:00:46. > :00:55.You were happy to see me go down, weren't you, Ian?
:00:56. > :00:57.No. No. Come on, Max. It wasn't like that.
:00:58. > :01:00.It weren't like that? But it was like that, weren't it? No.
:01:01. > :01:14.You can scream all you want. You can scream all you want, Ian.
:01:15. > :01:20.Maybe he's planned a weekend away. You know, clear his head.
:01:21. > :01:23.Without telling anyone? You know what he's like.
:01:24. > :01:33.Is there anything else in there? No. It's...just clothes.
:01:34. > :01:35.OK, what are you two hiding? Nothing.
:01:36. > :01:56.So what happened then? Ian didn't show up.
:01:57. > :01:58.Oh, you're joking. Why? No idea.
:01:59. > :02:01.Why not, though? Bottled it, I guess.
:02:02. > :02:04.So is that it then? Yeah. That is it.
:02:05. > :02:06.So is he coming home, then? Yeah. He's gone for a little walk.
:02:07. > :02:08.Then when he comes home, you can go over. Oh, good.
:02:09. > :02:11.No, give it a while. He'd love to see them.
:02:12. > :02:15.But maybe not quite so soon. Why not?
:02:16. > :02:20.Look, can I go back to the stall or is he coming home or what?
:02:21. > :02:28.but that was just playing, weren't it?
:02:29. > :02:30.Come on, please. Look, I'll do whatever you want.
:02:31. > :02:39.OK, look, he was threatening my family, OK?
:02:40. > :02:44.Who knows what else he might have done?
:02:45. > :02:48.I mean, what would you do to protect your family, eh?
:02:49. > :02:51.You've got kids, haven't you? Please...
:02:52. > :02:54.Please. I'll never see my kids again.
:02:55. > :03:00.Look, Max, I'm sorry. OK? I'm sorry.
:03:01. > :03:04.Don't kill me! Just don't kill me! Please!
:03:05. > :03:36.But if it was up to me, this would be buried in your skull
:03:37. > :03:52.We've got a little job for you. What?
:03:53. > :04:00.And you didn't tell me? You don't need to know everything, Carol.
:04:01. > :04:02.About my brother? On trial for trying to kill someone?
:04:03. > :04:06.Did you see what that bloke did to Peter?
:04:07. > :04:09.He battered him because he stuck that in.
:04:10. > :04:16.I tell you, what's the first thing you're going to do?
:04:17. > :04:21.You're pathological! You can't resist butting in.
:04:22. > :04:23.You love to think you've got such self-control,
:04:24. > :04:26.but one push on that family button and that evaporates.
:04:27. > :04:30.But that's why I didn't get you involved -
:04:31. > :04:32.because it could've been you on the end of his fist.
:04:33. > :04:50.and he realised it was the wrong thing to do.
:04:51. > :04:54.Well, Phil Mitchell might have had some influence.
:04:55. > :04:57.Ian didn't want to lie in court, but he had no choice, did he?
:04:58. > :05:02.It was the best solution, I promise you.
:05:03. > :05:04.Why was Phil even involved? It's none of his business.
:05:05. > :05:11.It was the best solution - now leave it.
:05:12. > :05:13.Anyway - how are you? You missing us?
:05:14. > :05:16.It's good to have some peace, you know,
:05:17. > :05:24.Instead of Morgan spilling drinks all over the place.
:05:25. > :05:33.If you want to come back any time, you'll be more than welcome.
:05:34. > :05:35.That's it, I've decided what I'm doing on my 21st -
:05:36. > :05:40.My friend's repping out there this year. Oh, we could all go!
:05:41. > :05:47.Hang on. We talking summer? As in eight months away?
:05:48. > :05:50.How's the tea coming on? Ain't got no milk.
:05:51. > :05:52.Go and get some. If I leave this house again,
:05:53. > :05:54.we're having Hungry Hanks for dinner.
:05:55. > :05:56.Come on! How can you be hungry after the amount you just ate?
:05:57. > :06:05.But Mum, serious t'ing though - I'm going to Marbella.
:06:06. > :06:13.Look, a man gives away an organ, yeah, that should give him a voice.
:06:14. > :06:14.You should give him the right to say,
:06:15. > :06:19."and I am going to take my limited and precious time off
:06:20. > :06:22.I respect that it's your birthday and all that
:06:23. > :06:24.but if you two come with me, that's a disrespect.
:06:25. > :06:26.Are you finished? No, I haven't finished. OK?
:06:27. > :06:28.You think you're the only one with a birthday? No.
:06:29. > :06:31.It's my special day and it's coming up next week,
:06:32. > :06:33.so all I'm saying is that a little bit of respect
:06:34. > :06:37.Just like I have respected you by coming to the pub today
:06:38. > :06:43.Respect, Mum, that's all I'm saying. OK?
