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0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ready, steady...get him!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48He looks like he's wet himself!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Oi. What are you two doing?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51We're just chilling.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53How's he been?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55He's been good as gold

0:00:55 > 0:00:57apart from getting Roxy wet with the water pistol.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Taught him well, ain't I?- Yeah.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01You'd better get going.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04You've got a stag do to get ready for.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yeah. I gotta go, Tommy. Give me a kiss.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Be a good boy for Mummy.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Good luck for tomorrow, yeah?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Thank you.- Come here.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- See you later.- See ya.- Bye, Tommy. See you, buddy.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Come on you, let's go in.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37MUSIC: "I Love It" by Icona Pop

0:01:50 > 0:01:53At last! Right, time for you to get changed.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54The stag's off.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56What? You told me to organise it!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yeah, yeah, I know what I said but...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01we've just buried Michael, you know?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04All the more reason for you to let your hair down. There you go.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11And you're sure you've got everything covered, yeah?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, yeah. The full Ian Beale experience.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Why does that not fill me with confidence?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Look, you won't regret it, all right? I promise you!- OK.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Nan said you were here.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42We just wanted to see if you were all right.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yeah, I'm fine.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Kim's given me a room back at the B&B.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Dad asked us to pack up the rest of your things, so...

0:02:53 > 0:02:54What happened?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56We just had a row.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58We'll make it up. We always do.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03OK. Well, we should probably go...

0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Stop pushing!- Here she is. The bride-to-be!- Hey!

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Dead woman walking, more like.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Er, who you are? - This is Tina, my little sister.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Do you mind if I tag along? - No. No! More the merrier.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Right, hen night. We've got a few essentials.- Ooh!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Got you a veil, garter...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Handcuffs!- What do I need handcuffs for?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28You'll find out soon enough.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- KNOCK AT DOOR - I'll get it! It's all right.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33He's up to something, you know.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36So what time did you tell everyone to get to the club?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Seven.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39What if no-one shows up?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Course they're going to show up! Stop worrying and get that down you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Nothing is going to go wrong.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47My invitation got lost in the post again, did it?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Aunt Sal! Who invited you?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Phil said to bring a bottle.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Right, you girls have fun, yeah? - HE LAUGHS

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'd avoid the Blackwall Tunnel if I was you.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Gridlocked.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Bianca not about?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Not unless she's hiding under the table.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Bit early for that, ain't it?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Christmas season's just round the corner.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Helps to get the punters into the spirit of things.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Plus the extra tips don't go amiss.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yeah, seeing as you've got, what, six kids to look after now?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Yeah, well when you put it like that.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Must make things very complicated, I suppose. Christmas, I mean.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I don't follow.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, them having to divide their time between you and the wife.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ex-wife.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Whose turn is it this year?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39To be honest with you, we always spend it together.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Saves on the earache in the long run.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Tel? I'm in here.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- All right? - Look at you, two thick as thieves.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- I'm going to have a bath. - No. You stay where you are.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I'm going to make myself scarce. Where's the kids?- In bed.- Ah!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Nice. This is beautiful.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Come on then! - Oh. Where is everybody?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07If they've got any sense, they'll have gone to the stag.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Someone put the flamin' lights on!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12MUSIC: "Insomnia" by Faithless

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You came! Wooo!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Right, let's get this party started.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Ronnie, I love it. Thank you so much.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Sal, get that down your neck.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25So, you all ready for tomorrow, Roxy?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27As ready as I'll ever be.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29My husband's going to pop down the stag later and introduce himself

