0:00:26 > 0:00:27'Mum!'
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hang on!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33'Mum, you got any clean towels?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34'Mum!'
0:00:34 > 0:00:36There's some in the airing cupboard.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sam, where are you going?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44(Just wait over there.)
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- What are you doing here?- Sorry, but I was passing on my way home
0:00:55 > 0:00:58and I thought I'd drop round some feedback forms.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- We're just having a family dinner. - Of course, I won't keep you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03No, why don't you come in? Have a glass of wine.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I don't want to intrude on your evening.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, don't be daft! She's not, is she, Phil?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08I shouldn't drink.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Well, tea then?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Phil and I have decided to give it another go.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Congratulations.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah, so I suppose this is like a little celebration.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18All the family together.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Right, Lola?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yeah.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24DOOR SLAMS
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Baby, I need you to go to the shop for me.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- What?- The one on the High Street. - Oh, Mum, that's far, man!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yeah, but they do the ice cream that I like. Please.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35All right.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Thanks.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Mum, why are you so nervous?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40You know you don't have to be, innit?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Look, Mum, relax. You look lovely, all right?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47All right, and you know what?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'll try and make an effort with Billy, yeah?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52All right.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I'll see you in a minute, yeah? - Yeah.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58MUSIC PLAYER: # Then I'm gone Oh, heaven
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Oh, heaven I wait... #
0:02:22 > 0:02:23(Sam!)
0:02:48 > 0:02:50What're you doing here?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Was that Dexter?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'll be having words with my brother.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Oh, this was definitely Bianca's work.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Subtlety's never been her strong point.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I wonder what she's got up her sleeve for next week?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09You know, as we're here...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10we could, erm...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Could what?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I-I-I didn't mean...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Oh, no, no, no, course not. - We could...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Go out?
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Out. Exactly.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22All right, give me five minutes and I'll get myself ready.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Clock's ticking, Jean. - Yes, all right, all right!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sure?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yes. No.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Better start cooking then.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56How did you find me?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Does it matter?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Why are you here then?
0:04:02 > 0:04:07My dad died. The funeral was yesterday.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I haven't slept, just been walking around.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Thinking about everything.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18How he walked out on me, how I did the same.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I know what you're thinking -
0:04:20 > 0:04:22"Too little too late."
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- That's an understatement. - Course it is.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- How can I put it into words, what I did?- Shall I do that for you?
0:04:30 > 0:04:3220 years ago, you walked out on me
0:04:32 > 0:04:36and our three-month-old baby and you didn't look back!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Do you remember the last thing you said to me?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42"I'm just nipping out for a pint of milk."
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Didn't struggle to phrase that one, did you?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I thought you'd been hit by a bus, attacked, mugged.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Which would've been better! At least we could have mourned you properly!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Ava, I haven't... - How dare you?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57HOW DARE YOU...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00just turn up here on some self-pitying whim
0:05:00 > 0:05:04without even thinking what might be best for ME, or for Dexter?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- You're right. - DOORBELL CHIMES
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Just wait here.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Evening. Sorry, I'm a bit late.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I didn't know what wine to get, so I hope that's OK.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Billy...- Should've got red.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38What's wrong?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Nothing.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41All right. Well, can I come in then?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44No. Sorry, can we reschedule?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's all right, Ava.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I know when I'm being mugged off.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Billy, wait!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58The truth is, someone I used to know has just turned up
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- completely out of the blue and, to be honest, it's really thrown me. - Who?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06No-one important. I swear.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Can we do it another night?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Well, if that's what you really want?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Yeah, it is. I promise.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16OK.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Won't be long. The oven's been staging a rebellion.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28MUSIC PLAYER: # And I'll be yours to keep... #
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Come on, Trish, tell us a joke.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Oh, I don't usually... I mean, I can never remember...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm winding you up, I've got one, right?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Oh, no, here we go, here we go! - DOORBELL CHIMES
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Saved by the bell!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- OK. It's a funny joke.- Don't tell it. Don't tell it!- It's funny!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Hello, Philip.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I didn't mean to interrupt.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Why are you here then?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02For my son.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07My dad dying, it brought it home.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13If I died tomorrow, Dexter wouldn't know a thing about it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18But I ain't in a box yet, so, maybe, just maybe, there's a chance to put it right.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19No.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Just "no"?
