0:00:26 > 0:00:28It's our son's birthday.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Do we have to do this now?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yes, Sam.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Why didn't you tell us?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39This says that you've been on the transplant list since March!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I know what it says.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Please tell me...
0:00:46 > 0:00:50PLEASE tell me that you didn't just come to Walford
0:00:50 > 0:00:52to get your hands on my son's kidney?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I can explain...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You should have knocked that Alfie's teeth out.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- At least broken a few ribs. - Yeah, and who'd run the Vic, genius?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Just get this junk out of my way, will ya?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06It's your fault, making us kip down here.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07I don't care, get it moved.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- This ain't a doss house, you know. - She'll sort it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Was it the slaphead or the charming personality
0:01:12 > 0:01:13that first attracted you to him?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15All right, that's it, sling your hook.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, he's a sensitive soul, ain't he, eh?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- I ain't going to say it again. - You're chucking us out?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- You can stay, but gobby here's out today.- Look, I go, she goes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Suit yourself, but either way, you're out of here tonight.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I wasn't thinking straight.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I was ill...
0:01:31 > 0:01:32I didn't know what else to do.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I was scared...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37that I'd never find a donor...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40You couldn't just WAIT your turn, like everybody else?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41I was running out of time!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I don't want to be stuck on some machine for the rest of my life...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And then you remembered, "I have a son!"
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So you thought you'd just come and find us
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- and take what you wanted!- No!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I knew Dexter COULD be a match...
0:01:59 > 0:02:02..but I waited on that list as long as I could.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Coming back here was the last thing I wanted to do.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, but you did come back.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And I nearly lost my son.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13But what do you care?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- He's just a tissue match to you. - Whoa!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Dexter is my life!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I didn't think I could love anyone as much as I love him.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I don't feel good about what I've done.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I put my boy through hell.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35My own flesh and blood...
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You have no idea what that feels like.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Oh, yes, I do.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I stood by while they cut him open.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And I told my son...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53that he was doing a good thing.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59He's going to be back soon.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ava...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03you can't tell him.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I've only just got him back...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07don't take him from me now.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Do you think that I want him to find out on his birthday?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13That all the presents, and the money,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17and the Superdad act, was just because you needed a transplant?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So there I was, lying on that hospital bed.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Death knocking at my door
0:03:23 > 0:03:26and I see the face of this beautiful angel.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29So we got you to blame, have we? Bringing him back to life!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31The five pints of donor blood we pumped into him didn't hurt.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34So, dragging you along to the party of the year, an' all, is he?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37There's nothing wrong with a party in the afternoon with your parents.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39When you're nine.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Not when you're 21... - I don't know, mate,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42pass the parcel's pretty rock 'n' roll.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, shut up. Look Dex, ignore him all right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ronnie's got Lexi and I'm making a night of it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Thank you, Lola. And I'm not embarrassed, yeah.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I want the cake, I want the balloons, I want it all.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I never had my whole family around me like that.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Jay, if you don't fancy it, that's cool, bruv.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm not exactly going to miss you.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Don't worry about me, just worry about them beers.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Done all right there, ain't he?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07She ain't all that, is she?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Come on, Pete, hurry up, mate. - Just give me one sec.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13You having a laugh?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- What? - Do you have to do that here?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm not going to let you lot mind the stall, am I?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22You've all ready got one of my lemons.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Just a couple of nights, Patrick?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Shirls, I'm so sorry but the B&B's all full up.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- I'm sure you'll find something. - Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Thanks, my dear.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Don't tell me, Dex's party?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, yeah man, me special punch.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Joey.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46How's your sister doing?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yeah, no, she's bearing up.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Would you rather
