0:00:26 > 0:00:29You're going into work early! It's Bank Holiday!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Erm, I'm expecting a delivery. Oh, lovely!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hey!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Isn't that the way this marriage lark works?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41In fact, I'll tell you what. Let's start as we mean to go on, shall we?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Full of it, ain't he? - Yeah, he's full of it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- All right? - What've you got there?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Wedding breakfast. It will be... - Once we've baked the cake.- Change?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Iced the chocolate log. - Defrosted the drumsticks.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- See you in a bit.- See you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Has he got at you, too?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Is that why you've not said anything?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I need to speak to your grandad first.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Fat chance in this madhouse...
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Hang on a minute, what do you mean, "got at me, too"?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Has he asked you to keep schtum about this?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09LAUGHTER
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- 'And keep 'em closed. - 'What for?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'I want to show you something!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18'And how am I going to see it if my eyes are shut?'
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Why is it, right, you've got an answer for everything?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- What are you doing?- And, you. Keep your mince pies closed.- Why?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Just humour him, Nance, I ain't had my breakfast yet!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Tiles have arrived.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Is that it? Is that the big surprise?- No, no.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Painters have finished an' all. - Oh, have they?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- That's probably what it was. - I have got to see this!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Ain't you got an exam to go to? Come here.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sorry. Should I have not said?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44PHONE RINGS
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Hello?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52They didn't knock off till late last night.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56So, I didn't get a proper pipe till just now.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Well, what do you think?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Looks better than it did a couple of days ago.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Leave it out, Nance!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It looked better after the Blitz than it did a couple of days ago!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05It's OK.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08OK?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Gotcha!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11LINDA LAUGHS
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Oi! Good luck!- Thanks.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19So, this is it. New-look boozer. New looking sign on the way.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Brand new start.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Thanks to Auntie Shirl.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27If it weren't for her, we wouldn't be here in the first place, would we?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Come on, you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Mick?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- About last week.- Forget it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Right. I think we should have a celebration.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48A big family lunch. All of us.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'll cook us a nice bit of grub. What do you reckon?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Lovely. So, who was that then?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, my brief.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Reminding me of the court case tomorrow. Ten o'clock.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59So, all the more reason.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Let's enjoy ourselves today.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Hey, Tam, you forgot your sandwiches...
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Someone been sending you flowers? - No, no, it's...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I need to speak to you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Well, I need to speak to your mum first.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Right, out the way.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- You all right? Come to help? - No, just wanted to drop that off.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35What's that?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37What is it?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39My passport!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Updated. Good for a few years yet.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Which is just as well.- Cheers. - Cos we've got that.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47And that.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Where's that, the Caribbean?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Florida Keys, we fly out day after the wedding.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Nice early evening flight. And that's where we're staying.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I can't. I've got an appointment with the consultant that afternoon!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I spoke to him, we're only going for a couple of weeks, aren't we?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05He said to go and have a lovely time.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07And come back when you're nice and tanned. And rested.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Well, not too rested, eh?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Get a room!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Do you like it, then?- Very!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I just don't get it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Who in their right mind would send something like this to a funeral?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You really have no idea?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Well, someone who knew Lucy, obviously,
0:05:28 > 0:05:29but apart from that, not a clue.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I checked. There's nothing else on it, just that.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And you don't recognise the writing or...?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Cheers.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Tam?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Looking good.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Everything else OK?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Thanks, Phil, OK?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00The other night, I was a mess, I know.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02You had a lot on your mind, didn't you?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I won't say anything, you know.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08That's between you and Mick.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You won't say anything cos there's nothing to say!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Simple enough, ain't it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Even for a bonehead like you?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Don't forget the tea, will you? I owe you 40p.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hi. You got any empty boxes?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Having a clear-out, Ian? - Yeah, it's not a museum, is it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Lucy's room. All her stuff.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I've got to start somewhere.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Thank you.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Sharon.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- What was that all about? - Don't know.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I feel really guilty. Not been over for ages.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Maybe I'll pop and see him, eh?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Nah. Leave it to me. I'll nip over there later.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Check he's OK.- You sure? - Yeah. See you soon, yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- OK.- Ta-ra.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Hey, I only said, "Dig me out a change of clothing."
