0:00:25 > 0:00:28HE GROANS
0:00:28 > 0:00:33MUSIC: "The Devil's Radio" by Reverend And The Makers
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Liam! Liam!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42HE GROANS
0:00:43 > 0:00:45< Liam!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Grandad!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Whatever you do...- What? - ..don't let them see.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Don't let them see what? Grandad!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Liam!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- I could probably fix that with glue. - I can't believe I trusted him again.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05DOOR OPENS If that's him, I'm going to kill him.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Mum! Nan! Quick! It's Grandad.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11He's out in the gardens and he's collapsed. I think he's dying.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Is Mum with him?- What? - She was sitting in the car, Liam! - Well, she's not now.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- What's happening?- I don't know.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20You all stay here and look after the children, all right? Don't let them come out.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Dad!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27- WEAKLY:- I'm dying. I'm dying...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- What? What's happened? Son, where's Mum?- I don't know.
0:01:30 > 0:01:36- What's happened to him?- Move out the way for me. I don't know yet do I? Now, David, where's the pain?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Should I get an ambulance, then? Should I phone an ambulance?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41No, it's going to be quicker to go in the car.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- WEAKLY:- Don't let them see. Don't let them see.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Shh. Just think of Mum and all those lovely times you're going to have together, yeah?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53You got some front, ain't ya? After how you was with me yesterday.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And...how much are we talking?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ten grand. HE CHUCKLES
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, you want me to beg you for it, is that it?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00I thought you already were.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04So, you going to tell me what it's for?
0:02:04 > 0:02:10- My son.- Oh, yeah? And which son would that be? Eh?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13The... The Dean you slag off or the Dean you feel guilty about?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Only, I get confused.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yes, Mick, what will I do with ya?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Put the money back, Phil. - This has got nothing to do with you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's got everything to do with me.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Sorry, Phil, she don't need your money.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Suits me.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Come on, Shirl.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Let's not fall out over this, please.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I'll... I'll be at the house later if you change your mind.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ten minutes' time you're going to be in the hospital, all right?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Just think of Mum. You're doing this for her.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- What are you doing?- Phoning Mum.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05ENGINE STUTTERS
0:03:08 > 0:03:12PHONE RINGS
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Hello?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Whit?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28We ain't got time to hang about, Son.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Oh, forget it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I thought you said you'd got this fixed!- It was working earlier.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- I thought you said you had it serviced.- Martin did it. - Martin?! You let Martin do it?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39VOICES ECHO INDISTINCTLY
0:03:43 > 0:03:46ENGINE STARTS
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Thank God. Thank God.
0:03:52 > 0:03:58PHONE RINGS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Yeah, Carol? It's Max.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Listen, I'm at the registry office, but I feel a right nit.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Where is everyone? And I've spoken to the geezer.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19He says if you ain't here five minutes, the whole thing's off.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- SIREN WAILS - So I dunno what to do.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Right, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going to wait till quarter past,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28then I'm going to make a move, all right?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36We can always get 'em burger and chips. Or get 'em something here.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Oh, I'd rather they had something more nutrimental than that, Billy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Do they still do salad in the caff?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Well, it's on the board.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Don't think I've ever seen anybody actually eat one.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Is that Carol over there?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Is that the one you were saying's getting married to David thingy?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Don't look like it now, though, does it?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I tell you - them two... Doomed.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Do you think you should go over and say something?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05No, no, no. Best leave her alone.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Makes you realise, though, don't it?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13All right, we split up. But we stayed friends.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18It's like we can...still be a proper family, ain't it?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You don't know how much that means to me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Right... Who wants to come to the caff?
