0:00:27 > 0:00:29WHISTLING
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ain't changed your mind, then?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42This is the last place you should be, this wedding going on.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43What wedding?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46SHE CHUCKLES
0:00:49 > 0:00:51SHE WHISTLES
0:01:04 > 0:01:06SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Well, this is a joke, yeah?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15It's not going to happen, all right? I'm not going to let you do this.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27I do not believe it, why didn't you just tell me before? Huh?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, look it doesn't matter, because I'm going to be an auntie
0:01:29 > 0:01:31in, what, like, four, five months?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Um, four. - You're five months gone?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, congratulations, Roxanne, you didn't even use your fingers.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Hold on a minute, so you were pregnant when you left,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41so why didn't you just tell me?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Why did you go off like that?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's Charlie's, isn't it?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49(It's Charlie's.)
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh, there you are, I've been looking everywhere for you.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Ronnie, how lovely to see you.- Hi.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Good job I bumped into Dot.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yes, well, you've found Roxy now, Sal, so we'd better get a move on.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Er, Roxy, it's the bride what's supposed to be fashionably late,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- not the bloomin' bridesmaid. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07OK, Amy, come on. Come on, let's go.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Come on, out you come.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Right, I tell you what, I will meet you there.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12You go with Fats, OK?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Er, OK. I thought you was coming with us.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16No, I've got something I need to discuss first.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18OK. Do you want some ice cream?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah? Come on, then, we'll go and get some ice cream.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22ROXY: Come on, out we go. Let's go.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Not a problem, is it? - No, no, just a family matter.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- I am family.- Me and my sister.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Charming(!)
0:02:30 > 0:02:33No, I need it today, they're going to be back in an hour.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I know it's short notice, I know it is.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I've just... I've had an accident with the last cake, all right?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40So can you just please...?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42We're closed.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44There's a private party tonight.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47What are you doing back here?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Ian...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What, has she left something in her room? What?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Mick, just give us a minute.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- MAN ON PHONE:- 'Hello? ..Hello?!'
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Right, cake.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Go park up, we'll see you inside, all right, mate?- Yeah.- All right.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- See you in a sec, Jay.- See ya.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- You all right?- Yeah, all right. - You look good.- Cheers, Dad.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I've already told her the score.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You get inside. I'll sort this out.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Nah, leave it to me. This is the last thing you need.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ben! Get inside.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I've been thinking about it for days,
0:03:37 > 0:03:39we both have, me and Chelle.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I mean, I nearly phoned you a hundred times,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44but I knew that if I did that you wouldn't listen to me.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I knew I had to tell you face-to-face what a mistake this is.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Well, ten out of ten for timing.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I couldn't help it, my plane was delayed, wasn't it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I got here as quick as I could. I thought I was going to be too late.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Well, you are too late.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm getting married in just over half an hour.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Right, then you've still time to back out.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I don't want to back out.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Shirley, what are you doing here?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Same as you. I've come to watch the floor show.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I told you, there ain't going to be one, all right? Just a wedding.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Now, I'm getting married to Sharon. End of story.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15What about me and you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20There ain't a "me and you".
0:04:21 > 0:04:24So what's all this over the past couple of weeks?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I got it wrong, all right? I got Sharon wrong.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30But, well, things are different now, because we've talked, you know.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33We've talked about everything - about the Albert,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- about the wedding... - About you and me?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Not quite everything, eh?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Everything that mattered. - Sure about that?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- What's that supposed to mean? - This is about Ben, yeah?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47What I said to you, that you can't have both - me and him.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You know, Phil, you probably ain't even going to have to choose,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ben'll be long gone soon and who you're going to be left with
0:04:52 > 0:04:54is that bimbo!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It's got nothing to do with Ben, all right? Sharon...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Sharon's the one I want.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01No, this is to do with you trying to get back something
0:05:01 > 0:05:03that you never had in the first place.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05She chose your own brother over you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07But I'm choosing you, Phil.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Just you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And you'd chosen me too.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17That's the way it's always going to be. You know it. Me and you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Tell me that I'm wrong.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Tell me that I'm wrong, and I'll leave you alone.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You know, I could show you something
0:05:25 > 0:05:28that might change your mind about your precious Sharon.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Shirl? What are you doing here?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34She ain't doing anything.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You ain't said it yet, Phil.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Shirley's just going.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44He won't be stopping either.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Oh, well, at least the groom's arrived.- Everything OK?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Course it is. Couldn't be better.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I'm getting married, ain't I?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Ron, this is crazy.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I mean, I worked it out in under a minute,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07how long do you think it's going to take Charlie to work it out?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- He can think what he likes. - Well, he's going to think plenty.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12It don't matter so long as he doesn't actually know,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- and no-one tells him.- Oh, amazing(!)
