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0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hey.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hey!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Happy wedding day.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hey, happy wedding day yourself.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58KNOCKING

0:00:58 > 0:01:00All right, I'm coming!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh! You all right?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Don't go.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08What?

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Come on. You can get through today. I'll be right there with you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Please don't go.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hm.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mrs Moon. Moon.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Moooon.- Moon.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25How can you make it sound so rude? Moon.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Does it suit me? - Yeah, course it does.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Listen, my wife-to-be, how do you fancy a bit of brekkie?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- No.- Uh?- No, I couldn't eat anything - I'm too excited.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Now, listen, before all the craziness starts,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- I want you to remember to pack your passport.- Ah.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45And also, you haven't told me all the sordid details.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Eh?

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Your stag!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, the stag. More like an old deer. Yeah, it was all right.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52How did your night go?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, I woke up feeling invincible.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57OK, OK.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01You know, I know we've had our problems, and...well,

0:02:01 > 0:02:05here we are - ready to spend the rest of our lives together,

0:02:05 > 0:02:09and I think it's amazing, don't you?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Yeah, I do.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Yeah! Good practice for the vicar. - Hear what I said there?

0:02:15 > 0:02:16- I did.- Well spotted.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Morning.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21It's complicated.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Has something happened?- Oh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It has, ain't it?

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Kat!

0:02:26 > 0:02:31All right. Look, you can't tell anyone, all right?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Me and Alfie kissed.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36No way!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I put a stop to it, all right,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and you're right - I have to move on, and it made me realise that if

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I stay here I can't do that, so I'm going to go stay with Zoe in Spain.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48No, no, no, hang on a minute - let's get back to the kiss.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Who kissed who? I mean, who went in for the lunge?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52He did.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- No way!- Don't do that!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- What?- That face. This isn't good! He's getting married today!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59He obviously ain't over you, is he?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02So you've got to go and speak to him and find out what he wants.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04No.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07No, for once, I am doing the right thing.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10This ain't about right and wrong - he still loves you, Kat!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Don't matter what you do, him and Roxy are never going to work.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, it might, if I'm not around.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20How?

0:03:20 > 0:03:25You're in his head, Kat. You are in his heart.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28You can't pack that away in a suitcase and fly away.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36I was completely out of order and I'm sorry.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Is that it?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I just want you to be happy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And you've been saying that, what, all my life?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I don't actually think it's true.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I think you want to just control me, you want to put me

0:03:49 > 0:03:53in a little box and keep me there so that I never, ever stop needing you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54That is so not true!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- It's like when I got married to Sean, remember that?- No, I try not to remember that, Roxy.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59And that is it!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04That's it, Ron. You're just so judgmental!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Me and Sean, we happened.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11OK, it didn't work, but Ronnie, I loved him.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I did, and I don't regret any of it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19And Alfie - it's going to work, and I just really want today -

0:04:19 > 0:04:24today - to be the happiest day of my entire life, OK?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26So do I.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Then you will respect my decision to let Phil give me away.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You still don't want me to come?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33I do, I do, I do, I...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Only if, hand on heart,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41you can honestly tell me that you're happy for me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Cos if you can't, then, no - I'm sorry.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47It's your call, Ron.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Please tell me that you sell safety pins!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55The missus is having a dress crisis.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Sadie?- Yeah.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Oh. She's lovely, she is. We had a right old laugh last night.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah - joking about, we were, saying all sorts of...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07really stupid, stupid stuff.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Look, I'd love to stay and chat,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11but I don't want to be late for the wedding,

0:05:11 > 0:05:15so, the handcuffs... Sorry, safety pins?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19On the stand round the corner.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Lauren?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Your mummy's going to look

0:05:27 > 0:05:29so beautiful in the church, just like you.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31See you later, darling.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Hiya. Listen, I'm going to get over to Ian's, all right, and, er...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'll see you at the church.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41OK.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Hey, are you OK? - No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just go. Just go, OK?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49All right. I love you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Back at you, Grandad.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Go on, just get out, and let me get changed.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Sure you're all right?- Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56See you later.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05You all right?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Do you want to...go in there.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Listen...

