04/10/2013

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28OK, OK. All right. OK.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29I vow...

0:00:29 > 0:00:33to never kick over your Zimmer frame? Oh, thank you!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36And I vow to liquidise all your dinners.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38It'd be handy if you knew how to work an oven first.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Oh, OK, all right!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41So, what are your amazing vows?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44My first one is to stay super sexy.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hot stuff, know what I'm saying, mama?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51And, to only use my superhuman powers to fight crime.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55OK, and to protect your foxy lady? Yeah.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59I'll tell you something, Peroxide, while there's breath in my body,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03I'll forever defend the future Mrs Moon.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ain't that poetry, eh? Oh, you like that?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06OK, right, where was I?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Excuse me? Excuse me? Where do you think you're going?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to the kitchen.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh, no! Oh, no you're not!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15You're going back in there.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16No, no, no, it's quarter to eight!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Do not try to blind me with science. Come on.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Stop it!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Granddad!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hello, mate. All right?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, lovely.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29No, that's for Masood for helping Whit with her job application.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Not "helping"! Insider knowledge from the man in the loop.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35See that, Liam? That's power.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36A potent aphrodisiac.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Right, well, less of that. I'm eating, thank you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Do you mind?!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44"Give an example of when you've demonstrated time management skills".

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I've give you some time management, Whit.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Stop answering stupid questions. Go down the school and tell them the job's yours.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53The school recruitment process is a bit more demanding than that.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56They think telling the time's a skill! What more do they want? A lobotomy?!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Bottomy!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah, well, maybe when you've got more than a pound to your name

0:02:01 > 0:02:03you can start dishing out the advice.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Come on, mate. Time to make your mum some money.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You could have come back to the party, you know.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Carol knew it weren't your fault Phil kicked off.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, I'm sure you had a good time without me.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Mm. B's kids, they really love their Aunty Ron.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Said so last night.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24That's sweet.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29It's good this, innit? Wake up and there you are.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Did you think I was going to do a runner?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I was quietly confident I'd left you wanting more.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ha!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Just like the good old days though, ain't it?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41You hogging the shower.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Yeah, it's great.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ron, it's daft this, ain't it? You living at Phil's.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Just move back in here.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's only been a couple of weeks, Jack.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Yeah, but it's not like I'm some kind of weirdo

0:02:58 > 0:03:00who's taken you out on a couple of dates.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01I know how I feel about you.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04It's the same as it was when I married you.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05I think...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I think we should just take it a day at a time.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I'm going to work.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'll see you later. Yeah, see you later.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Another Babylon! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28The rats'll be licking their lips.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32It's not my fault people are dumping their rubbish outside my business.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33It's the cuts.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35People round here survived the Blitz!

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Well, I didn't cos I was evacuated.

0:03:36 > 0:03:42I'm sure they'll survive a weekly collection done by the council fortnightly.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Now, get rid of it.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Baby sat nav on the blink?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55You're so boring.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58How's time travelling going with Jack?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Why?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Life must seem boring after the vertiginous heights of child theft.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Even with someone as scintillating as monkey boy.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07That's very good.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Yeah, all right, darling.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Oh, dear.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Question. If you were Ronnie Mitchell,

0:04:36 > 0:04:40would you be so brazen as to walk around as if you deserve to exist?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Everyone deserves a second chance.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Don't be so trite.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Well, if you don't like it, why don't you do something about it?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Come on, Morgan, get a move on!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Come on, she's called you twice. School. Go!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02But I can help you make money. Come on, get a move on!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05If you suck up to Aunty Janine, she'll give you some!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07One...two...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Come on, don't let her get to three. She's waiting. Go!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Hey, Morgan?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I do need your help actually.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Big time.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Know what you could do for me? Draw me up a business plan, yeah?

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Profit margins and target markets. We'll discuss strategy at tea-time.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Go on.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31So, how was your date then?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's early days, ain't it, but...