0:07:32 > 0:07:37OK, so me turning up here out of the blue was a bad move. I get that.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42But I couldn't get this voice out of my head and my heart.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It felt like it was going to burst if I didn't see him.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50I'll come back, meet him on your terms.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whatever you say.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You're his mum.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yeah. I am.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I brought him up.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01SHE SHOUTS: I was there!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It was me who watched him score his first goal,
0:08:04 > 0:08:06standing on the sidelines with the other dads.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11It was me who stayed up all night in A&E the night that he broke his wrist.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15And it was me who fronted up to the local thugs when they were threatening to beat him up
0:08:15 > 0:08:17because he didn't want to be part of their crew!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21And THAT is when a knock on the door would've been so welcome.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24But now that he's out the other side, now that he's all grown up,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28now that he is a beautiful young man, guess what?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31He doesn't need a dad any more!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- ROXY:- Don't even joke. - You can't just barge in here.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Ooh, you got quite a harem.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm Lexi's social worker.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46SHIRLEY LAUGHS
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Shirl, come on.- Yes, that's my name.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'm his ex.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, right.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's what we're like round here, we're really friendly.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Like one big happy family, eh, Phil?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59That's right.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Oh, you're asking me to stay?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Yeah. Yeah, why not.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, this is nice, eh? Me and you, out.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Just cos Whit took the kids to McKlunky's, don't take that as a signal, all right?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26What are you two doing here? You're supposed to be...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Yes, thank you, Bianca.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yeah, we get the idea,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32but we'd prefer to make up our own minds about how we spend our time.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Don't you like to...? Films, watch films?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Films are great.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I love films just as much as the next person. It's just...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41What?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- We like to chose our own films. - Yeah, exactly.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Oh, great! Never going to have tea at this rate.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I've got fish fingers at my home.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- I don't think this is a good idea with Trish being here.- Why not?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05The only person she can make a fool of is herself.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Besides, I ain't scared of her.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- TRISH:- Right, thanks for that. I'll see myself out.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14No, no, stay. I've got enough here to feed an army.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17No, I'm sure Trish has got her own family to get back to, Sharon.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You're right, I really ought to...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Well, I'm sure they can spare you for one night, eh? - Just a small portion.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23OK.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Do you remember when I used to throw meals like this Phil?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Quite similar really, innit?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Except we used to get a takeaway and burp at the table, eh, Rox?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Pie looks lovely by the way, Sharon.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Thank you, Alfie.- That's funny, that's not what you said earlier.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, she's only winding you up.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Talking of wind-ups, did Roxy tell you about our bet?- Shirley!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Two months she gave you and Phil.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Now I thought that was really generous. I said two weeks.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- SHE LAUGHS - It was a joke, come on!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Am I too late to put money on it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Cos I reckon I could cash in here.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58There you go, darling.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'd like you to leave now.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Said it yourself - Dexter's a man now.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Can make up his own mind.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07He'd tell you the same thing.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09So why not let him?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13He is MY son. Not yours!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14It was always that way with you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16The day he was born,
0:11:16 > 0:11:21I remember you gazing down at him like nothing else existed.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Afterwards, the closest we got was brushing shoulders in the hallway.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I'd just had a baby. Please excuse me if I wasn't up for it!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I don't mean that.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I'm talking about holding each other.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Intimacy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Tenderness.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44I am not having this conversation Not now!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- All I'm saying is maybe it wasn't black and white.- Get out.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Get out!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55NOW!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Who are you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Ah, our tasters have arrived. - Tasters?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- SHE LAUGHS - Oh!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- There you go, son.- Thanks.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- What are you doing?!- Tasting.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27- Well, it's not ready yet!- Flavours are a bit thin.- Yeah, nice palate.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29You might want to do something about that.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Oh!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I am so sorry about AJ.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Why he'd think I want to...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I mean, we haven't talked about it. I mean, us.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Well, there's nothing really to talk about is there?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Exactly.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Have I, erm...? Have I done something to offend you?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Course not.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- So, how's your...? - Anyway, how's things? Oh!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Oh, yeah, fine, you know what the caff's like.- Busy?