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So now you're asking me to lie to him.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18He's a nice guy, Ronnie, he doesn't deserve this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Look, you know what it was like for me before, all right,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23with Jack, with Joel - everyone.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26When I'm with someone else it never works,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28when I'm by myself, I'm fine.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You're not, you're not by yourself, are you?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32There's a little baby involved.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- My baby.- His baby too.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, my baby, no-one else's.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37ROXY GROANS
0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK, so when this baby starts asking about his daddy,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43who, by the way, is living here, I don't know if you know that?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- What?- Yeah. Yeah, they all had to move out of Dot's house.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48He could walk through the door at any minute.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well... Look, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54So, in other words...in other words, you're going to lie to the kid too.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I mean, what about Aunt Sal,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59how long do you think it's going to take till she blabs?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01She's probably telling Dot right now.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04And anyway, Ron...
0:07:04 > 0:07:05just because it hasn't worked out before,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07it doesn't mean it won't this time.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I know what I'm doing. - Yeah, you're running scared.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11No, I'm not running anywhere.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You're not standing where I'm standing.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- And I'm not scared. - Seeing what I'm seeing.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Who are you to lecture me anyway?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I'm your sister.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Oh, yeah, that's right, I forgot.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24The one who's all settled, who's all sorted,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26who's finally got everything she ever wanted.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I didn't say that.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Look, just because everything is rosy in your life,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34doesn't give you the right to tell me what to do with mine.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Roxy?- All right, suit yourself.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40What?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45TOILET FLUSHES
0:07:45 > 0:07:46DOOR OPENS
0:07:48 > 0:07:49What's happening?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51How do you mean?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52With Sharon?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54She's getting married.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57What's she done?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Who?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Shirley.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03No, she's in there with Ian.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Someone died?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09SHARON: I mean, OK, you and Phil...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, you're never going to be bosom buddies,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13but these past few months...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yeah, I know, we've been getting on better.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16He's been there for you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21He held you in his arms when you were in bits over Lucy.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I mean, he stood in that press conference willing you on.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I mean, he even covered for you with Rainie...
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Yeah, and he turned a sweet little kid into a killer.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh, that is not fair.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Sharon, when Ben came back from South Africa, right,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38that boy wouldn't have said boo to a goose.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Now he's banged up.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41He's home.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43He's what?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44He's living with us.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48He's at the registry office now, waiting for me to marry his dad.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Look, OK, I know what he did, it was a huge mistake...
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- A what?- ..of course...
0:08:54 > 0:08:55But he's done his time.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58All right, and why did he make that huge mistake?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01What, so you're saying that's all Phil's fault?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yeah, he can't help it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Look, Sharon, I don't know whether it's down to his screwed-up mum
0:09:06 > 0:09:07his old man, I don't know, I don't care.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11All I know is I watched him destroy my mum and my brother
0:09:11 > 0:09:13and I did nothing about it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Look, please...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Ian, I'm going to be late.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And I'm not going to let him do it to my best friend.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Up there, round to the right. See you up there.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39What you still doing here, Shirl? Not exactly dressed for a wedding.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Maybe I know something you don't.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Meaning?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Wait and see.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48You know, I was saying to Lola last night...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53..I don't think I've ever seen Phil look this happy,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55not in all the years I've known him.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59But then you always were a plank, weren't you, Billy?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01So you don't think so?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I think I know Phil better than you do.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08Sometimes you've got to accept that things just don't work out.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11I know when to call it quits.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And I know that there's some battles that you're never going to win.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Maybe some of us just don't have the stomach for it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24This battle's over, Billy. You wait and see.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35It's not a marriage, all right, not a proper one. On paper,
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- yeah, all right, but it's... - I knew, I knew he was scum.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Look, Aleks barely sees his wife...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Don't look at me like that!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Yes, it causes a few problems, OK, but I'm all right with it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, you're all right with it, are you?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You're all right being a married man's mistress?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Huh! And you ask me why I want to do it by myself,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59why I want to raise this baby on my own?
