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0:00:28 > 0:00:30You two, honestly.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Anyone'd think you'd just popped back from the shops,

0:00:33 > 0:00:34not the registry office!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Apart from that, there it is - the look.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42The look? The "pinch me, I just got married" look.

0:00:42 > 0:00:48Yeah, you can't hide it, no matter how blase you pretend to be.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51We're not being blase, Mum, it's just this bit was never the real bit.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yeah. Later, that's the real bit. Oh.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Well, I hope Stacey pulls her finger out.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Fancy not turning up this morning!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yeah. It was kind of weird.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Dead quiet last night an' all.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Was she? You never said?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Oh, yeah. Wasn't a big deal.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Martin said she that had a headache -

0:01:14 > 0:01:16so must've come on last night.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18So, take a pill and get over it.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I never had her down as a princess.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Thank you for coming.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24We're going to go set up at the house. Are you coming?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I've got a couple of errands to run.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'll, um, I'll be back later, though.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30All right. Bye, Mum. Bye, "Mum!"

0:01:32 > 0:01:36You and Stacey had a little falling out, have you? No, no. No, no.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Come on. It was obvious you were covering up just then.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh... Hey, come on, this is your hubby you're talking to.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46You can tell me. OK, all right, then. Come inside, come inside.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49No, don't. Oh, come on.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53We can't miss the main event an' all otherwise they'll never forgive us.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yes, I know, Martin. I just need to lay here for a bit longer.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:05 > 0:02:06FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:02:06 > 0:02:08CONVERSATION DOWNSTAIRS

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Right, what's your problem, missy?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Carmel?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Yeah, she kind of just barged her way past me...

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Cup of tea, couple of these

0:02:18 > 0:02:22and you'll soon be back to the Stace we all know and love.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Martin...tea.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Because between you and me,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Kush's dad would prefer to sun himself with his bit of fluff

0:02:29 > 0:02:33than come to the wedding, so he needs you and Martin there,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35not to mention Shabnam.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37She's your best mate, Stace!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44You have to promise not to tell anyone.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I swear. OK.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49It's the baby.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Martin's not the father.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Er...I think he is. He's pretty excited.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58No, no, that's the thing. He doesn't know.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh! I know.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, no. Whoa! Poor Martin.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09What, so she just come out with this last night, did she?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Well, no, no, not exactly.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15She tried to hide this old scan picture... Right.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16..even ripped it up when I asked about it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I mean, what mum does that, unless you've got something to hide?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And eventually I got it out of her at the mehndi.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26So who, then? While she was with Martin? No. No.

0:03:26 > 0:03:32Apparently, it was a one-night stand before they got together.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34See, that's the thing that I don't get.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Why lie about it if it was before they started?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42So when exactly? How many weeks before?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I don't know, she was being all cagey.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I didn't want to push it.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Have you spoke to her today?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52No. She's...she's avoiding me.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Do you think she's told Martin? Do you think that's why neither

0:03:56 > 0:03:59of them were there this morning? She was adamant that she wouldn't.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're thinking the same as me, aren't you?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08What? That we have to... we have to make her see sense,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10encourage her to tell him. No, no, no...

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Come on, Martin's the one who's going to end up hurt down the line.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18He will find out. Stacey thinks that he won't, but these things,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21they always have a way of coming out, don't they? No, no, no, no, no.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Not now. Not now. This is our day and it's about us, hey?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30You don't have to deal with anyone else, so, no.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32All right. All right? Yeah.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:33 > 0:04:34OK?

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Hello. So much to do. Hello, darling. You all right?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Come on. Yeah, yeah. Come on, let me see that henna. Here.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, look, I told you to stay still.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Hello. I'll see you later. OK? See you. OK.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55And what about your make-up?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I thought your friend was coming to do it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02There's a "congratulations" banner down there somewhere.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04What d'you reckon?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06We hang it up so it's the first thing they see when they come in?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Yeah, yeah.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, give me a hand with this, yeah?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12KUSH: Hello.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15What is he doing here?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17He's supposed to be getting dressed with Martin.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Um, can you finish up here? I need to talk to him.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Kushy, I've got some news.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30You're not going to like it but your dad's staying put on his holiday.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Shakki too, still at least it means he's staying out of trouble,

0:05:34 > 0:05:36and, um, Dariush sends his love from Dubai...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Mum, I can't do this right now. No, Kush, don't go in there! No!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44All right? Oh, it was meant to be a surprise, but...

