0:00:32 > 0:00:34HE HUMS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Wow!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04You don't think it's too much?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05You look beautiful.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Thank you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I just popped in to say good luck for the interview.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Oh, well, it's only the local rag. - Yeah, well, erm...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm very proud of you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why don't you come by after your round,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20if you're...not doing anything else.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Morning! I didn't invite you over so you could stuff your face.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Billy didn't have anything in.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33There's a surprise. Now are you going to be on the stall all day?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yeah. Is that why you wanted to see me?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yeah. The guy from the Walford Gazette will want to talk to you. And you, Luce.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- I can't. I'm up to my eyes today. - It won't take you long.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Sorry. I'm at the flats all day.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You're going to be there, aren't you, love?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52If you still want me... not sure why though.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Of course I do! You're my fiancee - nice to have the support of at least some of my family.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Cindy's going to be there. I'm showing her the ropes on the stall
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- so she can help out. - Do you have to do that today?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Come on, it's not going to be that easy to explain away a teenage pregnancy, is it?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Don't all rush.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Need your autograph.- Yeah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17There you go, I know what that is.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19HE CHUCKLES
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Here, hang on a minute, have a look...
0:02:23 > 0:02:27I tell you what, she has done a cracking job...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Look at that.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30You've got jam on your tie.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm not wearing a tie.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No, the other one.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Oh. Cheers, mate.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The secret is to mash the sardines in with the jam.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm actually going to vom...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Just... Just ignore him.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52So what I was thinking is...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54First I'll introduce the players,
0:02:54 > 0:02:58and then I'll make something up about them, like...
0:02:58 > 0:02:59"Max versus Phil,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02"let's hope they don't mistake their heads for the balls."
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Ha-ha! Nice!- Yeah?- Like it.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Why would they?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Because they're both bald.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Well, that's not funny.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What would you know about funny, Gramps?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Only funny thing about you is that ridiculous sandwich you're making.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's the universe lining things up, John Boy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17All the girls you deflect have got to go somewhere.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20You only kissed her cos Lucy never showed up.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh! You're not still banging on about Whitney, are you?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I just don't want to see her hurt.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- It was only a snog, stop being a woman.- Oi, that's mine!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Not any more.- Here, Johnny, put the kettle on, will you?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Four sugars and I'll have my painkillers.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I think they're in the cupboard... - No, no, no, he can do it himself.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36If he's well enough to get arrested...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38you're well enough to put a kettle on.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- It's no bother. - See, the boy don't mind.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And full-fat, mind - I don't want any of that skimmed rubbish.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Listen, they're not here to run about after you.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49It's a cup of tea, Dad. Do you want one?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51No. I'll do my own cup of tea.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Here, Nancy wants your help with this pool thing she's running.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- No, I don't.- All right. Have you sorted out your seedings and pairings yet?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01You don't want too many walkovers cos people get too bored.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- It's all right if you can't get your head around it, I'll help. - I said I don't need your help.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- All right. I'm just saying I'm good at this stuff, that's all.- Course he is.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Your heart's in the right place but everyone knows pool's a man's game.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ooh, sexism and sardines -
0:04:14 > 0:04:16the perfect breakfast!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Come on, shock me. How many women have entered this tournament?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I said full-fat, you great jessie!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Great.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It's annoying that tomorrow's a Bank Holiday.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yeah, well, we can still offload the rest.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Look how many we've got rid of already.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40We'll just smash it all day tomorrow and then party at Roxy's.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43PHONE RINGS
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's all right, you can answer it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48No, it's not important.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It might be a sale.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53It's not work.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Lucy, is there anything that you want to talk about?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04No.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Take it easy, you'll blunt the arrows.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29You know, you just want to take your foot off the pedal, kick back.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's not in me to relax. You know that.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35What is it Nan used to call you?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Tasmanian Devil.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah. Tasmanian Devil, that's it...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50It's going to be all right.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yeah, course it will.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Lightning don't strike twice, right?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Anyway, I'm going to go for a jog. I'll catch you later.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06What you doing! Barging about!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Idiot.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You've got to make allowances.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11What? Cos he's in the Army or cos he's a plonker?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Just give him a little bit of slack.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And don't listen to the old man either.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What, sexist Stan? It's water off a duck's back.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I know you're excited about the tournament, but just don't worry.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23It's going to be a success.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Go on.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Love you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Love you!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33So, you're playing Whoopie Goldberg's part?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Understudy, but I might go on tonight
0:06:36 > 0:06:38cos we've been lurching about
0:06:38 > 0:06:41and I'm one of the few that don't get seasick.
0:06:41 > 0:06:47Last night, Mother Superior vomited all over the front row.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Mate, I couldn't even cover for her
0:06:49 > 0:06:53because every Wednesday and Saturdays I do my jazz medley.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- You're singing jazz?!- They can't get enough of me, you know.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And we're doing a big Easter gig this week.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01So, you missing me?
