0:00:27 > 0:00:29Well, say something.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Is this a wind-up?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can't be that much of a surprise.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40- We always said we wanted four.- Yeah, I know.- I know we never got round to it, but I mean, think about it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Don't you miss it?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45That fresh baby smell, those little fingers grabbing yours,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- that love? - And the endless sleepless nights,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52and the spew all over your clobber, and the dirty nappies everywhere.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58You really mean it, don't you?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Um...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Where's this coming from, L?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09It was a long time ago.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Yeah, we were young and we struggled for years.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15But we've got stability now. I'm only 37.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You're such a great dad.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21I'm sorry L, no.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25No. We've got our three.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27This is our time now.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Water? You're letting the side down.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43What I said earlier about being a bad mum...
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'm just not maternal. Some women aren't.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55I've had the best day.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Me too.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I wish you were coming with me.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Listen, the way Lee's going, we're going to have grandkids soon anyway.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- You'll have plenty of nappies to change.- I don't want to be a granny! You've not even considered it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Yes, because there's nothing to consider.- So that's it?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're just shutting it down, never mind what I want?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The kids are grown-up, they're going to be leaving home soon.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Yeah! More like we'll never get rid of them.- Do you want to?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44L, I love having a houseful just as much as you
0:02:44 > 0:02:46but we're not kids any more.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And I'm shattered running this place, let alone, like, having night feeds.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- You wouldn't have to do them. I'd do everything.- So we'd just give up the pub, then, yes?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- You've got the kids to help you. - You just said they'll be leaving.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03What's this really about?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09What happens when they do go?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15What will I do without them?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Who will I be, if I'm not their mum?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23L, come here.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And then who will I be? My mum?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Left with a pub to run, just waiting for the phone to ring,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35guessing at what's going on in their lives?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38L, they're not going anywhere.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41They're not going anywhere, baby.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55I have to go.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Message me when you're on the coach, yeah?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03And when you get home. Tomorrow I could...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I could call you.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12I really like you, Johnny, but your life is here. Uni, your family.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Yeah, but we could make it work.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22We have to be realistic. We will be in different countries.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29I want to come with you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34We should be celebrating.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Lee's come home in one piece.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Yes, they're going to leave us at some point but so what?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44We've got years ahead of us.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Listen. It's a good thing!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's a GOOD thing.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52We can focus on each other. We can go on holidays.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Take up a bit of salsa dancing or something.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You've got two left feet.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00You really don't want to be following another one around for the next 18 years, do you?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Nappies, teething and schools and puberty and...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You make it sound like they're a burden. I mean, is that how you feel?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Cos you've done a great job of covering it up.- They're not a burden, you know that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15If we have another one now, then we ain't going to be free
0:05:15 > 0:05:18until we're in our, like... in our 50s.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25We don't need a baby. We've got each other.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37He's gone back to sleep.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Waking up in a strange house, no wonder the boy was upset.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44And you should have seen yourself.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Leaping out of the chair the second you heard him cry.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Must be a terrible thing, not having a maternal bone in your body.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's different.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You're too hard on yourself, woman.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Patrick, I never pretended to be a good mum.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Dean should have been brought up by my mother.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Then he'd have something to moan about.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, I've never heard you talk about her.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10There's a reason for that.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13When was the last time you saw her?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14When I was 15.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19What would you do if you see her now?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20I don't know.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I don't think I'd be able to forgive her, though.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29And here I am, hanging around Dean, waiting for forgiveness.
0:06:29 > 0:06:35- Right hypocrite, aren't I? - Sounds like it's too late for her, but Dean...?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Maybe it's not too late to sort things out with him.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oi! You thieving old man!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Great minds think alike.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Just a little night cap. You two getting to know each other?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Bonding over booze. Seems to be the Carter way.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'll leave you to it, then.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Nah, come and join us. Though I've got to warn you, this one can't handle his drink.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Shut up, what you talking about?
0:07:15 > 0:07:20You wouldn't last five minutes out with my pals, mate, I tell ya.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Come on, Grandad, impart some pearls of wisdom upon the younger generation.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Nobody takes any notice of what I say.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30That's a shame. Out in Afghanistan, the elders are held in esteem.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Valued for their knowledge.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Maybe I could go out there.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34What and get blown up?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40You ever killed anyone? Shot them?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41He was in bomb disposal.
