0:00:25 > 0:00:28All that big talk and he ain't even showed up.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Do you know what he's selling? I need to add it to his paperwork.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I've got no idea. He went to one of them blind stock auctions.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Probably ended up with a right load of rubbish.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Now, I know you hate traipsing round the shops,
0:00:40 > 0:00:41but I really need a new pair of boots...
0:00:41 > 0:00:45PHONE RINGS ..and Denny could do with some trainers. Who's that?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Ronnie.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49What does she want? She wants me to, er, check on something.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Try shifting them Braeburns today. Mark 'em down if you have to.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59And you've got a load of carrots under here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Peter, are you listening to me?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Er, yeah, yeah, Braeburns.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hey, everybody! Alfie Moon in da market!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08It's a new year and it's a new beginning! Hello, sweetheart,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11how does your old man let someone sexy like you out of the house?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Come on, what're you flogging? HE LAUGHS
0:01:15 > 0:01:16What you flogging?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Listen, Kat, promise me,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20don't get angry, cos I didn't know what I was buying, so just...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Careful!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Dresses.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yeah.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28The same naff dresses that I am selling.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32HE MOUTHS
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Clever(!)
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Nah... no, I wouldn't get a tattoo
0:01:43 > 0:01:45of your face on my face for 500 quid.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Would you for a grand? No! Would you?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51My question. You've got to think of your own.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Oh, that would be a bit of a turn off, wouldn't it?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I've missed having you about, Auntie Tina.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Tina.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Have you missed having me about as well?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, yeah, 'course.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Liar.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09All right, Phil?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Yeah. A little bird's just told me that Carl's moved on.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What, for good?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17PHIL SNORTS Yeah.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Good start to the new year. Yeah.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I don't have to pick up Denny till later,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23so we've got the whole day to ourselves.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25SHIRLEY GUFFAWS
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Sorry, Shirley, is your inner demon possessing you again?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm just jealous.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33You just forget I'm here, you two go ahead and plan your romantic day.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you, Phil? Ignore her.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Actually, there's been a change of plans. Something I need to do.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41SHIRLEY LAUGHS Again?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43But you said we had the day, so...
0:02:43 > 0:02:44We can go another day, all right?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Take yourself off to the sales or something, eh?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50So, what is it all about, then? Just a bit of business, Sharon.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I don't want an "ask no questions" relationship, Phil.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54I'll only be a couple of hours.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Here you are. Go on, my treat.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I can't get anything else. I spent all that capital on this, didn't I?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's hard enough shifting stock as it is,
0:03:07 > 0:03:08without you selling the same stuff.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Kat, I was going to tell you last night
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I wanted to make a success of this
0:03:12 > 0:03:14so you didn't have to work so hard. Know what I'm saying?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16This is typical, ain't it?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18OF COURSE you've got the same stock as me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Why would I think you having a stall would run smoothly?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Don't be like that. This is fate bringing us together,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25forming a partnership, giving us a nudge in the right direction.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hear me out. Think Marks and Spencer.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Marks on one side, Spencer on the other...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh, look, we're selling the same stuff, why don't we get together?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Is this the stuff you're planning on selling?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yeah. No.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Tam, Tam, hold on mate - this is quality gear, all right?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yeah. Apart from it's exactly the same as Kat's stock,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44and I can't have two stalls selling identical stock.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46He bought it without knowing. OK, well, it's against regulations.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Come on, Tam, regulations and rules,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50rules are made to be broken blah, blah, blah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Not on my market. So you're going to have to close it down.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Come on, Tam. Just turn a blind eye? Just for today, yeah?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00He can't afford to buy more stock. I don't mind.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's healthy competition. I don't...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Tam, if I don't shift this
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm going to have nothing, all right?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Please, come on. Eh?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12All right, just for today.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hey! You da man! Come on, give me a high five!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Don't leave me hanging! It's either that or a Moon hug.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Come on. Up to you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20There you go!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Right, come on! Come on, you know it makes sense.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Come on, girls! Come and get your beautiful dresses here.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29'Ere, Dad, would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Sausage! You been looking at your mother's passport photo again?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I told you you looked a little bit like Fred West.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He's been hanging out with Tina.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Still, I suppose she's the lesser of two evils.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Well, would you?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44No, because that would mean cheating on your mother,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46and I could never do that. Mwah!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Morning.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Is there any tea?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I reckon you can squeeze another one out, baby.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55You seem very chipper today.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, well, I did think about getting in your face but then I thought...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Thought you'd try something new for a change?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ha-ha - very funny(!)
