0:00:26 > 0:00:27SHE SIGHS
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I am in need of a coffee. You all right?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32You all right?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37You've got to be kidding me? What, is she upstairs right now?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Well, unless she walked back to the B&B in her bare feet.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Her shoes are in the living room.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43SHE SCOFFS
0:00:43 > 0:00:46No, please do not say anything, though, Lauren.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47I can't face a row.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49And he accuses me of being immature!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Wow. One of the nicest ones you've bought, Dad. Congratulations(!)
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Did I not say? - Yes, you did, yeah.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Say what?- That you'd come out with something cynical.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I wonder if my last bridesmaid's dress will still fit?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Eh, who says you're even invited?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Anyway, it's not that big a deal.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Just think of it as our last desperate stab
0:01:13 > 0:01:15at some sort of respectability.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- When's the engagement party? - Who said we're having a party?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Actually that's not a bad idea, Lucy. I think we should do that.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'm going to call Mick, see if we can book the Vic.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25How much is that going to cost?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'm off to work.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32You know, I am actually pleased.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Out of all my mums, you're definitely...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37in the top three.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Well, you're my third favourite daughter, so that makes us quits.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42See ya.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Aw, hello, you! Who's a beautiful boy?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53It's a girl.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Oh, sorry. Don't take it personally. - She clearly likes you.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Normally she's very choosy about who she licks.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Aren't you?- Yeah, well, I'll take that as a compliment.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- What's going on here?- He's just given me a flyer.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Looks more camp than the Girl Guides, if you ask me.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- SHE GASPS - Looks well exciting!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Really? Not really my cup of tea.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Anyway, I'll see you. Bye-bye, girl.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Excuse me, can I have a couple of them flyers?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Course you can, darling, there you go.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Nah, that's all right, mate. No, no, it is what it is.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24All right, see you later.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Lauren, I've got a favour to ask you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29David's just called, he's got to slope off.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I've got to go to a car auction, so I need
0:02:31 > 0:02:35someone to keep an eye on the car lot, if that's all right?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Is that all right?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- I like your jacket. - Lauren, don't.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42The colour's a little bit dated, but whatever.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43No, that's all right. Go on, Lauren.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You got something to say, Lauren, just say it.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Guys, do we have to...?- When were you going to tell us, then, eh?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Probably about the same time you were going to tell me about Mum's new fella.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Yeah, and don't pretend you don't know, cos I saw Jane. She told me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Hiya. Any of you two got a hairdryer you can lend me?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Sure.- Lauren's got a problem with you staying over last night.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Dad! I didn't say that. - No big deal, is it?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Geezer sleeps with his lawfully-wedded wife?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You going to watch the car lot for me or not?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'll get you that hairdryer.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- How did you know?! - So I'm right then?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- No, how did you know? - Call it male intuition.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Seriously, did we say anything?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Didn't have to. You were so shocked, and not upset.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, not in that way. So I put two and two together...
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Well, I got two.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Thanks. But don't go spreading it around, will you?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- No, 'course not. - You're all right, you are.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Tell madam that. - She still saying no?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm playing the long game. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02SHE LAUGHS What time do you call this?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04What's that you've just give her?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I didn't.- Yes, you did, I just saw you!- I didn't.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Look, forget that. He wants to take you out, but he's too scared.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I never said that! - Where to, where to?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I dunno. Round mine if you like?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- I got a new telly. - I've got me own telly!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'll work on her.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Mmm.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Here you go. - Thanks, Abi.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'll put it back in your bedroom soon as I've finished with it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Yeah, well, I'm going to go. So I'll see you later.- OK.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- See you later, Abs.- See ya.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37SHE SIGHS
0:04:38 > 0:04:42This is where we say, "Alone at last."