0:10:59 > 0:11:05Listen to you, I mean, this situation is driving you nuts,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08he is driving you nuts, it's obvious.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09OK, it is not ideal, Ronnie.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14No, which is exactly why I want to do this by myself. Look,
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I sat down and I worked out where everything went wrong.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I faced them, Rox, any issues I may have had,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25any problems I may have had,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27and maybe you should do the same.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33PHONE RINGS
0:11:38 > 0:11:41The thing is, I think earrings would just distract from the amazing
0:11:41 > 0:11:43haircut that I've done.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47It's so lovely, her hair looks really nice up like that.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You're not ready yet?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53The party starts in an hour.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Not going.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04This is just like that film.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05What film?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Er...Mrs Robinson.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- The Graduate.- The Graduate.
0:12:09 > 0:12:15"Elaine! Don't do it. Marry me instead."
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ian wants to marry Sharon?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Sharon, er, I don't mean to rush you, but, er...
0:12:28 > 0:12:31..I'll tell the driver two minutes, yeah?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Two minutes and you'll be down, yeah?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Yeah.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Come on, Janet. You sit here for me.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You look so pretty in your dress.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Your girlfriend not here either?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- What? - The little blonde bit? Lola, is it?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Er, excuse me. I'm Jay's girlfriend.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, I'm sorry. My mistake.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12PHONE RINGS
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Linda, turn your phone off.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's Mick. Hello?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's tradition, isn't it? Brides being late.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Honey was late. Twice.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32I was even late once, but, you know technically I'm not a bride, so...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33- Billy...- What?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Please. Shut up.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yeah, but I was just saying...
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Don't.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40OK.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Sharon's probably with Roxy, Mrs B.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45I know she ain't even here yet.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47If she comes at all.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Why shouldn't she?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Perhaps she's had a shock.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52What do you mean?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Sharon's still on the Square.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07What's the matter, car broken down or something?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Come with me.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14What?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15I want you there.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Oh, Sharon have you not listened to a single word I've said?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Look, I owe him that at least.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Well, I can't just not turn up.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Does that mean you...? - And you owe me that too.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Look, if I am going to do this, I need you there with me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Looking lovely, ain't it?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37If you like this sort of thing.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40You wait till it's your turn. You'll feel exactly the same.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'm not planning on getting married any time soon.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47That stupid face mean you are?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Well, Tosh and I are in it for the long haul.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Why not go the whole hog?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- It might be fun.- Not in the mood.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You're not in the mood for anything these days.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I'm in the mood for a lot of things. Peace and quiet.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Just not a wedding.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Have a word with him, will you?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13What makes you think he's going to listen to me?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24This is the priority, yeah?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29What time's the wedding?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Has something happened?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Are you serious about this?- What?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Us? You and me?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38That's typical. One woman gets married, all the others want to.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39It's not funny, Aleks.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I'm the one making all the sacrifices here.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Baby, you're no sort of sacrifice for me...
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Don't, all right.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Prove it, then.- How?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I don't know. That's up to you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55But just do it. Today.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58PHONE RINGS
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Wrong number.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Getting a lot of them today, yeah? - Yeah.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Some wedding this has turned out to be.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18The bride was supposed to have left half an hour ago.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23It's off, then, is it?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30You never told me that.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- What?- You and Tina.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35The way she was just talking, sounds like it'll be you
0:16:35 > 0:16:38and her walking down the aisle next. Not sure she'd still feel that way
0:16:38 > 0:16:42if she knew about our little experiment the other night.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44The other night was a mistake.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Still. What she don't know...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Sharon'll be here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Why? Cos you say so?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57No, cos I know her.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00May not be just Sharon we've got to worry about.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02What?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Saw Shirley outside earlier.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- What's she doing here?- I don't think she'd come to wish 'em luck, Dot.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12She's probably stuck in traffic.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Can be murder this time of day.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- We got through all right.- Billy!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I know. Shut up.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19I'll go and look outside.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25That was, er, that was weird, that, weren't it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27What was?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Her talking about Lola like that. Thinking you were her boyfriend.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33She's never been right in the head, her.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43She's here!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Right, I'll get the kids sorted. Jay, you tell the registrar.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Ben, you look after your dad.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Do you want me to go in and bring him out here?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55No, I want you to come in with me.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I want you to give me away.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Sharon, have you not listened to a single thing I've said to you?