0:05:02 > 0:05:06No, I thought there'd be no point, cos you wouldn't take any notice.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08And I don't want to push you too far
0:05:08 > 0:05:10cos then you might write me out of your will.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13And you know how much I'm looking forward to spending all your money.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Yeah, you'll be lucky, Nance.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I spent my last bean buying this place.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24She knows when she's crossed the line.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I don't want more dramas today.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You liking that, eh? It's a bargain.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Let me tell you something, sweetheart,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33this dress is exactly the same worn by Kate Middleton
0:05:33 > 0:05:35when she came out of hospital with baby George.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It was in the papers, all the pictures.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40So what's the difference between this one
0:05:40 > 0:05:42and the one Kat's selling, then?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Oh. No difference, actually, it's all about EU regulations.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49See, this lot were made one side of the Great Wall of China,
0:05:49 > 0:05:50that lot on the other.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52That's why they've got to be on different stalls.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You were born to do this! You were born to wear one of these.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Seriously, you walk into any party,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58you'll have blokes falling all over you.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00"Oh, look at the dress! Look at the dress!"
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Got no money. And if I had, I'd buy off Kat, anyway.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Why? I'm not being funny, but I'd rather buy off someone
0:06:05 > 0:06:08who knows what it's like to wear a dress.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well, let me tell you something, you're thinking,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14"A man in a dress, that ain't going to work,"
0:06:14 > 0:06:16but I'm Alfie Moon and I will look good in a dress.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Any man will look good in this dress. Look at that,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm not even breathing in. See, it shapes me, it shapes me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Look, look, look! Look how shapely I look now.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Beautiful, see? Just holds everything in.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah. OK. Anyway...
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Seriously, I look...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oi! You can't flog 'em for 25 when we've got 'em up for 30.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Healthy competition, you said.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I didn't mean undercut my prices!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Legitimate salesmanship, Kat. You wouldn't know legitimate
0:06:39 > 0:06:41if it knocked you over on a zebra crossing!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Get 'em marked up. You're going to put me out of business.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46All's fair in love and market stalls, my darling.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, is that right? That's right. Two can play at that game.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Bet you want me now, eh, girl?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You wait until I put the high heels on!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56You skiving?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No, I'm, er, changing the barrels.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03"Heroes Fight Injustice?"
0:07:03 > 0:07:06They want to get down here. Not a lot of justice going on.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You miss Wayne?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12What do you think?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I'm supposed to have a ring on my finger.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15We was going to go Tenerife for our honeymoon.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I could've been on a jet ski somewhere by now.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm surprised you're still here. Thought you might've run off.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23What's the point? They'd only come and march me back.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'm glad you're here. Whatever.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Don't leave that lying around.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Mum might get ideas and put that Wonder Woman costume on again.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Ugh! Ugh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Change the barrel, then. Yep.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Do you think they'll ever stop trying to control our lives?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50They don't.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53You've just spent the last two years lying to them!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Why would you do that if they weren't trying to control you?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58It's not lying.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I don't know how you do it, man.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I get on with Mum and Dad, I like living with them.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I like my life.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You're still lying.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11What, cos I'm not all rebellious?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You know what, you're just the same.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14I am DEFINITELY not.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17If you really wanted to be with Wayne, you wouldn't be here.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19You're not fooling anyone, Nance.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You don't have a problem with me liking women, do you?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32No. Why should I?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I don't know. You never talk about it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Well, when do we ever talk about my sex life?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Ugh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47You know, we should go into town and split up a couple.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49THEY LAUGH
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Yeah, but I don't reckon I'd be attracted to the sort of birds
0:08:53 > 0:08:55who'd go out with the sort of blokes you'd fancy.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yeah, you know, like you and Kevin, and you and Phil...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04They go for...women like you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Honestly, Shirl, you ain't my type.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Would you rather kiss me or Mickey's Linda?
0:09:15 > 0:09:20Ugh, Shirl! That's disgusting!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22So what, we're just back to sneaking around again, eh?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Back to square one.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You have no idea how much I want to kiss you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Not as much as I want to kiss you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34You know what the best thing is about my dad owning the restaurant?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I've always got an empty house at lunchtime.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Oh. Well, my lunch might be from 12 till 1, maybe?
