0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hurry up and take a leak.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32It's good to see you're taking your parental role responsibly, Shirley.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Shouldn't she be on a lead?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Shouldn't you have a muzzle?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Well, I can't stop.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39We're meeting the estate agent at half past.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Moving away so soon?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43No, Sadie's salon, actually.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46We're looking at it as a potential venue for my new bar.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Not afraid of a bit of competition, are you?- Sharon...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52What am I talking about? It's not even your pub.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54You just rent one of the back bedrooms.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55LADY DI BARKS
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Can you shut that dog up, please?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59She's definitely a Carter.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Don't go near her, Di. You never know what you might catch.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09You ain't so bad after all.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Have you seen the state of that kitchen?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's like living with a pig.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I'll have a word with Nancy.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I'm talking about that feral sister of yours.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- What one?- When's she going to start paying her way?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25We can't afford to keep her.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Especially if this rising damp's going to set us back ten grand.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I still don't get why we can't ask your dad for a loan...
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Forget it.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Look, I know Shirley hates him, but that don't stop us asking, does it?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I gave her my word. Come here.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40No, I ain't got time. I said I'd meet Sharon at the salon.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What are you doing that for?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You're only going to get yourself worked up.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46She needs my support.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48And besides.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I want to know what that sneaky cow is up to.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Now, does this say successful licensee to you?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh...
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Bit of role play, is it?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I don't believe you sometimes, Mick Carter.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02This place is falling apart, your daughter is heartbroken...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04She had a lucky escape. We'll never see that boy again.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06..all you can think about is getting your end away.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I love it when you've got the hump. Get here now.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You got five minutes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13That's all!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SHE GIGGLES
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Morning.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25How long are you going to be here for?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27One day? Two?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I don't know.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Ahh, look at my handsome boy.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No wonder the girls are throwing themselves at you.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Leave it out, Mum.- Everything all right after yesterday?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- I got you these.- Mum!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43We don't want no more little accidents.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I'm a woman in her prime -
0:02:45 > 0:02:47do you really think I want to be a grandma at my age?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51What's all the whispering about?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52I'm going to school.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53See you later.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Right...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Can I come for breakfast at the cafe?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm not going to the cafe, darling.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Well, then, where are you going?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You're wasted at that school, you know?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You should sign on for the police now.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13What's that about the police?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Detective Morgan here. Giving me the third degree.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17She's going out.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Where you going?- Not you as well!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Come on, mate, I'll give you a lift to school, yeah?- Yes!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Get your bag.- Oh, thanks. She stayed over last night.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Who?- Nikki. Trying to get her claws into Terry, ain't she?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Darling, I don't think that's the case.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I think she's set her sights elsewhere.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Catch you later.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37See you later.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40So, have you heard anything from the hospital?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Do you know what, Bianca?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Can I just have five minutes where I don't have to talk about cancer?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47You know, anything will do. The weather, Dot's bunions.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49The state of the economy.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- See you later.- Bye.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Sorry, this is our office...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Well, it's not - it's Mr Lister's office,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20but I'm the Assistant Market Inspector, Tamwar Masood.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sorry to persist, but...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28just, kind of, what are you doing in our office, really?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31My office. If we're going to be pedantic.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37OK, well, I'll just call Mr Lister, then...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39He got marched off the premises first thing.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Aleksejs Shirov, but you can call me Mr Shirov, it's easier.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I've been shipped in from Spring Lane to knock this market into shape.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53So I suggest you start thinking up a few ideas
0:04:53 > 0:04:56if you want to keep hold of that job. Yeah?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yeah?- Er, yeah.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01OK.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So, what do you think?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Well, we could have the bar here...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and then the lounge area upstairs.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And maybe a few booths in the corner?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15The gaff ain't ours yet, is it?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's a steal and you know it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Ain't that right, Linda?- Absolutely.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23It's been what, Phil? 25 years since The Dagmar was here?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Walford's crying out for an upmarket bar and grill.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Grill? You never said anything about a grill.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Don't worry. Sharon's just getting ahead of herself.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- We ain't doing food.- Why not? - Cos there's a chippy over the road
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- and a restaurant next door, that's why not.- We'll talk about it later.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You talk about it all you want. It ain't happening.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40So, when are you thinking about opening?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Tomorrow if she has her way.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Depends how quickly we can get them moving.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Sooner the better, eh?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47See?! What did I tell you?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Linda's not afraid of a bit of healthy competition, are you?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50As if!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54So, we could have a happy hour here followed by last orders in the Vic.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Last orders?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, we could work together.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58You throw the younger crowd my way
0:05:58 > 0:06:01and I'll point the oldies in your direction.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- We ain't decided what we're doing here yet, mate.- OK, sure.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07So... What do you think?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Well, it ain't going to be cheap, is it?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Just as well you've got deep pockets, innit.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Of course, it's going to be very tight.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17The space, I mean.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You're going to get, what? 40 people at best, in here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22That's assuming they'll give you a licence.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I mean, they don't just give them to anyone nowadays.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Still, I suppose you've thought about all this already.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29You don't need me sticking my oar in.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Why didn't you reply to my texts?