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Before you say anything, all right, I just want to apologise

0:06:27 > 0:06:30about last night, you know, I made a complete prat of myself.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'd had too much to drink and my head's pounding right now

0:06:33 > 0:06:37and I... I just want to thank you for stopping me

0:06:37 > 0:06:38making a terrible mistake.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41And you were right.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You are right, you know, I'm marrying Roxy

0:06:44 > 0:06:46and we're happy and...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49..you know, and I can't destroy that.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51So thank you.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Anyway, listen...his suit is hanging up in the lounge.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Kat, you don't mind letting yourself out, do you?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Only I've got Beale shouting down my ear,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06you know what he's like for timekeeping and all that.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Oh, there he is. - Hello, fellas.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Listen, I can't hang about - got Ian waiting for me

0:07:27 > 0:07:30to be spruced up, but listen, drinks on the house, all right?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Brilliant - just bought a round.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Surprised you still want that, after last night?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Had to pass the time somehow.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36I had quite a good time.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Thank you, Masood.- Oh, Alf, next time you have a stag do,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41try and get a real man to organise it, yeah?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42What's this about next time?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44He's just having a laugh.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45You'll be a Mitchell soon, Alfie.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Make sure you write a will.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yeah, yeah.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Kat! Hi.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Um, do you think you could give me a hand with something?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, look, please. Come on - it won't take long, I promise.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Alfie?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37There's like a little hook at the back and I can't get to it -

0:08:37 > 0:08:38just there.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42That's it. You got it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Yep. There you go.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Thank you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Do I look all right?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Yeah.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57You wore red, didn't you, on your wedding day?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58I've seen the pictures.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Alfie keeps the albums hidden away,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03but the others are all covered in dust.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05It's a dead giveaway.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Roxy, I'm sorry, I've really got to go.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Kat, look, please, just...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I know this is really hard for you,

0:09:14 > 0:09:17and it's really weird for me, too.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I guess I just want to say I'm sorry.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Why?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Because I've been a right cow, haven't I?

0:09:29 > 0:09:35I guess I felt like I had something to prove to you, and I don't, do I?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38You're Tommy's mum.

0:09:38 > 0:09:44You are always going to be part of Alfie's life - of our lives - so...

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'd really like it if we could find a way to be mates.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah, course, mates.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- You look beautiful, by the way.- Oh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06SHE STIFLES A CRY

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Walk away.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- What?- I'm asking you not to marry my sister.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20You know, you're sick, Ronnie, you know that?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22You're supposed to love her more than anyone else.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, I do. That's why I'm asking.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I know it's going to be tough at first

0:10:27 > 0:10:31and she'll be absolutely heartbroken, but much better now than later.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33What makes you think that I'll ever leave her, eh?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Because I know you don't love her, Alfie.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I mean, really love her.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44The way you really love Kat.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Let me tell you something now, Ronnie -

0:10:48 > 0:10:51none of this is any of your business,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53but since you're determined to stick your nose in,

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I'll let you into a secret...

0:10:57 > 0:11:00If I loved Kat more than I loved your sister, then I'd be with Kat.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Trust me, I've had a million and one chances to get back with her.

0:11:05 > 0:11:11But I choose Roxy, cos I want to spend the rest of my life with Roxy.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17If I didn't love Roxy,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20do you honestly think that I'd put up with you?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Two tickets to Ibiza for this evening.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38One way.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, the first passenger is Kathleen Moon.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Well, let's have a look at you, then? I love a man in a suit.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Don't get used to it. Enough of this malarkey in the army.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Better make the most of today then, eh?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Right. Ready to leave in ten minutes?- Hm-mm.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Could you just nip upstairs and get my bag for me, please?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01What did your last one die of?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06So, what did you two talk about last night, then?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Uh, nothing much. He seems like a decent bloke.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13See? I knew you'd get on! Brilliant, ain't he?

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Yeah. Good he gets on with his ex-wife, for the sake of the kids.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20What, he talked about his ex-wife?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- No. No.- Well, he must've done for you to say that.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29No, it's just the kids like it, apparently - the...the tradition.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32What tradition's that, then?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Um, leave it now, I shouldn't have said anything.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Dad?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39It's just that they all spend Christmas together, apparently.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Is this it?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You spend Christmas with Nikki?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah. Sometimes, yeah... Why'd you tell her that?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48He didn't tell me. I got it out of him.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49It's no big deal, is it?

