0:00:24 > 0:00:27Oh, Stace! The babies...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- She needs help. - She's in a hospital. She'll be fine.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I'm not fine!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32We're leaving. I'll get you a nurse.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- No, I need Stacey.- Sorry.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Kat, just call Alfie, yeah? You'll be fine.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Excuse me. Excuse me, please - she needs a nurse!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Kat, ring me, yeah? Ring me when they get here.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45SHE GROANS IN PAIN
0:01:16 > 0:01:18He shouldn't have to do this.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- CORA:- Which is why he needs you here.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24It'll be over in a minute - he's innocent.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Mr Michael Carter, it is said that on the 6th August 2014
0:01:28 > 0:01:33you did solicit another for the purpose of obtaining that person's sexual services
0:01:33 > 0:01:39as a prostitute, contrary to Section 51A of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Mr Carter?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I plead guilty.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55SHE GASPS
0:01:57 > 0:01:58- Linda!- Leave me alone.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Wait. Let him explain.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I... I don't understand. I mean, why...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Why would he plead guilty? Why did he lie to me?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Well, er...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18No. He wouldn't.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Of course.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Of course he wouldn't.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25You can't tell anyone about this.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Of course not.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32We'll say hello to your dad and then, when we get home,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35we're going to play a new game. It's called "stick the label on the perfume bottle."
0:02:35 > 0:02:38ALFIE: OK, you lucky people. Everything must go - moving to new premises.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I've got T-shirts, shirts and some wonderful socks!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hey! And for you, Tamwar, I've got a lovely hoodie
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- for the obliging market inspector who's going to keep passing through. - You can't sell without a stall.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I know. It's just... PHONE RINGS
0:02:50 > 0:02:52According to regulation, I should confiscate your stock.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- What?- Why ain't he got a stall? - It wasn't my decision.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Whoa, whoa, calm down, calm down. Stop shouting!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I'm going to be there ASAP, don't worry.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Yeah, yeah, listen. Please, don't give birth till I get there, OK?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- I love you too. All right, bye. - Where is she?- In the hospital, about to give birth to the twins!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Given the circumstances, I can probably let you off.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hey, Tamwar, if one of them's a boy I'm going to name him after you!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Mwah! Tamwar Junior - I can see it now!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Right, Tommy, come on, let's go and see Mummy! We've got twins coming - let's go!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Here, look after this. And that.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Come on, Lily.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'll bet you any money you like it was the prozzie -
0:03:29 > 0:03:32told a pack of lies to get herself off the hook.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34How long do you think he'll be?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39He'll know. He was one of the lawyers, weren't he?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Maybe we could ask him.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Ah, Miss Cross. Just wanted to...
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Go home, Linda.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You said we should stay.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It could take for ever. All that paperwork and stuff...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, but he could be out any minute.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yeah. Go on, darling.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59You don't want to have it out with him here, in public.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Go on, sweetheart, go home.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- But he knows I'm here. - He needs you at the Vic -
0:04:06 > 0:04:08someone's got to cover for him.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Linda, if this gets out,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13it'll be all over the Square.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16You're right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Thanks, Cora.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- DENISE:- Hiya.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Emma brought some posters round, but he's just staring at 'em.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Ian?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47They look, er...