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- to Alfie.- So what's he like then? - He has his moments.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35He ain't that northern bloke, is he? I've bagged him for myself.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- The one with the dark hair and leather jacket? Sexy stubble? - Yeah, yeah.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I don't fancy your chances there, darling. He was eyeing me up before.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You're practically a married woman! - There's nothing wrong with window shopping, is there?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Just as long as you don't open your purse!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER It took guts. You coming back here.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, that's one word for it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm proud of you.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55We all are.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Thanks, Sal.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Right, everybody grab a glass. Here we go.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Thank you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Grab one, honey.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Right.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12A toast! To the happy couple.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Hang on a minute! I don't even know his name yet.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yes, you do, Aunt Sal.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Alfie.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20It's Alfie Moon.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22What's she marrying that clown for?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25- Cheers!- Cheers!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Why can't we start yet?- Because we're going to wait for the groom.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I still can't believe Alfie left you in charge.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Let's at least give Ian a chance. - Thank you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I mean, he's had more stag dos than the rest of us put together!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43So, what have you got in store then, Beale? Strippers?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Casino?- I fancy one of those party buses. Couple of those hostesses.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48All will be revealed in due course.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Ian! Could I have a word?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54For once you're going to do as you're told. Come on! Round here.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56So if he's Alfie Moon, does that make you Mr Spoon?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oi! Come on, Ian's been working his proverbials off for tonight.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Yeah, I have! Now, gentlemen, let the games...commence!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Right, come on then. Twister first! - He's having a laugh, ain't he?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Come on!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Trace, give us a shot of rum or something.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43What are you doing dressed like that?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I just fancied a bath and an early night.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Not if I've got anything to do with it, you're not.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51How comes you ain't over at Roxy's?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Never could stand that silly cow.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'll go and get a couple of straws, shall I?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07LAUGHTER AND MUSIC

0:08:09 > 0:08:13You are going to get flummoxed.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16We're going to make sure of it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Here y'are.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22ALL: Down it, down it, down it, down it...

0:08:27 > 0:08:30You know, it was so nice of Roxy to invite me.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Not exactly spoilt for choice, was she?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- What the hell is in that? - They call it a head...- Ronnie!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Yeah?- Where is he?- Who? - The stripper!

0:08:40 > 0:08:45Well I might have got you something for your entertainment!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Butlers in the buff!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Perhaps it's that northerner that you were talking about earlier.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52He can chain me to the chair any time he likes, darling.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Excuse me! This is Rhoda.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Rhoda's a palm reader.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Which one's the bride to be? - That one. That one right there.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- So, come on. Let's take a look at you.- No, I'm first!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07What? I reckon I'm owed a bit of good luck, don't you?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Hi. You got that, erm...

0:09:15 > 0:09:19You know that Groove Armada, "I see you baby, shakin' that..." yeah?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I take it she's got your blessing?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31In that case, it's down to you to put a stop to it.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Wooo! Ron!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ron, you remember this?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I think it's about time you two showed us

0:09:40 > 0:09:42how you pulled in the punters in Ibiza.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44No, I'm too old for that!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I am game if you are.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Come on, Ron! - No! I'm going to sit it out.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Whether you like it or not, she's getting married in the morning.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm trying.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Try harder.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04All right, Rox.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yay!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12# I see you, baby

0:10:12 > 0:10:14# Shaking that ass

0:10:14 > 0:10:16# Shaking that ass

0:10:16 > 0:10:17# Shaking that ass

0:10:17 > 0:10:19# I see you, baby

0:10:19 > 0:10:21# Shaking that ass... #

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Is this really exciting or what, eh?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Right foot on green.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Where is the green?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Right foot on green.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Careful!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- This is stupid!- What?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36We should be stripping him naked and putting him on a ferry somewhere.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Billy, calm down. He's probably got something up his sleeve for later,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- ain't ya?- Well, if she's not blonde, tall and carrying a python,

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I ain't interested.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52It's Alfie, right?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Dunno, mate, depends who's asking.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Sorry, pal. Jake Stone.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58My missus runs the salon on Turpin Road.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Yeah, yeah. Alfie Moon.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Come say hello to everyone.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Erm, ladies, listen up. This is, erm... Sorry, what's your name?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Jake.- Jake. Sadie's old man.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- All right, Jake. How are you doing? - Right...

