0:00:35 > 0:00:36Mum?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39What you doing up?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42A nightmare. A bad man.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46It's not real. It's all in your head.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Do you want a cuddle?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Mum, it's the middle of the night.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Not worried about the smoke damage, are you? It'll be all right.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm worried about you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Why didn't you tell us you were coming home, baby?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Mum...- Haven't even had a chance to buy you a proper bed.
0:01:32 > 0:01:38No wonder you can't sleep. No hero's welcome this, is it?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- It's the school holidays, you doughnut.- Oh...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's not his fault, he's been up half the night.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why'd you tell him that you'd entered him for The Hunger Games?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53TIFF LAUGHS
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's not funny, Tiff. Are you not eating this?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- No, I'm not hungry. - And what's with the face?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01This about kissing lover boy, you know, whatshisface? Alan Carr?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Shut up, will you! - Don't talk to me like that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I've got enough on my plate with this result thing tomorrow.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Oi! Don't push me, man. - Liam, shut up.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Sh. Your mum's supposed to be having a lie in.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yes, I heard!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Hello. Blimey, what you come as? Reject from the Playboy mansion?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, I'm the Easter Bunny, aren't I?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh very nice. Don't mind if I do have a little one. Out the way.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34The whisky smuggled inside the shampoo bottles? Genius.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Best package ever. Who thought of sending that?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Had to have something to drink with your Christmas lunch, didn't ya?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Was rinsing out bottles for ages.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You've lost weight. I'll have to send out more food.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Did I send out enough socks? - I could open up a shop, Mum.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I just want you to be warm. Were you cold on the sofa?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You can move into Johnny's when the bed comes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I was all right. Cheers.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Who's this dog that knocked you up then? He nice?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- He rung you afterwards? - Hit and run.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Liberty. I'll stand by you, girl. Yes, I will.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03When Mum said there was a surprise pregnancy, I thought
0:03:03 > 0:03:05you'd got yourself caught out, Johnny.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06THEY LAUGH
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Go get your room ready, Johnny. Make space for Lee.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Lee, did you kill anyone? - Yeah, did you?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Bomb disposal's about saving lives.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18My baby's only been back five minutes and saved this place.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- And him.- Don't suppose anyone'll give me a light to celebrate?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Dad!- Unbelievable, that is! Unbelievable.- No!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Food's burning. Thought I might as well join in.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- You ruined my lounge, my curtains... - Shame your clothes made it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Come on, Grandad. Already done my Fireman Sam act once.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I came home for a rest.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Make sure you do rest. How long you got off?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40A while. Don't matter if they're a bit crispy, Mum.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41You sure, baby?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Lance corporal. Not baby. - You'll always be my baby.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Mum...- Sorry, I just worry.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I'm bulletproof. That's me. Come here.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I'm back now.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm back.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03A pillow tied to her head.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05That's all I could manage in half an hour.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I mean, she could have told me last night.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- A pillow's not fancy dress! - She is a hatching chicken.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- RONNIE SNIGGERS - Can you bring our breakfasts over?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah. That kid is going to be scarred for life.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18She's got no idea how humiliated she's going to be.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Turning up at the Easter egg hunt not in fancy dress
0:04:21 > 0:04:23What, because you're such a perfect parent?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27So, you've got a whole day off. What're you going to do?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Well, I have no man, I have no job. I have no life!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Come on, then. What's the news?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I've got an offer for uni.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Really? Where?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Liverpool.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- It's very nice of you, all this, Bugs Bunny.- Easter Bunny.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50DAVID LAUGHS
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I thought we could do one of those egg trail things.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Liam and TJ want to murder each other, not go on an Easter egg hunt.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59No, for the girls and Morgan. Look, I'm just trying to help.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I've been driving all night. I thought I'd come round and babysit.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Want a peppermint?- Yeah.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07You two have got to go to work. Carol could do with a break.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What I'm trying to say is, I'm all yours.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Well, I wouldn't mind going to see Sonia.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13See that she's all right for tomorrow.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16And I bought toys. One Direction posters for the girls.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18No, no, no. We don't need charity in this house, Terry.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Come here.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Come here.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Didn't sleep last night, did you? I saw your light on.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Kept thinking about what you said at the opening...