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- You didn't have to bring 'em over! - I'm not stopping.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Still not crazy about this. You lying for me.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18I told you, if a judge sees a young lad up for handling,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20he'll throw the book at you.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22An old guy like me? Slap on the wrists.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I suppose.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Feeling the cold?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Can't be too careful. My time of life.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34So, a chill's a no-no, but prison's OK, is it?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Prison?! Come on!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Dean?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42All right?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Brought some of Grandad's stuff over. Just in case.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46In case of what?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh. Yeah.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Anyway...- Now that you're here.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm cooking a bit of munch later.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Plenty to go round if you fancy joining us?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yeah.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh. Wotcher!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Come on, then. Out with it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- What's the matter? You've been in a funny mood all weekend.- Yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21That's what it does to you, ain't it?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What's that?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Well, you know, a day or two before the wedding,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27you find out your dad's been cheating on your mum.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Puts you in a bit of a funny mood. - Oh, yeah?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Who've I been cheating with? Hmm?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Oh, so it's not just Nikki, then? - Nikki?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Me and Nikki?!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Are you having a laugh? - Dad, don't lie to me,
0:08:40 > 0:08:41cos this is too serious!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- You can't be, darling, cos she's an airhead.- Never stopped you before.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Get real, will you, love?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Liam's told me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53He's told me everything. He's told me he saw you.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Give me one good reason, one good reason, why I don't tell Mum?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02All right.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05She can't help herself, that one, can she?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Makes a pass at anyone in a pair of trousers.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13So, is that what happened then, she come onto you?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes, darling. She did.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Once and once only.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I mean, come on, Bianca, think about it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Your mum and I are finally getting wed, after all these years,
0:09:24 > 0:09:27do you seriously think I'd put that at risk for a slapper like Nikki?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Well, why'd you tell Liam to keep schtum then?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Because I know how you'd react!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35You'd go off on one, your mum certainly would and for what?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38For nothing. No, less than nothing.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40A liberty-taking bimbo, who's not right in the head.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45She's not.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46And you know the worst thing?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Then she'd have got exactly what she wanted.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I mean, look what she was like with you and Terry at Christmas.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55She sees anyone happy, she just wants to spoil it.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Is this why I've been getting the evil eye all weekend?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Me and Nikki?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04For crying out, Bianca.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Give me some credit at least.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- That figures, don't it? - What?- Rubbish.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Putting out the rubbish.- Excuse me? - Is that what you said to him?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Or did you just make your move straightaway?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Cos my dad's right, Nikki,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47you can't stand anyone being happy, can you?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You just have to ruin it. You done it to me and Terry,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52and now you're trying to do it to my mum and dad.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- I don't know what you're talking about.- You really are a slapper,
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- aren't you? He's right.- Bianca, what's happening?- Go on, tell me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Go for it. - Her - making a move on my dad.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Ignore her, Terry, she's got a screw loose.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07You ever pull a stroke like that again...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Pulling your dad?- ..I will knock you out...- I'd have to be desperate.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- ..do you understand me?- An old man like him?- He's a man, Nikki!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14That's enough for you, isn't it?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17An old man that's about to marry some frumpy, old cow?
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Please!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21NIKKI SCREAMS
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Terry!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Cheers.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Phil came to see me, had a word.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- What about? - Me and you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41He reckons maybe we should have a word, too.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yeah, maybe we should.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Maybe we could go for a walk after lunch or something?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- I could come with you if you want. - Where?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Court tomorrow. Have a word with the judge.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Make sure he throws away the key? - Yeah, that sort of thing.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Dean's already said he'd come with me.- No need to bother Dean.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Least he can do.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Me putting him up and that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15But cheers, son. Much appreciated.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Ian?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Ian? Mind if I come in?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Give me a hand if you like.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, course I will, if you're sure.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I told you, I can't go on living in a museum.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's not going to bring her back, is it?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09She's not going to moan at me for putting coffee in her mug,
0:13:09 > 0:13:12or dunk another tea bag in it.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Not going to leave her straighteners and her hairdryer on the floor.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23I cleared out most of my mum's stuff after she died.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Don't stop me still seeing her, though -
0:13:25 > 0:13:27over the caff, in the car lot.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Do you know what? I wish she was still here.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I mean, she...
