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0:00:29 > 0:00:33Looking forward to seeing you later. Don't be late, yeah?!

0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Hi, darling.- Hey. How you doing? - Yeah. Good. How is she?

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- MADNESS PLAY ON THE RADIO - # I know that it's you I need

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# To take the blues away... #

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Nah.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# It must be love, love, love. #

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Nice! Still going Ava's then?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Lo, we've been over this. Sharon promised she'd stop taking them.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Like she also promised not to have Lexi on her own?!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Pops, I've just seen 'em, what if it happens again?!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14But what are we supposed to do?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Look, Lo, it's natural that you're nervous,

0:01:16 > 0:01:18but we're nearly there now! We're on the home straight,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20then we're going to get Lexi back for good.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- SHE SCOFFS Yeah, if something don't happen to her first!- Hey!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Look, you said you took the pills off Sharon yourself.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yeah, so? She can go and get more, can't she?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- That's what an addict does. - Sharon's not an addict.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33She's just had a rough time lately.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35So how'd you explain her walking round

0:01:35 > 0:01:38like a spaced out-robot then, eh? Doing weird things like buying cots

0:01:38 > 0:01:41and throwing big Mitchell dinners all of a sudden then?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Er...it's called being nice?! - Uh, it's called covering up!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46If there's just a tiny bit of you that thinks Sharon's

0:01:46 > 0:01:50putting Lexi's life in danger, you wouldn't be standing there ironing,

0:01:50 > 0:01:51- would you?!- All right, all right...

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Calm yourself down, will you? - Just come, please! I promise

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'll prove to you that Sharon's lying.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- How?- I dunno. I'll find the pills.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- HE SIGHS - Lo...

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Pops, please. All I'm asking for is one hour, that's it.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11All right, if you won't do it for me, will you do it for Lexi then?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Please! Come on!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Special occasion?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- MOBILE RINGS - Excuse me.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Hi.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Oh, no, we can do it another night if you want...

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Yeah, yeah. Eight o'clock's fine.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46OK, I'll see you then. Bye.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52I wasn't listening. Just...

0:02:54 > 0:02:57All right, I was listening.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Was that a fella then, was it? Sorry, sorry.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- It's just a dinner, as mates, really.- Mates?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Well, Dexter's coming along for a bit, so...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Right. This fella know that, does he?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, he's just pushed it back till eight o'clock, so I don't know

0:03:14 > 0:03:16if Dexter can hang around that long.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17TANYA SIGHS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Ava, all this business with the flat. I'm so sorry about it.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23It was a stupid thing to do, I really regret it.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Can we just put it all behind us?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31You know what you need? A bit of pampering, get you in the mood.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Come with me.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Get me in the mood?! Come on!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Right, Peroxide!- Yes.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Give me the lowdown on this Mitchell dinner.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46What comes first, punch-up or pudding?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Oh, listen, have you been doing your sit-ups?- Why?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Because, I know it sounds funny,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53it's a little family tradition we have, after dinner,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56you and Phil have to do naked wrestling in front of the fire!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58If it was you, I would!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, Sharon phoned, she wants to know if you like fish?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yeah, I don't mind fish, as long as it's not fishy fish.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- It's the smell of fish... - I'll let you tell her that.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Fine, I'll hold my nose and swallow, shall I?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Yes, mate, what can I get you? - Mitchell family dinner, eh?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Shirl, you had a lucky escape. - Didn't take her long, did it?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Sharon. To get her feet under the table.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20It'll be well boring. You know what she's like.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yeah, poker up the jacksie.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Yeah, she's probably at home right now,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25measuring the gap between the cutlery.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Why can't he see through the slap, eh, Rox?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31It'll be over soon. Give it a couple of months.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Bovvered!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Ah, Jean, just the woman that I was looking for. For all

0:04:39 > 0:04:42your help last week and everything, I'd like to try and repay you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47How would you like to be officially part of the biggest culinary

0:04:47 > 0:04:50venture that's come to Walford in, well, I don't know, years?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- You're back on track then, money-wise?- Yeah.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57So is Le Square something you'd be proud to have on your CV?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Really?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Be at mine eight o'clock, yeah?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06You ask me, people talk a load of nonsense about pregnancy.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Blooming? Bloomin' tired, more like!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Actually, I'm not that hungry, babe. I'll see you later, yeah?

