31/01/2014

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0:00:25 > 0:00:29- There goes the neighbourhood. - Back to your corners, please girls.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Is that straight?- It's the only thing up there that is! - THEY LAUGH

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Me and my sister. Side by side.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I'll give it a month. - Wow. Really(?)

0:00:37 > 0:00:39You going to get this market cleaned up?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Some of us have got a business to run.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Good luck.- Thanks.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, by the way, that meat, it weren't dodgy, it was lamb.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- I shouldn't have accused you, so I'm sorry.- It's all right.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53If it was still my pub, I'd have done the same. Cardboard, classy!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55THEY LAUGH

0:00:55 > 0:00:58You going to stand there all day?! We've got a big night!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Best make the most of it. Before Shirley hits an iceberg.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Why don't you... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Dad! Dad, I was going to ask you... - DOOR SLAMS

0:01:28 > 0:01:31No, it's just the final checks before the chemo.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- She's worried about you. - Yeah, and I really appreciate it.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35So why can't I come with you, then?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Cos I can still manage the bus on my own.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Thanks for staying, Sonia.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43My pleasure, David. If Martin can't manage for one night...

0:01:43 > 0:01:46All right, see you later, darling.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Did you tell them what's happening? - No, I need to know more first.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- You know, they might not have to do the gene test...- Oh.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Listen, why don't you take me somewhere nice later?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Just you and me, no interruptions. No passports.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- No exes?- Yeah, that'd be great. Just before I start the chemo.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Yeah. Yeah, lovely.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Right, I've bleached the loo so...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Have you got something to tell me?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21So while you're not working...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah, well, it's just a suspension.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yeah, I know, but we need all the money we can get.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I mean, I don't think Fatboy's going

0:02:28 > 0:02:34- to put my uni fund back in a hurry. - Listen, Tam I... Listen...

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Market sweeper's off sick.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- One reason. - Oh, come on, Lucy.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Give me one reason why I shouldn't tell him!- Poppy's just angry!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44You and Fatboy!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- SHE LAUGHS - It was just a kiss.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- SHE SCOFFS - Well, that makes it fine, then(!)

0:02:50 > 0:02:54No, it doesn't make it fine. Oh, please, please.

0:02:54 > 0:03:00Don't, don't, Lucy. Please. It was JUST a kiss.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07All right, I won't tell him.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Because YOU will.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Karaoke tonight, darling? Bet you've got some soul in you!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Yeah, I'll come down and see what's going on.- Will you, yeah?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I've got to cash in that drink you owe me, remember.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Oh, half a lemonade, innit? - Shut up you, I'll see you later!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Me and my soul!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Yo. Tam the man!- Don't. - Come on, man, please?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46You've missed a bit.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Oh, look, here he comes. Robert Redford. - THEY LAUGH

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Pitch fees. On time for once.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Maybe we can pay you in kind? - Cash.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Urgh! He'd suffocate you with his aftershave! Give you an 'eadache.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Aye, aye, what's happened to your post round?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Day off. Tam needed help.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- It's family, you know. - Colour's better on you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25What do you think you're doing?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33They're offering to test my genes.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Just to see if the cancer's genetic.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37That's where you were dashing off to?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40You have to tell us, Mum. We're in this together.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42It's most likely about your age. No offence.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46I know, but what if it's not? What if it's positive?

0:04:46 > 0:04:50And if I am a carrier? And if you and Bianca...?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52And Tiff, and Rebecca...

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Mum, that's a big lot of "if"s.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55We're not going to blame you, are we?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57SONIA SIGHS

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Look if you are... if we are, we deal with it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02If I am,

0:05:02 > 0:05:06it's more likely I'm going to get it in my other breast.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- And even in my ovaries. - It might not be genetic at all.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13You have to do what you want to do. You take the test.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14What's B say?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20The chances are tiny. Tiny, Mum.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23But you need to...

0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Go on. Rebecca'll be missing you. - I doubt that.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Sonia. I love you...

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Don't.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- She's back in the kitchen! Making a buffet!- Right!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Moan jar. 50 pence.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49What you talking about a moan jar?! I'm just saying!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52We've only just got rid of Environmental Health.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Who's going to listen to my big number

0:05:53 > 0:05:55if they're stuck in the loo all night?!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Chargrilled.- I don't think so. - It's fashionable!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Don't bark, do they?- I tell you what - why don't you have one?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05And I hope you choke on it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Crack on, girls. By the end of today I'll be a millionaire.- You've got your name above the door.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Your backside behind my bar. You want my karaoke machine an' all?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You didn't even find the pub, you lazy cow!- You going to let her talk to me like that?!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19A CAR BANGS AND RATTLES OUTSIDE I'm going to buy a paddling pool,

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I'm going to fill it with mud and I'm going to sell tickets!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- After everything I've done for you. - So you could buy into my dream!