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I was drunk. It was a free bar, all right.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Look, I'm scared, too.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43But whatever you've got to cope with, we do it together.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Really?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah, you old lush. I'm here to look after you, aren't I?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01He's gone past. You can let your stomach out now.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I don't fancy him.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, yes, you do. You want to know what's under his overcoat.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- No, I don't.- Yes, you do.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I've seen him in the gym. All sweaty and lycra-ed up.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Ron, stop it.- He's got bumps in all the right places.- Shut up.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16All right? We could be sisters, couldn't we?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Right, wish us luck.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Our business deal.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27We've got our big pitch today to take on those properties.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30The reason why I'm dressed like this.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah, course. Yeah, right.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Right. On that note, shall we go?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Dad's giving us a lift. Don't worry.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'll get him to drop us down the road
0:06:38 > 0:06:40so no-one knows we're getting a lift from Daddy.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Yeah. OK. I'm just going to go to the toilet.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- We'll meet you outside, yeah?- Yeah.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Why don't you ask him out?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49He was all over you at your birthday.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I'm not desperate and I wouldn't know what to say.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52You've just said it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Ronnie, what have you done? Give me that!- No.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Give me the phone. RONNIE CHUCKLES
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Give me... PHONE BEEPS
0:07:01 > 0:07:03ROXY GASPS
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Ron!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Hi. That's quite an offer.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Shall we say 1.30 in the Vic?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Look, Jay, I might not even get the right grades.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Yeah, but if you do, you're going to go, aren't you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27HE SIGHS
0:07:37 > 0:07:38So come and tell me the goss then.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Are you all right?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Yeah, yeah...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46No.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I, um... I need to tell you something.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Something delicate? You ain't been itching, have ya?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Like a burning sensation? - What? No.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You have done the deed though, haven't ya?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Bruv. You live in a pub! - Lee! Listen, just listen...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I mean, surely you can meet a nice bloke in here.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You know? Who told you?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Tom Daley. He wants your number.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18No, I think I've always known.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21And if you've come to ask to see if I've got a problem with it, I ain't.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23And anyone who has, you send 'em to me.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Sorry, man. I just thought, you know, big army hero...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You think they're all straight in the army?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35And you think that matters? We all sleep side by side.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38The gays in Justin Bieber duvet sets, obviously...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Shut up.- Come here.- No!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Nance? You heard the big news?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Still a virgin, ain't he? So ashamed.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46THEY LAUGH
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I swear you're too ugly to be gay. Call that a six pack?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Did you just call him ugly?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53When you left I didn't clock you'd gone, you look so much like the dog.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, talks now, does it?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57So what's this I hear about the wedding of the century?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Groom in a shell suit?- Tracksuit.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You can tell a lot about a man from his tailoring.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04An elasticated waist on a wedding suit? Really?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Yeah. So I'm the family joke.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Nah, I missed you. Both of you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Tool!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is nice, isn't it, eh?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Get downstairs and help your mother,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19she's still panicking about Sharon's poncy wine bar. Not you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22They did teach you to clean in the army, didn't they?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Here's your new uniform. Let's sort this gaffe out.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oi, oi, oi! Slow down, will you?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You asked me my advice and I'm giving it to you.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36She's a nice enough girl but long-distance relationships never last.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39She needs this. Got to think of her, haven't I?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I suppose she was thinking of you when she applied up there, was she?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Just remember, this is a two-way decision.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I don't want to fall out over something that might never happen.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10But you want it to happen?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Not if you don't support me.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15But, Jay, I need this course to be a vet.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Please don't ask me to say no.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Come here.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Don't you ever do that to me again.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Come on, what are you, Jane Austen?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Can't just go wafting around dropping hankies these days.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You've got to seize the man. Come on. It's only a drink.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, only a drink.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Look at the trouble only a drink has got me into in the past.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Although, although...
