0:00:28 > 0:00:32HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:00:36 > 0:00:38HE GASPS
0:00:40 > 0:00:43DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:44 > 0:00:48DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50SHE SIGHS
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Where is he?- Look, he's going to be around somewhere, isn't he? Come on.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Let's go get some dinner and you can check on him later.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07This is George. My best mate Heather's little boy.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Come down to see Dot, haven't we?- Yeah.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Well, aren't you a handsome little man?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Shirl, we've been worried sick about you.- We're just glad you're back.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Just in time for Mum's party.- Right, let's get you over to Dot's, eh?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- And I'll show you the pub on the way out.- Yes, please!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oi. No lager, all right?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- He's under age. - THEY LAUGH
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- We'd better get ourselves in gear, ain't we?- Before we... Erm...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I'm going to go meet someone at the tube.- Who?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- A boy.- What boy?!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- You ain't going nowhere. It's your mother's birthday party.- I know.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Actually, I um... I invited him here.- Here!?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Who is he?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Gianluca. I met him at that pre-pride party you took me to.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- You might have given us a bit of notice, Johnny!- I know.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I know, but there was so much going on.- I said invite him.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Johnny likes him. Look, if I brought a girl back
0:01:58 > 0:02:00that I liked, you'd want to meet her, wouldn't you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Whereas if it was ME...- Oh, don't you start, Miss Track-suit-wedding!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- So, Gianluca? Where's he from? - Italy.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- NANCY LAUGHS - He's Rome-o-sexual.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Really?!- I know a bit of Italian, actually.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16You do realise reading the menu out at a pizzeria ain't
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- knowing Italian, don't you?! - Shut up!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22What you waiting for? Go and get him!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- OK.- Mick...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26No dialogue out of you. Go and get yourself ready,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28go on, it's your birthday party. Get out of it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I can't BELIEVE you've been nicking our leccy.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Borrowing.- Oh, borrowing?!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- You was going to give it back, was you?- Course!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I promise, I'll pay you back every penny.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- SHE SIGHS - I thought we were mates, Billy.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44We are!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I didn't expect this to go on for so long.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50And it's expensive having kids!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Yeah, and it's expensive when you're TRYING to have kids!- Yeah, I know.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Look, can we just keep this between me and you?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Cos I don't think Tosh and Aleks'd get it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Me and you, we can sit down, go through the bills,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05work out what I owe you. Just give me two weeks.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- One week. All right?- OK.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Everything all right?- Yeah.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16The leccy cut out and Billy came and had a look.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19But it was just a fuse.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Yeah. Just a fuse. So, I'll be off then.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- What?- Oh, please.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Are you going to tell me what that was REALLY about?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - So, George, what do you think?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- This is cool!- Yeah, well trust me,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I don't want you spending too much time in these places
0:03:40 > 0:03:43when you grow up! You've got to get good at your sports, ain't you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Yeah.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Where do you want these? - Oh. Just over there, please.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- You shouldn't have. - You coming to The Vic?- I don't know.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Hoping you was going to be my wing-man?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Don't think I'd be very good company, Phil.- Why? What is it?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You couldn't sub me 50 quid, could you? For my electricity meter?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- I thought you was looking for another job?- I am, I have been.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19All right. But it's a loan and I want it back.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Yeah? Do you need it now?- Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24See, if it was just me I'd be all right, but I've got Lola
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- and the kids...- All right.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Come on, let's sort it out, and I'll buy you a pint. Yeah.- Yeah. Cheers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- When did she get back? - This afternoon.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Where's she been?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- She didn't say.- And the kid, who's that?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I think, it's like, her best mate's son or something.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51She's taken him to see Dot. I think it's nice.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53What's this for?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Disco, Mick. Linda asked me. - She didn't run it by me.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- We're having a karaoke. - She doesn't want to.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00She's still funny about what Johnny done.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, my life, I wish she'd let that go.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oh, here she is, the birthday girl!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11You're just stunning, do you know that - come here!
0:05:11 > 0:05:17- You'll mess up my hair!- Sorry. - Oh, thanks for doing this, Dean.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Consider it another birthday present. You look lovely by the way.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Thank you. Oh, Dean, you won't recognise Lee,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25you ain't seen each other since you were kids.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- All right, mate! How's it going? - All right.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Know what, L, good call about the decks.- I thought so.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33We're going to need a bit of music either side of the karaoke.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Lee, come and help me get the gear out the back, please?- Great!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Whoa!- Ooh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:46 > 0:05:51All right, mate? You look good. Like your shirt.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Did you get here all right? Tubes can be a nightmare!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Whoa...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Sorry. I was just trying to break the ice. You seemed nervous.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Don't worry. I don't think anyone saw.- Yeah...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I just don't really kiss people on the street that often.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- I kissed you on the street at Pride? - Yeah, but we were surrounded by them
0:06:14 > 0:06:16muscled Latino blokes in pink hot pants...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And that drag queen dressed as Kylie.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- HE LAUGHS - It was a fun night.- Yeah, it was.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26That way...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- It's good to see you again. - Yeah, you too.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35I'm looking forward to my authentic London pub tour.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- We could go somewhere else? - Isn't it your mum's birthday party?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Yeah, it ain't a big deal. She has them all the time. Every year.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Johnny, I know you're nervous,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47but this is my last night in London,
0:06:47 > 0:06:51for now, at least. My coach leaves Victoria at 1:00am.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I think we should just enjoy ourselves tonight, while we can.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- What do you say?- I say...