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Your dream?! The one that's full of rising damp, like your head!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Bet they can hear the two of you half a mile away!

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- It's like two cats mating in a rusty blender.- Aunt Babe!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Aunt Babe?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Trifle?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I suppose he's had an interview? Got experience? A CV?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47We needed a cleaner. It's just for one day.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48There ARE procedures, Tamwar.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54And then there's family.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Thank you.- But just for one day. Half pay, yeah.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh, get me a coffee, will you?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah. 50 sugars?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Got little Tina's call yesterday,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11so I thought I'd pootle on up and see what all the fuss was about.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Aunt Babe, did you say Tina called you?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17No, she got in touch by carrier pigeon.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Used to have three dozen pigeons on your grandfather's roof, you know?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Raced them, he did. Made a lovely pie.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23SHE LAUGHS

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Johnny, I take it?- Er, yeah.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Five pounds in a card every birthday,

0:07:28 > 0:07:30never get a thank you note. That'll be your mother's manners.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- So am I going to hold this trifle all day?- Sorry, Aunt Babe.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Mostly it's sherry, and that's from a few Christmases back.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- You must be Nancy. - I can't believe you're Aunt Babe!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Could never get your father into shorts.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Someone having a wake?!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49No, it's a celebration. Linda, she's having a karaoke.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Is that your Robin Reliant? - It's a Rialto, young man.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Always been a bit of a petrol head.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, this is kismet, isn't it?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59We can put the trifle in the middle and...er...

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Kitchen through here?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Nah, I was rude to her yesterday. I shouldn't have called her a child.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Wait, are you saying she told him? - No, no, no, he doesn't know yet.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21It's just, OK, Lucy found the letter...

0:08:21 > 0:08:24And I was stuck at work, so I thought if...

0:08:24 > 0:08:27if I talked to Poppy, then Poppy could talk to Lucy, we can...

0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, no, no, Poppy ain't here.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- SHE SIGHS - OK, when's she back home?

0:08:33 > 0:08:38She's not coming home. She's back in Hemel. Me and her split.

0:08:44 > 0:08:51Thanks for doing my hair. Night out, make the most of it.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52While I've still got it.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55BIANCA TUTS Shhh, Mum.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03I've not been completely honest about this appointment.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- I thought I saw you. Back already? - Yeah. Yeah, we never went, did we?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Don't ask. How are you? - There's nice new motors outside.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21You want to check out the back seats?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25The back seats are fine, Nikki. Take my word for it.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Offer's there. Test the springs.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- All right, Max? - Not too bad.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I was going to take Carol out later. Somewhere really special.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Oh, yeah?- Splash the cash.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's funny, when Tanya was sick, the last thing she wanted was a fuss.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, you know what women are like. When they say they don't want fuss,

0:09:45 > 0:09:46they usually mean the opposite.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Right, and when a bloke says an expensive meal...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50he's feeling guilty.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54So if you have got this gene thing?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yeah, well, Sonia says the chances are really low.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00No offence, Mum, but she spends most

0:10:00 > 0:10:02of her days wiping old people's bums.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05She's hardly a cancer specialist, is she?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08My mum got breast cancer twice. The first time in her thirties

0:10:08 > 0:10:12and the second time, she died 11 days after finding out.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Yes, but they've caught yours early.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Yeah, and both my aunts died of breast cancer as well.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20It ain't likely, is it?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24You know, if I have this test, WHEN I have this test...

0:10:26 > 0:10:30You know, and if I am, you know... and it is a big if...

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Yeah, what?- Well, if you wanted to, you could go and get tested as well.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36You know, You. Sonia. Robbie.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Max.- Max?!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Yeah, well, if I've got it,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44there's fifty-fifty he might as well.

0:10:44 > 0:10:50You know, which means Abi, Lauren, Oscar. Rebecca. Morgan.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Liam.- Tiffany?

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Yeah.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, look, made a right mess of that bit, haven't I?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Don't be silly. It's all right. It's going to look all right.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09So what if they find out, you know, me and Sonia...?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Well, you know, there's things they can do.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13They can watch you closely.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16They can, you know, they can give you operations.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19To reduce the risk of getting cancer.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22You know, a mastectomy.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24But the chances are really low...

