0:00:29 > 0:00:32- JOHNNY GASPS - Wake up, everybody, rise and shine!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33I'm up! How come you slept there?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Cos Tina passed out on my floor at 4 am
0:00:35 > 0:00:39and I was getting drunk off the fumes. MICK CONTINUES BANGING POTS
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Some of us are trying not to throw up here!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Good night, was it?- Yeah, you missed out.- Did you pull?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Don't ask. Your Auntie Shirl, she was a hit.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Do I look like a lezzer?- Linda!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yes, Mick, you gorgeous man, you.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Right, you 'orrible lot. I want all hands on deck.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00We've got our very first engagement party in the pub!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Whose engagement party? - Ian Beale. Runs that restaurant.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05You know, he looks a bit like a...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08A weasel? THEY LAUGH
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- But it's all sorted.- Yeah, but I've been up half the night
0:01:13 > 0:01:17worrying about it. The catering's got to be top notch.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I run a restaurant, after all.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oh, really, Ian(?) I thought you flew rockets to the moon.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28You, erm...you off already?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yeah.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Thought I'd take my stuff round Lola's - well, ours - before work.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Erm...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Ohhh...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- I'm only going to be round the corner.- Yeah, I know. I know.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54This is silly. I'm going to see you tonight anyway, at the Vic.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Ta-ta.- See you.- See you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You know, you don't have to bother.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- If you're not in the mood? With the party.- No, I am. I am.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08I know you think I'm fussing, but it's our engagement party,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I want it to be special, OK? See you in a bit.- See you.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17There's no way I'm working at Ian Beale's engagement.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Shirl!- Mick!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22All right, well you can drop my car keys off at the garage.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Got a bit of fan belt trouble.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- What's this?- Party bag. Next time you're coming with, OK?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Let's have a look!- Nance!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- LINDA:- Brew's up.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- There you go. Now, has anyone thought about food? - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- We're not open until 11, mate. - It's Ian!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- All right? It's about tonight. - Oh, yeah?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yeah, yeah. My fiancee, Denise,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01she made the booking, which would have been fine in Alfie's time,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04but I need a few more details before I can finalise the reservation.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Details?- Yeah, who's the chef?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10That'd be me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Right. What're you planning on cooking?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Well, we usually do sandwiches. Right, Mick?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Look, you might not have heard of me,
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I've got quite a reputation round here, no offence,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27but people will be expecting a bit more than cheese and pickle.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Really? Well, maybe you haven't heard of me yet,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- but I'm not the sort of woman you want to...- The thing is, Ian,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36we've been in the pub game about 20 years. We know a thing or two
0:03:36 > 0:03:40about throwing a party. No disrespect to Alfie, but I'm
0:03:40 > 0:03:44the guvnor now and I think you're going to love the way we run things.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49So, why don't we have a sit down, we'll have a nice cuppa tea
0:03:49 > 0:03:53and we'll all work out a menu we can agree on. Yeah?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Yeah.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- All right?- All right, Lauren? Where'd you get to last night?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Just Lucy's.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- It's a car, Max, not a woman. - Yeah, this motor will do more for
0:04:12 > 0:04:13business than any woman ever could.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Dad! I find that statement insulting on many levels.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Nice to see you've taken my advice, Max.- What's that, then?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24The niche car market, I mentioned it a few weeks back.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Finally swallowed your pride, eh? Good man.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30He reminds me of someone.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Nice car. - Ain't you got the message yet?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36I just thought that if we both slept on it...?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39What? You thought I might just forget the last year ever happened?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Look, I'm skint, Max. The B&B's still after a week's deposit.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45You found a way out of that problem last time.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Yeah, but we are technically still married!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Well, we ain't married, Kirsty. We're not!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Not if you sign the papers, we ain't.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52What am I supposed to do?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You just chucked me out like a piece of rubbish.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I'm a person! I have needs!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- What's this? - All you're going to get.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14SHE SIGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Well, we're looking forward to it. - Where are you sourcing the ingredients from?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Because seasonal produce is a must.- Obviously.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And we've got a very special arrangement with our supplier.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Don't you worry about that, Ian.