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0:00:24 > 0:00:28So, you going to tell me what this is about?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30What what's about?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32You hardly said a word last night.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35You've been grunting your way through breakfast.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36I know you, Phil.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Is this still about Jay and the robbery?

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Talk of the devil.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44I've just come for the rest of my stuff.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Look, stay until the wedding, yeah?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53So, er, how's your mum? Newcastle?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Yeah, she's good. She's great. She loves it up there.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58There's some job sheets on my desk.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Try and persuade Jay to stay for the wedding. Please.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02If he wants to go...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Don't leave like this. Have a coffee.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Look, Phil's really upset about this.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I don't want it spoiling the wedding.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13You'll make the boy late.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Is that what I'm doing? Spoiling the wedding?

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Do you know what?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Coffee sounds nice.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Good.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29KNOCK AT DOOR

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Morning!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Someone been on the happy pills?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Haven't you got a trifle to make?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39What?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Tell me, you and George Clooney's double aren't back on.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ugh...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Come on, then - one of you speak.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Thank you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Denny's going to be late for school.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56I'm trying to help, here.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59She can stay if she wants. I ain't got nothing to hide.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You've made him a coffee. You go on, we'll...

0:02:04 > 0:02:05we'll be fine.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Right. Well, I'll be at Linda's.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Dean's coming over to discuss more wedding hairstyles.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13How many does he think you need?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Spend whatever you want, yeah?

0:02:15 > 0:02:16This day's going to be perfect.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Love you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20And if he can't persuade you to stay, Jay, then...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Well, text when you get there, yeah? - Yeah. I will, yeah.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24All right.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Denny! Come on. Let's go.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Good boy.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I told you - it was nothing.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37You weren't changing sparkplugs.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39It was just a one-off, that's all.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You're getting married in a few days.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Me and Shirley - we go way back, don't we?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Yeah, I was there, remember? I picked up the pieces.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I used to respect you.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Listen, Jay...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'm marrying Sharon. Yeah? Shirley was a mistake.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Look, my head was all over the place, yeah?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Because of Ben. You know, he's my boy, ain't he?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00He said he didn't want to see me - and that put my head in a spin.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And that's why... that's why Shirley happened.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05But it was...just stupid.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I mean, I nearly messed up with Sharon.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I messed up with you, didn't I?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12The other week - you know, them things I said -

0:03:12 > 0:03:13you didn't deserve that.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You're going to end up with no-one.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Maybe I should've told ya.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25He asked you not to, didn't he?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26You was just being a mate.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Well, I'm sorry.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Jay, Jay, Jay... you don't have to go. All right?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm getting married, ain't I? I need my family round me.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Roxy, Billy, Ben, and...

0:03:36 > 0:03:38and you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You've been like a son to me.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43I promised Abi.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Just until the wedding. Please?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I mean, Billy's organising the stag do.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50I need some backup here.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55All right.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57All right, I'll stay.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Thanks.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Come on...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Hello. Yeah, it's me.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Listen, um, there's been a change of plan.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Hey, Jay! Jay, c'mon!- One minute.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Do you want a hand with that?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Nah - nah, I'm fine.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Tommy! You all right up there?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's like a bomb's gone off.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Do you know how long they're staying?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Not that we want to get rid of you.- Obviously.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Listen, your dad said... KNOCK AT DOOR

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Mo, leave it, darling.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I ain't completely useless, Alfie.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- No, just does a good impression. - KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Mo, listen, it's probably not for us anyway.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Stop being so stubborn! I have got legs.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55It's OK, I'll get it.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00So Aleks said that he'll hold the pitch for Kat as long as she needs.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ah, that's great. Thanks, Tam. Cheers, mate.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04And you can work there till she gets back.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Oh, I could kiss the man. - Probably not necessary.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Oh, well, I'll kiss you instead, then.- Yeah, again...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Alfie.- Yeah.- It's for you.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Alfie Moon?