0:06:36 > 0:06:37I ran out of credit.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You're going to be late for school.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44All right, keep your wig on.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46There's a lot riding on this year.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You know who you sound like?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Just don't mess it up.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59You ain't been ill or nothing?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02That's good.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I didn't go through with it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'm keeping the baby.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Your mother's worried about you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Tell her not to bother.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29He's not worth stewing over.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I'm not stewing.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- The boy is, like, a prize...- Can you please just stop talking about him?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I just want to forget he ever happened.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38That's my girl.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- It ain't like I'm short of offers, is it?- Let's not get too hasty, eh?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Probably best leave it about ten, 15 years, I reckon.- Shut up.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Ooh...- What're you two doing?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50What does it look like? We're trying to sort out this rising damp.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52But you're not qualified.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Any muppet can do it. Why do you think I asked Wayne?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- But we need a professional. - I looked it up online.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, well. That's all right, then.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What am I worrying about?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's not like there's a new bar opening down the road, is it?!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07When you've finished here I want a big final push on the redecorating.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- We need it done by Monday. - Just, slow down, OK?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- I'm thinking birds for the upstairs an' all.- Birds? Yeah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What are you going to be doing while we're slaving away?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'm going to be getting Johnny started
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- in the kitchen, aren't I?- To do what? - Didn't I tell you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21From now on we'll be serving food every day.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23We've got to stay ahead of the game, haven't we?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Don't look at me like that.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I didn't know one of your mates was stuffed in there.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Talking to yourself again?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yeah, well, at least she don't answer back.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42What do you think? First day of the rest of my life.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44It's a cafe.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah. At least I don't have to listen to Linda banging on all day.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I've just seen Sharon over at the salon.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- It's true what Johnny said, then? About you cooking Lassie?- Shut up!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53That could've been you, you know.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55If you hadn't messed things up with Phil.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Er. What you doing?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Pies are off.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02You only made them yesterday.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Yeah, the meat's dodgy.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05What do you mean? You said it was legit.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- It is.- Then what's the problem?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I tell you what, Linda. Why don't you try one?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13See for yourself.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Right. Chuck us a plate.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17You heard her.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Linda, listen...- This is why you've never succeeded in life, Shirley.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- You're not prepared to take risks. - You know what?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Stuff you and your poxy pies.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40As you can see, we're a fairly well-oiled machine.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Not exactly bustling, is it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47It usually picks up around four.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52This is the heart of the East End, Mr Masood.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58These streets should be packed full of punters.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You know what our motto was at Spring Lane?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Market target is the target market.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Ah.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hmm.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I reckon I should go and introduce myself to a few of our stallholders.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21I'll meet you back at the office.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Ladies.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Oh, here we go.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Wife or mistress?- Sorry?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Why else would you be fingering our knickers?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36KAT LAUGHS
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I just started on the market today.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yeah? Where you from then?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Latvia.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Come again?- Is that in Poland?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Not quite, no.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I suppose it's nice to get out the snow, though, eh?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52So, how's it around here?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Beats signing on.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55We get away with murder.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58We open up late, we're three weeks behind with our rent...