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Yeah, busy. Lunch time rush. Bacon sandwiches.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Tuna - that's always popular, of course.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19And then there's the tea. Endless, endless rounds of tea.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21What about you?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Oh, me, just the post. Nothing out of the ordinary.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Although I did come across a really aggressive dog.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Yeah, what happened?- Nothing.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35There was a door between us. It just sort of barked.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36A lot.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I bet she's got a chef out there.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm flattered, Shirley.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Alfie, what about that joke?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, OK. I've got a joke. OK.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- ROXY:- Alfie! - THEY LAUGH
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yeah, tough crowd. OK, here's another one, right...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Look at her. Not a hair out of place.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Got a blow dry earlier.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Yeah, I bet you did. You plan everything, don't you?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Well, I like to be organised.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14You'd never know, would you?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17That she was all set to walk down the aisle with another fella
0:14:17 > 0:14:20and say, "I do" and now she's shacked up with Phil.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Shirley...
0:14:21 > 0:14:26No, it's fine. I'm sure Trish ain't interested in my love life, are you?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28But did she crack?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32No, she just carried on without a slip.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I've never been one to sit around feeling sorry for myself.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No, but there must be a crack in such a perfect front?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Come on, give some hope to the rest of us.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43I never said I was perfect, did I?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46No? Enlighten me.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47What are you hiding?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Jack found out about your dark side, did he and called it off?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Don't be ridiculous. - I think it's time you left.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- No. It's just getting interesting. - Go on, go.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Why are you looking so guilty?
0:15:04 > 0:15:09You're the one who can't even see straight. I mean, you can't even sit upright. It's pathetic!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12What did you say?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I mean, turning up at your ex's house cos you ain't got
0:15:15 > 0:15:16a life of your own.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's a bit weird, innit? You're weird.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Roxy?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Go home, Shirl?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Fine.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34It'd be a relief.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Cos you lot are so boring!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Alfie, don't give up the day job.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50So you're that brother that I see outside a minute ago, innit?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I was just checking the address.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55So Mum, why didn't you say anything about him before?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I didn't even catch your name, you know?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Jacob.- Jacob.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04And it's probably because it was in another lifetime.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I'm sensing stories, Mum.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09He can't stay though. You were just passing through, weren't you?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Yeah, but if Billy ain't coming then we...?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I could stay a little longer...
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So how did you two meet? Come and sit down.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22We ended up in the same squat.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Wait, hold on. Back up. One sec.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Mum, you used to live in a squat?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I feel like I'm getting a headache.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Oh, no, you're not getting out of that one this easy, Mum.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Come and sit down. Chill.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I bet my mum had you all doing all the cleaning.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Getting out the rota and that. The hoovering and all of that nonsense.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Don't you believe it, your mother was wild.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah? What kind of wild?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Last-person-standing-on-the- dancefloor kind of wild.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50She had all the moves. Everyone used to form circles round her.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Mother?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53He's exaggerating.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Remember the roof party?
0:16:57 > 0:17:01We could see the whole of London up there.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04It started to rain half way through, everyone went inside,
0:17:04 > 0:17:09but your mother, she carried on dancing.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Got soaked to the skin.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13No, Mum, you know what.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Why don't we let Jacob stay round for dinner?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You need to taste my mum's beef stew. It's bad, I'm telling you.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I remember it like it was yesterday.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27But, I really should go.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30No, no, no, man. Stay. Stay. Stay.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Let him go, Dex. - Another time maybe?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Not until I've heard more about my mum the raver.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Dexter... - What, Mum? What's the big deal?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I mean, we're talking about a bit of dinner.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Lola...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Thank you.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52For what you said to Shirley - I appreciate it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I didn't do that for you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57I did it so Trish wouldn't actually clock what was going on tonight.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00What was you thinking asking her to come back here, eh?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Right, let's get this issue dealt with once and for all, shall we?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08There.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10No pills.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Rake through it if you want.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Right, what does that prove then, eh?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Fine, go upstairs, go through the bathroom cabinet.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Anywhere you want - be my guest.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19No. No, I'm all right, thanks.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Then why don't you believe me?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Because Shirley's right, ain't she, eh? All this tonight...
0:18:23 > 0:18:27What's it even about? It's too perfect and even then there's slip-ups, ain't there?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Well, like what?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30For starters, you tripped up, didn't you?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32And you blamed it on the booze but you were lying, wasn't you?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34My pops saw you pour your wine down the sink.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36SHARON LAUGHS
0:18:36 > 0:18:37What?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Did you try it?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40It tasted like battery acid.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44I didn't want to offend Billy so I just pretended to have a glass.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Right, so how do you explain the trip then, eh?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51These are new shoes, Lola.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Look at the heels - they're four inches.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I thought I could handle them in the shop. I was kidding myself.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Well, don't tell me you've never been there?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01And yeah, I am tired, you know -
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Lexi was up half the night teething.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10It's knackering being a mum - you're going to find out soon enough.