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, now she looks disapproving. Thought I was a modern girl?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55You know, they don't always wait till date three.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00She dribbled on Harry Styles.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- No, I didn't.- What's wrong?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Tell her to kiss Zayn on her own poster!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- You shouting at my sister?- No.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Such a loser.- Who do you think you are, calling me that in my own home?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Where do you want me to say it, eh? - Stop it! Stop it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Just shut up. All of you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Go over there, Liam. I leave you for two minutes...!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17She started it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Yeah, and I'm finishing it. Right you two, sit on the stairs.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Don't move from there.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And if you do I'll take every One Direction poster and I'll burn it.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- But...- What?- Enough! Whitney? Do us a favour, mate?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30What?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34These two move or even speak in the next 30 minutes, get a match ready.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- What?!- Enough! Right.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Come on.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Where're you going?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Out!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Take it the DVDs were from you, then?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Been passing them round camp in a Top Gear box.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59The boys were like, "Jeremy Clarkson's got a lot bendier."
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Make sure you don't go blind.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04And for crying out loud, don't thank me by e-mail.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Your mother reads them all.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08That last e-mail you sent...
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Didn't mention nothing about coming back.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, last minute.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Blinding boozer, this. You did all right.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Weird having us all together, though.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Haven't seen Aunt Shirl in years.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Yeah. Haven't seen your grandad in a while either, have you?
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Big news about Johnny. Can't say I'm surprised, mind.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Can't have been easy for him, telling everyone.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I'm proud of him. Took real guts.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48The wallpaper will be fine. Sorry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49HE CHUCKLES
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Mum's choice, I take it?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54He actually thought I'd be angry with him. My own son.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57But I'd repaint. You can clean it but the smoke smell stays.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Why did you hit me, Lee?
0:13:00 > 0:13:029.90 please, darling.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Oi, Mary Poppins. You call this childminding?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, they're just shandies, aren't they?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12And the half that's lager is still the half that's illegal,
0:13:12 > 0:13:13kids their age.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I just thought, women's problems are men's problems,
0:13:16 > 0:13:17so I'd treat them like men.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Give us one of my coffee brandies, please, Linda.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I'll be sitting over there. In that corner. Just...just there.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30All right? Do you have a bottle of nice champagne on ice?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I've got it in a fridge.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Of course. No need for a fancy bar...which is overpriced.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38What is that burnt smell?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40The smell of the last customer who left without tipping.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44See what Lee wants for lunch, would you? Champagne...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Right, come on then. Who's going to start?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, come on.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53All right, Linda? Got some change when you're ready, please?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Champagne! I see someone's flush.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Kat, you were late opening up this morning, weren't you?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02You've been late telling us what's going on with our market.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Still, you're doing all right. Drinking alone, though?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07DOOR OPENS
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Look, a decent pint
0:14:10 > 0:14:13and a decent mate are the only two sure things in life.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Women, they're a law unto themselves.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Though I do love Bianca, obviously.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well, at least I've got a decent pint, eh?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Come on. Just say sorry.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Because Cindy isn't interested in him?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Because he liked her and you knew it. - She isn't all that.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Look, you're not a kid no more, so man up and apologise.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Don't you think you're going to need decent mates like him
0:14:32 > 0:14:34when that baby comes along?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You think being a dad's easy?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37No.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I'm not interested in her. I didn't know you liked her that much.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Sorry.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48She don't like me anyway, I suppose.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Don't like me, neither. Don't get girls, sometimes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But sorry.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Sorry for you, more like.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Do you even know how to change a nappy?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Nah. Do you?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Someone had to help my mum over the years.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05You know, I learned a thing or two. Could teach you, if you want?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I...I didn't know that it was you.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24OK.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Honesty, that's good.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Thought someone was breaking in, it was just a shadow.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33How long you been back?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- A week.- You what? You've been back for a week?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Nancy...- And you haven't even called us?- I'm sorry.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42You realise that every day we're scared the phone's going to ring?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I'm sure he's got his reasons.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Well, what are they? And have you even told Mum?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I dunno what you expect me to say, Lee.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53"Don't worry, I won't tell her."
0:15:53 > 0:15:55No, do you know what, Lee, you can tell her yourself.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57You can tell everyone.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06So...your text?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08OK, look, I can explain...