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I say, you're right. Yeah. Let's go.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's a cool shirt, though.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Thank you!- Happy birthday! Love you, Linda.- Love you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Thank you.- Here she is. The birthday girl.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You promised! Come on.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Thanks for coming.- Erm, yeah... Sorry, Lind.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I did get you a card, but I've left it at home.- Oh, don't worry.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- You can pop it in tomorrow.- Yeah. - Sharon sends her love.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Ah. These are lovely Phil, thanks. How is she?- She's resting up.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Oh, here we are, L. L.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Excuse us.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Just remember - be nice. - I'm not the dragon lady, Mick!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I ain't going to breathe fire on them.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36All right. Everyone, this is Gianluca.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Gianluca, this is everyone.- Hey.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- This is my Auntie Tina and her girlfriend Tosh.- Hello!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- My dad.- Pleasure.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- This is Nancy.- Hello. You all right?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- This is my brother, Lee.- Buongiorno, mate, buongiorno.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- And this is my mum. - Hello, John-Luco.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Please, just call me Luca. I've heard so much about you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03That's nice.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- Luca, what do you want to drink?- A beer?- Coming right up.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25There he is! Patrick! Where did you disappear to?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We stopped by earlier, but there was no answer.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, I took a nap. I must have been out for the count.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, I got Shabnam to order you another magazine.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33You didn't have to do that.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36And we've got some other news that might cheer you up.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Yes, yes, we've set a date for the wedding.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40We're thinking about a Saturday next June.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Are you OK? - I'm absolutely fine.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Why don't we go in and I'll buy both of you a drink to celebrate?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I like that! Thank you.- Cheers.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I love Italy. Italian food, and that. I make my own pesto.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Don't I?- Yeah.- Wow. Have you been?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05No. But one day I'd like to.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Johnny, you didn't tell me your brother's back.- Yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10He got back today.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Listen, I'm going to give Luca a tour, if you want to come?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16No, you're all right. I'm going to get another drink.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Where are they going?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Let it go. You've done very well up to now.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- And I'm very, very proud of you. - Ah! There she is!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Not looking a day over 21. - I wish!- So do I!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37THEY LAUGH
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm joking! My baby's always 21, in my eyes.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- I'm just going to slip upstairs, OK.- Happy birthday!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Oh, you shouldn't have. I love Gurbras.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Gerberas, dear! - SHE LAUGHS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Lee, put those in water for me?
0:10:54 > 0:10:59So what, has Johnny gone to swot up on his foreign languages with Luca?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- SHE LAUGHS - Yeah.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06So, that completes your backstage tour of the authentic London pub.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I like it. Very British.- Mmm.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Was the parakeet wallpaper all you hoped it'd be? And more!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yeah, so...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Last night in London.- For now.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25So, pretty cool city, you sure you want to hang out here?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Pretty sure.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Unless you can think of anything better?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Erm...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34No.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You said the tour was complete, but I think there's still one room
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I haven't seen, no?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52How long before your parents get suspicious about where we are?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I think that happened the moment that we walked up the stairs. Yeah.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00So, you could say we're on borrowed time?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04I ain't...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08HE SIGHS
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I've never really been with anyone before. Properly.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Johnny, I like you, for many reasons.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26And if tonight is just this, then I'm the happiest boy in London town.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33What do you say we go downstairs and have another drink?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Erm... Later. Later.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Are you sure you haven't done this before?- Shut up.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- We're on borrowed time. - THEY LAUGH
0:12:53 > 0:12:58- What do you think of him, out of ten?- Ten! He's WELL cute.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Definitely a ten.- Really?- Yeah! - I don't know.- Speaking of tens.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Hello, stranger.- You talking to me?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Yeah. Want a drink? HE LAUGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY - No. I don't, you're all right.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14You see, a ten doesn't really like to mingle with a five.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oooph! Hohohoh! TOLD!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- You got TOLD!- Sportsman's bet, I can convince her to let me
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- buy her a drink by the end of the night.- Deal.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Ah!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I asked him to do one thing!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Cheer up! It's a birthday, not a funeral!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- He's got a face for undertaking, that one.- You ain't wrong there.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- What're you smiling for? It ain't a good thing.- Isn't it?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- What you looking for?- Candles. For the cake.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03How many years old is Auntie Linda?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06She's 37.
