0:00:31 > 0:00:35David, I've got something to tell you.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm pregnant.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Eh?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45And...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I need to know that you'll stand by me.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Is humour part of your therapy?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02It can't do any harm, can it?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Where did you find it, anyway?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05In the kitchen bin.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Do you reckon it's Bianca's?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Why are you doing that?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Doing what?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Eating.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Cos it's breakfast...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40B? What's the matter?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Eh, come on.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Kat, listen, the sooner I get there, the sooner I get back, all right?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54What am I going to do without you?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Sweetheart, you're going to be busy enough looking after Tommy
0:01:56 > 0:01:59and of course Bert and Ernie, all right?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Make sure you keep me updated, OK?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09My nan left you a bag of stuff here.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- There's anti-snakebite powder... - Ooh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16..spider repellent, shark repellent,
0:02:16 > 0:02:21some sort of kangaroo spray and Factor 200 sun block.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Don't know how she managed to get that so quickly.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26There's a surprise. She's also left me an invoice.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Probably heard about Masood's money. - I won that fair and square, OK.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I ain't got long left. I don't want to waste it talking about Masood.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35ENGINE ROARS OUTSIDE
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Are we at war or something? Sounds like a tank.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oi, oi, come on. Oi, never mind that.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43So listen up, I've invested some of the cash, OK?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So when it gets here,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- I reckon you could turn it into a nice little earner.- It?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yes, all will be revealed, my darling. Don't you worry.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52DOOR SLAMS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I forgot my phone.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Here you go. I was going to come and find you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Actually, Tam, you're going to be late, bro, you know, so...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05maybe it's best you...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I know it's a sore subject but - Shabnam?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You going to talk to her?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'm going to let her cool off first.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I've got a plan.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'm going to get Tam his money back.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yeah, well, tell Alfie to be lucky, yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- And if he can, can he get Tiff a koala bear.- Tiff, come on!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Don't worry about the stall, I've got it covered. All right, see you later.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Hang on everyone. Listen, I got an announcement to make.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- You're going to do it now?- Yes, I am. Everyone else round here knows.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- You're...? - We are officially a couple. Again.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58That's wicked. About time.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Do I get a present?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04No. Go on. Out. Tiff, come on!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- See you later, boys.- See ya.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Don't I get a hug?- I would do but I feel a bit sick.- Oh, charming.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Just got a bit of a dodgy tummy. - What, you've been sick again?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I got to go to the stall, but I'm quite happy for you both.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18That's either a really bad hangover or...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Hello? Oh, already?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oi, I'm talking to you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Great. Ah, wicked, great. All right, mate, I'll be straight out.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Cheers.- Who was that?- What was it you were saying?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, it's obvious, isn't it? She's got morning sickness.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Ooh, I hope not.
0:04:33 > 0:04:39Right, catch you later. I've got to dash.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41ENGINE RUMBLES
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oi!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Oi! What do you think you're doing?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Dad, what is happening?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Put that back!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12What do you think you're doing? Put that back!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Oi, who's in charge here? Put that back.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Now!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Dad, can't you just make them stop it?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What do you think you're doing, David?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Get them put this back. Now.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27It's a new dawn, Max.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What, and you didn't think about talking to me?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31That's my name up there.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE CHUCKLES
0:05:43 > 0:05:44There you go, babe.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Oh, ta. I was in right state last night. Embarrassed myself
0:05:49 > 0:05:51getting all emotional about Lee.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54You're a mum, you're allowed to.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Anyway, we're going shopping later. Bit of retail therapy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well, if you're free we could go...
0:05:58 > 0:05:59What about me?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You want to see Mamma Mia?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04No, you're all right. I'm busy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07We could get tickets for the matinee and do a little
0:06:07 > 0:06:09"Money, Money, Money" together.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- You like ABBA, right?- As much as anyone.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I saw the film five times.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Afterwards, we could slide into a bar for hair of the dog.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18You've got yourself a date.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I need to check out a few bars, anyway.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Are we a match made in heaven or what?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Look, I need some ideas, you see.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Now, I wasn't going to say anything but if I manage to find
0:06:30 > 0:06:33the right premises, then I'm going to open my own bar.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I think you'll find that's "we" are going to open up our own bar.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Oh, look at you two. So where you thinking of? Up west?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42No. No. Here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45We fancy making a bit of our own "Money, Money, Money".