0:16:08 > 0:16:13I intend to hold you to it. Written contract.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14SHE LAUGHS Cheers.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Mum, can you come upstairs, please? - Yeah.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But it's not like we're splitting up, Jay. You're my boyfriend.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Boyfriend who can't afford the train and it's, what,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29five hours on the coach.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's fine, because I've thought of a way.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Really? Go on, then.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, it's me that needs the specialist training for my career,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39but you, you haven't got that much to give up, have you?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Sorry?- Come with me.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Come with you? And where am I going to live?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45What am I going to do for work?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48You were the one that said, let's run away together. Let's do it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51HE SIGHS
0:16:51 > 0:16:52He was at yours and you never said?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55You sit here, eating my food, watching me
0:16:55 > 0:16:57worrying myself sick about him and lie to me?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Don't blame him. I made him lie.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03My nut was all over the place, Mum. I'm sorry. I really am.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Why, though? Something must have happened.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08The boy goes through a lot in that job.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09What are we to understand?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I understand, thank you. I'm his mum.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15A whole week of your leave gone already?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Why didn't you want to come home to us?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Me? Is it me?
0:17:21 > 0:17:26No. You know I love you. It was here.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30A boozer full of strangers. Asking questions. That's all I needed.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I just wanted to sit down. Have a few beers. In peace.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36So you didn't think about what we needed?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Don't hate me.
0:17:37 > 0:17:45Hate you? Never! Oh, baby, we're your family, everything's fine.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Say you'll stay. We won't bombard you with questions.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Will we? Please stay.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54I'm not leaving you, Mum.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well, then this is over. Welcome home, son.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Sorted. - What, by giving them a drink?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I dobbed you in. Sorry.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Cos Bianca didn't have her first drink till you was 18, did you?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Very funny.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Where are the kids?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21On the naughty step. Whit's got them, don't worry.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, Miss Misery? That'll be nice for them.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Her moaning about her love life.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's all right, I've got it under control.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Looks like it, Mr Bunny.
0:18:29 > 0:18:347.00. Dinner, cold wine, calm house.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oh, you've got Mr Perfect well trained.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Seems too good to be true. You all right, darlin'?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45We're hired! All the lettings on Walford Common.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48We're the sole agents for the first week which will give us
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- enough time to let the lot. - Yeah, course it will.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- No, I'm proud of you. Both of you. - You going to go tell your dad now?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Come back to mine later, then. We'll go through all the contracts.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- You don't mind, do you, Dad? - Uh, no...
0:19:00 > 0:19:01- See you later, ladies.- See ya.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07They grow up fast though, don't they, eh?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I meant in a business head sort of way.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Keep your hair on, Daddy. What do you take me for?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Right, keys in there. See you tomorrow.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16All right, see you later.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Oh, sorry. Did I leave my phone?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21What, in here?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Also, are you in tonight?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Because obviously we've got to go over the paperwork.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- With all the money you put in. - It's all right, he's gone.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33So did you book the hotel for tomorrow?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yeah.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40OK. Well, we can celebrate properly then.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Although...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46DOOR LOCKS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48..we could start celebrating now.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Tomorrow morning? 8.30, yeah? Thanks, Mum.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Dad's going to be well happy. See ya.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Did Lucy tell you? We did it. We got the flats.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oh. You did it?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah. She's really good, you know. The business meetings and stuff.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You should be proud of her.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16So, tell me, have they got, like, beaches in Latvia?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Do you even know where Latvia is?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20OK, well, then you'll have to take me one day.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Teach me some Latvian.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25I'd rather you teach me some more of your English ways.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Hello, mate.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I caught you red-handed. It's not Easter yet, you know.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Terry said I could have one.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Because everyone went to the pub except me.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, they probably needed a man of the house here, didn't they?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Everyone all right? No-one killed anyone?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Rosie and Tiff are being weird. They're being nice to each other.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I can smell burning. Stay there.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55FIRE ALARM BEEPS
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Oi! Sleeping Beauty! The house is on fire!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ah!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- All right?- Yeah.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Except I can't get in my own house for her snogging
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- some Lithuanian hippy on the doorstep.- He's Latvian.- Whatever.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18So how was the date?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- It was OK.- Shall I get some wine?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- You can tell me all about this "OK" date?- Yes.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY Thank you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28You're welcome.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34- DAVID:- All right...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Do you want me to cook that for you?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Uh, I don't think so, Terry.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Think we've had enough fires round here recently.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I can't even do that, can I? Put something in the oven?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I can't even make one day nice for 'em.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52All the women in this house are going through hell.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Look, mate, this is going to take me about an hour.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Why don't you get your head down upstairs. Yeah?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03David, you know I'll do anything for Bianca, don't you?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Your family's my family.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Go on.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10And don't think you can start calling me Dad
0:22:10 > 0:22:12any time soon, all right?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm grateful my sister got the fairy tale.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26You know, I would have asked her anyway.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Payment as promised. For one perfect date.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35PHONE RINGS
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Whit, your phone.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's Johnny.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48RINGING STOPS
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Do you want to talk about it?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Here you go, son, get that down your scrag.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Mate, what they got you dressed as?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What?