:06:44. > :07:00.What? That's great news. I know. It's a relief, innit?
:07:01. > :07:11.TAMWAR: Even though we've got jobs and...things to do.
:07:12. > :07:15.Yeah. So...you two kids just enjoy. OK?
:07:16. > :07:22.Well, I want to take credit for it, so, yeah.
:07:23. > :07:28.I thought...cup of tea, cake. Nice and quiet.
:07:29. > :07:43.I notice Max didn't have much to say outside the court.
:07:44. > :07:46.Lots of hugs for the girls, but nothing much for you.
:07:47. > :07:52.Come on. He never wanted you in the past.
:07:53. > :08:04.Yeah. Did well out of it too, didn't ya? All that cash.
:08:05. > :08:15.Please...please, just don't tell Max, yeah?
:08:16. > :08:46.Bro, what was all that about? It was court today.
:08:47. > :08:50.As if Max is going to come home, everything back to normal.
:08:51. > :08:52.It'll take more than a bottle of whisky.
:08:53. > :08:54.You know you're always welcome at mine.
:08:55. > :08:57.Yeah, well, get the spare room ready.
:08:58. > :09:07.Cos in a few hours, I'll be homeless.
:09:08. > :09:12.I know Michael, he had a classic look.
:09:13. > :09:14.Whereas me, I've got individual style, ain't I?
:09:15. > :09:22.It's not hard to dress a good-looking man.
:09:23. > :09:25.So when's the funeral? I'm not sure.
:09:26. > :09:28.You not heard from the coroner? Yeah, I just got to get back to him.
:09:29. > :09:31.They're going to want to know who the undertakers are,
:09:32. > :09:34.the undertakers will want to know where it's at and how many people,
:09:35. > :09:39.Kat, he wasn't the most popular bloke in the Square, was he?
:09:40. > :09:42.Probably only just be me and you, which ain't a great sendoff, is it?
:09:43. > :09:46.So what? He'd be well chuffed if no-one turned up.
:09:47. > :09:49.He was at his happiest when everyone thought he was a weirdo.
:09:50. > :10:08.He'd love an empty church at his funeral. Believe me.
:10:09. > :10:14.Oh...look who it is. All right, Carl?
:10:15. > :10:17.I'm supposed to get in the van, am I? Yeah.
:10:18. > :10:30.You think you're safe? I'm coming for you, mate.
:10:31. > :10:45.I was...I was just trying to do the right thing, OK?
:10:46. > :10:52.I was...I was trying to protect my family.
:10:53. > :11:15.That's an amazing thing to do for Max and your family.
:11:16. > :11:32.Mm. We've got loads of time, haven't we?
:11:33. > :12:27.So is that the end of it then? You were there.
:12:28. > :12:30.But after everything he's done, they can't come after him again?
:12:31. > :12:32.He hasn't done anything. You know what I mean.
:12:33. > :13:05.Mum, are we a body wash kind of family now, yeah?
:13:06. > :13:07.No, no, no, Mum - this ain't going to cut it, you know.
:13:08. > :13:10.I need proper soap. I'm a mechanic, you know.
:13:11. > :13:15.That means grease everywhere. I need soap like a real man.
:13:16. > :13:26.I mean, how long does it take to go to the shop?
:13:27. > :13:28.It's only 50 yards up the road. He probably got distracted.
:13:29. > :13:32.He's having a quick one in the Vic, you know how he gets.
:13:33. > :13:37.But, Mum, I need soap, man. Proper soap too.
:13:38. > :13:39.I mean you can have all the perfumed stuff you like,
:13:40. > :13:40.but if I don't get that yellow stuff,
:13:41. > :13:42.I can't promise you won't have grease on the sheets.
:13:43. > :13:47.See this, this is a serious problem in my industry, you know.
:13:48. > :13:49.This is the certification of cleaning products.
:13:50. > :13:53.different kinds of soap on your shelf.
:13:54. > :13:56.telling everyone it's all right to use moisturiser,
:13:57. > :13:58.look after their skin, spend ?30 or ?50 on a pair of pants.
:13:59. > :14:01.That's chaos. Body washes, shower gels, the works.
:14:02. > :14:16.Oh, you lot shut up! What's the matter with you?
:14:17. > :14:19.What's all this? You like it? You look ridiculous.
:14:20. > :14:21.Stop with the ridiculous bit, all right?
:14:22. > :14:24.I'm embracing the whole Michael Moon ethos.
:14:25. > :14:26.Don't listen to what they're bothered about.
:14:27. > :14:29.If it's just going to be you and me at the funeral on Tuesday - so what?
:14:30. > :14:32.We'll celebrate Michael, give him a good sendoff,
:14:33. > :14:35.What is you've always said? What is it...?
:14:36. > :14:38.It's not hard to dress a good-looking man? Come on, see!
