0:00:30 > 0:00:33BIRDS CROW
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- What?- Nothing.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Do you want some juice? - Too nervous.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Morning.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Listen, I've got a hair appointment.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Good luck with your results, yeah? I'll be thinking of you.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08See you later.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Abs, don't look so nervous. You'll smash it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Next stop - university.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, of course you can't come round here.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Well, for obvious reasons, you doughnut!
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Anyway. Yeah, all right, babe, I'll text you later, yeah? Nice one.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Babe, eh? New bird on the firm, presumably?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48"Don't bother" would be my advice.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You ain't seen Janine by any chance, have you?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53No. That ferret Danny's still with her.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Listen, I've got to head out a bit later.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58That's really interesting, Jack. You know what I want to do?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- I just want to do is just squash him, as you'd squash a bug.- You know what?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Lay off the Danny thing! Yeah?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Have you seen this place, eh?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07We got damp, yeah?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Membership is down.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Now, if you want to be top dog round the Square, do me a favour,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14just get your own house in order, will you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know what, I didn't realise he was still in there.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It was Winston who locked him in there. It ain't our fault.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Yeah, but we should've let him out.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- You all right, Tamwar? - Tamwar?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- I feel bad now.- Yeah, I do.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Hello, Mrs Branning. - Not now, Carl.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Miss me?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Just get off me! Get off me!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- So you owe me.- Get off me!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Call it compensation.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Just give me two grand and I'm gone.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Help me!- Oi!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Are you all right?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What are you doing here? - What are YOU doing here?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- I'll come with you.- You've got your counselling session today.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- I'll cancel it, won't I? - I want to go on my own!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- You ready, Abs? Let's go.- What?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I want to drive you in. Taken the morning off.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Abs?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42All right, Kirsty?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Babe?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Adam's back.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- What did you say to her?- Nothing. "Nice to see you again."
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I swear. I didn't know you were here.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- I was just trying to find Kirsty... - Why?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- I'm a bit hard up.- What, and you went to her?!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I didn't know where you were!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15So are you back together, then? You and Kirsty?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18If that day happens, it won't be thanks to you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Is everything OK?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yeah...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah, sorry, it's...brothers.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I asked you to do two things when I was inside.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- One, look after Mum. Two, keep your eye on Kirsty.- I couldn't stop her...
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I get out, Mum's in a home, Kirsty's married to someone else.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37And you don't even have the bottle to tell me when I get out.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- I was going to meet you at the prison.- I've got to find out
0:04:39 > 0:04:42from a neighbour why there's a family living in Mum's home!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- She wasn't well! And once she was out, the council...- I want you gone.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Today.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49But I owe this fella.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Right? And he's serious.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53If you ain't got money, you must have something I can sell.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Please. I'm desperate.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Right, there's a club. On Turpin Road.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03R&R.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07You meet me in there. Ten-thirty.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Brother.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- When did you last see them? - Max, please don't.- What do you mean?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- He attacked you in the street! - If you go and do something, then
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- he's going to go and do something! - I'm not just going to let this go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Carl sorted it. Just don't go out there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Listen to me - you lock this doorand you don't answer to anyone but me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25No, Max! No.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30PHONE RINGS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Kirsty, I'm really sorry about what happened.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Look, I didn't know he was around.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49He'll be gone by the end of the day. I promise. Bye.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Joey. You opening up the club soon?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57No, mate, no.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- How's the au pairing going, Alice? We- should probably get off, actually,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- shouldn't we? We've got a few things to do.- No, not before a cup of tea.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Yeah, it's good. She as good as gold. - She's learning quick, then?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Do as you're told and no-one gets hurt.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- You make me sound like a monster! - Nah, you ain't a monster.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- I'll be round at ten-thirty. - All right, but I won't be open.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Can I have two teas, please? Thank you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Briggsy... I've got a pick up. Today.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51First time I looked at that, I saw a fat bloke on a motorbike.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Nah. Definitely a bearskin rug.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Dead eyes following you across the room.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I definitely think you're in the right place.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Yeah. Does that make me weird?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07No. Just...vibey.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yeah, definitely vibey.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What's she like?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18(She's a proper old witch.)