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Lovely. There you go.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21What do you say?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's not peeled.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Lily!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's all right. Come here.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Can I play with Tramp after?- Yeah.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What, are you guys having breakfast already?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Yeah, he just made me a bacon sandwich.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yeah, well, it's nice having 'em both here, innit?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36That's not what you said about Jay.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Well, cos his house ain't just burnt down.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Plus he's running away with my daughter!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Who's running away with your daughter?- Er, you.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- LAUREN:- Abi, have you packed my work shoes?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Why would I pack your work shoes? - I don't know

0:05:46 > 0:05:48but I need to get to work, like, now. Let me have a look.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Right, better make a move.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You all set for today?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yeah, I've got someone coming to look at Alfie's Capri.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- All right, lovely. See you in a bit. - All right.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Right, I was thinking...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Er, Dad, we might as well get the train up.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Well, why don't we stay for the wedding?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04You know, you did say last week.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05What? You're staying, yeah?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Er - yeah. Yeah...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09What so are you and Phil talking, then, or...?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, no, cos you're going to miss freshers, now.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Well, she's only going to miss a few days.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I mean, all people do is get drunk, so...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah, them freshers ain't so fresh, are they, cuz?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Found 'em!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Don't they just get tattoos at freshers?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Well, you know, trust me - you ain't getting a tattoo.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, well, maybe you're right, Stacey. I will go up.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27LILY: What's happening to Alfie?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- MO:- I can't believe this!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Mo, it's fine, just take Tommy to the nursery.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Just tell Kat what's happening, yeah?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Do you think he did it? Started the fire?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Alfie, I can look after the twins... if you want me to.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- STACEY:- Alfie!- Thanks, Tam.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43What's happening?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Stace, it's all right. It's OK.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06ALEKS SPEAKS IN LATVIAN

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Marta!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oi!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19He walked into that fire and he saved Kat's life.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah. And sometimes, fires don't just start.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22What have you done?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23It was an accident.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- And you're an expert now, yeah? - I tell you what she's done -

0:07:26 > 0:07:29she went to the Old Bill and said Alfie started it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30You grassed Alfie up?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I told them to look into it.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Why? Kat nearly died.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yeah, and if he had anything to do with it...

0:07:35 > 0:07:36I need you back at the Vic.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43And you are going to go back to the Old Bill

0:07:43 > 0:07:45and you're going to tell 'em you were wrong.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Your Johnny walked into that fire.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52What if he'd died?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56That's low.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Even for you, that's low.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00That family's lost everything.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02You want them to lose their dad as well, yeah?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, Dot, please. Please? Look, just a few?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19We could always... We could call it rent.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I hope we ain't outstaying our welcome, Roxy.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- She kicking us out already? - It was a joke!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I am very grateful to you for taking us all in,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30but it ain't no joke to be forbidden your own home.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31I know, I know.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33She knows.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Sorry, couldn't find the nice mugs.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Ah. Yes, well, I reorganised the kitchen, Roxy.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I hope you don't mind, but I couldn't find nothing.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Thank you, Dot, that's very kind of you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Now, this is very boring, OK.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Please, please! I said I'd do 'em last week and I forgot

0:08:50 > 0:08:53and then I promised Sharon she could have 'em today.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Look, dirty washing don't do itself.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm late as it is.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Charlie can help you cos he's got the day off.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Haven't you, Charlie?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'm supposed to be getting your whatchamacallits for your sofa!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, blow them, you can get them another day.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, Charlie'll help you,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- cos he's very good with his hands, Roxy.- Ooh!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11In lieu of rent.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12SHE CHUCKLES

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Just a joke.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, that's gorgeous, Dean.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yeah, that'd take ten years off you.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20You saying there's ten to take?!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Well, it'd make you look 21.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh, too smooth, ain't he?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Going to look beautiful, ain't she?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Yeah.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Like a little princess.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Happily ever after.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33You been on the vodka already?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Yep.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37So, Dean, you coming to the reception?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Don't think I'm invited.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You are now. Bring a plus one.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42- Anyone I like?- Mm.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Apart from your mother.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45It's Phil's stag do tonight -

0:09:45 > 0:09:47we should get out of here, head up West.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Let's just have a quiet one, eh?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Say thanks for the hen night.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Just you and me at the Albert, yeah? - Yeah.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Oh, I like that.- Mm.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- I'm not so keen on that, Linda. - Oh, really?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Kat...