0:09:41 > 0:09:4212 till 1, sounds good.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45See you later, maybe? See you later.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47So have you spoken to Peter about Cindy?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I haven't had time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Well, make time. He's still angry and she's going to be back soon.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54He'll have forgotten all about it by then. Oh, really?!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Sticking your head in the sand, that works for you, does it?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I've got a lot on my plate. You're not the only one.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I've got a lot on here and I've got to rush back to the B
0:10:02 > 0:10:04All right, yeah? All right.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Listen, you heard about Carl?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09What about him? That's it. He's gone.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Where? I dunno. But according to Phil, that's it,
0:10:11 > 0:10:13we ain't going to see him again. Really?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I doubt that very much. Enjoy the coffee.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Don't exactly look on the bright side of life, does he?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Pack of the usual, please.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23You going to join me, or...?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26All right, keep your beard on.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28PHONE RINGS
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Hello?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, hello, Grandma Elaine!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Yeah.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Johnny?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Be a love.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46I like this one. Hmm!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Nancy said anything to you about Wayne? No.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54If you knew she was planning something...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'd tell you.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58She talks to you, she tells you stuff.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I don't think she loved him.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03She was marrying him.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05And she slept the night here.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Last time I looked, there weren't bars at the window.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Maybe she didn't want to upset you and Dad.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Yeah, maybe.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Thank goodness I've got one uncomplicated child.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ohh!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23SHE LAUGHS Come on, sausage!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26It's...show time!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27La-la!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You just going to bleedin' stand there?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Just do your business, will you?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Is that what you stood up Sharon for, then?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43What? Helping Carl move?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44What's it got to do with you?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh, you know me, Phil. I can't take my eyes away from you(!)
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Do you want something?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Well, have either of you seen Carl? Carl?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57No.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06But I'm betting you have.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07He's gone.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Disappeared with 20 grand of my cash. You going after him?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13No. No need to. Ronnie's already dealt with him.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ronnie?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Well, someone needed to.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Shall I give you a hand?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Ooh! LINDA GIGGLES
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Sorry, didn't I say two beers? He's younger than me!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yeah, and he's got ID. I'm not arguing about it, it's the law.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I'm 21, darling. You look 15.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Ooh, that's a bit harsh... No, I don't look 15!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40You look under 25. I've gotta ask and you've gotta prove it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I ain't got nothing on me. That is not my problem.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44If you haven't got ID, I can't serve you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Jay, talk to her, tell her how old I am.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yeah, he's 15.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50If you want a pint, then you show me some ID.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Until then, you can have a soft drink.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Right there, that's what's wrong with this country.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Getting treated like a criminal cos I want a drink.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Ice and lemon with your JUICE?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Hello, ladies, look at this, top fashion, bottom prices.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Just 20 quid a throw.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You can't get 'em cheaper anywhere else in London!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Girls, girls, girls! Come and see the latest fashion.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12All the rage in Shoreditch, these are.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Oh, these are so lovely.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I have to have one. How much are they?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Sir, for you they are ?25.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23?25? Oh, that is SO reasonable! I'll take two.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25My girlfriend's going to be so pleased with me.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Don't listen to him. He ain't even got a girlfriend!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Come on, ladies, look, 20 quid! They're just 20 quid!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Here, two for the fashion forward gent.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Fashion forward? Billy Mitchell?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Do me a favour! Look at what he's wearing!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Come on, ladies, over here for some real bargains.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Kat!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44What are you doing?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'm supposed to shift this lot by the end of the day.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49What do you want me to do, stand about and watch you clear up?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Bad enough that I've had to mark these down to 20.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Not exactly making any money on 'em, am I? So what do you want me to do, eh?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I don't know, Alfie. but we've got another mouth to feed soon,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00and if we carry on like this, we'll be eating the dresses.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I'm not doing that no more.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I ain't no dog walker.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You ain't no barmaid either, but it don't stop you taking wages.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11What are you talking about? I give them what they want.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14You clump around like a hung-over bricklayer.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15You're supposed to be welcoming,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18make small talk, take their mind off their troubles.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21What do I care about their troubles? I've got enough of me own.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23People are asking for food again.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Well, explain we've not got the kitchen up and running yet.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I have, but they ain't happy. You expect food in a pub.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29You expect barmaids
0:14:29 > 0:14:31that make an effort with their appearances an' all.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Used to have good food this pub.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34My mate Jean used to run the kitchen.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36People used to come from all over for her food.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Thank you, Shirley, that's really useful.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Well, a pub with no food?!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49This is my sister, Nancy.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Hi. You all right?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Nice to meet you.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Johnny was just telling me all about your wedding.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Oh, the one I was kidnapped from?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Did he tell you about the SS coming in and dragging me off?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Mum and Dad think you're up to something.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Like what? I dunno. Are you?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Might be. Oh, look, customer. Your turn.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12He proper hates it when me and my mum and dad kick off.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I keep telling him he should get a job at the UN.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Yeah, he's sensitive, isn't he? What? Like that, is it?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, he ain't got a girlfriend, has he?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Not unless you count my mum.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25There's another one who's going to fall for you
0:15:25 > 0:15:28and then wonder what's wrong with her when you don't ask her out.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29I like Whitney.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33I know you do. I've seen you dancing to all her hits in your bedroom
0:15:33 > 0:15:35when you think no-one's looking. Ha-ha(!)
