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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Not here...!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27HE CHUCKLES

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Oi!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Suppose you think that's funny, do you? Keying my motor!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- That's it, you're sacked! - Oh, Max...

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Oh, Max, nothing. I ain't putting up with him any more.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- So that's it, you're out, you understand?- Loud and clear.- Good.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42See you later. Love of my life.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Love of my life(!) It's like that, is it?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46None of your business.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50David...

0:00:53 > 0:00:54You all right?

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Let me guess...you finally found out what Phil was up to?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Well, I got the truth out of him...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06..but now I'm wishing I hadn't.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08So, what you going to do?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I mean, if he told you the truth, the ball's in your court now.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Bottom line is, do you love him?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah...

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I might be the biggest fool under the sun but, yeah,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28yeah, I still love him.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I can't blame him for what happened.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Linda...?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Are you, erm, are you doing anything later?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39No.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Well, there's somewhere I need to go ...and I can't face going alone.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46RADIO COMMENTARY

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Come on... Come on baby...! Come on...!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I could have run that quicker meself! Stupid.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54You all right?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55You still here, then?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yeah. What's that supposed to mean?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Well, I'm on my stall, flogging dresses like I do.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Worrying about paying the bills cos my fella's not doing

0:02:03 > 0:02:05very well in that department...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07And then along comes Mick.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK. Right...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Asking how your "plans" are coming along...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yes, Kat. Listen, sweetheart, calm down.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- I was going to tell you... - What - you're going to Australia and you didn't think of mentioning it?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Spencer... Spencer's got this great opportunity.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22He's opening a new bar he wants me to come in, help him open it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26He's got some rich bloke throwing bundles at it, be quids in. Kat, we're talking thousands here.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28You're talking the other side of the world!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Kat, it's a chance we can't afford to miss, sweetheart.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Come on, eh?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35HE SIGHS

0:02:35 > 0:02:37When does he need someone by?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39OK...

0:02:39 > 0:02:40I'd need to fly out tomorrow.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Tomorrow?!- OK, listen, it's only for a month, all right?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I haven't got the money for the ticket at the moment.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Oh, you ain't got it yet? - No.- Oh.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51For a minute there you had me worried.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I've not been able to face coming here...

0:02:58 > 0:02:59CHURCH BELL TOLLS

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I got as far as the cemetery gates...

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Why now?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I think it's time to let go...

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Me and Phil...

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I've had some decisions to make.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Oh, it's so hard...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32..letting go of someone you've loved so much.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39God bless, baby...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53PHONE RING TONE

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Know what you need? A night at the Vic, just the girls.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Let your hair down, eh?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Good idea. - Come on.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11So, what are you going to do now he's sacked you?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Well, I've got a couple of irons in the fire.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Can you get on with Max, for my sake?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- SHE SHRIEKS - Yes, dear.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20He stayed in her bed.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's just going to end in disaster.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Right, girls, what are you doing tonight?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- And whatever it is, change your plans.- Why?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ladies' night at the Vic.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32We drink, we gossip, we let our hair down and we have a laugh.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Spread the word. I'm inviting anything in a skirt!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37She seems all right. It's been ages since I let me hair down.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hold on, what's this about your mum and David?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41And what's happened to Masood?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Can I help you, love?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47RADIO PLAYS

0:04:49 > 0:04:50SPANNER DROPS

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Where you been?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I had somewhere to go.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I, er, I tried calling you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I wanted to know where I stand.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You stand where you always stand, Phil.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Where's that?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Wherever it is, I'm standing right next to you.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17HE SIGHS

0:05:19 > 0:05:26Are you, er... Are you sure? Are you sure this is what you want?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I went to the cemetery today.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I said goodbye to Dennis.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Now, I'm not saying I'm never going to think of him

0:05:35 > 0:05:38but I'm putting him in the past.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40And I'm putting my trust in you.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Don't make me regret my decision.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45I won't, Sharon.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48I won't, I promise.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58The thing is... he went over...

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Yes, handsome?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Could I get a lager and an orange juice, please?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10I'll have a beer, please.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You got a problem?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16No...

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I reckon four or five of us, bit of Texas, seven-card stud,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21maybe throw in a bit of triple draw.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Fixed limit? - Nah, nah, nah, anything goes.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yeah? All right, I tell you what... I'm all over that. I'm all over it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Lovely! - What's this?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Poker, tonight, in here. - No, no, not tonight - I'm having a girl's night.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Have it tomorrow night.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36What? No, no, Mick, it's got to be tonight...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38You can have it at mine if you like.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Are you sure?