0:05:27 > 0:05:32- I don't want you in debt, I don't want Dean to go. What am I supposed to do?- Come here.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35There's a sight to warm the cockles of an old man's heart.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Assuming he had any cockles in the first place.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Or even an 'eart.- Any progress?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Only, Dean and me have got plans. - Do we?- What plans?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48All in due course.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52What's he up to now?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Have you ever taken these before? - No.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Be sure to read the instructions. One a day, every day. It's important not to miss.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05And you mustn't expect them to work straightaway.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It could take anything up to a fortnight before they kick in.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Look, I had all this off the doc. How much do I owe you?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- You pay for your prescriptions?- Yes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16£8.05p. And if you can just sign there.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Thank you.- Ian?- Not now, Sharon.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Excuse me? Are you going to pay for that?- Sorry.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ian!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- SHE KNOCKS - Ian?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Ian! Ian! - KNOCKING
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Are you all right?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'll pop back again later, shall I?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Where's the something blue? - Dad, you've had a heart attack!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah, so everyone keeps telling me.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- You could've died! - Where is your mother?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You've asked me 15 times. I don't know! Sonia, he's not taking this seriously.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Neither would you if you'd been dosed up to the eyeballs on morphine.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28HE CHUCKLES WHEEZILY
0:07:28 > 0:07:30David I've just spoken to the doctor, all right?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- They're going to take you up to the cath lab in a minute. - Bring it on.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- See what I mean?!- Shh.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38They're going to insert a wire into the artery in your groin,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40and it goes right up to your heart to disperse the clot. OK?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43All right. No worries, no worries.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- All right. The nurse will be in in a minute to get you undressed.- Eh?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48No, no! I can't get undressed in front of them.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- David, you haven't got choice. - No! I can't let them see.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52See what?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- HE WHISPERS:- What I've got on underneath.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08So what do we think? Plenty of room for a chair and a sink.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And the old red and white pole outside.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Few mucky mags for the customers while they're waiting and we're in business!- We?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I've already thought of a name. "Something For The Weekend, Sir?" What do we think?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21If I'm setting up on my own, I don't want to be a barber, I want to be a stylist.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24What kind of a pansy word is that? You cut hair, you're a barber.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28In a salon it's men AND women. That's where the real money's at.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Only we're going to need more than a sink and a chair.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- How much are we talking?- How much have you got?- 20,000 suit you?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Oh, look at his face! - Where are you going to get 20K?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- I'm not. Might manage ten, though. - Have you got it now?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- HE CHUCKLES - What's so funny?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Let's go and have another word with that son of mine.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Ta.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59'Ere, do you remember when you was little
0:08:59 > 0:09:01and I had you believing that Mick Hucknall was my dad?
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- What? What you talking about? - You know. Mick Hucknall. Simply Red. You know, big in the '80s.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Yeah, you didn't.- Yes, I did. - No, you didn't.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I did! You know.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# Holding back the years. #
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I'm actually trying to read something here.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21What you reading, anyway?
0:09:22 > 0:09:27"Equality and Diversity Competencies in Geriatric Care."
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- What's that when it's at home? - Teaching Grandma to suck eggs.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I mean, what do they think I do here all day?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Oh, no!- What?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Sister Jarvis. What's she doing down here, anyway?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Why is that a problem?- Because I've taken all of my annual leave
0:09:43 > 0:09:45and I phoned in sick this morning. What am I going to do?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, just admit that I had you fooled that Mick Hucknall was my dad.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I'm not admitting to that. - Er, excuse me...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54All right, all right! You fooled me, all right?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56See, wasn't that difficult, was it?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Two more teas, please.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- So, what time are you thinking of setting off?- Hour or so.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08You don't have to. Been thinking,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11you and the kids could go in my bedroom and I could kip on the sofa.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Then we could spend the rest of the afternoon and the evening together.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yeah, but Janet and William are looking forward to
0:10:16 > 0:10:17spending some time alone with you.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Billy? Do you know where I can find Peter?- Um...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Oh, hello.- Hiya.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, hang on.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30PHONE RINGS
0:10:43 > 0:10:47It's just that I've been in a mess with pills myself and...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I don't want to see you go that way.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Anyway, Ian, look, call me back when you get this message, OK?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Sorry about that. I was asking about Peter?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yeah, he's gone into town with Lola. Is there a problem?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Well, have you got a key for Ian's? - No, sorry, Sharon...- No, don't worry.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Anyway...you sure I can't change your mind?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I think we should stick to what we agreed, Billy, yeah?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- For the sake of the kids. - Yeah. Yeah.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22What do you mean you haven't got it? You're sitting on, what,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- a million pounds worth of real estate here?- Dad, we've been over this.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28This is your nephew's future you're talking about.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Where's your sense of family?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- If he caves in to this, I'm leaving him.- To hell with this.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Shirley, you can't just disappear in the middle of a shift.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Ian!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I know you're in there!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04COMPUTER GAME BEEPS
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Why are we all sitting here, pretending like nothing's happened?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- You what?- It's disrespectful.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14No, it's a distraction.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Yeah, what else have we got to do?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Morgan, will you turn that thing off?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20It's really starting to get on my nerves.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24And I'd like my computer back, please.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- I'm halfway through an episode. - And I need to check my e-mails.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Very respectful.- You didn't even ask if you could borrow it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39So, why weren't your dad invited to the wedding?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Why wasn't yours? - He was. Couldn't make it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Well, neither could mine.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Sorry?- Nothing.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- What was that look for?- What look?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You saw it, Morgan. DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- What's your problem, Rebecca? - You love stirring it.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What? Cos I mentioned your dad?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You don't know anything about what's going on between my mum and dad
0:12:59 > 0:13:01so shut your mouth!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You all right?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Just you three, is it? - Whitney's upstairs.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Right, where's your nan? David?