0:14:06 > 0:14:12- How many years old are you, Auntie Shirley?- 100.- Like a T-rex?!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Yeah, you could say that! - THEY LAUGH
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I didn't know you were back!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, we snuck in the back way. I didn't want him to get too excited.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I think it's nice what you're doing, looking after him.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Hmm! I wish they could stay this age for ever.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Where's that coming from?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34I don't know. Johnny's got his boyfriend, Lee's chasing Whitney.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Nancy's a law unto herself. They're all growing up so fast.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ignore me. I'm just being over-sensitive.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'll shut up and get back down there.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Go on.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- To the bride and groom to be and the future!- Aw, thank you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- You're asking me for a job?- Why not?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57You said I had the face for it.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- I don't know. You haven't got any experience.- I'm a quick learner.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I can do part-time, full-time... any time you want.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- Go on, Les, look, he's desperate. - The pay isn't great.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Give the man a go.- All right. I'll give you a trial.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- And we'll take it from there. - Really?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Wow. Right, I'm going to get you both a drink. Right now.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Don't suppose you could sub me a tenner, could you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- I'll pay you back. - Well, that's a good start(!)
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Johnny, erm, a word.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I'll be down in a minute.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Erm... Look, Dad, I just... - Johnny, Johnny.
0:15:51 > 0:15:57You're 19. So... I know you weren't playing Lego in there.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01All I want to say to you is that...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Be careful, be safe.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Because sometimes when you're in the moment,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10it seems like a good idea...
0:16:10 > 0:16:14And in the words of Celine Dion, Think Twice.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- THEY LAUGH - OK.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20It's supposed to be funny, you know,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23cos that way you won't forget it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I wasn't expecting to have this conversation with you.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Am I doing all right? I don't know what I'm...- No,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32apart from the Celine Dion bit, I didn't cringe once.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Oh! Oh, good! Good. Right. Now, your mum,
0:16:36 > 0:16:41is being your mum and she needs a bit of love,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45so I'm going to need you to do something for me. OK?
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- No Johnny? - He's upstairs with his dad.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56He gave me a tour, you have a LOVELY house.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- My favourite thing by far was the parakeet wallpaper.- Thank you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Chose it myself.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Please, can I get you a drink?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Go on, then.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Lee, go and grab your sister, we're ready. Lively.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20HE TAPS THE MIC
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Excuse me, firstly,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25thank you all for coming tonight.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Before we kick off the karaoke, I think it's a good idea
0:17:29 > 0:17:30to have a group vocal warm up.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You all know the song, it goes...
0:17:33 > 0:17:37# Happy birthday to you
0:17:37 > 0:17:41# Happy birthday to you
0:17:41 > 0:17:47# Happy birthday, dear Linda
0:17:47 > 0:17:52# Happy birthday to you. #
0:17:52 > 0:17:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Speech!- All right!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Aw! I've been drinking all day, so I'll keep it brief.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07SHE LAUGHS
0:18:07 > 0:18:12Thank you, my amazing family, for throwing me this party.
0:18:12 > 0:18:18My handsome husband, my beautiful kids,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21it means so much to have you all here! HER VOICE CRACKS
0:18:21 > 0:18:24And Dean,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28thank you for being kind enough to do the disco. Thank you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Erm... Anyway,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I hope you all have a good night and feel free to give us a song.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36MUSIC: "Mama" by the Spice Girls
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Mum, this one's for you on your birthday.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43SHE LAUGHS
0:18:43 > 0:18:48# She used to be my only enemy Never letting me be free
0:18:48 > 0:18:52# Catching me in places that I know I shouldn't be
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# Every other day I crossed the line I didn't mean to be so bad
0:18:58 > 0:19:02# I never thought you'd become the friend I never had
0:19:04 > 0:19:11# Back then, I didn't know why Why you were misunderstood
0:19:13 > 0:19:21# So now I see through your eyes All that you did was love
0:19:23 > 0:19:28# Mama, I love you
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- # Mama... # - Look at them.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35They think the world of her. They make it look so easy.
