0:00:26 > 0:00:28Now...maybe?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31The more you go on about it, the less I want to do it.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34When I'm ready, all right?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Oi, what you doing?!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Chop chop! Let's get your muscles in gear, see what you're made of!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Where's AJ?- Oi, AJ! Come here, man.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50HE HUMS
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Oi! Health and safety! - Call yourself a goalkeeper?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- No, no, I'm a striker! - You'll play where I tell you to play.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Since when?- Since I became your answer to Arsene Wenger.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Problem?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Get your overalls off, let's go.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11My kit's in my house and I've got to finish off here.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Liven up, let's go. Come on!- Hold on.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15AJ, what, am I just going to finish this on my own then?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18He wriggles past one, wriggles past another, takes it into the box...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20That is a goalkeeper if ever I saw one...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh! On the head, son!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Where were you?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29What is it about football that turns grown men into morons?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Maybe you should try it, it might cheer you up.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Alice will appreciate that.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oi, where's the ball?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'm trying to get Tam to go training.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40He'd make a good goalpost.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Just get in there and warm up, will you?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Haven't see a ball come up here, have you?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Uh, no, no, sorry.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Danny. Blimey, what happened here?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I dunno.- Janine's going to love that.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Do you need a hand or anything?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10No, no, Joey said he'd take care of it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15All right, Billy?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Come on, babe!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Right, so it's a 24-hour emergency service
0:02:24 > 0:02:27apart from the one hour when I've got an emergency,
0:02:27 > 0:02:28is that what you're saying, yeah?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Nah, mate, you can forget it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Hey.- All right.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Has anything been taken?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Nah, don't think so. I just can't believe...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- What kind of person even does something like that?- I don't know.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I'm running out of people to phone here now.- Well, keep trying.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm going to be in the office, I don't want to be disturbed.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49PHONE BEEPS
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Well?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Well, what?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, come on. I thought you had something important to tell me.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Did I?- Oh, Carl!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Guess what? I've ordered us both a steak - medium rare.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- You must think I'm a complete fool. - Whoa, whoa...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I agreed to one glass of wine because you were upset
0:03:27 > 0:03:28and you needed to talk.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Yeah, I am upset. I am upset. - Yeah.- I'm upset about us.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36There might've been a little bit of deception involved
0:03:36 > 0:03:38because you never give me a chance.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I've given you hundreds of chances.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43What am I supposed to do?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Just watch you walk by and ignore you?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Come on, have an olive. - I don't like olives.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Olives are deeply misunderstood.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Acquired taste.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Bitter at first but once you start...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57they get very addictive.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Don't smile, cos I don't want to think
0:03:59 > 0:04:02you're not as mad at me as you say you are.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Look, I've ordered the dinner, it's only going to go to waste.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Please?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Thanks.- I'd better call Abi and let her know.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Nah, don't do that. Don't chase after her like you're her mum or something.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- She won't appreciate it.- Yeah.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26So what do you do at these counselling sessions then?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I moan and she pretends to listen.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I moan some more and then I go home.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Have you seen my keys?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Do...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Do you talk about Dad at all?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I have done, yeah.- What do you say?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39PHONE RINGS
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Hold on.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Hello.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Um...
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Hang on.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50It's Joey, he wants to know if we know any emergency joiners?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54There's always Dexter's old man.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, erm...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm just on my way to counselling.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06About an hour? Hour and a half? Why?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, all right, see you later.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He wants to come round.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19So, go on then, what do you say about Dad?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, just that he's...
