0:00:32 > 0:00:35Morning, my love. Morning.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I should find out today.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41So if you get lucky and you ARE a match, then...?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Then, we ALL get lucky.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49What?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52"What?" he says. Alice staggered in gone midnight
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and then spent the rest of the night throwing up in the bog. Oh.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Is that all you can say?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Is she all right?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02A gent would go round and see how she is.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I've just started work.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06You're a little love, ain't you?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Are you serious? Mm-hm.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You could've said your dad was that ill.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yeah, well, I was looking after YOU, weren't I?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16This is a bit different, Dex.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Look, relax, I've got it covered.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I've been tested, and it might just be I can help.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I don't play around. Someone needs me, I'm on it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28And your mum agreed?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I haven't actually told her yet, so keep that one zipped, yeah?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35You can't not say anything.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I will! Just closer to the time.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, yeah, because that's going to go really well(!)
0:01:39 > 0:01:42"Hi, Mum, you see this big hole in my body?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44"Well, guess what?" Yeah, top plan, Dexter.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Look, she'll just be happy enough Sam's not ill any more.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So you would actually go through with this operation?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I ain't gone this far not to.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53He's lucky to have you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Only if I'm a match.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Even if you're not.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Dexter Hartman. The man to go to for a kidney.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07No, you can surprise me if you want. ..No, really, Jack.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I want to see you cook dinner, I really do.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yes, you can wear an apron if you like.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SHE GIGGLES
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Listen, I've got to go. I'll see you later.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20SHARON CLEARS HER THROAT Yeah, OK, me too. Bye.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24This is not what I do.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Well, someone's got to do it.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30We've got cleaners for this sort of thing. Yeah, who are off sick today.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33YOU do it. I'm presuming you're free after your little phone call.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36No, I'm busy. Yeah? Planning dinner?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Actually, I've got loads of receipts that I need to sort out for the accountant.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah, well, I can do it.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I was doing it before you came back, and I can do it now.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45What is your problem? I know what I'm doing.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46I used to run this place.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48And being part-owner, I'm telling you I'LL do it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Really? Do you want to go down that route?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I have got 41%, thanks to Phil.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56That's twice as much as you've got,
0:02:56 > 0:02:58which puts me at the top of the tree.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I've to go to the school to talk about Denny. He's a star pupil -
0:03:01 > 0:03:03and that's because I'm there for him.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06My value to him, and this club, is immeasurable.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09So don't ever try to undermine me again, please.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It was just a phone call, Sharon.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Hi, er, I'm Kirsty - Jack's sister-in-law.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, hello. Hi. I'm just wondering if you've got any work?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31A few hours here and there?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Oh, no, sorry, we're covered.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Yeah, but I'll do anything. Literally.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37We've already got someone who does that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Fair enough. But if anything does come up...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah. No, definitely, definitely. I'll let you know.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44See ya. See ya.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47So this is how it's going to be, is it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51You weren't around. Jack was fair game.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Alice?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Hello?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You under there?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Earth calling Alice.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10SHE GROANS I think we've established signs of life!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Not helping.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Hello, Alice, how are you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Have a guess.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21OK. I'm not a doctor, but I think you've probably seen better days.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah. Thanks.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27But worry not, sock puppets to the rescue!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Seriously, Tam, please. Another time.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32OK.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Here, girlie, take these.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Thank you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42What are you doing?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I was just trying to take her mind off it, so...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What, with a pair of socks?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Yeah. Yeah. You should take them off, really, shouldn't you?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Go on. Yeah. Yeah.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57There you go.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Dex, you got a second?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Yeah, come on.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Your mum. She's...scared.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Yeah, well, you're lucky you've got me as your back-up, then.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Dex, she's scared that she won't be a match.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Then she's scared that she WILL be.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38She's also scared that I won't get what I need,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41but above all she's scared that you might try and help me.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44That's four kinds of scared right there.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Did you tell her that I got tested? You can let that go, Dex.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm not taking your kidney from you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yeah, well, you know what? That's not your call.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I'll take my chances - something will come up.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I've got around a year. A lot can happen in that time.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Why can't you just admit you could be looking at your best chance?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Even if I am, I won't accept.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07What? If you're a match, I'll turn you down.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Are you crazy?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oi. Sam, come...