0:04:51 > 0:04:55snog some random tramp every day or become a nun?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oi, Riddler! That wasn't Phil's jokey face, he was serious.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59We've got nowhere to live.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01We do know someone who'd sort us out, don't we?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- It's only one call.- No! I'd rather sleep on a park bench.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Right, shift yourself.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09We will find somewhere, but you let me do the talking, all right?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13She don't even look like my sister no more.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14I don't know, just...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16She looks like a stranger.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It doesn't matter.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- What, is that still going on?- Yep.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I'm not judging you. But I can't really get my head around you two.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, you don't need to get your head round nothing, do you?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, right, well, I'll see you later then, yeah?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- I need to go, babe.- Thanks for the chat.- Yeah, any time.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oi, Janine?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You all right, yeah?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah. I just forgot my purse.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Look, there's nothing going on with me and Lauren.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47She wanted to talk, got some problems with a bloke.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48It's none of my business.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's not like we're in a relationship or anything.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Come on, Janine...- I've got to go pick Scarlett up, don't worry.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Well, if I was Roxy, I'd never forgive Alfie, is she all right?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I don't know, I ain't seen her.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I left the house as soon as this morning. Phil had the raving hump.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Do I even look 18? I'm definitely going to get in this club, right?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09They ain't going to turn you away dressed like that.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I don't know, you got any fake ID?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Here you are, no heavy lifting. Nurses' orders.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Right, babe? - Can I have a word, Dexter?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You can have whatever you like.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23How did he get her?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Abs, do you reckon Dex'll mind if I invite a friend tonight?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- No, I doubt that he'd notice. - What friend is this?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh, it's no-one you know.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Your dad didn't say it was going to be a family party.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yeah, but what's the problem?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's all a bit full-on for a first date, you know?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I'll meet you at the club. Dalston, wasn't it?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Come on, mate, I'm freezing out here.- Just give me a minute!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Look, Laura...- Text me when you get there.- Where's she off to?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Hey, blud, did you get pied? - Not a word.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yeah, don't want to hear nothing from none of you.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What a wasteman!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Look, I swear to God, Peter and Jay, I'll beat you up, innit.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- I promise, all right. - Dexter's a wasteman, he got pied.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03HE SCOFFS
0:07:03 > 0:07:04You know?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'm kind of relieved that you know everything.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Now we can carry on with the rest of our lives.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Carry on?- Hmm.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17We've missed out on 20 years.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21This is our time.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We've made a life together here.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I don't want to be on my own again.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I want Dexter...
0:07:31 > 0:07:32- ..and I want you.- Sam...
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I can't just pretend that I don't know the truth.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38The truth?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41The truth is...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46..I make you happy. Huh?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You want to throw away what we've got,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52because of one piece of paper?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Do you know what? Just stop it!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58You've lied to me for months, you cannot SEDUCE me into forgiving you.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Ava, please!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You don't want me!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05You haven't come anywhere near me since the operation.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I've served my purpose.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Sleeping with me was all part of your plan.- Stop this.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12And you were good.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You had me fooled.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15I thought...
0:08:15 > 0:08:19that I was in bed with somebody who actually wanted to be there.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- How can you say that, huh?- Sam.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26For once in your life, be honest.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Look me in the eye.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Do you love me?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yes or no.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39We've got more going for us than other couples.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You need to go.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- No.- Look, when Dexter goes out tonight,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46you pack your bags and you leave.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Because I never want to see you again.- Ava...
0:08:49 > 0:08:50No!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52DOOR OPENS
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Dexter. Hey, Dex, where you been?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- The Minute Mart.- You took your time.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Mind your step. - The food fight was not my idea.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Where's Laura?- She done a runner. - Shut up, man!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08She's going to meet us at the club later.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09- PATRICK:- Where is the birthday boy?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Hey, my darling.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Happy Birthday, son!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hey, so what's up with the face?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, he got dumped.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Never mind, man, one glass of me punch
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- and you'll forget all about her. - Hold on, where's Nan?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh, um...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29She's a bit delicate you know, experimenting with the punch.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Well, she can't miss my birthday.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, look, if your nan's not well, then...
