0:00:25 > 0:00:28IAN WHISTLES "The Entertainer"
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Come on you, we've got a business to run.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's been a while since I heard you whistling.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Onwards and upwards.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Yeah. You and me both.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48So you reckon you could sell yourself to me in less than three minutes, do you?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- I don't have to. You've already found Mr Perfect.- Oh?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And if you behave, I might let you ring my bell later.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Lucky me.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Come on, we've got a lot to do.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I'll be down in a minute, OK. - Come on, Peroxide, chop chop, let's go.- All right!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20What have you done with them? I left them on the side.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Put what on the side?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24The keys, obviously, where are they?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Just as well I'm here.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Are you sure there's nothing I can do?- There's nothing.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Sorry, Lucy. Everything's fine.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36It's just, I'm running a little bit behind, I've got to get going.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37OK. I'll come down when you're open.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40There's no point. It's no big deal.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Look, regardless of you selling the place,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46you still need it to be a success, even more so.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Look, you've got your problems, OK. You should just worry about those.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You helped sorted mine out. Now I'm going to help sort yours out.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54You've got Marie and Carol running the cafe.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59You haven't got to worry about it. You can just sit down there and have a nice quiet easy evening. OK?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You need to find Carl and tell him what you're doing.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I will.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Come on, Peter. I'll see you down there.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Dad...?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thanks for being there.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Two coffees, please, Marie.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- So, you coming speed dating tonight? - I've got a night off tonight,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29the last thing I want to do is spend it at the Vic.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33What's the alternative, staying at the flat all alone?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You never know, this could be the start of something new.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Yeah, why not?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Speed dating, sounds fun.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42That's my girl.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48He's all over the place today.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52He's worried about the opening - and Carl.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54He's being a bit weird, though.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Was he like this before, with the breakdown?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58No, it's nothing like that.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01But you said it yourself yesterday, he's got a lot on his plate.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Stop seeing things which aren't there.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04He's nothing like he was before.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08As soon as he's sold up and paid off Carl, he'll be fine.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Back to his usual self.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13If we can deal with him being his usual self.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18There you go.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I'm not sure it sets the right tone for a church fundraiser.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25It's all there, sweetheart. It's about love...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26The perfect message.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29When Jesus was telling the disciples to love one another, I don't
0:03:29 > 0:03:33think he meant for them to pass on to the next one after three minutes.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Dot, I think the bottom line is it's going to pay for the roof. Right?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yes. And I'm sure the big man upstairs won't mind
0:03:38 > 0:03:41making a few quid from people enjoying themselves. Eh?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, I suppose not.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Me and Kat used to do themed nights like this, you know, they were always top drawer.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50We're going to be charging on the door, we're running a raffle.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53And if the bar does well, then there will be a donation from us on top.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- OK?- There you go. Lovely.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Well, I suppose it would be ungenerous of me not to accept your kind generosity.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well, it is a bit of feel-good day today.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- I'll see you tonight, then.- Yeah, see you, Dorothy. Take care, darling.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- I thought you were going to stay at home, take it easy? - We could do with the extra help.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Yeah, I know but you don't need to be here, love.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I do. I said a lot of stuff yesterday.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Selling this place, all the stuff that goes with that.- Selling?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Yeah. Lucy reckons it'd be for the best.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh. Is that what you think?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Yeah.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And I'm going to help. OK? You're not in this alone.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- I know. - OK, so what can I do?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Um...some veg in the kitchen needs prepping.- OK. I'll do it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Are you really booked up?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59What, a load of blokes on tap, in the Vic?
0:04:59 > 0:05:03No, it's not like that, it's just people getting to know each other for a good cause.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Yeah, well, I don't mind if it's for a bad cause as long as they're all fit.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- You up for it? - Uh... Nah, I don't know.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Come on, it'll be a giggle.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13What's the deal, how much is it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14It's five pounds to get in.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I've got to get Lexi a birthday present.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- You're not really going to go, are you?- Why? What's the matter?