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Never mind, I guess Shabnam will like it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Look, I'd better dash. Got to pick up some confetti.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'll see you two later.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I should probably go an' all. Just wait...

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Look, Kush, I'm sorry about this morning, I felt rubbish.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Anyway, I've got to go.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Shabnam wants me to help her get ready. Is it true?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Is what true?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I have a lovely pink lipstick that would suit you, Nancy.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, I don't really go in for make-up.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14But it's a wedding. Everyone goes for make-up, even Tam.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, no. I'm sorry. What?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20For cousin Aamina's wedding, we used a bit of concealer

0:06:20 > 0:06:23and if I'm not mistaken, some eyeliner as well.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oooh, you wore guy-liner?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28It was a very long time ago.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30And he looked lovely.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Well, I've got a feeling I'm going to learn quite a lot about you today.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Hey, hey, have you heard from Dad?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Yeah, just landed apparently, be back soon.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40And another one cutting it too fine.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I'm going.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44You ain't the only bloke in London

0:06:44 > 0:06:46who wants to sleep with me, you know.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48For a minute there I thought... What?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Where did you meet him? None of your business.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Was it in Walford? Was it in the Vic?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58No, it was in Stratford if you must know.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00What was he like, then?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Well, he had two arms, two legs, one of them things that you call a head.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Please tell me the truth.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19It doesn't mean anything. It's just DNA. Martin is his real dad.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Why didn't you tell me?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23What? You'd made your choice. You chose Shabnam.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I wasn't going to use it to change your mind.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Anyway, Shabs was pregnant and then...

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Zaair. Yeah.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Kush...I did what I had to. I moved on. To Martin.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It wasn't like that. It was...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Well, maybe at first it was, but then it changed.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43It got real.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Real enough that you're going to lie to him the rest of your life?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48No, I don't see it like that. How else can you see it?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52When he holds that baby, he is going to love that baby like it's his own.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54And that baby is going to love him.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56That's all being a parent is.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Yeah, look, sorry me and Stace missed the registry office.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, it's OK. If she's not well...

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Is she here? She's supposed to be helping me get ready.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09No, she's just popped out. Tell you what, why don't you wait?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19What if this baby looks like me?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Lily's got dark hair, so have I. You're only half Iranian.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24You've thought about this, haven't you?

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah, course I have.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26What am I supposed to do here?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Tell me, what I'm supposed to do? Nothing. Nothing?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Nothing. You just pretend that you never found out.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Is the baby OK? The scans and everything, are they normal, yeah?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's a little boy. There's a little boy in there. Don't, Kush, don't.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Don't let yourself go there.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45How can I not go there?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Because we're all mates. We all hang out together all the time.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53It just works. You and Shabs work. Me and Martin work.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55How can you be so practical about all this?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Because I've known a long time, Kush.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You just...you get used to it.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01That's just life, innit?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Just wake up every day and you just get on with it.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I don't know if I just can pretend...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08What is the alternative, then? What?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Come clean?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Cos I know for a fact that that will destroy Martin and Shabnam.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And I'm sorry for being selfish,

0:09:14 > 0:09:17but I don't really want to go back to that place,

0:09:17 > 0:09:18that horrible place.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21When Bradley died, I thought my life was over.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23And I know that you know how that feels.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I just want to be happy.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30This is our chance, Kush, to just be happy. I...

0:09:30 > 0:09:32It gets easier, I promise.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34PHONE RINGS

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's Shabs.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Shabs.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh, you're there? All right, yeah, I'm coming, I just...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I got caught up. Two secs.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51All right.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59She's, er, at mine with Martin.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Whoa, you can't just go, don't just go. We're not finished here.

0:10:06 > 0:10:06Yeah, we are.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Please, Kush.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13My suit's at yours anyway.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'm suppose to be getting ready with Martin.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18See what I mean?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I am buzzing.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I've packed my camera and a million tissues,

0:10:26 > 0:10:29because I am a nightmare at weddings.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Now what do you think - hat or no hat?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hello. Oh, hello again. The hat suits you. Mmm!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Maybe later. DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, that'll be Rashida and the sisters.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43I didn't know you had extra family coming?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, they're not extra. They always come.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Wouldn't be a wedding without them.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Wish my lot felt the same way. Hello!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I'd take a breath if I were you. What? Why? You'll see.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hello, Tamwar!