- OK. Mick, pleasure to finally meet you.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Likewise.- Linda.- Ian.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Just close the door on your way out, yeah?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Melt.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- When you said about "the supplier" you meant the shop next door, innit? - Yeah.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54How are we going to get all this done, eh?!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I can't even say half this stuff.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I mean what's a blinny when it's at home?!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Blini. Don't worry, I'll help you, Mum.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You and me make a crack team. SHE SIGHS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- There you go, love. Cheers. - So, you just up and left?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Too right I did. Swiped the remote an' all.- What did you do that for?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Should've heard him, Kat!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16"What does it matter where I got me telly?!" Flash.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Let me get this straight, because I'm a bit confused,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20he cooks you a slap-up meal, treats you like a lady,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23doesn't mention his ex once, until YOU bring her up,
0:06:23 > 0:06:26and then you stomp out in a huff with his remote shoved up your top?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27So?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, Denise, it's gorgeous.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Ian can really surprise you sometimes, can't he?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Anyway, I'll see you tonight. - See you tonight.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38What's tonight?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, engagement party at the Vic. You coming?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Oh, yeah, sure. - Bro? My leaving drinks?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Erm... Both at the Vic?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Yes, because we can muddle in together, can't we?- Yeah, fantastic.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I would have thought my brother would've sorted out a special meal,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56cake, organised some dancing girls to see me on my merry way, but
0:06:56 > 0:07:02muddling in with Ian Beale's 87th engagement party is totally fine.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You're buying these. Leaving gift. I wonder what they are?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Don't, Mas. - I didn't say anything.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I'm happy. - Then I'm happy for you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26You know, I still can't believe The Fox is going to marry your dad.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- The Fox?- No, I'm saying, I think they're going to make a good couple.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Be good together.- You all right? You left pretty sharpish this morning.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- So?- No news?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Said I'd tell you, didn't I?!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43So, you coming then?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I dunno. It's a bit awkward, innit. - Why?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- SHE GASPS - I never told you!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Me and Johnny had a little kiss.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- SHE SQUEALS - When?!- Shush.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- When?- Last week.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02But he ain't called me back, so I don't think he's that interested.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Well, that doesn't necessarily mean anything. He could be shy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Wish he weren't.- Whit!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11He's the first guy I've liked since Tyler.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Who is? Johnny?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Keep your voice down.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18You know what, to tell you the truth I kind of thought he, erm...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20You know, he was like... You know...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Kind of...- No, he's not.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Do you think?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26No. No.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Well, I wouldn't give up just yet.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Pretty girl like you, I'm sure you don't get turned down too often.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Anyway, I'm going to go. I'll see you later, all right?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Yeah.- Take it easy.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ain't you worried?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, look, just forget it!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Oh! Just been speaking to Carl's mum.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58She hasn't spoken to him since New Year's Eve.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Weird, don't you think?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03No, the only thing that's weird is you banging on about it to me.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Dodgy stuff happens round here and you're usually involved.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Oh! Cheers.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12How are you even his sister? You don't look like Mick.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- I got all the looks. - Oh, yeah? Older or younger?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Just make sure it's in by lunchtime. Yeah?
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Shirl. Can I have a word?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Remember when you spilt engine oil on Mum's new carpet?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Remember?! Her screams still echo through my nightmares.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40How long was it before she spoke to you again?
0:09:40 > 0:09:45I dunno, like a couple of weeks and a lot of washing up.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Always thought it'd be Dad who'd have the problem with me being...
0:09:49 > 0:09:50you know?
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Weird, innit, she used to have a right laugh with her hairdresser.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Always nosing in on his sex life.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Oi, stop moping about and get stuck in with the party.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06She will come round, you'll see.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Cheers, babe.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Here you are.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Sausage!- She don't even call me that any more.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16There you go.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Well, a thank-you would be nice. - Thanks(!)