0:09:32 > 0:09:36She's all right, she'll try her best to be here, I promise you.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It ain't a party until the music starts.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44SKA MUSIC
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Go on, Patrick.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- You putting that whole one in?- Yeah.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I mean, a roof and four walls, it's not a lot to ask for is it?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58It is if you haven't got the rent or the deposit.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Well, what about mates rates? - Oh, come on, Shirl!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You know I just work here, Janine's the guv'nor.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Billy, I've got a little bit of a cash flow problem at the moment.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- You do remember what that's like, don't you?- Yes, yes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Can I help you, madam?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12No, I don't think so.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Shirl, can you lend us a quid for some cockles?- No.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- That ain't your sister, is it? - Yeah, Tina.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I thought so. You got the same look about you, except she isn't as...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Attractive?- Yeah.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31So has she...?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33She got a fella, has she?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35No.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37No, not at the moment.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Getting a lot of attention though. - Yeah, I bet she is.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Anyway, I got work to do.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Ava...- Not now.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Look, ain't you got anything on there from the 21st century?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Hey, hey, you don't diss a man's tunes, you hear me?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Well, it's my birthday, my music. I got a playlist on here
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and I made it especially for today, yeah?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Dean! You made it, hey. - Who's that?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Oh, that's the bloke she met playing pool, why?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Lola said you might be going on to a club tonight?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm meeting a couple of friends down there later.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- What, do you want to come? - If you don't mind me tagging along?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25No, of course not.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28We've got a spare seat in the cab as well, mate.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30There you go, sorted then.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Come on then, who wants to dance?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Well, I feel it's only right
0:11:34 > 0:11:36that the birthday boy should start us off.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Jay, I'm going to beat you up. Don't touch me, get off!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40- I'm not going to dance.- Come on.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Don't want to see none of that twerking though!- You coming?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Lola don't waste no time, does she? - Yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- You all right?- Yeah, I just don't see why we invited
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- a complete stranger on our night out.- He's all right.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Listen, you know what'll liven this up, don't ya?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03A drinking game.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10I can't leave.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14What am I supposed to say to him?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19You'll think of something.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Tell you what, why don't you check the fridge?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I think we're running a bit low on milk.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Bit lower.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31In for a penny.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33That'll get Billy hot under the collar like that.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36What about that?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You're supposed to be finding us a place to live,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- not getting a caution for soliciting.- You still here?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- I thought we'd seen the back of you. - Yeah, the back, the front.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Temptation too much was it, was that why you kicked me out?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51He's doing it again, Shirl, he's undressing me with his eyes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Think you're a comedian, don't you?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56No, I'm deadly serious. You could be the man to turn me?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Yeah, the only thing that's turning around here is my stomach.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Come on, you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Food plates there, help yourself. Drinks.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15There's plenty of milk. We ain't never going to run out.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Me and you may be done.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21But you can't make me leave my son.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24I ain't going nowhere.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Right come on then Dex, it's your go!- Dex, come on.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- But I was, OK...- Leave her alone.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Look, I have never, ever in my life...
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Been dumped a half hour after meeting a bird.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Jay, I am really going off you. - You love me. Pete, your go.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Never have I ever...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- gone out with... - Slept with.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48..gone out with...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51someone famous.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Patrick!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Go on, who?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Two Eyes Cafe, 1965.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Let's just say that I had more than a frothy cup of coffee that night.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Patrick!- Right, Abs, your go.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09No, I'm not drinking.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11That's all right, you can still ask a question.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, OK.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15OK, eh...
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Never have I ever fancied someone in this room.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20What?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23If you fancy someone in this room then you drink.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Drink up.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Yes, I do fancy you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Here we go. Hurry up.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37My turn, I have never...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40lied to somebody to get 'em into bed.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Do they all have to be about sex?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Calm down, calm down.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Dexter, hey.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56DEXTER BANGS ON DOOR Mum?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Yeah?- Everything all right in there?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah, babe, yeah.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm just...