0:07:19 > 0:07:20And she's expecting you.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21HE TUTS
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Lauren?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38This your new office now or something?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Kind of.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42"Singles night". Is that yours?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Kind of, yeah.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Where's Dot?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49She had to pop out so I said I'd man the machines.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You know, last line of defence.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Are you not scared the market's going to go to ruin in your absence?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Tamwar, you can't keep coming in here.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- They're going to think you're hiding.- Don't... I just...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I need to get paperwork done, OK?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06MACHINES RATTLE LOUDLY
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- And I like the sound of the machines. It's soothing.- Huh?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I said I find the sound of the machines soothing!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Well, you shouldn't be embarrassed about what happened.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16I'm not embarrassed... I...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19MACHINES QUIET DOWN
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Look, people don't realise
0:08:20 > 0:08:22there's a lot of paperwork that needs to get done
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and if I don't get it done... head office...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Argh. So...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29You can't just let them all get away with it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33It wasn't all of them, OK? It was probably just Kat and Bianca
0:08:33 > 0:08:38having "fun" as usual. I really should just get back to this.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41But don't you want to have some fun yourself and show them
0:08:41 > 0:08:43not to mess with you?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Just teach them a little lesson. - What kind of lesson?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59All right, Joey? You ain't seen Carl, have you?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Yeah, he was in here about an hour ago. Why?- With his brother?- No.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You see either of them again, you tell them to watch their backs.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah, Max, he's going to be at the club at half ten.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18It's often good to start with your expectations.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What you want to get from our sessions?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Were you worried about coming?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Seeing a new therapist can be challenging.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Take your time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- You've definitely seen him dealing drugs in here?- Yeah.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- You told Phil?- You're joking, ain't you? He'll go mad.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah, well, that might not be such a bad idea.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You don't want to be starting a war with somebody like Carl.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- No. But Phil might.- Whatever you're thinking, Max, it's a bad idea.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Joey, I need to get rid of him.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'll meet you on Tuesday, yeah? At the property.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Lovely, cheers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Right, I'm heading out.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24We need a logo. That's what we need. Something flash.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27We need...and kit. Yeah, standardised kit.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- So all our fighters look the same. - Did you hear me?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Because we need to think about them
0:10:31 > 0:10:34when they're going about their daily business, you know?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36We need something sleek, something sophisticated.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38That's it - some black and burgundy or something...
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- I'll be back in a couple of hours, yeah?- ..cos it's all about exposure.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- What is?- If we're going to make any money from this place.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Michael, did you hear what I said to you earlier?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Think about it though, if there were Bashers
0:10:49 > 0:10:52all through east London, our profit margin's going to look healthy.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- What's brought this on? - Your directive.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57You know, I'm taking care of business.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00So we've got a meeting on Tuesday with a geezer in Canning Town.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- It's perfect.- Good. Good work. See you in a couple of hours.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Is Michael in?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I thought you'd be more keen than that, Jack!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Hello, darling!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15So we were thinking, as well as seeing Scarlett,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17maybe we could use your colour printer.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You're using my daughter as a bargaining chip?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20It's not an either/or.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22We're just appealing to your better nature.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Sorry, what... What are you doing?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I always find a little singalong helps get things moving.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37No way.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Are you serious?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45All right. OK. Stop. Stop.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What would you like to know?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Let's start with home.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56You've been back a week...
0:11:56 > 0:11:57How's it been?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Hard.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I thought I was going to come back to a fresh start.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08But everything's exactly the same.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11All the people are exactly the same.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14You mean your family?
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Dad. Ex-boyfriend. Sister.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Tell me about them.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22My sister's 17.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Getting her exam results back today.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Should have seen her this morning. She was white as a sheet.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31My dad's going on about university
0:12:31 > 0:12:34and how it's the first day of the rest of her life...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And here you are stuck with me.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Must be hard.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49It's no excuse, though.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52What for?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Wanting her to fail.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- CARL:- Kirsty, I'm really sorry about what happened.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I didn't know he was around.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18He'll be gone by the end of the day, I promise.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Max. It's me. Can you call me? I'm worried.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Thanks for opening up, Joey. Don't like doing my business outside.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I'll have a beer. There's fifty. You can keep the change.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Make that another one for my brother.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Make that none.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- What you doing here?- Well, it's his gaff. So what are you doing here?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You silly boy.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- What about you? You want to attack my wife?- Forget this.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Thought your problem was with me. - We've all got a problem with you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I wanted her to come home, crying her eyes out.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Trying to play it down cos of the shame.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Then what?- I could pick her up.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Tell Dad where to stick it if he said anything to her.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20You know? Just stick up for her.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Because if she passes...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Well, she's gone then, isn't she?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- She's just gone.- Your dad may have thought the same thing.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Had a little fantasy that maybe she wouldn't go to uni...