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Actually, I've got all these e-mails to catch up on.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Come on, we can go back upstairs.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And this time we can make as much noise as we like.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52You know you want to.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Actually, I need to get to work.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57You need to dry your hair, don't you?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59See ya.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04He's a nice bloke, what's the matter with her?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I gave up a long time ago trying to work out why
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Bianca's the way she is.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Two quid, please.- There you are.- Cheers.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13So he's got a bit of baggage, like she ain't.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15More baggage than a jumbo jet, that girl.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Can't you say something to her?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Anything I suggest, she does the exact opposite.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- So suggest the exact opposite. See ya later.- See ya later.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Can I have a coffee, please? - All right, darling.- Takeaway.- OK.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You all right?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Clearly not.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Look, Lauren...
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I know we're not together, but if you're upset...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48You up for it?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- No.- Oh, come on, it's free entry and half-price drinks till ten.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Shirl's going, aren't you, Shirl? - I'm going to wear my sparkly tights.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- See, how can you say no after that? - Not really my thing.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, he used to say the same thing about milk when he was a little boy. Look at him now.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Nance, you have a word, he listens to you.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- I'm staying out of it.- And so should you. Will you tell 'em, Mick?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- No, I'm with Nance. - Just leave him alone!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Sorry, Linda, I don't understand. What's the problem?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19"Since when was it such a big deal for a man to sleep
0:06:19 > 0:06:20"with his lawfully-wedded wife?"
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- HE LAUGHS - Is that what he said?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25And I'm like, "How has he got the nerve?"
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- So what did you say?- Nothing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30It was only going to cause another argument, weren't it?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What you've got to understand is...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Can you not try and defend him, please?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm not saying he's not been an idiot.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38But I put myself in his shoes, and I can see why.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41He's just found out your mum's got a new bloke.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That's a massive kick in the teeth.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46He's lonely, he's upset...
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Me and you would've reached for the bottle.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51He's reached for her. What's the difference?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I miss you.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Don't do this, Jake. We agreed.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Do you miss me?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07HE SIGHS DEEPLY
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You can say no if you want to...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14..but I've got the house to myself tonight.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Sadie's taking Bella to a swimming gala.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18She won't be back till around ten.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Lauren?- How can I slag him off for it and then go
0:07:22 > 0:07:24and do exactly the same thing?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- It's just, every time I see you... - I said DON'T.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Best we avoid each other completely from now on then, yeah?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I've been thinking about our engagement party.- Yeah?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I think we should have it at Scarlett's.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Scarlett's is too posh, Ian. People will feel uncomfortable.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58But it's my place, OK? We can do what we want,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- have it as informal as we like. - But I've already booked the Vic.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Already?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I thought you wanted to make me happy?- I do.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well, what's going to make me happy
0:08:07 > 0:08:09is having our engagement party at the Vic.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- All right? - All right. Fine. Whatever.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13See you in a bit.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What do you want?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Have I got that right? You're actually marrying him?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You've really gone and done it now, innit?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Done what?- Turned yourself into more of a challenge.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36You all right to do a shift in the pub tonight?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Only Tracey wants the night off.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Shirley and Tina are still trying to get me out to this club.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41And what have you said?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You know...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I just wish everybody would back off.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Mick? Mick?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Here, you'll like this. I've had that Denise on the phone.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56She's getting married to Ian.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Guess who they've asked to lay on the engagement party?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- You need to have a word with Shirley and Tina.- Why?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03They're ganging up on Johnny, trying to
0:09:03 > 0:09:05get him to go to this club opening tonight.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07So?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You do realise what kind of club it is? Don't walk away
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- from me when I'm talking to you. - We're out of scratchings.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14He's vulnerable, and the last thing he needs is
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- those two shoving their noses in. - How come's the back door's open?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- I was taking out the recycling. - Where's Lady Di?- What?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22She was down here, and you've left the back door open?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24SHE EXHALES
0:09:24 > 0:09:25'3.99, please.'
