0:00:31 > 0:00:33Mick, don't.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Mick!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38That ain't me.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45We really DO need to get an alarm clock.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Come on, then. There's a good girl. Come on.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Come on, then, big jump.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Yes!- Good girl.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Make yourself at home, then.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00So, this is it, L.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04First day of the rest of our lives.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05BANGING ON DOOR
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Who on earth's that?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- What the hell?- Yeah...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14there was something I forgot to tell you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- They definitely know we're moving in?- Yes!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Why aren't they opening the door?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I couldn't say no to 'em. If it wasn't for Shirley, we wouldn't even be here.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33A thank you card would've been enough.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Tina, big tick, she can live here.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But Shirley, there's no flaming way!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39So I let one of them move in, and the other one...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Finds what shelter she can.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Well, that's just not an option.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Then I'm out of here.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47L...
0:01:47 > 0:01:48I am, Mick, I am gone.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51BANGING ON DOOR
0:01:51 > 0:01:53'We're getting pneumonia out here!'
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Hear me out.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I wanted this pub because I want my sisters with me, L.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I haven't had that in years.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- So, if you're going to be mad, you be mad at me.- I am mad at you.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15I mean proper mad.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I mean like chucking cups and plates mad.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, how about a frying pan round the head?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah, if it helps. But we do have a pub to open.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25It might be a bit difficult pulling pints from a hospital bed.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31BANGING ON DOOR
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I get how you feel, I do.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38But I need you to get how I feel as well.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's important. They're important to me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44What's she going to do here, though?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47You put her behind the bar, people'll run a mile.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48BANGING ON DOOR
0:02:52 > 0:02:53BANGING ON DOOR
0:02:53 > 0:02:55All right, I'm coming.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Morning, Johnny!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, hi...
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Be a little prince, fetch them bags in.- You...what?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- We've come to stay.- Oh.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Oi, Mick!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- They're inside! They've broken in! - Easy, L, easy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27A new start, you said, a new adventure.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29As long as I've got you and you've got me we can do anything.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31After all she's done? She stole money from us...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And I spoke to her and that will never happen again.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37She will make it up to us. I'll have her cleaning out the khazis or something.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Here's the deal.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47The minute it goes wrong, and it WILL go wrong, you need to step up.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50You know I will.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Nothing damages us, that's the bottom line here.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Smile? Check.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Happy eyes? Check.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Let's go.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Hello! Welcome, one and all.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20For a second there, we thought you might change your mind.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Us? Never.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26So, the good news, there's room for both of you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30The bad news is it's in the same room.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Listen, we need the other room just in case Nancy ever shows up.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I wouldn't hold my breath.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oi, never say never.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42So here we are.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45The Carters, the Vic.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49And Lady Di.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Oh, Lady Di. Hello, girl.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hello.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I can't believe you let her, Phil.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I can't believe you let that nasty, evil cow take over my old home.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I mean, how could you? Surely you heard the name Carter?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, there's millions of Carters, ain't there?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Anyway, you're the one who told me I was well rid of it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Yeah, but this is Shirley!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37You should be dragging the lot of them out of there.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Toast, dear?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Don't mind if I do, dear.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Don't encourage it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- It's a "she".- It's an "it".
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You ignore her.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Don't you take any notice of her, you beautiful girl.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Don't you let anybody tell you any different.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05MUSIC: "Wonderwall" by Oasis
0:06:20 > 0:06:21You glad you came?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I couldn't be happier.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Once I've unpacked all this lot.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31What about Linda?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Crying with joy.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, the main thing is that you're here.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45We've got a lot of catching up to do, Shirl.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49I know.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I love this song!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Save your energy, Teen.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59We've got a lot to do before opening time, all right?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You're at uni, you should know how to fix these things.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's just the wi-fi playing up, give it a minute.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05I need to Skype Lee.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07He still out in Iraq, then?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08He's in Afghanistan.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Same thing.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Right, well, now that we're all together,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I brought a little something for us to celebrate with.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Aw, that's lovely that is.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Shall we open it now, before it goes stale?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26So, which one's Patty and which one's Selma?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30The Simpsons.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Oh, never mind.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Right, stand back. Clear a little space, clear a little space.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37OK, right.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45As of 11am today, there is to be a new world order.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50The Age of the Carters is upon us.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Are you ready for this? This is massive. Are you ready?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Right, then, three, two, one!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Welcome to Walford!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Careful.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Not working today?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Nope.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Does your dad know that?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Look, I'm not in the mood.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24If you must know, me and Lola broke up yesterday.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25BANGING ON DOOR
0:08:25 > 0:08:26That's a shame.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Don't start.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Hello.- Hey, trouble.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35All right, so where have you been?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, I had to go to my mum and dad's.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40You know, duty calls and all that.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42So, you couldn't answer your phone?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Well, it was one of them Christmases, weren't it?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Staring at the telly waiting for it to finish.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49But I did get you a little something, though.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I meant to give it to you before, but...