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Emma wants to know when we're going to watch that CCTV footage.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yeah, but that can wait, though, can't it?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, but I mean, she thinks we should see it before the appeal.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59So we know what to expect.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Dad?- What?- We can go down the station now, if you want...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh, Peter, will you just leave it? Not now, all right?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Rainie?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Lorraine!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Here she is.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44We'll let you know as soon as a delivery suite becomes available.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# Here we go, here we go...! # Thank you, darling.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I'll be back in five minutes.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- And the children won't be able to stay.- Where have you been?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- What?- I'm sorry, Alfie. - No, no, don't be sorry. What you talking about? I'm here now.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- I'm not going to let you go through this by yourself, am I? - Have you seen Jean?- No.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02She doesn't want to come home - she wants to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Ollie is all over the place.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- You're about to give birth to two little Moons. Jean can wait.- Alfie!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You should be focusing on what's happening down below.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Look, there's something else. - Is it important?- I promised Stacey.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's Lily. She's got no-one else. They'll put her in care.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- I said we'd have her. - OK, that's fine.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- What do you mean? - We'll take her with us - it's fine. - I promised Stacey!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Calm down. I said it's fine, didn't I? Just breathe!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Everything all right?- Yeah, all right, all right. Listen, Kat, I'm sorry.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Listen, Mo, can you stay with Kat, OK? I'm going to pop in on Jean.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I've got to try and find someone to take the kids.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- KAT GROANS You all right?- Can't you call Bianca?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- I'll look after her.- OK. Listen, you can't have the babies yet.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Keep your legs closed, put tights on or something.- What?! - I'll be straight back.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Kids, we got to go. Come on, let's go. Listen, keep an eye on her, OK?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'll be straight back, I promise. Let's go. This way, guys.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You been bulk-buying your underwear again?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52No, it's Alfie's. Kat's giving birth.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Right.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, technically, it's called queening, actually.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What? Sorry, you've lost me.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01When a cat gives birth, it's called queening.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03It's like whelping, but for dogs. For cats.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Have you shared all this with Alfie? Queening?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09No. I didn't think it was appropriate.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He said he was going to call one of them Tamwar.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- One of the kittens? - No, one of the babies.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, right. Yeah...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18See you later.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hi. All right, Jean?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Alfie. Where's Kat?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Well, yeah, that's the thing, you see...- No, not really.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Is she OK?- Yeah, yeah, no... She's... She's having the babies!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Oh, my goodness!- Congratulations!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well almost, not quite. It's all kicking off in the maternity ward!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- You should be there. - Yeah, I am. I will. I just thought you should know - that's all.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Yeah, course.- I've got to find someone to look after these two.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Don't worry about Lily. She's going to stay with us for a while, OK? You concentrate on getting better, OK?
0:07:48 > 0:07:53I'll be thinking of you. See you, Ollie. Take care, bye. Come on, kids, let's go. Follow me.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Last time, you sent your social worker...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13or counsellor or whatever...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15because you couldn't face me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19What do you want?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22She let me know that you didn't want to see me.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24You were getting yourself together.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- You was clean.- I am.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I AM!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37What was you doing in court? Was it drugs?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- What do you care? - You're my daughter.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I saw you with that lawyer.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It was some punter, all right?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52This loser who gets picked up by the cops...
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- SHE CHUCKLES - Your face!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55NO!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- That lawyer...- He sent me home.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02What was the case?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06He admitted it. Pleaded guilty - they didn't need me.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07What was his name?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I don't know. I don't ask 'em their names, do I?!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Look, Terry, I'm trying, mate, but she ain't picking up.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yeah, yeah, course I'll let you know.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23All right, see you, mate, bye.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27What we going to do with you two, then, eh?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Can I have a bag of crisps?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, Lily, I don't think I've got any money on me, sweetheart.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, look what I've found here. It's a pound!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Do you want to go and get some sweets and some crisps, yeah?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Go on, then. Go and share it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43And bring me back my change, all right? Be good.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01HE SIGHS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08SHE SIGHS