:14:39. > :14:42.If you're going to do it, do it right. Come here.
:14:43. > :14:44.Don't hurt me though, OK. Shut up. Go easy.
:14:45. > :14:46.CROWD OOHS Oh, shut up, you lot!
:14:47. > :14:49.Shush! I can't breathe. It's too small for you.
:14:50. > :14:52.I shouldn't have had that bag of crisps!
:14:53. > :14:57.Yeah. Close enough. Is that all right? Thank you.
:14:58. > :15:06.Enough of your chat down there, all right!
:15:07. > :15:54.You see? This is what I'm talking about.
:15:55. > :15:59.This is the best day of my life. This is the best day.
:16:00. > :16:02.Wait, if the curly fries are in here...
:16:03. > :16:37.I'm on the verge of tears right now. I literally can't speak - argh!
:16:38. > :16:50.We get the police involved, they find out he's lying...
:16:51. > :16:53.So how long do we have to wait before we do something?
:16:54. > :17:32.Is that Ian? Is he home? Oh, thank God you're OK.
:17:33. > :17:38.Well, when you didn't show up at the court, we were thinking...
:17:39. > :17:41.Well, we didn't know what had happened to you.
:17:42. > :17:50.Right. So what was all that talk about doing the right thing then?
:17:51. > :17:53.Look, can we not talk about it now? Where were you?
:17:54. > :18:02.Look, I know you were worried about me, OK.
:18:03. > :18:07.But I just needed some space. It's been a stressful time.
:18:08. > :18:20.But, look, instead of going to jail, a man's come home to his family.
:18:21. > :18:34.Yeah, well - we're just glad to have you back.
:18:35. > :19:42.I ain't going to beg. Just do what you gotta do, yeah?
:19:43. > :21:01.Are you kidding? How is he not your son?
:21:02. > :21:25.Every time you go to the shop... This is not every time.
:21:26. > :22:30.So...was it Carl then? Who set you up?
:22:31. > :22:32.Let's not worry about that now, shall we?
:22:33. > :22:42.What, and he doesn't pay for that? You just sitting in a jail?
:22:43. > :22:44.I dunno - weren't that bad in there, really.
:22:45. > :22:53.Kirsty's been brilliant in the kitchen.
:22:54. > :23:02.No, she has. She's been amazing, Dad.
:23:03. > :23:22.Yeah, I've...I've just got loads of work to do.
:23:23. > :23:32.I just have work to do. What's the matter with you?
:23:33. > :23:37.Just let me go, please. What's the matter?
:23:38. > :23:43.I actually believed that you could do something like that.
:23:44. > :23:46.Abs, I didn't do it, did I? Yeah, but I thought you could.
:23:47. > :23:51.And I don't know if I thought that because I'm a bad person or...
:23:52. > :24:20.Max does a runner, you've got his back.
:24:21. > :24:22.Anything goes wrong, you're going to do a 25 stretch.
:24:23. > :24:32.Don't know if any of them would kill for me.
:24:33. > :24:34.Unless they had a personal grudge. We ain't got a grudge, eh?
:24:35. > :24:43.Because I know it was cos of you that I went through that windscreen.
:24:44. > :24:50.Because you...you released my seat belt.
:24:51. > :24:55.It was between me and Max at the time.
:24:56. > :25:02.You were...you were collateral damage.
:25:03. > :25:43.Do you want a glass? No. No...it's perfect.
:25:44. > :25:45.Max, listen - I'll go if you want me to go.
:25:46. > :25:50.Just say. No - you've been here, you've been looking after the girls.
:25:51. > :26:01.Kirsty, what I said to you when I was inside,
:26:02. > :26:05.when I dumped you and...didn't want to see you again,
:26:06. > :26:08.you know it was cos Carl was threatening Lauren.
:26:09. > :26:11.It weren't right, what I said to you.
:26:12. > :26:28.It's OK. But it weren't right, was it?
:26:29. > :26:36.Why are you home? Why didn't Ian show up?
:26:37. > :26:40.I don't want to talk about it. I just want to sit here.
:26:41. > :26:48.I'll get you another. I'm all right, thanks.
:26:49. > :27:12.Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine. I just...
:27:13. > :27:30.Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Max bottling it.
:27:31. > :27:33.What, you think I can't take care of this myself?
:27:34. > :27:39.Got an alibi? Made sure no-one's seen us?
:27:40. > :27:44.Don't know how you'll do that, they're everywhere these days.
:27:45. > :27:48.Yeah, I've finished. So you'd best get on with it.
:27:49. > :27:58.Postcard or anything? Greece, weren't it?
:27:59. > :28:14.Cos that'd be weird, if you haven't heard from her.
:28:15. > :29:13.Hello, I'm Ellie Crisell with your 90 second update.
:29:14. > :29:14.Britain is sending its biggest aircraft carrier to the