0:11:11 > 0:11:14shots coming through. Jake, do you want one?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- No.- Wise man.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Come and get 'em. Everyone got one?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- That's mine. - Right, let's have a toast, yeah?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23To the next Mrs Moon...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Hold on. Before we do that...

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Can we raise our glasses to Michael. I know how you all felt about him

0:11:29 > 0:11:33but he's still my cousin and, well, he should've been here. OK? So...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- To Michael.- Michael. Lovely.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Boys, give me a sec, yeah?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- All right, Alfie?- All right, Max.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Listen, mate, whatever Alice did...

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Max, I don't want to talk about that. OK? Not today.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- If you don't mind. - Right. I'll leave you to it.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Nah. Don't go. It's my big night, ain't it?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Come and have a drink with me, yeah?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Er, yeah, yeah.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Alfie?- Yeah?- How does it feel to finally become a Mitchell?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Through marriage!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15An East End family revered for centuries.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- You mean reviled. - I'll wear it as a badge of honour.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21What I can't understand is how a guy like Alfie Moon can end up

0:12:21 > 0:12:22with a girl like Roxy.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Me, you can imagine... - Shut up, you pair of tarts!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27No, you're looking at the Moon magic.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Come on, Alfie. We all know you're punching above your weight.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- I'll second that.- She worships the ground he walks on. Muppet!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34So don't screw it up.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Thank you for your vote of confidence, Phillip.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- To Roxy!- Roxy.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40To Roxy.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Come on! They can't have been all bad.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Garry Hobbs?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Wasn't he married to your sister? - Yeah. Don't ask!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Andy Hunter.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57DEEP VOICE: Anthony Trueman!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Then you married Alfie. - Yep. One and a half times.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Still...things can only get better, eh?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10How do you mean?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Well, you've found your Terry.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Now it's time for me to start looking, eh?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19You going to be all right about tomorrow?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20It's none of my business.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23So you're telling me, if Alfie knocked on that door

0:13:23 > 0:13:26right now, you wouldn't just want to snog his face off?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30That's not going to happen.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32That's not what I asked.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Me and Alfie are over,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39and it's time to look to the future.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Another glass?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51This time tomorrow, Ron, I'm going to be Mrs Alfie Moon.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You're sure it's what you really want?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah. Why would you say that?

0:13:55 > 0:14:00I just want to make sure that you're not having any last minute wobbles or anything.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04This time tomorrow, OK, I'm going to have everything I ever wanted.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I see a chequered history with men.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14There's no flies on Miss Marple here!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- She's been married three times! - Three?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Yeah. One of them was my ex! - Kevin?! You poor cow.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Right. I reckon it's the bride-to-be's turn now.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yeah, come on. Give it to me straight, Rhoda.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34I see he's a kind man. A gentle disposition.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35We called it 'simple' in my day.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Alfie's one of a kind, all right. - He adores her.- You make him sound like a golden retriever!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- At least they're good for something. - Are we going to be happy?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45What she means is, does she have to worry about Kat?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Just ignore her, Rox. - Well, she has got a point.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Who rattled your cage?- I'm just saying, you know, it can't be easy,

0:14:50 > 0:14:52can it? Living across the Square from your husband's ex.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I trust Alfie.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55But can you trust Kat?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Kat ain't a problem.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Ron, have a word with this lot, will you?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm going to go and get the cake.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Ronnie!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- I wonder what she'll be wearing tomorrow?- Who?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Roxy! Bet it'll be something really trashy.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I don't want to talk about her.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Next year, it's all going to change for me, you know.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24What do you mean?

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Well, now Alfie's getting hitched,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28it gives me a chance to think more clearly.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I thought we wasn't going to talk about him?- It's not easy,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33living across the Square from them two, you know.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34I know.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- That's why I just want tomorrow over and done with.- Yeah.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42He's not my problem any more, is he?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I wish them well.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46I do. I really wish 'em well.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- What are you getting upset for? - Can't you and him...

