0:00:25 > 0:00:27APPLAUSE
0:00:34 > 0:00:36We look like we work at a bingo hall in Southend.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Just smile. We can ceremonially burn them later.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Oh, look at you all!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce my beautiful wife,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Mrs Phil Mitchell!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51CHEERING
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Welcome to the family.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Whoo!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Shirl?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30All right?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Yeah, I'm sweet. Yeah...
0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's you I'm worried about.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43You don't have to be here. You know, if it's too much.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What's too much is that coach that Prince Philip
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and Kate Middle-aged have just arrived in.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Aunt Babe said you went to the town hall.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yeah. That was about as useful as a glass hammer, weren't it?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Are you sure you don't want to sit this out?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09What, and miss the wedding of the decade?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Just give me five minutes and I'll get myself sorted.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I'm not wearing one of them pink poxy shirts, either.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23It's just, you know, today means a lot to L.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, really? She never mentioned it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I just want everything to go exactly as planned.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Oh, it will.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'll make sure of it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Where is he?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50What is wrong with you?!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I honestly thought I was helping! Did you have to tell her now?!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Oh, what, like I wouldn't have found out?!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I don't remember domestic drama being on the order of service.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59What's the problem?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02If you get stuck today, girls, just remember my matron of honour
0:03:02 > 0:03:04mantra, the three Cs - cool, calm and collected.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What's happened?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Whatever it is, we're going to take it into the kitchen,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13before we lose another cake. Come on, you three. Now.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Linda, we all set?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Yeah!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hold the fort.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I swear, if anyone messes this day up, there will be blood!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Erm, right, I need to get my bags and get Amy from the Vic
0:03:30 > 0:03:32so I'll call you from the airport, OK?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34What about the wedding?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I've got my own relationship to sort out, ain't I?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I'll see you, OK.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46I'll see you.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I was going to call you, actually.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Oh, lucky me. I'm serious.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I'm listening.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Look, if you're going to apologise for standing me up, it's all right... No, I wasn't.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Oh. Right, no. Of course not. Excuse me, could you just let me finish, please? Fine. Finish.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Are you always this rude? Are you always this annoying?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I knew telling you was a bad idea. I wasn't even going to bother.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Telling me what?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I don't want anything from you.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39All right, I just thought you had a right to know.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Well, um... I have got a meeting at the gym
0:04:46 > 0:04:49and then I need to make my way to the wedding, so...
0:04:53 > 0:04:54..you've got my number.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Why don't you want to go? It's a free meal.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I don't feel like it. All right, you go.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'm not going to go without you and be a total loner, am I?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Peter.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I'm going to...get Beth's lunch ready before she cries again.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29You're probably angry with me for the way I ran off like that.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34What I did with Rainie - I'm not proud of it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Of...when it happened....
0:05:35 > 0:05:42Look. Yeah, I was angry. For a while. What's the point, though?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44We were all feeling so rotten after losing Lucy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49We've all said and done stuff we didn't mean.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Shall we just put it behind us?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'd like that very much.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59So, come on then. What did I miss?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I changed a nappy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Everything sweet? No.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Tosh and Dean have discovered a second use for the turkey baster.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Disgusting. We were wasted. I thought I was doing 'em a favour.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Lending someone a fiver's a favour. This is something else. Just hear me out!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20The whole pub'll hear you out if you don't keep your voice down. If, IF I'm pregnant,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23then the baby's going to have a link to your family,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25it'd have the same DNA.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Do you not see how wrong that is?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It's wrong, all right. Look, we haven't got time for this! I've got to introduce Sharon and Phil.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34L's right. This ain't the time or the place.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37You need to put this on ice till the after the wedding's over.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Can you do that for me, please, Teen?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Please?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Fine. Good girl.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48And not a word of this to Shirley, all right? She's going to
0:06:48 > 0:06:51be down in a minute, she's got enough on her plate already.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54OK, everyone out! Babe's got to get these starters ready.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Thanks. For sorting that out. No, no, this is your mess to sort out
0:07:01 > 0:07:03and you'd do well to remember where your loyalties lie.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Tina's family.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Now make yourself useful and look after your mother.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10She's going to need you today.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Uh, excuse me! Excuse me, everyone!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Right, ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom -
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Mr and Mrs Phil Mitchell!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Sharon, Phil.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53There you are. You took your hair down?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Ah, yeah, sorry I just think it looks better with this outfit.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Oh.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11No, they're mine! Oh, she can keep the flowers.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Amy wins again, doesn't she, hey?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, Aleks is waiting for us, OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Look, I'm just really sorry I wasn't there.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Don't worry.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah, you go and enjoy your holiday, yeah?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Congratulations again.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Amy, say thank you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27No! Amy! Say thank you or no holiday!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Thank you. You're welcome.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31See you later.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Have a lovely trip, don't get sunburn! Come on, you. Wear that nice bikini.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41East-End Fruits De Mer Medley? What's that when it's at home?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Cockles and whelks.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Jellied eels would have been better. Still, what do I know?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Nobody asks me anything.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Sorry, no smoking in here, love.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, this place has really gone downhill.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Abi, how many of those have you had?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Two...three?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Probably enough for now, eh?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Oh, look, it's the fun police.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Haven't you put enough of a downer on my day?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18You're wrong, anyway.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22I mean, you've barely been back five minutes, what do you know?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Well, maybe that means I'm seeing things a little bit clearer
