31/03/2014

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0:00:38 > 0:00:41You said you'd help me with winding up the B&B accounts!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45I know but the builder just called. He wants to start the plastering but he can't find the plans.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Plans?- Yeah.- Oh, right. So that's...

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- That's what you and Jane were arguing about?- I-I'm late.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's just, I don't know why you're being so cagey about it.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54It seems every time I ask you...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Canteen tables. That's what it is. These big, long tables.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Jane wants to put 'em in there. - Yeah, well, that's very modern.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02It's a restaurant. It's... It's too familiar.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- SHIRLEY:- What's that egg ever done to you?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I'm sorry. I had a mad one last night with Tosh!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12If you don't want it...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Nah, all goes down the same way.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Said the actress to the bishop.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Or the bishop to the actor.- Tina!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24What has happened to you?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, nothing. Should've seen the state of the other geezer!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28That's looking better already.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- SHIRLEY:- State you were in, could hardly look worse.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- You never get into fights. - It's not a fight.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Just having a couple of light ales and was mucking about.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- That does not look like mucking about, Dad.- We was a bit tanked up.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- I still don't get how...- There was a couple of sovereigns on his finger. I should've known better.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- You want an egg? - Ain't he suffered enough?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Tin, I'd love an egg.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- So who did it?- Don't matter who did it.- Just let him eat.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You haven't even said where you were when...

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I said, it doesn't matter!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56He's told you - it was just lads messing. Now let him have his breakfast.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I remember that - I loved that film! - Oh, let's do it again.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Let's sneak off in the afternoon, like we used to.- You are a very bad influence, young lady.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07She's got a restaurant to sort out, Dad.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09She doesn't need you distracting her.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10One afternoon?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13PHONE RINGS Ooh, secret lover?

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Yes?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So, has she said any more about how long she's staying?

0:02:24 > 0:02:25No.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- She's a friend. And... - A female friend.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I'm not saying it's a problem, I just think...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- people will talk.- Let them.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I just don't want, for your sake... - Oh, this is for my sake, is it?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Yes. ..for anyone to get the wrong idea.- I am not throwing her out.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56PHONE CHIMES

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Whoa! - HE CHUCKLES

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- SHE GIGGLES - Right place, right time.- Thanks.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04You not going to read your text, then?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I'll read it later. In private.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08SHARON: What's with the balloons?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Lauren's birthday.- Oh, right. Well, bring her to the opening tomorrow.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- I'll throw in some bubbly.- She doesn't...- Non-alcoholic, of course.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Lauren's birthday, yeah? - Yeah. Taking her out later.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I take it I'm not invited?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- There you go, birthday girl.- Cheers.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I know she said she weren't seeing him but...- Who's that?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Lucy and Jake. They look all cosy.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39What - he's seeing your best mate?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Wouldn't put it past him. I don't care.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Just... You know, he's a mess. I don't want Lucy getting hurt. - DOOR BELL RINGS

0:03:51 > 0:03:52FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- LUCY:- Hello. She's in here, yeah?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Happy birthday!

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Balloons!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yeah. Do you think they're really stupid?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No. No, I love them. Thank you.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I've booked a booth - EC2 Bar in Shoreditch.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Whitney's up for it, and Peter and Lola.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I don't know. I just... I was thinking something more low key.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Yeah, but it's your birthday! We have to go out.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Lucy, if Lauren's not up for it...

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Shoreditch, yeah?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27What, am I going to need a dodgy haircut or something?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Yeah? Yeah? - THEY CHUCKLE

0:04:53 > 0:04:55SHE SIGHS

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- DAVID: Homework? TIFFANY:- Yes.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Trainers?- Yes.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Chocolate that you're not meant to have that I didn't see you take? BOTH:- No!- Right. OK...

0:05:21 > 0:05:22You taking us to school in that?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Tiffany, that is rude. Now, apologise to your nan.- No, it's...

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I was just saying.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, I think it looks nice. Change of image.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Look, this treatment, right?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34One of the things it does is it makes your hair fall out.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I can either I take you to school looking like Terry,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40or I wear a scarf.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Do you really look like Terry?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Show us!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45No, no, it's just thinning a little bit.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Not quite like Terry. More like...