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- I take it this belongs to you?- No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Not really, Tina got it for me, I didn't ask her to...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Just don't leave it lying about, I'm trying to keep a tidy ship here.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You decorating?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47What you doing here?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You're unbelievable, you know that?
0:10:52 > 0:10:58Help you, shall I? Begins with S. Ends with an "orry".
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Sorry.- What was all that about last night?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03I'm scared, Tel.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I just don't want to get hurt again.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Look, I'll never let that happen again.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Why don't we give it another go?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Even after last night? - KEY TURNS IN THE LOCK
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Only me!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Has she got a key?! - Have you got a key?!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Got a spare cut when I had the kids.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Rosie said you hadn't done much.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh, hello.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Is it safe to enter or have you got a turkey sandwich in your pocket?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You can't just come tramping in here like this, Nikki. You know that.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I haven't got time to bicker, Tel, I just need the kids' passports.- Why?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Because I've got stand-by tickets for Lapland to make up for Christmas.- No. That ain't happening.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- They'll be back in a couple of days.- Yeah, and they've got school.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Travel is an education in itself, Tel.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- I'll see you later, then. - Bianca, wait.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58There's a party in the Vic tonight, I'll see you there, yeah?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Maybe.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07So, the passports?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- What's in the bags?- My life.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Where's Max?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25He chucked me out again. Won't even give me the time of day
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and Carl's not picking up the phone either.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Can you blame them?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Look at you, wandering the streets like a stray dog, whining.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Are you asking for a smack? - Fighting talk? My type of language.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah, well, I'm not a dog, all right?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Then don't act like one. Look, get some self-respect and move on.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Don't let the slime balls round here hold you back.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48What am I supposed to do? I don't even have any money.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Max's just left me high and dry. - You've got brains, haven't you?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Try using them before they're pickled for good.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Mum, I'll do that. Go and sit down. - I know what I'm doing.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh! Flamin' box!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Will you tell your dad downstairs ain't a storage room
0:13:11 > 0:13:13while he paints upstairs!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- What time's this party starting again?- Seven.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Wow! How did you not get bullied at school?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I could ask you the same question! - I smelled burning, what's happened?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24I sorted it.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Oh! Whose crime against fashion was this?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Blimey, Mick, even I remember that!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I've been looking for an '80s jacket like this for ages.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Oi, that's '90s, that is! And that's a man's article of clothing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:44- Swore blind it'd been thrown out. - Must've snuck its way back in.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Used to think he was the nuts in it.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49He'd like swing it over his shoulder and lean on stuff.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51THEY LAUGH You fell for that, Mum?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Oh, he was the best-looking boy in the school.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Urgh! I saw tongue then!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Were these mine?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02SHE GASPS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- What?- Tracey's fending off raging traders out there...
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- What is it? - What is it, Shirl?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10THEY LAUGH
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Yeah, all right. Look, leave it. I was young and naive...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20And cold, by the looks of it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Yeah, all right. That's enough fun for today,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Johnny, put that box up in the loft, please, pronto.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Cheers!- Do you think I'm being paranoid?
0:14:34 > 0:14:35What do you mean?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Terry says he wants to give it another shot
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and he says there's nothing going on and I do LIKE him, he makes me
0:14:40 > 0:14:44laugh and I fancy him something rotten and he's a good dad, but
0:14:44 > 0:14:49say this is my last chance of being happy and not just someone's mum?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53And then on the other hand, she's got herself a key cut. Who does that without asking?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Unless he's told her to do it without saying it, you know?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59And that's what worries me, because I am not being made a mug of again.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Not by that silly little cow. - OK, breathe.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04You are in a state, aren't you?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I don't like seeing you like this, darling.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08What should I do then?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10He wants to meet me in the Vic later.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Well, don't go. I know you're good together,
0:15:12 > 0:15:15but Nikki is always going to be part of the Terry package, isn't she?