0:09:25 > 0:09:26than everyone else.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31INAUDIBLE
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, do you want a top up? Yeah.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40GASPS
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh, sorry.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Tina!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54It was an accident!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Are you all right?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Yeah.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You need a top-up.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well, I hope it's not poisoned.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No need. You've just married poison.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I don't know how you sleep at night, with all that bitterness.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Two bottles of vodka usually does it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24You two ready? The photographer wants to do a family smash. Boys...?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Lovely. Take that, Phil.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Come on, Ben. All right, mate? Where do you want to go?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Hey! Smile.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I do not get it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Is he just, like, really good in bed or something?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41WHITNEY GASPS
0:10:41 > 0:10:42What?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oi, don't let it get to you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It ain't. Trust me.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56The ball is firmly in my court today and he knows it.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09What do you want? You said I had your number and I don't.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah, well, it hasn't changed. I deleted it. That's nice.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14You said you'd met someone else.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16That speaks volumes about us, doesn't it?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20But still. We should really talk about what we're going to do. We? We barely know each other.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22OK, so what? That's it?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26What do you want to do? Do you want to buy a house?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Move in together? Get married?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You don't even have my phone number.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32What's all the commotion about?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Mrs B, come on, let's go back inside, they've got some food.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36No, thank you, Arthur. Not at the moment.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44How do you feel about being a great grandma?
0:11:44 > 0:11:49Oh, no! Oh, not another one the wrong side of the blanket.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Ladies... Come on, in you get. Good girl.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I trust I won't come back to find the place in bits.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's a market, technically, it's always in bits.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Lots of different bits dotted up the street.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Mr Masood, do not muck this up, yeah?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Have fun.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Luton Airport, please.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I forgot my headphones. I'll buy you new ones. No, I'm going to go and get some.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We're going away to talk. Why do you need headphones, huh?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21All right!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Where's Tosh?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Don't know, don't care.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Has anyone seen Ian?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Not since the service.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What are you doing? I'll be back, OK?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Sharon?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Don't be long, yeah?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I won't, OK?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Leaving already?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21That's lasting almost as long as your marriage to Grant.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25You're only here for the free wine, so drink up and shut your trap.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Come on, fag-ash Lil. Dinner's on the table!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'll be in in a minute, I've just got a quick phone call to make.
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Hello, Peggy, it's me. No, Ronnie cocked up, he's married the cow.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48And the wine is dreadful. What?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Of course I will, you just e-mail it to me
0:13:53 > 0:13:56and I'll make sure they get it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Ian?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Ian, my bridesmaid stood me up
0:13:59 > 0:14:02so there's a spare seat at the top table.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I was hoping you might be able to fill it. Sharon, I...
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Look, I know how hard it is for you coming back here and facing everyone.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12But this is your home. You belong here.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15You need to show people that. She's right, Dad.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Now, please come to the Vic.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You'll have Peter and Cindy and Beth with you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And your brother will be there, you can have a proper catch-up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well, I suppose... And I won't know if the food's any good unless you're there to taste it, will I?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Go on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52I wasn't going to shoot him.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Not at first.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It fell out of Sharon's overnight bag.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08And it was then that I realised that...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10it was meant for him.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17She was going to pay him back for everything he had done to her.
0:15:20 > 0:15:26And I thought...maybe if I showed him the gun...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31..he'd change his mind about the wedding.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34And?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38I didn't get the chance.
0:15:39 > 0:15:47And then I thought, these two bullets, they were meant for him.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54And unlike Sharon, I've got the guts to give them to him.
0:15:55 > 0:16:01He's not worth the bullets. Or the consequences.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Yes, he is.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Grow up.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10How many years have you wasted playing star-crossed lovers
0:16:10 > 0:16:11with this bloke?
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Well, guess what? He's married now and it's not to you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25This, what you're doing - it's self-harm. And for what?
0:16:25 > 0:16:30For who? For Phil Mitchell? The bloke's a waste of space.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Do yourself a favour and give me the gun.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Give it to me.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44You're better than this.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Fine.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Shoot him.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Go to prison.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06What do I care? It'll just be a few more years that we never
0:17:06 > 0:17:08got the chance to know each other.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Dean!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Thank you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30I'll get rid of this later.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Come on.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Look, you can either stay up here on your own and let him think
0:17:55 > 0:18:00he's won, or you can come downstairs with me and stand your ground.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm not weak.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08No?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Prove it.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Abi? Ab, are you all right?