0:08:56 > 0:08:58So, do you like it?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I love it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10What's the matter with him? Santa not good to him this year?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Darling, Peter is an idiot.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Don't call Peter an idiot.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Thought you hated him now.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yes, I do! But...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20but I don't. Pops, why has he done this to me?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Brilliant. I haven't even got Janine's password.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24SHE SCOFFS
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Lo! Darling, I didn't mean...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Hello, you all right? - All right, mate, yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- You open?- Yeah, just logging on. What can I help you with?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35I'm looking for a flat.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Anywhere in mind?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Yeah.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Right here.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47You're wasting your time.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Where's Denise?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Day off.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52So open up.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I don't work here any more. I'm in the Vic now.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Do you know it?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, course you do, you used to live there, right?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I bet you still miss it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, don't you worry your pouty little head,
0:10:05 > 0:10:06cos it's in safe hands now.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19It won't last, Shirley. You'll blow it, just like you blow everything.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, here he is, Tweedledum.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Go on, have a go. Get it over with.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32You done me a favour. Glad to be shot of it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You keep telling yourself that.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Kat and Alfie was the problem, not you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Right, let me get this straight, I'm serving behind the bar,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42you come in and ask for an orange juice and then what?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Then I drink it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47And if I like the service, I'll order some crisps.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00No, my life is looking really good.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03We're just getting ready for opening now.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Of course I miss my mother-in-law. Don't be so stupid.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Elaine, you don't live that far.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14You can come and visit us, whenever you want.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18We... No, we was getting on top of each other at the other place,
0:11:18 > 0:11:19you even said that yourself.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Listen, the only reason we know how to run a pub is
0:11:23 > 0:11:24cos of what we learned from you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Linda would tell you that herself, she will.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31If she was about she would. Course she would.
0:11:31 > 0:11:37Anyway, you keep your advice coming and I've got to go
0:11:37 > 0:11:38cos I've got to crack on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41But we love you and I'll speak to you soon.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42All right. Ta-ta.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- We do know what we're doing. - Yeah, I was just being polite.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48So, let's all prove to ourselves we can do this.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Cos that clock is ticking.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Mick, look.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53West Ham? It's a sign.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54It's a signed sign.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's a signed sign.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Kat and Alfie's probably turned 'em off.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Right, well I'm going to nip down to the cellar.- All right.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, sorry, love. We're not open yet.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09I work here.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Sit down a sec, love.- Yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23There ain't a pretty way of saying this
0:12:23 > 0:12:26but we won't actually be needing anyone.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Thing is, we've always done it ourselves, and,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30well, now Mick's sisters are here,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- so we're pretty much covered bar-wise.- But I've been working...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Obviously we'll pay you to the end of the week.