0:07:42 > 0:07:48Yeah, but if we were shot at, we shot back, covered each other and that.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I try not to think about it too much, though, to be honest.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I used to follow your division, on the news,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58find out what you were up to.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Not ashamed to say I said a prayer or two for you.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03What about me?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05You ever pray for me?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09You've been mentioned, time to time. Yeah!
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Means a lot to an old man, seeing his two grandsons sitting together.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Happy families, eh?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19You don't seem too keen.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Well, I never had a positive association with the word "family".
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Not like you, the perfect family.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26What makes you think we're perfect?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29What, seriously? Have you seen that photo in the kitchen
0:08:29 > 0:08:32with you lot rolling around on the floor with the family pet -
0:08:32 > 0:08:34might as well be a poster for family of the year.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Are you jealous or something?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Yeah. Yeah, I hold my hands up.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I probably am.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Must be great to have happy memories associated with your childhood.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57You know how lucky we are?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And you want to risk having one that's a nightmare.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I just think it could be wonderful.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm not going to get any peace until I agree, am I?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20No, you're not.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32You lot still at it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah, Grandad's just telling us about working at Billingsgate.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- His old man worked there and all. - Yeah. And his old man.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I did hope that Mick might follow suit, but he had other ideas.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45You missed out there, Lee, you could have been fifth-generation.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I want you to promise me something.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52You too, Nancy.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56When I finally kick the bucket...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Cheerful(!)
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I want to be cremated
0:10:01 > 0:10:04and my ashes to be scattered over Billingsgate.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, rancid! All over the fish!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah, I thought about that when I was out in the Army.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12You know, whether I wanted to be cremated or buried,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14just in case.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18When I was out there I wrote a letter for Mum and Dad to have,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20in case the worst happened.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ripped it up now, have you?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, we all thought we were prepared for death.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But you never can be, really, though, can you?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Then something like that happens to Lucy.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38PHONE RINGS
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You not going to answer that?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47No.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Well...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56..time I went up the wooden hill.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Night-night, Grandad.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- Night-night.- Night.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04He's all right for an old fart, ain't he?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08"Scatter me ashes over the Thames cos I'm pure East End."
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oi, I reckon Shirley's all right and all, you know.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14She'd definitely have your back in a fight.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, I'd swap her for your mum any day.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I knew he wouldn't answer.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- You could have left a message.- Why?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28If he doesn't want to talk tonight, there's always tomorrow.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Tomorrow, Patrick, he'll be exactly the same.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Oh.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Oh...- What?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Johnny should have been back by now.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47He was only walking Luca to the Tube. I'll text him.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51He's only been gone half hour!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Text him. Text him. Text him.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59You're not going to be able to switch off until you do, so just...
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Hello.- He seemed all right, old Luca.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Yeah, he was all right. - All right? You was all over him.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I had an Italian girl once. Didn't shave her pits. Wasn't a fan.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Drink there if you want one. Want a drink?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15No, I'm all right, thanks.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Hey. Hey, Lee. Do you remember Johnny's 15th?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Oh, yeah!- That was epic! - What happened?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Well, they decided to get me completely plastered,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25then we played this very stupid game
0:12:25 > 0:12:27involving a funnel and a plastic tube.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30And Nancy was making these cocktails.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Yeah, they were pretty lethal.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yeah, proper chucking his guts up all over the kitchen floor, mate.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And you shaved my eyebrows off!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Listen, eyebrows is nothing. I shaved a mate's hair off once.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42That's standard in the Army.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Well, when I say mate, I kind of mean girlfriend.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48No!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Shut up!- It's not my proudest moment, all right? You know, I was 17,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54and in my defence I was very drunk.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And she'd cheated on me.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's awful. I'm genuinely a bad person, aren't I?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01THEY LAUGH
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- It's hard!- That is messed up!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I just want to check it was him coming in.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I know, I know I said I wouldn't fuss so much.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's understandable. It's Johnny, innit?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20It was like the longest week of my life on that ward.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Bad enough him being in an incubator, but you...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28..having that infection.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Just...I couldn't go through that ever again.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Sitting there, watching the monitor...
