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0:00:29 > 0:00:30- IAN:- Jean!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33< Get yourself out of that toilet!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- BIANCA:- Right, she says if you put the knife down, she'll come out.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45LOUD CLATTER

0:01:01 > 0:01:03There you go. Enjoy your meal.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- DENISE:- Ian! What did we say?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09What did we say?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Compassion in the workplace - THAT is what we said.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Now, whatever Jean may or may not have done...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- it's not that bad. - It's MY kitchen.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- You tried to kiss me.- What? - I'm in charge.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yes, well, that doesn't actually mean you can kiss her, Ian.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24You know, management-wise.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'm just collecting for the church...

0:01:27 > 0:01:29He tried to kiss me. I've got witnesses.

0:01:29 > 0:01:34And I'm entitled to reject romance, whatever it says in my horoscope.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK, I'm sure there must have been just a bit of a misunderstanding.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39No, no, there wasn't. He wanted to kiss her.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Who pulled your chain? - Get stuffed.- Ian?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44It was for the souffle, OK?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Her first ever souffle that didn't turn out

0:01:46 > 0:01:49looking like something a dog's thrown up. OK?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I was being encouraging, like you said. Like we practised.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Yes, well, we did say we were going to work on his people skills.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, is that what you call it?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Well, I will not be some "bit of comfort", Ian Beale.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I mean, it's not my fault you can't meet her demands.- What?!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I will not be a part of some sordid love triangle,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08just because YOU are inadequate.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Oh, get a grip, you dozy, middle-aged fruit-loop!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I mean, why would I fancy you? Comedy value?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17The only reason you are here is out of sympathy, OK?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Because I would rather take a vow and join a monastery

0:02:19 > 0:02:21than make a pass at you!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33I think you might need to work on the old compassion angle

0:02:33 > 0:02:34just a little bit.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Denise, I'm...

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Hold the fort, will you? - Hold your own fort, you perv.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'm your boss. Either hold the fort or you're fired.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- You can't do that. I can't even cook. - You have been nothing but an interfering little troublemaker, OK?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54You're fired. Get your stuff. Get out!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59You're still a perv!

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Sorry.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52There you are.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Oh! That is, erm... That's very generous of you, sir.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Git!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Not at all, darling.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I've come into a bit of regular cash.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10Well, it's nice to know some people have a conscience.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It weren't bad, that.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Bit empty, though, ain't it?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26A business ain't worth nothing if you ain't doing business.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56So you think telling Janine never to come back

0:04:56 > 0:04:59will be the thing that gets her running back to the Square?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah, admittedly when you vocalise it, it sounds rubbish.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Yeah, it sounds mental as, mate. - Well, they're all mental, ain't they?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Bet you 50 quid I can do it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Look, you want to dig out Amy's travel cot, be my guest.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11And if Janine does come back tonight I'll double your money.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Will you, now?- Yeah.- Very good.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Excuse me. - Why, what have you done?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31That is just rude.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Don't torture yourself, mate.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- See you later.- See you later.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20You see, I told him when he started this restaurant malarkey

0:06:20 > 0:06:23that mental health issues just don't go away,

0:06:23 > 0:06:26and that undue stress can make the thing a whole lot worse.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Well, Ian Beale's always been a prat.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30That was the one thing me and Phil agreed on.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Anyway, he can't sack you

0:06:31 > 0:06:33just because he's been caught with his pants down.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Oh, Bee...- Oh, no. His pants were well and truly on his bottom,

0:06:36 > 0:06:37I can assure you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- I'm not bothered. - Has he paid you what he owes you?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I don't want to work for some old perv

0:06:41 > 0:06:43who thinks kissing you's a reward, anyway.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Ian Beale's not that old. Anyway, Yeah, sorry. Course you don't.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48No. Don't worry, I'll get your money back.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's all right. It's not me you want to feel sorry for, anyway.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I'm going to have a bath.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00I suppose it's not entirely Ian's fault...

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I mean, he can't help what's written in the stars, can he?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04It was written in the stars.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07It was written in the Walford Gazette, yesterday's horoscope.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Don't read all that rubbish. - Exactly. That computerised jargon.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12The last time I read it, it said, "Travel is imminent",

0:07:12 > 0:07:15and I ended up nicked and in Suffolk the next afternoon!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You see, you can't avoid the inevitable, can you?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21All those stars moving around and aligning.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You should come up on the roof and look through my telescope.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- There's bound to be an impact. - That's not so.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29"Be on the lookout for little treats.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30"They could signal romance".

