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0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Thank you.- See you later, bye.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36If you're looking for Roxy,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39she's gone to Dalston to try out some new products.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42She's really throwing herself into this new business idea, isn't she?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without her.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Actually, it's you I came to see.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I wondered if you can fit me in for a quick blow-dry?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Well, Paul should be free in, like, ten minutes.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54No, no, I'd prefer the boss, you know, after I saw what you did with Roxy's new look.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- After you.- Thank you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Linda get off OK?- Yep.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Rattler was delayed, as usual, but her and Jane are on their merry way.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I don't get why she has to go all the way to Birmingham for a wedding fair.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12What, says the girl who nearly got married in a tracksuit?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You are getting so boring.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16So as L's plotting overnight,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I thought I might go see some of the boys over in Watford later.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm sorry, "the boys"?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Yes, the boys. I've still got mates over there.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh. So, who's going to run the bar?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Well, that's what I've got you three lovely little treacles for, ain't I?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Don't mind, do you?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Nah, of course not. Happy to steer the ship for a while.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Second nature to me.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Might've known you'd jump at the chance to

0:01:36 > 0:01:37slip into the landlady's shoes.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Go and stick your head in a trifle. - Oh, dear.- Pop...

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Yeah, I know. So, listen, you listen to this bird

0:01:44 > 0:01:46cos she does know how to run a boozer.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Truer words were never spoken.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Actually, I've got some really good ideas

0:01:50 > 0:01:52how to get the mid-week trade rolling.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Nice.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56That's brilliant, that.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59She's going to be barking orders at us all day.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Give her an inch and she'll take a mile, mark my words.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Turn it in, the pair of you.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05She knows what she's doing, all right?

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Right, my little beautiful son.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18You ready to meet your Nanny Shirley today? E?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22"..Shabs is loving the villa and we've never been happier."

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Oh, bless. "All our love, Kushy.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29"Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss."

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Five kisses?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33He knows I'd only worry with anything less.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Crisis. Kamil's just spilt juice all over the carpet.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I remember when you used to do that with milk.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43He was a very clumsy child, this one.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Must be genetic.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Shouldn't you be at work?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49No, I took a day's leave. I'm taking Kamil to see Nancy and Ollie.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Isn't that sweet?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I might as well make the most of my time with him

0:02:52 > 0:02:54before Mum wants him back in Pakistan.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57When's Kamil due to go home?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, I haven't booked the flight yet. And, to be honest,

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I really can't face thrashing it out with Zainab after everything she said about me.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Now, don't let her get under your skin.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Well...hard not to.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10She cuts through self-esteem like a razor blade.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11You listen to me.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You are a wonderful man and a magnificent father,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19and don't ever let your ex tell you any different.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21OK.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'd best get back to Kushy's stall.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I've got big plans, just you wait and see.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Have fun.- Yeah.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, that's good, thanks.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Next time you'll have to let me at you with the scissors.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38What's the occasion?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Just a business meeting, that's all. You know how it goes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Very busy in here.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Everyone wants to be beautiful.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47There must be a really healthy profit margin in your industry, is there?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- PHONE RINGS - Why do I feel like I've walked into Dragons' Den?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Just showing an interest.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's nice to know that you and Roxy are doing well, that's all.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Uh, Dean, the...

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh, one sec. Yeah, yeah. Finish her off.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Cheers. It's all go in here today, isn't it?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, you wouldn't believe. That guy's been on the phone all morning.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oh, yeah, tricky customer?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Uh, estate agent.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Me and the girls think Dean's got his eye on a new salon.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Really?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19You know what they say - location, location, location.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Thank you.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Something important?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Just a bit of business, you know how it is.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32That's 35 today.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, I... I actually left my purse at home.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Good job I know where you live.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'll tell you what, Roxy's coming over to mine for lunch later.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- If you join us, I can give it to you then.- Really? She never said.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47We arranged it earlier, that's all. See you about one o'clock?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Fine.- Thanks

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Hi, Rox, it's me. Listen, what are you doing for lunch?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, I've just got a proposition for you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07You're not back on the scratchcards again, Billy?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Worked for Alfie, didn't it?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Lightning doesn't strike twice, Billy.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Besides, didn't you waste enough money on them last time?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Right now, I'm prepared to give anything a shot.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Funerals and chips not paying the bills?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21No... No. Honey's over from Canada staying with her

