0:00:25 > 0:00:28I heard you up and about in the night.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Perhaps you should've had one of your sleeping tablets, eh?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Where are you going? - I've got to get to work, ain't I?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38You know the things I told you about Michael?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41That is going to stay between me and you. We're going to keep that between us?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Because if it ever got out my life would be over and Scarlett's life...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Janine!- Just promise me.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48I'm not going to say anything.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Say it. Say you promise.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I promise on my mother's grave, OK? That good enough for you?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00If it was me, I'd probably use it.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I'd find my moment and then I'd use it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06I'm not going to say a word.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Come on, think about the Vic.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12You really think things are going to be good again?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Course I do. You're going home, Janine.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39So. We're actually going to do this then?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Yeah. We're actually going to do it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You know they're going to say no.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Think positive.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yeah, this is me thinking positive.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Look at Pops, he's already made a mess of things.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49But this is what we want though, yeah?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Us together on Christmas Day.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Yes, of course it is. But it's the Mitchells and the Beales.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's you and me. Come on.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Yes, all right. Yes, we can do this.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- We can totally do this.- Peter...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09SHE GIGGLES
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Maybe...- Maybe we need...
0:02:15 > 0:02:16We should have a plan B.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Plan B.- You know, just in case.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Dad! The lights have gone again.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You're having a laugh, ain't ya?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I wish I was.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Nan. How do you spell "nunchucks?"
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Hmm?- You can't ask Father Christmas for nunchucks.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Nan?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Nan?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Nan? Why are you sad? Do you miss Granddad?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I do too.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Can I just have a bit of peace and quiet please?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52How we going to do this without a proper chimbley?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Chimney.- That's what I said.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Tel! Down here!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58That'll have to wait.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right, we're going to burn 'em in this, OK?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Nothing says Christmas like burning stuff in a bucket, does it, eh?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, and Mum threw up in that once.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08ALL: Urgh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- The lights have gone again. - Yeah, I know. It's the fuse.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- I'm trying to fix it. - You said that last time.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yeah, it'll be all right. Right, come on, let's have a look, then.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Spud, what you got? Right.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21"Dear Father Christmas, please can I have some turkey,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25"roast potatoes, them little sausage things in bacon, some..."
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I don't think you're quite grasping the concept of this, darling.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31You said to write what I wanted.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33And I want a Christmas dinner.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:34 > 0:03:37ALL: Door!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40How comes TJ and Liam aren't writing letters?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- That's a good point, actually. - Cos we have some dignity.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Well, write.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45DOORBELL RINGS ALL: Door!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47What is the matter with you lot?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Have you lost the use of your legs or something?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Hiya. Your lights are on the blink.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Patrick!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Er, Mr Trueman.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Sir?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Sir? Yeah, yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Erm...
0:04:08 > 0:04:13There's something I've been meaning to ask you for quite a while.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Go on, then.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Well, with you being the nearest thing Denise has got to a father.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I mean, to all intents and purposes, you are.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Just not in the biological sense.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I just thought that it was appropriate...
0:04:30 > 0:04:35..you know, with Christmas on its way and everything, you know,
0:04:35 > 0:04:36to make a gesture.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39A romantic gesture.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40To me?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42No, not to you, to Denise.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44PATRICK CHUCKLES
0:04:44 > 0:04:46You want my permission?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yeah, in a manner of speaking.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52In a manner of speaking or actually?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Actually.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57No, no, you're losing me there, you know, Ian.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Is it OK?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Is what OK?- Look, just yes or no.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Well, yes.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Good.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- You're late.- I know, I know, sorry.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Alfie? We need milk and wet wipes.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39What are you doing here?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I'm carrying a box.- Billy?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Billy!- Excuse me?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Is this a load-bearing wall?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- What?- You know what, never mind. It's coming out anyway.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Alfie! - And these fixtures and fittings,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53somebody actively chose those lights.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Kat, I know you said milk but what was the other thing you wanted?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Wet wipes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- What you doing?- I'm carrying a box.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Over there please, Billy.- No you don't, Billy.- Yes you do, Billy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07No, no, whoa, whoa, hold on. This is trespassing, all right?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It can't be trespassing, actually. Not when you own the place.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You don't yet. So just get out.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13No, Alfie, let her have her fun.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16You don't like the fixtures and fittings, no?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23There you go.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You really have no heart, eh, Janine.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You really have no home.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I know who I'd rather be.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Phil?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43All right?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45What's with the train set?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Every kid needs a train set, don't they?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't know if you've noticed but Lexi's a girl.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Hang on a minute, this says 12 years and over.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00This is definitely for you and Pops, I know it is.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- You after something?- What? No.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You got that look. I know that look.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Why would I want anything?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Just ask, Lo, will ya?