0:07:32 > 0:07:34And Ian gave me a glass of wine.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36And that was a little treat.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38He called it a little treat.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41No, no, I could show you. I kept the newspaper...

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Oh, no, I've left my handbag in the restaurant.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Go and get it, then. - I can't go and get it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I haven't told you what it says in today's horoscope, have I?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I hate these things, they're designed by a sadist.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Look, even if Janine does come back, it ain't going to get Scarlett staying here.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Jack.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Well, do you see my kids running round this flat, do you?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12No. No, I get it. I do. Just can't do it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Not a stayer, mate, am I? A weekend dad.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- I'd settle for that, you see. - Hm?- Yeah.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23See, I went for the whole family trip once.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28James would be walking now, wouldn't he? Talking just like Tommy.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yeah...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32That's the thing, you see. They're messy, kids, aren't they?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36They're noisy. Dependent. Mithering.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Invariably, they become attached with a horrible mother.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42You did the right thing, you know? Be there at the kick-off,

0:08:42 > 0:08:43get the good bit...

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Keep your head down for the next 18 years.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- JEAN:- I don't think we should be doing this.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I've wrecked my ankle.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Where's Ian?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55He's probably gone to play hunt the waitress.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I thought he'd be here, didn't you?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Jean, find some candles.- I don't think we should be doing this.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Jean, I ain't going to go down the till. I just need a little sit down.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Don't put the light on! JEAN GASPS

0:10:04 > 0:10:08You'll have half of Walford over here wanting their dinner.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09No, no, no, Shirley.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Have you not been listening to a single word that I have said?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15"Play with fire and you will get burnt".

0:10:15 > 0:10:18That is what will happen, according to my today's horoscope.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Put a sock in it, Jean, or I will do it for you.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25And that is what is going to happen, according to yours truly.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31You know what, Jean? Years ago, they'd have burnt you as a witch.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Superstitious rubbish.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Jean, how are you going to find your handbag in this light?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38You know what, Shirley Carter?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41When I first met you, I thought you were a lesbian.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42And not a very nice lesbian.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Got any paracetamol? - Yes, in my handbag... Oh...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53How about...a lickle bit of this?

0:10:59 > 0:11:00It's not working.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Why?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05For me...it's...

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Sorry.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13So you stand me up. Subtle.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Dinner... In public? It's too fast.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I wasn't planning on pinning you down over the pasta.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You know, what public?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Who's looking?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Sam, just... Please stop.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Ain't like I don't know about cold feet, huh?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31It's just...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38OK. Change your mind...

0:11:39 > 0:11:40..you know where I am.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53I miss you.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04You're in my way.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Yeah, I know.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21TV BLARES

0:12:23 > 0:12:25That's not boxing, is it?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27That's brawling, that's what that is!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31What do you reckon?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34DOOR SLAMS

0:12:34 > 0:12:36BOXING COMMENTARY

0:12:46 > 0:12:49And now we can see.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Jean, look under the sink...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54You know what, I used to have a neighbour, right,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57and she always kept her handbag under the sink.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59And then we just thought she was a mate of Pat's,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02but Pat just told us she was just some old brass.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04No, that's where I draw the line.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- What, handbags? - No, brassering.- What?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10BIANCA SNIGGERS Brassing. You know what I mean! People that do it for money.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Well, unless it's a LOT of money. - I've left it at home.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I must have left it at home all along.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Oh well, never mind. Off we go, then.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh, Jean, why are you so loyal?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I mean, there's Kat, God love her, and then Alfie,

0:13:26 > 0:13:28he's not related... And now Ian?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29We're not doing any harm, Jean.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, we are stealing.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- How many hours did you work for Ian Beale last week?- Erm...

0:13:34 > 0:13:36And how many did he pay you for?

0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Er...- Do you know what,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ian used to pay for IT back in the day, didn't he?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- No, he didn't!- Yeah!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- He did. What about Janine? SHE was a brass.- Oh, yeah.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06She's had you laying clues round the house

0:14:06 > 0:14:09like the Easter bunny, ain't she? Eh?

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Am I hot or cold?