0:12:49 > 0:12:54Christmas is about family. Spending time with the ones you love - it's quite a big deal in my book.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It's not a planned thing, it just works out like that.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58So she accidentally pops round, does she?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'll leave you two to it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Like, whoops, I tripped on the Christmas tree and here I am on your lap, that kind of thing, yeah?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Stand still.- I am! - Stop fidgeting.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Ian, I'm not fidgeting. Look at that. Beautiful.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Looks great.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17You OK?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes. Course I'm OK. Couldn't be better.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23You know, it's, like...happiest day of my life, ain't it?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right, so it was the booze talking, then?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Course. Once I got a bit of fresh air, sorted me right out.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Come on. We off now? Come on.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31You haven't gone to the loo.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- So?- Well, we're two and a half minutes ahead of schedule.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- And...?- I've also allowed for traffic

0:13:36 > 0:13:39and if we don't hit any then we're going to be eight minutes ahead

0:13:39 > 0:13:43of schedule and I hadn't planned for that sort of void in the timetable.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Shut up, you tart! Come on.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, look at you. You look beautiful.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Yes, you do.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You scrub up all right.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, don't, Phil, I've just put my mascara on.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Should have used waterproof.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Why? Why do you know about waterproof mascara?!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Do you still want me to give you away?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yeah. Come on. Let's go.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15What about Ronnie? Is she even coming with us?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Come on, let's get down the stairs. Good girl.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21How is it not a big deal, Tel?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I can't be with someone who's still involved with their ex.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26They were fine earlier. What have you said?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Thanks for the credit, Carol, but even I couldn't start World War III.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Ta-da.- She's the mother of my children!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Unless we communicate through telepathy,

0:14:34 > 0:14:35- I don't have much choice, do I? - OK, fine.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But if you want to have Christmas together

0:14:37 > 0:14:40you're not having it in Walford. Kat! Hang on.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45What're you doing? What did Alfie say?

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- I'm going to Spain and that's that. - Well... Let me take you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I've got a cab here, look.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Please. Just wait. What airport you going to?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Southend.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, let me take you. Wait.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Give me the keys.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03What're you doing?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Helping me mate out.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Where are you going? - I'm taking her to the airport.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- What airport?- Southend.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Not in my cab, you're not. - Oh, yes, I am. Watch me.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Well, fine. I don't even want to go to the wedding anyway.- Good.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Sorry, mate, she's got a cab.- Sorry. - Come on.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26ORGAN PLAYS Handel's Hallelujah Chorus

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Hello! So exciting, isn't it? The flowers look beautiful, by the way!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Good luck!- Yeah, good luck, Alfie.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43And listen, don't worry about the seating plan, I got it covered.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Thank you, Fats.- No worries, man.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hello, ladies.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Max.- All right, Alfie? Good luck.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Thank you.- Good luck.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Thank you.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Good luck.- Thank you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11All right if we squeeze in next to you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12As long as there's no football talk.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14All right, mate?

0:16:14 > 0:16:15This is my daughter, Lauren.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Lauren, what're you doing? That was a bit rude.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24I want to sit with my mates, don't I?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- You all right, Poppy? You look lovely.- Ditto!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Is that vintage or high street? It's lovely.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Oy-oy-oy-oy.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- It's lovely.- Thank you.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Why do people keep wishing me good luck?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I feel like I'm about to sit an exam or something.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Cos that's what people do at weddings.- Oh!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Alfie, Tina sends her apologies, she's at home puking up.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Unless you're Shirley Carter, of course.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Thank you, Shirley.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Where're you going?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Karzi.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hang on, the bride's going to be here in six and a half minutes!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Oh! Sorry!- When was the last time you drove a car?

0:17:23 > 0:17:24I'm all right once I get going.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- What happened with Terry? - Forget him. What's Alfie say, then?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Nothing.- So he's all right with you taking Tommy out of the country, is he?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Look, I know it's not ideal,

0:17:31 > 0:17:33but I'm not going to stop him seeing his son.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37We'll just sort something out later. Right now, I just have to leave.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Abs, just calm down, will you?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53All right. Well, just do what you can.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yes, all right. See you in a bit.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Abi, freaking out - their cab ain't turned up.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Budge up.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Don't worry - I'm not going to jump you, Max.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Are you sure you can't see the safety pin?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17No. You look stunning, as always.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Alfie's not ready yet. You're going to have to keep Roxy outside.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- How?- I don't know, use your imagination.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- You ready?- Yeah!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Wow! Wow! Look at you! Beautiful.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07But you know what, maybe it's best you chill out a bit.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Why?- Well, because...