0:07:10 > 0:07:14OK. Right, I've got this idea. It's a little bit crazy but...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Peter, will you just get to the salient point?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, er...
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Christmas Day.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25All the Mitchells and all the Beales.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Dinner together. What do you think?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30The Mitchells? The Mitchells and the Beales?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Yeah. It's not that ridiculous, is it?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Think about it, Lexi can have all her family around her.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- And Ian is her uncle. - No, he ain't.- Well, half.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40If Ian Beale is round here on Christmas Day, the turkey
0:07:40 > 0:07:43won't be the only thing with sage and onion stuffed up its jacksy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47No! No, no, no.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- And no. Just, no! No! - It was just an idea.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51The Mitchells...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53..and the Beales. The Beales!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It weren't supposed to be funny.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57DOORBELL RINGS
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Peter, we need a plan B.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Paperwork.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14All you have to do is sign and my 40% of the club is yours.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Right, well, that was painless.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45So, wait to hear from my solicitor and we can finalise the Vic sale.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, yeah, erm, about that.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51It, er, ain't going to happen.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I've had another offer.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- A bigger offer?- Well, that's how it usually works, Janine.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- How much?- Well, if you want to get your hands on the Vic,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06you're going to need another 400 grand.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08No, no, no, no, no.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- You're playing me.- By Christmas.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13There is no other offer is there?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16And I'll need proof you can get the money by the end of today.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18You're definitely playing me.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Or you're out of the running. It's your call, Janine.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Now, if you don't mind, I've got business to attend to.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- It is the one you wanted, isn't it? - Yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Are you going to cry?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44No, shut up.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51O...M...G!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's a onesie!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I love you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57I love you too, baby.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07How comes they get to open their presents and we don't?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Because they are what you call a product of a broken home.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12So are we. I'm so going to be an air hostess when I grow up.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, you're not.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17She does that all the time. She's trying to buy their love.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well, she's their mum, ain't she?
0:10:19 > 0:10:24She might be a mum that serves people drinks for a living.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Or she might be a mum that does this for a living.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'd certainly like to show her the nearest exit.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- What?- You...
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Listen, she...
0:10:35 > 0:10:39ain't going to see your kids on Christmas Day.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Just let her have her moment.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Look at me!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48THEY LAUGH
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- No.- Yep.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- You're sure?- 100%.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59He was asking for your hand in marriage.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00It's 2013. Who does that?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02He really said, "My hand in marriage?"
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well, I mean, not exactly those words.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07As a matter of fact, he really didn't make a lot of sense, you know.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You're freaking me out now.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- You know what you need? - A stiff drink?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Proof. The ring. It must be somewhere.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17DOOR OPENS
0:11:17 > 0:11:18'Denise?'
