0:00:25 > 0:00:27You can borrow my lucky shirt if you want.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I want to have fun with her, I don't want to blind her.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33All right. Which one would you choose? Definitely that one.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35This one? OK.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Very funny. Don't blame me when your big date goes belly up.
0:00:38 > 0:00:44Well, it's not a big date, it's just we've got the place to ourselves for once. Ooh, way to go, bro!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46A4?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48A4 what? A4 paper.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh. Just there.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55The vicar says if I do my report on A4, then he can photocopy it,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and spread his sheets.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58What report thing?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00It's the parish council committee.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05They require a report on my financial progress as to my fund raising.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08And a bottle of sweet sherry, please.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Pen.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Black pen.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Just there. Is this alcohol free? It is, yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Ta.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Do you want a drink?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26No, I'm fine.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27OK.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Cos there's juice.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Or fizzy water?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm good. Good.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I don't know why you're being so cagey, it's not like it's your first date, you're a free man now.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45OK, can you just back off and let me do my own thing?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Tam, back me up here. Possibly.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He should be more honest with himself. Probably.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Can we just stop the open debate, please? Preferably.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just saying you're going to a lot of effort
0:01:54 > 0:01:59just for a "quiet night in". Are you sure that's all it is?
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Remember, bro - seize the day, no regrets.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06MASOOD SIGHS
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Dot, hold on a second. You left your shopping behind.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Oh, mind like a sieve.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Look, I can't do anything now but if you like I can come over tomorrow and help with that report.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Oh, it's fine. It's nothing. I've told you before, if you need help, you have to ask for it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Tell those church people it's too much.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Oh, no, it's not. It's just a question of adding up what's come in and what's gone out.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I mean, even I can manage something like that. Thank you, Carol.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39We could go back to mine and finish what we started? I'm not sure I'm free...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41This is guaranteed to impress. If you're a cat on heat.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Whoa, that is nasty, man! Who died?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46It was just an idea. It doesn't matter. I should go.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Hey, so you two, you're with me and Pops tonight, right?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I can't, I've got to babysit Kamil.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53No, Tam, you're fine. AJ, you're on duty.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Whoa...?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You're the only one not coupled up. We, we are all off out...
0:02:58 > 0:03:02See, I like your work, Mr Mas. See, bruv, all sorted, man.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04OK, so I'll see you later, then. If you want to.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm being stitched up here. No-one said anything about baby-sitting.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Like you said. Seize the day.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Bye. Bye.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oh! Wow.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48You look... That's... I got these for you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Thank you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Something smells good. Yeah, it's lamb.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Lovely. Slow-cooked.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Best way.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00So the kids all upstairs, are they?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02No, they're all out. And Whit's under orders.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Right! So, we are finally alone.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Finally!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Look at us.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Mm, look at us!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20We, um, could skip dinner.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21We could...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And go for the little naughty surprise I've got planned upstairs...
0:04:24 > 0:04:28What naughty surprise is that, then? If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30ALARM BEEPS
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Ooh, got to put the potatoes in.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yeah...good.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Potatoes...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40HE SIGHS
0:04:57 > 0:05:01It's like he tightens up every time I touch him.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04But I thought you two were all sorted?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yeah, so did I!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09After the way he kissed me the other night,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I thought we were going to, like... you know.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's like he's not even bothered.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I dunno. Maybe he just needs a little bit more time.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's obvious he really likes you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Exactly - "likes" me like a friend, likes me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25What, he said that?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31He doesn't need to, the way he is with me says it all.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37That's fine. We can just be friends. Really, it's fine.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's better than nothing, isn't it?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Hi, Dot. Hello. Come in, darling.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Ian said Denise was OK to have him but all of a sudden she's busy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well, I'm busy too.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Joey's called in sick. I've got two hen parties in there. I'm behind already.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I need to go over there and sort out some cover. I'll only be a couple of hours.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I didn't know who else to ask, Dot, so do you mind? Please? No, of course not.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You're a diamond. I'd be stuffed without you.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Now, he's had nothing to eat but he's fine with something simple, baked beans on toast.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, and no butter. Olive oil spread if you've got it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18And here's his juice.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21No sugary drinks or he'll be bouncing off the ceilings all night.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22No butter, no sugary drinks.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Now you be a good boy for Dot. Mummy'll see you later.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Dot, shall I take a spare key, in case I get held up and I'm late?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I can let myself in, save ringing the door bell.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, thanks again, you're a star. See you later.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Let's hang your coat up, shall we?