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Yeah. I don't gamble? I'm the clean-living, devout Muslim, am I?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47See where that got me. Seven o'clock, right?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Yeah...yeah, nice one, Mas.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, here he is.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56What you going to do - beg for your job back?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02It was me that keyed the car.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I was angry, it was stupid

0:07:04 > 0:07:07and I will pay for everything to be put right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08I'm very sorry.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12David Wicks apologises...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Well, yeah, you're right, you will be paying for it.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16So, if that's everything, you can get lost.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22No, I can't.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Look, Max... Carol and me are going to make a go of it...

0:07:30 > 0:07:33and you need to know that I am not going to hurt her.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34All right?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's important to her that me and you get on.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Mate, I don't think it's up to you to tell me

0:07:38 > 0:07:39what's important for my sister.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- There's things you don't know. - What, about you and her?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Don't think I want to know, thank you very much.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47She's got breast cancer.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Well, she ain't. She ain't got breast cancer, has she?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57What you talking about? She would have told me.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02You serious?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10She'll be all right. She'll be fine.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah, yeah, course she will.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14She'll get treatment and they'll get rid of it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Like Tanya. She beat it. - Yeah, exactly.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Look, she's been going through a lot, Max, and I've been

0:08:31 > 0:08:32supporting her...

0:08:33 > 0:08:37And, well, I've got a lot on my plate, ain't I?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Not that that excuses my behaviour but...

0:08:41 > 0:08:44..that's the reason I want to buy Jack's half of this place.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46So I've got something solid for her.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I've got 100 grand.

0:08:50 > 0:08:5350 for me to buy in and another 50 for me

0:08:53 > 0:08:54and you to turn it around.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Come on, you want what's best for your kids, don't you?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, I want what's best for Carol and Bianca.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04We can be united...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07..as a family.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Give me this chance, Max.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Please.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Mr Mas, what's Tam going to say?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26He's not here, is he?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29He left me...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31like my daughter,

0:09:31 > 0:09:33like my wife...

0:09:33 > 0:09:34..my brother,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37both my sons and my girlfriend...

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Which is a good thing, isn't it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Because I'm my own man now...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Eh...?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46And this man likes to gamble and he likes beer.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48KNOCKING GETS LOUDER

0:09:49 > 0:09:52ALL CHATTER

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Linda said drinks on her. Let's get slaughtered, shall we?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm going to want a drink, aren't I?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00You can have one, can't you?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02If I have one, I won't be able to stop.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07You're turning into a right bore, do you know that?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You going to join us?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10What for?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ladies' night. I've got champagne on ice.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14What's the catch?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17No catch, just me getting to know my ladies... come on.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh Denise, Denise... don't go...

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- I'm just looking for Ian. - He's playing poker, he's with Mick.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Oh...- Come and join us. We're having a few drinks.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Not seen you since your engagement party. Come on... sit down...

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Well, I've got to get back... - Over you come, that's it, there you go...

0:10:40 > 0:10:42What you looking at?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Nothing much.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Oh, oh, this is lovely... all girls together.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52We used to have ladies' nights all the time at my mum's pub.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Now, I've got to know Sharon - love you, darling - but I want to

0:10:55 > 0:10:59get to know all my ladies, so let's have some drinks and some fun, yeah?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11LOUD MUNCHING

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Call...

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Fold.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Come on, you beauty! Look at that. Come to Daddy!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, trips, trips, trips.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29ALFIE CHUCKLES

0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE EXHALES

0:11:38 > 0:11:39ALL SHOUT

0:11:39 > 0:11:41He's nicked a flush.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Oh, it feels so good to be back... - He's nicked a flush.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Come on! Thank you.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51I tell you what, boys, I needed this... booze and cards...

0:11:51 > 0:11:57you have no idea what it's like to be outnumbered by women 24/7.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Don't get me wrong, I love women but it's

0:11:59 > 0:12:01so nice to have a night off of it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Amen to that.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Just, don't rub it in, though - Masood got dumped yesterday.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Masood's what? You split up with Carol?

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Who told you?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Well, Carol told Bianca and... sorry, Mas.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, well, we were fine until David Wicks turned up.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17That's what he does...