0:15:04 > 0:15:05..making myself beautiful.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Do you want me to give you another 2½ hours then?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I'm joking, Mum. You know you don't need none of that rubbish.- Liar.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Oi, Mum, you been crying?- No.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Have you and Dad had another argument again?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27These are just... They're happy tears.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Look at you. Look.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31You're all grown up. My baby.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I just want everything to be...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- perfect for you.- It is.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42It is, Mum. This is the best birthday I've ever had.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Go on, then, get back out there.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- You got a good boy there, you know. - The best.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Did you see that?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12No, what?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Nothing.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- So, still in denial? - Yeah, proper, how's Lola?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Oh, no, she likes him, not that she'll ever admit it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25You know what I think?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28If the world was full of more people like me and you,
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- it'd be a better place.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36You a good mate of Lola's then?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Yeah.- How comes a girl as fit as her is single?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Don't know, I guess people get put off.- By what?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You know, Lexi. Her daughter.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Did she not tell you?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, this stuff is rank.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I could make a chemical face peel with that stuff.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53You've got a kid?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Look I'm sorry, I didn't realise you weren't telling people.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57No, no, it's fine, I'm not ashamed...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Don't blame him, it's my fault, I was asking about you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02So what is it then? You got something to say?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04No, don't put me off. I ain't like that.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Let me get you a proper drink, yeah?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- This is rank.- Thanks.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Mate, you're fine.- You sure?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Absolutely, minty fresh.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Cheers, Trace.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Has Janine been back to work since the funeral?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30No, I'm virtually running the place on me own.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Anyway, I've... You know...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Yeah, yeah, crack on.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'll have another one please, Trace.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39No, I won't.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Right, I got another one for you.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Would you rather see West Ham win the Premier League...?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yes.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I haven't told you the alternative yet?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It don't matter, still be a yes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Or...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Every day for a year?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I got you there, ain't I?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Yeah, you certainly have.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You ain't much like Phil, you know.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07You ain't much like Shirley.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11You definitely got to leave tonight, yeah?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yeah, my trip to Walford's been short and sweet.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Bit like you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18You know, if I could get you a flat I would,
0:18:18 > 0:18:19I've just got my hands tied.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Don't be silly, you don't want to risk losing your job, not these days.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, here she comes, my big sister, the light of my life.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29You wouldn't do without her now, would you?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I ain't got much choice, she lingers.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33She's like a fart in a phonebox.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah, I'm coming.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You have got the money for our bus fare, ain't you?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I didn't think we were going to need it.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Really lovely meeting you, Billy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49You not going to finish your drink?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'll see you around, yeah.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03ALL: # Happy birthday, dear Dexter
0:19:04 > 0:19:08# Happy birthday to you. #
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Woo!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Blow them out and make a wish.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17You know what...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19This is really weird, you know.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Cos every birthday...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23every year...
0:19:23 > 0:19:25since I was this high...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I used to wish for the same thing.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'd just wish that my dad would come back.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33I'm sorry, Mum, I know I used to tell you
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I wanted a new computer game or a new bike
0:19:35 > 0:19:37or whatever it was but I couldn't tell you,
0:19:37 > 0:19:38cos then it wouldn't come true.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42And I didn't want you to think that I didn't love you because...
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- ..you're the best mum anyone could ever want.- Yeah.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Hear, hear.- So this year I haven't got to wish for that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Or next year, or the year after...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I love you, Dad.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01And I'm sorry I gave you a hard time to start with.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06You should know I don't just give my organs away to anyone, yeah.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- That's not what I've heard. - How many have you had?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12So I ain't got to wish for nothing this year.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I got everything I want. I got all my friends.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Got my job. Actually there is one thing.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19If it's Rihanna, forget it, cos she ain't coming.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Jay, can you just leave me alone, my wishing stuff works, yeah?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27CHEERING
0:20:32 > 0:20:34All right, enough of this lovey-dovey stuff.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Let's get that music back on, yeah!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40DANCE MUSIC
0:20:49 > 0:20:51SIREN BLARES
0:20:51 > 0:20:53HE SIGHS
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Some speech, huh?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Yeah.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07All those years of me trying to be Mum AND Dad.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10But he never stopped wanting you.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Do you still want me gone?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You used me, Sam, of course I want you gone.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20But Dexter needs you...
0:21:20 > 0:21:23so I'll learn to live with you being around for his sake.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- But you know he thinks that you're here to stay?- I heard.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, and I know you.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35So I know that you never really stick around with anything
0:21:35 > 0:21:38or anyone for more than just a couple of years.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40So...
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Look, you have to promise me that if you do this,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47it's because you really want to.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51If you can't stay in his life forever then you have to go.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Now. Because the longer you stick around,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56the more it's going to hurt when you do leave.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's forever, Sam?