0:13:16 > 0:13:17What's the problem?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Why isn't it in the safe? - I was expecting you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I know you, remember.- Look, don't say anything to anyone.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I don't want this getting out. Thanks.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Phil!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Just...just helping Shirley out with a loan.- So I see.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39What's up?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I think Ian might have done something stupid.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46So no news from Mum?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49How's Tiff and Morgan?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52All right then, I'll see you when I see you, yeah?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Liam's out looking for her apparently.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- How long do you think he's going to be?- Any minute now I'd say.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- It's like this is his punishment. - Punishment for what?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You were going to say something then.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08It don't matter.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14You all right, Dad?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Just had an hosepipe shoved up me crotch. What do you think?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I know what you're thinking.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I'm not thinking anything right now apart from Ian.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Ian?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Well, go on, then.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Just hope me knees are up to it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Well, maybe he's upstairs.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Well, if he is, he ain't taken any pills. Look.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52And now we've kicked his door in.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54So don't come running to me when he hands you the bill.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Well, where is he? Ian!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00So, no David, no wedding.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Soon they'll be queuing up to say "I told you so."
0:15:05 > 0:15:06How are you feeling?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Numb.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14This'll make you laugh.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21For years and years I wanted to be him.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23A little part of me still does.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Sorry? Who?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29David. I wanted to be David Wicks.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30You are joking?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32No.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Not that long ago, he...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37He said that he envied me.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38If only he knew.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Why would anybody want to be David?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Well, Cindy was crazy about him in a way that she never was with me.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50And I just thought that if I had a little bit of what he had...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55..then maybe I wouldn't hate myself as much.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Oh, Ian...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Carol, have you got any idea...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05how much of a struggle it is to pretend to be someone you're not?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10I mean, for him it's easy, I mean, it's just so very easy.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15You think you're putting on an act?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17What do you think David's doing?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19His whole life is an act.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24David is the most damaged person I know.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Insecure, vulnerable, needy.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31If you're talking about hating yourself, step aside cos, seriously,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33David wears that crown - trust me.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37You're just saying that to try and make me feel better.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39No, I've known him since I've been at school.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43You know, I know every little corner of his squalid little life.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46So why are you marrying him?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well, I'm not, am I?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Right, why WERE you marrying him?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55My mum used to say...
0:16:55 > 0:17:00"The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing."
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Of course she was talking about my dad.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06With some people it's booze, drugs, fags.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09With me it's always been David.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11PHONE BEEPS
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Arms are getting too short.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Right, Sharon's waiting for me back at mine. I wish she'd stop.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- She's just trying to look out for you.- I know, but I can't face her.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Yeah, well, I can't face the kids.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32But sooner or later I'm going to have to. Come on.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33I'll walk back with you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'm really aware that we've not mentioned Lucy.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Or your breast cancer.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Good, innit?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Come here.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Thanks.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Tiff and Rebecca have got the hump with each another,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54but apart from that everyone's fine.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55How should I know?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58No, it's just me and the kids.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03No, Whitney's out an' all. Think she's gone lookin'.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Bianca, don't freak out.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12It's your mum, it's what she does. She'll be all right. She'll turn up.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Yes, course I'll stay here.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yeah. All right, speak to you later. Bye-bye.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Can we have some of that?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24No.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'm worried.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28What, and you think that's going to make you feel better?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I've got a story about your nan.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Family folklore, this is.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41She was nine, thought she was going to be Queen of the May
0:18:41 > 0:18:43or something, school fete.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47So she's got a fancy frock on, she's got a little tiara, the whole works.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51But the school, they make a mistake, they give it to another Carol.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Now, your nan, apparently she's fine with all this,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58but before you know it, she disappears.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Gone. Total panic.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04My mum and dad going nuts, you've got half the East End out
0:19:04 > 0:19:06looking for her, it's getting dark, Police are called. Everything.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Know where she was?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Outside toilet, back of the house all along.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13That's where she was hiding.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16True story.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18We don't have an outside toilet.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21She's doing it again!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Tiff, just get in here, will you, please?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27She keeps talking about my mum and dad.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30When I tell her to shut up she won't.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- What's the problem? - Tell her to say sorry.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- I haven't done nothing wrong. - She says you have.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Right, so how are we going to sort it out?- We could have some cake.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45That's going to do it for you, is it?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's what you want?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Right, Rebecca, you're in charge. I'm watching TV. Good luck.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Uh-oh. I'm in charge.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58No apology, no cake.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Suit yourself.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Fine, sorry.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Wasn't so hard, was it?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15See you soon. Bye-bye.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Got everything you came with? Apart from them two, of course.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah, I think so. Right.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27It's been really great, ain't it?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You're so sweet, Billy.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Listen, you drive safe. And text me as soon as you get there, yeah?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- I'll see you out... - No, no, no, you stay there.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Has this not been the bestest day ever?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Epic.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Hiya. Yeah, it's me. I'm just leaving now.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, I couldn't do it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01He was so happy to see me.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05It's going to have to wait now until I pick the kids up.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Look, I'll explain everything to you when I see you, OK? Bye.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34You know, Ian, if you did ever want to talk about Lucy...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Well, you know where I am.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44The pain never goes away.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45But it does get duller.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Stick with it.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51You've been a life saver.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52No, seriously.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh, what?! Sharon!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Nan?! Where've you been? Everybody's been going nuts.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Just wanted to have some time to myself.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- So you don't know?- Know what?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15It's Grandad. He's had a heart attack.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Mum and Sonia have taken him to the hospital.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Call a cab. Get me a cab.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Look, I've phoned the carpenter. He'll be here any minute.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I told him to send the bill to me, OK?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Where's Phil? - Well, he had to get back.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ian, I am SO sorry about this.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Do you know what, I really don't need all this.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Well, I was worried about you!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- I thought you might have done something idiotic.- Just go.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Not until we've talked about these.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Phil said he'll have the rest of the money by the end of the week.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Don't look at me like that, Mick. How else were we going to get it?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- I'm doing this for you.- I thought you said you were doing it for Dean.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09All right, then I'm doing it for all of us.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Do you want that old man on your back for ever?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Hey, less of the old man.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Now, that's a bit more like it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29There wasn't any plan as such.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I just wanted to see how it felt.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Then I thought about...