0:10:55 > 0:10:56THEY ALL EXCLAIM

0:11:01 > 0:11:04And this is Tamwar's young lady, Nancy. All right?

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Yes, I know. She needs our help. Upstairs. I...

0:11:10 > 0:11:11THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Tam...

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Thought Shabnam wanted a quiet affair?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22I've been worried about you.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'm so sorry.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Let's go and get you suited and booted.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hey. Hey.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm so sorry, but I've told Kush.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Sorry. It just... it felt wrong not to today.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38But he's promised not to say anything to Martin

0:11:38 > 0:11:40and neither will I.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44You guys are great together and I want you to be happy.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I really do.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Thank you.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49So, what are you going to do with me?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52War paint or...?

0:11:52 > 0:11:53PHONE RINGS

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Oh.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yeah, your social worker's here.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Have I interrupted something?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Er, just a wedding, nothing major.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Look, I'll go... No, no, don't.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I've just spoken to her - she's coming back with Kush.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11EXCITED CHATTER FROM UPSTAIRS

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Isn't she lovely? It's one of Shabnam's.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah. She really is. She's gorgeous!

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Thank you, ladies.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Sorry, Tam, could I just chat to you in the kitchen quickly?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Thank you. It's all right.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29OK, don't we need to get the hair done? Curlers, yeah?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Close the door.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Dude, you've got to help me.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What d'you mean?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Well, I can't wear this.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Why? You look beautiful.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Seriously.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Isn't it just, like, against the rules to wear this

0:12:47 > 0:12:48if you're not part of the religion?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49It's not a cult, Nancy.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm sorry.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I guess I just feel a bit awkward.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Why?

0:12:56 > 0:13:01I feel like there's this whole side to you that I don't even know.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Well, ask then.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04What?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Anything. I want you to know that side of me.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Hello. Hi. Sorry, thank you for waiting.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Look, I'm really sorry for intruding.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Look, if you want to do this another time, we...

0:13:21 > 0:13:24No, no, no. Sorry. It just, um, it slipped my mind.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27But this is important, isn't it? Yes.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Well, I'll get straight to the point.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32The solicitor should have been in touch,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34but it's good news - we have a date.

0:13:36 > 0:13:36A date?

0:13:36 > 0:13:41For the hearing at the family court about Jade.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42So our chances are good?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, as you know there is another party involved,

0:13:45 > 0:13:50so I can't really comment, but the process is moving forward.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Right, well, I'll get out of your hair.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Thank you so much for coming.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, no problem. And happy wedding day!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Is that what people say?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00It is now!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Anyway, I hope it's lovely.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Thank you.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Thank you. Bye. Bye. See you later.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14It feels like a sign, doesn't it?

0:14:15 > 0:14:15What? Finding out today, like...

0:14:16 > 0:14:17What? Finding out today, like...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I know...I know I shouldn't get my hopes up, but...

0:14:23 > 0:14:27..this time next year we could all be living together,

0:14:27 > 0:14:28like a proper little family.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Masood! Masood in da house. Hey. Hey!

0:14:37 > 0:14:43Is Daada out of hospital? Er, he's doing much better. And where's Mum?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Um, she couldn't make it.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49She's got some kind of gastric flu thing. She sends her love.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51So Kush is going to have to put up with me

0:14:51 > 0:14:53welcoming him into our family.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55But before that I've got a little bit of a surprise...

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I've got to give a signal.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Kamil! Boo!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Zainab didn't mind you bringing him?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08She didn't want him to miss out.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Kush, this is our little brother Kamil.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Hello, little man. I'm not little.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15No, you've grown at least a mile, haven't you?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Why do you look so boring?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20He's right. Come on. I'll help. Come on.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You can't say that to your sister. Come on. Let's go. Kitchen.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Let's get you some drinks.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hi, Kamil. My name's Nancy. I need to speak to you.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Are you upset our lot haven't made the effort?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Come outside, OK?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32They invited you?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35I'm Denise's sister and her and Shabnam are well tight,

0:15:35 > 0:15:37so it just stands to reason why she...