0:13:44 > 0:13:46..just praying for the tiniest little thing in the world,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48just a little heartbeat.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53You could just say you don't want another one!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- What?- I know what you're doing! Agree with me to shut me up
0:13:56 > 0:13:58and then remind me of the worst thing that's ever happened to us!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- No, no, I'm not. Listen. Where are you going?- For a vodka.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's not as if I'm pregnant, is it? Or ever likely to be again!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Wait! Listen. Listen to me!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11LAUGHTER
0:14:11 > 0:14:13He's completely mental!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah. Never fall asleep when he's about!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Hello, you two. Get off all right, did he? Luca?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Yeah.- He really did seem a nice boy.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Did you get his address? You could write to him. Be pen pals.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Pen pals! Mum, you're priceless.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, as long as you had a nice time. Are you hungry?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33There's loads of leftover party food downstairs,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- I could heat you some up. - I'm not hungry, thanks.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37You're always hungry! Nice bit of cake...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I'm hungry...in case you're interested! No.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Hold on...- Get off!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Where's all your love bites? I thought you'd be covered!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50I haven't got any.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53What's wrong?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- I'm just not going to see him again, am I?- Yes, you are.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Nah. He said long-distance didn't work, I said I'd go with him...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I was ready to go with him.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06What, tonight?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10All right. What stopped you?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13The sheer look of panic when I looked into his eyes.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Somehow I don't think that I was the kind of souvenir
0:15:15 > 0:15:17he wanted to take back to Italy.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23I feel a bit stupid. I couldn't accept it for what it was.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I must have looked like some love-struck cling-on!
0:15:29 > 0:15:30He must be a really good kisser.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39(What?! You had sex with him, didn't you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43(Where? Not in your room! Not under Linda Carter's roof!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47(What was it like?
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- (Was it how you thought it was going to be?)- Yeah.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Why didn't you go with him, then? - Cos he's right.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It wouldn't work.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I think you're giving up too easily.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Thing is...as soon as I said it I got scared.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm not Lee, or Dean,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07or even you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I could have got in to a load of unis,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12but I chose the one where I could live at home.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I couldn't just go abroad, leave home, leave you lot.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It just ain't me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Aw, the boy!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Well, it's good for me. I'd only be doing all your shifts.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm so proud of you right now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34You know, this... business between you and Dean,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37maybe - just maybe - you got him all wrong.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You reckon?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Look at this. He's a young man with no ties at all.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45He could live anywhere in the world, but look where he is.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47He don't want me, Patrick.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50He chose to open up a business right on your doorstep.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53That don't sound to me like somebody
0:16:53 > 0:16:55who don't want to have anything at all to do with his mother.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57So what are you saying?
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Reach out to him before he ups and disappears from your life again.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Do you hear me?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07You are the only thing stopping you.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Go on, please.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Do the right thing.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22MUSIC: "Pretty Flamingo" by Manfred Mann
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# On our block
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# All of the guys
0:17:31 > 0:17:34# Call her Flamingo
0:17:34 > 0:17:38# Cos her hair glows like the sun
0:17:38 > 0:17:43# And her eyes can light the sky
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# When she walks
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# She moves so fine
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# Like a flamingo
0:17:51 > 0:17:55# Her crimson dress that clings so tight
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# She's out of reach
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# And out of sight
0:17:59 > 0:18:03# When she walks by
0:18:03 > 0:18:08# She brightens up the neighbourhood
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# Oh, every guy
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Would make her his
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# If they just could
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# If she just would... #
0:18:18 > 0:18:22This is their song, we shouldn't be here.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26What, this is? You've got to be kidding me.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm going upstairs anyway.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Yeah, I'll have a little smoke and then clear this lot up.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Here, Lee.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38You're all right.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oi!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Just hear me out... - Get your hands off me!
0:19:15 > 0:19:20I don't want to fight with you any more, Dean.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21I can't.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I know you'll never forgive me, no matter what I do,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28no matter how many times I tell you that I'm sorry.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Finally, she gets it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Having you back here,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39it made me think I had another chance with you.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42And then I realised something.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45That even if I did, I'd probably just blow it like last time
0:19:45 > 0:19:47and I wanted to tell you that...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I don't want to drive you away,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53so I'm going to back off, do the right thing.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59You don't want me to be your mum.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04OK, then.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I won't be your mum any more.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Me and you are finished.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16If that's what you want.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Good.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43# Someday I'll make her mine. #
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I hate the way I can't stay mad at you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I love you.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23It's going to be all right.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And if everybody disappeared tomorrow...