0:10:12 > 0:10:13I thought Stacey was coming.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15She was going to. But...

0:10:15 > 0:10:16What?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What is it? Is it the twins?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Is it Tommy?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Where's Alfie?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29SIREN WAILS

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Well? What happened?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41They just wanted to ask a few questions.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Like what?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45What I think caused the fire.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Whether I smoked. Did I have insurance.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Where I was.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50They think you started it?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Why would you even...?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54You were at a poker game. It was an electrical fault!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56The thing is - Tosh made a statement.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57What, Tina's girlfriend?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58- Yeah.- Why?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I don't know...

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I guess she thought me and Kat needed the money, so...

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- burn the house down, you know? - So she just went mouthing off

0:11:07 > 0:11:09and the police have called you in based on a bit of gossip?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11No, they hear this sort of thing all the time.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12They've just got to...

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- follow up on everything. - I'll kill her.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16No, Stace.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19It's important that we go and see Kat, all right?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- SCOFFS:- Like you'd burn your own house down!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25They're out getting tyres.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Got your stag do later.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29I ain't in the mood.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Who's organising it?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Billy. - SHE SCOFFS

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I wouldn't be in the mood, either.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Jay saw me and you...

0:11:41 > 0:11:44the other night, in here.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45I'll have a word with him.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47It's all right, he ain't going to open his mouth -

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- I told him it was just a one-off. - Then you're a liar.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53We've got to be patient.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I'll have a word with Billy.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Make sure it's a night you remember.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06SHE SIGHS

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Bored yet?

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Nope.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10- You look bored.- I don't look bored!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Just your face, then. - DOOR OPENS

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Maybe I like making favours. - Hey, guys!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Did you make all these yourself?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Yeah, with a little bit of help.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Lovely, aren't they?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21You know there's stuff like this on the market -

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I could've gotten them for free.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25But these are handcrafted.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26I hope they notice.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, but trust me, one bite of these...

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Listen, about the wedding. I don't think I can make it.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Uh, I'm just going to...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36No, no, no. You're going to stay there.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Aleks, I'm not having this conversation right now, OK?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's just going to be the same conversation later.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Something came up.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Busy.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Why don't I get you another tea?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I don't want another tea, Nan!

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Hiya.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Ain't you heard of phones?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00It's all clear.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Well, they want to do further investigations.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Into what?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07They think that he burnt the house down.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09How could they think that you burnt the house down?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11That Tosh called them, and cos she's a firefighter...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- I'm going to swing for her! - Kat, no-one's swinging for anybody.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17They don't... They don't think it was me, all right?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19They just want to investigate whether someone...

0:13:19 > 0:13:20They think it was one of us?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Don't they realise we've lost everything?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24No, no, no, they just want to talk...

0:13:24 > 0:13:27They just want to talk to everyone who lived in the house.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29They don't actually think it is one of us.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31They think it was someone else?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34They think someone's out to get us?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37No. Kat, they're just... They're following a line of inquiry.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Now the police doubt us, the insurance ain't going to pay out.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- No, the insurance - they won't know...- Course they will.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44They'd worm their way out of anything.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48You don't know who else that gobby cow has been speaking to.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Just wait till I see her.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Stace, you're not talking to nobody, all right?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You can't just take this, Alfie!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I don't want any more trouble.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I just want to focus on, you know, the kids

0:13:57 > 0:13:59and finding somewhere to live.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yeah, I know...

0:14:01 > 0:14:04And getting you out of here, OK?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06That's all that matters right now, OK?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09You all right?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah, just got back from work.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Listen, Sharon's invited me to her wedding reception.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Told me to bring a plus one. - Oh, yeah?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Nadine's just sorting her outfit out now.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh. You're bringing Nadine?

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Never seen someone so keen.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's not like I have anyone else to invite...

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Me and you?