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Sounds amazing. What a great idea.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Yeah, we've got a bit of damp in here, maybe a touch of rot.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I just wanted to get a price, really, to get it sorted.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04All pressure on the nose, of course.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Don't get too excited, mate, we've counted them beer barrels.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- You saying I'm a thief? - It was a joke, all right?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- What you doing in here anyway? - Helping.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, right, so we'll let you crack on.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Shirl, that's it.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Listen, don't upset anyone, don't flirt with anyone
0:07:23 > 0:07:25and don't do anything except stay safe.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Right, same goes for you, all right?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29All right, Spraggs? Cases are there, mate.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Don't want to give you the hurry up, but we do need to hurry up.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36OK. OK.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- I love you.- I love you.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46And you, young man, I'm going to bring you back a big present
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- when I come back from Australia. - Dinosaur?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Do you want a dinosaur?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK, look after Mummy for me, OK.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You get the rest of that when I get back, all right?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Listen, take care. I love you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Right, we all set?- Not even close.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Listen, we're going to make a detour on the way, yeah.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I don't think we've got the time. - Listen, we'll make time.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11All right. No worries.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14You don't know what it is yet, do you?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Say, "Bye, Daddy."- Bye, Daddy.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- I love you.- Love you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33A bar, Mick. That's what she said.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36A bar.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Here.- For me?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's got four sugars in it. Usually does the trick.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43And we're a pub so there's room for both.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44No, Mick. No.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46We are the only drinking establishment this square needs.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51What about R&R? Look, a bar is for snobs and city people.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52It'll sink within weeks.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's it. There you go. Problem solved.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Sharon was raised in this pub.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59She ran a nightclub, she knows this square
0:08:59 > 0:09:02and what she'll have to do to make people flock to it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I could swing for her.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Hello, darling.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- You ready?- You going out?
0:09:08 > 0:09:14Yeah. Mamma Mia and a bit of shopping, remember. Why?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Problem?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, yeah, see, as it happens,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21cos Shirl ain't working and we've got no cover.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23She's sitting right there, though.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Yeah, but SHE'S going to the hairdressers.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30These good looks need maintaining.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33That's Shirley for you, lets us down every time.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36You need to get some proper bar staff in.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38So sorry about today.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Don't worry. I can do a bit of shopping, can't I?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Lucky you, eh?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Catch you later.- Bye.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Unbelievable. The cheeky cow.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53She don't even think she's doing anything wrong.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Here we go. Right, what's the damage?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Extensive. And very, very expensive.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- What?- You've got rising damp.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05It's everywhere, it's probably been left untreated for years.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Years? How high's it risen, exactly?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's a massive job.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm surprised you bought the place in this state.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Australia?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I know, it's not exactly the same as a job in Margate, is it?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Listen, I had a bit to drink last night.
0:10:24 > 0:10:30Obviously I'm not used to it. It left me a bit, uh...vulnerable.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31So...
0:10:33 > 0:10:37..I suggest that if you just give me the money back, I mean,
0:10:37 > 0:10:43it was a game, and it really was a bit of fun - you do have it, right?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yeah, well, no - not as such.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49What does that mean?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Alfie won that money, he didn't nick it.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Listen, I was taken advantage of.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57That's what happened to me last night.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59You sure about that?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Cos here's the question - would you give it back
0:11:01 > 0:11:03if you'd won Alfie's money?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It's on the house. - No, don't. I don't think I can.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I was...I was thinking of taking up knitting.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Knitting?- Yeah, I thought I'd start with something small.
0:11:24 > 0:11:30You know, gloves, kids' gloves. Little bootees.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Pink, maybe, or blue.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Are you all right?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Yeah, why wouldn't I be? - Who's going to need bootees?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40You tell me.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Look, this ain't a side effect, is it,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48you know, of the cancer?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51What? Knitting - a side effect of cancer?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54No, no, no - you saying really weird things.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I was trying to come at this in a clever way.
0:11:59 > 0:12:05- Just admit it - you're pregnant, right?- What?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I found a test in the kitchen bin, a positive test.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Well, it ain't mine.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I know what you're thinking,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17that I'm not going to be well enough to help out with this baby...