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Who's putting a smile on her face?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Give her the benefit of the doubt.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Another complaint about having no food.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Tell them service will be back to normal soon.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I can tell them, but I don't know if they'll be coming back.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26DOOR CLOSES
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Er...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh...just moving it, darling.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Leave it there and it might get spilt on.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Are you for real? You are unbelievable!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Er, we got a problem here? She was checking my phone!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Bit low, innit, Linda? I was just moving it.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Do you know what, check all my texts, check who I've been calling.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Then maybe you could get me, like, a tag for my ankle
0:16:54 > 0:16:56so an alarm goes off if I try and leave the pub!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Telling you now, she's trouble. No, she's not, bruv.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04She just talks too much.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Denise, you don't need to remind me, OK? I'm on top of it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Erm, remind me of the conversation we had at Christmas, will ya?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Which one? The one about you keeping your son away from Lola.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20What about it? Oh, so, you remember? And you remember what I said?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Cos I've just seen them going into your place,
0:17:22 > 0:17:23eating each other's faces.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I swear, I didn't know anything about it. I swear to you!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cos I'm in a good mood,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31but they'd better not be anywhere near each other by tomorrow,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33cos my good mood won't last. Do you understand me?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34I'll make sure.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Phil!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Did you leave anything in the shops?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I got some right old bargains, and not just for me.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Got you a little pressie an' all.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Why don't we go home and you can give it me?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, why don't we?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Eh? THEY GIGGLE
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Ain't you got lovely skin?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, thank you.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Sometimes I wish I was black.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Do you ever wish you was white?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02No.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Right, question. Would you sleep with a serial killer for ten grand?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Are you trying to be funny?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09No, it's a question.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15You work here every day?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Yeah, pretty much, until I go back to uni.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19What you studying?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Law. Law?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Yeah. Ooh, you want to be a solicitor?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25That's the idea.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Well, maybe when you're not working or studying we could do something.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Like what?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Go out, to a club or something.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yeah, yeah, OK. I'll book a night off. Maybe Nancy can come too.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40OK. See you later. Bye.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46We're just friends.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47It's all right, sausage.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49It'd be nice to see you with someone.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What was Nancy kicking off about earlier?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Oh, just Nancy being Nancy.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Do me a favour. Can you ask her how things are with Wayne?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Your dad's worried she's plotting something with him and...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04She knows how you and Dad feel about Wayne.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06She ain't stupid enough to contact him.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm just saying I'm not going to text you for a while.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Mum tried going through my phone.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24No, Wayne, don't you dare turn up here again!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Because my dad will kill us both, that is why.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Please, will you just let me sort it?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Alfie, boy! Got my money, then?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Er, yeah, yeah.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Nah, nah, nah, you said a score, Alf.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43You're paying him?!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Listen, can we sort this out later?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll give you a bell later. Yeah.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50"Don't worry about the future," you say, "I've got it covered."
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You haven't even got your market rent covered!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55You think I don't know that? I'm trying my best here, sweetheart.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Now, I'm lumbered with this lot.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59If I don't get rid, then I'm not going to buy any more stock, am I?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Tell you what, why don't you leave the market to me, and you get a job?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05We haven't got time for you to play at this, Alfie, all right?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08We've already taken two steps back, moving in with Nan.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09You need to man up!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Whoa, whoa, what you doing? Going home!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What about your stall?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15You want to sell dresses? Sell mine as well!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24LOLA GIGGLES
0:20:24 > 0:20:26SHE GIGGLES
0:20:29 > 0:20:32DOOR SLAMS
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You've GOT to be kidding me!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Dad...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Peter, you told me you'd split up with her!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yeah, I did, but... Look, Ian, we're together, all right?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I'm talking to my son! Don't talk to her like that.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45What does she want, another kid to get up the council waiting list?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Who the hell do you think you are?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Peter, I don't want you anywhere near her!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52I'm 20 years old. I don't need your permission to do anything.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53I want to be with Lola.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56So I'm going to be with Lola!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Not under my roof, you're not!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Fine, I'll move out!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Let's go.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Peter!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09You can't be with her, OK? Phil'd kill me!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Dad, you're pathetic.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22SHARON: Phil, can you bring the matches?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I've put some candles round the bath.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Phil!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Heads. Aw, best of three.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Nope, he wins. You collect the glasses.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's a little bit awkward, Mick. It's my daughter, Lauren.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00She's got a drink problem.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02She's had counselling, and...