0:05:19 > 0:05:24What do you think I'm going to do, get drunk and start shooting my mouth off or something?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26We need her to keep her mouth shut,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28the last thing we need is you winding her up.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Don't you start worrying. She's hard work enough without you getting jittery.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Listen, I'll call for you. Yeah?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Then it's wall-to-wall blokes. My kind of night.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm here, boss!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Where's your uniform?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh... I wasn't given one.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Peter? We open in an hour and a half.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I cannot have any more staff not in uniform.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56All right? And show Abi the ropes.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- If she makes any mistakes, it is down to you. You got that? - All right, I'll sort it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01No, go and sort Abi out now.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You asked me to do this.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'll do that, come here...
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Careful!- Dad!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Can you not pass a knife properly?!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09You snatched it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You all right?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's not very deep. I'll put the dressing on it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm not a child. I can do that.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Where's all the fellas?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, yours are over there waiting for you.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You're only as old as the woman you feel, eh, boys?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Beats staying at home watching repeats on telly, don't it?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Kat, would you like a drink on the house?- What's the catch?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43No catch.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yeah, all right. I'll be over here.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Here. What you up to?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What's the matter, can't a girl be in a good mood?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Yeah?- Right, excuse me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Ah, there's my little sous-chef.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Come on, come with me, you're in the kitchen.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I'm not doing just the washing up.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09No, you're going to be washing your hands as well. Now get in there. Come on.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Somebody text Whitney for me, please,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- I need a full complement of staff for tonight.- I'm on it.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19You know, I think he's been watching too many shouting chefs on telly.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah. At least he's not swearing.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Not yet.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27He's been a bag of nerves, you know. With all this, reopening.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33It was such a big thing for him last time, all his important guests
0:07:33 > 0:07:36and then - bang - within a month, he's closed up.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'm not so sure that selling up is the best option.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49Look, I know that how he goes about things is all wrong, but this place...
0:07:51 > 0:07:55..it's never just been about Ian, it's been about you, you kids.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's been something for him to be able to focus on,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59to really look to the future...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Selling up,
0:08:04 > 0:08:08losing it all,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I think that could be the worst thing for him.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Oi!- I'll have the rent by the end of the week.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Make sure you do.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, this was in with some other stuff.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Where you going?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Same as you - off to find me the best man in Walford.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Not if I see him first.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Kim!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38KIM GIGGLES
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh! What you doing?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Having my tea.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47You're sitting here eating a sandwich
0:08:47 > 0:08:50when across the road there's a sea of women waiting for us?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51- Not going.- Whoa...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54We've done all this. You're coming with me!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- I'm going to sit here, eat my sandwich and then I'm going home. - What is in this, anyway?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Cheese and onion.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04You're about to sit and chat to beautiful women with onion breath?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05What beautiful women?!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08It'll be all the same women who are in there all the time.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Listen, the Vic is going to be jam-packed with women. Come on.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17HE GROANS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Shift it! - What is the point?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Cos I'm going to end up sat in the corner. On my own.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23You know it, I know it.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Not if you take my lead, follow the master.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Come on, Tam, this is our night - me and you,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35we are about to go fruit-picking in the garden of plenty.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Sorry.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42And guess who's going to get the fruit with the maggot in it?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52"Carpe De Oms." Do you know what that means?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54If you'd said it right, I might.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Seize the day!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Seize the day, Tam... Tamwar...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- CHANTS:- Tamwar! Tamwar! Tamwar!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- OK, OK.- Yeah! Tamwar!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Here she is, looking gorgeous.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Yeah, just some tat off the market. - Oi, you. Cheeky mare.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- Listen, you couldn't do an extra shift for me, could you? - Er, she's pulling something tonight
0:10:21 > 0:10:22and it ain't going to be a pint.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26He's not here, Kirsty.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Oh, don't worry, I'm just here to have fun, just checking out what's on offer.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Jean! You going to be looking for Mr Right this evening, are you?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- I don't think so. - Oh, come on, it could be fun.- Yes!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Talking to strangers?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Listen, tonight could be the night