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- More like Grandad. - Now, that IS rude.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Come on, let's go. - Ta-ta. Have a nice day.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Bye.- See ya.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- You all right?- Yeah, I'm all right. I'm not going to lie to them.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- I thought the cold cap was to prevent the hair coming out. - No, I stopped using it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Why?- Because it was really painful.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You know, like a big block of ice on your head.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12What? Stop looking at me like that! It's the chemo that's important.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- This is... This is just hair. - All right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ta-ta.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, hi. I was hoping Shabnam was in -

0:06:24 > 0:06:27help me with the old B&B accounts.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- She's just...- It's just, you know what it's like, Jane.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Trying to find somewhere quiet, you know.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Yeah, well, er, I'm menu planning in the dining room.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36We'll use the kitchen.

0:06:36 > 0:06:42You know, Ian - he won't stop going on and on about this row the two of you had.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45It... It was, er... It was nothing.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, I said to him -

0:06:48 > 0:06:51if Jane wants a big, open kitchen in the restaurant,

0:06:51 > 0:06:53you know, watching everyone cook...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56That... That wasn't what we argued about.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59No?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00No.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I said I wanted canteen tables.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Ian said, "Canteen tables, in a restaurant?"

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Yeah. Well, you know what Ian's like.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Sticks to what he knows.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Thanks.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26She used to be with my dad, didn't she?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, I wouldn't exactly say "with" him.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31It's all right. Mum told me. She said - when they split up.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34What's the phrase again? Any port in a storm.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39He still likes her. You know, I mean, really likes her.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yeah, well...

0:07:41 > 0:07:45some men find it hard to move on from an ex.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I want to know everything. Where she's getting her drinks from,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53food she's doing for tomorrow's opening, special events.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57I'll write it all in secret code and hide it in rocks in the park.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58That's my sausage.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- This is Sharon, not North Korea. - You're just jealous cos you ain't part of it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Once we've got our pool table they won't have any customers anyway.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Nothing wrong with having more than one line of attack.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10We can plan it this evening after we've all had catch-up night.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13If only Hitler had thought of an invasion of cocktail waiters.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16You won't all be laughing when Johnny brings down her empire.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I was right last night, weren't I?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- It was your dad. - I told you, my dad weren't there.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Drunk again, was he? Get a bit handy with his...- I was caught off guard by squats, OK?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37The door was open, the kid comes running out.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Caught me by surprise.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41So how come your dad's got squatters?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I seen the neighbour, Brian.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Dad's in hospital with a broken ankle.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- And you're just going to let some kid get away with... - What do you want me to do, L?!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I ain't got time to be chasing after some kid.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01If there was something...

0:09:02 > 0:09:04..you'd tell me, wouldn't you?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yes. There's nothing to tell.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21We ain't had a proper night out in ages, have we?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Yeah. And Peter can show us his moves!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25What're you talking about? I've got moves!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Can you imagine that to music?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30I'll see you later...

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Snake Hips.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- See ya.- Are you going to be all right getting a baby-sitter?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Billy's working, ain't he?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Actually, I've already asked Cora. - Oh!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Mwah! I'll see you later. - See you later.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Making me lie to Denise!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46At least I had the decency to ring and warn you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48How many times? There is nothing between us.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- I never said there was! - And there isn't going to be.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Whoa, whoa, you two are not arguing again, are you?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Er...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56no, actually. I was just saying how Jane was right.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh. I was?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01About the canteen tables and...things.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Then again, she usually is.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Oh, yeah?- Well, maybe you'll learn to say it at the time.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Leave you two to it.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20All right, Mick?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23What happened there, mate?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29- It's all right - it's none of my business.- It was my son Lee.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33You look smart.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yeah. Yeah, Sharon's training me up.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Is she? What, are you working there now?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Big opening night tomorrow. You should pop down.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Your mum's going to kill you.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, well, I do what I want, don't I?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Thanks.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Listen, it's Lauren's birthday.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- There's a couple of us going out, if you want to come.- Ah, no, I can't.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Me, mum and the others - it's catch-up night.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59We miss a lot of TV over weekends...