0:14:29 > 0:14:30If you're not busy.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32No.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Well, I mean, I don't think so.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Good.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38No, yeah...I would love to come... with you...

0:14:38 > 0:14:40to a wedding, as your plus one.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Does that mean...

0:14:44 > 0:14:45we're...you know...?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47What?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Like, officially official?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53That is super cute.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Listen, pop into the salon later on.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I want to try something out with your hair.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00What's wrong with my hair?!

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Nothing.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Want to look good for the photos, don't we?

0:15:04 > 0:15:05SHE LAUGHS

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- So is that it? Four of us? - Innit, man? That's dead.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11You can't have a stag with no stags.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Phil don't really do mates, does he?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15No, it's you, you don't do parties. This is a shambles!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Oi, it ain't my fault the poker boys bailed on me!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Fatboy, Masood - hmm?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21No-one's going to be there. Might as well cancel.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22What?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Turn down free booze at the Vic?!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Well, half the Square by the look of it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Yeah, and we ain't got free booze. - Well, you have now.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Well, we're sorting it.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yeah, and as best man, I feel quite strongly...

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Look, you couldn't organise a picnic in a pork pie factory.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Look, ring round the market, I'll put on some free grub,

0:15:38 > 0:15:41couple of rounds of drinks - might even get some entertainment.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Surprise the groom.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Why you doing this?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47He's going to be spending the rest of his life with Sharon.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49He deserves one good night.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Why's she so bothered all of a sudden?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I don't know, man, I just heard, "Blah, blah, blah - free booze."

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Well, tonight, she ain't the only one with a surprise for him.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04I'm writing it's ripped. If it's damaged inside...

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oi! Mine, I think you'll find.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Shirley Carter!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17SHARON: Think we've got everything sorted, Linda.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Oh, no, you know what we've forgotten!- Sharon! Hey.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Here you go.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Finished!

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Ahh, bless. Has Amy been helping you?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29No, it's all my own work, actually.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- They're lovely. - Oh, yeah, really lovely.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, what's next?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Well, I think that's it from your list.- You can't have done everything.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, she's made me matron of honour.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Well, she gave me such a good hen do, I couldn't really not ask her.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45And, well, what with Michelle not making it...

0:16:45 > 0:16:47No, wow! Matron of honour.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well, you're still a bridesmaid.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- A very important bridesmaid.- Yes.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Thanks for everything. I just think we can manage from here.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57No, no! Do you know what? It's fine, cos then I can just relax.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58I can drink. I can enjoy the wedding, so...

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Look, we're going for a drink later. - Yeah.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- If you want to join us... - No, thanks, you're all right.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12There she goes.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Yeah, bit of a steal.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I didn't think we'd shift it at all, to be honest.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17It's the end of an era now, ain't it?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19That'll buy you a few more dinners

0:17:19 > 0:17:22and some bits for the kids until the insurance money comes in.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25- Look at her.- Who?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Tosh.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28She's the next thing on my list.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30No, Stacey! Oh...

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Stace!

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Do us a beer. I've been on drills all morning.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Come back for some more, have you?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38I'm dealing with it.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'm an "it" now, am I?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oi! You want to keep it muzzled.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Someone got a problem?

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Have they charged him?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- No. Cos he ain't done nothing! - Course he ain't.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51We've got four kids who ain't sleeping. No house, no stuff.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53We've lost everything - and what do you do?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Go mouthing off to the police. - Stace...

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Let's just calm down, all right?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Oh, what, you on their side and all? - No. I'm on your side.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Stace, I've already told you...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02We all are.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Even Tina thinks she's bang out of order.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05I want her to say you ain't done nothing

0:18:05 > 0:18:07and she's sorry for causing trouble!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08I hope you like waiting.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Kat's lying in hospital covered in burns

0:18:10 > 0:18:11and you're pointing fingers?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- I see it all the time. - Didn't you hear what he just said?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Nice insurance claim, not enough evidence.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Don't you think you've made your point?- Why are you doing this?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Cos me and my colleagues put our lives on the line every day.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24So if I think there's a chance - just a chance -

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- someone started it... - He didn't! Tell her!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I've already spoken to the police.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I said I want you to apologise.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34And I'm still waiting.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I was just doing my job.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42If you've got nothing to hide, then you'll be fine.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57You don't make this easy, do you?