0:18:01 > 0:18:06Everything. And I know why you're saying it, but you're wrong.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I mean, yeah, I've had my doubts.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I wasn't actually going to be going through with all this
0:18:12 > 0:18:15and neither was Phil.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17It was all going to be one big charade.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20He was going to dump me at the altar and I was going to fleece him
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- dry before we even got here.- Doesn't that prove everything I was saying?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Who does that to someone they're going to marry?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27No, but then we talked.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30He told me the truth and I did too.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I trust him, Ian. It's as simple as that.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36And now I'm asking you to trust me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39And you can show me you do by walking me down that aisle.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Sharon...- Yeah, just give us a sec, Billy, thanks.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- I can't.- Or won't?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51There's no difference.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54And is that because of me or the man I'm going to marry, hmm?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56It's the same thing.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Don't worry. I love you for caring so much anyway.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'm still going to do it, though.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Yeah, Dean reckons up.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12He spent the last hour doing it as well,
0:19:12 > 0:19:15so I don't know. It's not really me, is it?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- I prefer it down, to be honest.- Yeah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Hides more of my face, don't it? - Yeah, exactly.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Oi! Right, well, I'll see you later, yeah? The party?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28I already told Cindy...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Yeah, well, you can change your mind, can't you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Haven't you got a wedding reception to organise?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- SHE SCOFFS - What's up?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Up? It's a complete and utter disaster.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47It looked like she weren't even going to go.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48But did she?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah, she did in the end. She went, like, 20 minutes ago.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Just come in to rob some extra serving spoons. Oi, Marie...?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, Janet you look so pretty in your dress.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Sharon...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I'm doing this, Ian.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06I know you are.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- I got well and truly suckered there, didn't I?- Mm-hm.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Here.- I should have guessed when you brought these with you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I've still got my doubts about this, you know.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22But if you are going to go through with it...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27..I'm not going to let you down.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32All right?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44MUSIC: The Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Cos I am your lady
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# And you are my man
0:20:54 > 0:21:00# Whenever you reach for me
0:21:02 > 0:21:07# I'll do all that I can
0:21:07 > 0:21:13# Even though there may be times
0:21:16 > 0:21:20# It seems I'm far away... #
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I welcome you all here today to witness
0:21:43 > 0:21:46the wedding of Sharon Anne Rickman and Philip James Mitchell.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52But first, I would like each of you to repeat after me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawful impediment why I...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59..Philip James Mitchell,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03may not be joined in matrimony to Sharon Anne Rickman.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07And you, Sharon.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawful impediment
0:22:12 > 0:22:14why I, Sharon Anne Rickman,
0:22:14 > 0:22:21may not be joined in matrimony to Philip James Mitchell.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I call upon these persons here present to witness that I...
0:22:28 > 0:22:33..Philip James Mitchell, do take thee, Sharon Anne Rickman,
0:22:33 > 0:22:38to be my lawful wedded wife.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46I call upon these persons here present to witness that I,
0:22:46 > 0:22:53Sharon Anne Rickman, do take thee, Philip James Mitchell,
0:22:53 > 0:22:58to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Philip and Sharon, you have made the declarations required by law.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09It gives me great pleasure to declare that you are now
0:23:09 > 0:23:11husband and wife.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13APPLAUSE
0:23:34 > 0:23:37They go together, don't they? Love, marriage, babies.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I mean, we've got one. We're going for the other.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45What about making it the triple whammy?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49What?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- I can't do this.- What's the matter?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03The other night, me and Dean...
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Look, we were drunk, but that's no excuse...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11PHONE RINGS
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Another wrong number?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24HE SPEAKS LATVIAN
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Marta...
0:24:26 > 0:24:31I know, Linda, just tell Sharon I'm really sorry, I just can't,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'll explain to you all when I get back, OK?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Tell her I got her some flowers, yeah?
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I'll see you later.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40OK. Let's do it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Do what? - Let me show you I'm serious.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45But not here.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Let's get away from all this, me, you and Amy.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Let's sort this out once and forever.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You asked me to prove how I feel.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I want to do it now.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Yeah.- OK.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Shirley...
0:25:09 > 0:25:10They're back.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Driver, go round the Square!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I want to show off my beautiful wife!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Do you think Jay would like something like this?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It wasn't, you know.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59It wasn't what?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Aunt Sal's mistake... about Jay's girlfriend.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Look at how he's always going on about her.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12He's on the phone to her now. It's obvious.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16What are you talking about?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19He's in love with her, Abs.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Jay's in love with Lola.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40I told Aleks...what you told me to say, that we need to
0:27:40 > 0:27:41sort this out, and so we are.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45We're going away, we're going thrash it out, just the three of us - me, him and Amy.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49What? You're the one that said if I've got a problem,
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I need to face it head-on, and that's what I'm doing.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- And now it's your turn. - What are you talking about?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57It's time you told Charlie the truth.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Look, we've been through this.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Yes, we have. Now it's time you and him did the same.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Ronnie.