0:19:10 > 0:19:16Listen to me, Lola, I promised you I wouldn't put Lexi's safety at risk.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Or Denny.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22I should thank you really - you gave me the wake up call I needed.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26And I know how you feel. I really do.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29But I wouldn't do anything to hurt either of our babies.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I swear.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Do you believe me?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yeah? Come here.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Jean, I'm sensing timing's going to be an issue here.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- How much longer do you need? - I've no idea.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You can't really tell the customers you have no idea.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Fine. Five minutes.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Have you seasoned these potatoes?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Right, that is it! All of you - out of my kitchen now!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Your kitchen?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yes, Ian, for the purposes of this test. My kitchen!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Now!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Yes, Chef.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Go on.- All right!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Right. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26That was incredible.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You cook, Dexter?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Yeah, Mum's showed me a few bits and pieces.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You're going to make a woman very happy one day.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38One day in the distant future.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I'm not down for none of that serious stuff now.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Sound like a man who's never been in love.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I'm just waiting for the right lady.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Too right.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52So, Jacob, do you have any kids?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Sadly no.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57And you only have the one?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Yeah. Dexter, my proudest achievement.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Boy, you know like, see
0:21:04 > 0:21:06when you get perfection in one little package like this.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Realistically, why are you still trying?!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11You don't need to.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13You all right, Mum?
0:21:13 > 0:21:14It's just my head.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Mum, sit down. I'll go and get the tablets.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28When he comes back you make your excuses and you leave, understood?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Sorry about the entertainment, Trish.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Please, don't be silly. Thanks for dinner.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- My pleasure. Safe journey, yeah? - Bye.- Bye-bye.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Here she is.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Well, I'd like to propose a toast.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54You've put on an amazing spread, despite the uninvited guests,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57and you did it in your usual style.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I'm a very lucky man. To Sharon.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- To Sharon.- Sharon, well done, sweetheart, nice one.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Thank you, Sharon.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'm sorry that I couldn't stay later.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09No, it's all right.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12It's just I've got this early start in the morning and I got
0:22:12 > 0:22:15a mountain of ironing to do before my shift at ten. Mind you...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Sorry, you don't need to know about that - it's boring, isn't it?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- No. No. It isn't.- Yeah, it is.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Not as boring as the dog that barked story.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Let's go inside.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I can't - the kids and Bianca.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Sorry.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58We could always try and avoid AJ and Tamwar.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Your place?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Is that a problem?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04If it's all right with you.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21It was really great to meet you finally.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- So, are we going to see you again, yeah?- Depends.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- On what?- I've got a few things in the pipeline.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28All right.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Bye, Ava.- Bye.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Mum, you need to definitely go and get his number.- Why?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- He's perfect for you. - Oh, don't be ridiculous!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Mum, he's way better than that Billy for you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I'm going to go and get his number for you now.- No.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54What's wrong - don't you like him?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I'll go.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13May I present to you chicken stuffed with...?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Actually, no, I'll leave that as a surprise.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Chicken surprise?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Am I sensing a theme here, Jean?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I suppose so. But I am versatile.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I can cook meals without surprises...
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Jean, I was only teasing, OK?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Lucy, what do you think of the presentation?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeah, it looks like something you might get in a restaurant.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Bobby?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45It's yummy.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I'm sensing a bright future for you as a restaurant critic.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I'm going to be a plumber.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Jean...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You're the new sous chef at Le Square.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Congratulations. I'm really pleased you made the cut.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Yeah, cos you're too tight to pay anyone else.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Sam!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29He is a great young man.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32A credit to you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Next time...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38There is not going to be a next time.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42You just stay away from me and my son for good.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55And I will pick Amy up first thing in the morning.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- And what Shirley said... I'm sorry. - No, it's forgotten.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00It's been a lovely night, thank you, sweetheart.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02The fish pie was wonderful!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Thanks for coming. I'm glad you liked it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05- Take care. Bye.- See ya.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, I am shattered.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well done. Well done.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Listen, you go through there, put your feet up,
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- I'll make you a nice cup of tea, yeah?- OK.
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