0:14:33 > 0:14:34wouldn't leave home...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No, Dad wanted to take her to school to pick up the results.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Just being Dad while he still can.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Like you...wanting to be a big sister.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Sorry, can you just stop making excuses for me, please?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm just trying to understand...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You want to understand?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51OK.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I wanted her to fail because I failed, didn't I?
0:14:58 > 0:14:59One week back...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04One week and I've already hit the vodka.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08One week.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16And then from the website you just copy and paste it in.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Wow. That looks so official!
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- I was thinking £100?- No, those things are worth loads. 500.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Five? This is morally bankrupt.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Why are you sitting in my chair?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You done yet?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Yeah, we're just going to print it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38BABY GURGLES
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Are we going to discuss this like gentlemen?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44You ain't dealing in my club.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45I don't know what you're talking about.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So that stash they found the other night,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49that had nothing to do with you, eh?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oh, I get it. This place is dark and warm
0:15:51 > 0:15:54and it's the sort of gaff that people like you come to do business.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Well, it ain't happening. Not in my club.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Aren't you embarrassed you had to bring him?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Carl, you set your brother onto my wife.- That idiot has got nothing
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- to do with me.- Have you seen the state of Kirsty?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Are we done here or what?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Not till we've searched you. - I can't let that happen, Phil.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Why not? I thought you said you had nothing to hide?- I ain't.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14But you lay a finger on me, I'm going to drop you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Looks like we've got a problem, don't it?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Come on, mate, you've got a choice now.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You either let us search you right now or you walk out
0:16:20 > 0:16:21and you don't come back.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24I mean, that suits everyone, don't it?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Yeah. As long as he leaves Walford, I'm happy.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I don't care about that. As long as he don't come back in here.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30What, after the way he's carried on!?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34You boys should have thought about this. Decided on your jurisdiction.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Well, you turn out your pockets or you walk.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38But if you walk and you try and come back in here...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40you'll find out all about my jurisdiction.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Then I choose to walk.- Yeah, well, there you go, you see?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- He has got drugs on him.- All so simple to you, ain't it, Max?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54You'd let us search you if you didn't have anything on you, wouldn't you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57If the tables were turned, would you let me search you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11So, is that it, Phil, yeah? Is that the end of it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12He's out of my club, ain't he?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I just found out my ex slept with my best friend
0:17:26 > 0:17:29so I was pretending that I was OK.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I think I just wanted to block it out.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34It's OK.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Just take me through what happened.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39How did you get the drink?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I swiped it
0:17:42 > 0:17:44and then I took it outside the club.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48How did it feel in that moment?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Any thoughts going through your head?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52No.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56That's why I did it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57To not think.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01So you brought the glass to your lips.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Felt familiar.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07And you took the sip.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And all of a sudden, I saw Abi's face.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17She's just staring at me, she looks gutted.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19She looks really sad.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23And then?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26And then I spat it out.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27You spat it out?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32All those weeks and I've done so well and then I come back here...
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Lauren, that's the greatest achievement of your recovery.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39You had alcohol in your mouth and you spat it out?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I feel like giving you a round of applause.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You overcame the urge to drink at its strongest point...
0:18:50 > 0:18:51You think?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Could you have done that a month ago? A week?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59I suppose not.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04It's Abi.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06She obviously means the world to you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10It should have been Joey, though.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I'm meant to be in love with him. - But it wasn't Joey.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15It was Abi.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19You know, when I saw her this morning I did...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I really wanted to just give her a massive hug.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Maybe you could do that when you see her tonight?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27The hug.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Time's up, I'm afraid.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Cool.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50So does that banjo thing work all the time, then?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I don't even know how to play it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12What, you go in twice a day? You must be a mess.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Actually, I waited.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- For me?- I don't want you thinking I'm weird, cos I'm not. I just...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I felt bad for saying she was an old witch.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I mean, it's hard enough going in there without people making jokes.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Oh.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29So I just wanted to say sorry.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31In case I'd made your life harder.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Yeah, well, you could have warned me about the banjo.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Yeah, the banjo.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I still think it's weird that you waited, though.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Don't tell me you got into a fight. Cos if you did I'm gone...
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Nah. Me and Phil caught them trying to deal in the club.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- What, Carl and Adam?- Yeah. And Carl wouldn't let us search him.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- More or less a confession of guilt. - What, so they were both together?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Course they were together! I told you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Today - they set it all up, didn't they?- Carl wouldn't hurt me.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- His brother just tried to mug you! - Yeah, well, Carl ain't his brother!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Right, well, there she is...- What? - I could never match up the woman
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I married to the one in all the stories.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20The one who used to get beaten up and go back for more.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- You haven't got a clue what you're talking about.- You get attacked
0:21:23 > 0:21:26in the street and there you are, you just try and explain it all away.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Well, go on. Why don't you go back for another kicking?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Yeah, police please.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Yeah, I'd like to report a drug dealer.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06So what we going to do to that geezer that runs the club?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07He wants a kicking.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12You need to do one.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Someone walks all over you like that and you do nothing?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Phil Mitchell's going to pay. Not today.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Today is about seeing the back of you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- So much for family.- Family?