0:22:02 > 0:22:06just, Alfie knew what was going on, and if she has a slip up, you know.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08If she has a wobble, we won't serve her.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Don't worry, all right? We run a family pub here.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Appreciate it. See you later.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Ta, mate.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Was just telling me his daughter's got a drink problem.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I reassured him we won't serve her. No, no.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Puts things into perspective.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Just, er...
0:22:27 > 0:22:28just lay off Nancy a bit.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30She's a good girl.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'm on top of it, OK?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Right, we'd best get going. Don't want Phil on our case.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38You done with your bit of juice?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, shut up, Jay, man!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41What are you looking at?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You want serving, you bring in some ID.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Does it make you feel like you're important or something, cos you can pick on people?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Aww, princess! Does he feel bossed around? Bless him!
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Let's just go.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Whoa!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55What?! Nancy!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Swear down, touch me again and I'll rip your bits off!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Nancy! He groped me!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You touched my daughter? I never! I swear, I fell over!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You never assault the customers!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06He assaulted me!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Upstairs, now! Of course you believe him!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I'm just your daughter!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You're on top of it, are you?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15See her, she's lucky she's girl, you know.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Let me look. Let me look.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18No, man, get off me. Is it bleeding?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21You've just combined stock.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23That allowed in the regulations, is it?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Hello, sweetheart, can I interest you in this beautiful...
0:23:26 > 0:23:27I gave you that stall as a favour.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Yes, Tam, I didn't know it was going to be the same stock.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Listen, I promise I'll sort it. Hello, sweetheart.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I'm doing what I can here.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Lads, maybe for the ladies at home, might like it, eh? Interested?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41All right, Alf? You got my money, then?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Yeah, yeah. Billy, you couldn't do us a favour, could you?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46What? I'm going to grab a quick half hour in the Vic.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You couldn't hold the fort?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I promise I'll make it worth your while.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Alfie, I'm an Executive Director of Operations.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53What do I know about flogging dresses?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, what do I know? I don't know anything.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56But I'll tell you something,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59the birds have been hanging around all morning,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01cos they love a geezer who sells dresses.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Really? Yeah, I promise you.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Get a hold of that, proper babe magnet. Won't be long.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Only a half-hour, though, eh, Alf?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11All right, girls?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Fancy coming in here and inspecting my goods?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17No?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Fair enough.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS
0:24:45 > 0:24:47SHE SCREAMS
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Ow!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53SHE CRIES OUT
0:24:53 > 0:24:54You never hit the customers!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What, so they can just put their hands all over me
0:24:57 > 0:24:59and I'm just supposed to stand there and take it?!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You might like being groped by them, but I don't!
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Oi, oi, oi, listen, that's enough!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You don't talk to your mother like that!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Why do you think I'm lying? You think I just hit people for the thrill of it?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10He touched my bum! Well, it's not the first time, is it?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12We have been here before, with you throwing punches in Watford!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14What, so I can't defend myself? Is that it?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17There's NEVER an excuse to hit a customer.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Right, why I don't I just stand there and let them cop a feel?!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21If anybody ever touched me, they'd end up in traction.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, not now, Shirley! No, no, no, stay!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Stay, and see how they treat me!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Have you any idea how much this upsets your dad?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29You don't care about me, do you?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You never take me seriously because you don't care!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34If we didn't care, we'd have let you marry the geezer.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37How dare you say we don't care! We've given you everything!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38No, you give HIM everything!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Golden sausage boy Johnny who never does anything wrong!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Don't drag me into this.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45It's been Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, since the day he was born!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Because all you ever do is test my patience!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You've always been the same, having to be different,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53never liking anything I try and get you interested in.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56It's like you do everything you can to try and upset and humiliate me!
0:25:56 > 0:26:01I don't! You only went with Wayne to upset us. You don't love him!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I know how your mind works - you're always kicking out,
0:26:04 > 0:26:05looking for attention.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You think you're clever, but I can read you like a book!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You don't know me! I know you inside out.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11I know all my children!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh, yeah? You don't even know Johnny's gay!