0:10:09 > 0:10:10I've got to go.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Had my half hour, have I?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Easy money.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Cash in hand.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28I...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I need help, Mum.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That's all I've got till Monday.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I don't know the going rate.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Can you get a fix for 35 quid?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Will that stop you from selling yourself for one night?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01I need a drink.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20SHE GROANS
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Another contraction? - I can't do this.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You need to keep a positive attitude.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I'm too old!- My sister was 43 when she had her twins.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I'm 44!- We'll get you to a delivery suite as soon as we can.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32She could pop any minute!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- She's three centimetres - we're quite safe.- Ooh, it hurts!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's the latent phase -
0:11:37 > 0:11:40nothing's actually going on, but it hurts like crazy.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42All right? Ooh, OK.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- They're still in there, then, are they?- Where's Tommy and Lily?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I left them with Barbara - tea lady. She's keeping an eye on them.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- What about Bianca?- I couldn't get anybody. I tried. I'm sorry.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- You're just going to leave them with a stranger all day? - No! Maybe Mo can look after them.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Maybe you can get your finger out! - Maybe everyone can calm down.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00She has got a point.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I've just had a bit of trouble with the stall...you know?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I just wanted to be here with you, didn't I?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What about the stall?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- It's nothing serious. - Well, just tell me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Get it over with - she's due another contraction any second.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Right, listen. Don't panic. Keep breathing, all right?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- It's just that I've lost my pitch cos Aleks has shut me down.- What?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- You've got some timing, Alfie! - Shut up!- I told you!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24You can't just... You can't just pull a sickie whenever you want to -
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- not on the market. - It wasn't like that!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Well, maybe it was like that, but he wants any excuse to get rid of me, all right?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I'll leave you to it, then. I'm going to find those kids.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34So, back to these babies...
0:12:34 > 0:12:35How are we going to manage?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38I don't know. SHE GROANS
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Ian, it's me.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56No. No, not on the phone.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59I'll come and find you.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05SHE GROANS Here, Kat, you know what?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09You keep doing the breathing thing. I reckon, you know, four kids'll be a doddle.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I mean, how many has Bianca got, eh?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- You're insane. - No. No, it's a challenge.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- We've been in worse situations. We always come out fighting. - We're living at my nan's.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20There's no room for Tommy, we're going home with three more kids. You've got no job, no money.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22We'll sort something out.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Dad! Not helping.- Excuse me, it's a private conversation.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- You want me to leave, then?- No!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- All right, it's all right! - Right, then.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Just breathe through this one, Mum. Take the gas and air if you need it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34That's it, that's it, that's it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Keep breathing, Mum. There you go. There's a good girl.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Come on, we're going to get through this, OK, Kat?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, you get through this bit on your own and we'll do the rest together.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45SHE WAILS
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Whatever it takes, all right?
0:13:47 > 0:13:48I'm here, Kat, I'm here.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I'm here, it's OK.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Do you know how long she's going to be?- No!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I don't get why you even need to see her.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58None of your beeswax!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Just tell her I was here.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Why don't you just ring her or text her or something?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm not your little messenger kid.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- There you go.- Did I ever tell you...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Not now, Dean. Everything all right, darling?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Yeah, so have you sorted all that business?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Yeah, all sorted.- And Dad's still at the bank or whatever, is he?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17He won't be long.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Anyway...everything seems under control here.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24So, well done. I'll, er...
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I'll be back down in a sec. Give you a hand.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Ooh, it's happening! - Still a long way to go.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- No, I need to push.- Not yet.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- You can't push yet, Kat. - What do you know about it?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42I need to push!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44All right, can I examine you?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- I'm really proud of you. You're doing....- Ooh!- You're doing great! - I need to push!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51OK, so you're eight centimetres. We need to get you moved.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53OK, we're going to get you moved. SHE YELLS
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Hold on, hold on, Kat, you've got to hold on.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Just keep breathing. That's all right.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05SHE SOBS
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Do you want to talk about it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- SHE SIGHS - Dean.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15What's wrong?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Nothing!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's been a busy week - that's all.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Did you speak to Stan?- Yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Where's Mick?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Hey.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Er...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38like I say, it's, er...
