0:00:26 > 0:00:28PATRICK CHUCKLES
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Karaoke, eh?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Yeah. You going to come over and give us a little number later, Patrick?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ah, we'll see. If you're lucky.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40You're popular today. Who's that?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44You remember that guy I met at Pride - Gianluca?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Yeah. The Italian one?
0:00:45 > 0:00:51Yeah. He's in London, he wants to see me tonight.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Do you like him?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Invite him to this.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Let me think about that for a minute...
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Absolutely not.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02You scared of what Mum might say?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04No.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07John, you've got to do it at some point.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Obviously. Obviously.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hi. I was just wondering if my magazine had arrived yet?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, it might have. If it is, it's somewhere in one of those.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hi.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Sorry. Can you come back? - Man, you keep saying that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I could have ordered it on the internet
0:01:31 > 0:01:32if I knew how to get online.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Is everything all right?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE GRUMBLES
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hey.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You happy?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Sure.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Pity we can't stay in bed all day.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Why don't you get yourself up and I'll buy us a late breakfast?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02OK.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Get your trotters off the table.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You'll have to shoot off in a minute.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- I'm not doing any harm. - I know and I don't care.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I've got to prepare Linda's surprise
0:02:18 > 0:02:20and this is going to be a nice ladies' spa room.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22All the more reason to stay.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You lot are no fun.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'd better go and knock for Cora.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Sorry, knock for Cora? What are you, 12? - SHE LAUGHS
0:02:31 > 0:02:34What a cheek. I don't look a day over 11.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Have we heard anything from Shirley yet?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42No. I've text her, but I've heard nothing back.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46She'll come around. The wanderer always returns.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Right. So... Pinot Grigio.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Got a facial cleansing mask...
0:02:54 > 0:03:00We've got aromatherapy oils. Lovely. Oh, a cucumber.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Ooh! Why've we got a cucumber? - For her minces!- Oh.- All right.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ah, peppermint foot lotion.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No way am I rubbing her feet.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You will be rubbing her feet. I need you to keep her upstairs.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- For how long? - For as long as it takes.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17But what if she puts on ABBA?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Then you're going to get up and you're going to dance. - SHE GROANS
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Why you can't just tell us what the surprise is?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Cos you and Johnny are too easily bribed.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Don't worry. You'll find out later. - Is it a stripper?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What're you talking about strippers for? Don't need strippers.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Look at me. I've got the body of a swimmer.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- SHE LAUGHS - Seriously, listen,
0:03:35 > 0:03:37it'll mean a lot to her, you spending a bit of time with her.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38< Mick?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40In the living room.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I thought we agreed we weren't going to have karaoke?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hello. What's all this for?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's for you!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55What was that? Did I hear someone say "indoor spa day?"
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- SHE SHRIEKS HAPPILY - Nancy!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03HAPPY SIGH
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Here.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Medical journal? Are you sure this is what he ordered?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah. I remember thinking it was weird at the time.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17So why didn't you tell me?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You don't think there's something wrong with him, do you?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23I do now.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Aw! Look at William! How cute is he?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Are you sure he's yours, Pops? - Oi! I'm gorgeous, I am.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah. So he's doing well, then, is he?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Looks like it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Living the American dream, eh? - Except they're in Canada.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46All right - living the Canadian dream, then.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I don't think there's such a thing.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Pops, I know you miss him, but you've just got to try and look
0:04:52 > 0:04:56on the bright side now - you get to spend more time with Janet an' that.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Yeah.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07DRINK POURS
0:05:11 > 0:05:13BIRDS TWEET
0:05:15 > 0:05:16What's this?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Sounds distinctly like a woodland forest on a beautiful
0:05:20 > 0:05:22summer's morning to me, Mother.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What? I chose it specially. - It's a bit weird.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- It's relaxing. Now close your eyes, please.- OK.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Just go with it.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Let the sound of the...wood and the...