0:15:37 > 0:15:39So you're totally crashing, then, ain't you?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41All right. Hold it down.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You do know there's no alcohol at the wedding, though, don't you?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I like a wedding, me! I'm soppy.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm sorry about Vincent.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Oh, please. Your brother and his yo-yo knickers - old news.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56I'm happy being a single woman.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58So, um, where's Denise?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, she's going to meet us there.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02And no ideas, sunshine.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07I just needed a breather. Get my thoughts straight.

0:16:07 > 0:16:13Look, I know it don't make up for it, but your dad did send you this.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Flights. Mmm.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24It's the honeymoon, he said. Where's it to?

0:16:25 > 0:16:29What?! The villa in Turkey.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, and look at this - flight's late afternoon,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35so you're going to have to miss your reception

0:16:35 > 0:16:36if you want to make it in time!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38That man, he never thinks.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Shabnam's a lucky girl to have you.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47You are a kind and genuine man and...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51..and I know your dad's a useless old scrote,

0:16:51 > 0:16:55but I know that you'll never let your kids down like him.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58You're going to be a brilliant dad one day,

0:16:58 > 0:17:02not just to Jade, but to your own baby too.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Mum...

0:17:06 > 0:17:07I've got to go, OK?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Wow. Look at you.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25Is it OK? It's a bit simpler than the last one...

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Absolutely stunning.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32I'm so proud of you.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40He kicked.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Kush...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I can't. I can't just walk away here.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You're asking me to ignore the fact that I'm going to be a dad.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Plenty of men do it every day.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Yeah, well, not me.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59It just feels wrong, you know...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03..me living one side of the Square,

0:18:03 > 0:18:06most likely bringing up a little girl I have no relation to,

0:18:06 > 0:18:10whilst you're over here with... What are you saying?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm going to tell Shabnam the truth. Kush, you can't!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's your wedding day! That's exactly why I have to tell her.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I'm supposed to be the person that she trusts most in this world.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21What does that make me if I'm hiding something like this from her?

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Think about what she's been through.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Think about how hard it has been for her having to watch me

0:18:25 > 0:18:27get bigger and bigger every day,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29knowing that I'm going to have everything that she lost.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Everything we both lost.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35I can't do that again.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's going to be OK, all right?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Somehow it is. It's going to be OK. No, it won't!

0:18:48 > 0:18:49I'm scared too.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56But this is something I've got to do. No, Kush.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Kush, please!

0:18:59 > 0:19:00PARTY CHATTER

0:19:11 > 0:19:13The rabble have arrived.

0:19:14 > 0:19:19Have you lot been drinking? TOGETHER: No.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh, nice one, guys(!) Shabnam's wedding day.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oi, have a juice.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's well nice in here, ain't it?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Shame there aren't no fitties, though, apart from you, of course.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Where is Shabnam anyway? In the kitchen. What? Cooking?

0:19:33 > 0:19:34The Imam does the vows in there.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36What?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39It's a Muslim thing - the bride and groom have to be in separate rooms.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41And the girl has to be in the kitchen because...?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's not a sexist thing.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45All right, sorry. You said I could ask.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47We wouldn't usually have it at home like this.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48It's a bit of squash.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50And so what about Zainab, then?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Ill...so he says.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, I don't buy that one for a second.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Me neither.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01So, er, what's the real reason your ex ain't here?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Come on, I know she ain't got a stomach bug.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I wanted Kamil to come here and she took it badly.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12She said she was ashamed of me.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15I mean, she feels pushed out, I suppose, but I didn't mean to...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17What? What?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19She's scared.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Scared? You clearly haven't met Zainab.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26No, she's scared of coming back here, being in this house,

0:20:26 > 0:20:29but not being part of the family any more.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30He's coming!

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Oh, no, I'm in the wrong place. I'm in the wrong place! OK.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41And...wah-hey!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Where's Shabnam?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44In the kitchen.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Was that not supposed to be a bigger deal?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Thank you. Thanks for everything.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57You're not supposed to be in here.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58I need to speak to Shabnam.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01There's no time for that. Please.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03It's all right, it's all right, honestly.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Honestly, it's fine.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16All right.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19What's wrong?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25What is it? You've been on edge all day. I've...

0:21:26 > 0:21:28..been speaking to Stacey.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Stacey?

0:21:29 > 0:21:33About her baby, about Martin not being the dad and it's...

0:21:36 > 0:21:40It's not easy for me to say, after everything...

0:21:40 > 0:21:41It's all right. I know.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44You know?

0:21:47 > 0:21:48You're scared...

