0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Oi, Oi!- Lee!- Look at you! You make me want to take you straight to the bedroom and give today a miss.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- It's a bit much, isn't it? - No, it's Carnival, you nutter. You're meant to look like that.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- There you go. Know you like your little bit of bling.- I do. - Right, let's have it!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Urrrrgh!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56SHE LAUGHS
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Right Ian, did you remember to put Jim's chair in Patrick's room?
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- Yes.- Great.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, no! No, I didn't clear out that drawer.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14It's fine. Peter's done it.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Just calm down. Everything's going to be OK.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20There you go, winkle. Cop for that.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Thanks a lot.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Right, I'll see you later, then. - We're coming with you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Yeah, we're going to follow your mob around on one of them lorries.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Your mum's going to have her sequinned bikini on.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm going to have all my big guns hanging out. Ain't that right?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Your hair looks lovely. Can we go now, please? - Shut up. I couldn't find my Oyster.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Course you couldn't, sweetheart.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- You still coming? - No. We still ain't found a donor. - You'd best get a move on.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- You're meant to be knocking her up tomorrow, ain't ya? - We're trying, ain't we?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48It's just about finding the right dad.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51They're cruising for man juice. Sure you want to go carnival?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53How do you keep your material so fresh, Lee?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- What about Nancy? - She's going to meet us down there.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Oi, behave yourselves.- No chance!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I can't stop thinking about you in that bikini now.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09What do you reckon we have a little bit of carnival role-play later,
0:02:09 > 0:02:10while the kids are away?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14What? Oh. Yeah. Sure.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I usually only have to say fluorescent feathered headdress and she's all over it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Don't worry about it. She's probably just mad you two are stuck in here all day
0:02:26 > 0:02:30instead of having it down Notting Hill.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35Do you know what? Do us a favour, T, can you hold the fort?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I think I know how to get my baby bubbling again!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- All right, Alfie. - All right, Mick.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- What you doing with all that? - What?- Eating for the whole family?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Shut up! What are you talking about? This my the breakfast of champions. Protein and carbs. Lovely.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01If you fancy this afternoon, why don't you pop over, come and see the twins, yeah?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- I'd love to, but... - Terry's working with me today.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Yeah, well, she's got a load of extra stock
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- so I said I'd help her shift it. - Don't worry about it.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You'll probably do a better job than me. Catch you later. All right.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Here, girls, come and get your carnival gear here.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oi, what do you think you're playing at?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What's the matter? Scared of a bit of competition?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22No, it's his ugly mug I'm worried about. Scaring the customers off.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're doing a good enough job of that yourself, love.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- What's that supposed to mean?- When he blew that horn now, I thought it was you trying to sell me something.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh, there you go again, Bianca! Leggings? I've got plenty, thanks.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, your leggings are thermal underwear, Tell.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37And believe me, they're not a good look.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51You lot! Oi listen, listen. I really need to ask a favour. I ain't going to lie, it's a big one.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I really need your help. And I need you back at the Vic.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I need you back at the Vic, right now.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- You're joking!- Dad, this is my only day off in two weeks.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01And it's the last chance I get to go out before I start my course.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Listen, I'll make it up to you, all right, I swear.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05I'm planning this surprise for your mum.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08She ain't been feeling too perky lately.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09And I need your help.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13OK? I know you both don't like seeing her like this, either.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17All right. It's your mum, I get it. It's fine.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Whitney, thank you. Thank you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27No, no, not down there, pile them up together.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Sorry.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Your boy's got a lot of stuff, Mrs B.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Yes, and your record collection's growing at a rate of knots.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Arthur, I'm worried about this, with you here and Charlie moving in,
0:04:40 > 0:04:44cos I'm only allowed one lodger. You know what the Council said.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Yeah, but...- Cheers, Arthur.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, let's get you settled in.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54All right - careful with that box of fragile stuff, eh?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Right, come on, then, Patrick. Shall I help you with this leg? Yeah?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23OK. Come on, then. That's it, I've got it.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26There you go. It's down now. You bring the other one out.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I've got your arm. Get out this side, yeah? You OK?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32One, two, three, lift!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I've got you. It's all right, don't worry.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Welcome back!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Peter's been looking after your allotment for you.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Yeah, I can't believe how much it's grown!- Thank you.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Peter, could you get the wheelchair out the boot for me, please? - Uh-huh.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- OK. All right, let's go then. - That's it. You got that?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58One at a time. Slowly.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59There we are.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08What do you think I'm doing? I'm just trying it on. I don't want your cheap stuff anyway.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oi, oi, oi! I thought told you to stay in the flat.