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Yeah. Yeah, I miss having someone to talk to, yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08How's Patrick?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Hey, tell him we've got eight different types of rum on board.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, he's in Trinidad.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15You lie! We're going there next week!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I'm going to hunt him down dressed like this! - DENISE LAUGHS
0:07:18 > 0:07:21ha. It sounds like you're having a great time.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Things have... Well, they've been a bit tense here.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Mate, I never knew how much fun you can have
0:07:28 > 0:07:31being tossed about on a boat.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35And Mr Fox-Hubbard? Is the honeymoon period over?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh, no... He adores me.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I don't have to lift a finger.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, you never did.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46And he is very attentive, if you know what I mean...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49No, I suppose you don't, innit? Cos you're with Ian.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Denise, all I can say to you is... bless you, my child.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Actually Ian's showing me off to the press later.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01And tomorrow we're going to Oxford to see Libby.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03He can't do enough for me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh. Nice.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Who hasn't washed up their breakfast?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Jam and sardines.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I can't stand at that sink with my ankle.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Yes, you can.- What are you, a doctor all of a sudden?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I can't put any weight on it, it's agony.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Right, well, you can dry then.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Always ready to help.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Never let it be said that I'm a burden...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31and you can put that on my gravestone.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Who says you're going to get one?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35No-one's going to want to know where you're buried.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh, very nice! What a lovely thing to say to a man who's got one foot in the grave.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Nance, I was having a think, and I reckon you should...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42No, I know exactly what I'm doing!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I don't need you taking over. - OK, I'm just trying to help.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49No, you're not. You're doing your usual - trying to push me out of something I want to do!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- What's that meant to mean? - You know exactly what I mean.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55You're trying to come up with something to prove to everyone how great you are.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56The pool is my thing, ain't it, Dad?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Course it is, baby.- I've done all the pairings, all the seedings,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I've done all the promotion and it's going to be really good
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- and it'll bring a load of customers in, so... - All right, keep your hair on.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Sounds like she's trying to prove she's as good as you are, lad. - I am as good as him!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12OK, put your money where your mouth is. Why not enter yourself in the tournament?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I've already told you - I can't, I'm running it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- You can do both, can't you? - Yeah, go on, I dare you.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Fine. If you can deal with being thrashed by a girl!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Go on, then, Nance. Now that's fighting talk...
0:09:23 > 0:09:24DISH SMASHES
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Whoops! Butterfingers.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27230 quid for this!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It is perfect for our decor.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, but for 230 quid I want it in silver!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Ian, it's not just your money any more.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36I know, but it's 230 quid...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Ian! I'm not having you moaning about costs
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and taking the shine off this for me.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Why is there a dead body outside my restaurant?- OUR restaurant.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Look, are you sure you're all right?
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I don't know, it seems like you've just got a lot on your mind.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59No, I'm fine.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Right, you find out about those council tenants
0:10:01 > 0:10:03and I'll head over to the flat and chase up those leads.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yeah, all right, I shouldn't be too long.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Cindy, pass me the bananas.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Come here, come here.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13What are you doing? Get off of me!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18What do you think you're playing at?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What are you talking about?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21This!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Lucy, you ain't going to blackmail me. Do you understand me?- Who took that?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- That's exactly what I want to know. So, go on, who have you been talking to?- No-one.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I swear.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Do you really think I want people knowing about us?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39So where did it come from?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Just an e-mail.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Didn't recognise the address.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44So someone's spying on us?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I'm trying to look on the bright side. But this isn't Spring Lane.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54No, it isn't Spring Lane.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58And it's not going to be Spring Lane once they flatten it.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Now, come on, what's our motto?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Come on, say it.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Oh, Birdie!- Say it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Life's too short.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Exactly.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Come on, the people round here are all very friendly.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Here, is that your death wagon?!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh! Some respect for the departed, please.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18You'll have to shift it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I can't have a dead body outside my restaurant!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22We're on our way to a funeral.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24You'll have to get that car to back up.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26HORN TOOTS
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oi, Beale! Has this got anything to do with you?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You're going to have to reverse.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I ain't backing up for you.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I can't reverse now, can I? Now move that hearse! Come on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40He can't reverse, he's got a coffin in the back.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- If I have to get out of here you'll be needing a coffin - now move it! - Why me? Why is it always me?!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Pam Coker.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Jane Beale.- We've bought the lease on the charity shop.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's a nice area, isn't it?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55HORNS TOOT
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Just give him five minutes to offload the sign. I've got a reporter coming round...