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- the man of your dreams walks through the door.- Or nightmares.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Right, come on then, show the dog the rabbit.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Speak for yourself.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Here, if I pay double can I get first pick?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Cos I am seriously looking for some hot love.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Whoa. No.- I can't do this.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You can, and you will.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Look at it, it's all women. Huh?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Hey. All you got to do is sell yourself - three minutes.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15That's really going to happen, ain't it? I can't even sell myself in three months.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Ah, look who it is! # All the single ladies
0:11:17 > 0:11:18# All the single ladies
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- # Oh oh oh... # - ALFIE LAUGHS
0:11:20 > 0:11:22The Walford Posse, everybody. All right, girls?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- You hunting in packs now, are you? - Are there more blokes coming?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Trust me, there'll be loads of fellas. Don't worry about it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Look at them, they don't even care.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Just forget about it tonight, yeah? And have some fun.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I hate lying. I can't stand it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I know but sometimes it's for the best, Jean.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Secrets never lead to anything good.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Honesty is supposed to be the best policy.- Evening.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53So how does this work, then?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Right. Ladies stay seated, blokes move round each table
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- so you get three minutes to suss them out.- Only three minutes?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I only need three seconds to find out if he's fit or not.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Steady on, Shirl. Don't want to peak too early.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ain't we having a drink, then?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Ladies, ladies - if you want to get yourselves seated, ladies.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Right. Gentlemen, you move round each table
0:12:11 > 0:12:14so it doesn't matter where you start.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oi, Alfie, I've got Ronnie Corbett here.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- You got any other blokes coming? - What are you complaining about?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You've got the cream of the crop there, OK!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah, but my cream's gone sour.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Sorry.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Hey, you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Here y'are. Result! Go easy on him, he's mine next.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Right, three minutes. - BELL RINGS
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Right, that's it! Enjoy yourselves, everybody.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ladies, go easy on 'em. All right.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Hello, my name's Jean Slater, I suffer from bi-polar.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50It's not that I don't like dried fruit
0:12:50 > 0:12:53but there's just something about sultanas.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54If I had to describe it,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58it's, um, like little pins jabbing in the back of my eyes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02The weird thing is that I...
0:13:04 > 0:13:08..sometimes feel sorry for the women who'll never get to know me.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12So I've got four kids and they all like eating nuggets.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Raisins are OK but there's something about sultanas.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Personally, I'm not a big fan of mechanically separated meat,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22but I do enjoy the odd rissole.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26I think it's the fact that even when they're dry, they're squidgy.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28What's that about?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Don't even think about it!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Abi, service.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- You're late. - Am I? You owe me an apology.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43You're lucky I'm still here.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45OK, um... I apologise.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48What, is that it?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I apologise for the way I spoke to you and for the way I treated you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah. And the false accusations?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Yes.- And you promise not to treat me like that again?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Yes.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Wasn't so hard, was it, Ian?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12No, Abi! That table.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Peter...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You really want to take this away from him?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29OK, all change. Move along now. Mind the gap. Thank you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32We should fix the sheets so they end up together.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35He'd never get out alive, would he? Poor bloke.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Not exactly overflowing with decent blokes, is it?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Nah, either too old, too short or too much.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Mr Right must be out there somewhere, eh?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Right. I better take my seat. I don't want to miss out.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Well... This is fun.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Everyone settled?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57OK everybody, here we go. Round two.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- All good?- Yeah, I'm just glad I'm not out there.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Don't forget you're going to be ringing my bell later on.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Watch yourself with her, darling, she's a man-eater.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oi, get your own one, he's mine.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's all under control. Doesn't mean to say I can't have fun.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I love fun.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14No, the bell hasn't rung yet. Excuse me.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Some people like to cut them or tear them,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22personally I like to tie them in knots.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Do you like music?- No. - Eating out?- No.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Me...- No. - Yeah. Unbelievable.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35I'm up for most things, except pushy, overbearing, stalky guys.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Come to join in?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Nah, you're OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Kim, what're you doing? You can't just leave the table. - I can when there's a better option.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48We've got three minutes. Is that long enough for you?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yeah, all right. What we doing?