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Thanks for the support(!)

0:19:02 > 0:19:03She had it coming, the lying cow.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You couldn't leave it, could you, eh?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Well, I ain't having people talking about my family like that.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm not going to have you arguing while Kat's lying in hospital!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Now you're going to get everyone talking.- It's only gossip! It'll go.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Why don't you just leave it, yeah?

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Come on.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38It's not really like I know them.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39I mean, I've been to dinner once...

0:19:39 > 0:19:40"Something has come up" -

0:19:40 > 0:19:42if you don't want to go to the wedding, then don't.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Sharon won't mind. - Sharon won't even notice.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52What's happened there, then?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Well, other than my boyfriend deciding to bail on me...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57What's this bit about Sharon not noticing?

0:19:57 > 0:20:01I make Sharon her TACKY WEDDING FAVOURS...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- She goes and makes Linda the matron of honour.- Ooh.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05And don't tell me it's her wedding, all right?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Cos I know it's her wedding

0:20:06 > 0:20:08and if she wants to go all bridezilla on me...

0:20:08 > 0:20:11See, should've got the cheap ones from the market after all.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Thought you had the night shift? - Just dropping these back first.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Exactly the same as before.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Just got to add the nicotine yellow, now.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Oh, you're really funny(!)

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Agh...

0:20:27 > 0:20:29DOOR OPENS Ow.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31HE SIGHS

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Alfie...

0:20:35 > 0:20:38I know you said no-one...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Oh.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43All right. Shabs, can you just give me five minutes, sweetheart?

0:20:43 > 0:20:47I'm...sure I can find somewhere to sit in the other room.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Thanks, babe.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59Listen, I'm sorry about the floor show earlier.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00I'll get Tina to have a word with Tosh.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, what's the point?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Just cos the police ain't charged me

0:21:03 > 0:21:06don't mean they're going to drop it.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07They ain't got nothing.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09They know about the snout in the bin, all right?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's just a matter of time.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12You have to make the claim.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Kat's probably going to get scarred for life, you know?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- And I get a pay out, yeah? - I know, I know.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18I know.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23But if you don't make the claim - the Old Bill's going to be on you.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25People are going to start talking.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Yeah, like they're not already?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Kat.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32She deserves, and she expects you to get every single penny you can get.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Mick, Mick, Mick... I know.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35What, you think the money's going to make it better?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37How else you going to feed your kids?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39All right? You've lost everything.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41You've got nothing left.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45You know, this morning, when I was...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47when I was talking to the Old Bill, they were asking...

0:21:47 > 0:21:49It's done.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's done. So...

0:21:52 > 0:21:53..just put it to bed.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04So are there going to be strippers there, or...?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- What goes on on a stag... - ..stays on a stag.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Come on, don't be a jealous girlfriend, you know, cuz!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm only asking!

0:22:10 > 0:22:11PHONE RINGS

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Five minutes. I'll call you back.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18All right.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Ooh, who's that?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Just sorting out Phil's wedding present.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Right, how do I look?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Yeah, them stripper girls are going to love you, boy!- What?! Dexter!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Oh, look! You styled him up! Cute, ain't he?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Cute! - HE CHORTLES

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Right, well, I'm off cos I want to see Lola before I go.- Lola?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Yeah, I want to see how Lexi is.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Well, Lexi's fine. Lola rang.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I know but - she's going to miss her Uncle Jay, ain't she?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42She's still got her Uncle Dexter, so...

0:22:42 > 0:22:43It ain't the same, is it?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Well, we can Skype. When we go.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I know, but I've always been there, ain't I?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Hold on, what you trying to say? That I ain't?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I was there before she was born, looking out for her.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Looking out for her mum, more like.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55You just can't handle it that she knocked you back.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Bruv, I don't even remember that. What you talking about?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00I bet you two any money that he puts the moves on her when I'm gone.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Ain't Abi supposed to be the jealous one here?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04And Lola's a free girl, bruv.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I can do whatever I want. She just broke up with Peter, so...