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Yeah, all right.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Is it something I said? - No, don't take it personally, no.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- She's all over the place at the moment.- Hormones.- Yeah.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Mind you, Tanya was never like that.- Oh.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Plus, she wants to do it all the time.- Yeah, all right!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You know, you've got to remember it's her first.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Every milestone is massive.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- As soon as she gets the first scan out the way, I'm sure she'll settle down.- You all right?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- You all right, B? Bring it over, will you?- Yeah!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Honestly, why my brother thinks I want to know

0:05:38 > 0:05:40about his sex life is beyond me.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I mean, there's no boundaries anymore,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44it's just all out there, regardless of the audience.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- You jealous?- Don't be ridiculous.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49You are! Masood not doing it for you then?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'm not having this conversation with you!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53SHE LAUGHS There's always Viagra.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Everything's a joke, innit? - Have I touched a nerve or something?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- It's none of your business. - What's not?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Bianca!- Has Masood not made a move then, yet?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Thank you, Bianca. Thank you very much.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Right, so what do you think? Maybe a red or a pink?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's not my thing, really, you know.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I should probably just go and tell Dexter, pass the message on...

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Relax. You can do it later. I think pink.

0:06:30 > 0:06:36It's a classy one. So, you get that feeling, do you?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- When he looks at you?- What feeling?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41You know!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I dunno, it's been so long.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about, don't you?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50You get all tingly up the spine. Butterflies.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Nerves like a rock in your stomach. Sounds horrible, really, dunnit?!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- THEY LAUGH - You know, I don't think it matters how many knocks I've had,

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I never will give up on romance.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I gave up a long time ago.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Now, where's an attitude like that going to get you?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Have a top-up.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You are a bad influence.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Cheers.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Internet's better for that sort of stuff.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Don't tar me with your filthy brush. I was looking at the film reviews.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Yeah, yeah! I ain't judging you, bruv. I ain't judging you.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Dirty boy! - HE LAUGHS

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Humina, humina, humina...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- AJ?- Hey, beautiful!

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Listen, what you heard earlier, don't mention nothing, yeah?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Or, we could take that knowledge and sprinkle a little joy

0:07:40 > 0:07:43in the direction of our loved ones! Eh?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47It'll be the next ice age before my brother makes a move.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50So what I was thinking, yeah, was let's give them a free house,

0:07:50 > 0:07:53set the scene and let the mood take them.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Yeah, but it's a bit grubby, innit? Pimping out on your own mother?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Nothing grubby about pursuing one's natural desires!

0:08:01 > 0:08:06OK, besides, think about all those happy hormones that are going to

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- kick in after.- Yeah, well, she has been a bit of a moaner lately.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12All right, we'll do it at your place, yeah?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Erm...- What?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18I don't think the aroma of smelly socks is the ideal aphrodisiac.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- What? We're boys.- All right, my place it is, but you have to take me

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- and the kids to the Vic. - Whoa, whoa, firstly,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27why is it your plan now?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29And secondly, why can't you just come round to ours?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31For one, I'm really bossy, so deal with it!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35And two, I don't want to hang out in a stinky boy pit, thanks very much.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37So, drop Masood round at eight, yeah?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39And remember to bring your wallet.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43So hot.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- They're early.- It's all right. It's only family.- Yeah.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- All right?- Yeah, yeah, hi, Sharon. - I didn't expect you so soon.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Not a problem, is it? - No, no, course not.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59I'm not staying.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04The thing is, I've double booked myself, Ava, she asked me round

0:09:04 > 0:09:06ages ago and I didn't really want to rearrange...