0:14:12 > 0:14:16No? No cryptic crossword?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Billy, come on, save us all a world of pain.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24I'll say you've been reticent, tell me when they're coming back.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Back? Michael, Janine ain't coming back.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29You're lying. She told you to say that.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Oh, for... Why can't you two just be straight with each other for once?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35She told me I'd been fired.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Now, I don't know if you know this, Michael,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40but I've got a little one at home, right, relying on my money.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44So by rights, I should be suing you...for...wotsit.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Unfair wotsit.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47That's very moving, Billy. Back in the room, please.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49HE SIGHS

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Michael...

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Do you want her here?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Is that why you're asking?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Because believe me, mate, you'd be saving all of us

0:14:57 > 0:15:00a lot of hassle if you just tried out telling the truth.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Truth?! The woman doesn't do truth, Billy.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04It brings her out in hives.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06And don't ask such stupid questions.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Of course I want her back on the Square!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10She's the mother of my child.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11NOW he says.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- She ain't in. - What do you mean, she ain't in?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Where else is she going to be? - Listen, plank-man.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32If my sister says she ain't in, she ain't in - you get me?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- I get you. - Right.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38One bottle of wine? It's not going to go far, is it?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'll make sure Denise gets it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, the door's the one with the handle on it.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Can you tell her I'm sorry?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Sorry, what was that?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Sorry for being an idiot or sorry for getting caught out?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57She said, "Sorry for being an idiot or sorry for being caught out?"

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Fine. You want to talk to each other, talk to each other -

0:16:03 > 0:16:05see if that works out.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Oh, no, no, no, no! "Play with fire and you will get burnt",

0:16:16 > 0:16:19it said it, Shirley, it clearly said it, please!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22How are you going to find your handbag in the dark?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I know one place you haven't looked for your bag.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26On the staff rack peg thing.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- SHE SQUEALS - Throw water on her!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34That is not nice.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, go take a pill!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41You know, I've had my fill of bad boys, Ian,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43that's why I ch...

0:16:45 > 0:16:49I am so done with being shown up in public.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51If I want to look an idiot, OK,

0:16:51 > 0:16:52I can do that all by myself.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I was just trying to be a friendly manager like we said.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Don't you blame me. No, don't you dare... Did I say wink?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Since when did I say that kissing Jean was a managerial option?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I didn't kiss Jean, OK?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07She was the one who slapped me. I didn't kiss her!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ian, please! Enough with the weasel impersonation!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18OK...

0:17:23 > 0:17:30Let's... Let's just look at taking a break for a while. You and me.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Ian?- See, that's something I don't understand about Ian Beale.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42I mean, how did he manage it? Flabby, cowardly Beale.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43What is it, six wives?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Five, Four. Five.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Someone told me one of them was gorgeous.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yes, well, if you have lesbian tendencies.

0:17:50 > 0:17:55That was... Mel. That's right. She was. You know what, though?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58He told her that Lucy had cancer to get her to marry him.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00See, that's proper not nice.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Jean, more wine.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05No. Oh, I don't think we have any more left, so... Oh, well!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Never mind. Off we go, then.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08No. There's plenty of wine.

0:18:18 > 0:18:23But this... But this is more expensive.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Shirley!

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I just wanted the restaurant to be a success.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I needed it to be a success for me, you know.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37My dad was always just, "Do your hours and put your feet up".

0:18:37 > 0:18:40I mean, we didn't have the word "ambition" in our house.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42The rows me and him used to have...

0:18:42 > 0:18:44"Cooking dinner's a girl's job".

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Used to go round my gran's house - my house - and just...

0:18:48 > 0:18:50pour my heart out to her.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54See, I always wanted to be a chef.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I always wanted to be a success...

0:18:56 > 0:18:59That's what that bottle of brandy's for. That nice one.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04That's when I made my first million turnover...

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I was going to open it up.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I mean, because I've always been ambitious

0:19:09 > 0:19:13and I've always liked money and I deserve to be a success.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16And I was. Then I wasn't. Then I was...

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Then I REALLY wasn't, was I?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26And then there was you...

0:19:28 > 0:19:32It's all right, I'm not blind... I don't work out or anything.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Really(?)- Really.

0:19:37 > 0:19:43Denise, I've known this was going to happen for ages...

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I mean, Alfie's always been saying to me

0:19:45 > 0:19:48that I was punching above my weight

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- and you were out of my league.- Oh...

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Well, talks a lot of sense, that Alfie.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56But you were the start.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01You were the one who really got me back on my feet.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05I mean, because I just thought that if...