0:05:42 > 0:05:46..song of the bird wash over you.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54Find your happy place - your inner you...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Who is Linda? - Are you on something?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Fine! I won't do it, then! - Oh, Nance!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No. I hated it anyway.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- I'm only teasing you! - It was stupid.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06It was a little bit stupid.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Cos, I mean, we can pretend we're in a woodland forest but at the
0:06:09 > 0:06:12end of the day we're in the living room and it's just you and me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- And, actually, that's all I want. That IS my happy place.- Aw!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19If you get rid of all Stan's horrible stuff.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Shall I just do the face masks?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yuck!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31I was just coming to look for you. Fancy a cuppa?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I feel like something stronger.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well, we can still have a stiff drink in the caff.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Have you never heard of an Irish coffee?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40You old devil.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You sure you're OK?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah. I'm as right as rain, why?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You ordered the thing. Why didn't you tell me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What am I supposed to think?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53HE CHUCKLES
0:06:53 > 0:06:55You silly woman!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Look now, man. It's my son, Anthony.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02He's written an article about his time in Cambodia.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08Look at him, man. My boy! Handsome like his father, eh?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- So why you didn't tell me about this?- You didn't ask me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I didn't mean it like that.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16You've had so much on your plate lately.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17HE CHUCKLES
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Look at him. My boy...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, man.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- All right, Dad?- Hi, Tina.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42I feel like I owe you an apology for not going with you to see Aunt Babe.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- It's fine.- You're upset with me.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I just feel a bit judged, that's all. - Judged?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You've obviously got your reservations.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yes, of course I have.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I've got a lot going on at the moment.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00But I get it, Tina. You're doing it for your family.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And because of that I'm willing to turn a blind eye.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12MUSIC: "In The Waiting Line" by Zero 7
0:08:20 > 0:08:22This is the life, ain't it?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Mmm.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Where's your cucumber? Oh Nancy!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm going to go down and get some more Pinot.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- No!- Why?- I'll go.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- No, no, you're all right. I'll go. - No, no, no. I'll go.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Honestly.- Mum, you're relaxing. - Yeah, and you're hiding something.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I don't know what you're talking about.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Nancy, I weren't born yesterday.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56So you'd better tell me what's going on.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE GROANS
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- What are you saying? You thought he wasn't well?- Yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01But he's all right?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It just turns out it's cos Anthony was in that magazine.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Right, so what's the problem? - Well, there wasn't one.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- So why are we having this conversation?- I feel bad.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You know, I haven't been around for him much lately.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15But there's nothing wrong with him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19If there was. I've just been so distracted with all this...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Distracted?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I didn't mean it like that.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, no, no. It's fine. Don't let me distract you any more.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'd hate to keep you from someone else's non-existent problems.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Come on, you know that's not what I meant.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Denise, I really haven't got time for this. All right.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36If it bothers you that much, go and talk to Patrick.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Here.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50It's not my style.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Why? I think it'd look lovely on you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57You don't like the way I dress. I'm representing the council.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I need to look smart.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So what's your excuse for when you're not representing the council?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE TUTS
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Come on. I'm only playing with you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06But you're not, are you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10I just think you could afford to mix it up a little bit.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12You think a jacket will fix him, do you?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oi, oi, oi. Leave it. He's not worth it. Just leave it.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'll tell you what, come on. I want to go clubbing.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- I fancy busting some moves. - I don't feel like it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Why? Cos you can't dance?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- As a matter of fact, I'm an excellent dancer.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It isn't a power cut. You sure it isn't a fuse?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Nah. Probably just some dodgy wiring. Don't worry about it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'll have a look.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, if I pop to the shop I'm not going to come back to find
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- you've been electrocuted, am I? - Don't be stupid. Go on. Go.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Be careful.- Yeah.- See ya. - See ya later.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02DOOR CLOSES
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I knew it was too good to be true.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12What?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Me and you having girlie time together.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19When you were little, me and your dad bought you
0:11:19 > 0:11:22this Princess Jasmine costume for a party.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Did you hair in bunches. Covered in sequins.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You looked lovely. Anyway, we dropped you off
0:11:27 > 0:11:31and we weren't five minutes down the road when your dad's mobile rang.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33We had to turn around and come straight back -
0:11:33 > 0:11:35you'd ripped off the costume and were running
0:11:35 > 0:11:38around in your pants, covered in mud, playing football with the boys.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40NANCY LAUGHS What can I say?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I'm more of a World Cup girl than a beauty queen, Mum.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I know. And I've accepted that fact.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47And that I'll never get you in a dress.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Still, if this is what it takes to spend time with you
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I might as well go with it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Go with what?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Or of course, I could always tell your dad you slipped up
0:11:58 > 0:12:00and it's game over?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01It's up to you...