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You won't believe this.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25This one has suggested we spend Christmas dinner with the Mitchells.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Not the most insane thing I've heard all day.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- I hate Phil. You hate Phil. - Yes, I know. I'm just saying,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34people, they do crazy,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37ill-advised things at Christmas, don't they?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Ian, do you have a better proposal?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- What?- Nothing. We've just, you know...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- You want a tea, coffee, anyone? - Yeah, coffee.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah, women are a mystery to me.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Look, all I'm saying is maybe it's time you buried the hatchet?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58What, in Phil Mitchell's head? That would be preferable.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Only reason I asked is cos he brought it up.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Phil? Phil suggested we have Christmas dinner together?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Yeah, yeah. He said he felt really bad about yesterday.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12What, he's got feelings?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Well, seemed pretty genuine to me.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Maybe he's more willing to forgive and forget than you are.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Nah. Nah, he's just trying to get in my head.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24That's what he does.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm not so sure. And there was me thinking you were the bigger man.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34£400,000.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I mean, where the hell am I going to find 400 grand from?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41All of my money is tied up, in properties or in the business!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He is laughing at me, David.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46And this offer, this other offer! It doesn't even exist!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Stop. Stop. Stop for just one second.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- I want the Vic. - Yeah, and you're going to get it.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56We'll find you the money, Janine. Come on.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00(OK.)
0:13:00 > 0:13:02(It's all right, calm down.)
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Why don't we ask Nan?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- No.- Why not?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Cos moving in with her would be like admitting defeat.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- It's like a charity. - No, it ain't charity.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Kat, listen, I know it sounds stupid,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25but a man should be able to provide for his missus and his kid!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Yeah, all right. It does sound stupid.- Thank you.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- I'll ask Nan.- No!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Alfie, come on!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Kat, listen, I ain't got a job, I ain't got us a place to live,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I can't even afford 50 quid for presents...
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Things will work out. They always do.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah, all right, and what if it doesn't this time?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Ask Nan.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm going to find us a place, all right?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's the green ones.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's always the bleedin' green ones.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58It's a conspiracy.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Mum's going to be all on her own on Christmas Day.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Well, with the two blokes she lives with. But still...
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You know what I think? I think there's someone out there
0:14:08 > 0:14:10making a fortune out of green bulbs.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's the green bulbs. The lights used to go every Christmas.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16It became a bit of a running joke.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Hilarious.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You ever want any duty free, perfume or whatever,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23let me know and I'll pick you some up.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You know it was the worst mistake of your life letting Terry go, don't you?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Suppose you think you can come back here and get in his pants.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Sorry Nikki, he's taken.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Him and his pants.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'm here to see my kids.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Terry said you used to go weeks, sometimes months,
0:14:39 > 0:14:41without seeing them.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44So why are you all interested now?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What else did Terry say?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Did he tell you that he begged me not to leave him?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51It still ain't working.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm going to head off.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Are you not staying for a cuppa?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56BOTH: No.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Kids! Your mum's leaving.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I meant what I said, Bianca.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04You ever want any duty free, let me know.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05See you later, darling.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13All the remaining properties. The flats in Kenwyn House.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Sell them.- All of them? - Just do it, Billy.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17That ain't going to help, Janine.
0:15:17 > 0:15:2047a and 47b Albert Square.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21No. You'll be waiting months.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Shares. Shares. I've got shares in somewhere, I know I do.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Janine, you need the cash up front.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Is someone going to tell me what's happening here?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30If you give him all that lot plus a bit of cash,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32you can sell your car, he's never going to say no, is he?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Sorry, why are you listening to him? - Get my solicitor on the phone.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Janine, I really don't think you want to do that.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Shut up, Billy! I'm not losing the Vic. Not now.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Keys.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I paid 50 grand for that car.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50I'll see what I can do.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03So. Christmas.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07The season of good will to men and all that sort of stuff.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Behold, I bring you tidings of great joy!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13You about to tell me you're up the duff or something?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16No. Beales. Mitchells. Christmas dinner. What do you say?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'd rather eat my own face.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19I thought this was your idea.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Does it sound like one of my ideas?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I'm trying to be the bigger man. - You'll never be the bigger man.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- I don't know why I bothered. - Why did you bother?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30You'll never get to taste my honey glazed chipolatas. And that is a tragedy.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You ain't very good at this, are you?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Fine. I didn't want to have to do it this way, but...