0:19:09 > 0:19:12we've got to make sure the whole congregation is quiet...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and all their eyes are on you, and that dress.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15So...

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Fine. OK.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- What? - SHE WHISPERS

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, Amy! I told you to go before we went.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Phil?- Me?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Yes. I'm not getting wee on my dress.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Go on. Go with Phil, go do a wee.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Come on, darling.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Alfie?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Roxy's here, mate.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Good thing is we're only a couple of minutes behind schedule, yeah?

0:20:04 > 0:20:10You know, people say follow your gut, but what does that mean?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13What part of you does that message come from?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15What if it wasn't your gut,

0:20:15 > 0:20:20but it was your head after a boozy, confusing night?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22We all have thoughts, don't we?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I mean, I defy any married man to tell me that he's not had thoughts.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Not all thoughts are bad.

0:20:27 > 0:20:33It's what you do with them thoughts that counts... That's what counts.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35What're you saying?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You know you asked me last night where I was...

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I lied.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, you didn't?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I did.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57I kissed Kat.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09He said that he'd made a mistake and that I'd done the right thing.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11And you believed him?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Do you still love him, Kat?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Do you?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23You know I do, but that don't change anything.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54If Fats ever keeps me waiting on our wedding day,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I swear there would not be any...

0:21:57 > 0:22:00wedding night fun, if you know what I mean.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You don't think, um..?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Think what?- Nothing.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I hate to rush you, but time's ticking.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12I know. I know.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17All right. What're you thinking?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Ian, I don't...I don't know, all right?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Do you love Roxy?- Yes.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Or do you think you love Kat more?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30All right. Listen, OK - you don't.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34You think you're in love with her, but you're not.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Just trust me on this, OK, because I know.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41My first two wives, right, Cindy and Mel, they were like an addiction.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I mean, the highs, they are like nothing on Earth,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46but the lows, when you come crashing down

0:22:46 > 0:22:51because of their lying, and their cheating, their shifty little looks.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Do you really want to put yourself through all that again?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Or do you want to marry someone who loves you, who wants to be with you,

0:22:58 > 0:23:03someone you can have a good, happy, honest life with?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11I think you're the kind of bloke that just wants to be happy.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Are you OK, Alfred?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- And up.- Phil, what's the time?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Ten past.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Right.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! He's not ready, Rox.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Who's not ready? What, Alfie?

0:23:44 > 0:23:48No... No. Not Alfie. The vicar...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- The vicar?- He's got to go over his lines, you know...

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Fats, the bloke has been doing this for 20 years!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I think he knows what he is doing.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58What are you not telling me?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Fats, get out of my way.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- It's just...- Get out of my way!

0:24:14 > 0:24:15ORGAN STOPS

0:24:33 > 0:24:36MUSIC: The Wedding March by Mendelssohn

0:24:55 > 0:24:58THEY MOUTH

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Ian. Where's Tommy?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Where are we?

0:25:31 > 0:25:35B, please tell me you're not driving me to the church.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Think of Tommy - he wants to see his dad getting married.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Right, turn around now. - It's just round this corner.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45I told you I can't sit there and watch him get married!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47We're nearly there now, Kat.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I can't believe you're doing this to me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54And into this holy estate

0:25:54 > 0:25:57these two persons present now come to be joined.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05let them speak now or for ever hold their peace.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Then I shall continue.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Right, go on. I'll wait here.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- No, I'm not getting out of this cab. - Yes, you are.- B!

0:26:30 > 0:26:33You can't roll over and let someone marry the love of your life!

0:26:33 > 0:26:34It's too late!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Not until the ring's on his finger, it's not!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- No, I can't... I can't. - Yes, you can.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Will you, Alfred William Moon,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49take Roxanne Lizette Mitchell to be your wife?

0:26:50 > 0:26:55Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her,

0:26:55 > 0:26:56in sickness and in health,

0:26:56 > 0:27:02for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse,

0:27:02 > 0:27:06and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her

0:27:06 > 0:27:07as long as you both shall live?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12CLATTERING

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Alfred?

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Shall I repeat the question?

0:27:57 > 0:27:58No.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04I do.

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