0:12:03 > 0:12:04SHE GROANS
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'll go and get the wine.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Good! I'll put on the ABBA.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09NANCY GRUMBLES
0:12:11 > 0:12:13SHE CHUCKLES
0:12:15 > 0:12:18That's lovely. You must be really proud.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yeah. I always said he'd do well.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And now he's in magazines.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Can I have a look at it? - Yeah, yeah...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Have you got a minute?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Give it here.- What for?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I just... I wanted to apologise
0:12:37 > 0:12:40if it feels like I haven't been around for you lately.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42What are you talking about?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Why didn't you tell me about the article?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Oh, come on. It's just an article. - But it's important to you.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Like I said before, you've got a lot on your plate with Ian.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55What are you so worried about?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Well, you know. It's just, you know, when I saw the medical journal
0:12:59 > 0:13:03I thought something might be wrong...
0:13:03 > 0:13:06But there isn't, is there? I'm fine.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10And you'd tell me, though, if there was?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Of course, my baby.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's just, I don't want you to feel that
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I take our friendship for granted.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Libby and Chelsea are getting on with their lives
0:13:23 > 0:13:26and Kim's off with her new man.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28You...
0:13:30 > 0:13:34You're the only true friend I've got, the only one who listens.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Is there still trouble with Ian?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43He hasn't got time for my problems. I mean, why would he?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Because he should.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Do you want me to have a word with him?
0:13:49 > 0:13:55No. No, honestly. This. This is enough. All right.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Hey. I'll take that.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Very impressive.- Thanks.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Stan...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15How's it coming along?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah. Getting there.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Dad...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yes, son?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Could I run something by you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Course you can.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Tonight, would it be weird if I asked...
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Hold on a minute. What's the matter? Is everything all right?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Have we got any of that Pinot Grigio that Mum likes?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Yes. Cop for that.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You do realise she's put on ABBA, don't you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Yeah, all right. - PHONE BEEPS
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ah! He's here.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48He?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Get yourself upstairs and keep your trap shut. All right.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# You can dance
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# You can jive
0:15:17 > 0:15:21# Having the time of your life... #
0:15:21 > 0:15:23MUSIC FADES
0:15:23 > 0:15:26SHE LAUGHS ECSTATICALLY
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Wine! What?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I know what my present is!
0:15:30 > 0:15:31How?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33SHE SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You don't know how happy I am to see that boat.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Right, just stop there. - What are we down here for?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42In case your mum comes down busying herself.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- I fancy a pint.- All right.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Listen, you'll get your pint, but I've got to get you in here first.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51What for?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54We're going to wrap you up, surprise for your mum.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57You're having a laugh. I've been on a plane for hours and a packed tube.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Why do you want me getting in that?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Shut up. You'll be in here five minutes, tops. All right.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04What's the matter with ya?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Let me out! I want to see him! - No.- Why?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09This is all my fault. I was supposed to be distracting you.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Oh, well. You failed. - Dad's going to kill me.- Let me out!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, Mum, please...
0:16:13 > 0:16:14SHE GROANS
0:16:14 > 0:16:16All right, fine.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- I've just thought of something. - What?
0:16:23 > 0:16:31They don't know that we know, which means we can have some fun...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33THEY BOTH CACKLE
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Ian, I was wondering if I could have a word?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Yeah, sure. What is it?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Remember, I lost a son...