0:05:22 > 0:05:26He is a wonderful man in every conceivable way.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28So what are we going to do about this solicitor's bill then?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- I'm going to sort it, Abi. - Well, how?- See you later.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Are you all right?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I will be. Just...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Look.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49How would it be if I told him?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You're still...doing it!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Don't raise your voice at me, yeah? It's a bit aggressive.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Hang on a minute.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Hold on, what's going on in here? Is everything all right?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Yeah, it's fine.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Look, Sam, it's Joey. Someone's kicked in the door at the club
0:06:02 > 0:06:04and he needs someone to go and fix it, like, now.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09All right, I'm passing him over, yeah, Joe?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Who is it again?- Joey.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Hi, Joey, Sam here, what's the problem?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Can you lay the table, please?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I can't, I've got football training, Mum.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sorry, I completely forgot.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's all right, I'll slap it in the microwave when I come back, yeah.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30OK, I'll be right there, yeah.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Who turns their phone off anyway?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Problems?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, Michael - Kirsty.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's my one night off this week and she knows that.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I don't really know what it's got to do with you though.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Still no luck? - No, I could kill her.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52That's not very t'ai chi, is it?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- T'ai chi?- Yeah, yeah, she's getting into a touch of the old Yin and Yang,
0:06:56 > 0:06:57ain't that right, Rox?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I tell you what, Alfie, I could take Kirsty's Yin
0:06:59 > 0:07:00and I could Yang it right up her...
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Whoa, calm down, let me go and see if Tracey's free.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06T'ai chi, no less.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Huh?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Never had you down as the martial arts type, Roxy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12No? Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- PHONE RINGS - Clearly.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Your phone's ringing.- I know. - You going to answer it?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Excuse me.- You're excused.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I thought we said half five.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Kirsty's let me down. Alfie's trying to sort something out.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Look, I will be with you as soon as I can, OK?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I've left the fire escape doors open
0:07:36 > 0:07:39so you can sneak in the back without being seen.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Yeah, OK, I'll see you soon.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Furtive, to say the least. - KAT:- All right?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Just came to tell you that I spoke to Jean.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Or rather she spoke to me and I just listened.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55So, is she all right?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You should be asking if Ollie's all right!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59She was saying that she cooked him "sausage surprise"
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- for his dinner last night. - Lovely.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Alfie, did you manage to get hold of Tracey?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yes, darling, I just spoke to her but apparently it's her son's birthday.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What's the matter?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13It's just Rox wants to go and do this t'ai chi malarkey,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15only Kirsty's let us down.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17What, tonight?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I don't mind doing a shift...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Nah, it's all right, I'm Superman, I can cope. I'll be fine.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- All right, going to get us a drink then?- Go on then.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Thank you for that, I'll see you later - don't know what time.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- That's all right, see you later. - See you later.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43So, same time next week?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yeah, I'll see you then.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46I'll be with you in two minutes.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- You all right? - I thought you'd packed it in.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Just cos you ain't been here the last couple of times.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah, it's a long story.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59You all right?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02What's happened?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Are you going to be in a rush after you've finished here?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Why?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I was going to grab a bite to eat in that cafe round the corner.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I could hang around if you were going to join me.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Why eat in a cafe when you could go home and eat?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19That's the long story.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Right, OK...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, the only problem is I've sort of said
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I'll meet someone else later. - So meet me instead.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37If you can't make it, send me a text.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38My number's on there.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Lauren?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, it's just that there's something going off at the club.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, it's to do with this Carl geezer,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- he's a right nasty character... - Billy, you joining us?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got to go, I'll call you later.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Message from Joey - he's not going to be here until next week.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Fine. Yes, Jay?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08How come, all of a sudden, we've got a coach?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Right, well, some of you may or may not know,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've arranged a football match for the end of the month.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16It's to play against a gym in Canning Town.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17It's all in aid of a good cause.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20It's to help Mrs Branning raise money for the church roof.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Now, we've already got sponsorship from Lola's boss at Beauty.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26But we're looking for some more.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27So...
0:10:27 > 0:10:30that being said, how do you want to be?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Useless like Spurs?- What?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Or top four like Arsenal?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Exactly, that's what I thought.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39So that's why you need a coach. Does that answer your question, Jay?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Thank you very much. - Right, I'll start again.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Five things we're going to concentrate on.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Speed, strength, stamina...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49and teamwork.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51That's only four things.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- There's always one smart aleck, ain't there, eh?- I'm just...saying.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57The fifth thing is self-discipline.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00That means cutting out the booze, cutting out the fags,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02cutting out the junk food.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And none of this staying out all night, all right?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08And the main thing is punctuality.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11None of this "sorry I didn't get on the end of that cross, boss,
0:11:11 > 0:11:12"but I was brushing my hair."