0:06:10 > 0:06:16I've lost the flat, ain't I? Landlord spotted me with a client.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Just lend me a tenner, please. For a hostel.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- I don't know why I bother. - Please, Phil.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I'm begging you - I just, I just need one more hit. You know what it's like.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah. And I know that ain't the kind of help you need.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Just go away. Go away now. I mean it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34- All right?- Yeah. You?- Yeah.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I thought we could pop home, have a bit of lunch.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Sounds good.- Lovely.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45And while we're there, you can tell me all about that drug addict.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I've still got you, I've still got you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Just here in case, OK.
0:06:56 > 0:07:02OK. Let's...we'll just get you into the chair for the minute. OK? Yes, I've got you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Right, you hold on. - I've got him, I've got him.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Slowly. Slowly, Patrick. - Yeah, that's it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12No rush. No rush, that's it. That's it. Good man. Good man.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- You're doing brilliant. - In your own time.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Get your leg round, get your leg round, I've got you. I've got you.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19That's it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21HE GROANS
0:07:21 > 0:07:23We did it!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25THEY PANT
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Whose... room...?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41It was Lucy's. But it's yours now, Patrick.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And this is Jim's old chair you're in here!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Oh, no, Patrick, that's not what I mean.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You - you're going to be all right in no time.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Ooh, there's a good one - six foot one. Olive skin.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Professional stuntman! - Seriously?! This site's hilarious.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah, I told you you'd like it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Yeah. I'm going to get a new cousin, ain't I?- It is pretty cute.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Do you reckon he'll be a looker like me?- Full of yourself, ain't you?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15What can I say? I'm blessed.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oi, you lot, this is actually pretty important.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Sorry.- Oh, what about this guy?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Says he can't decide what he loves more,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25travelling the world or Sunday roast with my mum!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27What? He sounds sweet.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Seriously! Plus he works in finance.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Tina, we don't have time for this! This is happening tomorrow.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35We've got to choose someone!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- It'll get easier. - Will it? That stair rail ain't going to be enough, you know.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- We're going to need a ramp to the door, a rail for the bed...- Yeah, but that's all easily sorted.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51I don't know.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I thought he'd be happier to be back at home.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57He hated all the nurses fussing over him.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58But he just...
0:09:00 > 0:09:04He seems so depressed. And I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08You are doing everything right. OK? It takes time.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Do you think he's going to be happier downstairs?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Nearer the action and that?- Ask him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Tell you what, how about we do something for him this afternoon?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Invite all his friends round. Show him how much they've missed him.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I don't know about that. He doesn't really seem in the mood.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Exactly. It'll cheer him up. Come on, what do you reckon?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- I suppose it's worth a try, ain't it?- All right.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32You start phoning round, I'll get some food from the restaurant.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I was doing the girl a favour. That's all you need to know.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Really?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Cos it looked to me like you were asking her for something.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Question is, what? - You're imagining things.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Drug addict, probably selling herself. There's a lot on offer.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- I'm not the one with the problem. - It doesn't look like that from where I'm standing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Maybe you're looking in the wrong place.- You are not making sense!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, OK, you want to know? I'll tell you. All right.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You're right. Rainie is selling herself.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01And your mate Ian bought it.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I ain't stopping.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Now make sure you don't lose this set of keys, cos Mr Papadopoulos,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14he will be none too pleased if he has to have another pair cut.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Oh, I suppose you've heard that Patrick's out of hospital.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Yeah. I'm happy for him.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, I've just come off the phone from Denise
0:10:22 > 0:10:25and she's having a little gathering to welcome him home.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And I'm running round trying to gather up as many
0:10:27 > 0:10:29people as possible.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Now you'll be coming, shall I say?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34It's a bit short notice, Dot. I've made other plans.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Yes, well, I'm sure you'll do your best to rearrange them.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I mean, I do hope if you ever find yourself in Patrick's shoes,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45people would make the effort to come and see you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52We need a new barrel.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55THEY LAUGH
0:10:59 > 0:11:01All right, Johnny? I want you on feathers.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I want pink ones, I want blue ones, I want bright green ones,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I want anything feathery.