0:05:33 > 0:05:35KNOCK ON DOOR

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, my gosh, if that's Grandma Dot sniffing through our bins again...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hey, are you all right?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hiya.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46What happened to you last night? You disappeared!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I just fancied an early night.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Yeah? Mm-hmm.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Well, look, I was just thinking.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54If you needed any odd jobs or anything doing round the house

0:05:54 > 0:05:57while Max is away, then, well, I'm free tonight, so...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, no, we're fine.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Actually, the shower's leaking.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03We're not simpletons, Abi!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05No, no, I don't mind. Honestly, it's all right.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'll see you tonight, yeah?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Right. OK, see you tonight.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Do you have to act so weird? He blatantly thinks you're drinking.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18What, so I have to tell Joey all about my private life now, do I?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19No.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oi. Mmwah!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25What's that for?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Just to say thanks. I've never had anyone on my side like that before.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Don't be stupid. I love you. I love you too.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Can you hold the fort for a couple of hours? Got to meet the wholesalers. Yeah? Yeah.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Won't be long.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I promised somebody I'd help with something tonight.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Just let me check the rota, yeah? All right.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44PHONE RINGS

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Do you want to take that?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Look, it's fine. Just have tonight off.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52All right, thanks.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I think they just need your date of birth.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Can you make sure that she's wrapped up nice and warm, please,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07as soon as she comes out of the pool?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's your 30th in a couple of weeks! What are you doing for it?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Well, I'm probably going to be thinking about how sad it is that,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18for some people, becoming a multiple of ten

0:07:18 > 0:07:22is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to them in a decade.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25OK. Bye-bye. Bye.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Cast your mind back. West Ham, 1980. I've got ideas, Danny.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31We need a proper team talk tomorrow.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Look, as invaluable as your input is, Billy,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I've got a date after training tonight.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38You lucky dog!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I don't pay you to talk about football.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Listen, Janine, I hate to ask, but this Bow Road viewing tonight?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Any chance you could do it? It's just that Lola's won some tickets for the pictures. Please?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Ask Lucy.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51She'll have plans, won't she?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Well, I've got plans, haven't I?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Sorry, mate. Sorry to butt in. Listen, it's a bit embarrassing.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I bought this off you last week for my mum's birthday.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18She won't open it. She reckons it's a fake.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, come on, mate!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21That's charming, innit?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24What do you want me to do? Call the authorities down here?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Check out how Parisian "Fleur de Valleys" really is, shall we?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30That's more like it. Cheers.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43You won't sell many plums with a face like that, sonny Jim.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You might want to look in a mirror, mate!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48If you see little Cindy, tell her if she wants to know any more about her mum,

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I've got a wealth of stories.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50You stay away from my family.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ain't you got an empire to run?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I heard you'd crawled back.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57You heading in?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I can see where Bianca gets her brains from.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I'm grabbing lunch as well. I'll join you. On me.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hey. What're you doing?!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17What?! You said you wanted to talk.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I didn't mean just rock up! Did anyone see you?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20No.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Did Tracey see you? No.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26You've got to go. Come on. What were you thinking?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm sorry. You said the coast was clear.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31All right, we'll chat later. I'll text you.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33ALFIE'S VOICE IN BACKGROUND

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Get upstairs! Get up!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37No worries. Cheers. Take care. Bye-bye.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40All right? All right?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43What happened with the wholesalers?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Mission aborted. Just spoke to Kirsty, she sounded like death.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47I've given her the day off.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Me and Tracey can manage.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50What, the lunch-time rush? Yeah!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Not going to leave you a man down, am I?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Right, you lucky people, who's next?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Here you go. There's your change.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Stick it in the box, Carol.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10How much do you want?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Can't I even buy my sort of sister a sandwich?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I haven't exactly had a warm welcome from Carol and the happy helper.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Just take a deep breath, dig deep, and tell me how much you want.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Janine, I'm not going to be around for long. Seriously.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I've got a few bits of business I need to sort out.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Business to sort out?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Is that really a thread that you want me to tug at?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Look, whatever properties you've got on your books,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I can shift them for you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I can make you twice as much as the local monkeys can,

0:10:39 > 0:10:40and you know that.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Why don't you make yourself money?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Making money's not the issue, is it?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Let me get this right.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51You could make yourself lots of money,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53but you want to make money for me instead?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Yes. As I said, I'm not around for long. I want to help the family. I want to help you.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Watch out, Janine, his smile cranks up a notch when he's desperate.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Thank you, Columbo, but I think I've got this one.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Don't say I didn't try and build bridges.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Listen, when you've made your first million,