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Mum, Mum, I am not pregnant.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah, but you keep being sick.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30That was four bottles of champagne, two vodkas and whatever else.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Well, someone's done that test in the house...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- BOTH:- Whitney.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44That girl. What has she gone and done now?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I tell you what, I thought she looked a bit glowy.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48No, no, no, she looks too happy.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Maybe she wants a kid. That'd be a first, wouldn't it, round here?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Any chance of an orange juice?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Good girl, having one of your five a day.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Well, it's just the salon,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06you get this chemically taste in your mouth sometimes.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11That's wonderful.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'd planned on giving Jake a surprise -
0:13:13 > 0:13:16he's always liked fast cars so I had a day at Silverstone booked for him.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What is it, his birthday or something?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21No, I just thought he deserved a treat,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24but they've messed up the booking so looks like it's off.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Max, you ain't got any fast cars that need a test drive, have you?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30No.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Someone's moody.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Here.- What's this?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41A little treat for Jake. Might soften the blow.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- That's very kind... - Hold up. Hold up.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47How about that? Look.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49One each. You'll have a whale of a time.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yeah, the thing is...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54he's a recovering alcoholic.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Ah.- Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59And Mick Carter puts his foot in it.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You weren't to know.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02I tell you what.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Leave it with me. I'll come up with something else.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- You really don't... - No. I'm on a mission now.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Anyone see you?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Box at Upton Park?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Man U fan.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Urgh. Opera?- Tone deaf.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Scuba diving.- In the Thames?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28He'll probably get swept away in the Thames, won't he?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Strong currents in there.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I tell you what you want to do, all right.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38You want to go away together, have a little dirty weekend.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Listen to me. Seriously, me and L, we do it all the time.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's like we're on honeymoon.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48PHONE RINGS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Hello?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Yeah, speaking.
0:14:54 > 0:15:02Yeah, OK, I'll come and get her now. OK, bye-bye.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Got to go and get Bella from school. - Well, you book that weekend, Sadie,
0:15:05 > 0:15:08because I tell you what, it is guaranteed happiness.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Welcome to the 21st century. - I don't believe it all, David.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22When did you think I was going to get involved in making any decisions?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, you don't have to worry about that no more, do you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I've taken all the pressure off you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- It's how your lost your hair, weren't it? The pressure.- Very funny.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33C'mon, Max, it's just a bit of repartee between colleagues.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Come on, let's get the chemistry going.- I want my old office back,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39cos you don't get to make all the decisions.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Well, I did buy that freehold off Roxy,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43which does give me a slight edge.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Think of the bigger picture, Max. You weren't doing great.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51But together, the sky's the limit.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05And you've changed the name?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Phil knew. Course he did.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18That's why they were so quick to push through that cash sale.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- I should've seen it.- Or someone should've told us what he's like.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You wanted a pub, he had one to sell.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Stop worrying. I'll go talk to him.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Panic over, Shirley's riding to the rescue.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32He ain't all bad. Only 95%.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Maybe I could persuade him to pay for some of the building work.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- And when you say persuade?- This place was his mother's pride and joy.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41If she thinks it's falling down then...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43The builder never said it would fall down.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45But Phil doesn't know that, does he?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I like the way you think, Shirl.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Twice in two days. Careful you don't strain anything, you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Excuse me, I'm not that old, you know.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04< Jake? Are you in?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13You're still freezing. School should've called me hours ago.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16You go upstairs and run yourself a bath.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17You all right, love?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18You are in?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Yeah, uh...I felt a bit dodgy, so I went for a lie down.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- What you doing home? - The school's heating went off.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Result!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Why don't I make you a nice cup of hot chocolate,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- warm you up, eh? - Sure you're well enough?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yeah, I'm feeling miles better after a little lie down.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Tell you what, why don't you go back to work.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'll do this and then I'll run her a bath. Here we go.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Where is she?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- I'll just go up, then. - You got a temperature?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- You're sweating.- I'm fine.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I'll give Lauren a quick call and tell her to cut short her break.- No!
0:18:13 > 0:18:18There's no need, I've got it covered. I'll see you later.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19OK.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Germs. See you later.- Bye.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Bella!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Bella, where are you?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38She's in here.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Bella, you'll never guess.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Lauren had to come up here and get some stuff for Mum.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59She forgot her, uh...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I forgot to make the bed...
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Bella...
0:19:25 > 0:19:29..I'm so sorry. You should never have...
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I don't even know what to say.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I wish I did because...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39But nothing's going to make this any better.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's not right that you've had to find me in here.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's not right at all.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52But you need to do something now.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Can you think about someone?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Can you think about your mum? Can you do that?
0:20:03 > 0:20:09I know you don't want to do anything for me, I know that...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11but if there's one good thing that me
0:20:11 > 0:20:16and you can do, it's to spare your mum from this.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Bella?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Because your mum does not deserve to get hurt.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33No.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41This, this will never happen again.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Ever. I promise you that.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I will never come to this house again,
0:20:50 > 0:20:55I will never so much as look at your dad again, I promise.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56It's over.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00It's finished, from this moment on, you have my word on that.