0:06:20 > 0:06:24What? Were you going to tell me? Look, can you just leave it?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28It's all sorted now, and besides, I'm on top of it, all right?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Do you want to die? I'm not going to die! You ain't going to have much of a life with one kidney!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34How do YOU know? Are you a kidney expert now?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I've read books. You've read nothing.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's not as though you owe the bloke.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Jay, why are you even being like that? Why?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I'm trying to save someone's life and all you can do is stand there being negative.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Can you just be happy for me?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54HE WHISTLES
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You all right? Finished already?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Yeah, certainly have. You ain't going to recognise that kitchen.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Nice one. Listen, you know, working here,
0:07:01 > 0:07:05it's not doing your head in or anything, is it? No, it's fine.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, OK. Right. I get it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You're scared I'm going to drink all your booze.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11No, no, darling, no. I didn't say that.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Cos I'm here to work, Alfie.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And you're doing a great job. I just wanted to make sure you're all right.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, I am fine. I promise.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Good. See you later, sweetheart. See ya.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You know, I'm not really that happy about her,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28not after what her dad did to Phil.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Whoa, it's got nothing to do with her. She's trying to get by. PHONE BEEPS
0:07:34 > 0:07:37It's Phil. Got no food.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's a good sign. Means he's getting better, don't it, eh,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42getting hungry? And he can use his fingers to text now, can't he?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yeah, he's got it all going on, ain't he?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'll see you soon.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going over there NOW?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I need to get some shopping for him first.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Right...
0:07:54 > 0:07:55What?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58No, nothing. Alfie...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Is SHE going to be there?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03No! The text's from him, not HER.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'm sorry, don't know what I'm thinking. I'm being stupid.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12Alfie... Look, I won't be long, I promise, all right? Don't worry.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just being stupid, that's all.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Someone's got to feed Phil, that's all.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19You be careful you don't poison him. Oi!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Give him my love, won't you? I will. All right. See you soon.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Maybe you should've washed them first, man.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Wouldn't have made a difference.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36First time I tried the sock trick, my wife left me.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Mate, Alice is not Afia, OK?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yeah, but Alice isn't Alice right now either.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46She turned up last night looking like a cross between Barbarella
0:08:46 > 0:08:48and Dr Frank-N-Furter.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Who and who?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'll send you a link.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55OK, good times. Well, I don't know what you're worried about, bro.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58OK, the way I see it is this girl is embracing her sexual side,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02and what you need to do is embrace her while she is embracing herself.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Well, yeah, but I can't really go over,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08now I've made her feel worse, can I?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Did Sir Bradley Wiggins give up on that bike-cycle thing?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Did he, huh? What? No. No, he didn't.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16He took it all the way.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18He didn't care whether he crashed or he fell.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20This is not remotely relevant.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'm saying, get back on your bike, bro, all right?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Spin round there and let her know.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Tell her, "I'm your man, you're my woman and I'm here to embrace you."