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- I've warned you!- All right, I'll get them to move.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06You're going to have to move, you're causing a jam! Come on. Move it, mate.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08There's a man who lets things get to him.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- That way. All right! Go on. - That never ends well, does it, Les?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14No, Birdie, it doesn't.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You don't think it was Lauren, do you?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19No, no, she would have said something.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21You know what she's like, she can't hold back.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- So, you with that Carter boy now, or what?- No.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28You can still talk to me.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Don't.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41I know you say it's over. I can't just switch off how I feel, can I?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Look, you're going to have to.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Right, so you think you're some sort of big woman now, do you?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, you ain't.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Busy day?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06She must have just got caught up with something.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23My calves are solid, I need a good old massage later,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25how are you fixed?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- To massage your legs?! - Whatever you want.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I don't know. I've got to look after Bianca's mum today,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- she's not very well.- I'm sorry.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37She's meant to have chemo this week, but she's just not well enough.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39That's rough.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I am really worried about her, to be honest.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45She's normally the strong one,
0:13:45 > 0:13:46but she ain't taking it very well.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51She's the closest thing I've got to a gran.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Come here.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Listen, I might be able to get away later.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12That's if your legs can last that long.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, yeah, I think they can.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35We're completely family-focused.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Simple, classic dishes.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Healthy options, zero trans fats. - Bun-less burgers, if that's your thing.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Even got sweet-potato fries.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- But no compromise on taste. - On taste!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Anyone would think they were married.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Let me introduce you to everyone. This is Jake, my sous-chef.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Nice to meet you.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53And these are your staff, are they?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55No, no, this is Denise, my fiancee,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58soon to be a new addition to the Beale empire.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And this is my boyfriend, Masood.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01I thought you were married.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- BOTH:- We were.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Yeah, and now we're...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06..just business partners.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- We've...- ..both moved on.- Yeah.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12How about we show you the kitchen, Jake?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yeah, this way.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, Ian's in his element.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20This is exciting.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah, it is.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24You know, I've got a really good feeling about this.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Have you?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Well, the furniture's nice.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Denise.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Yes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52What's that for?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Thanks for being here.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I ain't done anything.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oi, where you going with them?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Grandad said he wanted a beer.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10No, if he wants beer he can come downstairs and buy 'em.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Put 'em back.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Although it's called Beale's and they work together
0:16:15 > 0:16:16they're not married.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, they used to be, but they're divorced now.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Are you listening?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Always.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Hello, stranger.- Hi. I thought you might be with Whit.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34I saw you kissing yesterday.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, that was just a kiss.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's all right...you're single.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42You're not jealous then?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45No, I'm happy for her.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I mean, it's been a while since a decent guy took any interest.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Is that right?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Yeah. And I'm pretty certain that she's stopped charging for sex,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54so that's good for you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05It'll be good if we can salvage some of that wooden panelling from the old shop.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07There's something very welcoming about mahogany.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11There's room in that bedroom for more wardrobe space.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You hardly wear the dresses you've got.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I do. You can't say I don't.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I rotate. You never notice.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What am I wearing now? Don't...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Don't you look.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Black floral blouse, black jacket, black slacks.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Lucky guess.- Yeah.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Mr Coker, isn't it?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I just wondered if you and your good lady would like a bottle of wine,
0:17:38 > 0:17:42on the house, of course, it's just I've got a little favour to ask.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43I'm off.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Where? Where?!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48A favour?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52And, Peter, how old are you?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I'm 20.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56What's it like, working for your dad?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's great. It's really good.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's a shame my daughter couldn't be here as well.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04She's 20, setting up her own business, she'll be the real success story of the family.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07We'll all be working for the great Lucy one day.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- What's your name?- Like I said, it's unfortunate Lucy couldn't be here,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13but obviously she's busy with work. She really wanted to talk to you.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Yeah, she's really busy floating around the Square.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Right, that's it with the stall,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19how about, as it's lunchtime, we move on to the chippie?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Do you like fish and chips, yeah?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Why do you let him put you down like that?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28He wasn't putting me down.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30She nicks his credit card,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33she complains about him every chance she gets,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35and still she's golden girl.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37No, it's not like that.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Do you want to be treated like second-best all your life?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Didn't mean anything, kissing Whitney.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53What, like kissing me?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Is that what you do? Go round kissing every girl?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Pretty much.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You know you shouldn't take any notice of me.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13PHONE RINGS
0:19:18 > 0:19:20You got your dad on your case?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Only when he wants something.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25He doesn't usually take an interest.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30You should go away for a bit. Like me.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I go away for months, come back, and they're all over me.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Can't go wrong. You should try it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39What, just disappear?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Don't tempt me.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49So, do you like it in the army?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, and no.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I miss my family a lot.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03And the downside to coming back is I have to start all over again.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12You going to see Whit again?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I don't know... Am I?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Who the hell are you?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Les Coker, your son asked me to pop up and see you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Why?- Well, it can be lonely... surrounded by family,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47but feeling isolated and cut off.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm not cut off, I've got me wheelchair.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Your son thought you'd like to talk to me.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55You're not from the Social, are you? Cos I'm not going into no home.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56No, I'm an undertaker.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Undertaker?!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I know it's not easy, approaching the end...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Have you thought much about your funeral?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06What's Mick been saying to you? Cos I ain't near the end!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09You're very lucky to have such a loving son.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11He said, and I quote,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15"When it comes to burying my dad,
0:21:15 > 0:21:16"money's no object."