0:11:06 > 0:11:12All right. We're going to turn this gaff into a massive tropical peacock.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Tropical peacock. Got it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Lee, Whit, I want you on costumes and face paint.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I can get face paint from Lily - we paint each other's faces all the time.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Sweet as. I want beads, I want boas, I want body paint,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I want any sort of hat or headwear you can get hold of.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30And when I say bright I mean, like, serious headaches, yeah?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It's the cockney carnival, boys and girls.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And your mother is going to love it! Right, there's 60 jib there.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Use it wisely. Double double bright.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52There you go.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Let me.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11That's it. Look at you, eh?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Eh? Still got it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Ready to go?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Come in.- Where are you? Oh.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I've come early, cos I want to have a few words with Patrick before the rest turn up.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I've brought you an extra pair of hands.- Where do you need me?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Here, washing fruit, please.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Dot, I just want to say a big thank you for Jim's riser chair.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I mean, it's going to make such a difference to Patrick.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Yes, well, he can't use it. Not no more.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48Look, you know this is a bit of an undertaking, don't you?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I hope that you and Denise are doing the right thing.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56Yeah. Oh, excuse. Patrick! Look who's here to see you. It's Dot.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Look at you. You're doing much better than I expected.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Do you like your riser chair? - Thank you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Yeah, it's ever so good. Sit yourself down, touch a button
0:13:07 > 0:13:10and the next minute you're on your feet like a jack in the box.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13And you don't have to ask no-one to help you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Now, I've got ever so much to tell you about the goings on in the Square.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I just can't believe he'd do something like that.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Why would I make it up?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26He lied to me. He looked me in the eye and he lied to me.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I mean what am I? Some sort of mug?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30He weren't proud of himself, was he?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33He told you though, didn't he?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- And you just had to get involved. - What?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38That tart is not our problem, Phil!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41No. She's Ian's. And Ian is your mate.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Why do you think I'm doing this, eh?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47So do you really think she'll talk?
0:13:47 > 0:13:52No, she's desperate. That's what the gear does to you.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Well, Ian's got a lot to thank you for.
0:13:55 > 0:14:02But I mean it, Phil. That Rainie - she's someone else's problem.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Yes, Peter! You good, bro? What's going on, what's going on? Charlie! What's going on brother?
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- You come to give us a hand? - Of course, bro, but first, where is the big man?- In there.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Mr Trueman! Welcome back, bruvver! You are looking swaggerlicious, man!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22You putting me to shame.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Something is smelling good in there - I'm going to go give them
0:14:25 > 0:14:27a hand and let you catch up with Alfie here.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Hey, hey, hey! Look who's back in the house!
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Paddy, how are you, mate? Nurses had enough of you terrorising them, have they?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Seriously, mate, it's good to have you back.- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- There you go, Alfie, get that down your neck.- Lovely. To you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41It's not too much for you, is it?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44No.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- KNOCK ON DOOR - Someone's popular.- I'll get it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Sorry we're late.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Oh, I completely forgot!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Dad? - Um, we'd arranged for an update.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm sorry, my mind's been all over the place.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Can we come in?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07We're just having a bit of a family do at the moment.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's entirely my fault. Can you come back tomorrow?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Yes, of course. - Perhaps you could come to us.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Has there been some news, or something?- It'll keep.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20See you.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Is it me, or does Emma know something?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Do you think someone's come forward after the appeal?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Let's just wait and see what they say tomorrow, yeah?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Come on, let's get the food sorted.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, I think Patrick's looking quite perky.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Only a matter of time till he's in the Queen Vic, dancing the night away.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I don't know, he just still seems a bit shaky on his feet, that's all.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44But he's not half as bad as my Jim was.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- Mind you, he'll still need support. - Yeah, you're right, Dot. I'll get Kat to bring the twins round.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Oh, lovely. - By then we might have changed their names from Bert and Ernie, you know.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Either put a smile on his face or drive him round the bend, one way or another.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Here we go folks, food's ready!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Right now Patrick and Dot, you two have table service.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03The rest of you - go fight it out in the kitchen.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Dot, sit yourself here, love. Go help yourselves, guys.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Lovely, thank you, Ian.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16You know In a funny sort of way, we're lucky, Patrick.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22You, cos your stroke ain't so bad and you've got Ian
0:16:22 > 0:16:24and Denise running round after you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26And me, because, you know, I always thought that
0:16:26 > 0:16:29when I was older that I'd get edged out.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34But I've still got friends, and then I've got my grandson, Charlie.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39So we don't have to be lonely, do we?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41No.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Thank you.- What for?