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I don't know how to ride a bike.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Tam, women need to know that they are loved, OK?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's a small thing, but it goes a long way.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Like a bike.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48OK.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Well, is it true?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Flipping heck, some secret I've got. Everyone knows it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yeah, well, I just bumped into Jay.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Now you're going to tell me I'm stupid. Go on. No.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Whatever, Lola. Dex, I'm your mate, all right?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04If you need advice, I'll give it to you,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07but if you've made your mind up, then I'll just have to respect it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09So why did you come looking for me?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Cos if you're like me, you're going to need someone's hand to hold.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14If it happens, I'll sail through it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You won't even notice I'm a kidney down.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17All right. I tell you what.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You tell me where and when, and I'll be at that hospital for you.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Look, Dex, this is a big op - you know that, right?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Ahh. So why didn't Auntie Peggy stop by the Vic?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Flying visit, apparently.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Here you go.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ronnie wrote it all out for you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39What, she's not here?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41She had to go to the accountant.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44But I thought the text was a secret message to meet her.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46She used my phone, in case of Alfie.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Right, OK.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Ain't you going to ask me how I am?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Sorry, yes. How are you? Hungry.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Yeah, OK, thanks, but just let me know if anything comes up, yeah?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Come on, Kirst.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06How much do you need? I told you, I'm sorted.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah. Don't need my help, do you?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Look, what's wrong with lending you a few quid?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13The interest payments.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16That will have your husband trembling with desire, that will.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19There won't be any interest payments - you're my friend.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oi! If she don't want that dress, I'LL have it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26My fella'll go crazy for me in this.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So will yours too, once he spots me in it.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I'll take it. That's 20 quid please, darling.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Here you go. Thanks.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I haven't sold one of them all month.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40You want to sell more? I'll help you. I'm good, thanks.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Yeah, well, Bianca's away. Yeah, but she'll be back soon enough.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Yeah, but you're on your tod. It must be tiring. What is this, a job interview?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Give me one day on the stall. If it goes well, we'll talk money.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Kirsty, you've already got a job. But I really need another one.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Look, I dunno. Come on, it's not just for me, it's Max's kids as well.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Listen, I'll even fetch your coffees for you.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05What, you think I drink coffee all day?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Well, you do now.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Please, Kat, I really need it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Yeah, all right. Better change your shoes, though, cos your trotters take a right old battering.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21So, you being looked after? Yeah. Ronnie's taking care of that.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Seems like Ronnie's taking care of everything.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Wanted me to clean the toilets earlier. HE LAUGHS
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Here, it ain't funny. The power's gone to her head.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32She's just trying to stay on top of things.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35You'd better tell her not to push her luck. If you want my advice,
0:12:35 > 0:12:39don't go to war with her. And you're going to stop me? How, exactly?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43If you don't like the way things are, you can always sell your share of the club.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Walk away with a few quid and start being a proper mum to that kid of yours.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I'm a great mum, thank you. Well, when do you get to see Denny, eh?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52He's at school all day, and you're running a nightclub in the evening.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm only thinking what's best for you.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57It doesn't matter how tired I get, I still find time for him.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And we both know what you do when you're up against it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm off the pills, Phil - you know that.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Don't put yourself in a place where that could change.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I tell you what, stop spouting nonsense, and tell Ronnie
0:13:07 > 0:13:09if she wants a war, she's got one.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'll tell Ronnie that she's in charge.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13And that that ain't going to change.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19They're all wrinkly already. Look at 'em, Abs.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I told them I needed to wear gloves.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Told who?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Er, Alfie and Roxy. I've started cleaning for them now.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29You're around all that alcohol? Yes, and grease and filth,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32which makes you want to get out of there as soon as you can.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35But it's a pub, Lauren. Yeah, it's a smelly one, Abi.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37DOORBELL I'll get it. Yeah, you will.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Hey, you all right, Abs? What's this?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's dinner for a week.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46It's all microwave, but it ain't harmed ME,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49so I'm sure you'll be all right. You don't need to do that.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50No, I know, Lauren, but I want to.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Well, I won't say no.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Yeah, well, thank you.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57DOORBELL You two are popular!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Lauren... Mmm? I really want to do my bit.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04To help. Yeah, well, thanks again. Anything you need, just let me know.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yeah, I will do.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Listen, I'm not working tonight, if you fancy doing something, actually,