0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Well, you should have said you had a date!- No, it's not a date date.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Well, maybe it is, I don't know. Anyway, I wanted to show my face.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Oh, it's lovely.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Wanted two cooked meals, more like! Do you want a beer, Bill?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Yeah. Cheers. Thanks, Phil. - So, where's Lexi then?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26She's upstairs. I just put her down after her bath.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Aw. I better go and say hello then. - I'd rather you didn't, darling.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31She's just got to sleep,

0:09:31 > 0:09:35so why don't you go in and I'll get some nibbles, yeah?

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- I swear, that woman... - Lo, don't make a scene. Come on.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oi, do you always stuff your face before a dinner party? Yeah.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Especially if I've got to eat fish.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Do you think he might be expecting me

0:09:48 > 0:09:51to do afternoon shifts as well as evening shifts?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Are Billy and Lola going? - Yeah, I already said, didn't I?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I could do both, I suppose. Cos I think he might be relying on me.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00It's quite a big thing, though, innit? Maybe... HE GASPS

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Maybe they've got an announcement to make?- Maybe. I dunno.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I'm trying to concentrate here. - Could be getting engaged.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08No. No, no. That's tacky, she's just been jilted, hasn't she?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09That's true.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13I think he might be depending on my experience and expertise.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I hope you're not planning on nicking anything off the Vic menu.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18No, I don't think that's his style.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20But there's a distinct possibility that

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I might not be able to work at the Vic any more.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- You don't think...? Although it would be ridiculous.- Think what?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Hello?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Yes, Jean, we'll sort that out... She's up the duff. No!

0:10:32 > 0:10:36That means Phil's granddaughter would be older than his baby.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40THEY LAUGH Right, come on, let's go.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41That's brilliant.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48And then he leans in for a kiss, and I kid you not, you know,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50like when the mum bird is feeding the baby bird.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Except with bits of kebab.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57So, needless to say, that was our first AND last date!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, dear, your love life sounds nearly as disastrous as mine.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- It must run in the family. - THEY LAUGH

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Oh!- Mind your nails!

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- It's Dexter!- Ava, mind your...

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Dex! Dexter, did you get my message?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Billy's coming round a bit later now.- I guess I'm going to have to

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- miss him then.- You can't hang around for another half an hour?

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Spend half an hour with Billy Mitchell or spend half an hour putting pins in my eyes -

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- I'll put the pins in my eyes, Mum. - He's a nice guy. - He's mucking you about already.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Look, we had a deal, remember? Just give him a chance.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Like you gave Cora one? - That's different.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Look, just let me know if I have to buy a hat, yeah?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Billy Mitchell? - SHE LAUGHS

0:11:48 > 0:11:49- SHARON:- There we go.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What?- Nothing!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56They look like the ones Jean did at your last wedding...

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Actually, they're smoked salmon, Billy. Do you want one?- No, thanks.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- You all right, Sharon? You look a bit rough.- Thank you.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05They the sort of manners you going to teach Lexi?

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Don't be so rude, eh, Lo?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I didn't mean to be rude, I was just really concerned, that's all.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Don't you be concerned. I'm fine, thanks, darling.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Right, Billy, shall I get you another glass of wine?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- I'm on the beer, actually. - Oh, yeah, course you are. Silly me.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Who's that?

