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0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE VOMITS

0:00:53 > 0:00:57"Well," said the wolf, "I'll go and see her too.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59"I'll go this way and you can go that" -

0:00:59 > 0:01:01and the wolf ran as fast as he could,

0:01:01 > 0:01:05taking the shortest path, and the little girl took a roundabout way,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07entertaining herself by gathering nuts

0:01:07 > 0:01:09and running after butterflies

0:01:09 > 0:01:13and gathering lots of bouquets of little flowers.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17And it wasn't long before the wolf arrived at the old woman's house.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21And he knocked on the door - tap tap tap. Who's there?

0:01:30 > 0:01:3112 hours.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I know.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Want to go through the plan again?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46So... I make a date with Janine...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48RUNNING FOOTSTEPS

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Oh, you're back, then!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59That's nice, that is, Al.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I mean, you just come and go as you please.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Don't worry about me, will you? Sorry.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I thought something had happened to you.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Well, it didn't. So you can phone him but you can't phone me, no?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I think you'll find my name is Michael.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I was going spare, Alice.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Sorry.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18You done?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19What?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Because before you interrupted us, we were in the middle of something.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Look, Joey, I get it. You've made your point, I understand.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28It'll never happen again. I promise.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31There, see. You are done.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, at least you're back, anyway.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48SHE SCREAMS

0:02:48 > 0:02:53What the hell?! Say hello to my little friend. Luce?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55She thought it was a real head. No, I didn't.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58You fell for that one?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Ugh! What's that? You've been slimed.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06"You fell for that one?"

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Someone's smeared something really disgusting on the - Oh, right.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Halloween's here. Yeah?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15So have you all got your costumes ready for later?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Later? The party at the Vic.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Yeah. I have. Except I'm going with Patrick.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22You are?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26We thought cos Dad's working tonight, you could take Cindy.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Sorry, he's gone and hired himself a cape an' all that.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Well, us three can still go.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Uh, yeah, I'm not going.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Me either. Not really my thing.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39I can't go on my own.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41You should ask your little friend.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh! Stupid...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'll get a dustpan. All right, darling.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56I'll have a ticket. I'll have two tickets.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00What if I said no? Are you going to?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02OK. I'm happy to sell you two tickets. Here's the deal, right...

0:04:02 > 0:04:06please don't be coming in, gobbing off and starting any trouble. Got it?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08What could be more agreeable?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13One, two...

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Still no sign of the loot?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Nope. That's great, that. Well done, Dan. Don't look at me.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21How do I know one of you lot didn't take it?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Because we are all honest, and we wouldn't do that to each other.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Remember when Jay came back from holiday with some money missing?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Think that's a coincidence, do you? I didn't touch that money and I didn't touch this one either

0:04:30 > 0:04:34so don't go pointing the finger at me... Boys, boys, boys.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Squabbling and blaming each other is not going to find the money.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42What we need to do is put our heads together. Yeah? The way I see it, we've got two options.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Neither of which I like. I don't like 'em either.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You ain't heard them yet. Oi, Jay. Men talking.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Shush. Option one...?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Option One. We round up Joey and Peter

0:04:54 > 0:04:57and we all agree to make up the four grand between us.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Yeah, and the three bears(!) Why should we do that? You're the one that lost the money.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I didn't lose it, Jay, it was stolen.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Look, look, look, whatever - Dot needs that money today

0:05:06 > 0:05:09so we need to sort it out, yeah? Option Two?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Option Two is one of us has to go round there and break the bad news.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You're joking, ain't ya? She'll go mad.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Told you I wouldn't like any of these options.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21But there is, however, a third option.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Go on.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25We all move to Pakistan and live out the rest of our lives there.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well, that's it then, ain't it -

0:05:27 > 0:05:30one of us has to bite the bullet

0:05:30 > 0:05:32and go and tell Dot face to face.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Isn't that right, Danny?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Are you serious? Yeah. Be a laugh.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51A laugh.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Dressed up as a witch while trying desperately not to look embarrassed?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Go as a fairy, then. This is me.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm trying to make up for the other day.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Oh, so you can run off again? Leaving me to wonder why I ever, ever bother with you.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07No, no. It's different this time. I promise.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm trying to make amends, you know.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14This is me trying to claw way back a semblance of decency between us.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18I ran the other night, I know I did. But that's because I had a momentary lapse.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Thank you so much for the thought, but Halloween for me