0:14:10 > 0:14:11if you want a bit of company.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I was going to tell you, but I didn't know if Dexter wanted me to or not.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Come in here.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Jay, he'll be all right.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31What do YOU know? You're not a doctor. Anything could happen.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33He just wants to help his dad.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Listen, go on the internet and find me some horror kidney stories.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37And we'll show him what can go wrong.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, I am not going to do that.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Just one report.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Look, why are you so against this?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Because. That is not an answer.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Because...that's what friends do. They step in and help each other.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52He's made his decision.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54He owes Phil money. How's he going to pay him back if he's in hospital?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Phil will just have to wait. Oh, yeah, like that's going to happen.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01He might not even be a match, all right? The chances are slim.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02All I'm saying is, right,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Dex ain't thinking clearly at the moment, so we need to do it for him.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15PHONE RINGTONE
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Hello? ..Yes, yes, Ava Hartman.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Uh-huh.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Oh.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Mm-hm.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Thank you. Bye.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58What's this, rude girl? Oh, that? It's a present from Lexi's great... Great...?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Phil's mum, Peggy. That's nice.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Guess what, I've been doing some reading and... You've been doing reading?!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Oi, shut up! Listen to this, there's a chance I could get some compensation off this, you know.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12What, in case the op goes wrong?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15No. In case, like, I have to take time off work, innit?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18How much time off work? Look, who cares?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Look, if I had a cape on right now, they'd call me Superdex.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm paying debts, I'm saving lives, I'm on this Mother Teresa stuff.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29So I thought we could go for lunch. My treat.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Please don't mention food.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38OK, well, I'll eat, and then you can...just sit and...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Watch?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45No. We'll sit and talk.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47You know, we'll chew the breeze.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Fat. You shoot the breeze.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yeah, I know. I just...I like mixing it up.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57So I'll be in the caff.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Right, let's go. Go?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Yeah. We're doing stuff.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I want to do stuff. Come and do stuff WITH us.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Really? Bring your socks. Yeah...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12What about tomorrow? What ABOUT tomorrow?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16I'm talking to Alice. And I'm saving you from a potentially humiliating conversation.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yeah. See you later.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Now, a very interesting thing just happened there.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Because you could have said something but you chose not to.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50So that proves that Michael is right, doesn't it?
0:17:50 > 0:17:54I don't know. Does it? Yeah, it does.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Alice, there's a whole world out there,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58and they want to come between us.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01But I won't let them come between us.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03(It's just you and me.)
0:18:08 > 0:18:09KNOCK AT DOOR
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm so sorry. It's OK.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I really thought I'd be a match.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19It was a slim chance.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21It wasn't meant to be, that's all.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I don't know where we go from here.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Sorry. Have I come at the wrong time?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Yeah, you are a bit early.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Right, well, I'm here now.
0:18:36 > 0:18:42Er, I'll...go and do some shopping, make us a big dinner.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Celebration?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52See ya. ..Come in.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Right.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Well, I presume we can talk in a civil manner. Yes, of course.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Unfortunately for Denny, the other school can't fit him in,
0:19:02 > 0:19:05but he's on the waiting list. Right. I'll just go and get his report.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh. You don't have it?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10You are the one that's early, OK?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I thought you wanted to see me, I thought that's why you texted me.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20No, I was just looking out for Phil. Though, obviously I want to see you.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You caught me on the hop, Ron. I went racing over there.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What are you saying? That I can't even text you?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28No, no, no, no. Well, what, then?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I just really thought I was going to see you at Phil's.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? No, it's not a good thing.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I was too excited to see you.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I can't do this any more. Me neither.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45You know, I walked past R&R three times before I could slide in undetected.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's like I'm in a spy movie all of a sudden.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Ron, I miss you so much.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I miss you too.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58The Square is the one place I shouldn't be.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I only came back here for you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03What do we do?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I don't know. But I've done my time, haven't I?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I've BEEN punished.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Right. He plays with his phone a lot.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16It shouldn't even be in school.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20And some of the work in his workbook looks like it's been copied from someone else's.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23No, that's rubbish. People would have copied Denny's work.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, Denny's work was late in. What is this? A witch hunt?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30No. I'm also worried... Yeah, I'M worried now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32You can't go throwing accusations around.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I'm worried that Dennis is not a positive influence
0:20:35 > 0:20:37on the rest of the class.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I'm sorry?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Look, I'm sorry. I'm not having a very good day.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Can we do this at another point? There's no need.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Because this - this is rubbish.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51You get a child with a bit of spirit, a bit of character, and what do you do?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You crush him. I don't think... You have no idea how to bring out the best in my Denny,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and now you're blaming HIM for that.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Now, he only plays with his phone because I text him
0:20:59 > 0:21:01to make sure he's having a good day.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03His homework is in on time because I do it with him