0:12:17 > 0:12:19charms his way into their heads and then into their beds...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Me and Bianca are gutted for you though, Mas.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25He ruined my first marriage. If Carol is stupid enough to fall for him then you're

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- better off without her. - Ian, shut up... eh? - Alfie, can you get dealing...

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- cos I need to take some more money off you.- I'd like to see you try.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Come on, show me the money, ladies, show me the money. - Let's liven it up. Come on.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Small. Small.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Boy, did you hear Liam? Said he didn't need a babysitter?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Showing off cos that Cindy's around.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Oh, yeah?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46If he had plans of that sort he's going to be very disappointed -

0:12:46 > 0:12:48TJ's up there, bless him, gooseberry.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49LAUGHTER

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Who's go is it? - Lauren's go.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54All right, Johnny...

0:12:55 > 0:12:58..have you ever had sex with a boy or girl?

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Lauren...

0:12:59 > 0:13:02What? The rules are you can ask anything.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04No, it's OK... no, I haven't.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06I've kissed both but nothing more.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12But you want to, don't you? He wants to.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Lauren, you've had your question, all right. It's my turn.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Sorry, Johnny.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Right, Lauren...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21..who's the best lover you've ever had?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25CHATTER AND LAUGHTER

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Hey, hey, oi, oi, go easy...

0:13:31 > 0:13:32I'm having fun.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34You set a date yet?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Oh, no. No. Not yet.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39You started looking at dresses? I love a wedding dress.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Don't you, Nora?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Cora.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Oh, what am I like?! Sorry.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- You married? - Widowed.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Awww... let me get you another drink.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Cora, I am sorry and I really do appreciate you not saying

0:13:58 > 0:14:00anything about the other night.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Like I said, I'm no gossip...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06so if you're at peace kissing other men.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09It was one man, it was one time.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12It always starts with one time.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Just spit it out, will you?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19What?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21You've been off with me all day.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23And you know why.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Yeah, I know that you're not keen on me and your dad being together.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30I am not the only one. What did Sonia say yesterday?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Well, she said, you know, as long as I'm happy.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh, yeah, well, she don't have to deal with the fallout, does she?

0:14:35 > 0:14:38There's not going to be any fallout, all right?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40We're together and we're going to make it work.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I didn't finish with Mas just because I wanted...

0:14:42 > 0:14:45What, Carol...? You and Mas are finished?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Oh, I'm so sorry. You made such a lovely couple.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50What's this?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Mas and Carol have finished.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55That's a shame. He's a decent bloke. You don't get many of them round here.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Yeah, well... - Was he a cheater, Carol?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- He never cheated on you, did he? - No, it was just... - No, he never did.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02She just dumped him to get back with my dad.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Oh... - What, you're back with David?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Which one's David? - Tall, dark...

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Looks a bit like George Clooney?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Alfie looks more like George Clooney than he does!

0:15:11 > 0:15:15No, he don't! If anyone looks like George Clooney it's my dad. Alfie don't look

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- nothing like George... - Poor Masood, though.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I'm sorry, no offence, Carol but, you know, you've got to feel for the guy,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24because his wife leaves him and then you dump him.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27No, hang on, hang on, it's not her fault.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh right. She just couldn't resist David Wicks, yeah?

0:15:29 > 0:15:34- No, no, no, she's just got a lot on her plate, ain't you, at the moment! - It's all right, Bianca.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Maybe you should tell them. - No, don't.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Right, if you've all finished discussing my love life,

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I would like another drink, please.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Of course, Carol. Tina, pass me that bottle.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Tina, pass it to me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Give it. Tina!

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Listen, Kat, I was thinking. Me and you could have a right load of money now, you know.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56If Alfie and Terry have won the whole...

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Alfie Moon winning, yeah?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I've got more chance of giving birth to Prince George's future wife

0:16:01 > 0:16:04than him winning enough money for a ticket to Australia.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Me dad was a cabbie, so it's just natural for me to be a cabbie,

0:16:10 > 0:16:11I suppose...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Like that with us. Me grandad. Me dad.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15All had the stall, now me boy's got it.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Check. - What about you, Mick?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18What, the old man?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20What was he? Check.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Same as he is now, a complete wrong 'un.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Like father, like son, eh?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Are we playing poker or happy families?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Here we go.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'm out...

0:16:32 > 0:16:33I need to use your khazi.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Upstairs. - I might be a while.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38That's what happens when you smash that Bombay mix.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40CHUCKLING

0:17:00 > 0:17:02£500...