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Probably disgusting, but it's only for cooking.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Never had you down as MasterChef.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, well, I'm not, but I'm making an effort.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Me and Max are back together. - Oh, really?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37How many times does that make it now?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Love is in the air... #
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oi, you, you either buy something or you get out.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm window-shopping. Checking out the merchandise.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I thought I'd made it absolutely clear to you -
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- this one ain't for sale. - But I can look, can't I?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Everything all right, D?- Yeah, yeah, I've got it handled, Fats.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- You sure? Cos I can... - I don't do damsel in distress.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03So knights in shining armour need not apply.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Right. You've got till I count to three.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Mmm.- One... - And then what?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16..two...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I like bossy, it turns me on. - ..three!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- So come on. Do your worst. - LADY DI BARKS
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Hey, hey, hey.- What you doing?!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Aww, who's a beautiful girl?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I got bitten when I was a kid! I can't deal with that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- See him? That fella over there? - Seriously.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Oh, don't be so ridiculous. She's a lovely dog. Ain't you, girl?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Huh? Only being friendly.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ugh, Lady Di!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43LADY DI PANTS
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- What you doing here? - Can go where I want.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Nancy don't want nothing to do with you, so what are you doing here?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- It's a shop. I'm shopping. - Only he's not.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Sorry about this.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh, no, don't worry about it, she's a sweetheart.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I'll make sure it don't happen again.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Come on, girl.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Ooh. Always did like a tough guy.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yeah, I know all that, mate.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Problem is my business partner's indisposed,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- and I need someone to watch the shop, so...- I can do it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Hang on, mate.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What?- Like you asked me to.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- You serious? - I'm here, aren't I?
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Yes, mate. No, scrap all that. I can be there after all.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Yes, I'll be leaving in two minutes. All right. See you then, bye.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47So what's brought this on?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Well, I'm sorry about this morning. Not for me to judge.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53If Mum can do it, then so can you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58So what's he like, Mum's new fella?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01What's she said about him?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Kat's been trying to twist me arm all morning to change me mind.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09"Terry's so kind, Terry's so nice, Terry this, Terry that."
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'm getting sick of it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Kat wants you to go out with a nice bloke?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15What a cow.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Listen, I'm on your side. None of her business.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19If you don't like him, you don't have to go out with him.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- I didn't say I didn't like him. - What, are you telling me you do now?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's his ex-wife I don't like.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh, I didn't realise, she's going to be there as well?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30All right, I get it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33All Kat is saying that not all men are as nasty as...Tony.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Anyway...going round his flat, ain't exactly a date, is it?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Why would I want to go to a gay club, Danny?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I dunno. Because it'll be fun.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Yeah, for you. - And for you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56So you're telling me that there'll be no ogling whatsoever?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Who said anything about ogling?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Fine.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Well, if you want to go, you can go - have a great time -
0:13:04 > 0:13:05I don't really want to be a part of it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Thank you.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Yeah, all right. OK. On one condition.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14We don't talk about you-know-who.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'll see you at half seven.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23He said he's cooking. Dunno what I'm letting meself in for.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- There you go.- Cheers.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- What's with the book? - None of your business.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Is that the one Terry give you? - Why do you care?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40None of your business either,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42but I've decided to go round Terry's tonight after all.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, yeah? What brought that on?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Just one condition - that we don't talk about Nikki.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Good for you. No, hold on. Give that...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- You are joking! - Give it back. Shush!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Twins?! Aww, when did you find out?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Last week, but don't tell anyone, all right?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Not till I'm past 12 weeks. - I bet Alfie's over the moon! Aww!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02- Shush! - Oh, I promise I won't say nothing,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- but just tell me everything! - Shut up!- Twins!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Have you seen a photo of him? This "Tim"?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Tim. What sort of name is that anyway?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- So when did she first mention him? - Can't remember.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Lauren, it's fine, you don't have to
0:14:26 > 0:14:28try and spare my feelings, I just want to know.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31All right. Six weeks? Two months maybe?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34So it's serious then?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Must be serious, if she said to you not to mention anything.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Well, it's good, Lauren. I'm...pleased for her. It's good.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Everyone's moving on. It's really great, so...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Right, I'd better make a move.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Listen, I had a couple of sniffs earlier.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58So if they come back, get all their details, tell 'em I'll get straight
0:14:58 > 0:15:02back to 'em. But no haggling, all right? Leave that to me.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- All right, I'll see you later. - Dad...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yeah?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You are allowed to be unhappy, you know.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Who said I am?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17See you later.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24That shirt don't look right.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27- Ain't you got nothing tighter?- No!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Yes, you have, that one with the V neck.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Why can't I just wear what I want to wear?- Sorry?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34He just don't get it, does he? Typical man.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Maybe he needs, like, some gel in his hair or something?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Look - I've agreed to go, ain't I?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Can you all just back off! - What do you think you're doing?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Getting Johnny ready for his big night.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- He's working in the pub, and he knows that. Don't you, Johnny?- Yup.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49HE SIGHS
0:15:54 > 0:15:56CHILDREN CHATTER
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Mum, do you like this dress?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Got to take it back to the stall tomorrow.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11You never told me what Kat said
0:16:11 > 0:16:14when you told her that you'd changed your mind?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Bianca?- I got a secret.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Swear you won't say nothing, promise?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- What? To do with Terry? - Nothing to do with Terry.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23- Kat's pregnant. - (What?!)