0:16:45 > 0:16:50This. It's exactly what he needed. Well, for everything really.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Do you know what, we'll have plenty of times like this.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55We've got a wedding to sort out, haven't we?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Besides, I'm getting a taste for this stuff.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Dad. Where's Mum?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I used me nut, she's in the kitchen.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11All right, I've got her on food.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Now, that's what I'm talking about, son.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I know it's not exactly carnival, but this is Mum we're talking about.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29It's quality. She's going to love it. Johnny boy, how you getting on?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Wow! It's like a big massive feather duster.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Only flat. But better. - Er... thanks.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Tina!- Sorry, sorry.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I thought we was nearly there? You wanted somebody adventurous.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45We wanted someone who put their family first.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Yeah, but he's got to be smart. But not geeky with it.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Is this my cousin we're talking about? If it is, he's got to love a night out.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- And try and slip that millionaire gene in there somewhere, yes! - Shouldn't be hard.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57- Mick?- Get down, get down!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Er, the filter's making that funny noise again. Can you come and have a look?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Course I will, darling.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Ahem! Better luck next time!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19It ain't a competition.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20That's what losers say.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Obviously they saw the right outfit on the right model.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- That's a joke.- Did anyone ask you?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Well, I dunno, you're so loud, it's really hard to tell.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- She's got a point. Have you looked in a mirror lately?- Bend over,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33and I'll have a little look at my reflection in your head.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Boom! Bald jokes. Sophisticated.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Ooh, la-di-da! - You're so mature, ain't you?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40You are well up yourself, do you know that?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And you are so killing me with your witty banter, Bianca.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You know what, Tel, I can't be bothered with this.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- You're walking away? - Yes, and what?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- I ain't finished talking to you! - Oh, go home, Terry!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Nightmare!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Bianca! Oi!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Seriously - good work, Dad.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Do you think so?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Have you not seen the look on Patrick's face?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16He does look like he's enjoying himself.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17How about you?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18I'm good.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Yeah. Surprisingly good.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Everyone, just listen up a sec.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29I just want to, just say on behalf of all of us - welcome back, Patrick.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30We have missed you.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Yay! Hey, yay!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Um, look, while you've all got a glass in your hand,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40there's someone else we still miss.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Badly. And always will.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43But, as you can see,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47we're starting to get back to remembering how to enjoy ourselves.
0:19:47 > 0:19:54So, Lucy "party the night away" Beale, I'm sure you'd approve of that. So...
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Patrick, Denise, me, Peter, Bobby - a new family,
0:19:58 > 0:20:02but with my little girl, Lucy, still at the very heart of it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05To Lucy!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07To Lucy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08To Lucy.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Bianca!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I ain't finished with you.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Where are the kids?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23At Ricky's.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Oh, so now you're playing hard to get, are you, eh?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Nothing to be scared of. Just a couple more steps.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Right, now, what I want you to do is turn to your right.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37That's it, right, ready?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41CHEERING
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Wow. It's so... bright!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52It's the Carters' Cockney Carnival, ain't it?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Listen, forget about that Notting Hill, it's all about Walford.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56What do you think?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Yeah, I love it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Get down there, you great lump. Whit'll be home any minute. - Take it I ain't staying, then.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You joking?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Look, we've been doing this for two months.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- I'm not saying I want to get married, but it'd be nice to have a Chinese.- I like it the way it is.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Friends with benefits and all that.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Friends? Booty call, more like. But then again with a booty like this, I ain't surprised.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25See, it's fun. Why spoil it?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Anyway, did you see her face - that Donna?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Dopy cow! She ain't got a clue, has she?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Yeah. It was funny, actually. - Right, listen, I'm going to go over and then you follow, yeah?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Don't want people to see us together now, do we?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Course not.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41See you, Dot.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Uh, listen up, guys, listen up, listen up -
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I think we're going to call this party to an end.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Oi, don't go shooting the messenger. - It's your house, you muppet!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I know it is, but I have been reliably informed that there