0:12:19 > 0:12:20It's probably Roxy and Alfie.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Didn't know you was inviting the whole clan. Next thing you'll be telling me Mum's coming!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Don't know why I bothered!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You go and let them in and I'll go and get some more drinks, right?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- See, I told you, didn't I? Did you see that?- What?!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- She forgot what drink you was having.- So?!- Urgh!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Come on in. There you go, Bill. - Thanks, Sharon.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- And Lola. Come in, let me take your coats.- Thank you!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Denny's upstairs, he can't wait to see you,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49he's looking forward to his sleepover. Go on, darling.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Go on, go upstairs. We'll see you soon.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Wow. Sharon, look, a tablecloth and everything!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58It's all very posh. Canapes, nice. They salmon, yeah?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I think they look like it, don't you, Alfie?- Yeah.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Ooh, Alfie's favourite. You love salmon.- I love salmon!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Help yourself, there's plenty to go round.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06She seems all right to me.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'm going to give it another hour and then I'm off, all right?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Ugh, whatever.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- But I've only done one coat... - I know, I'm sorry, Tanya.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17What did he say to you?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Nothing, I just think I'm a bit too old for all this.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24It's just a bit of nail varnish. Personally, I intend to wear it to the grave.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Oh, come on, kids say hurtful things all the time without thinking.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You have got a right to be happy, you know.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Who said I wasn't? - No, course not, I just...

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I didn't mean anything by it,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I'm just saying I do understand how lonely it can get sometimes.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'm not lonely. I've got Dexter.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Yeah, obviously, and, you know, the fact that you two are so close,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47that's a great thing, isn't it?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50But what's going to happen when he meets a girl and wants to move out?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- You going to sabotage that for him? - I wouldn't do that!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Exactly. And where's it going to leave you, eh?

0:13:57 > 0:14:0020 years out of practice and on your own, that's where.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's just a bit of dinner.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Whether Dexter's there or not, it's a start, innit?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Believe me, it's not going to get any easier.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Bossy cow, aren't you?!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Now, that definitely does run in the family.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- ROXY:- Right, so is there a table plan, or do we just sit anywhere?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- It's every man or woman for himself. - I'm just going to go to the bog.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Charming.- Cheers, Phil.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- ROXY:- Yeah, well, you love fish.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- BILLY:- Depends what sort of fish it is.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- ALFIE:- But if it's in a pie, I don't mind it!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- What you doing?- Nothing.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52That's Sharon's.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Yeah, and I was just looking for something, some paracetamol.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Well, you should have asked.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Sorry, I didn't want to make a fuss, I've got period pain.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- I'll check with Sharon. Sharon... - No, that's all right...

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Lola's looking for some paracetamol.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09Really? Well, I'm sorry but I don't think we've got any, darling.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13It's all right, don't worry about it. I feel better now.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- You sure, darling?- Uh-huh.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Right then, you won't mind taking some bowls through for me, will you?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Eh?! Teamwork.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- What you doing?!- Just making it all cosy for Nanny and Masood.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- So they can watch a film? - Yeah, if they like.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- They did that last time.- Oh, well.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Can't see anything.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Yeah, well, the older you get, that's not a bad thing, believe me.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43FRONT DOOR OPENS There she is.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48- Hi.- You all right?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52I'm exhausted, just want to veg out for the night and put my feet up.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, why don't you go and have a nice bath

0:15:54 > 0:15:56and I'll make you a nice cup of tea.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- What's the catch? - Well, go and do the washing-up then?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, no, I'm going. I'm going.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Excuse me, could I have a packet of cheese-and-onion crisps, please?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Make that ready salted.- No, I don't want ready salted.- Yes, you do.- Why?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Trust me now.- Scan?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah. Well, you've gone 12 weeks, haven't you?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I'd have thought you'd get a letter from the hospital or something. - I've already had it, babe.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- When was this?- The other day.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Well, why didn't you tell me?! - Oh, I dunno.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Been putting it off after our conversation yesterday,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- I felt bad that I'd kept it from you. - Babe, so why did you?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Guess I was superstitious, after last time.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44I didn't want it to go wrong, I mean, punishment or something.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46So, you been bottling all this up?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50How was it, the scan, anyway? Was it all right?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Did you get any of them little picture things?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh, I had to pay for them.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Looked like a blob anyway. - Can I have the same again, please?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01'Ere. Would you give your fella fish?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Hey.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Thought you might get hungry while you were sticking pins in your eyes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12I know you think this is funny, Dexter,

0:17:12 > 0:17:15but I am taking tonight very seriously.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19I've got lots of food, lots of beautiful home-cooked food,