0:10:59 > 0:11:01What happened to "I do what I want"?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04On catch-up night? Are you joking? She'd...

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- I'll see you later.- Bye.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15What?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Well...

0:11:17 > 0:11:18"Jane's right about everything."

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Oh, maybe he just meant, you know, the restaurant.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26She comes back here - perfect mum, perfect businesswoman.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Perfect hair.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29You're not helping.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Anyway, I'm going to show her - I'm all them things as well, you know.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Are you jealous?

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Do me a favour! I'm just sick of looking up her nostrils.- Ah.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43There's only one thing for it, then.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Time for some WWMD.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50"What would Mum do?"

0:11:53 > 0:11:55He's supposed to be in Afghanistan.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Well, then, he ain't going to be decking people in Canning Town, is he?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00I know. I know, it's just...

0:12:00 > 0:12:01It's mad, innit?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- You said it was dark, didn't you? - He was the same height, same build.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I just can't help thinking that...

0:12:12 > 0:12:15You just know, when it's your own kids, don't you?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16You just... You just know.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's funny - I used to see my boy Bradley everywhere.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I called out to someone once.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Geezer turned round, didn't look nothing like him.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Where is he, your boy?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29He died, Mick. Four years ago.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32I'm sorry.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38I know it ain't the same but I know what it's like when you've got a son and you miss 'em.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39What's Linda think?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42I ain't told her yet, have I?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46No secrets - that's always been our marriage.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Mine was always the opposite.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, I don't think I'd tell her, mate. Not till you're totally sure.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I don't want to worry her. It's just...

0:12:55 > 0:12:57if it is him...

0:12:57 > 0:13:00and he's done a runner from the Army, then he's in trouble.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Something's happened. - Just bell him up.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05They won't let him have a blower. His e-mails - he ain't answering them.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Right, well, ask your dad.- Yeah(!)

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Seriously, Mick, if you think he's hiding your boy...

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Nah.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Nah, you're right. Probably just seeing ghosts.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Dad. Earlier.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27About Jane - I think I was a bit rude.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- She's just a friend, Shabnam. - I know.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- And even if she wasn't... - So you're saying that...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It wouldn't be any of your business.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I know you're just friends. I mean...

0:13:38 > 0:13:41she clearly still has feelings for Ian.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42I don't think so!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Come on, the way she looks at him...

0:13:44 > 0:13:47It really isn't any of your business.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48They're sat in our house together.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Working.- I know but...

0:13:50 > 0:13:52They've got a business together. They've got a kid.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Exactly, exactly! It's not easy to move on from that.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You know how important those things are to Ian.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- She divorced him. - So? Doesn't mean people just...

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Jane stopped having feelings for Ian a long time ago.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Though Ian, on the other hand...

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Income and expenditure.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I ain't done a spreadsheet in, like...

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Well, since school.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28PHONE CHIMES

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Anyone nice? - Er...it's just about tonight.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Yeah, it is good but we're still going to need an accountant at the end of the year.- Yeah.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44PHONE CHIMES SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:14:45 > 0:14:49What we were thinking was burgers, salads, that sort of thing - keep it simple.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Burgers, salads - got it. - DOOR BELL RINGS

0:14:51 > 0:14:56Yeah, well, it was more Jane's idea anyway.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Jake, I'm talking to you! - Yeah, and I'm listening.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Who's so important you've got to spend all your time on the phone? - Ian, he can have a life!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Not when he works for me, he can't.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05HE CHUCKLES Denise!

0:15:07 > 0:15:08I'll make a brew.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I was just thinking that we never did anything,

0:15:12 > 0:15:15you know, to welcome you back to the Square.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16You don't have to do that.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19So I thought I'd cook something this evening.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24- For Jane?- Yes, well, it wouldn't be a welcome-back if she weren't there.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Well, that's great. Yeah, thanks.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Good.- Shall I bring anything?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Just Masood - you know, make up the numbers -

0:15:31 > 0:15:33and something to pick up Ian's jaw from off the floor.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37THEY CHUCKLE

0:15:59 > 0:16:01HE MUTTERS

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I can't believe you've got all these spirits!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Where do you get your stuff from? - Johnny....