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Peter and Bobby and Jane and everyone...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42And Denise.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44And Denise.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49And I knew I couldn't do it.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53So I just went for a walk to clear my head.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I was going out of my mind.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59So was I.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I know I've not been as good a friend as I might've been.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10But I'm here now. I promise you.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13But if you EVER...ever get in that kind of state again...
0:24:13 > 0:24:17well, you know. Day or night.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Seriously.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Well, that'll be the carpenter. I'll leave you to it.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I'll let him in.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- MAN:- Hello. You wanted a carpenter. - Hello.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Look, it's probably easier to take your tools round the back
0:24:48 > 0:24:51rather than carrying them through the house. Come with me.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'm telling you, I could definitely do something with your barnet.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- I like my hair just as it is, thank you.- That's what you think.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- But you wait till I cast my spell. - Sweeney Todd used to say that.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09So, Dean - you still keen on this salon idea?
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Yeah. Why? You got the money?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16So you can spend it all on loose cars and fast women?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18No, I don't think so.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20No, we'll do this the sensible way.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24You tell me what you need and I'll sign the cheques as and when.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Deal?- Deal.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28You going to say thank you, or...?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Thank you, Grandad.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36That's great.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Anyone would think he was disappointed.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40So it's drinks all round then, yeah?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Are these what you didn't want people to see?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55It was meant to be a private joke between me and your mother.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Where did you get them from? - They are so cute.- Put it away!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- You know what, I've got to take a photo of them.- No, don't do that...
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Mum!- Where've you been?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- We was only laughing cos of them. - I thought that you...
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- He had a blood clot but it's sorted. He's going to be OK.- Oh, right.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15OK, can you...? Can I have five minutes with David on my own?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah, course you can.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Look at you.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Where've you been?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I got really angry when you didn't show up.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I know, I'm sorry about that. At least I had a decent alibi.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- What did I say to you last week? And the week before that?- I dunno. What?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I said, if you didn't watch your diet you were going to get ill
0:26:35 > 0:26:38and here you are on our wedding day! Brilliant(!)
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Hey...a heart attack hurts, in case you hadn't realised.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I think you did it on purpose.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Are you serious?- No, no, no, not consciously, but deep down.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50You know, I've got the cancer gene, you've got the "can't commit gene"
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- and this is the way it comes out. - Carol, give me a break.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55I went off to buy you a gift, didn't I. Something blue?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58I went to four different shops, all right? For you.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- All right, well, where is it?- Oh, it got lost.- Do you know what I think?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05You weren't looking for something blue at all. You were looking for
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- an excuse. And, boy, did you come up with a good one.- I'm ill!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Not so ill as to stop you all laughing your socks off just now.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- Oh, come on...- What do you mean, "Come on"? Do you know what,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I think I might just've had a very narrow escape.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Well, snap.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Sorry?
0:27:23 > 0:27:24I'm going to tell you something.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27When I was in the back of that car...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31..I thought, "This is it. I'm going to die."
0:27:31 > 0:27:33And do you know what? I wasn't scared.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36I was relieved.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43How dare you? How dare you!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Carol.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Carol!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Carol!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:27:54 > 0:27:58You all right, Mum? What did he say?
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Carol! Carol, I didn't mean it! Honestly, I...
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Didn't mean what?
0:28:02 > 0:28:05You wished you'd died? Well, guess what - I wish you'd died, too!
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Carol...