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Well, you stop pretending and we can go back to the B&B.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56KIM LAUGHS
0:15:56 > 0:15:59KIM GROWLS AND SQUEALS
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Honestly, if you really enjoy it please make sure you tell
0:16:02 > 0:16:06all your friends we've reopened. I'd be really grateful. Thank you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Dad.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Luce... - I know you don't want to sell up.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- I understand...- Table one.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Thank you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Seeing you like this - busy, and smiling,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- after everything you've been through...- I've got an order.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23This place, it's your dream and...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, I realise now how selfish I've been.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I'm not going to make you give it up. We'll find another way.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Table one.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Move on!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Never fear, the rescue party's here.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Or how about you jog on?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Could you look any more gorgeous tonight?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56What are you like?!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00My name's Carl. I like chicken curry and women whose names begin with K.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01How about you?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04You free?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Three minutes to sell myself.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Well. My name's Ollie...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15and I like gardening.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18I'm Jean... and I like gardening, too.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24I've got all my own teeth, and my own car and...
0:17:25 > 0:17:28..what you see is what you get really.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- And you?- Me?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah. I mean,
0:17:32 > 0:17:38- you're not going to tell me you're secretly married or anything? - No, no, I don't have any secrets.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh, no! I want my money back.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- TAMWAR:- Thanks, again. - Hold on a minute, it's for charity. Just grit your teeth, Shirl.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Yeah, well charity begins at home.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I'm not here to play you. What's the point?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- There's nothing you don't know about me.- Ain't that the truth.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Oh, suddenly it was all bad, was it?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You had your moments.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Brighton beach. New Year's Eve...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Huddled together, bells ringing, people shouting,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13fireworks going off.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15But all I could see and hear was you....
0:18:15 > 0:18:16didn't even feel the cold.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Come on. You got to admit, we had some cracking times.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Yeah. And some horrible ones as well.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Hey, sit back down.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Or what?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Kirsty?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46That is one salmon and one chicken.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47OK. Coming up.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55You were right, I made a mistake.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56What?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00This is him, you know - bossing people about, being busy, working hard.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03That's what he does. He works hard.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You know what he's always taught us -
0:19:05 > 0:19:07"you've got to earn it to deserve it".
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Selling this place isn't the answer - me giving him the money is.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Can you get hold of that sort of money?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22There's cash in the businesses. I mean, I could move money about.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26I promise, all I've ever done is try to do what's right.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27I know.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31But seeing what this place means to him.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And this Carl bloke - he could do anything, couldn't he?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I know he's messed up, but the thought of him getting hurt...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I shouldn't have turned my back on him.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48He's our dad, and we need to look out for him
0:19:48 > 0:19:49like he looks out for us.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52It's OK.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Look, please... - Kirsty, there's nothing to say.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Well, I think there is.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04All right, wait there.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Sadly, none of them were bowled over by my amazing looks.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20Hey. How about me and you pick up where we left off?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23What, with me thinking you're a right piece of work?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26No, with you forgetting whatever it is Kirsty's told you about me.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27All right, how about you telling me
0:20:27 > 0:20:29what you said to Kirsty to make her do a runner?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32How about we forget about her and focus on you?
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Oh, great. Brilliant.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44I'm being stalked by one of the Krankies and she gets Mr Fit Buns.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Well, it's either you've got it or you ain't.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Oh, you've definitely got it and it's going to take antibiotics to shift it.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Get us another drink, Alfie.- Think you might want to slow down now, eh?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Come on, Shirl, let's call it a night.- What is this? A pub or an AA meeting?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58What rattled her cage?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Kat... Do you fancy giving us a hand?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03What, behind the bar?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05You forgotten how to pull a pint?
0:21:05 > 0:21:06No.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- See you later then. - I'll see you later.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Right, then, who's next?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Yes, darling?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- I don't normally go to things like this.- Me neither.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- It's a bit...- Yeah...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I'm glad I came.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Otherwise I'd have been worried you'd still be in the shed.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oh, yeah. I'm sorry for being so rude.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, don't worry about it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40I go on a bit sometimes, get a bit a nervous.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Look, would you think it was forward of me
0:21:45 > 0:21:48if I suggested we don't do the second half?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- You're going?- No...