0:12:35 > 0:12:41And, please, do come in. Don't... Don't be a stranger and all that.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- How rude was that? - You can't get rid of her.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48That's like the ravens leaving the Tower of London.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50What's that mean? The Vic's going to fall on our heads now?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I don't believe this. We've got an hour and a half before we open
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- and I don't think we've got any beer.- See? Ravens.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04DOOR CLOSES
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- You all right?- Yeah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12This Dracula chair's got to go. It gives me the creeps.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- You heard from Joey?- No. I phoned him, texted him. Nothing.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18But he said he was going, so I suppose he's gone.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Poor kid.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- We still need to move things around. - Later, yeah.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Handed the keys back.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Come on, Alfie. Endings are just beginnings and all that.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Yeah, but what do we do? Seriously, what do we do now, yeah?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51We've got a baby on the way.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54And all we've got to do is make sure that he or she
0:13:54 > 0:13:57wakes up in a world that you've made brilliant.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01So come on. Get up and make it happen.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Right, yeah. Come on.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oi.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19- Where you going?- Sales.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24And you've got to tiptoe to those, do you?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Yes. She's fallen asleep in there. I didn't want to wake her.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh. What you after?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33What do you think? A bargain.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06DOOR OPENS
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Forgot my purse.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Oh.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Since when were you so loaded?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18The barrels are empty. All of 'em.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22How many people were drinking in here yesterday? A million?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, the Moons had a deal on. It was a pound a drink.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Now she tells us.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And hang on a minute - weren't you one of those people?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Tina was there an' all. - So what do we do now?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34You're almost out of spirits. Same with the snacks.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- You work in a supermarket... - Worked.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37..can't you grab us some stuff?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40We'll need it on tick though. You can do that for us, right?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I don't work there any more. I chucked it in earlier.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Outstanding! Really and truly.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I didn't know it was going to happen, did I?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Mick, time to step up. Bye, Shirley.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51It's not my fault, is it?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You're bad luck. Always have been, always will be.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I tell you what, Linda, why don't you go and talk to Lee
0:15:55 > 0:15:58and when you get back I will have this sorted.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Her or the pub?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Just...give him our love, yeah?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08DOOR SLAMS
0:16:08 > 0:16:11If you've got any bright ideas, now's the time.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Look at this. I could be a white van man
0:16:15 > 0:16:17or hold up the golf sign in the high street.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You'll be all right. Something will come up.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25Ah, is he moaning? Didn't have to be this way.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Right, where are you? I haven't got all day, have I?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Carl, you were meant to be here ten minutes ago.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Dad.- Yeah?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- You might want to look at this. - What?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Where'd you get that?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- You remember that camping trip? - Yeah.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Well, ten grand went missing.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Cindy took it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Cindy?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Dad, it's Phil's money.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Wi-fi's down. Looking for a signal.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Come on, Denny. - Loving this place(!)
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Did you say something?- I'm loving the way you're so kind and helpful.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23It warms the cockles, really.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I couldn't be happier knowing I have such fine upstanding neighbours(!)
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- So move then.- You're a sweetheart, ain't you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31All I need is a bit of wi-fi.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35My eldest boy goes out on patrol in ten minutes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Wait.- No forget it. I'll try shouting, he might still hear me.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Save your voice, we've got wi-fi.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Your cockles warmed yet?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Where the hell is she? I'm going to throttle her.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Forget Cindy.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The main thing is you need to give that money back to Phil.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- And you need to tell him that you found it.- I can't do that.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Why not?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01If I do that it'll all kick off again.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You do realise that Dexter's been paying that back.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05We all have, bit by bit.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Just scraping it together, doing whatever we can.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I'm sorry, Peter, that's just the way it's got to be.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14We never saw this money before.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18So I do you a favour and then I just get nothing in return?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20No wonder Phil hates you!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- All right?- All right?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Right then, Mr Moon.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32What wild and crazy idea you got to rock my world?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Take your pick, sweetheart.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35We've been knocking on your door.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39You left this behind.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41But that's not the reason we're looking for you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Shirl, just let me.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49So... I was thinking, how do I play this?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Do I try tears? Do I sit here bawling my eyes out
0:18:53 > 0:18:55cos there's no beer in the barrels? Or do I come to you
0:18:55 > 0:18:59and hope you're decent people and ask for your help?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03And you thought a football shirt would ease the way?
0:19:03 > 0:19:04No.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- It is West Ham. - Come on, Alfie! You owe Mick.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- You drained the Vic dry.- Shirl.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I know how you feel, and I would be the exact same,
0:19:16 > 0:19:20but from one West Ham fan to another, I need help.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Sorry, we're out of that game now.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29All right, you've got contacts though, right, we know that!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Fair enough. I thought it was a long shot.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Look, you got any problems, right, they're with Phil, not with us.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Shirl, Shirl. When I say, "Keep schtum, I'll handle it,"
0:19:42 > 0:19:44what exactly do you think I mean by that?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Oh, and you call that handling it?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Like we ain't got enough to think about, eh?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- TV:- 'It's one of the things that frightens people in the world
0:20:01 > 0:20:05'more than anything. There's no way I can go home without...'