0:16:08 > 0:16:12This is Steffi and Curtis. Our new bar staff.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Cooking for those three? - Curry goat!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21They run restaurants. Catering business, food stalls.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24You work in a shop and sell a couple of sandwiches.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26You got a problem with my sandwiches?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Denise has gone all MasterChef!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Where are you going to get a goat in Walford?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'm not cooking goat! Will you all stop going on about goat?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I never said "goat".

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- I love curry goat! - I'm not doing goat!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ian's going to be all over it. In and out of that kitchen.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yes, and that is why I'm...

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Doing it at Patrick's.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46What, you, on your own, cooking a poncey meal?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49No. No, not on her own. I'm helping.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- It was Denise's idea. - With, er, her and Ian?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well, yeah, Ian would be there too.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Hmm. Better put the iron on.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Masood...

0:17:02 > 0:17:05you don't think it's...weird?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07My ex and his new fiancee?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Hmm.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Well, it's not like we're throwing our car keys on the table.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Lovely to see a woman with a proper set of curves.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25All these girls, skinny as a rake.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Are those yours darling, or silicone?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Thought you was at death's door.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34I do apologise - 76 years of age and he's still not house trained.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Been in the wars, have you?

0:17:40 > 0:17:42DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:45 > 0:17:47He's gorgeous, ain't he?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- I was just...- A man who can do so many things with his hands at once?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Well...- I was just wondering how he fit into them jeans.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56How he does - or you could?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Well, it's the big day tomorrow.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01So try to give the punters some attention, too.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03But in the meantime...

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- We was always patching up your face. - "We"?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11You were never there.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16They won't let me go home on my own.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You seen Lee?

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Why would I have seen Lee?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Just wondered if he'd paid you a visit.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26None of the rest of you have paid me a visit.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Don't know why he'd fly in from Afghanistan just cos I've had a fall.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- I just thought that... - Half the boys out there are lucky to come home with legs.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Me taking a tumble don't really count for a royal visit.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38So you ain't seen him, then?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41No, I ain't seen him. Ain't seen him for years.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Ain't seen any of you till you came sniffing round for money.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Tina's the only one who remembers who her father is.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50That's cos she's spent most her life off her nut.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52She doesn't really remember who you are.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Thanks for the grapes.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Really appreciate them.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Why all this talk about Lee?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Why you asking about him?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- I just wondered if... - No, you didn't.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I went to see you at your flat.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- When?- Yesterday.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14And someone gave me a dig.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17And I thought, er...

0:19:17 > 0:19:18it was Lee.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I didn't see who it was cos they run off.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Must have been one of them ASBOs from the estate.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- They'd mug you for a cough drop. - Nah. It didn't feel like it.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Moment they see an ambulance, they're in there like a shot.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Kick the door in, did they?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35No, everything was fine.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Maybe I didn't shut it properly.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Lucky you got there before they could do the place in.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46There was just... There was something about him. I don't know.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53And you think your boy would do that? Hit his own father?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Before you know it, he'll be all grown up

0:20:00 > 0:20:03and refusing to let his old dad come home with him to convalesce.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Nice try.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- LUCY:- Sure you don't want a coffee?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26No, I'm all right. Shall I, er...

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Shall I get these business cards ordered?- Oh, yeah.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43What are you doing?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50All right? Little gift.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54It's silk.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Well, I thought, if you're going to wear a scarf, you know,

0:20:58 > 0:21:00may as well have...

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm really sorry, Carol.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Going to take more than a scarf.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- I'll leave it on there. - No, don't. Haven't wiped that yet.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Thank you.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16It's lovely.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25"Might not drink tonight. Peter."

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh, "Lauren won't mind. Whitney."

0:21:30 > 0:21:32OK. I'm sorry.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I thought you were texting Jake, didn't I?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36I told you nothing was going on.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I know, but...

0:21:38 > 0:21:39But what? You don't trust me?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Yes! Yes, obviously I trust you, Lucy.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Because if we're working together, Lauren...- Yes. I dunno.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I dunno, I saw you with him earlier, didn't I?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- And I saw you with him last week... - It is all in your head.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56You going to shoot me?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00No. Course not. It's your birthday.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well, I will have that coffee, then.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08It is my birthday.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11I'll take this.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Hey. Don't call me again today.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33No, Lauren just searched through my phone.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's fine - I delete all of your texts.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Curtis can do this thing where he picks up three bottles at once and I can't...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Whoa. You got a crush?