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What? Tosh and Dean?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yep. In a cup.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30How is that even possible?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, she would have probably had to have been stood on her head.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Where's Sharon?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Babe's pies had to come out of the oven because they were browning and now they're going cold.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Good. I'll alert the kitchen. Right, come on, you lot.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Come on.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You know, I'm really glad that you changed your mind.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Ladies and gentlemen, the main course is served.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Puff pastry parcel with crushed potatoes and a parsley sauce.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20She means pie and mash!
0:19:20 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Oi, oi, oi. Great bit of puff pastry, that is.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Listen, I was sorry to hear about Lucy.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00INAUDIBLE CHAT
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Oh, sorry, Sharon, Phil - Patrick's not feeling very well,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18so we're going to just head off.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Denise, if... Thanks for having us. We really appreciate it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22And congratulations again.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Congratulations, OK.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Acting Market Inspector Tamwar Masood. Can I help?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56THEY SPEAK IN LATVIAN
0:21:03 > 0:21:05We're looking for Aleks Shirovs.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Oh, he's on holiday.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08SHE TRANSLATES
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Can I take a message?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18SHE TRANSLATES
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Please tell him his wife and daughter look for him.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35OK...
0:21:45 > 0:21:50After everything we've talked about lately - our future, marriage...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I just can't believe you'd go behind my back like this.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57It was a drunken mistake. We all make them, don't we?
0:22:01 > 0:22:09OK, so if this happens... if you are...then what?
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Then I guess I'm having a baby. Dean is my nephew!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Do you not understand how many layers of wrong that is?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21No. But that's my problem, isn't it?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I've been sitting here going over it in my head,
0:22:25 > 0:22:29thinking I must be desperate or something.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35And if that is true, then there's a reason, ain't there?
0:22:37 > 0:22:38I don't know.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I do. There's something I'm not getting.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48I want this baby because I want it to want me...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51..love me, need me...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56..and because I don't think that you do.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I do love you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04No. Love is something you can feel.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08It's like standing in the sun.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You know when you're in it and when you're not.
0:23:22 > 0:23:29Ronnie, don't you think that maybe there's a reason why God has
0:23:29 > 0:23:30given you this baby?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Look, Ronnie's right - we barely know each another.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Yes, Charlie, but you don't know...
0:23:37 > 0:23:40And anyway, a baby needs a father.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44I think you're probably speaking to the wrong two people to argue
0:23:44 > 0:23:46that case, Dot.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Well, maybe this is an opportunity...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53you know, for you two to make things right.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You know, be the parents you never had.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And plus you've always got us, you know.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I appreciate you all caring, I really do.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I didn't come back here because I wanted to start a family.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I came back here because I'm selling up.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10I'm leaving London for good.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11No, don't, Ronnie!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dot.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I really am. Charlie, you can't let her go like this.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Why not?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I wouldn't know the first thing about being a dad anyway.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22I've never really had one.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36You coming to help?
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I need a break.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Seeing the happy couple out there's making my stomach turn.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You're a better woman than me.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I couldn't sit out there with that happening.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Who said I'm going to?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05How's the old bread and butter pudding?
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Yeah, it's good, good.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Actually, Mick, it's panettone pudding.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12It's a bit more upmarket. Only the best for our wedding couple.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Did you use organic ingredients?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Obviously.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's kind of funny to think I was going to get married.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Nah, what's funny was seeing you getting hoisted
0:25:28 > 0:25:31out of the church over Dad's shoulder. Gutted I missed that.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Ah, well, I can't wait to get married.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Well, obviously not yet!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39In a few years, when I find the right bloke.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Shut it! Ah, I didn't say anything. Why you getting all defensive?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56What is the matter with you? You've had a face like a dropped pasty all day.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57A what?!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00It means you've been a bit miserable, that's all.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Have you noticed Shirley in there?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Well, she's a bit hard to miss, babe.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I just wonder what it must be like for her.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Watching the man that she loves all over another woman.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Why are we talking about this? Phil's made his decision.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Well, I'm trying to point out the similarities.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29What similarities?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34You're in love with Lola.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38There you are. Jay, listen, come on, you're needed inside for speeches.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Jay?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Yes, all right. I'm coming.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Listen, is everything all right, Abs?
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Abs?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Fine. Everything's fine.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16Ladies and gentlemen, you all knew it was coming. The speeches.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22You boys better watch your mouths, yeah?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29All right, well, as first best man,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32or best best man as I like to call it, I'll keep it short.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33A bit like Phil.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Easy!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I wasn't talking about your height - a conversation I overheard
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Sharon having with Linda, but I'd best not repeat it, eh?