0:11:12 > 0:11:15If AJ never left me to lock up on my own, I'd have been here.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh, "If AJ, if AJ." He knew it started at half past five.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Yeah, and what if Phil turned up, bruv?- Health and safety!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Oi, oi, shush, shush, shush, one voice, listen to our coach.- Creep.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- What'd she call me?- I think she called you a creep, Billy.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Liam fancies Cindy, don't he?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32All right, children!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Quiet down! AJ. - How come there's girls here?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Excuse me, cos he made me come! You got a problem with girls, yeah?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41OK, enough, come on, let's get this started, shall we?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Drop down and give me ten. Fats?- Ten what?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Ten press-ups, Fats!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Come on, get down now.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Lola? Come on. Ten press-ups. Let's have it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54No, no, no, Pops said nothing about any of this up and down stuff.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Lola, do it! Come on, ten press-ups.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Fats, I said press-ups, it's not Swan Lake.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Keep your back straight. - My back is straight, boss!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Billy, keep your head down. Nose to the floor!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09This is pathetic. Right, OK...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Come on, look, all right, I've seen enough.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Forget it. Come on, get up, on your feet.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Right, Cindy, Jay, Liam, Dex and Peter
0:12:19 > 0:12:22go on, go and give me four laps round the park and come back in here.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Go on, look lively.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- See you later.- Bye!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Right, as for you four...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33you're about to learn what hard work really is.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Laters.- Come on, where you going?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I thought you might be getting thirsty.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50What?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54If I get thirsty, I'll get myself a drink, all right?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Why are you doing this to yourself?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59It's like you're trying to make yourself ill.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00What time will you be finished?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- The longer you stay here, the longer I'll be.- Fine!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10What's the matter with them?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Don't worry about it, come on, let's go.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What on earth is so funny?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29You keep looking at that door and laughing.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Nah, I'm just...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33happy to be with you.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41So what makes you think it's Carl?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43He's sitting outside Ian's restaurant now, smirking.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Didn't you see him?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Nope, I came in the back door like you told me to.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Have you spoke to Phil? You told him?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Forget about the door, it's being fixed.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53And I'll worry about Carl in the morning.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- You ready?- Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58One, two, three. Cheers.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Oh.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- I can't believe we're doing this!- I know.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10OK.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Guess where I am tonight. You're going to love it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Where are you tonight?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I am at...t'ai chi.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- That's not t'ai chi, that's karate. - It is t'ai chi!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22That is karate.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Don't hit me!- You're going to have to get a better alibi than that.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- That was quite hard! - No, it wasn't.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30So...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32when do I fall in love with you?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I'm sorry?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I've been doing my homework.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Reading up on all this and it's transference, right?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I see you as a mother figure.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Or the mother I never had...
0:14:48 > 0:14:49and then I fall in love with you?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Transference can indeed play a part
0:14:53 > 0:14:56in the client/counsellor relationship.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57But it certainly isn't mandatory.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02All right, well, let's just say I do fall in love with you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Do you get to fall in love with me as well?- Of course not.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Or do you just pretend?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Who are we talking about now?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Me, or your mother?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Ah, I see what you did there.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Classy.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24It's a serious question.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27We've talked before about the lack of trust you have in your parents...
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Lauren?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Do you know why I drink?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Go on.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So that I don't have to deal with stuff like this.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Do you want a drink now?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Yes.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I appreciate it's hard...
0:15:57 > 0:15:59..having to delve into all these...
0:15:59 > 0:16:00painful feelings.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11You know, when I was little...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12I had a friend called Mandy
0:16:12 > 0:16:14and I used to go round her house all the time.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18And her mum and dad were just...
0:16:18 > 0:16:19great.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21So normal.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25And I used to say to myself,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27"Why am I so unlucky?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31"Why can't I have a mum and dad that are normal?"