0:15:51 > 0:15:54No! No, listen, I had my chance and I blew it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01So why don't you ask Terry to start introducing me

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- to some of his single mates, yeah? - Yeah.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Oh, sorry.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09His hand's shaking!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12That's because you're stood over me, ain't ya!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Here you go, mate.- Oh, cheers.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- It's Jake, ain't it?- Yeah.- Max.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21My wife - or ex-wife - used to own the salon.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Nice to meet you.- Yeah.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Nah, don't worry about him cos I'm the Jenga ninja champion.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Tel... Walford to Greenwich.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36- A124...- Yep.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- ..A13...- Yep.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39..A102M,

0:16:39 > 0:16:41A207.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43He's amazing!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46THEY ALL CHEER

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Nah, nah, nah, that was the vibrations from the Tube, that was!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The nerves are getting to you, Alf.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Yeah, as if, Billy.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56That'll be it, Alfie, won't it?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58No more room for manoeuvre after today.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00That never stopped you before, has it, Max?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Well, if I could turn back the clock, Phil...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Says the man who gets caught.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Face facts. I mean, most men don't know how to be faithful.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Don't judge us with your standards, Billy.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11So what were you and Jane doing, eh? Swapping recipes?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14So you think most women wouldn't stray then?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Of course they would. You've only got to look at...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Don't stop on my account, Billy. - Nice one, Billy.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I didn't mean Kat. - Who were you talking about then?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Little Mo? Anyway, we've all been there, ain't we?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Been where?- Had an ex that we want to see the back of.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Or in Ian's case, she'd want to see the back of him!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Well, Kat's always going to be a part of Tommy's life, all right?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah, that's half the problem. There's no escaping them, is there?

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Looks like you're stuck with each other now. - How many have we had between us?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43We're talking double figures.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45So you take it from someone who knows, Alfie.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47You draw a line in the sand and you move on.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50You don't look back. All right?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Come on, you. Spill.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55What are you talking about?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Alfie, I'm not only your best man, I'm your best mate.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I can read you like a book.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It just feels really weird being here, Ian.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Knowing that this is where me and Kat got married.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14I just thought...

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Thought what?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21That there wouldn't be anyone else.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Hey, come on. This is the drink talking.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25- You reckon, do you?- Yeah.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29You're probably right. I'm going to pop out and get some air.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Do me a favour, just keep this lot entertained, yeah?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Cheers.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53CHEERING

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Right, come on, Sal -

0:18:54 > 0:18:57you must have a bit of advice for the bride-to-be?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Oh, what's the point? It'll all end in tears. It always does.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Aunt Sal!- Well, it's true!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05The women in our family are cursed when it comes to men.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Well, let's hope Alfie's the one to break the mould, eh?- Thank you.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12What about you, Ron?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14You got any advice?

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Why don't I go and get some plates?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17I asked you a question.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19You don't want to know what I think.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23- Yeah, I do.- Let's not do this here.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Let's not do what here?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- If you've got something to say, then just say it.- Please, Roxy!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Just tell me!

0:19:38 > 0:19:39He still loves her.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- SHE LAUGHS - He doesn't.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Yes, he does. It's written all over his face.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54They can see it.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I can see it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58The only person who can't see it...

0:20:00 > 0:20:01..is you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11You are wrong.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12I wish I was.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16What do you know about relationships anyway?

0:20:16 > 0:20:20You make out like Jack was some knight in shining armour.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Well, I tell you something,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23it didn't stop him sleeping with me, did it?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I am not doing this. Not tonight.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28You know what your problem is, Ronnie? You -

0:20:28 > 0:20:30you can't bear to see anyone else happy.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Well, I'm really, really sorry that my life

0:20:33 > 0:20:35is not as screwed up as yours is.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I'm sorry, Kat. I don't know what's come over me.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55That cheap bottle of wine, I reckon.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Yeah.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Listen, now you deserve someone who's going to

0:21:01 > 0:21:04worship the ground you walk on.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Cos there ain't no-one like you, Kat Slater.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- You say that like it's a good thing. - Yeah, it is. See you later!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Love you!- Yeah. Love you more.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40What have you forgotten?