0:11:29 > 0:11:30I told you not to call her!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Well, I wanted her to see the pub. All of us together.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37And after what you said... I just wanted to check she was OK.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38My hearing's OK!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Shirley was talking about you after she went to see Dad.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Just knead it with your hand, boy.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Like you're getting her in the mood.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Yeah, that ain't really his thing, Aunt Babe.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56That's more Tina's thing.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I think we'll make this into rolls.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03You saw Stan?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I'm proud of you.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Getting suspended from the Royal Mail,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23maybe that was the wake-up call you needed.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Come on, we'll be late.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- You look amazing.- Thank you.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Come on, then. - Could we go the Vic?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43You ARE joking? I've made a reservation. You said...

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I told the girls. I thought about what you said.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49The family needs me. Do you mind?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52No, I don't, Carol. Whatever you want.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Go on, go and get them.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00DOOR OPENS

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Have you told him?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12No.

0:13:14 > 0:13:20No, no, because he's doing really well right now!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Really well.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Something like this, Lucy, it could just... it'll set him right back.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Well, maybe you shouldn't have played away.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32SHE SIGHS HEAVILY

0:13:36 > 0:13:39OK, if I tell him...

0:13:42 > 0:13:44..he'll finish with me.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45And you know what happened

0:13:45 > 0:13:48the last time a woman he was engaged to

0:13:48 > 0:13:49finished with him.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Lucy, I love him. And this was a mistake.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59It was a big, stupid mistake.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02And if I could turn the clock back, I would! But I can't!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12But I promise you, though,

0:14:12 > 0:14:16I promise you this,

0:14:16 > 0:14:19it will never ever happen again.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Don't destroy what we've got. I love him.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Please.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42If you ever, ever hurt him...

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I won't.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57I've got a shift at the restaurant. Two waitresses are off sick.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02The... the letter?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I'll come and help you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Bet these two hardly remember.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28At the front, I think.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Everything you did for them.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32When Sylvie... when your mum walked out.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Dad's still the same, you know.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Is he? Still banging on about how much she hurt him?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43They were just kids! She left,

0:15:43 > 0:15:46he drank. I thought I could stop them going into care...

0:15:46 > 0:15:50You were only a child yourself. Couldn't just stand by, could I?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Let him let you down again.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54All of you, here.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59You're scared, aren't you?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- And why would I be scared? - Scared you're going to walk out.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Like you feel you did when they were little.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Like you did on your own children.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Like your mother did on you.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16I could always see through you, Shirley Carter.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Seeing your father... brought it all back, hasn't it?

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Tina said Mick had a pub.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Never said you were running it together.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27You made that happen. And don't you forget it.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31So if you're going to walk... walk now, and don't look back.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35And if you're not, then you protect those two with your life.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Trifle in the middle, I think.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Yeah.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57So have you told him yet?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Stay out of my family's business.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09You know what, I don't even know how you can look him in the eye.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12THEY CHAT AND LAUGH

0:17:22 > 0:17:24One, two. One, two.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25GET OFF!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31What do you say, Nance, you and me do a little number later on, yeah?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- She sings solo, don't you, babe? - Dad!- End of the bar.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's like the Sahara up there. Please.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Two large G&Ts, large vodka orange, small whisky for me...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- and whatever you're having. - Enforced virginity.

0:17:45 > 0:17:51- You forgot the large white wine. - I don't think I did, darling.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53All right, Max?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55All right, David. Yeah. Large whisky, please.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Large whisky for Max.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Is the whole circus in tonight?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Whoa.- Not getting dressed up tonight, then?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- My inside leg needs adjusting. - Oh, Mick.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12For your brother's sake, yeah?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Here you are, Strictly. Round your punters in.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21Hello! Hello and welcome to the Carters' Karaoke night!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Hey.- Hi.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- So, what did Ian say? - Ian doesn't know.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Listen, you and Poppy... I am so, so sorry.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41That's all right, man, you know.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44She wanted decking, I wanted decks, so...

0:18:47 > 0:18:52Look, honey, I know that somewhere out there,

0:18:52 > 0:18:59- there's the right girl for you. - Yeah. What about you?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Me? I've got Ian.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Good.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06# I had this perfect dream

0:19:06 > 0:19:10# Un sueno me envolvio

0:19:10 > 0:19:13# This dream was me and you

0:19:13 > 0:19:15# Tal vez estas aqui

0:19:15 > 0:19:18# I want all the world to see... #

0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Fancy a duet later? - You don't want to hear me warble.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Come on, I scratched your back. Time...- Ain't you got

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- a plane to catch? - I ain't going anywhere.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Hey! They're good, aren't they?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42# Y ella nos unio... #

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Are they?- Are you drinking again? - Who's asking?

0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Oi, just give it a break, Mas? - Oh, Max, what, like she did with me?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50A big, long, break.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Why don't you just be a good Muslim and go home?

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Play nicely or I'll make you sing.

0:19:54 > 0:19:59OK, you know what? I can't go home.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Cos I haven't got my keys. - Where are they?