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Whatever happened, whatever went wrong,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Pat always knew what to do.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Always knew when you were in trouble.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Yeah, probably cos I was never out of it.- Probably.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51She was the one who told me Cindy had died.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Was she?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58She was there with me when I told the kids, as well.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I couldn't have done that without her.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Hardest thing I've ever had to do.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Well, I thought it was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13There are people that can help you, mate.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16OK, your mum's not here. My mum's not here.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18But there's other people that can help you through this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22And professionals, you've not even picked this up yet.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25There's people who can help you through this, Ian.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26There's a way through, is there?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29There's always a way through. Always.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I mean, look at me, my mum wouldn't recognise me -
0:14:33 > 0:14:35the original walking, talking disaster
0:14:35 > 0:14:37about to become a respectable family man.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I mean, who'd have laid any sort of odds on that, eh?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- You and David? - In her twisted imagination.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Why would she imagine something like that?- I don't know, Tel.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51She used to be your girlfriend, you tell me.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Bianca does fly off the handle, fair enough.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I could have done her for assault, you do realise that, don't you?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Not usually for no good reason, though,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01and I had wondered about the two of you myself.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Hi. Ian said he's left last week's wages in the till.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Yeah, they're in there. - Oh, cheers.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- All right, Carol?- All right?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Good luck for tomorrow. - Cheers.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Yeah, you picked a really good one there.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Thank you.- See you later.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22All right, we might have had a little cuddle,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24but that was a couple of weeks ago.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- I weren't about to tell Bianca that, was I?- No.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Not being funny, he was up for it just as much I was.- I bet he was.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33And maybe a kiss, but that was a few months ago.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Great.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I've spoke to your grandad. - And?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Well, he's explained everything.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Don't tell me - I was hallucinating.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No. You saw what you saw.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53But you just didn't see what happened after.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You know, when he told her to do one and knocked her back.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58He told her he didn't want to know, Liam.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Look, it ain't what it looked like to you, is it?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Look, Mum, I know what I saw.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05And what I saw in that text, too.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Everything all right with Grandad?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- What do you mean? - What's the deal with the scarf?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18He picked up a bug the other week, had a cough, it must be that.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I've not heard him cough once since I got here.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Right. Dishing up in about five minutes.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Mick, what's the deal with Grandad's scarf?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous, innit? At his age.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31You watch, he'll be wearing a syrup next.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34So how did it go?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Went all right, I think. - Good boy.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes, Carl, what can I get you?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Here.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You need to speak to me? What about?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Found this earlier.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Your birthday card?- Yeah.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Everyone signed it. Some people even left messages.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- That's yours. - Yeah?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11And this is yours, as well.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14The writing's exactly the same.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Well, it was...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24What? A joke? What if Ian had read it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28What if Peter had read it? What were you thinking?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29What's the point?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42- MICK:- Enjoy.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Bit weird all this, ain't it? - What?- Dean.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50This caring grandson act,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52couple of weeks ago he'd washed his hands of all of us.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Maybe he's had a change of heart.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Maybe. - What does that mean?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Oi, oi!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Bianca's on the warpath, she's been bending my ear about you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- So listen to me.- Keep your loon of a daughter away from me.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Bending your ear? Lucky you.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Cos I've been on the receiving end of some serious bodily harm.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- You ain't said nothing, have you? - Not to her, no.- To anyone?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- No, not really.- What's that supposed to mean?- I said, didn't I? No!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's true, ain't it? My dad and that trollop.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I tried to tell Liam what he told me. I nearly bought it an' all.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47But, saying it out loud, I could hear how it sounded.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And it turns out there's a text message from her an' all.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- It was only a hug, weren't it? Nothing else.- You knew about this?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I only found out today, didn't I?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And there was something that happened a few months ago an' all.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Nikki's trouble, she's always been trouble.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06But it does take two, don't it?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Look, please don't go off the handle on this.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You know, it's Nikki we're talking about here.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Didn't stop him, though, did it?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Hey, I want a word.- That's funny, I wanted a word with you an' all.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- About Grandad. - Great minds.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23So, this court case of his... It is his, isn't it?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Sure, you go first.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28What?
0:19:28 > 0:19:33It's just something Grandad said the other day got me thinking.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It's not really his style, is it, dealing dodgy phones?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37And, even if it was,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I don't think he'd be so stupid as to actually get caught.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43And what with you being all nice to him all of a sudden,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- going and fetching his stuff an' that.- All right. It wasn't my idea.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48So this is down to you?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- You're taking the rap for him. - I didn't ask him to.- What?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You could have put your hands up yourself, though, couldn't you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Hand myself in and get him a charge of wasting police time?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- So you let an old man front up for you?- Smooth, very smooth.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, yeah, cos you lot care about him so much...?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04We really don't need this kind of trouble.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Dean!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I think you've got enough of that already?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- How'd you get that? - That's a good question, Johnny.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Does anyone know? Mum?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22This is nothing to do with your mum.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And how would you know that?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Dad?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30I'll tell you exactly how it happened.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I know I made a promise, but at my age,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34if you can't let your hair down...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36What does that mean?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I was three sheets to the wind.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Instead of doing what I should have done, collapse into my pit,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I decided to have a bath.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Soppy old mug. - As soon as I got in,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52my ankle gave way and I fell against the edge of the bath.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I didn't feel a thing...