0:15:39 > 0:15:40It's been a busy week.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48It's OK, Kat, you just got to keep breathing.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50It might be a bit too late for that.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54The presenting part is visible. We'll have to do it here.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57If you can open the delivery packs and get the paediatrician.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You're full of surprises. This one's ready to come out!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I told you, didn't I, Kat, eh? - No, no, no, I can't.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Yes, you can! - You can do this, sweetheart!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06This time, when you feel the urge to push,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I want you to really go for it, OK? - You got to push, all right, girl?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- SHE YELLS - That's it. Really good. Don't forget to breathe.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Don't forget to breathe, Kat! - You're nearly there.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Baby's just waiting for you. Next contraction, you push.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- All right, sweetheart. - We don't even know what to call 'em!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Deep breaths, deep breaths.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Do as the lady tells you. Do as the lady tells you.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29That's it, come in, mate - it's going to be here any moment now! That's it. Come on, girl.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Short breaths. Pant, pant, pant, tiny push.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- SHE YELLS - Push, and pant again.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Pant-pant-pant. Tiny push. One more push...- I can see the head! I can see the head, Kat!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39SHE YELLS
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Oh, look at that!- You've done it! He's here.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45We got a little boy. It's a little boy, Kat!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh, I love you, Alfie.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I love you too, Kat. I love you too!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We've got a little boy. He's a lovely little boy!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52HE CHUCKLES
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Sorry, w-w-what's that look all about? What's going on?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58He's not crying. There's something wrong with him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00What's going on? I saw the way... What?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- He's not crying - something's wrong. - He's all right. He needs oxygen.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Where you going?! Go after him!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You stay with him. Don't let him out of your sight. He's our little boy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- OK, OK!- You don't let him out of your sight - do you understand? - SHE YELLS
0:17:12 > 0:17:13So, er...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16..have they dropped the charges?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- It's sorted.- Oh, Mick, thank you. Thank you so much.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Yeah.- Thank you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yeah, well, never again, all right?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Absolutely.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Peter and Denise are in the Vic. They keep calling me.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I bet you're dying for a drink, ain't you?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38If that's OK with you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41You're always welcome in my gaff.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I don't even want a drink, Lauren. What are we doing here?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I don't know. I just thought it'd be nice.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00But it was a stupid idea. Let's go.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well, we're here now, so...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Dad's on his way.- I'm really not sure he's up for this, you know.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07He's probably got a lot on his mind.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Well, obviously.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Sorry, I just...- Oh, no, no.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14No, it's all right. It gets to all of us.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15I'm sorry.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Actually, Mick's been brilliant. He's been a really good friend.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23And we know that Ian hasn't got many of those, so we appreciate it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24That's my Mick.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Ooh...so that's why we're here, then!- Sh!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34You all right, girls? Can I buy you a drink?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40MACHINE BLEEPS
0:18:51 > 0:18:55SHE SOBS AND GROANS
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Ready?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04SHE GROANS
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Can I go now, please?- No, not yet.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Do you want another drink, girls?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Please.- Mm-hm.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Er, excuse me! That was the longest bank appointment ever.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah, well...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Ooh, I hate bankers - bunch of criminals!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32You're looking dapper, Mick.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35It always pays to make a good impression.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37You having money problems, Mick?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's never too early to take out a personal pension.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Yeah. No, I spotted a few grey hairs in the old canister this morning.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Made me think about our long-term options.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05He's fine.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08So's his brother.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10THEY GIGGLE
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Wow! Come and say hello to your brother.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- There you go.- Oh, look!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20There you go.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Hello!- Wow!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26BABIES CRY
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You done it, Kat. You done it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34KAT CHUCKLES
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm sorry.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Guilty?! Have you completely lost your mind?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59It was my brief.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01She said it was the only way of closing it down.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I plead guilty, we pay the fine,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06there's no fuss, there's no bother, nobody needs to know.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- But you didn't do it!- Pay a £500 fine and it just goes away.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- No! It's not right. - What choice did I have?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You could've told 'em it was Ian Beale with that tart, not you!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Why did you have to say you did it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's just words. It's just...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27It's just words.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Well, we're not paying that 500 quid.- Ian doesn't know about it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32We're not paying his fine. I'm serious, Mick. We ain't got it!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well, we'll find it, you know...