0:11:09 > 0:11:12I will let you take me out, buy me dinner,

0:11:12 > 0:11:17and then you can teach me how to be just as successful as you are.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18You're wrong, Janine.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22What's up?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I make a few quid and you press the panic button?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28I'm not panicked. I'm just disgusted that you'd try to fleece your own step-sister.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I think you underestimate what family mean to me, Carol.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36Go on, family man, why don't you go and provide for your daughter after a life time of naff all, huh?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Derek's boy over at the car lot. What was his name. Joey, right?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47All right, Peroxide, you on strike or something?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Just got a headache.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50You OK?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I've got over tequila hangovers. I'll get over this.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Let me go get you some painkillers. Really?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57No, Alfie, I'm fine! It's all right, I'll only be a sec.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Alfie, I don't need you to...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I don't want you working while you've got a headache.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Let me see... Wait, wait, wait!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Look, I've had some already, OK?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08The wholesalers cannot wait.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Don't worry, I can go there tomorrow.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13No, you should go now. It's quiet downstairs.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I'm nice and toasty and warm now, ain't I?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18We're out of prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Shut up, you dopey mare. Who eats prawn cocktail crisps nowadays?!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25That's really not an excuse to be bone idle, is it, Alfie?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But you did say it was nice and quiet down there, didn't you?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Come on! No, no. Alfie. You know you want to! Alfie!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Bone idle, eh? Alfie! Alfie!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Alfie, will you stop it? I've got a headache.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41OK. Listen, not sexy time. I just thought you could have a lie down,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'll give you an Alfie Moon special massage.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45That's how I roll for the girl that I love. I love ya!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Yes, and I love you too. I love you too, Florence. Florence!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Very nice, but we have a pub to run. Mittens on.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Wholesalers. Now! You sure? Yes.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Sure? Yes! Stop it!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58OK. I love you, Roxy.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59I love you too.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01OK, right. I won't be long,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03but do me a favour, just tell Tracey to hold the fort?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Yes.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Roxy, I really need to talk to you.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Yeah, I know, I know. I'll call you, OK?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I'll call you.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49I'm not sure it's a good idea you coming round tonight after all.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Why? She's not drinking again, Joey. I swear.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Don't mess with my head, Abi, all right? I'm not! She's...

0:13:56 > 0:13:58She's seeing someone. What?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Who? Just let her be happy. I'm sorry.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Joey? Didn't get a chance to say a proper hello last night.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I used to knock about with your dad.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Right, what's that got to do with me?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16All right?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Ecstatic. You?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Fabulous. Very good.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23We can continue with this happiness top trumps, but I must warn you,

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I saw a three-legged kitten this morning.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26OK.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Roxanne?

0:14:32 > 0:14:33What?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Do you know what else I saw?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38A shrink?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, I have your attention now.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43I was at the gym.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Saw this girl there. She was talking with her boyfriend.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49They were all smiles. Everything was really happy.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52But she had the same look that Kat had last year, as I recall.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53You know that look?

0:14:53 > 0:14:57The big, lying, dissembling look.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Do you know, you're starting to sound exactly like a stalker?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's interesting though, the black arts that women employ.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08It's nice to see that you've got over your Janine issues so quickly.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Janine, Kat, Ronnie.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12There's a pattern emerging.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Michael, I would die before I hurt Alfie, OK?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Then your death may be imminent.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Trace, I'm just got to pop out, OK? Alfie won't be long.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26You're such a weirdo.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Hi.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I've been trying to call you all day.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Sorry. My phone gets a rubbish signal down here.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Why did you freak out like that?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I don't think coming to work is freaking out.

0:15:55 > 0:16:00Look, all I was trying to say was I think it's too soon.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03All right, if you don't want to move in, that's fine.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'm sorry if I came on too strong.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09But, running off and pretending you didn't...

0:16:09 > 0:16:11There was nothing more to say.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Look, things are great. Why ruin it?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Ron, come on, credit me with a brain.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I don't expect things to be perfect, all right?