0:22:01 > 0:22:06That's every single day until your last breath.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I know!- Because if you do let him down, you're going to break him.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Trust me, if you dare to do that
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I will FIND you
0:22:16 > 0:22:19and I will rip that kidney
0:22:19 > 0:22:23out of your body with my bare hands!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Put it there, mate.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Fair do's, you did me a favour.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52I was about to leg it from here, but turns out tonight's my lucky night.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Well known fact, mate, single mothers are gagging for it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Don't talk about her like that.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'll talk how I like, pretty boy.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02And when I get her out of this place, I'll do what I like an' all.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Peter!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Hey, hey, stop that, stop that! - What are you doing?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- You want the little tramp for yourself, do you?- Shut your mouth!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Get him out of here, he's scum. - Peter, relax man, stop!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17You got five seconds to disappear.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Get your hands off me, man.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23One...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25two...
0:23:38 > 0:23:40What is this?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42An early evening booty call?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Because I'm really not in the mood.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47It is a bottle of wine, Janine.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50And I appreciate the thought.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- But I've had the day from hell. - Do you want to talk about it?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I'll tell you what, I'm going to pop this in the fridge,
0:23:56 > 0:23:57you can have it another time.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Mum, did you see the way Dad sorted out Dean?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Your dad, the big man, yeah.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Mum, listen, what is going on with you two today?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Nothing.- No, seriously, Mum, I'm not having it. What's going on?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14All right.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Peter was just sticking up for you. - Yes, I know, Abi.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21But it would've been nice if PETER had let me deal with it on my own.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23All right, next time I won't bother.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- If you want to go out with a sleaze bag be my guest.- He wasn't that bad.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Course, so all that stuff he said about single mums being slappers?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31What, I just imagined it?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34What are you trying to say, he can get whatever he wants cos it's me?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Is that it?- You seriously think he was after your personality?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Peter!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I didn't mean there's anything wrong with your personality.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- I meant that...- No, don't!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Lola, wait.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51DOOR SLAMS
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Well played, that.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59How could you screw this up?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Boris Johnson in a bra could pull Billy Mitchell.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- You never told him, did you? - Told him what?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Rule number one. Never tell a fella that you're gay
0:25:08 > 0:25:09when he thinks he's in with a chance.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11KNOCK AT DOOR
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You ain't gone yet, then?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Oh, ten out of ten.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20About to, got all our worldly goods there in the old Louis Vuitton.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Only...I was thinking...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I mean, you're welcome to stay at my gaffe for a bit?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Y'know, just until you get straight, Lola won't mind.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- I'd love to.- She stays, I stay.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah, both of you, course.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I take it all back.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39You amaze me, Billy Mitchell.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- I never thought you'd go through with it.- Well...
0:25:42 > 0:25:43I like to help a mate out when I can.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46No, I thought when you found out she was a lezzer,
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- you wouldn't want to know.- Eh?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Wind-up merchant your sister, ain't she?
0:25:56 > 0:25:57What?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I don't know what it is with my parents
0:26:02 > 0:26:05and these brush off answers, but I'm not having it, you know.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09So go on, why's Mum been giving you her best screwface all night?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Oh...
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Dex...
0:26:13 > 0:26:16..your mum's got every right to be mad at me.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18What you done now?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Whatever you're trying to do here...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You can talk to me, Janine, all right.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I thought we only did pillow talk.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, we make the rules, don't we?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34So we can break 'em, if we want.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42POP MUSIC
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Why couldn't you just tell me yourself?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I had to get it out of him, didn't I?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03What's he said?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06He said what I would've said if I got offered that kind of money.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I told him about the job, the hotel refit in Birmingham.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Oh, right.- Mum, he's only going to be gone for the weekend, you know.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15He'll be back on Monday.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Then he's going to take us both out for my birthday.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Oh, is he now?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Least I could do, huh?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Enjoy tonight, son.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- See you, Dad. - Not if I see you first!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42I can't do it.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I can't stay.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Tell him, I'm...
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- ..I'm sorry.- Yeah.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Cos I've been dealing with the fallout from your mistakes
0:27:58 > 0:28:00for the past 20 years.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03So I'm used to it.
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