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Don't you...
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Don't you think he's got enough on his mind at the moment?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46It's not fair.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49What if it gets out?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It won't. How can it?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I don't want the kids finding out.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I pled guilty so that it would go away.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03You have to let it go. It's done, it's dusted. We just...
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Oh, God!- We just pretend it never happened. We just...
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Please, L, please let it go.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Let it go.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Now, you know I didn't touch her.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You know that.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46KAT AND ALFIE CHUCKLE
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Hey, look who it is!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Let's have a look.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Oh!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Two boys? Ooh, you ain't half asking for trouble!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Three boys!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, exactly! I'll tell you what, let's go and do an Alfie selfie.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Let's see if we can all get in on this one, OK?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I think my arms might be a bit too...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Imogen, sweetheart, you couldn't do the honours, could you? Thank you so much.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Come on, you're part of this family, young lady - you've got to be in this picture as well!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Come and meet your family - there you go! Right, budge over...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Mind the babies, you big pillock! - "Mind the babies." I'll be minding these babies for ever, I will!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22So what you going to call 'em, then?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24They haven't come up with a name yet, have they?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- Nope, not yet.- They will, though.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Well, you can't keep calling 'em Bert and Ernie.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31OK, right, we're all in for a smile. Right, you pair.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Come on, smile at the camera. Smile for Auntie Imogen!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36That's it, big smile. One, two, three - cheese!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38So, do you fancy that drink?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Not over there.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Looks to me as if you've had a few.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- What if I have? - Nothing wrong with that.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Come and have another one.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Make a night of it. Stay for breakfast.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I fancy seeing that look on Linda's face again.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56She's a good woman.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59If you say so.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00She don't deserve it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03What you on about?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- What is it?- Nothing.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Personal. Family.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Yeah, I've got one of those - they do your head in.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Mind you, when they're not around...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17that's worse.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Come and have a drink.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Any news on them kittens?- No.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43- PETER:- Dad!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Come on, sit down. I've got you a drink.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52You all right?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yeah. Yeah, today was a good day, actually.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Good.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00You ARE allowed to have a good day.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I'm sorry about earlier. I...
0:25:02 > 0:25:03It was just...
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Look, I...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I know I can be a pain sometimes.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10And I don't mean to be horrible,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13especially to you. Well, to both of you.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You're both so important to me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17I love you to bits.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Aw, come here!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Just leave it.- But if... - L, it's over. Please. Please.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39So, what's the deal with your nan?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Is she a nice girl? Is she good enough for my grandad?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Er, is he good enough for her? That's the question.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Right. These are on the house.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Thanks, son. Don't mind if I do.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56PHONE BLEEPS
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Two boys.- Ah, amazing!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Which one's Tamwar, then? - PHONES BLEEP
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Aw, that's fantastic!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Oh!- Twins.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Oh, ain't they lovely?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15They're beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Right.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Everybody, this calls for a toast.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21To Kat and Alfie and Tommy,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24whose family just got bigger and better by two lovely little boys!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27And I think, you know what, it's all about family, ain't it, eh?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30So, stand up, get on your trotters.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Let's raise our glasses, please...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35You hypocrite!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Family?!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40No, it's all right, Cora. It's all sorted.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Here...- Get your hand off me!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Nan?!
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Treating women like dirt...
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Cora, why don't we have a little sit down, and we'll have a chat and a drink, OK?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54You're so full of yourself.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57You REALLY are a family man, ain't you?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- What are you talking about?- Don't!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I'm talking about him...
0:27:02 > 0:27:03and his whoring.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06That's what I'm talking about!
0:27:07 > 0:27:11You want to know where he was today? Ask him.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Down at the court...
0:27:15 > 0:27:17for kerb crawling.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20And he didn't even deny it!