0:21:50 > 0:21:53..about Jade, about not being her real dad.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59But this is nothing like Stacey and Martin.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04We'll...take it slowly, we'll talk to each other.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I mean, I've already seen a glimpse

0:22:09 > 0:22:11of the kind of parent that you'll be.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15I, um...

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I got a flutter today...

0:22:24 > 0:22:27..like a phantom kick.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34I know it's probably just butterflies from...but, um...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39..for a moment, for a millisecond, it was...

0:22:45 > 0:22:50Zaair is always... he's always going to be with us.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53You know that, right?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57That doesn't mean that we can't try and move forward.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03You're going to be an amazing dad.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Mmm.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17OK.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Salaam Alaikum. Wa-Alaikum Salaam.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27Are you ready?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Martin...

0:23:35 > 0:23:37..can we go somewhere? I need to talk to you.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40What, now? It's about to start. Please.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Stacey, you're needed in the kitchen.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Go on.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46In a minute, yeah?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Put this on. Tried to put it on you outside

0:23:50 > 0:23:52but you steamrolled through. Sorry, thanks.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Ah!

0:24:08 > 0:24:12So, are you ready to be my, um, pretend bridesmaid?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Oh-h!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I declare I want to marry Shabnam Masood.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Yes, yes, Kush!

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Do you have the mahr?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Yeah.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Thank you. I'll go and speak to the bride.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36(What's that?)

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, it's like a dowry,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40says he wants to be with her for life.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44It's kind of old-fashioned, but it's more of tradition than anything.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45It's pretty old-fashioned.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Good with kids, isn't he?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Khoroush Kazemi has proposed marriage and offers the mahr.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Do you accept? Qubool hai.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Do you accept? Qubool hai. Do you accept? Qubool hai.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Please sign here.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Oh, sorry.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35The bride has accepted your proposal.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Do you accept Shabnam Masood as your wife?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Qubool hai.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Do you accept? Qubool hai. Do you accept? Qubool hai.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Please sign here.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45GUESTS CHAT

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Oh, babe, you look beautiful, Shabs, you look beautiful, baby!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04You are now husband and wife.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06May Allah bless your marriage,

0:26:06 > 0:26:11and join the two of you in blessings and love.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13CHEERING

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Kim!

0:26:25 > 0:26:31I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just weddings and me and...stuff. Yeah.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35You know what, you're going to find someone who's worthy of you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39And in the meantime, I'm standing in...all right?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, come here, babe. Come here, babe.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47HORN BEEPS

0:26:47 > 0:26:48PARTY CHATTER

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? Shh!

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Fatboy...

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Gotta go, gotta go... Thank you.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, these two lovebirds have to go on their honeymoon,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01so I will make this very brief.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Kush, you're a good man

0:27:04 > 0:27:09and I know my daughter will be very, very happy.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Now, one word of advice -

0:27:12 > 0:27:14please don't leave your clothes lying around on the floor.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19Oh and another thing, second word of advice - learn to wash up properly.

0:27:19 > 0:27:24Shabnam. Shabnam, my beautiful daughter.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28You've shown so much strength throughout the year.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29You make me proud every day

0:27:29 > 0:27:32and I am so happy that you've found your soulmate.

0:27:35 > 0:27:40So, um...three cheers for the bride and the groom. Hip hip...

0:27:40 > 0:27:42ALL: Hooray!

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Hip hip... ALL: Hooray!

0:27:43 > 0:27:47OK, everybody, they've got to catch a cab. Hip hip... ALL: Hooray!

0:27:47 > 0:27:51What did you want to say earlier? Oh, nothing.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Um...I probably should have said it before, but you make me

0:27:54 > 0:27:56a really happy "not" wife.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01I had this speech... but I'll tell you later.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05OK. You can tell me later. I'll tell you later.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Just wait there a second. OK.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12OK, everyone ready? They're coming. You ready?

0:28:14 > 0:28:18Ready, ready, ready, ready! CHEERING

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Congratulations!

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Congratulations. Thank you.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33It is the right thing.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Goodbye.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Excuse me, bro. Congratulations, mate.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Mate, so pleased for you. Genuinely. Magic.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Right come on, then, Shabs, your honeymoon awaits! Let's do this.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51CHEERING

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Don't worry, I'll cover your stall.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Have you got your passports?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Bye!

0:29:11 > 0:29:12I love you.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14I love you too.