0:21:51 > 0:21:55What I mean is - if you would agree to let me see you again,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I don't think I need to sit with anyone else.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03- What do you reckon? - Yeah. Yes, that would be lovely.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Right, that's all I got. Can I have another drink?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- B, don't let her ruin the evening. - Sorry, Alfie.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Come on, Shirl, let's go.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Don't be such a... Oh, just shove it!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Shirley! Stop now. Take her home, B.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Thank you, Shirley. Nothing to see, everybody move on.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Right, darling, what can I get you?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- You all right with all this? - Yes, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? It's time to move on, isn't it?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31After you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Well, here's the lady we're all doing it for!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:42 > 0:22:45You're doing it for the church, Alfie, it ain't for me.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Look, I don't want you just turning up at my house.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Oh, it's your house again, is it? - Yes, it is.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- We're over, we're done, we don't have to keep doing this, do we - talking?- Why're you scared?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03You terrified that I might say something that makes you want me back?
0:23:03 > 0:23:09Look, I get it. I understand. Everything we had, what we've got...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10I've stuffed it up.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12You reckon, do you?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Look, I know I hurt you.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22But I also know that we're meant to be together.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24And it don't matter how much you shut me out, walk away...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26The bottom line is you know it, too.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Right. I've said all I needed to say.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34The only person now that can change it is you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53The fourth letter is D. Uh, that'll be number nine.
0:23:57 > 0:24:03Yeah, I'd like to arrange a cash transfer, please... What?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07No. You've got it wrong. Lucy Beale.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15All I've done is a couple of extra shifts,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18and they've slashed the money.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- What? Your benefits? - "Supporting working families"?!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Do me a favour, bunch of jumped-up little numpties.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28How am I going to pay the rent?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Look at me - hammered after a stupid speed dating night in the Vic.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Come on, Shirl, let's get you home.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Home? This time last year I had one of them.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I had a family. I had Phil.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46And I had Hev...
0:24:48 > 0:24:52What the hell happened, eh? How did it get to this?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Please tell me, Bianca. How did I get like this?
0:25:09 > 0:25:13There we go. One sea bass.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Yes, Chef.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16- And one rare steak.- Chef.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I need two triple chocs and one cheesecake.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Two triple choc, one cheesecake. Coming up. Yes, Chef.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25I know.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I know what you've done.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Right, open wide. Here you go, Dorothy. We've got that.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38There's loads more here, look. A few more notes in there.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Here you go.- Oh, I say.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43And there's more, hold on.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47From everybody in the Queen Vic for a top night.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52Oh, how wonderful. Will you thank everybody on my behalf?
0:25:52 > 0:25:56And the vicar's, of course, for their wonderful generosity.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Oh, thank you, Alfie. Thank you, Roxy.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You're welcome, sweetheart. Take care.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02You're welcome. Bye, Dot.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh, bless her. So, what are you going to do now?
0:26:04 > 0:26:08You going to sneak back in there and start chatting up all them blokes, are you?
0:26:08 > 0:26:13As tempting as it sounds, I think I'm going to stick with the old codger I already have.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oi, what's with the "old codger"?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- I think the word "experienced" is what you're looking for. - Oh, experienced?- Yes, yes.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24- Well, maybe you can show me how experienced you are tonight. - Is that right? OK.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Mmm. Maybe you've got something you want to tell me?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Yeah. Well, the lager barrel needs changing,
0:26:31 > 0:26:33and I think AJ needs another drink.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35..Yes, mate, same again?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44After everything I've done, you tricked me?!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The cafe, the chippy - making me sign it over.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50No, there's got to be some sort of mistake. Go on, Dad, tell her she's got it wrong.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Ian?
0:26:51 > 0:26:52What's happened?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55All I've done is try and keep us going - me and Bobby -
0:26:55 > 0:26:57but you - you walked out on us.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02and I was trying to help you, I was trying to sort out the money.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03OK. It's OK.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Ian, just tell her it's OK.- Dad?
0:27:07 > 0:27:11I just kept thinking, "Not now, don't put pressure on him." "Let him find his feet."
0:27:13 > 0:27:14And then this place,
0:27:14 > 0:27:16and you stealing from me but I kept thinking,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18"You have to look after him, you have to be there for him."
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Ian, tell her it's not true.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yeah, go on, Dad, tell me.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Tell us all how you haven't twisted and manipulated me.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33You stole the businesses from me.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37All right? They are now all back in my name.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41All I have done is take back what is actually mine.
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