0:15:15 > 0:15:20She was his first love. And that runs deep, trust me.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25You don't want that hanging over you for the rest of your life, do you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27No.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, that's nice.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Yeah. I might not wear it. Spur of the moment thing.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38It might be, I don't know, a bit young for me...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- A bit young? Shut up. - So, cooking for Peter, are we?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah, it's his first night with us, so...
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Never cooked for me. - Ah, diddums.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50So, you got your family coming tonight?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- My daughters can't make it. - For your own engagement?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well, they would if they could, it's just, you know,
0:15:55 > 0:15:59I gave them such short notice. They're busy girls.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- They'll be at the wedding though. - It don't matter anyway, cos Patrick'll be there, won't he?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06No, actually, he's come down with the lurgy.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09That's £12.65, please, darling.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Splashing the cash, aren't we?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Yeah, well, he's worth it, ain't he?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Your change.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Denise, I really think you should wear that dress.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Trust me, you're going to look good. See ya.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Damn straight. Hello again.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Have you got a death wish? If my dad sees you!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Being brave just for you, babe. Laters.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Why are the bad ones always so sexy?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46You all right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Johnny.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Johnny, listen. Mick, is that your dad?- Yeah.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yeah, he's not out the front, is it all right if I leave his keys here?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Sure. Sorry, meant to move that. - No, don't worry about it. - MICROWAVE PINGS
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- All right, cheers, bruv. - Yeah, thanks.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Rosie's on her way to see Santa's house.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Well, you wouldn't like it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18It's freezing cold and you have to eat fish NOT in fingers
0:17:18 > 0:17:21and everyone knows that Santa's gone on holiday in January.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Imagine how the teachers'll kick off when she's not there on Monday. - PHONE BEEPS
0:17:24 > 0:17:26She's having a sleigh ride pulled by huskies.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Right, that is it. No texting at the dinner table.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I bet it's Nikki sending these flaming texts.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Don't you think that Terry would be there, right now, in Lapland
0:17:35 > 0:17:36if he wanted to be with Nikki, huh?!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Now are you coming to the Vic or not?- Not!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Do you know what I'd give to have your choices again, Bianca?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45You're still young and yet you're standing there frightened to
0:17:45 > 0:17:47live life in case something bad happens to you.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Well, I've got news for you, it's going to happen to you whether you
0:17:50 > 0:17:53like it or not, so you might as well get out there and take a chance.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Right, Peter said he's going to meet us there.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Oh, well, Lola said she was going to cook him a meal first.- Really?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Beans on toast does not qualify as a meal.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05No, that ain't mine.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, that's Jane's, she left it here the other day.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Said I'd put it in the post to her.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Right, come on.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You look lovely, Mum.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38It's just me.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Same as before.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Same as that little baby you had in the hospital.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I was tiny, weren't I?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Hard to believe an actual human foot fit in these.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Only two pound!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02But you were strong even then. I held out my little finger and...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I gripped it back.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Are you absolutely sure?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Sure?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Because that Whitney, she really is a lovely girl
0:19:22 > 0:19:25and you looked so good together.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Why don't you just try, eh?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34For me?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- To the happy couple. - ALL: Cheers!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Champagne?- Of course.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Maybe move onto the cava next. - Ian!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Congratulations, guys. - Thank you.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Yeah. Happy life. Er, wedding. What is it? Engagement thing.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Smooth, Tam, smooth.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Prepare yourselves, prepare yourselves, cos
0:20:12 > 0:20:14this ain't for the faint-hearted.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, my days! Is that Linda Carter, bruv?!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I've been looking for that high and low.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Why is the world so cruel? Just as I'm about to leave the Square, a goddess appears in our midst.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Hello, boys, looks like you're having fun there!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Mini beef burger? - Thank you.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Mini beef burger?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Good luck, darlin'!