0:22:03 > 0:22:06is another party taking place in the Queen Vic right now.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08So I think we should carry it on over there.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12For those of you who don't want to carry it on, take a doggy bag and as much food as you can carry,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14otherwise it's going on the specials board in the caff.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16See you in the Queen Vic in five minutes.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- No, we're going to call it a day. - Yeah, it's just Patrick. - What're you talking about? Shtoom!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Paddy's coming with us.- Yeah!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- No, I'm not so sure. - Come on, we can't leave him, can we?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- I don't know. - Just for the one! Come on. - Yes! Be fine.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33We'll have him over there, drive the old ladies crazy, back in 20 minutes before you know it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37All right, all right. Paddy, down to you, mate - what do you say?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yeah, man.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46Yeah, man! That's how it goes! Right, come on, Paddy, got to get you in the chair now, mate.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Ready? You going to get the beers in?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Right, you. Last chance.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Are you absolutely, definitely,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08positively sure that that is the father of our child?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I don't know.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Don't say that! I thought you did know.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18Oh, I do know! I mean I don't know him. At all.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Well, we know he's rich. And he's an amazing cellist.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I mean, seriously, we both like him. What's the problem?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27No, we both like a ten-line description of him.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30We've got no idea who he really is. And we never will.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I dunno, eh? Some people ain't got a drop of style about them,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38have they, eh? Ha-ha!
0:23:41 > 0:23:42L?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Having a little joke with you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48What are you like?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Dad. Stop trying so hard. It ain't working.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05L. I can't bear seeing you like this.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07You seem so sad.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Usually, I'd know what to do but I just...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I just feel like I'm losing you.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, it's not you, Mick. I'm just not myself.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I know it ain't right, especially when you've gone to all this effort.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- No, no...- No, look, Mick. Really, don't worry about me. It's nothing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27These things never last, do they?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Thank you, thank you! Thank you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I promise, I'll pay you back, I promise. Thank you!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50That's not why I called.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54- Stop it!- Shut up. Shut up!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What you doing? Get off!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Watch out ladies, Paddy's back! That's it, down we go.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Second gear, second gear. Into third gear, into third gear.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07OK, up here? All right, pull it back there like that.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You ready?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14You going to do this all night? Why don't you just come and have a drink with me?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Are you joking? I'd rather drink alone, thanks!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Right. Suit yourself.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Patrick! Paddy's in the house!
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Here we go!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Paddy's back in the house!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31The man is here. He's back.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Right, Paddy, let's get you sorted down here, mate. Lovely.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Dot, I can't...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's about time you looked after her.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Now all we've got to do is put your credit card details in,
0:25:47 > 0:25:49fire up your ovens and wait nine months.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's not that simple, though, is it?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Well, no. It's the morning sickness and backache...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I meant AFTER the pregnancy.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I agree to this and I'm agreeing to raise a child without a dad.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06All they're going to have is a few paragraphs of information.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09And when they ask me, "Why haven't I got a daddy like all my friends?"
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I'm going to have to say it's cos of me.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Listen, you - it will be OK!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Really? How can you be so sure?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- What can I get you?- Um...
0:26:27 > 0:26:29bottle of lager for me, please, red wine for Dee
0:26:29 > 0:26:31and a fruit juice for Patrick.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39You having a good night, are you?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Yeah. It was um, you know... Patrick.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48How about you?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Oh, the best.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59There you go. That was a success, wasn't it?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You reckon?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yeah. And you know what else?
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Oh, please! You two, get a room or something - what's the matter with you?
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Get off.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Can I have a word please, L?
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Can it wait? I'm rushed off my feet here. - No. It's important. Come here.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Listen to me. I've been a tool.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28And you've been incredible to just be able to get on with things.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32And I would be a mug if I couldn't see the damage I've done.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Just let me finish, please.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I'm not usually the type to let a mate down.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43But if I have to choose between his family and mine,
0:27:45 > 0:27:49then I'm sorry, but there's absolutely no contest.
0:27:49 > 0:27:54I'm going to tell Ian. Either he tells the truth, or I will.