't she?

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Fighting your corner.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15And I know it wasn't a perfect childhood, but at least you

0:18:15 > 0:18:20grew up knowing that she loved you. Never had to question it.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24So you don't know what it's like to question it

0:18:24 > 0:18:26every minute of every day.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30It eats away at you, Phil.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Look at Ben. He grew up without a mum.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oi. Don't you dare.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37All right, all right.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I'm just saying,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44babies...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46babies need their mums.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Come on, Phil, admit it.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Sometimes you look at Lexi when she's crying

0:18:52 > 0:18:55and you don't know what to do.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58You're powerless. Totally in the dark.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01And I know that, cos I've felt exactly the same way.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05And then Lola, she'd just walk into the room, pick her up and bosh!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09It's like magic, Phil.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12See, they've got this connection,

0:19:12 > 0:19:14mums and their babies.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19So I'm asking you, Phil.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22I'm begging you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Please don't do this.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I'm not like Ronnie, but you are like my exes, Jack.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Are you putting me in the same category as Phil Mitchell?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- In some ways, yeah, you are. - Well, thank you very much(!)

0:19:40 > 0:19:44You both want things on your terms. You want to be the ruler of your own

0:19:44 > 0:19:49little kingdom and if someone tries to challenge that, you start a war.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51You know what, I've poured my heart out to you and this is what I get?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54No, I'm not saying you're a bad man, Jack, I'm just trying to explain.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Why we're not going to be together?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- I've got Denny to think about, Denny's future.- Unbelievable!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- What?- You! Playing the victim. - No, I'm not!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yes, you are! Bobbing about at the mercy of the men in your life

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- like none of it's your fault. - What d'you mean?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You knew exactly what you were doing when we got together.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I told you I wasn't ready for a relationship.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Couldn't help yourself though, could you? The flirting, the innuendo...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Allowed a bit of fun, aren't I?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Five minutes ago, you were telling me to keep it light!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23OK, I was attracted to you and I walked into it with my eyes open.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Don't mean they're shut now, does it?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27What does that mean? Now you know me you're going to walk away?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I don't know, Jack. - If you walk away,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32in a year's time, it's going to be exactly the same thing.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah? Same story, different fella.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- How dare you!- There's a reason why you ain't in the sack

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- with the likes of the Ian Beales of this world.- Ian is a friend!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah and why is that? Cos he doesn't do it for you!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44You're disgusting. Get off me!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48You're unbelievable, you are.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Get out my way else I'll slap you.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You know what you need? A man to take care of you,

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- a real man!- I mean it! - Yeah, well, just admit it!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55- I've done it before.- Admit it!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36(Come on, come on...)

0:21:36 > 0:21:39'This is Billy Mitchell. Please leave a message...'

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Now, here is 11 apostle spoons. Count 'em if you like.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53There should be 12,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56but my Nick dropped one down the drain when he was little.

0:21:56 > 0:22:01Now, I have got six large plates and I have got five smaller plates.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04One of 'em was broke on Boxing Day 2005.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09Then I have six bowls, one of them with a chip in it.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12And this is my silver sugar bowl.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16That was given to Charlie and me on the day what we got married.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Now, there should be... - Mrs B, Mrs B. It's OK.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21You've made your point.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Someone is coming into this house and they are pinching my things.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29And if it is madness to assume that it is Cora Cross

0:22:29 > 0:22:32as opposed to Casper the friendly ghost,

0:22:32 > 0:22:35then I am the one what's potty.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Wait! Where are you going?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I am going to see Cora,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41to have it out with her once and for all.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45This is turning into an obsession.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Yeah, they're fine.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49"They?"

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Yeah, Ian's here. Didn't he say?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52No, he didn't.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57'I have to say I'm starting to see Ian in a whole new light.'

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Are you?- Well, I used to think he was a prat.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02And now you're not so sure?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06No. He's still a prat. But an all right prat.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yeah.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13He's all right. I guess.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15D, D, D...?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Come on now, man, there's nothing else that begins with D.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Yes, there is.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20I give up.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21All right, give you a clue.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Ho-ho-ho, I should have guessed.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- What?- Come on, admit it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Admit what? I don't know what you're talking about.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35You're telling me you came over here and offered to look after an invalid

0:23:35 > 0:23:37because of the goodness of your heart?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yes.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41And because you wanted to impress a certain lady

0:23:41 > 0:23:42whose name begins with D.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45We're just friends.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Oh, yeah, well, that's how the best relationships start.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Yeah, well, she doesn't see me like that.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53So I was right then?

0:23:53 > 0:23:54No. Well...

0:23:57 > 0:23:58..I don't know, all right. Maybe.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00There's no maybe about it, man.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Ask her out.- No!- Why not?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Because.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Patrick, I don't want to play any more.- I'll give you a clue.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15HE CLUCKS

0:24:17 > 0:24:20You calling me chicken? I am not chicken.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Well, prove it then.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22I will.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26In a minute, all right?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48'It's not like she's on her own, is it?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50'I'll be there to help out, and you're just round the corner.'

0:24:50 > 0:24:53'How comes it didn't work out before, then?'

0:24:53 > 0:24:56'It'll be different this time. We'll all be working together.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59'That little girl needs all of us.'

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Whoo!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Point made, I think.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05We fancy each other. So what?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08You want me to do the whole love speech again?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Did you say it the first time? Didn't hear you.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16I might be like your exes, Sharon, apart from one thing,

0:25:16 > 0:25:17you can trust me.

0:25:17 > 0:25:22I just want me, you and Denny to be together, a family. That's all.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23OK.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28I recite all this poetry for you and that's all I get?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- OK?- Yep.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Thought women were supposed to be better at this stuff?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- It's a myth, babe.- Is it?- Mm.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39But you know what I need from you, don't you?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42I need total commitment.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43That means no contact with Phil.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Just us.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53'And then there's your age.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54'You're a middle-aged man.'

0:25:55 > 0:26:00When Lexi's a teenager you're going to be old.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03'Whereas Lola, she's got more energy than the both of us put together.'

0:26:03 > 0:26:06And trust me - you're going to need that with a little kid...

0:26:06 > 0:26:10All right, Billy! You don't have to keep going on.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15You know where the door is.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19What? Hang on, what about what I've just been saying...?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Wasting your breath. Far as I'm concerned, Lexi's better off with me.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25And as long as I've got anything to do with it,

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Lola ain't going to get her back.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40To us.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42To us.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Don't do this Phil, please.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Are you deaf or just plain stupid?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I ain't leaving this house until you see sense.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55I swore to Lola that I'd fight for her and I will if I have to.

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