0:16:51 > 0:16:55So I know the pain you're going through.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56I know what it does to you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Denise doesn't begrudge being there whenever you need her -
0:17:03 > 0:17:05she's a good woman like that -
0:17:05 > 0:17:07always puts the need of others before her own.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- I know.- Good.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11But be careful not to take her for granted.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Listen to her once in a while.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Sometimes I found listening to other people's concerns
0:17:19 > 0:17:22actually helped to ease my problems for a little while.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Yeah, man.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, I'll leave you to get on with it. All right.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44The players are about to get played!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46OK. Sit down.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Wait, wait, that's gel spray!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Nah, it's empty. I filled it up with water. Close your eyes.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Will you do me favour?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Will you text Dean and see if he'll bring his decks tonight?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01What's wrong with karaoke?
0:18:01 > 0:18:06Mum, you can't let what happened put you off karaoke forever.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Other people doing karaoke...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11My feelings were just hurt a bit, that's all.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'd feel more comfortable if we had a disco. Please.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Course. It's your party. I'll text Dean.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- But you can deal with Dad. - All right. Thank you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22This isn't so bad after all, is it?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23THEY LAUGH
0:18:23 > 0:18:25MICK SHOUTS
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Act sick!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Right. Your present's here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33SHE GROANS
0:18:35 > 0:18:37What's the matter?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40She's got a temperature, Pop. She's burning up.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43It was that foot rub Nancy gave me, I think
0:18:43 > 0:18:46it released a lot of toxicity.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What're you talking about, toxicity?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I don't know, Mick. I'm not a doctor.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Come and open your present. Come on, it'll make you feel better.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Is it a magic present?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59She needs some rest, Pop. She's really not well.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Do you want me to get you a nice cold flannel?- Yeah.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09SHE COUGHS WEAKLY
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Wow. Who is this gorgeous, fashionable man?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You didn't have to buy it.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30A new jacket every now and then won't do any harm.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Just know that you won't be going anywhere near my hair.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, really? We'll see about that, won't we?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37So, listen, is this cos of what Alfie said earlier?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Don't be silly.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41SHE LAUGHS
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Good. Because I wouldn't want to change you.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I like you just the way you are.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Admittedly a little bit more in that jacket.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Come on. Let's go clubbing.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Wow. Where did you train?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17HE GASPS
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- LEE:- Hello?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46What?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Nothing. You'd gone quiet. I thought you'd gone.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No, I'm still here. I'm just thinking.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55About what?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I've met someone.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04A boy?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Yeah. And he wants to see me tonight.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Right?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14And I dunno what to tell him.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Invite him.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20You know, I want to, but I think it'd be a bit weird.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23It can't be any weirder than this conversation.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27I dunno. I don't want to upset Mum. It's her party.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Johnny, listen, mate, right. I've been away, seen a few things.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38It gives you a bit of perspective on life, and us lot...
0:21:38 > 0:21:41we've been wrapped up in cotton wool.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44It's not Mum and Dad's fault - they do it out of love.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47But sometimes you've got to think for yourself,
0:21:47 > 0:21:51do what makes you happy and not worry about what other people think.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Do you like him?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Does he make you happy?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01He makes me laugh.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Is he fit?
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Just a bit.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07LEE LAUGHS
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Right. Then I for one want to meet him. So do it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Do you think so?- Yes, you muppet.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- All right. I'm going to do it. - Good man.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Now do me a favour and go and find out what's going on
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- cos I'm busting for the loo. - Thanks, man.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28LEE WHISTLES
0:22:29 > 0:22:32You still all right about me leaving early for Linda's party?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Yeah, of course I am. I'll see you later.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- HE LAUGHS You behave.- Always!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45No! I'm half cut already!