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Well, then anything was possible, wasn't it? Not just the bad stuff.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'll apologise to Jean, even though she overreacted.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Thank you.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Ian...

0:20:39 > 0:20:40That's it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Break's over.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Just...

0:20:53 > 0:20:57..stop being such an unpleasant little pranny, will you?

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I promise... I'll try.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Yeah?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Yeah.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13I've changed my mind.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- What?- Shh! Or I'll change it back again.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yes, miss.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Urgh! I said, if you want to open that bottle,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29you have to go through me first.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30THEY LAUGH

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It is not funny. I'm being serious!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Look, enough is enough, yeah?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38That's Ian's very special brandy.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42"Ian's very special brandy!"

0:21:44 > 0:21:47It's not Ian that's got the crush, is it, eh, Jean?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I think it's the other way round.

0:21:50 > 0:21:56Shirley Carter! You are a being a...drunken bully!

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Now... Please, stop being a bully!

0:22:00 > 0:22:04All right, ladies, come on. Enough's enough. Let's call it a night, eh?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- I don't even know how I ended up here in the first place...- ME!

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Me.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18It's not Ian Beale that lives in one room in a bed and breakfast,

0:22:18 > 0:22:19is it, eh, Jean?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's not Ian Beale that gets up every morning to a different

0:22:24 > 0:22:28wonky breakfast table in a room full of strangers, is it, eh, Jean?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I don't think that's got anything to do with this...

0:22:30 > 0:22:34It's not Ian Beale that falls asleep listening

0:22:34 > 0:22:38from the room next door, God knows who, doing God knows what.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Is it, eh, Jean?- Well, it's hardly Ian's fault, is it?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Yes.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yes, it is...

0:22:46 > 0:22:48..because he knew.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54He knew...and he stood back.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57And he watched his brother go off the rails.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00And he knew and he did nothing about it!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Ben?- Who told you that?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07All makes sense now. All makes sense.

0:23:07 > 0:23:13He knew and he watched Ben walk about guilty, and he did nothing.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17And he made me look like a mug, Jean.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19You actually KNOW this?

0:23:19 > 0:23:24Then when it all comes out, poor little Ian Beale has a breakdown...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Why do you think he had the breakdown, eh, Jean?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32And he walks about with a little woolly hat on for half an hour,

0:23:32 > 0:23:33and then forgets about it!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35And do you know what?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40He lands on his feet... Again!

0:23:41 > 0:23:48And it's me - it's me stuck in one room in a B&B, potless.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56And what about Hev? She deserved a better life than that.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Hev should be here, Jean.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06He don't deserve any of this.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09You know what... I think...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13..you should open that rotten brandy!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I am going to open that rotten brandy!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23You know what, Jean? You might have left it at home,

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I done that once with Morgan.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Oh! Is this it? - Yes! My bag!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35THEY CHEER

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Always put your handbag in the bin!

0:24:37 > 0:24:38I only put rubbish in my bin.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Do you? - LOUD CRASH

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, it was always going to be a long shot,

0:24:47 > 0:24:49this bluff and double bluff stuff.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51What is it with you and that cleaning at 11.10 at night?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53It's weirding me out.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Well, Janine's got cash coming out her ears, ain't she?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59You say insomnia, I say it's a weird troubled mind.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Sinister, rubber glove, fetish-type deal.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Of all the places in the world,

0:25:04 > 0:25:06why's Janine going to come back here, eh?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Because she can't help herself.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Can you bring her in?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33RECORDING: 'Don't ask such stupid questions.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36'Of course I want her back on the Square. 'She's the mother of my child.'

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Told you. - You're forgiven.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46So, I haven't lost my job?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Listen carefully, Billy.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51You had lost your job, and now you haven't lost your job.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Thank you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Later.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17ALL SCREAM

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oh, get a grip, will you, Jean?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26COUGHING

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Oh, Shirl, I thought you said not to turn the light on...

0:26:29 > 0:26:30I can't get caught in here!

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Leave your keys.- I don't know where I've left the keys.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35And anyway, we can't leave it like this.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Then you stay and clean up and explain,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39but don't call us as witnesses!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41It's not that bad.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43There's not that much damage, is there?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51THEY SCREAM

0:26:51 > 0:26:53THEY LAUGH

0:26:53 > 0:26:56JEAN WAILS

0:26:57 > 0:27:00FIRE ALARM TRILLS

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