0:17:02 > 0:17:03..all in.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08That's too rich for me, mate. I'm binning that.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Alfie, come on, mate, this is just a little game of friendly poker.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ian, we agreed there's no limit...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16..and you won't beat this hand.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Take an IOU?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35You're having a laugh, ain't you, Mas? No.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I think I've got some money in the kitchen...

0:17:47 > 0:17:48You finished?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54What are you doing? That's Tam's uni fund.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58I've got the winning hand. There's real money on that table.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Mr Mas... Mr Mas, you cannot be serious, man.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Oh! I can't get my hand on green...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Go on...

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yes..

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Right, Johnny. Left hand on green...

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Oh! - Oi, oi!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Do us a favour and send that to my mum.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31She'd love to see us like this!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33LAUGHTER

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Things just got interesting...

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I need to go to the khazi.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Mick's in there. - Yeah, I'll go outside, won't I...

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Excuse me.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Yeah, he's got a point, actually.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08You and Phil OK now?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Yeah, yeah, we're getting there.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14You know, you forget what it's like, working the bar.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Any time you want a job, you just let me know.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20There's a couple over there I wouldn't mind getting rid of.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22SHARON LAUGHS

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Look at them, they'll be sharing friendship bracelets next and having sleepovers.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28You really hate her, don't you?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I don't like the way she's made herself the centre of Mick's life.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36She's his wife, what do you expect? Anyway, I meant Sharon...

0:19:36 > 0:19:37I think you still like Phil.

0:19:37 > 0:19:42You want to keep your teeth in your head, you'll keep your thoughts to yourself, all right?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Stop it. Stop making me feel guilty! Just cos you're up the duff.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47You're pregnant?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Sorry, Kat...

0:19:49 > 0:19:51CAROL: Stop drinking, Bianca.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52I'm pregnant, yeah...

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I knew it! I've been watching you pretend to drink.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58See, that's why I haven't said anything cos it's early days yet...

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Yeah, because she's having twins!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Why don't you put an announcement in the flamin' paper!

0:20:03 > 0:20:09- Kat's pregnant with twins. - Oh, Kat, that is great news. - Oh, that's fantastic news!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Congratulations. Oh, we need a toast, let's have a toast.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, hang on you can't drink, can you?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm all right with orange juice. Cheers.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21I smoked and drank all through my pregnancies, didn't affect my girls.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oh, no, only one got cancer and the other one was a junkie.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh come on, Kat, just the one, eh? Wet the baby's head.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Two babies' heads!- Twin babies... rather you than me, love.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Yeah, it's all right when you're young and you've got energy but when you're at our age...

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Controlling two toddlers...

0:20:37 > 0:20:40To Kat and her babies. ALL: Cheers, Kat.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44Cheers. Congrats.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Alfie, Alfie, listen, you've got to let Mas win.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48What for?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Because he's gambling with Tam's uni money.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54HE SIGHS

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I just want you to be happy...

0:21:01 > 0:21:02I am happy, darling.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Just really happy and... you know what?

0:21:05 > 0:21:09If being with my dad makes you happy then that's good...

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, blimey, she's off!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'm really happy. Oh shut up, Kat...!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Cos you, I just want you to be happy as well.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Cos I know you are really happy.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Cos you've got them two babies in there...

0:21:28 > 0:21:31And I know that's making you really happy.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Hello, this is Auntie Bianca...

0:21:36 > 0:21:37you don't even know

0:21:37 > 0:21:41but you've got the best mum in the world, you don't even know it yet...

0:21:41 > 0:21:43LAUGHTER

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I knew a woman once...

0:21:46 > 0:21:50she had three sets of twins in three years.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53She used to take them out walking on leads.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56It was the only way she could control them.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Leads? - No, reins. I had reins with Denny.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Surprised you took them off.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02No, I mean leads.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Her dad ran a pet shop and they all had dog leads and collars...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10LAUGHTER

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Right, I've one more bottle of bubbly on ice...

0:22:16 > 0:22:18CHEERING

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oi, Linda... I've got something I want to say to you...

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Shirley...

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Shut your mouth. I'm not talking to you, all right...

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You...

0:22:31 > 0:22:33You're all right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39I mean, I know, you know, we don't like each other but one thing

0:22:39 > 0:22:44I do know is that you're good for my Mick...and...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46..that's important to me.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Cos I brought him up...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52And you make him happy...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- ..and he is happy. - Aww, Shirl...