0:21:03 > 0:21:05and I make sure it's done.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Oh, and as for not having a positive influence,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12look in the mirror.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Go on, your wife will love you for ever.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Here, I'll try it on. I'll show you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Here, what do you think about that? There you go.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Snug fit, innit? It's cut on the bias.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I don't want to take it off now. Interested?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'll take her - I mean, it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:4025 quid, please. Cheers, darling.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Here you go. Hurry back, yeah?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46I will. See you later. See ya.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Blokes, eh? I know. They're all the same.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52A smile and a flash of cleavage, and their brains turn to slush.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I love em', I do, but they fall for it every time!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Yeah, because we want them to. Then they end up just annoying me.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Have you ever added up how many have disappointed you or let you down?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I can't. I have.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Really? Yeah, but I had a calculator.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I think Michael's hypnotised her. He's, like, brainwashed her.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16It's like a sect, but with two people.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You want my advice?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Does it involve bikes?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Just keep pedalling, man. What is it with you and bikes?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24OK, then, strip it all back.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Take it to where it's all at - the heart, man.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31That's where you're going to find her. The heart?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You've just got to point the way.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Fats, I literally don't know what you're talking about.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Come on, man.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42HE LAUGHS
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Mum?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I tried.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Mum...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Mum...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I dunno what we do now.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57So, what? What's the odds? What did they say?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Look, Mum, listen... No. I didn't say anything yet.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You don't have to. You're not putting yourself forward.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09You're not the only one who wants to help. I am not having you anywhere near this.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11How do you know I ain't done it already? What?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Look, Mum, I can't just sit here and do nothing.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Dexter, what have you done?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I had a test as well. No. No. No, no, please don't do this to me.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Look, Mum, relax, I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm ready, Mum.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23I am.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Please, please let me pop it. No.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Please, brother, go on, let me pop it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's the path to her heart, OK? It's symbolic.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34But it's really not, brother.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Alice, uh...
0:23:36 > 0:23:42The balloon stall amazingly had a sale on today, and...
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I know I'm rubbish at all this, and I'm just...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Come on.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Alice.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You can just tell them to ignore the results,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04tell them we don't even want to hear it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I ain't doing that, Mum. You absolutely will.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Mum, I'm an adult, yeah?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10You think you can just make all these decisions for me,
0:24:10 > 0:24:11you have no power over me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I'm your mum. I love you, OK?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And I care about you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Yeah, and I'm making us a family - the family that we should've been. Please, Dexter, don't do this.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Look, can't you see it?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Can't you see what we could all have?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29I mean, you must have, if you put yourself forward for the testing. You want a positive result, Mum.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31And I can give that to you. I can give it to you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33D'you know what I want?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I want YOU, OK?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I am not prepared to lose two people. Mum, I'm not going to die.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Yeah, I know, because this ends right here and now.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45You think I'm just going to sit back and let you risk everything?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49But I was about to. I was about to sit back and watch YOU go, Mum.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53You think I weren't scared? Frightened to lose you?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I didn't even do this test for Sam, Mum, I did it for you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57To save YOU.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02See, now that just makes me love you more.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Baby, you are too precious to lose.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09So what about Sam?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15We'll just have to tell him that the test came back negative.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Mum! I know. I'm sorry. I know what it sounds like, but...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Just do this one thing for me, OK?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I could've been a hero.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31You ARE a hero. You're MY hero.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41Yeah, I, uh... I got carried away, Mum.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I thought it'd be so easy. But you're right.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46What's the chances anyway?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Thank you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57HORROR FILM PLAYS ON TV
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Fats said it was a classic. What do YOU think?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06What, about the film?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09About anything, really.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I might go upstairs.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Yeah? Hm.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Have a bath, read a book,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22get an early night.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34There's...there's not a lot of jokes, is there?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37SQUELCH, SCREAMING
0:26:39 > 0:26:43You know that stuff you were saying earlier? I get it now.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Someone listens to me for the first time. My man.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I'm going to phone the hospital, and I'm going to tell 'em that is long.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yeah, do it, mate. Sam'll be happy.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Guess he will be - in a strange enough way.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57PHONE RINGS
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Hello?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I was just about to ring you lot, you know.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Wait. Say that again?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08What's the matter?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Sorry?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Dex?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm a match, Jay.
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