0:10:58 > 0:10:59So, the boss is easy-going, eh?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Tamwar, he's a pushover.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02We've got him eating out the palm of our hand.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Do you want a cup of tea?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Yeah. Get Slick Rick one here, an' all.- Yeah, all right.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09So, where's your pitch going to be?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Um, actually, I think we're talking at crossed purposes here.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Mr Shirov. I'm the new Market Inspector.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19And you owe me three weeks' rent.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26She still here, then?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Just let it go. It's not worth the time and effort.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You've changed your tune a bit, ain't you?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Yeah, well, you know some things are just more important, that's all.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- I don't want any trouble. - There won't be no trouble.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Listen, I was thinking tonight that after work we could go to the Vic.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Make a night of it. You and the kids.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Terry.- What for?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I just thought it would be nice to spend some time with you lot.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nothing's happened, has it?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Why does something have to have happened
0:11:52 > 0:11:54for me to want to spend time with you and the kids?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Tonight's a bit difficult - Tiff and Morgan are at a play date,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- so it won't be all of us, will it?- All right. Forget I asked.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00So, where do you want me?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I don't know why I bother, sometimes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- I'll make a start on the washing up, shall I?- All right, listen. Fine!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Course we'll be there. We'll be there.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm just a bit preoccupied.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Drinks it is, then, yeah?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Tel, my mum wants us to meet her at the Vic tonight for a drink.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Lovely. What time?- Family only. - Even better.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You are NOT invited.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Have you ever considered anger management, Bianca?- Nikki...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Air rage. I'm fully trained. - That's enough.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- See you later.- All right, darlin'.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27So, why are you really here?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Because my kids need me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31They've done all right up to now.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Well, now it's different.- How is it?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Because some things need a woman's touch, Terry.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Like what?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'm sworn to secrecy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43- Here we go again.- What?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Playing games the whole time. - Oh, come on.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48You ain't here to see the kids, are you?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You're here to stir up trouble again, ain't ya.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ask me what I did yesterday...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Quite frankly I don't give a monkey's.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59I held our son's hand whilst his girlfriend had an abortion.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Now be a love and pass me the brown sauce.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06I used to have my own flat.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11And mates that I used to knock about with.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Where did I end up?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I used to have my pick of blokes back in the day, you know.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm talking about proper eye candy,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30not...just fat and bald ones.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Gor...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37How long's it been since I had some male company?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Too flamin' long.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45And the worst bit about it is that I have to sit here
0:13:45 > 0:13:48watching you strut about the Square giving it the big "I am",
0:13:48 > 0:13:49with those puppy dog eyes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51LADY DI WHINES
0:13:52 > 0:13:54They might as well take me to the knacker's yard now
0:13:54 > 0:13:55and have done with it.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58SHE CHUCKLES
0:14:00 > 0:14:02You stupid mutt.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Mm!- Here you go, handsome.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Food of the gods this, Lin.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Got any more gravy out the back?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Oh - Johnny!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Those pies are just the start, for us.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Few days, we'll have that kitchen up and running again.- That's blinding.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm trying to write an essay, Mum.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Rustle us up a bit more gravy, will you, love?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Those pies are going down a treat.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22The punters are snapping them up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24The ones from yesterday?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26All right! Don't broadcast it to the whole pub.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Does Auntie Shirley know about this?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30She weren't happy. But needs must.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32How many have you sold?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35About 20 or so. Why?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36They ain't lamb, Mum.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39So it's a bit of an 'otchpotch. They won't know the difference.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41It's dog.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43What did you just say?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45She was supposed to chuck 'em away.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Oi! What you doing?- The pie's off.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Bridge Street Market...- You can't have that, handsome.- I'm sorry?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- We'll you a nice tuna baguette if you like. Johnny!- I paid for a pie.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Er, Trace, give this man a refund, will you? Don't just stand there.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Help me get rid of this lot. - I was enjoying that!- Sorry.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Are you coming, or not?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Right, are you sure you've got the hang of everything now?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Tea. Coffee. Beans on toast.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's all up here.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Why don't you go home?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Oh, no, no, I've got two hours yet.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Yeah, then get yourself all dolled up for tonight. Go mad.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Have a bubble bath.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31I don't know...