0:22:56 > 0:22:59And you're... good to your kids.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I think you smother Johnny a little bit, I mean, it's no surprise

0:23:02 > 0:23:05he's turned out to be gay...

0:23:05 > 0:23:10but, you know, he's a good kid and I like him...

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Erm, I suppose what I'm trying to say...

0:23:16 > 0:23:19..is you're not that bad after all...

0:23:19 > 0:23:20LINDA SOBS

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- You don't have to cry about it... - Oh, come here babe, come here...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Is she all right?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36I told Sharon I was throwing tonight for her but it's not true...

0:23:39 > 0:23:41This afternoon on the news...

0:23:43 > 0:23:46..they said a soldier had been killed in Afghanistan.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51And you hear it and you don't know...

0:23:53 > 0:23:57You don't know what battalion... you just... you don't know anything.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02All you can do is wait for the phone to ring

0:24:02 > 0:24:03or for a knock at the door...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08And I didn't say anything to Mick cos...

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Well, after two years you just...

0:24:12 > 0:24:13..you get on with it.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18But... I needed to take my mind off it, so...

0:24:20 > 0:24:22It won't be Lee...

0:24:22 > 0:24:26I know, I know, I know, cos they'd have told us by now...

0:24:26 > 0:24:30but it goes on and on in your head...

0:24:33 > 0:24:36I just want my baby back...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38He will be back. He will be back...

0:24:38 > 0:24:39He'll be back soon...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42SHE SOBS

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Sorry... I'm sorry...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- KAT:- Don't be daft...

0:24:46 > 0:24:51I had this group of mates back in Watford and they understood

0:24:51 > 0:24:53when I needed to just blot it out...

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Well, now you've got mates here now, Linda.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yeah. That's right...

0:24:58 > 0:24:59I hope so...

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I feel sick...

0:25:03 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER

0:25:24 > 0:25:27HE SIGHS

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Call...

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Oh, he's got queens and tens. - He's got a full house, ain't he? - Alfie, Alfie.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Queens and tens. Alfie.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's on you. It's on you. It is on you.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Nice.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Trips.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02EXHALING AND CHATTERING

0:26:02 > 0:26:04ALL: Whoa!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Oh, leave it out, - Oh, Masood...

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Come to Daddy. That's it!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Who's the man?!- That's unbelievable. You having that?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Don't you worry about it, boys. That's all mine now.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Lovely.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Unbelievable. - You must be gutted.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Masood, unlucky.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30So, that's that, then.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34Yep. You won't regret it, Max. Partners?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40LAUGHTER

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I just... Can I have a kebab...?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45You can have a cup of tea and a paracetamol.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49ALFIE: Kat... Kat...?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Hey...!

0:26:51 > 0:26:52You won...

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Yes. Australia, here I come! AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: All right.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58So, you're definitely going... never mind me or Tommy...

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Kat, sweetheart... we need the money and this is big time.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03And you know I want the best for our babies.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04You know that.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06We're just going to miss you.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I know.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I know, all right?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Just don't invest in a kangaroo farm or something, yeah!

0:27:14 > 0:27:15SHE CHUCKLES

0:27:16 > 0:27:18OK. Come on.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Have a nice time, won't you? - Lovely to see you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Thanks for a lovely night.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24See you soon, bye.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- You look like you had fun. - Yeah...

0:27:29 > 0:27:34So, I reckon it's time I started thinking about my future.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38If we're starting a new life, I think you need to invest in me.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43What do you want?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46I want my own place... a pub, bar.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49I want to be a landlady again.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52HE CHUCKLES

0:27:52 > 0:27:56I can't believe you done that, Mr Mas... I mean, how could you do that?!

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Tam has been saving for months and you spent it in a second. - I had a good hand.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Yeah, but it wasn't good enough, was it? I mean...

0:28:01 > 0:28:03DOOR CLOSES

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Tam...

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Yeah, I decided to come home.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Oi, I can walk up the stairs.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Come on, keep going...

0:28:16 > 0:28:17BIANCA SHRIEKS

0:28:17 > 0:28:18What was that?

0:28:18 > 0:28:22It's all right, she just fell down a couple of steps...

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- Why am I on the floor?- Cos you're drunk.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Hey.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Looks like Bianca's had a good night.

0:28:38 > 0:28:39What are you doing here?

0:28:49 > 0:28:50I was just...

0:28:51 > 0:28:52David's told me.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Max...