0:16:23 > 0:16:25That's not the big news. She's only expecting twins!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29But I didn't tell you, so please, promise, swear you won't say nothing?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- No, no, how long has she known?- End of conversation! What do you think?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I think it looks gorgeous, yeah. I am so pleased you
0:16:34 > 0:16:37and Terry are getting back together and sorting out your problems.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Well...- But, listen, just one thing that needs to finish that off.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Hang on a minute...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Where's Dad? - He's not home yet.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49He's going to be well happy. Guess what?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I've only gone and sold two cars at sticker price!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Aw, well done. - When did she move all that in?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55< Is that you, Lauren?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Yeah.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Blimey.- Since it's my first proper night back, thought I'd mark it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08I hope you're both hungry.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13"Press OK on the remote control for the autotune to start..."
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Well, I've done that!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18I've done that.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19TOP GEAR PLAYS ON TV
0:17:21 > 0:17:23BUZZER RINGS
0:17:35 > 0:17:37BUZZER CONTINUES
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yeah, I'm coming!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40So you're married to her?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Yeah. Mick, mate, don't worry about it, it's a long story.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Surely it's a good thing you're back with her, no?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49You want the truth? I only married her
0:17:49 > 0:17:51cos I was lonely, and she was there.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Stupidest thing I've ever done. - So what are you doing back with her?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Yeah. That's the question. See you later.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I like your earrings. - Oh, thanks. They were me nan's.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Me mum dug 'em out for me.- They look fantastic.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You look fantastic, really.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08ENGINES REV ON TV
0:18:10 > 0:18:11What're you watching?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I wasn't really watching anything, to be honest.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I was just, eh, trying it out.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Where's the kids? - They're staying over at, um...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh. She who must not be named.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- So, do you like it? - Yeah, it's really nice.
0:18:29 > 0:18:35- The telly. - Oh. Well, yeah, it's a telly.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Nice. What do you want me to say?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38It'll be brilliant when I've worked it all out,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41cos you can record on it and everything. Only thing is
0:18:41 > 0:18:43you need a degree in computers to work out the remote.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Agh.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Shall I get the wine?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- So, do we invite Winston? - He'll just invite himself, won't he?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Make sure they all know it's only the first drink that's free.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- I had a thought... - Do be careful, Ian.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No. About Scarlett's...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09What do you think of the name "Scarlett's"?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10It's all right.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I was thinking about renaming it to...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I dunno, "Turpin's". On account of it being on Turpin Road.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yes, I do get the idea, Ian.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Thought it would give it a highwayman feel.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Well, prices are daylight robbery.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24What about Tracey?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28We're going now, Johnny.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Why don't you come with us if you like?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Don't worry about your mother. I'll deal with her.- Just go. Please.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Linda. There is one good thing to come out of all this.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42All what?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Having a gay son. You'll be able to go shopping together.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You ever try anything like that again,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'll take them sparkly tights of yours
0:19:50 > 0:19:52and wrap 'em round your throat.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Are we clear?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59I never had you down as a Take That fan.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- I'm not. - Never went for 'em meself.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05All them girls wetting their knickers over 'em. Don't get it.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Bit sad really.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Oh, look, you've got a scratch on your telly.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11So?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14So, take it back to the shop!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I didn't get it from a shop.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19So where did you get it?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Two more minutes and I think we're there, you know.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22RAIN PATTERS ON WINDOW
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Mmm, smells good. - So tuck in!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Mmm. Didn't know you could cook.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I can't really, but it's simpler than it looks.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39So, erm...how was the auction, sweetheart?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yeah, it was all right, thanks.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Never guess what, Dad? I've only gone and sold two cars today.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55HE GROANS
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What was the last thing I said to you, Lauren?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I sold them at sticker price.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Well, that's not the point.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02If I tell you not to do something, Lauren,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- I don't want you to do it. - But surely if she
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- got the sticker price?- Was I talking to you?