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I remember mine being that age.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Can't believe they're grown up now.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Well, Johnny almost is.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14COMPUTER BEEPS
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Right, there you go.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Denny, come and have a look at this. Linda's son's a soldier.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Not that I'm ever going to let you be one, mind.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Come on, darling.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26TV CHATTERS IN BACKGROUND
0:20:41 > 0:20:43SHE GASPS
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Hello, darling. Happy Christmas!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Did you get your Christmas dinner?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Ours was awful. I burnt the turkey!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Phil, I need a favour.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05No, don't laugh. The Vic is drier than a desert.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You must have some contacts or mates that can help.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10It's not really my world any more.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Well, the R&R's got plenty of booze.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Sharon would rather drink it herself than let you have any of it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, so this is you now, is it?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What do you mean?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, what happened to, "I don't care," earlier?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Still stands.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Well, then pull your finger out and help me. I want to show that
0:21:26 > 0:21:28stuck-up sister-in-law of mine what I'm made of.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30And how am I going to explain that to Sharon, eh?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Explain? You?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm sorry, I thought I was talking to Phil Mitchell,
0:21:36 > 0:21:37not Colonel Wimp.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43All right, you, be safe. Don't be a hero.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46We all love you. Bye.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00You all done?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Yeah, thanks. And I'm sorry for mouthing off.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Crowface turned up this morning. Threw me a bit.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Crowface?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Shirley. But you didn't hear me say that.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, so you two don't get on then?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18We have major history. She's done things you wouldn't believe.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20She's done plenty round here an' all.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Not like this, she hasn't.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26If I could put a continent between us, I would.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29You take my advice, steer well clear.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You don't know the half of that woman.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Yes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Home, sweet home.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Yeah, see, Phil ain't winning any more.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46You want to get in there now, do you?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47You should've thought about that.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49How about I use your head to open that door?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Not in the Vic? It's almost opening time.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Or is it going wrong already?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55SHARON LAUGHS
0:22:55 > 0:22:59And how long did that last, Shirley? An hour?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00You're pathetic.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05PHONE RINGS
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Yeah?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Here. This was on the floor this morning.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Let's just get the pub open, yeah?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Yeah. You'll be lucky. Auntie Shirley was right, weren't she?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33About the ravens?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Listen, you're meant to be a smart boy.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Who in their right mind would believe that?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40It was all a bit hasty and we'd love you to stay working here.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43KNOCKING
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- ALFIE:- Anyone home? I've got some booze and crisps out here.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Mum, you've got it going on.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Come on, the Hammers!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Where'd you get this?- I'm just that type of bloke, ain't I?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05So can you get hold of anything?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Absolutely. What you got in mind, young man?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Exam papers would go down a treat. Along with the answers.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Listen to him.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Mick Carter.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Alfie Moon.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16What changed your mind?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I think it's called moving on.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26There you go, Mick. There's one there for you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28So, do you get down the Hammers much?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Yeah, love it. Love it.
0:24:30 > 0:24:36You could...stay at mine. On the sofa.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40And then we could go out first thing and start looking for jobs.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Well, it'd certainly beat dossing on my mate's floor.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45That is if your dad doesn't mind.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48He'll do what I tell him.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52It'd only be for a few days anyway.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54If nothing comes up I'll probably move on.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Something will come up.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I hope so. I'm starting to enjoy myself here.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13It's on the house.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20SHE SIGHS
0:25:28 > 0:25:29So, how much do you need?
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Everything you've got.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32That place has got to be open in ten minutes.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Well, you know what they say, don't you?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37One good turn deserves another.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40What did you have in mind?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Ron? Amy?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52DOOR CLOSES
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- RONNIE:- Let's put the bags down, shall we?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Hi. Hey.- Hi.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Has Auntie Ronnie been spoiling you, has she?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Did you have a nice day?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Yeah. She loved it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Good. Good. Well, I had a nice day.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Thanks for asking.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I saw you.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14What, at the sales?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15No, with Carl.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I bumped into him.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22I didn't really see you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Then again, I suppose I didn't need to, did I, hey?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Here. Grab this.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Sun cream.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34It's winter, Ronnie.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Not in Ibiza.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I'm taking you and Amy for a little holiday.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46Right then. Shall we put ourselves on the map?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Yes.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48- Five!- Four!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Hang on a minute. What about Shirl? She should be...- Three!
0:26:51 > 0:26:52- Two.- One!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Oh.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Bit slow, innit?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- All right, Mick?- Alfie.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I thought I'd introduce you to some of the usual suspects.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27This is Billy and Tel. They're all dying for a bevvy.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Don't look like a gay bar, does it?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32How many you been in?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34I haven't.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35What'll it be, handsome?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- ALFIE:- He'll have a snowball.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Three pints of lager, please.- Done.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Is it cold out there? - It's freezing, sweetheart.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Just like old times, eh?
0:28:00 > 0:28:01You said it.