0:16:19 > 0:16:20But I do expect you to talk to me.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22PHONE RINGS

0:16:22 > 0:16:26What a surprise. Your signal's back.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I've got to take this, Jack. I'm sorry.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I bought one for my 18-year-old. Come on, sit yourself inside.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Take your time.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44What do you think you're playing at?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Got you a captive audience. Couldn't resist.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I used to run this place.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I didn't ask for your life story, did I?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Looking a bit sorry for itself now. I'll have to have words with Max and Jack...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Have you wandered off from your carer or something?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Give us a chance of selling that, yeah?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Come on, I'm feeling the old magic.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Yeah? Make an old man happy. For old times' sake.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05We'll split the commission 50:50.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07That's money for nothing for you.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Look, this ain't "take Derek's dodgy mate to work" day.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Eh?!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14No, he was no mate of mine. Your dad hated me.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17And, to be honest, sonny Jim, I hated him as well.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19You can join the club with that one, can't you?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23No, this was a special kind of hate that he saved just for me.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25You know that stab mark down his back?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Nothing to do with the fella that stabbed him. My fault, apparently.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Well, logic never was Derek's strong point, was it?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35He never let my daughter have anything to do with me.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Do you know, I didn't even know she existed for 18 years.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I'd dance on your dad's grave. I would.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45You know what, mate, you can have a go on that,

0:17:45 > 0:17:47but don't touch anything, OK. All right.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49What do you reckon?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Kimberly Fox! How dare you?

0:17:59 > 0:18:00What do you think you're doing?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's not my rubbish!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05It ain't my rubbish. I've a good mind to call the police.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07What, for dumping rubbish outside the launderette!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09No, no, no, don't call the police, please!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Give me one reason why I shouldn't, you sneering little litter bug.

0:18:13 > 0:18:19Because I have started a petition against the rubbish cuts.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Dee's making placards as we speak.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm the only chance that this square has got.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Well, you can tell her I'll be very happy to sign a petition.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Now, clear off, and take your rubbish with you.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Go on, you've got loads left, haven't you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Have you met my dad?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50He would kill me if I gave away a freebie.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Not even for your oldest friend, who's struggling to survive?

0:18:53 > 0:18:54I've got a little sister to feed!

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Did you have to burn the violin to keep warm as well?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Go on then.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Wahoo!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yes! Thank you, Peter!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05It's only because you're a fitty.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Right, how many do you want?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14You OK? Yep.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Ronnie, if Alfie had seen you...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I know. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I just, I really needed to talk to you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23So, look, things were going really, really well,

0:19:23 > 0:19:26and now suddenly Jack's pulled this "let's move in together".

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I just think it's taking things too quickly.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Ron, listen... Suddenly, it's not like it's a fresh start.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34It's some deluded world where nothing ever happened.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I can't lie to Alfie.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I can't risk hurting him. I just can't. I'm sorry.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43What are you trying to say?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Hope she likes it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52There you are. Sold.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54£400 commission.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55You got four grand for that?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I certainly did. There you go. I could do this all day.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59All right, I'll get your cut.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I had an idea you'd be sniffing around here.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Is that from one of our motors?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Yeah. He just got four grand for that.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12He does not muscle in here. You got that?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15All right, don't take it out on him. Sling your hook, Wicks!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Enjoy the 4K I just made you!

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Yeah!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Thing is, Dan, we're not playing to our strengths.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I've got an idea that'd make our team ten times better.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31What's that, you quitting the team?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34See, that's why Cantona went wasted for so long.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Took Fergie to spot his genius. Where's your vision?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40The sight of you in your shorts burnt out our retinas.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Very funny.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Can I get you a drink?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I've one on the way, thank you.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46So, where are you going tonight?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Just dinner...and a movie.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50At least someone's going to the pictures.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51What you going to see?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Just because we're in the same space,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56does not mean we have to make inane small talk.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01The big question is, sweepers or a flat back four...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I wasn't going to say anything...

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Come on, I get it. Let's have it, spit it out.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11OK. Roxy's lying to you.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14She's in the park with Ronnie.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16They're laughing away. They're hugging.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18They're happy...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21You know what, Michael? I'm going to pretend I'm not hearing this, OK?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24She's there. She's there! She's right there! Now.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Why would I lie to you?