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Do what? What way?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44We all spend Christmas day together or you don't see Lexi.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47And I know you think I won't go through with it, but I will.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Cos I'm a Mitchell. We don't make empty threats.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Think about it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Look I reckon we should just bung 'em in.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01We should wait for Nan. She seems a bit sad.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02No, she's all right, darling.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04She's just a bit miserable cos Granddad's being an idiot.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Probably just her hormones.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Right, are we all ready?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11OK, Father Christmas, Big Man, Santa Claus.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14We know you're right busy at this time of year but we are sending you
0:17:14 > 0:17:18these letters with hope that you would consider our requests.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Although, I do feel that probably Morgan's anti-gravity boots
0:17:21 > 0:17:23might be a little bit out your league.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Best wishes to your good wife, Mary Christmas,
0:17:27 > 0:17:31and of course all the reindeer. Donner, Prancer, er...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Kebab, er, Rudolf, Lionel Messi,
0:17:34 > 0:17:36and, of course, Keith.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- Keith?- Don't matter.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Yours sincerely, from all of us, lots of love, all the best.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Oh, PS, we're going to leave you out a right nice mince pie.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Right, let's burn these bad boys.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Right, we ready? Here we go, then.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Stay back, get back.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Little Tel.- What's wrong with him?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Probably his hormones.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Right, he's hid 'em at the bottom of the wardrobe.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I wonder if he's gone for platinum or gold?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14This is Ian you're talking about, you know.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Fair play. Be lucky if it ain't an onion ring.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19So, what are you going to say?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Bearing in mind this might all be a figment of your wild imagination...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Just answer the question now, man.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Honestly?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, I dunno.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What, you have doubts?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- No!- You'd be the fifth Mrs Beale, you know.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37You have to be practical about these things.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39No, you don't have to be practical about anything.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What is your heart telling you?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42I dunno.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46My heart is saying...
0:18:46 > 0:18:47This one's squishy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Rip it open, then.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53No! Just the corner then.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Patrick, just the corner!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oven gloves.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08African oven gloves.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Could be useful.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Are you opening your presents?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Do you want me to talk to him?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I don't know how long it'd be for.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Kat, it doesn't matter.- You sure? - Stay as long as you like.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29As long as you can put up with Joey wandering around in his pants.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I've seen that plenty of times.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33And you know there's nothing I like more
0:19:33 > 0:19:35than a bit of illegal sub-letting.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Just let him think it was his idea, yeah?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Manhood dented a bit, is it?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42A bit.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Same thing happened with Fat Elvis once. Walked funny for weeks.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Good afternoon, sir. Can I interest you in a car?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57It's Nana Carol. She seems sad all the time.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02Mum thinks it's your fault, and Tiff thinks it's her hormones.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04And what do you reckon?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, I think there's something wrong.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11There he is. Stay there, don't move and don't touch anything.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I won't be a sec.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Why else would you come and see me, then?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Good point.- Cos I might have been planning a surprise.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Not a propose-y surprise?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24No, look, we've only been together a few months, haven't we?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- It's longer than that. - Is it?- Yes!
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Well, we've got enough failed marriages between us to know it's not a good idea.- That's true.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- We're happy as we are, aren't we? - Yeah, course we are, darling.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Look, I can assure you,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I've got absolutely no intention of proposing to you.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Great. Thank you.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ian, you really have a way with the ladies, don't you?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- So, no ring, then?- No ring.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You have an oven glove, though.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah, it's a Guyanese tribal print.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You're originally from Guyana, aren't you?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55BOTH: No.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57DOOR OPENS
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Ian?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Phil's got something he wants to ask you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Christmas dinner at ours. You in or not?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Seeing as you put it so nicely. - Well, I won't ask again.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Please...- Dad.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- All right, we accept.- We do?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Yes. Cos it takes the bigger man to accept than to ask.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21You don't half talk a lot of rubbish sometimes.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You going to be providing the booze, Phil?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Well, I'm a recovering alcoholic. Why the hell not?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27What about Patrick and Kim?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- We've got plans. - No, you haven't.- We have now.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, that's that then, anyway, innit?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Yep. That's that.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Thank you, Phil.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Don't ever blackmail me again.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Especially not using my granddaughter. Do you understand?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Mm-hm.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56JANINE ON TAPE RECORDER: 'He had his hands around my neck
0:21:56 > 0:21:58'and he was squeezing the life out of me...'