0:22:23 > 0:22:28You ain't family. You or Dad. Both too weak.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30That's why you put Mum in a home. Couldn't handle her.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- If he heard you talking like that... - He'd do what? Run away?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I thought you were going to run, too.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Don't come back, Adam.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Me and you are done as brothers.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51If you feel so bad about Mum, you could get her out.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I'll sort myself out.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Cheers, love. See ya.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Still going to the singles night?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08No, it's just going to be a load of blokes who we don't fancy.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Same as every other singles night on the planet, innit?
0:23:11 > 0:23:16- Relax. It's all about confidence. - Yeah, OK, I don't have any.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Come on, Tamwar! This is the bit in the movie
0:23:18 > 0:23:21where the little guy gets to stand up to the big evil forces of doom.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24OK, you're making me sound like Luke Skywalker. And I'm not, you know?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- I don't have the powers of telekinesis, for a start. - I'm not sure that's essential.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I know he stood up to the Emperor, that was pretty good.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32And he stood up to his dad, essentially.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Yeah, that's a big one, isn't it? Standing up to your own family.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36- Yeah, I guess.- He did all that,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I can't even stand up to two gobby market traders?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'm not Luke Skywalker.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm C-3PO, OK?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I'm C-3PO.- Come on.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I've been asked to serve you this notice.- What's it say?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59500 quid? We can't pay that!
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- For a toilet? Tamwar...- Oi!- We can't pay this! It's ridiculous.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I'm sorry, it's out of my hands. I mean, someone made a complaint.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah, I wonder who that was?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10It was a trader, actually. Cos I mean, you ruined their loo.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13We didn't do it and we can't pay it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Then I think you're probably going to get a ban.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18If you do that, how am I going to feed the kids?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20You talk to the council. They'll listen to you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Come on, Tamwar. We are sorry, all right?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I dunno...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, what do you want us to do?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Uh...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33You could do litter duty for one week. The entire street.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- It's like being at school. - I know.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39All right, then. Yes, yeah, we'll do it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42The street'll be spotless, all right? You happy now?
0:24:42 > 0:24:47OK, everyone, just a little market announcement.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50These two ladies here will be doing litter duty!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53For one week. The entire street.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:24:57And what are you going to tell the council?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03HE LAUGHS
0:25:03 > 0:25:06This counts as litter.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Thanks, Patrick.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12"Joe King?"
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Joking. Yeah, he's had us.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Mission accomplished. That was brilliant. Thank you!- Well done.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Sorry.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I should go. Cos you've got your singles night.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Oh, yeah, I'm not actually... - See you later.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41..going to that. So, bye, then.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Kirsty, this is so stupid. Just pick up the phone, will you, please?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Look, I'm sorry, all right?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- You all right, Abs?- Hiya.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02How did you get on?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Yeah. Erm...
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, what happened then?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- If you ain't done that well... - Three As and a B.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- No, seriously? You got three As?! - Three As.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Ah, come here. Well done. You're a genius!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I love you so much. Come here.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Well done.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Blimey. She got three As.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Kirsty. I'm sorry about what happened.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44But I promise you Adam is gone...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Were you in on it? Did you set it up?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50No, course not.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Kirsty, you know I'd never hurt you. Come on, look in my eyes.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54You know I wouldn't.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Well, Max reckons you're dealing again.
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Max. Max - he always thinks I'm the bad guy.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05But I'm not.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Eh, do you remember 1994?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Wet Wet Wet had been number one for five weeks.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yeah, and you had got two tickets to Ibiza cos you said they were
0:27:15 > 0:27:20going to stay at number one for weeks and we had to leave now or die.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23That night on the beach under the stars.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yeah, and we swore we would stay there
0:27:26 > 0:27:29until someone else was number one.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Yeah, we'd still be there if it weren't for Whigfield.- Yeah.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36We've been through a lot together, over the years.
0:27:36 > 0:27:42And I swear on all of that I ain't dealing. Believe me.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Is it Carl White, sir?
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Yeah.- We've had a report you've been dealing drugs in the area.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05We're going to have to search you. Arms.
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