0:06:21 > 0:06:24is just Christmas with fangs.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Right, come on, stash these away.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Ugh! What is that?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32It's Cindy. Sorry, here you go.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Thanks.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Have you got anything non-alcoholic for me, Cindy and Lola?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Yeah, you two are having orange juice

0:06:40 > 0:06:44and we need to find a way to get rid of Cindy.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47We've got Bobby staying at a mate's house. Halloween sleepover thing.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50And Dex? He said he's not up for it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51But he's going to miss out.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56We're watching scary movies. If he gets too scared and jumps up, his stitches'll come out.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Then there'll be real blood on Halloween. Nice.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02If you're that worried about him, go to his instead.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Look, main thing is we're partying tonight, aren't we?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10That leaves one problem - what are we going to do about Cindy?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13I was kind of hoping that one of you guys had an idea.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22This is winding me right up.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Paid a small fortune for this, an' all.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26No, you haven't. You don't pay a small fortune for anything.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Which is why it's not working. Yes, but it has to work, OK.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Cos people are paying ten pound a head and we need to have fog.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Fog... Fog!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37All right? All right, Rox? Hello, Michael.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Can I get a refund on these? Janine don't fancy it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Janine? Janine. What were you bringing Janine for?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Did you not get the hint? If someone calls the police on you,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47it kind of means they don't like you.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I thought we were getting on better. We had a bit of a detente.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55Wouldn't be too surprised. She hasn't exactly been herself lately.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58To be honest, I think she's getting worse, you know.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01She's barricaded herself in there. She's quiet and lost.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Look, keep 'em for later. She might perk up. I have my doubts.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08You know what woman are like, they change faster than Superman, don't they?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Except you, of course, love of my life.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You are constantly wonderful and beautiful.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Look at that. Thank you. Halloween is now happening.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Yeah. Not for Janine.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28See, I like witches but wizards - no. They scare me.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Right... Werewolves I like cos, you know, they're basically just

0:08:31 > 0:08:32overgrown puppies, ain't they?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36But Dracula, no. No, no.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, he does bite you in the neck so...?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I don't think it's that, I think it's more the, like,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42slicked-back hair.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I used to have a scary grandad with slicked-back hair.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Not the sharp teeth though. His were false.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Hello. All right?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Have you thought of anything yet?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57No. But I'm working on it.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I spoke to Jay and Abi. They can't come up with a plan either.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Why don't you want Cindy there anyway?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's adults... and I want to do adult stuff.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah? Yeah.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20What are you doing? Hungry. What's all this booze?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's Dad's. For the restaurant.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23So why's it over here?

0:09:23 > 0:09:28I dunno. Uh - got any plans for later?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Nope. Just staying in.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32You should go to the Vic. There's loads going on there.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36On my own? I think I'll just stay in, thanks.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52You OK?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58No.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03What's wrong?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Don't worry, it's fixable. Michael.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Janine doesn't want to go out tonight. So it's off?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12No, it isn't off. What do you mean, off? This is just a sign.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15OK. It's telling us it's not right. It's wrong.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Alice...

0:10:38 > 0:10:39this is happening.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43But how? She doesn't need me to go over there and babysit.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46So am I meant to just break in - shove the pills down her throat?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48You have to be in that house tonight.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Yeah, but how? You'll think of something. C'mon baby, I need you at your best.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You mean my worst. No.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59All we're doing is convincing that monster to show up

0:10:59 > 0:11:01for a date which she never shows up for.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's doubly tragic.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08It's so horrible. No, it's not. And life's horrible.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12And it never gives you what you want.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16And Janine is worse than that.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19So that's why I'm doing this, I'm doing this for Scarlett.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20I'm doing it for you.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30So...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32to reiterate -

0:11:35 > 0:11:39that one goes in her drink.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42That one...?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Goes in her bedside cabinet.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Simple.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50You're not the one doing it.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55When she's gone - as in dead - you ring me

0:11:55 > 0:11:59and you say you were late for babysitting and you found her.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05How are you so calm?