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- Now, let me have some of that first. - Get involved, my love, get involved.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Mick!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- You look nice, Lauren. - Oh, thank you. So do you.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Dad, shall we go sit over there? - Yeah. All right?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Save us a seat, would you? My feet are killing me after today.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- Congratulations. - Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. - Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- Billy!- Bill, have a look at this, mate.- No way!
0:21:07 > 0:21:12- She'd eat you for breakfast. - Mate, any time of the day or night.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- What are you doing? - Whoa!- Huh.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Babe, Pops, I wasn't looking! Dex, tell her I wasn't looking.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20He wasn't looking...
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Because I'm happy. I've got everything that I need at home.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- You're so beautiful and voluptuous...- Oh...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Kind, and sweet... - I can't watch this.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30You're a pig!
0:21:34 > 0:21:39Denise, is Wayne still at the B&B?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42No, no, he's checked out. He's bad news, that one, you know.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52SHE SLURS Max, Max, come here, come here, come here...
0:21:55 > 0:21:58What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? You're drunk!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Just get off me, will you? - All right. I'm going!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Same again, Tracey, please. - I'm going.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Thank you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15You didn't take my advice then?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16What makes you say that?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Something about holey socks makes me really sad.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Has anyone got any chewing gum?
0:22:35 > 0:22:40- Why? Who're you kissing? - Shut up. See you later.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Right, that's it. Get me make-up, Tiff.- Really?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55She ain't coming.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I had a chat with her earlier, she made it perfectly clear, Terry.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Time to give up, mate.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Give us a small whisky, please, darling.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Congratulations, this is from both of us.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh. Thank you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I didn't sign it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13No, but look, look, you gave us a little kiss.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15CAR HORN OUTSIDE
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Peter. Get yourself a pint. Welcome to the family.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21You're all right, Bill, I've already got champagne.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It's a bird's drink, isn't it? You're living with a Mitchell now.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Right, I'm off to get Lex. - All right then, I'll see you later.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- CAR HORN - All right?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Max, there's something out here you might want to see.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Oi! What are you playing at?! Get out of there!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Out!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You wanted a divorce. You've got it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Cheap at the price.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I had to have one last cuddle, didn't I?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Oh and, by the way,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18when you were picturing Tanya, I was picturing someone with hair
0:24:18 > 0:24:22and muscles. And a little bit more downstairs.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25THEY LAUGH
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Goodbye, Max.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Here you are.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Birds, eh?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Come on then, Dad. She's gone, it's finally over, innit?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Yeah.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06You owe me.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- What you doing out here? - Just going to head home.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12It's only early, babe.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Yeah, well, Ian Beale's engagement party don't really do it for me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- I'll see you at home, yeah?- OK.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Feel this. Could get better quality down the pound shop.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35And these blinis, THAT is like cardboard.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37And what on earth is that supposed to be?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Denise, I was just wondering why you've still got your coat on.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- No, I've... - You're not shy, are you?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- No!- Well...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You look fantastic.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Told you you'd look gorgeous.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You're sweet.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Tonight is seriously making me reassess my upper age limit, you know.- I would.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Me and all.- If I had a time machine, I probably...
0:25:58 > 0:26:03- You have not? - I'm being silly.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05So, do you like it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- It's nice.- Nice?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yeah. You might want to pop a cardi on.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Hello, Whitney. You're looking beautiful.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Johnny'll serve you, right, love?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Vodka tonic, please.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Glasses to clear, Dad's orders. Sorry.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50DOOR CREAKS OPEN
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oi! Bruv, I'm looking at the paper!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- What are you doing?- That's my mum! - Do you want it, yeah?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Get off him. Mick, Mick, leave it!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19They were looking at you. They're perverts!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22They were looking at this?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Think that makes them perverts?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Come on, Johnny, they're only blokes!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Perfectly normal, innit?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Why're you being like this, Mum? - Like what?- This!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Stop whining and grow up, Johnny!
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- What you having, Ian? - No, I'm fine, thanks.