0:22:45 > 0:22:50Only half? Then you've got a lot of catching up to do, haven't you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Hiya. Can I get change for that please?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah. Those two are really getting on my nerves.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58And getting drunk by the looks of it.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59- You're joking?- No.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03So you think this is funny, eh?!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05THEY GIGGLE
0:23:05 > 0:23:07You're behaving like a wrinkly old pair of children.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Patrick, let me see that?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Patrick's right. You've had your fun, now clear off.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15If I catch you bringing booze in here again,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I'm going to ban both of you from coming in this place.- Oh, dear.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19STAN AND CORA LAUGH
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I can get Denise to order you a new one.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23No, no. All right. Forget it.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Did you fix it?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No, not yet.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- What was it?- I don't know.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- Right. Well, we'd better phone someone, then? Maybe Phil?- No!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Right, what are you not telling me?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48All right, look. You've got to keep this to yourself. OK?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I've been running our electricity off of Aleks' flat.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Eh? How's that even possible? - It's quite straightforward actually.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Are you off your head or something, Pops? Why?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Because I'm skint, Lo!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03I'm completely skint.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09I love having Janet here, but she's burning a hole in my pocket.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12This single parenting lark - it isn't easy, you know.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14SHE SCOFFS You're telling me?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Sorry.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Right, well, you can't keep this up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21What if they find out?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- I don't see what choice we've got. - What are we going to do, then?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I need to get up to that fuse board.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Now, I know Tosh is out, but I don't know about Tina and Aleks.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32I've seen Tina going into the cafe
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and I'm pretty sure I've seen Aleks going off somewhere with Roxy.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Good. Right...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You ain't breaking in.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I don't have to.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Where did you get them?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Aleks' flat is one of Janine's old properties.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I just managed to hold on to 'em.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Don't worry. I'll be as quick as I can.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55NANCY AND LINDA GIGGLING
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- They know.- How do you know? - Hark at 'em giggling.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yeah...but hang on.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- They don't know that we know that they know.- No.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06We can't leave Lee in a cardboard box all afternoon, though.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10GIGGLING STOPS
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Having fun in here, girls, are we?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Apart from my fever, you mean?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Yeah. Was thinking, perhaps I should take your little temperature.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- I've already done it. - Always good to get a second opinion.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Yes, it's always very good to get a second opinion.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26How can you question me in my hour of need?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Cos you're not ill, are you? - I am ill, I'm really ill!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- And you know!- Know what? - How did you find out?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Find out what? I don't know what you're on about!
0:25:33 > 0:25:34You know what I'm talking about.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35- SHE LAUGHS - Stop it!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Sorry, I really needed to go. - Lee!- Lee!- My baby!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Happy birthday, baby. I'm sorry it's late.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- I don't care. It's perfect. - Not so hard!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Good cos I lost the receipt years ago.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Right, I really need to go wee!
0:25:49 > 0:25:50SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY
0:25:53 > 0:25:57They drew a moustache on it?! What are they, school-children?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- How's Patrick? - He seemed pretty angry.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03I would be! I'm going to go and see him.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Will you do me a favour, Shabnam?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Can you just order us another magazine, please?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08- Yeah, of course.- Thank you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26SHE GASPS
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Billy! What the hell are you doing here?!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33I'm back for a month
0:26:33 > 0:26:36and then I'm off to Chatham in August to do this plumbing course.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Right. So you're going to be around quite a bit more, yeah?
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Yeah, course he is.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Well, I can handle Chatham. It's lot closer than Afghanistan.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Oh, I'm so happy that you're back. Tonight's going to be perfect!
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Yeah. And while we're all here and in such a good mood...
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I thought I'd ask... I was, maybe, thinking...
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Shirl...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Denise?!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08What?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- You might want to sit down.- Why?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Cos I'm going to apologise. - Oh, right.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Someone hasn't been to see you this afternoon by any chance?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I needed to hear it. OK.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I'm going to be a better listener from now on, I promise you.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I've got to, haven't I?
0:27:29 > 0:27:30We've got a wedding to plan.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I thought we could go over some dates over dinner?
0:27:38 > 0:27:39I'd like that.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01HE GASPS, GLASS SHATTERS
0:28:12 > 0:28:15HE BREATHES UNSTEADILY