0:23:06 > 0:23:08So...what have you got Phil, then?

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Well, can't tell you, can I?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Bruv, you weren't even going to be there.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Phil's been like a dad to me. - What, like you have to Lexi?- Yeah.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16So, I wanted to say a proper goodbye before we go.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19So, I got him something special. Right, I'm off.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20See yous later.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Jay's staying for the wedding.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, well done.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30All something and nothing, I bet, huh?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32You look great.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34That is why you're marrying me.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Thank you.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Right, I'm going to drop Denny off at Dot's.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Don't you do anything I wouldn't, OK?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43See you later.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52No, Jeff, on my life, I swear to God.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Is this too much?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Hold up.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Oh...no.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59How about me and you popping right back up them stairs, right now?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01She doesn't want your mucky fingers all over it.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oh, yeah, go on, leave me to the stags.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I am so late!

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Oi...

0:24:08 > 0:24:09- Mwah!- See you later.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Bye!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16No way!

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Yes way.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19This your little surprise, then?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20No, it's Shirley's.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Have you seen my house? I came here for some peace.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Yeah, well, you ain't getting none of that tonight!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Come on, over here. - Phil's stag. Just my thing(!)

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, come on, Tam. We need the numbers, man.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31She's going to get cold.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34No, she ain't. Not with the Dexter to warm it up.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Ain't that right, girl?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- In your dreams.- Where's Phil?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51I thought I'd give you a little stag party of your own.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Dean?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Mm-hm. It's just a plus one.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Yeah, but to a wedding!

0:25:04 > 0:25:05It's not like it's our wedding.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Yeah, but it's going to be so good!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09I mean, you and him. Me and Jay.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Lola and...

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Well, Lola.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15It'll give her a chance to play gooseberry one last time

0:25:15 > 0:25:17before you drag him off to Bolton.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Why is everybody making out that I'm stealing him from her?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23He's my boyfriend!

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Joking.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Lauren...- What?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Jay does really want to go to Bolton, doesn't he?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32I was teasing you.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36It's like you said, he's your boyfriend.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38He's got nothing keeping him here anyway, has he?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yeah, but what he said earlier...

0:25:40 > 0:25:43He loves you. He's going with you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Just a little later than planned, that's all.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Right, see you later.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48See ya.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Stace, don't worry about Alfie.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58He's just stressed out. He don't mean any of that.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01At least Mick's on my side.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Right, you do know Mick and Linda are pretty tight, don't ya?

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- What?- Well, it's just, I know what you're like, Stace.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09You having a laugh?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10No. I know you, don't I?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I ain't interested in Mick!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Yeah, right. You sound pretty defensive.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And even if I did, it's none of your business!

0:26:15 > 0:26:16All right, fair enough.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18I knew this would happen, me and you working together.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Well, I just called it wrong, didn't I?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, Max. This is you. This is what you do.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I ain't going to say sorry for caring about you, am I?

0:26:24 > 0:26:25You're jealous!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28You haven't moved on at all!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37The boys will be wondering where I am.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I think they'll have other things on their mind.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Besides...

0:26:41 > 0:26:45I can't let you get married without giving you a present, can I?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- DOOR OPENS JAY:- Phil?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Phil?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Everyone's waiting.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54I'm not really in the mood, mate.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Well, it's your stag! You have to be there.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58All right. I'll catch you up in a bit. You go on.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- I ain't going without you. - No-one's going to notice, Jay.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Right...

0:27:23 > 0:27:24I thought you said the Vic.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26I told you, Jay - no funny business.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Will you just shut up for a minute?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30If anybody tries tying me to a lamppost or anything,

0:27:30 > 0:27:31they'll be sorry.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33What're we doing here?

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Trust me.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37PHIL SIGHS

0:27:40 > 0:27:41This is stupid.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57All right, Dad.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Ben.