0:22:54 > 0:22:55No, I'm just saying.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oh, my God, he's got a crush!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Who's got a crush? - Johnny's got a crush.- Nance!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Sharon's new barman. Curtis.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- You're there to gather information. - That's one way of looking at it!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- You're there for me. Nothing else. - And if it was a girl? - That's got nothing to do with it.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Come on, give the boy a break. - Shirley, customer.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- You can tell me all Sharon's secrets later.- I'm going out.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- It's catch-up night! - I ain't going to be there.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20- Where is he?- Who, Mick?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Someone mention my name?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I've just had Dad on the phone.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26You ever going to tell us he was in hospital?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- DENISE:- It's sticking. - SHABNAM:- It's not sticking!

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- How you've managed to make it stick when you've put so much oil in... - The spices need to cook out!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- But you're not cooking them onions properly.- Denise?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40This is how I always cook onions.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43That's not how I've said to cook 'em, is it?

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- You're meant to be making my life easier so Jane's impressed with... - Would somebody tell me what...

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- She's her mother's daughter, all right. Don't listen to a word. - What are you doing in my kitchen?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Curry chicken. - We couldn't get goat so...

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I mean, while I'm out playing cards I want to know...

0:23:58 > 0:24:03I - sorry, we - wanted somewhere Ian weren't going to get all involved.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06I'm cooking for Masood and Ian... and Jane.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Well, I hope they like washing up.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Stir it!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- He can have my room. - It's not just your room.- Tina!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- I'll sleep on the floor.- I'm not having that man in this house.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25He can go on the sofa, or we put a bed in the lounge.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- I don't want him in my lounge. - He's not coming here!- You can't leave him in hospital.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Thank you, Nancy. - If your dad says no, he means no.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33He said he got a neighbour to call you yesterday.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Mick went round his gaff and came back with a black eye.- Oh, L. - Is that when you got beaten up?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I didn't get beaten up.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40So did you see who did it?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah, just... It was just kids from the estate.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Dad weren't there, though, was he? Cos he was in hospital, where he's been all week.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Funny how he didn't tell us before he knew he couldn't come home.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- He's old and he's had a fall. - You've been outvoted. - And he ain't got no-one else.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54He is not staying here!

0:25:06 > 0:25:09TANNOY: 'The westbound District line is currently suspended...'

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Thought I missed you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- I'm not getting a bus. - It ain't that far!

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- We could go to the Vic. - No, I ain't going back to the Vic.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Oh, brilliant. Cab?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Actually, I've got keys to the Albert.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Fancy a private party?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- You serious?- Yes, let's go!- Yes.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Oi!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37What did he do?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Grandad.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Like, when you and Dad was little - did he, like...?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Do you think he'd still be alive if he did?

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Yeah, but I just don't get why you and Dad hate him so much.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Darling, there are hundreds of reasons why I hate him -

0:25:55 > 0:25:56but that's not one of them.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05This looks amazing.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I mean, you did all this for Jane? On your own?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yeah.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Well...you know, Shabnam -

0:26:12 > 0:26:15she come and she just give me a little bit of a hand.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17PATRICK CLEARS THROAT

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Sorry, me dear, I'm not staying.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Yeah. Yeah, I know. This is for me.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oh, sorry - I just assumed.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I mean, it's not a double date, is it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32- You two, Jane and my dad? - BOTH: No!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I mean, I can go if you want.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36No. No, you stay.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You know, it's like - the more the merrier.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52PHONE CHIMES

0:27:26 > 0:27:28So what happened, Mick?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30At Dad's, when you went round there?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Like I said. Just a kid.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35A kid rattled you?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I know you, Mick. There's something you're not telling me.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44It just shook me up a bit.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46You know, being back there.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49You let him in, there's going to be nothing but trouble.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52And I promise you I will not let that man

0:27:52 > 0:27:55anywhere near this family again.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- STAN:- Easy, easy.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Dad's coming to stay.