0:21:43 > 0:21:44HE BURPS

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Trace, vodka and coke, and make it a double.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Hey. Where's the groom? - He's done a runner.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Shame, I was saving a special dance just for him.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Shame to make it a wasted trip. - Yeah.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07What's the matter with you? Look at the state of you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I'm just having a good time.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Take this. Get some food and sober up.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Why are you doing this? - I don't hate you, do I?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Listen, why can't we just forget about Carl

0:22:19 > 0:22:20and give it another try, yeah?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Just forget what happened... Max, please!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Right, I'm calling it a night. - I'm right behind you.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Give me that. Drink it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- What is it?- It's coffee, drink it.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Is it hot?- Oh, shut up.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Ha-ha-haa!

0:22:47 > 0:22:51I thought you'd be in some seedy night club by now.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Nah.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56That's not my bag, is it? I didn't fancy all that.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57No.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Me and B have been putting the world to rights.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Science, politics, men.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07You name it, we've solved it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13I want you there tomorrow, Kat.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15What are you talking about?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Like, me and you. We're like a team, ain't we?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You're drunk.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23No, I'm serious, all right.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Budge up.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Like, you know,

0:23:27 > 0:23:31I want you there tomorrow. You know, me and you and Tommy at the church.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Have you taken a bang to the head or something? Why are you saying all this?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Cos you're my best friend. - I'm your wife!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41At least I was.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Do you really think I can stand in that church

0:23:45 > 0:23:47and watch you two get married?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'm not doing it unless you're there.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Stop this, please.- Kat, I mean it.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56This isn't fair. You can't come round here saying all this.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You are marrying Roxy, right?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01You. Me. This...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05..Us... It's over.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You don't mean that.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14You're not my Alfie any more.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I'll always be your Alfie.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36So, does anyone want a drink?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Yeah, I'm in.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41You know that guy you were talking about, that northern fella?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Oh, yeah.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43That's my husband.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52You know what?

0:24:52 > 0:24:54She can't talk to me like this.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Roxy.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Roxy!

0:25:28 > 0:25:31What has Alfie...ever done to you?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36What's he done to make you hate him so much?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39I don't hate him.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Then why can't you just be happy for me, Ron?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Because he's not right for you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53There you go again.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55There you go again.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- You don't even know him. - I've seen enough.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03I used to be so jealous of you, do you know that?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05I did.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You had everything, didn't you?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Look at you now.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Can we do this when you're not drunk?- No.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Alfie was right about you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20All along, Alfie was right about you.

0:26:20 > 0:26:25All you have done since you've been back here is stir up trouble.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27And it stops here!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35You, stay away

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- from that church tomorrow... - Please, Roxy...

0:26:38 > 0:26:42..and you stay away from me.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01No! No, I can't do this.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I can't do this.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Me and you, yeah, we are no good for each other.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Don't say that. - I've hurt enough people.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12I'm not like that any more. I want you to go.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Will you just go?!

0:28:05 > 0:28:07ROXY: Grandad?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10What are you doing?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Just, just...

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Just grabbing a bit of fresh air.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Ron's not coming to the wedding.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Oh, Rox. Come here.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Come on! What did you talk about?

0:28:45 > 0:28:47- No. We'll discuss it in the morning. - Discuss what?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49LOUD KNOCK AT DOOR Who's that?

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Take that up. Put it next to my bed.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57You've got to get someone to look after the stall tomorrow.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Why? What's going on?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I've got to go. I can't stay here.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03I've messed up, B.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Kat, where are you going?

0:29:09 > 0:29:10I'm leaving.

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