0:15:31 > 0:15:37No offence, Carol. But you look done in.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38- All right?- Oh, you all right?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Bianca said you wanted to go over the Vic later.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Yeah, that's right.- Everything...?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- All right, all right. I won't say another word.- Coffee?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Yes, please, I'll to take it out, though.- All right.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Here you are. Money on there.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Actually, Carol. He'll have it in. - Oh, that's you told.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53You causing trouble again?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Everyone's got a talent.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What, and that's yours, is it?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Amongst other things. I wanted to give you this...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02It's a little thank you for taking TJ under your wing.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04And me, as it goes.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I picked it up in duty free.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- You didn't need to do that, Nikki. - I wanted to.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12He's not a bad kid, you know - TJ.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13He has his moments.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Come on, give it a little spray.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16All right.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Good boy.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Come a bit closer so I can sample the goods.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Oi, oi, oi.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You'll have them falling at your feet.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yeah. Look, I've got to get back to work, Nikki, all right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Thanks again.- No, thank you. See you.- See you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38- Cheers, Carol.- All right.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I'll catch you later, yeah? - You want that?- Oh, yeah. Ta.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- See you later.- See you. Bye-bye.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Ta-ra.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- You want to watch that one. - Yeah, I intend to.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Mind that drill.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53That meat your sister got for us - it was only flaming dog!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56No way! That is amazing.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59What're you talking about? She could've got us closed down.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Where are the pies now? - In the kitchen.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Go and bag 'em up and I'll lob them in the canal.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Don't drown the puppies!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Nance, you ain't helping. Get in here, you little mug.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10When is someone going to give this family a break?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11It's a blip, that's all it is.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- We're going to have this place sorted in no time.- OK.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Mum...- Not now, Johnny.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- There's a bloke here to see you. - Tell him to come back, will you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20He says he's from the Environmental Health.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Where is he now? - I left him in the kitchen.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I don't know what my son was thinking of,
0:17:29 > 0:17:30not offering you a drink.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33We've had a complaint about meat bought from this establishment.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Er...that don't sound right.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38If I could just see some paperwork for your most recent purchases,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- we should be able to clear this up fairly quickly.- Paperwork?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43In order for us to check its provenance.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48We'll also have to take some samples from today's menu.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's nothing serious, though?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55I mean, everyone gets a bit of bellyache, don't they?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Well, all depends on whether the meat in question
0:17:57 > 0:17:59is deemed fit for human consumption.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And if it's not?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You're looking at a hefty fine
0:18:06 > 0:18:09and a possible custodial sentence.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15So, what did you have today?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Science and IT.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Why did you change your mind about the baby?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25PHONE CHIMES
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Who is it?
0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's my dad.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30He's going to kill me when he finds out.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I don't have anyone.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33To get angry, I mean.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Peter and Lucy don't really give a stuff about me.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41And Ian only lets me stay cos he feels guilty.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43And as for Gran, she's practically dead.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I just want something for myself.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52So do you want to do this or not?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Cos it'd be good to know.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56PHONE CHIMES
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I should go.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Worst case, we'll get a rap on the knuckles.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I'm sorry but you're going to have to speak to Stan.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I've already told you... - We've got no choice, Mick.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21How else are we going to pay for everything?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- What? You're going to see your dad? - Over my dead body.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Look, I'm just talking about a small loan, that's all.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Just to help sort this mess out. - Did you not hear me the other day?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I told you, we're not asking him for nothing.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- What is your problem?- Linda.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Well, it's her fault we're in this mess, Mick.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Do you know what? I'm out of here. - Oh, that's right. Run away...
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Just like you've always done. - Nice one, L.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44And there you go. Straight after her.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47What about me? What about your family?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I don't know how much more I can cope with today.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Argh! Mick!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Budge up. - How much trouble are you in, Mick?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15We'll get it sorted.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17And Dad?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, Shirl.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Do you know what he said to me the last time I saw him?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29No.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34That I wouldn't live beyond 30...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36because my sort never do.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43But I want to help you, Mick...
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I don't want to hear another word about him, all right?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49And for the record, if I'd been there when he said that,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I would have smashed him right in the mouth.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Lady Di needs another walk. You coming?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I don't know what it is,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07but she's got a right soft spot for you, do you know that?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Mick!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Linda?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- What's happened?- Her! That's what.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Why can't you just swallow your damn pride, eh?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Get in. Get in, come on.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32All right?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34All right.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Where you been?
0:21:38 > 0:21:43Rosie, do us a favour, darling. Go and play in your bedroom.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45You're in trouble!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50So, how's school? All right?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Yeah, it's all right.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Making friends and what-have-you?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58What about girls?
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Leave it out.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Your mum's told me, you know that?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Look, I ain't mad with you.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I just wish you'd told me, you know?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Everything's all right now, though?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14If she had've kept it...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What would you have said?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I would have said step up, do the right thing by her.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Look, TJ...
0:22:23 > 0:22:27you're my boy, right? And whatever happens, I'd stand by you.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29But just talk to me, will ya?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Instead of bottling things up.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Does anyone else know about this apart from your mum?
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Just David.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Wicks? You told him before you told me?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Sorry.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45HE SIGHS
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Look, I ain't mad with... I ain't mad with you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Just disappointed in David, that's all.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Something really weird just happened.- What's that?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Kat and Bianca just paid their rent.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Did you give them a receipt?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05TAMWAR SCOFFS
0:23:06 > 0:23:08No, cos I ran out of them.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11That's fine. I'll do it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14But from now on we do everything by the book, yeah?