0:20:04 > 0:20:10My jacket. It's lime green and yellow. Very sexy.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- I'll go and get Tamwar.- I'll come with you.- She can manage.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Stay here with you, then. - Please don't.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- That's enough. - Mas...- All right! OK! All right!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Hey!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Carol, have a nice life.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36All together now!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40# Barcelona!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43# Barcelona!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- D'you remember Mum? - Only in photos.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56D'you think she was like her?

0:20:56 > 0:20:57SHE SINGS

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Do me a favour.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01SINGING CONTINUES

0:21:01 > 0:21:05- No, she was different. - In what way?

0:21:05 > 0:21:10- D'you remember her well? - In 37 years, I hardly...

0:21:14 > 0:21:18She was a laugh. A right laugh.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24# Barcelona!

0:21:24 > 0:21:28# Barlcelonaaaaaa! #

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Right, let's get this clear.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39I'm with Carol, all right? I ain't interested in you.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41So why are you here?

0:21:41 > 0:21:45You can flutter your false eyelashes as much as you like...

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Mum, look. Come on. Let's get some fresh air.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Come and sit down here a minute. - I'm all right.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Just get some fresh air, yeah?

0:21:53 > 0:21:54I'm not coming to the pub just to rescue...

0:21:54 > 0:21:59- Look, he's lost his keys and he's... - Well, you know what?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02If he ever bothers coming home, give him those.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Thank you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Promise me.- Mum, we can talk about this later, yeah?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09No, no, no. Promise me now, Bianca.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12You know, you've been really brilliant so far.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13And I really appreciate it.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16But I just need to know, that both of you, right,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- can step up to the plate if... - Please.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21..anything happens to me.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Be there for, for Robbie and Sonia. And Max.

0:22:25 > 0:22:30I mean, I know he's brave... And the little ones.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Mum, nothing's going to happen to you.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I know. It might not.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36But we just need to be prepared.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40We will be, we will... we'll hold it together, won't we?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- And David... you've got to look after David.- He's a grown man.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48I know he is... but don't just let him go off again.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Because when he's with us, when he's with the family,

0:22:51 > 0:22:53he's... he's a different man.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57A better man. Promise me, Bianca.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Promise me that you won't let your dad throw it away if I...

0:23:01 > 0:23:02if I can't beat this cancer...

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Because I've got to be honest. Because sometimes people aren't.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- SHE SOBS - And I just, I just need to know.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13GATE RATTLES

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Carol, it ain't my business.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Listen, you can't say anything. cos the kids don't know yet.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- It's all right, Mum, she won't say nothing, will you?- Good luck.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39CAROL SIGHS

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Why don't we just go and murder some ABBA?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Don't know what your grandpa would say. A lesbian in the family.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Don't know where I get it from?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Just because a woman wears sensible shoes.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Where you been? Stargazing?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Hey? No, just a little bit of business.- A whisky?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Yes, please, Max. - Get him a large one.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's your round, innit?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21All right? Sorry I'm late.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Abi ended up baby-sitting and I couldn't get Tommy to sleep.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26You ain't the last. Terry's not here yet.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- What you having? One of those? - Yeah, cheers.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33That boy deserves better than you. Go on. Get out.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- I'm with my friends. - You heard what she said. Go on...

0:24:36 > 0:24:37You heard what she said?!

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Mas!- All right, Mick! - You're showing yourself up, mate.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Mas, Mas...

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Come on. Come on.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Cheers. Sorry about that.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Come. Sit down.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Give us a moment, Carol. There's something I got to do.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13You've got my trifle bowl.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23You look just like your mum.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Seen her recently? - Not in a while.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Protect them, you said.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39"Yeah, she was such a laugh."

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Hitting me. Spitting at me.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Shouting at me and me dad.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You've not asked me anything about her.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I don't want to know anything about her.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53I hope she's dead.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:26 > 0:27:28She still hanging about?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yeah. I wish she'd fly somewhere far away and stay there.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Right then, next up we have...

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- Oh, here we are. Kat, this might be us!- David Wicks.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39And since when did you do karaoke?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Oh, no!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43SHE RINGS THE BELL Last orders.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- SHE RINGS THE BELL - How about a lock in?!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49CHEERING

0:27:52 > 0:27:56My name above the pub door!

0:27:56 > 0:28:00- Cheers. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Sylvie.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Yeah, I'm on my way.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I know I am, but...

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Choir overran.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31I'll be there soon.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- I can't take this. - Give your dad a chance!

0:28:42 > 0:28:46- I don't actually have a song. Sorry. - What?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48But I DO have a question!

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Carol Jackson...

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Will you marry me?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Awwww.