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Oi. Something isn't right, you know. Lee lying like that.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Leave it now, Nance. Everyone's happy.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Let everyone be happy, eh?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Bruv, come here, look at the state of you.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It was him who gave you the black eye?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20You've forgiven him?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Course I have. He's never lied to us before, has he?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29We've only got him till Easter. Still, our baby's home now.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30That's all that matters.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Gorgeous.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38He's gay, but he kissed you?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Was he leading you on?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, I kissed him. So it's my fault.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46He should be flattered.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Just wants to be friends.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Like every other decent bloke.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Look, everyone worries about this.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01You know, whether they're going to be loved or not.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Well, I'm hardly everyone, am I?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Don't you think I thought that when Nikki left me?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Thinking, is this it for the rest of my life? Single duvet?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Convinced myself I didn't need anyone.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Until I met Bianca.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22And then I realised I needed it.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Love.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You don't see the way people look at me, Terry.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30What makes you say that?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Oh.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38This isn't about that Tony?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Don't let Mum catch you.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Or you.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Can't go on lying for ever.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I know.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59So you still want to go through with it?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Imagine if what happened to you happened to Tiff.- Don't...
0:25:05 > 0:25:09No, no, no, what I'm saying is, you'd still love her, wouldn't you?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- You wouldn't blame her?- No. No.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16This is what I'm saying. Look, Johnny can't love you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19That's down to him. That isn't down to you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Do you see what I'm getting at?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Look, if Peter Stringfellow wheeled out 25 of his best operatives,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- that boy still wouldn't raise a smile.- I know.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29SHE LAUGHS
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- So you're saying it's him, not me? - Yeah.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34And I'm saying it's hard enough looking
0:25:34 > 0:25:37without picking the wrong ones to make it harder.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43So, what's this, Team Terry all of a sudden, is it?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44HE CHUCKLES
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Look, darling, he's a berk,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50but he is determined to look after you, I suppose. So...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52What do you mean, what if I need looking after?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55If the results aren't good tomorrow?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Don't be daft.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Come here. You'll be all right.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Go on, go and wake him up. Go on.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11You'll find the right one.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Maybe. Or maybe I am just better off single.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Whit, if I was your old man I'd be so proud of you.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Of me?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Yes! You're brave. You're strong.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28I just wish I had a way of giving you a bit more courage.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34You've got to try again, Whit. Because you deserve to be loved.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Not all men are bad. Promise.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Come here, silly.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49What're you doing?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Just having a chat.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Get off her.- What?- Get off her!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Get off her! Just get out! Get out, Terry!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Just get off her! Get out! - What're you doing?!
0:26:59 > 0:27:00- Get out! Get out!- Hey?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03What're you doing? I haven't done anything wrong.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04I saw you. I saw you. You was all over her.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07She's wrong. Don't listen to her. She's wrong!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- Is he a bad man?- What is going on?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Can you please just tell him to leave?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Just please tell him to leave. - What's he done?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- I saw him. In Whitney's room. - No! I'm not that kind of man.- Dad?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18TJ. Take Rosie home for me, mate. Please.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Look, B, I promise you, OK, nothing happened. You are completely wrong.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Maybe you made a mistake. What did you actually see?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27No. No, Mum. Please. I saw him. I saw him.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Talking. I was talking.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31He was helping me. He was helping me.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Bianca, what is this all about?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34What, you don't trust me?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You don't trust me.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Just go.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Carol, I ain't done nothing wrong.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Just go, Terry.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49I've done nothing.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54DOOR CLOSES