0:21:29 > 0:21:30we'd be fine.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34You say that, but you don't know.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Men get bored, have affairs.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Is that what this is about?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You think the minute the kids leave I'm going to have an affair?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47It happens.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49You could stop loving me, you could.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry - what planet is this on?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55That is just ridiculous.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I will never stop loving you, you dozy little mare.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Don't, Mick, don't make fun of this.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Lee going off to be shot at, I coped with that.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09It weren't easy, but I managed it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11And Johnny and Nancy,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15yeah, I'll be gutted when they leave, but...
0:22:15 > 0:22:16But you...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I couldn't survive without you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25So you thought that us having another kid
0:22:25 > 0:22:27is what's going to keep me here?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32More likely to make me run for the hills.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39You are stuck with me
0:22:39 > 0:22:43and you're always going to be my pretty flamingo.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49The first time you called me that neither of us had even seen one.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I was just remembering that it was playing
0:22:51 > 0:22:54when we got hitched and, erm...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57So...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01So maybe you'll stop worrying if...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05..if we finally made it official.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08So...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13So, marry me, Linda.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Dean, right - proper nice bloke.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Feel a bit sorry for him though.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I don't get a mum walking out on her kids.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Yeah, Luca's parents chucked him out when they found out he was gay.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I never thought I'd be able to bring a bloke back here.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Do you reckon you're going to tell them about what you two got up to?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35What's that?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh, yeah?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Good on you, mate!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Yeah. Actually Dad does know and... he's fine with it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50So he should be. But I don't think Mum will be, unfortunately.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Yeah, best keep Mum in the dark about that one, mate.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Are they still downstairs?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Think so. Why?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Just wondered.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08We've always said we'd do it properly one day.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Are you saying that what we've had for the past 25 years ain't proper?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14No, no. What I'm saying is,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I know you, and want your big white dress
0:24:16 > 0:24:18and you want your church bells.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22So suddenly you've got a spare 20 grand up your sleeve?
0:24:22 > 0:24:2320 grand?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26If I've got to tell the kids that we've never really been married
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'm having the wedding to end all weddings.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I don't need it, Mick.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35My feelings ain't changed since I was 12,
0:24:35 > 0:24:38wrapped in a sheet, pretending to be Lady Di.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Back of my dad's rotten old pub,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43the stink of stale beer and fag ends everywhere.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Meant just as much to me as St Paul's would have done.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51I feel exactly the same.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Then stop proposing!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Because every time you do it makes me doubt what we've got.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00What we've had since we were kids.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04So are you going to stop worrying
0:25:04 > 0:25:06about me running off with another woman?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Because if it upsets you every time I propose,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11how on earth do you think that makes me feel?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19You, have been my L
0:25:19 > 0:25:22since before me voice broke,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24and you will be my L
0:25:24 > 0:25:27when they nail us both into a coffin.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30And I say both...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33because I can't live without you.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38We had the best wedding ever.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Lemonade and Smarties reception.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42SHE LAUGHS
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Come upstairs, come upstairs.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45You go up.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48And I'll switch off down here.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Just so you know,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I'll find that 20 grand.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55And we will have the wedding
0:25:55 > 0:25:59that everyone will be talking about for years. And do you know why?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Cos you're a pink fluffy bird.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03SHE LAUGHS
0:26:23 > 0:26:26# Some sweet day I'll make you mine...
0:26:29 > 0:26:32# Pretty flamingo... #
0:26:32 > 0:26:35How long have you been there?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Are you and Mick really not married?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Look, the kids don't know. Or Stan, or Shirley.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Hey...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..my lips...
0:26:50 > 0:26:51..are sealed.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Please, Dean. You've got to forget what you heard.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I've forgotten already.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Thanks. And thanks for today,
0:27:02 > 0:27:04you know, the decks and stuff.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Why couldn't I have had a mum like you?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17DOOR CLOSES
0:27:20 > 0:27:23HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Ah, leave it out.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Ahoy! Don't you reckon this bed's a little bit too small
0:27:36 > 0:27:39for the three of us, sweetheart, eh?
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Eh?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Oi, liven yourself up.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You've had a long old day. Let's get you to bed.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Dad, I need to tell you something...
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Yeah, I know. Listen, I love you too, my little love. Come on.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54I've done something stupid.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Yeah, I reckon you've done about half a bar's worth of stupid.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Lucy...
0:28:01 > 0:28:03What?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Lucy Beale.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Lee, what you talking about?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09What... What? Lee!