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Do you still feel that way?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36What do you think?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41When we've been let down as children...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45..the temptation is always
0:16:45 > 0:16:47to look for someone who'll fill that gap.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Someone who'll give us the thing that we didn't have.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Someone we CAN trust.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58That's where the notion of transference comes from.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I'd be perfectly happy to explore that if you want.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Lauren?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Go on, I'm listening.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- KAT:- Oi, Tamwar, over here!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Me and my housemate, we're just bonding.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27So you don't want a drink then?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I'd love one. Vodka and tonic, please.- Alice?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32No, I'm all right, thank you.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35We was wondering why you're not in the football team.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Because I hate football, possibly? - That's a shame.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41We was looking forward to seeing you in a pair of shorts.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I said nothing of the sort. - Yes, you did.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44I'll get the drinks.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47All right, mate, what can I get you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Vodka and tonic and a lemonade.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53All right?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Yeah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Not going football training then?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00No... I wish people would stop going on about it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- I don't like football, I never have, I never will.- Don't you?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07I'm going to go check it out actually.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Sounds quite interesting, you should consider it.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12They've already got a couple of girls on the team...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18See you later.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- What?- I didn't say anything.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Right, OK, that's enough for today.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Mate, there has to be easier ways of killing yourself.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I'm 54 years old.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41If I can do this, anyone can.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Fats, I think you should stick to table football, yeah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I am never, ever doing that again, I tell you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50What's wrong?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51My mum and dad.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54They've only been back together a couple of months
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- and now they're just... - They've split up?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02And the point of THIS, Daniel, is...?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04OK, before you hit the showers,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06there's something I want to show you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08This...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10will be our new kit.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Now, I want you to wear it wherever you go.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15That's down the pub, if you're out and about, wherever.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It arrives in a couple of weeks.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18That, Michael, is called advertising.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yeah? With this bunch of...?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Anything interesting?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, hiya.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Can I get you something?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, I'll have a cup of tea.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Not that I want one,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- but what else are we supposed to drink?- Yeah.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Excuse me, can I get another cup of tea over here
0:19:48 > 0:19:49when you're ready, please?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54So is this part of the long story?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What happened to your wedding ring?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I paid 200 quid for this.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09How much do you reckon it's worth now?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Graceful!- Graceful. - Yes, you've got to be graceful.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'm not graceful, you're the one that took the ballet.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21- And go with the flow! - Go with the flow?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24If I go with the flow, I'm going to fall on the floor.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Just concentrate, concentrate on your breathing.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Breathing is the only thing I know how to do on my own.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Why are you making life difficult for me?- And now go back into...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- the Swimming Dragon. - Do you know what, forget this.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39I'm not a dragon and I can't swim, can I? So..
0:20:40 > 0:20:43That's enough, anyway, certainly enough to be fooling Alfie.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47What? What have I said?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, nothing, I just...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I promised myself at the beginning, you know,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54that I would never cheat on him.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55And yet here I am.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- It's hardly the same, is it? - He won't see it like that, Ron.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Look, Rox, if this is causing you too much trouble...- No, no.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05What am I supposed to do, you know?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I know I made him a promise.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10But, what, am I supposed to avoid you? You're living so close.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11What about if you just tell him?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Rox?- If I told him, it'd just give him all the excuse he needs.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19That's why this has got to stay secret.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22What do you mean, "Give him all the excuse he needs"?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Kat. Kat, she's always sniffing around, she's there right now.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28She was there when I left.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Do I need to say more? - Oh, Rox...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You got any mints? My breath's going to stink.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40There are two types of bender for me, right?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43There's the fun one - the one where you go out, you have a laugh,
0:21:43 > 0:21:45you make an idiot of yourself and you fall over.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49And then there's the not-fun one.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53The guilt-induced, self-loathing one that comes after.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Where you end up wishing you'd never been born.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Which one did you have?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Both, of course.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You can't have one without the other.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I don't even know why I'm laughing.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11So, where are you staying now then?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13At a B & B off the Whitechapel Road.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Just me and the cockroaches.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18We watch TV together.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Only they're for ever stealing the remote.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23You know, just because she chucked you out,
0:22:23 > 0:22:24it don't make you special, you know?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26When did I say that?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30There's not a single married couple that I know that ain't split up.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Except for maybe my Grandma Dot, but she got married
0:22:33 > 0:22:36when she was like, 100 anyway, so that doesn't really count.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38So you're not a big believer in marriage then?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I never said that.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42If I'm not married at least three or four times
0:22:42 > 0:22:43by the time I'm 30,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm going to feel like I'm really letting myself down.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Can I come to the weddings?