0:06:38 > 0:06:4020 quid. Bruvver, it's never going to happen.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43We can't disappoint the ladies, can we?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Tam... You know this is a bad idea. Me and kids, please.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm pretty sure Alice wouldn't mind... No, no, no. No way.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51This is our night. OK?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55OK, well, look, I'm issuing a disclaimer - I am not responsible for anything that happens tonight.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58You've just got to feed him and put him to bed.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Feed him? No-one said anything about feeding.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03And make sure you take him to the toilet before you put him to bed.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07What? And wash your hands afterwards, bruv, after you've wiped him clean and that.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08FATS LAUGHS
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Come on, bruv.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17TOY BEEPS
0:07:19 > 0:07:21TOY BEEPS
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Garlic olives? You're taking a bit of a risk, aren't you?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30If we're both eating them, then nope. Is that right?
0:07:31 > 0:07:37Mm! And now for the Minute Mart's finest alcohol-free.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40You don't have to not drink because of me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I know. I'm sure I can do without alcohol for one night.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Enough.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Mm.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Ooh! Cheeky little number.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57The wine or me? Let's find out. Come here.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02You're right about the garlic.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I didn't want to watch a PG! It's the only film that we could watch.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06What are you doing back?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I'm so sorry, I did tell 'em we had to stay out but he kicked off and then he started sulking
0:08:10 > 0:08:13because we couldn't afford popcorn. You promised me.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14It's disgusting!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I wasn't going to sit around and watch a poxy 3-D kid film, was I?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You've just got the hump cos Cindy wouldn't go with ya. We had a deal!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sorry, blame sulky face.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh, hilarious(!)
0:08:23 > 0:08:24You're pathetic, do you know that?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27CHILDREN ARGUE IN NEXT ROOM
0:08:33 > 0:08:37There she is, my gorgeous girl. Come here. Come here.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Hello.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40THEY KISS NOISILY
0:08:40 > 0:08:44So drinks, yeah? Vodka coke, please. Good times.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hi. Hi.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50So you didn't get stuck looking after Kamil, then?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Er, no...
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Right, we do not leave here until we get them fully sorted.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Sorted?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Sorted.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ohhhh, sorted!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03HE GIGGLES
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Here y'are.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I hate cheese on toast.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11That's special Welsh cheese, it's what my Auntie Gwen used to give me
0:09:11 > 0:09:13when I was a little girl in Wales.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Looks yuk. There's little children starving in Africa. So?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21So little boys should be grateful for what they're given.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I hate cheese.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Look, I'm sorry, Dennis,
0:09:24 > 0:09:28but I want to see that plate clean before you get down from the table.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Yeah sulking, that's real big of you, Liam, ain't it? Oh, do one.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Are you really this immature? Me?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43That is enough! Can you just all sit and watch a DVD or something?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Give me the bleeper. I shotgunned it. Morgan.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Sorry. Doesn't matter.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51This was supposed to be our night. I'm fine.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You can go if you want. Why would I want to do that?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, I don't know, maybe the mood has gone.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm not going anywhere.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Nan, Tiff's watching Honey Boo Boo again!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Let me just go and get them sorted. And then it'll be just us, I promise.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25So what're we doing again?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28So the person who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Cherry Zesta? Yes, baby. Zesta Fiesta!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37So, it's a drinking game, but I don't drink...so...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yeah, but it's not all about the drinking, you know,
0:10:40 > 0:10:45it depends what cards fall, like a jack and an ace means something different...
0:10:45 > 0:10:46It's all like, forfeits and stuff...
0:10:46 > 0:10:52Yeah, right, so whatever card lands face up, then that means different stuff.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Like what?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56It means...different things. But tell you what, let's play.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59It'll be a laugh. OK. Who goes first?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Well, A for Alice...
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Oh, yeah? I'll go then. OK.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11They're not moving.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Blow harder, darling.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yeah, but not too hard, all right, you only want to move a couple.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You've got to get under the...
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Oh... Oh...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Whoa.... Come on!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28King! King!
0:11:28 > 0:11:32That means you've got to kiss the person to the left... Right!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Right! To the right! Of course it does. It's just a kiss. No biggie.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37What evs. Just a little kiss.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Oooh... So, come on, Pops, baby, your go. Get to blowing.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49FATS CACKLES
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm good at maths. Good.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57One five is five. Two fives are ten.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Three fives are 15, four fives are 20, five fives are 25...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Yes, you're very good but I need a bit of quiet.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Six fives are 30, seven fives are 35, eight fives are 40,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09nine fives are 45, ten fives are 50... I can do it really fast, too.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Look, you are a very clever boy but the vicar is waiting on my calculations.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Mum says I should practise them.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Mum said you weren't allowed to smoke around me.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35One six is six, two sixes are 12. Three sixes are 18...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Fish fingers? Yeah. Well, you're lucky you're getting anything.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What you having? Lamb. You're having lamb?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Listen, go in and watch TV, I'll bring it in, just stay there.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50What kind of lamb is it? Oi. Get your beak out of it. Don't you dare make a fuss.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'm really sorry. Oh, don't be.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56We always get frozen food. Why can't we have lamb? Because we can't afford it.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, but you can afford it for him?