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Because you hate Ronnie as much as I do. That's why.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Yeah. Agreed. I do.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33But was I lying to when I told you Ronnie was in your pub?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35She's made me a promise since then.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Rock solid. Trust. Couple of words you've not heard of, eh?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Kat made you a promise too, didn't she?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Where's Roxy now?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Where is she?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Huh?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50She was acting a little bit weird earlier on, wasn't she?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53And let's be honest, you don't have that much of a sixth sense

0:21:53 > 0:21:55when it comes to women, do you?

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Shut up, Michael.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Don't you get why this keeps happening to you?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Do you think I should listen to someone like you -

0:22:00 > 0:22:02a pathetic, twisted bloke?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05When that girl Roxy has given up her sister.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08She's done it for me. For me, all right?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'm moved.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14For what it's worth, I don't think there are many other people

0:22:14 > 0:22:16she would have screwed you over for.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27He loves me.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29He loves me so, so much.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31And he makes me happy, Ron.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32But you're not happy!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36You know, with all the things that I've done, Jack's sticking by me.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Hold on a minute. Alfie's not the bad guy here, is he?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43No, I'm not saying that. I've seen the way he is with you.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49All I'm saying is, all of this sneaking around is going to do nothing but cause trouble.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'm trying to keep you both happy!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54How long can we be like this? Like we're dead to each other?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56What are you even saying stuff like that for?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58But that's exactly how it is.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03I don't want you to lie to someone that you love every day.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Roxy, you've got to tell him.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Do you think he'd understand?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12I think he loves you.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15And I think he can see that you're not happy.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Yeah.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21OK.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24OK. So, what's the problem with moving in with Jack?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm just out of prison.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29He knows that.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31So, I want to move forward.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Ron, Jack was your husband.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38You said it yourself, you gave him a million reasons to want to run.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40If he makes you happy...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Of course Jack makes me happy!

0:23:42 > 0:23:43So what more does he need to do?

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Huh?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, look... I've got to go.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54I think he'll understand.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56I hope so.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57I love you.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59I love you too.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03See you later. See ya.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:39 > 0:24:41All right? Oh, it's you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Application off OK?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yeah, yeah. Thanks to Masood.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46What would we do without him, eh?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Granddad! I did it! I made a tenner.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Hey! You rob a bank?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54I set up a business plan. And I did it.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I sold my video game.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Well, I think we can safely move into phase two

0:24:59 > 0:25:01of the Wicks and Co business training.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You're my right hand man.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Oop, wrong hand!

0:25:06 > 0:25:08# Dunna-da! Laundry man! #

0:25:08 > 0:25:11You're going to trip over!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just admit it, it's very sexy. Oh, yeah!

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Hey.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Made a tenner.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Aren't you clever? Bianca's halfway to a pair of shoes.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Can Granddad stay for ever? Please, please, please.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26We need to conquer the world, don't we?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Bianca's back in two weeks, and then you're gone.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39What's all this?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42What, is my spaghetti bolognaise really that unidentifiable?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Well, yeah.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Listen. I think you're right.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Why wait?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Listen, don't just tell me things you think I want to hear.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55I'm not. It's what I want.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Look, I just think I freaked out

0:25:57 > 0:26:00because it was like I'd woken up in my old life, and...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Do you know what, we've changed.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I know that, don't I?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And I need you. You make me happy.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12You're my future, so...

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm going to move back in.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Let's wait and see how that spag bol is first, shall we?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Hey, here you are! What are you doing? It's madness downstairs.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Lazy bones strikes again, eh?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27No.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28You're not lazy.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32You're not.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34You are brilliant.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37And kind.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38And funny, and...

0:26:40 > 0:26:41And I love you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49OK, Alfie look, um... I went out before.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Rox, you know the wedding vows? Yeah?

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Would you promise to always be straight with me?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01We'll get old and lose our looks...

0:27:03 > 0:27:06..but I will love you more every day.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Please...

0:27:10 > 0:27:13please never lie to me.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I won't.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Right, come on.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Peroxide's adventures out.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Tell me all about it.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Nothing interesting.

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