0:20:54 > 0:20:58just went splashing around like a beached whale.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Which is when Mick came in and lifted me out.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Not a pretty sight, eh, Mick?- No. I'm still having nightmares.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07HE LAUGHS
0:21:07 > 0:21:12I'm feeling it this morning, so if you don't mind, son...
0:21:12 > 0:21:13And that's what happened, is it?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Calm down, Columbo. I told you, she wasn't there.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Mum?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You heard what your grandad said.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Now please, can we all just go and eat?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24No, I don't believe a word of it. Something's going on.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I don't know what it is, but something's definitely going on.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30You lot can play happy families on your own - I'm not interested.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I need to show you something.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I can't have you thinking bad of me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51She wouldn't have meant that.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Well... What about these then? She...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59She sent me these as well.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Friendly advice, she said.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07About my weight...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08and my hair.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Carol...
0:22:13 > 0:22:17She said we should all chip in for flowers...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19and I lost it, I suppose.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Just...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Please don't say nothing, Tam.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Cos Peter's in a state as it is.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I didn't mean for it to go down the church...
0:22:36 > 0:22:38..and I didn't want her dead...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44But I'm not a hypocrite, OK?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I hated her.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I'm sorry...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58..but I really did.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Mine's going to look rubbish now.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Your what, darling?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Well, I've got you a little something.- Sonia...
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I don't even want to give it to you now after what David's done.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Come on, give it here.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's for on top of the cake.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33And it's lovely.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Really?- Really.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Everything is.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Thank you, darling.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Sweet, ain't it? - Which one's me?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10HE SIGHS
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Cheers.- What's a little white lie compared to all this?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Business up and running, family all together.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, nearly all the family.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Erm, listen, I...
0:24:28 > 0:24:33- Last week... - We all do it, things we regret.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36And Dean'll come round with the right incentive
0:24:36 > 0:24:38because he wants to, no matter what he said just now.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Why? You got something in mind? - Hmm, I have.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Mind you, it'll cost,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- so I'm going to need my money. - What money?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50The money I lent you. I'm afraid I want it back.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Hey.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Probably just some stupid joke.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Who'd joke about something like that?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07It's best forgotten.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I'm not!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24All right. Catch you later.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27That was your mum. Will you tell her I am definitely not wearing a tie?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- You lied to me, didn't you? - Eh? Oh, not this again.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31You lied to me, and you got Liam to lie,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34and you cheated on a woman with cancer.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- I told you the truth, love. - You said it was once.- It was.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Not according to Nikki, cos she's been talking to Terry
0:25:39 > 0:25:41and she said it was twice.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44No. It happened once, darling, months ago.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I was in a state, all right?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Your mum had turned me down, I thought we was finished.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55It was one little kiss,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58and it was a stupid mistake and I shouldn't have done it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01But what Liam saw a couple of weeks ago, that was nothing!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04She was bleating on about losing her job.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I felt sorry for the girl, I put my arm around her,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09and the next thing I know she's trying to kiss me.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I said to the girl, "No way. Back off and leave me alone."
0:26:13 > 0:26:16It wasn't worth telling you about.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18So what else wasn't worth telling me about?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- I'm scared, Dad. - Bianca...
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'm scared that Mum's going to get hurt.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31I'm scared of what this might do to her, how she is now...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34..whether she'd even come back from it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Look, I don't want to hurt her, all right?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I don't. And I won't, I promise.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45You know, a kiss, a hug, once, twice...
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Whatever it was, I know it wouldn't have been serious. And Nikki?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I know she ain't no threat an' all.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57There's only one threat to you and Mum, ain't there?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00And that's you.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- SOBBING:- The only one that really matters.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16So, if you've got any doubt, any doubt at all...
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I haven't, darling.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Is that why you would just go
0:27:20 > 0:27:23and do this with someone you don't even care about?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34SHE SIGHS
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Don't do it.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Please.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44If there's any part of you that's got any doubt at all...
0:27:50 > 0:27:51..don't turn up tomorrow.