0:12:58 > 0:13:04Excuse me...? All right. All right. OK... Maybe we could eat together.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07No, we can't! If it makes things easier. Yeah, but it's our night!
0:13:07 > 0:13:13If - if we all eat together, then you all disappear,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16you go to your rooms, you text your friends, you update your thingys
0:13:16 > 0:13:19and watch iPlayer - then me and your nan, we get some free time.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23There's not enough food for all of us. I can help, we can make it enough.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Do we have a deal?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Ah! And you do the washing up
0:13:32 > 0:13:34and you make sure everyone knows the score.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I hold you responsible. Right?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Deal.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Now, let's have a look at this lamb, shall we?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, I've been through the fridge, we've got leftover daal...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00There's some sort of kebab thingy, it's Fatboy's.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06More beer, but oi, that's mine, that's a done deal. What am I doing?!
0:14:06 > 0:14:14So, we've got some sort of juice, squash-type thing. How do you take it? Glass? Bottle? Pint? What?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19You've got to give me something. This has got to be a two-way thing here.
0:14:19 > 0:14:25Yeah. Right, OK. What would Masood do? Funny voice?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Hmm? Hmm? Does Kammy want his din-din now?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30No, that's Frank Spencer. OK.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37You know what? We can do this.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42It's just a boy's night in.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's just - yeah, I'd like to order a takeaway, please.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47That's it, girl!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48This is foul.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Well, you shouldn't blow so hard, baby!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55All right! It's all about the lips, OK? It's about control.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59So, Tam, you ready to blow, bro?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02All about control. Control.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06It's Mr Tam, stepping up to blow...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You going to be quiet and let me do this?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12He's going on like the big bad wolf, as he huffs and he puffs.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15And he huffs and he puffs. He huffs and he puffs...
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin. There isn't any hair on my...
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Come on. Just blow. Really? I didn't know that.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Come on, stop being such a wuss. Get on with it!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Come on, Tam, come on...
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh... Oh..!
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Come on, Tam - whole pack!
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Epic fail.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38That is a big, big forfeit, right?
0:15:38 > 0:15:43That is full-on, full-on hug and snog. Oh!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47How are we supposed to know what the rules are when you just keep changing them?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49You trying to say we're making this up or something?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh, I don't know, Fats.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52It's fine, we don't have to.
0:15:52 > 0:15:58No, no, no. No, no, no! OK, the rules are the rules.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03So let's just get it done, shall we?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04OK?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06OK, we've got 20 seconds and...go.
0:16:07 > 0:16:0919, 18, 17, 16...
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Come on man, stop with the time wasting... Red card! Come on!
0:16:12 > 0:16:17..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ten,
0:16:17 > 0:16:21nine, eight, seven, six... Tam the man!
0:16:21 > 0:16:27Easy, baby! Five, four, three, two, one...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Time! Time...?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Or not. Baby, they're having a real good time. Oh, baby!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Right. OK, clear, clear, that is the deal.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Can I have seconds?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oh, darling, we haven't got any more. His first curry.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Can we have some thank yous for Mas, please?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Thank you. Thanks for sharing your lamb with us.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Well, I'm glad you liked it.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Lamb is my favourite meat. Is it? Yeah, because it's cute and yummy.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03OK, right, we want washing up, drying up and everything put away.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Thanks again, Mas.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08The living room is out of bounds for the rest of the evening.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Tell you what, I've got a better idea.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Me and Liam'll go and watch a late night film. Not a PG, though.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Well, make sure you put Tiff and Morgan to bed first, OK? Then do whatever you like.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21And I don't want to hear another peep out of any of you. OK?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Pudding.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Shotgun drying.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27PHONE RINGS
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Hello?
0:17:35 > 0:17:42No-one there? No. Probably one of those computer things.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Mm. Could tonight have gone any worse?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Oh, don't worry about it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51They're kids. They cause chaos, be more worrying if they didn't.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57Hey, you know, maybe we could pick up where we were before they got back. And where was that exactly?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I don't know... Maybe it was here?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Mmm. Yeah, might have been. It could've been here?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Yeah, could've been... Or here?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yeah. That was it. Thanks.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17For what?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18For being you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You stink of smoke.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31And you should learn to be polite.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34You're really old.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Why don't you go and watch some television?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38How old are you?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I'm as old as my hair and a bit older than my teeth. That's stupid.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Little boys shouldn't be so rude. I'm not a little boy.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Why don't you behave better? Why don't you behave like Jesus?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't believe in Jesus... Or God. Oh, that's enough of that.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Don't touch that.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00What do you think you're doing?! Look what you've done!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04You naughty, naughty boy! What do you think the vicar's going to say?!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Ready? One, two, three.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Ahhh!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You going to have yours?