0:17:19 > 0:17:21and I'd love for you to join us. But if you want to stay here

0:17:21 > 0:17:24and eat your cold ham sandwich, then that's up to you.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26But I am doing this, OK?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Mmm.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- I've got to go. - Don't be silly. Stay.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35- You off, Billy?- Eh?- No.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38You're going to stay for a bit longer, ain't you, Pops?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Where are you going? - I've got a date.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Ooh! Details.- Come on then. Who's the lucky lady then?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Lucky?!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Ava, she's cooking a meal for me. - Ava? That's a nice one, mate.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Out your league, isn't she, Bill?! - We happen to click, actually.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Anyway, I'm not going to go for a bit.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- That's what to do, mate. Keep her waiting.- Alfie!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59What? What?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I got to say, darling, the soup's lovely, by the way.- Good.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Funny story about soup, actually.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07When I was pregnant with Amy, I could not get enough soup.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Practically bathing in the stuff, I was. - SHE LAUGHS

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Now, why's that funny?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14You know, I mean... Do you get cravings, Sharon?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- You know, when you're pregnant? - No. No, I never did.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Sickness?- No, I got off light.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Couldn't tell I was pregnant until the five-month mark.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Oh, right, that's interesting.- Is it?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Oh, wine, wine, we can't have me guzzling all the wine,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- can we, Sharon? There we go.- Thanks.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Thank you for having us.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Pleasure.- Cheers.- Cheers, everyone. - Cheers.- We've got to do a toast.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41We'll do a toast to the hostess with the most-ess, yeah?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Or any special announcements?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, health and happiness always works, don't it, eh?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- In that case, health and happiness.- Health and happiness.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Right, I'm just going to check on the main course, OK?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Billy! Billy! - What's the matter with you?

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- You can't go to Ava's looking like that. What's the matter with you?! - THEY LAUGH

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I need a cloth. I spilt soup.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- There you go.- Thanks. - All right, babe.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Everything OK?- Thirsty.- Right.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Look, Pops, I still ain't found the pills.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I just need one more hour, that's it. Please.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- What's wrong with you?!- Nothing.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34No, go on, tell me.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I just saw Sharon pouring her wine down the sink.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40See! What did I tell you? I told you I was telling the truth.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- It might not mean anything... - Of course it does.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44She knows she can't mix the pills with the booze,

0:19:44 > 0:19:47that's how she passed out last time, innit.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Come on, Pops!

0:19:50 > 0:19:54OK. OK, I'll stay a bit longer.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02MUSIC: "Piece Of My Heart" by Dusty Springfield

0:20:07 > 0:20:09You going to set a place for me then, yeah?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Long as you get in the shower first, you little grease monkey.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Whoa, you all right there, darling?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Been on the cooking sherry, have you?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Keith Floyd's got nothing on me, Alfie! Sorry about that.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46I'm just off then, Kirsty. My first assignment in my new job.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Chef at Le Square.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Didn't think that had opened yet?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53No, it hasn't, we're just discussing ideas.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00Oh, check you out, Jean. Congratulations. That's a big deal.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02No, not really!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Ian's canny. I think

0:21:04 > 0:21:09he thinks that he's uniting our culinary experiences, you know,

0:21:09 > 0:21:13his expertise and my free-thinking creativity.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14SHE LAUGHS

0:21:14 > 0:21:17I think he thinks that I'm John Lennon to his McCartney.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- We heading?- Yeah.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Oh, after you, Chef Slater.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:21:30 > 0:21:33See?! I told you, she's blaming tripping up on the booze,

0:21:33 > 0:21:35but you saw, didn't you?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38She's lying, you saw her chuck that wine away.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- OK, I got to admit, it's a bit weird.- Right,

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- is that your way of saying that you believe me then?- Yeah.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- What do we do now then?- I don't know.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- We ain't got a choice, I'll have to tell Phil.- Wait. No.- Why?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Because he won't believe you. - Yes, he will...