0:12:05 > 0:12:10I'm not calm. Inside, I'm a raging sea. We can't stop now.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12We can't stop now. We've gone too far.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18You can see that, right?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22And I want to be with you so badly.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Tell me what I have to do.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35What do you think? Oh, you're going, then?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Well, I managed to get a babysitter.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40She's just split up with her boyfriend

0:12:40 > 0:12:42and wants to mope in peace at mine, so...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45to be honest with you, I'm a bit nervous. I'll hardly know anyone.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Well, they'll want to know you. Especially if you wear that hat and nothing else.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50That'd be a talking point. Come on, then.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54You need to tell me who to avoid.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Apart from the obvious one?

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Whitney.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oh, yeah of course. Anyone else?

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Well, there's AJ.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04He's harmless enough, but you'd better not let him

0:13:04 > 0:13:06catch your eye, else he'll think you fancy him.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Got it. Oh, then there's Billy.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Don't want to find yourself propping up the bar with him,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15because he talks for England, and none of it will make any sense. OK. Who else?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Michael. People think he's handsome and mysterious,

0:13:18 > 0:13:22but I think that's another way of saying he's a bit weird, you know.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Is there anyone I will like? Put it this way.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27If you like monsters, you're going to have a ball.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hi. Hi.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Come in.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I've got an idea.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50We all go in and we all say it at the same time.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Like a choir. She'd like that. She'd think it's religious.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05I can't do it. I can't tell her.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Can you imagine the look on her face?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10You big wuss.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14What if the shock's too much for her and she just keels over?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Never thought of that.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19No -

0:14:19 > 0:14:22she wouldn't do that...

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Would she?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Hello. Nice lunch?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yeah, lunch was great.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38But...? But I've just been stood up.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41My babysitter just got back with her boyfriend.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Aw, that's so sweet.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Not really. I almost got myself a social life.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oh, yeah. But, you know, it's nice that they got back together.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Whoever they are.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yeah. I was just really looking forward to going tonight, you know.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'm going to be stuck in now.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Maybe not.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I think I might know someone who can help you.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Well? I tried.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11I really tried, but Janine was just having none of it.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Maybe it's for the best. It's all right. Don't worry about it.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Don't think about it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm not sure it'd have worked.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Take that. Just drink it, will you?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24All of it.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Course it would've worked. It's perfect.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30It's not going to happen now, is it? And I'm glad.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31PHONE RINGS

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Janine. Listen...

0:15:45 > 0:15:49maybe I was a little bit hasty. Wasn't really feeling myself.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52If you want to go to the Vic, then we can do that.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55But no costumes. Yeah.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Good. All right, well, I'll give Alice a call.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03As soon as I've got hold of her, I'll call you back. Cool.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Life is death, Alice.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14It has to end that way -

0:16:14 > 0:16:17all we're doing is just moving it forward a little.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Danny! Danny, what are you doing?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33What do you think I'm doing? I'm going to confess, ain't I?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36But she might keel over. What choice have I got?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Well, could always give her this instead.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Where'd you get this?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Found it in one of the football socks.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I was clearing away the kit, and there it was.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Looks like it's all there! Billy, you're the hero.

0:16:49 > 0:16:55Just got lucky, didn't I? I'll text the others. We owe you. You are the man.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59So you want to do the honours?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Nah, mate, should be you. You saved the day, after all.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, I suppose I did, didn't I?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I can't stop shaking. I know, I can feel you. Listen, don't worry. Don't worry.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Just a few more minutes, a few more minutes. That's all.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Yeah? We don't even have to run away. We can stay here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Me, you and Scarlett.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26OK.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28OK?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Happily...

0:17:45 > 0:17:47..ever after. Yeah.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15SWITCHES CLASSICAL MUSIC ON

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Did I just hear Alice go out?

0:18:31 > 0:18:32You did, Joseph.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36But let me allay your fears. I've tied a rope to her,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38so you can yank her back any time you like.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Michael, you know when my dad used to beat you up...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What about it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47I can sort of see why now.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50How do you think he's doing?

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Hmm?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Down there. Think he's settled in yet?