0:21:04 > 0:21:10So this is me, just getting my coat...
0:21:14 > 0:21:17..and leaving. For good.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You just think about your mum. All right?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Bella...sweetheart?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Obviously you don't want the Vic falling down.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Imagine your mum's face. It'd break her heart.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32So we was thinking you could help us out.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Seeing as there's been rising damp there for years.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37So what do you say?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41This way we all win.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I've...I've already won.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47So would you rather a block of granny flats go up there?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Long as they kept the noise down.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Come on, Phil. You've sold us a dodgy pub.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57You seem like a decent bloke. Must be eating away at you.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Tell him how decent I am. - I'm not having this, Phil.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03No, no, no, do you know what?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's my fault just as much as anyone's.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I was the one who hurried the sale through - should have known better.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Live and learn and all that.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Phil?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I got a bit distracted checking out bars.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21What are they doing here?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Leaving.- Phil!- See yourselves out.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Social call, was it?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41They reckon I sold them a dodgy pub.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Cheeky sods.- Not really.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46They were bang on.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53You going to come over and have a butcher's when you get a chance?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Nice start to your new empire. One miserable partner.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh flipping' heck.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06You've upset Carol now.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Sorry, David, how exactly have I upset Carol?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10She's got enough on her plate, Max, without all this.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Oh, priceless. Priceless. Always got to be the good guy, ain't you?
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Look, I need you, Max. On my own I'm good, yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20With you, I'd be great.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23We will soar, we will be the ultimate partnership.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Right, so we're a partnership, are we?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26And a friendship, yeah.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Look, I'll even carve our names in this table -
0:24:29 > 0:24:32"David 4 Max" with a big heart round it.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Yeah, that would be nice.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We good, then?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Yes.- All right. See ya.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- You all right, Dad?- Hello, darling. Pop over when you can, will you?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Right, tell her.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- I ain't pregnant.- You sure?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Yeah, I think I'd know. - Well, it's got to be you.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Don't be silly, Mum.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Well, who is it then?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I dunno. You started it, so find out who it is.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Listen.- What?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'm not saying it is her, right,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00but Lauren was round our house last night.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Hey. I was thinking of making Mum's favourite tonight.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Want to help me?
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Bella, love. Lauren's right, we have to help Mum.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36It's her we care about in all this - right?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I know.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Yeah. Good girl. Come here.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- What's that? You telling me this is your big plan?- It's just for now.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Listen, no offence, Mr Mas, all right? But this is a stupid plan.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Tam's going to find out.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yeah? Only if someone tells him.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21And if you find keeping quiet so difficult, I suggest you move out.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Have I made myself clear?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Ha-ha. Yeah.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03So where's my fancy new desk and chair?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Don't worry, we'll sort something out.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13In the meantime, welcome to Deals On Wheels, partner.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18You couldn't nip out and get us both a coffee, could you?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I'm gasping.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29What the hell...?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Where did you get this from?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- I picked it up from a geezer in Kings Cross.- Why?
0:27:35 > 0:27:36I thought Alfie told you about this.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38He said this is your gold mine.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41This is a gold mine?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46What do I know about meat?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50What is it, anyway?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Well, according to Alfie, it's money.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Outstanding work, Shirley(!) We're still at square one. It's brilliant(!)
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Sharon interrupted.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04So what do we do now?
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Cut our losses and sell up?
0:28:05 > 0:28:08We're not running, L. This bar of theirs,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11if they open one, we will find a way to fix the Vic up.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13We will make it the best boozer for miles.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Where do you think that's going to leave their poncey little bar?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Empty.- Dead. - With Phil footing the bill.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20What's not to love about that?
0:28:20 > 0:28:22So we're at war now?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Well, he fired the first shot and believe you me,
0:28:24 > 0:28:26that was his first and last mistake.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- Has Lauren been there all that time? - Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
0:28:37 > 0:28:42- She ain't been at work, no? - I don't know.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44You all right, Lauren?
0:28:44 > 0:28:45You should've said, love.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Said what?
0:28:48 > 0:28:52These things are better out in the open, I honestly believe that.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Sorry, Carol, what you talking about?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56I found the pregnancy test.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00What's this, Lauren?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03What pregnancy test? Why are you looking at me?
0:29:03 > 0:29:07- I'll kill the geezer. - No. No, Dad... Dad, wait...
0:29:07 > 0:29:10It's all right, darling, we'll get though this.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12No, you don't understand, we need to stop him.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14- Why? What do you mean? - I'm not pregnant!