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Morgan!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I told you not to touch anything.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Mate. Come on, sorry.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Come on. Let's go and get you some sweets, yeah?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Oh, Morgan.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Scratching?- Nah, no.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30They're yours.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Mo...- Alfie.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Listen, I've been looking for flats now for a while...
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Course you can.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Really?- As long as you want.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ahh, you're a diamond.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- That weren't so hard, was it?- What?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49How's that manhood of yours feeling? Not too dented I hope.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I get it. Yes, Kat sent you down here, didn't she?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Course she did.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Cos she loves you.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Come here, you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Just dropping a stray off. Morgan came to see me.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13He's worried about you, Carol.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Me? I'm fine.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well, he don't seem to think so.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21He says you're on the verge of tears all the time.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Is it Bianca?- Yeah, cos it's always about someone else, isn't it?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I've always got to put the kids first and Bianca...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What is it, Carol? Tell me.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32I know you.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I know you, Carol.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39'Dad, they're working!'
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Yes!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Right, no-one go near that plug, you understand?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Yep.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Look, TJ, your Mum's going to be on her own this Christmas, so...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well, not on her own, cos she'll be with those two gay blokes,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Steve, and what's the other one called?- Steve.- Really?
0:23:58 > 0:24:03Well, look, maybe you should go over and spend Christmas Day with her.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- What?- You sure?
0:24:05 > 0:24:06If it makes you happy, yeah.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08What about what makes you happy?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Sorry. None of my business.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14If TJ's going, I'm going too.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You'll be all right, won't you? You've got everyone else.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yeah, you'll be all right, won't you?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Yeah, and we're going to see
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Father Christmas tomorrow, aren't we? - Definitely.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Ooh, what's that for?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You ever need any more hugs, you know where I am.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Right, I got you 35 for the car.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- OK.- I'll give the cash tomorrow and sort you out a little runaround.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Phil can't say no, can he? - I don't see why he would.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57It's just the only place that's ever felt like home.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00It's the only place when I've ever really...felt like me.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Does that sound stupid?- No.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I keep thinking that it's all going to fall through. I've gotten this far before...
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- It's going to be yours, don't worry. - OK. Thank you.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Don't thank me yet.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Shut up, Billy.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48I will have the paperwork for you tomorrow.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50And £250,000 in cash.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Christmas Day?- Christmas Day.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58See what you can do when you put your mind to it?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59So it's mine?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02It's all yours.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07SHE EXHALES WEARILY
0:26:07 > 0:26:09SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:26:10 > 0:26:12There, erm...
0:26:12 > 0:26:16There never was another offer, was there?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I suppose you'll never know, Janine, will you?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02For a minute there I really thought it was all going to fall through.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05But it didn't. Smooth sailing from here on in, eh?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You didn't doubt it for a second, did you?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Not for a second. Cheers.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You have that much faith in me?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Course I do.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I knew you'd have no trouble getting that money for me.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23For you?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Yeah. The quarter of a million cash.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28You're going to give it all to me.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sorry, er...
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Why would I do that?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40DICTAPHONE PLAYS: 'I stabbed him.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44'I killed him, David, and I didn't feel a thing.
0:27:44 > 0:27:49'One minute he was alive and the next minute he was gone.'
0:27:49 > 0:27:51JANINE GRUNTS
0:27:51 > 0:27:53No!
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Patience, Janine.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Patience.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05250 grand, in cash.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Or it's all over.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Here's to the future.