0:18:55 > 0:18:56I'm going clubbing.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Seals?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04TURNS UP MUSIC: "Schwanengesang" by Schubert

0:19:24 > 0:19:26MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Come on girls, it's cold. Get inside.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Billy, you made an old lady look young again.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Dot couldn't have been happier. I thought she was going to jump on me at one point.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36So, drinks all round, yeah?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Nah, I can't, I'm babysitting Lexi. Come on, mate, it's your big moment.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44It was nothing. But at least you can rest easy now.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48What have you lot come dressed as, eh? Ain't it obvious? A sex object.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Yeah. He asks women for sex... ..and they object!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Come on, get inside. See ya later.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Nice one, mate. Cheers.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58No, seriously. Nice one. Like the way you played it.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Tactically very aware. Coming in on the blind side like that.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05I've got no idea what you're talking about.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Billy, I know. I know you took the money. I found it in a sock.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11You're seriously telling me you found it in a sock?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14What was it? You want to be the hero?

0:20:14 > 0:20:19I've got to go. I'm seeing you in a different light now, Billy.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Oi-oi. Someone's keen.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Yeah, don't want to miss the party, do I?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31So how do I look?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Gorgeous as ever. Come here.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You, don't wait up.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36And you be good, madam.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37I will!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42So what happened to Cindy in the end?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45She is at the cinema with Bella, thanks to me.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47She never does anything nice for anyone.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Did have to promise her a free makeover, so...

0:20:49 > 0:20:51TAPPING What was that?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Ooh, what do you think, eh? Boo!

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Scared already, Jay?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00You're not too scared to watch a horror film, are you, Jay? No, course I'm not.

0:21:00 > 0:21:07Right, come on, phones off. It's time to enter the house of horror.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19Be still, my pounding heart. There's bad girls everywhere.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28All right? No Janine? I'm meeting her here.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Lovely. Cheered her up, then? Yeah, I hope so.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Well. Have a good night, yeah?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37We cool, yeah? We're mates?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Yeah.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Just stay out of trouble, all right.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46You always were my favourite Moon.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51OK. There you go. Enjoy.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57SCREAMING ON TV

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Thought you said this film was scary. Shh.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Only saying. You're only talking because you are scared. Shh! I ain't scared.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27BANG!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30What was that?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Who's not scared now?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Lucy, I think you should go check it out. Why me?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Yeah, go on, Luce.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41It'll just be kids.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45You OK?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47BANG MAKES THEM SCREAM

0:22:54 > 0:22:58I know it's wrong, but I wish it was Halloween every day.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01You do? I've been stood here wishing it was anything but.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04That's because you ain't had one of these yet. What is that?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I dunno, but you'll soon want one.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Been stood up?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Eight o'clock. So presumably she's en route.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26You know what, I really hope it works out between you two. I do.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27That's kind. Me too.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Jay... Jay! You're hurting my hand. Sorry.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03You sure there was no-one outside, Luce?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Wuss. I checked twice.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Maybe we should turn the lights back on now. What do you think? Mate, man up.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16THEY SCREAM

0:24:16 > 0:24:17What was you saying, Peter?

0:24:22 > 0:24:23BANG!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25What was that? Seriously, what was that?!

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Seriously! Luce! You go!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Right, for goodness' sake. Probably just didn't shut the door properly.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40ALL SCREAM

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Has it gone yet? What is it, has it gone?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Happy Halloween! Cindy, what are you playing at?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Cindy, where's Bella?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51We got the film time wrong. Hi, everyone.

0:24:52 > 0:24:58So what are we watching? Ugh. Better switch that over.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02What are you doing? Well, Lucy said you weren't doing anything tonight,

0:25:02 > 0:25:05so we thought we'd come and do nothing with you.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Well, we were watching a film. And you thought you'd leave me out?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11But that is never going to happen.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Me and Jay are going to go to the Vic. If he's not too scared.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14I don't do scared.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19I'd best go with them, eh? I'll get my coat...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22You can't leave us. We might get scared.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm not looking after them.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Better luck next year, eh.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Will you hold still?

0:25:48 > 0:25:54Come on. I haven't had a drink yet, you know. Ow, they're a bit sharp.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57They're not real, are they?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01This beats book club.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05You're in a book club? Was. It's finished.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07How come? No-one could read.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the depths of hell,

0:26:26 > 0:26:31to the Queen Vic and Alfie Moon's Monster Ball!

0:26:31 > 0:26:34PHONE RINGS

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Alice?

0:26:37 > 0:26:42And if you need to believe there's life after death, just stand next to Patrick Trueman.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm only joking! What? What?

0:26:44 > 0:26:49Calm down, calm down... calm down!

0:26:50 > 0:26:54I'm on my way, I'm coming now.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55I'm coming now.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Michael?

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Michael....

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