0:19:35 > 0:19:41- You know it doesn't have to be this hard.- No? Why is it then?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44LINDA: I love YOU!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- # My friend... # - SHE LAUGHS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I don't know why you showed up with that kid.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50LINDA: You're all amazing!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53His name's George and I'm looking after him for the weekend.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57You might have everyone else thinking that, but not me.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00There's always an ulterior motive with you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03# Every little thing you said and did was right for me... #
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Turning up with someone else's kid and looking after
0:20:05 > 0:20:07them for the weekend doesn't suddenly mean
0:20:07 > 0:20:09you're cut out to be a parent.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- So this is what this is about, is it?- That's what it looks like.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Well, then maybe this says something about you.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Or maybe it's just what you've done to me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Why you were misunderstood... #
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I don't want to fight with you, Dean.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You and me, we WERE like that.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Like you and that little boy? - Yeah!- Really?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Mama, I love you... #
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's not how I remember it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43# Mama, I care
0:20:43 > 0:20:48# Mama, I love you
0:20:48 > 0:20:52# Mama, my friend. #
0:20:57 > 0:21:00CARTOONS PLAY ON TV
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I feel sorry for anyone who's got to follow that.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16A beautiful thing. Let's have a look, see who's up next.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- What about you, Mick? Come on, give us a song!- Leave it out, Teen.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- You know I don't sing unless I'm out of me nut.- I'll do it!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- CHEERING - Yeah, man!
0:21:27 > 0:21:32Patrick, get yourself up here.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34This is a beautiful thing, this is.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- LINDA:- Go on, Patrick!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ALL:- Awwwww.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51# When you're down, and troubled
0:21:51 > 0:21:56# And you need a helping hand
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# And nothing
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- # Nothing is going right... # - Teen, can I have a word?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- She knows.- Yeah, she does.- Right. Look,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I think I've got myself a job at the undertakers.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08So I'll be able to pay you back soon as.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You'll be in the undertakers anyway, if you don't.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- But you won't be breathing. - I'll sort it, I promise!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- We want our key back, and all! - I haven't got it on me, have I?!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Is there a problem?- It's fine. - Yeah, everything's all right.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- What's all that about? - Billy Mitchell.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26He's been running the leccy off our meter.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And who knows how many times he's been going in our flat!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Tosh.- I wish we'd never moved into that place,
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- it's been a nightmare from day one. - Why?
0:22:33 > 0:22:38They think it might've been where Lucy Beale was murdered.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40PATRICK CONTINUES TO SING
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Wondered where you'd gone?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- You all right? - Yeah...
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I just don't remember my mum being with me
0:23:09 > 0:23:11the way she is with that kid.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19You don't remember... or you don't WANT to remember?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Tell you what, you've just added singing
0:23:25 > 0:23:27to your list of wedding duties.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Before I do anything at all, I need to get home and put my feet up.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32All right? See you.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Would you excuse us for a minute? - Of course.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42That was lovely what you did for me.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Speaking of lovely, Luca's nice.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51And very good looking. Do you think you'll see him again?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- He goes home tonight. - Are you all right with that?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yeah. We've had a laugh.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00If it's going to go anywhere, we'll make the effort and if not,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02that's all right too.
0:24:04 > 0:24:10I know I'm hard on you, but you've always been my little baby.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- I'm not any more.- I know.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Go on.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Enjoy your time with Luca while you've still got it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:49 > 0:24:51You couldn't put us up for the night, could you?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54There's a lot of stuff going on in the pub,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I can't get your godson off to sleep.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Of course.- Thanks. Come on.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Night-night. Night. - Tell you what, it's a very good job
0:25:11 > 0:25:15we didn't put any money on that bet, ain't it, Lee?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17She obviously wasn't thirsty enough.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I don't even know where to start with this lot.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Don't be silly, we've got this. - Yeah, get yourself upstairs.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Thank you. All of you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I've had the best birthday ever. Come here.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Come here.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- Let's get stuck in! - THEY LAUGH
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Luca. Luca, come here. It was lovely to meet you.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44- Any time you're in London, you're always welcome here.- Grazie.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oooh! THEY LAUGH
0:25:47 > 0:25:52- Night-night.- Happy birthday!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Happy birthday.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Did he settle down all right?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10He's exhausted, bless him.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19And what about you? How are you doing?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Some things are hard to repeat, Patrick.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Like when your son tells you that he can't remember
0:26:28 > 0:26:31any of the good things from when he was growing up.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Come on, I'm sure he didn't mean that.- I remember everything.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I remember taking him to the fair...
0:26:40 > 0:26:45All he wanted to do was go on this little tea cup ride that went round
0:26:45 > 0:26:49about a mile an hour, but he'd cling onto me like it was doing 60...
0:26:50 > 0:26:51He was so sweet, Patrick.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I didn't recognise that man that said those things to me tonight.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Did I do that to him? Am I that much of a monster?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23So...
0:27:25 > 0:27:29if the kids are downstairs, I reckon that means we've got
0:27:29 > 0:27:33the place to ourselves for a good half hour.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Stan's asleep in the front room. - Don't worry about that old fart.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41If he can sleep through setting fire to a living room, he'll sleep
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- through an earthquake. - An earthquake?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45That sounds like a promise.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51So, did you enjoy your night?
0:27:53 > 0:27:54I loved it.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00And is there anything else I can do for you?
0:28:00 > 0:28:01There is, actually.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I want another baby, Mick.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13I want us to have another baby.