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Yeah.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Go on, then.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Oh, go... Yeah.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, Tamwar.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26You're on three months' probation starting from today.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29OK.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38There's a table there.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Oh, it's busy.- Yeah. - Right, what shall I get everyone?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43A couple of bottles of house white...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Yeah, and a shandy. - A lemonade for Liam.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Nice try.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Got all that?- Yeah, yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- You go and sit down, I'll bring 'em over.- Ta.- Thank you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You seen who's there, look? The shifty inspector.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You all right? Enjoying yourself?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01What did the plumber say?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04He's just checking, making sure the electrics ain't damaged.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Maybe next time you'll listen to me and get the professionals in.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I said I was sorry, didn't I?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Is it going to be expensive?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Let's just not spoil tonight, yeah?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14That's all we need.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19A bottle of something bubbly, please, Linda. I'm celebrating.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Celebrating what, exactly?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I want you to be the first to know. We got the salon.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I'll get some ice.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Phil took the bait, did he?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31He knows a good investment when he sees one, Billy.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33So who stumps up the cash?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Well, I've forfeited my shares in R&R, if you must know.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36And Phil?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Will be a silent partner.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40And he agreed to that?!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41It's none of his business.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43It's my bar and I run it my way.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46You sure there's enough of you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah. Family night out.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh, yeah? I'll warn security, then, shall I?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54No-one's going to kick off. It's going to be a nice quiet evening.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, this is all I need.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Don't worry about her, she'll be fine.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Nikki...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Hello, Carol. You all right?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Why don't you pull up a chair and join us?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06As long as I'm not imposing.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07No. The more the merrier.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Sit here, Nikki. Here you are.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Thank you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I hope you ain't brought no gravy with you tonight.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19LAUGHTER
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Ha, ha, ha.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22So, you're the famous Nikki, are you?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24The one and only.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26She ain't all that, is she?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- A toast. To the future.- The future.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Cheers, babe. - ELECTRICITY SHORTS
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- ALL GROAN - Oh, what's happened here?- Mick?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Put 50p in the meter!
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Got any candles, Linda?
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- MICK:- Ladies and gents, just a little technical hitch.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44FOOTSTEPS
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Where are you going?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Never you mind.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Can I talk to you?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Don't wait up.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56DOOR OPENS
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'm here to see Cindy.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59All right.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm in.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08All right.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11So...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12what now?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Dunno.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22What're you grinning at?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Right, who wants another drink? - The tills are down!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Get another bottle.- Even better. - I'll give you a hand.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35- Hello, baby!- Wotcha, Terry.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Can I get you a drink, mate? - Stay away from my boy.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Why? What's he done?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41What can I say?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45He just needed a bit of advice from someone who's lived a little, Terry.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Don't worry. You'd have been his first port of call
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- on the quickest way to get to New Cross.- David...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- See you? I should knock you out. - Don't embarrass yourself.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oi... Shut up. Don't talk to him like that.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58You want any advice on parenting, Terry...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00you know where to find me.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I don't need nothing from you, Wicks. And neither does my son.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04- Will you just stop this!? - Hark at him.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- One night. That's all I wanted. - Mum...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Stop her, Dad! - Carol, come on. Come here.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Come and sit down. We was only having a giggle.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14It's too late. You've spoilt it.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You know, I went to the hospital today.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I got the results of my staging tests.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Why didn't you say something?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23It hasn't gone to my lungs, or my bones, or my liver.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Then we really have got a reason to celebrate, haven't we?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I'll have to have the chemo to shrink the tumour,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30and then a mastectomy.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I've got it all written down in black and white,
0:27:32 > 0:27:36what I'm going to be doing day in, day out for the next three months.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39All I wanted was a nice final evening, but...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41you couldn't even do that.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Come on, kids, let's go.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- 'Ere, do you mind if I make an announcement?- Knock yourself out.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Excuse me, everyone.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I'm sure some of you may have heard this already,
0:27:58 > 0:28:02but I've just signed the lease for my new bar.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03So, when the time comes,
0:28:03 > 0:28:06I hope you'll all come in for a complimentary mojito.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Mojito?!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10You want to watch this one, Mick. She'll be nicking all your business.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12There's plenty of punters to go round.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15You know, I've just about had a bellyful of you today, Rickman.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- Just drumming up a bit of new trade, Shirley.- Not in this pub.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Not scared of the competition, are you?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Like hell we are.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24You want a fight, then you've got one.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28Now, clear off. Before I get Lady Di down for round two.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31This is my home.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35I don't want some menopausal Barbie tramping all over it.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37What're you saying, Shirl?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41We'll go and see Dad.