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Think about it, Lo, we haven't got any proof, have we? Not really.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Besides, I don't think it's a good idea to go in there

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- and make a scene.- I see. You're more interested in getting

0:21:59 > 0:22:01your leg over than you care about Lexi. That's it, innit?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Do you really think that little of me?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Lola, we're going to get Lexi back in a week.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07You go in there and tell Phil,

0:22:07 > 0:22:10he's going to kick off, and who's he going to tell then, eh?

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Trish? Think about it. It's a can of worms, Lo.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- No, you're right. What are we going to do then?!- I don't know!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25We're going to have to go get Lexi from upstairs,

0:22:25 > 0:22:27bring her down here, tell Phil we're doing him a favour

0:22:27 > 0:22:29and we'll sort it all out after then.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Billy, you ain't sneaking off, are you?!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- ALFIE:- Yeah, come on, get in here, let's have a look at you.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35- ROXY:- Come on, Bill. Let's have a look.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Here he is.- Lover boy.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- No, no, no, don't sit down. Give us a twirl.- Yeah. C'mon.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43You see, I was thinking, you know, like,

0:22:43 > 0:22:47I'm having such a nice time here, it would be a bit rude to just go...

0:22:47 > 0:22:48You bottling out?

0:22:48 > 0:22:51No. No, no. I can always do that another time, can't I?

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- I thought you clicked?- Billy, for once in your life, just grow a pair.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Wahey.- Rox, I'm perfectly capable of going on a date, all right?!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00What you waiting for, Bill?!

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Yeah, Pops, go on, don't be a loser all your life, eh?!

0:23:04 > 0:23:09- THEY LAUGH - Right, well, thanks. I'll see you then.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14- Bye.- See ya, Billy. Thanks for coming. Terrible.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15THEY LAUGH

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Got a surprise for you. - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23May 28th. Book the day off work.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Why, what's happening?- Well, guess.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30New York's a bit far in a day, so maybe...Paris?

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Nah, this'll be better than that. No, I've gone private.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I've booked us a scan. One of these private clinics.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40We'll be able to find out, you know, if it's a boy or girl.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Or not. Don't have to, not if you don't want to.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46We can't afford it.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's our first baby together, innit? I want to be there for you,

0:23:48 > 0:23:49every step of the way.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Come on, come in, come in. - What're we doing here?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Masood?- AJ dragged me here.

0:24:01 > 0:24:06- Bianca? Will you stop doing this... - You're watching a film.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Not again?- And us two are having chips at McKlunky's.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11- A film?- Chips?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14We just thought that you might like to have the house to

0:24:14 > 0:24:17yourselves to do whatever it is you want to do in it.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Yeah.- Bye.- Enjoooy!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22MUSIC: "Make You Feel My Love" by Adele

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Come through, Jean. - Right, I've made lots of notes,

0:24:31 > 0:24:35so I think, well, I hope you'll find my input will be of use.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Well, we'll see.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- What?- Well, you didn't think I was just going to give you the job

0:24:40 > 0:24:44- straight off, did you? - Is this an interview?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Think of it more as a... an audition.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51But you said after all the help that I'd given you...

0:24:51 > 0:24:55I want you to cook for me something really special.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58And if it's good enough, and only if...

0:24:58 > 0:25:00then you can have the job as my sous chef.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04You've got 90 minutes. Cook.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06CLOCK TICKS

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Lola?- I'm taking her to stay at mine for the night.

0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Don't be stupid.- You ain't fit enough to look after her.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19What's Lexi still doing up?

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- She's coming to stay at mine for the night.- Says who?

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Me. And Sharon.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Lola's got herself into a bit of a state.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Speak for yourself.- So why don't we take Lexi back to bed,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- and we can have a little chat, yeah? - Nah. I'm done talking.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- You all right? - Not interrupting, am I?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50DOORBELL RINGS

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Yes?

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Ava.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Sam?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I nearly lost my nerve.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Mum?! Mum?!

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Is that Dexter?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Is that my son?

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