0:21:12 > 0:21:13What is this anyway?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Chicken chasseur.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19"Chicken chasseur." What is chicken chasseur?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Chicken in white wine.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22MAX SIGHS
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Don't eat it, Lauren.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- It's no big deal.- No, she's got an alcohol problem, and you're
0:21:27 > 0:21:29cooking her chicken in white wine?!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31What are you, brain of Britain?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- The alcohol evaporates. - It don't evaporate!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You talking about, "evaporate"? I can smell it!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Dad, please. - Take it away, Kirsty, please.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41We'll have something else, beans on toast or something.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Max, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I just want you to take the dinner away.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Can you just take the...?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Take the dinner away!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53PLATE SMASHES
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Know what, Kirsty? I think you should leave.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09So if you didn't get the telly from a shop, where did you get it?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Can't we just enjoy the food?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Don't you like it? It's me speciality.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Used to cook it for her, did you? - Oh, come on, Bianca, this is daft.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Where did you get the telly?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Why does it matter where
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- I got a flipping telly? - Did she give it you?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30HE SIGHS
0:22:30 > 0:22:34All right. She was upgrading to a 3D....
0:22:34 > 0:22:35What?!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's just a telly!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well, you might like castoffs, but I don't!
0:22:41 > 0:22:42What?!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Get me coat.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Go on, Kirsty. Get lost.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I didn't invite you round last night cos I wanted you...
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I felt sorry for myself! I'll get myself a hooker next time.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13DOG BARKS
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Bianca! Bianca!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Go and play with your ex-wife's telly.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26All right, I will!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Suppose we should get this cleaned up.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- I'll get a cloth.- No, don't.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39It's his mess, he can clear it up.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41What's the matter with you, Lauren?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Don't start pretending you liked her all of a sudden.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47So all that was for my benefit, was it?
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Where you going? Lauren?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00If we invite Mo, that means we end up with Fat Elvis and Chinese Dave
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and every other lowlife Walford wants to bring along.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05OK, Ian, so you're saying we invite Kat and Alfie, but not Mo.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Yeah.- But they live in the same house, Ian,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09so how does that work out?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Do you mind not leaning against my gate?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What you going to do, clamp me?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17I'd like you to move.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Cool. No problem.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24See ya later, Denise.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Do you know that guy?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Oh, he must come in the shop or...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- How does he know your name? - I don't know!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Where is it?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54HE SIGHS
0:25:13 > 0:25:14SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You still on your own?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Can I come in?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Oh, congratulations!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53What for?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56"What for?", she says! You're only getting married!
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Who told you?
0:25:59 > 0:26:03You did. You and Ian were talking about your engagement party.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Which Fats still hasn't got an invite to.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Come on, of course you're invited.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Anyway, right now I'm a little bit
0:26:12 > 0:26:15more concerned about a lost earring.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Look, do you mean this one?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oh. What an idiot.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26An idiot for losing the earring? Or for marrying Ian?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Sorry.