0:19:20 > 0:19:27It's nothing personal, it's not just you, it's all you...little people.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35My ex-wife... Your Auntie Aliyah. She wanted one like you.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37She really wanted kids.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Then I got scared... I can't even take care of myself,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45let alone be responsible for someone else.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Being a dad...
0:19:52 > 0:19:53I'd love it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I really would. I'd mess it up.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00HE SIGHS
0:20:00 > 0:20:04You know, that's what scares me about being a dad. Getting it wrong.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10This is top secret, between me and you... Yeah? You swear?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Give me your little finger.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Hmm?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17OK. You can call me Chacha...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Chacha.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22If you let me explain, Sharon...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I asked you to look after him, not abuse him.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Look, he deliberately poured my sherry over my papers.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You've been drinking? Oh, only the one.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Did you pour that sherry on purpose, Denny? No.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I'm afraid he ain't telling the truth, Sharon.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36So now my son's a liar? He's been playing me up all evening!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Don't ever shout at him again. You keep away from him.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Come on, baby.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Right brother, big night.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Don't wait up for me, OK?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Babe, more than friends. 100%.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Come on my little Poppidi-poppidi-pops, come on, girl.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Squeeze me, squeeze me!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Look, I should actually go as well, cos um,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I've got to go and rescue AJ.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You don't have to.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23We could get our own pack of cards, and carry on the game back at mine.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's, um, been a fun night, but...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32What's your problem?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Alice...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37No, seriously.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's fine to kiss me during the game
0:21:40 > 0:21:41and then...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47We're just going round and round in circles.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50If you don't fancy me, can you just have the courage to tell me?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Your surprise is ready.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh, really? You think I'm going to be lured up there?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Not bothered.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Oh really...? Come here.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13SHE GIGGLES
0:22:13 > 0:22:15KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Unless someone's lost a limb or the house is on fire,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I do not want to know. What are you doing out of bed?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I can't sleep. Well, just go back up and get snuggled in, it's past your bedtime.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You know I'll come and check on you in a bit.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30I want Mas to read to me. Mas is a bit busy, darling.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Please. Oh... Five minutes.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Erm... Leave one of those for me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Alice... Please.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Of course I like you.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Then why do you close up every time we get a bit closer?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01What is it?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05You've been married, you're hardly a virgin, are you? No...
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Then what is it? Do you just want us to be friends? Is that it?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yeah, I want us to be friends.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14OK, fine, whatever.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18I want us to be friends but I want us to be more than friends as well.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Do you not find me attractive? I think you're beautiful.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Then what is it?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28It's me...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31It's me.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37What if you don't like me like that?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I just want to be with you, it'll be fine.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42So you're happy being in bed with some scarred freak.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46What? Is that what this is about?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Do you honestly think I'd be worried about something like that?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I worry, though, that's the point.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I look disgusting, it's horrible.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57No, no, please, please don't say that.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02You're you, and you're so amazing.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I want us to be together.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I'm not judging you.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Just like you're not judging me. Yeah, but you're perfect.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17You think so? You haven't seen my feet.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20SHE GIGGLES
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Tamwar, I want you exactly as you are. Every part of you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Five, four, three, two, one. Go.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Go! Yeah. Yeah!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Yeah! Cleaning up - done!
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Playtime! Come here, you. I've got you, haven't I?!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What else do you want to play with? Just that one?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I want to play with that one. This one?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I want to play with this one! No!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06But it's mine!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Innit?!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08THEY LAUGH
0:25:16 > 0:25:17It's OK.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04He settled down all right?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Out like a light.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10The magic Mas touch saves the day again.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oh, I've got the magic touch, have I?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14THEY SIGH
0:26:16 > 0:26:19So. It's not quite how we planned it, is it?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21No. Still perfect, though.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23It's always perfect when I'm with you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29No, really. I mean it. You and me. We're good together, aren't we?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah. We're not bad.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37I was expecting a romantic night but all this, the chaos...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Noise... Doors slamming.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41All that. That's all part of it.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Part of...why you're so beautiful.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Why it's so right.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Carol...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I think I...
0:27:00 > 0:27:01DOORBELL RINGS
0:27:01 > 0:27:03What?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06I...
0:27:06 > 0:27:08DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Oh! I'm so sorry.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16This better be important. Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Carol.
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