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, well, you can tell him from me, I'll see him in a coffin first!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Sending you up here, preying on an old man!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I've years left in me! Years!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Go on, clear off out! Bleedin' vulture!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Oi, oi, you said you had one foot in the grave!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Is that what you had in mind?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You're my new hero.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Shirley would have paid to see that.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Now, how about a nice Scotch?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40A large malt. Oh, and if I could just leave you my card...
0:21:40 > 0:21:43just in case you ever do have need of my services.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Listen, I don't suppose I can buy that coffin before he bowls over.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- I spoke to Kim earlier.- Yeah? Her new husband thrown her overboard yet?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55She's having the time of her life.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah? When's she coming back?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Didn't think I'd miss her so much, you know.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04You can take people for granted, can't you?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I know I've taken you for granted. I know, and I'm sorry.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10No, no, Ian. You're just a very busy man, that's all.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15You looking forward to seeing Libby tomorrow?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, really looking forward.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You are still all right to come, aren't you?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Yeah, of course. You support me, I support you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Ian, no, it's not about support. She's my daughter,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29and when we're married she'll be part of your family.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yeah, I tell you what, that reporter talking about the stall
0:22:32 > 0:22:35got me thinking about my gran and my dad...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Peter and Lucy, they're going to have kids,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39and then they'll have kids,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and pretty soon I'll be the old man sat in the corner
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- wondering where his life went. - It's a good life, Ian.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I think me dad would be proud.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Come on, shouldn't you be getting back to the Minute Mart?- Hang on.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01You should be reflective more often. It suits you.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That went well.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08It did, didn't it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Well, it looked like it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12And I managed to get more than two words in, which is surprising
0:23:12 > 0:23:15considering Ian turned it into a piece all about his empire.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well... That's Ian.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Thank you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23There's not many men that would be OK
0:23:23 > 0:23:26about their girlfriends going into business with their ex-husbands.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Well, you just remember that
0:23:27 > 0:23:30when you're opening your chain of restaurants.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Chain of restaurants!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- As if.- Oh, it'll happen.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I just hope you don't end up ditching your postman
0:23:35 > 0:23:36when you're flying high.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41You don't really think that, do you?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43HE LAUGHS
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Course not.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Anyway it's going to take up a lot of your time, isn't it?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'll still make time for you.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56We don't open till Monday, so why don't we do something nice tomorrow?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57What have you got in mind?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59We could go away, we could go down the coast,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02paddle in the sea, wear kiss-me-quick hats.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04You don't have to take me to the coast to kiss me.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- PHONE RINGS - Oh...
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Sorry.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, yeah, I've got to take this.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Hello. Yes, this is Jane Beale.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Cindy!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What was that in front of the journalist?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- What?- Just keep your remarks to yourself.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's not right, the way you mug Peter off.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Lucy gets away with murder!
0:24:25 > 0:24:29No, I'm tired of this, OK? I've been really good to you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I've taken you in, I feed you, I deal with you...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34getting pregnant, and still you stir the pot.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Luckily for me, no-one's interested in what you've got to say.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40So you don't want to know about Lucy's police record then?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, didn't know about that, did you?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Why are you so jealous of Lucy?
0:24:46 > 0:24:51I'm not jealous! She got arrested for shoplifting in Devon.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You're lying!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Because she'd tell you(?)
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You don't know the first thing about Lucy.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You don't even know what she keeps in her jewellery box.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, hi.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Hi.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Is Lee around?- He went out. You should text him.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I haven't got his number.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Why don't you stay for a drink and I'll dig it out for you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44OK.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49What are you having?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Whatever you're having.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Hello?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Dad?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Drink?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Surprise me.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Nice.- Yeah. I'd make a better job running it than my dad ever will, though.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Full of big ideas, then?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Not just ideas.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I am actually going to make a success of my life.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Yeah, I can tell. You seem a lot older than you are.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Really?- Yeah.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Come here.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Your dad's an idiot if he's not proud of you, you know that?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Hang on.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Just wait!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Sorry, can't help myself.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14You're so beautiful.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Am I?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Oi, oi...
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Hey, shush.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30LUCY SOBS
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Ian?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Ian, are you in?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Look, I've had a call from a florist who can do us a really good deal...
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- What are you doing? - I need to see what's inside.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh, Ian, you can't do that, it's Lucy's.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55MUSIC PLAYS