0:22:48 > 0:22:49You can be bridesmaid.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You're funny, you.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Right, anyway...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I should get going.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Well, thanks for making me laugh.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- It's appreciated. - It's all right.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I'll be sending you an invoice.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Maybe we could do this again sometime?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yeah.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Yeah, why not? - You've got my number, right?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I'll leave it up to you then.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Needs a brand-new frame, really,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32but that should keep you going till then.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34How much do I owe you?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Just 50 quid.
0:23:38 > 0:23:3920, 40...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- There you go. 50.- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47All right, Ronnie?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Look, I don't know what you're up to,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51but whatever it is, I don't like it.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Thanks for the scoff.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Sadly, you're already turning my stomach.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Hey, where you going?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Give that to your boss, he'll sort it.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Kirsty, where you going?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oi!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You all right?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Hey, how was training?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Didn't touch a ball the whole time.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13It was just press-ups and stuff.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Well, I'll play with you, what do you say?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Are you serious?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19You're looking at the Lionel Messi of Albert Square.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Sure you don't mean Lionel Ritchie?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24You OK?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Look, is everything all right between you and my mum?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Yeah...
0:24:28 > 0:24:31course.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Don't be silly.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34We're solid, we love each other.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38All right, come on, then!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Here she is! All right? How did you get on with t'ai chi then?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Good, I learnt loads of new moves.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49OK, come on. Give us a move, let me see this.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- No.- Yes, come on, what did you learn?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Swimming Dragon.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56How does that go then? Swimming Dragon.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Eh, Swimming Dragon, what else?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Playing the Lute. - Go on, what's Playing the Lute?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Well, before you start learning a new instrument,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09some glasses outside need collecting, all right, sweetheart.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16What were you guys laughing about earlier?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I think I've had enough. Can we go?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Where?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Mine?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27What for?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I don't know.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What do girlfriends do with their boyfriends on an evening?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Kirsty, I never said that, I never said...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oi, don't walk away from someone who's just bought you a slap-up meal.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Do you ever listen to yourself?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oi! Where were you tonight?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Oh, no! What day is it? - We're having a conversation.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- I left you about six messages on your phone.- What?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I never switched this off.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Oh, very convenient, Kirsty.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Did you do this?- I don't know what you're talking about.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Roxy, wait!
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Cheers, mate.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Sam, it's your turn in goal now, yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Sam?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Sam, you all right? Sam?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Sam? Sam?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Sa...? Mum! Mum!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42So what's happened to her then?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I don't know, she should've been back ages ago.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I'd better get off anyway, you know.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Club opens in a half-hour.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Well, er, finish what you were saying first.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- What? What was I saying? - About your dad.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, yeah, no, you just learn to cut them off, you know.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Stop thinking about him all the time.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01I wish I could do that.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Come here, come here. Don't cry.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Dexter's dad's just collapsed on the street.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I don't think there's much to see, Ava was just walking him inside.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Well, I'll give him a ring and make sure he's OK.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- What's wrong with her? - What do you think?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, yeah, I know...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28but I mean, what set her off?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30We were just talking, you know.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32How was counselling? All right?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Yeah, same old, same old. - Yeah? What took you so long?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Sorry, I just got...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I just got talking to one of the other people there.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Look, Lauren, are we all right?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Yeah.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Why wouldn't we be?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Abs, Abs, Abs, it's really not a good time right now, you know?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Yes, he's fine, he's fine.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'll ring you back, yeah?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Dexter, I think you need to call an ambulance.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05I don't want no ambulance!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07I told you about over-exerting yourself.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09And now look what's happened.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12The last thing I need is three hours in A & E.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Yeah, but they at least need to check you out.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17What are they going to tell me that I don't already know?
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Is this to do with the diabetes then?- Tell him, Sam.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26The diabetes has damaged his kidneys.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29So he's going to need a transplant.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Urgently.
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