0:27:45 > 0:27:46I can vouch for that.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50No, but in all seriousness, I just want to say that Phil was
0:27:50 > 0:27:53good enough to take me in and I wouldn't change that for the world.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55That being said, I didn't have to marry him.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Um, Sharon, I've got one word of advice
0:27:57 > 0:28:00if you're going to spend every night with him for the rest
0:28:00 > 0:28:03of your life and it literally is just one word -
0:28:03 > 0:28:04earplugs.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10I did have some other stuff, but it's just more of the same,
0:28:10 > 0:28:13so I'd like to hand you over to the second best man, Ben.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24I'm going to keep it short and sweet as well.
0:28:26 > 0:28:32Um, it's no secret I've made some mistakes in the past and my dad,
0:28:32 > 0:28:36well, he's always been there when I needed him...
0:28:37 > 0:28:42and that's why, Sharon, I know you can rest assured,
0:28:42 > 0:28:44you've got a good man there.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49He's going to stand by you for life. No matter what.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55To the new Mr and Mrs Mitchell.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58ALL: The new Mr and Mrs Mitchell.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09I've actually got some words that Peggy sent me
0:29:09 > 0:29:12that she'd like me to read out, if you don't mind.
0:29:14 > 0:29:20"My darling son, Phil, it breaks my heart not to be here with you today."
0:29:20 > 0:29:21Aw!
0:29:22 > 0:29:26"But nothing breaks my heart more than the idea of seeing you
0:29:26 > 0:29:29"marry that no-good silly old tart..."
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Someone's had too much buck's fizz, I think!
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Excuse me, that's mine! Peggy asked me...
0:29:33 > 0:29:35All right, Ben. Ben! I'll read it.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38I'm sure we'd all love to hear what Peggy's got to say.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Sharon, Sharon, just leave it.
0:29:41 > 0:29:45"Nothing breaks my heart more than the idea of seeing you
0:29:45 > 0:29:49"married to that silly old tart.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52"I'd like to say don't come running to me
0:29:52 > 0:29:54"when it's all over, but you will.
0:29:54 > 0:29:59"And I'll be the one picking up the pieces just like I was
0:29:59 > 0:30:00"with your brother."
0:30:02 > 0:30:03She goes on a bit.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Sharon, just delete it. It's rubbish.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Er, yeah, you're right. It's rubbish.
0:30:10 > 0:30:11My phone!
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Right, I'd like to make a speech of my own.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Oh, here we go.
0:30:15 > 0:30:20It's no secret that Peggy and I have never seen eye to eye.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23We've both gone more rounds than Mike Tyson.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Well, come to think of it, so have me and Phil.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30But that's the reason we're here today.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32The difference between us and Peggy.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36The difference between my own mum
0:30:36 > 0:30:40and dad, who, most of you know, ran the pub we're sitting in for years.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43And it's called forgiveness.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48There's not one person in this room who hasn't done something
0:30:48 > 0:30:49they regret.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55So, I'd like to propose a toast.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56To fresh starts.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57ALL: Fresh starts.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02APPLAUSE
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Emma, it's Peter Beale. Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Erm, have you got a sec? Peter?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Sorry, I'll call you back.
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Are you going?
0:31:20 > 0:31:23I've got a bit of a headache, so I'm going to...
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I could come with you if you want?
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Stay. Enjoy the party.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Your hair looks nice.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Hey. Are you coming back in?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Come on, then.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Um... I just need to quickly go and talk to Peter.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Look, I thought we were giving this a go.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Yeah.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Come on, then.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56I'm sorry. Apology accepted.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58No. No, I'm sorry. I mean, I...
0:31:58 > 0:32:00I can't do this any more.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02I mean, whatever this is...this.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Is this a joke?
0:32:07 > 0:32:08No.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13You're a little girl.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19You're a stupid little girl who spends her time running after
0:32:19 > 0:32:22a stupid little boy whose dad just happens to love a brass.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Like father, like son, I guess.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Anyway, I don't think I could have said it better than Sharon,
0:32:38 > 0:32:41but that's exactly what today is - it's a fresh start.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44And I couldn't have picked a better woman to make it with.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Oh, Phil.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52I hope you don't mind me butting in,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55but I've got a little speech of my own, if you don't mind.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Shirl. No. Go on, Shirley. Let's hear what you've got to say.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Not unless you want to tell Sharon?
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Why don't we all just...? No.
0:33:08 > 0:33:09Tell me what?
0:33:13 > 0:33:15You said you picked the better woman.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18So why did you sleep with me last Friday?
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Hello, I'm Sophie Long with your 90 second update.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Ian Henning's been held hostage by Islamic State extremists
0:34:10 > 0:34:11since December.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Today, his wife made an emotional appeal in the hope
0:34:14 > 0:34:16his captors will let him go.