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Auntie Caroline in Kent.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I have to take Janet down for Will's birthday.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Oh, that'd be nice.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Yeah, but now I've got to get them a decent present and our train fare on top of it.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Well, gambling isn't the answer, Billy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36You're right about that. Haven't got any odd jobs going round here, have you?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37You'd be lucky.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41I'm only on a zero-hours contract as it is.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Ron, you couldn't spare us a couple of quid, could you? Till payday.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Can't Les give you an advance?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I've tried that, haven't I?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Besides, I've got all that unpaid leave to make up for.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- You should have thought about that before you jetted off to Canada. - It was Phil's idea!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I wouldn't ask, but it's Honey and the kids.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- I'm sorry, Billy, I can't. I need every penny for myself at the moment. - What for?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You ever heard of a hostile takeover?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13What's that? New TV?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Um, excuse me? Excuse me, sorry.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19What you got in there?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Straight through, fellas. Don't worry about her.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- If you've come to talk about Pearl... - Bad time?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29No, I want to sort something out, obviously. It's just the place is still full of boxes, you know?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31What you got going on in there? A whole cinema?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34If you wanted the grand tour, all you need to do is ask.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Like I care about your man cave. Come on, Pearl.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Let's leave Daddy and his toys.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40We ain't interested.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Two for Tuesdays!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49That's two for the price of one on all drinks tomorrow.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Why not just say, "Buy one, get one free"?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55BOG OFF, Elaine. Is that what you mean, Kim?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58You can never turn down a free drink, can you, Shirley?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Shame you're not welcome.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What you up to out here?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Just getting rid of the rubbish.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Here you are. Get that while you're down there.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I would, but we don't all drop to our knees for a cigarette.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Can we not have the handbags, please, ladies?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Come on, Mick. There's a bad smell round here.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24What's this in aid of?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Nothing special.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Dot said she'd have Matthew for the day, so I thought it'd be nice if we could get together.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Come on. You didn't go to all this trouble just for a chat.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35OK, you've got me. I had an idea.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38And we know how dangerous that can be.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ooh, rose. Yes.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Better not, babe. You've got clients this afternoon. You know what you get like.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I overheard you speaking on the phone this morning.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Fine. No secrets round here, are there?

0:07:47 > 0:07:52I know you're thinking of expanding the business and I don't blame you.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I think it's a really good business opportunity.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You want to buy into Blades?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Yeah. I think the three of us make a really good team, don't you?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, Ronnie.- Oh?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah. That call wasn't about the business - it was about a house.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09- Dean.- What? She's going to find out sooner or later.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12We've been talking about the possibility of moving out of London.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Since when?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17It was just talk, really. Wasn't it, Dean?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Yes, but with the market the way it is, I thought I'd have a look

0:08:20 > 0:08:22at some properties and see what we can afford.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Look where? - How do you feel about Essex?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32He must've spent a fortune.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Boxes kept coming out of the van like it was a clown car.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, a big, flash pad, a big telly...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Won't replace you and Pearl, you know?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yeah, but he doesn't have to be so blatant about it.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47It's like, "Oh, look what you could've had."

0:08:47 > 0:08:50You know, I thought you had more about you than to

0:08:50 > 0:08:52have your head turned by, you know, a few mod cons.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Well, a bit more. - I won't be the poor relation, Dee.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Two can play his games. I'll see you later.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00See you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oi!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Watch where you're going with that deathtrap.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Excuse me?

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Gather round, ladies. Catwalk fashion at dog-cheap prices.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Strike a pose in eye-catching '80s chic.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- You've certainly got the patter down.- I should hope so.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I used to do this all the time in Romford.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Where did you get all this from? - My old wardrobe.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33There's all sorts of classics crying out for a good home.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Does Kush know you're selling your old cast-offs on his stall?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41They're vintage. Some of these are designer, I'll have you know.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Second-hand clothes belong in a charity shop, if you ask me.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Yeah, no-one did.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Stay away from me, all of you. Stay away from me.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- What's the matter with her? - How long have you got?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I feel bad now.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Maybe she's right. Maybe they ought to go to charity.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01That would be a nice gesture.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05No, this is quality gear. You'd make a killing down Shoreditch.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08And Kushy wouldn't want me giving his profits away, would he?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Especially now he's got responsibilities to his wife.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14How are they getting on? Have you heard from them?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Carmel showed me this e-mail that they sent this morning.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Yeah, here we go. Listen to this. "Arrived safe, Turkey's gorge.

0:10:21 > 0:10:27"Red hot all day, every day so far. Sweating morning, noon and night."

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Bet the weather ain't bad, either!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Carmel!

0:10:31 > 0:10:32All right for some, innit?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, I've missed this.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Kushy's going to be proud of his old mum.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38He certainly will.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Have you sorted things out about Kamil yet?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm getting around to it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Take it from me, when it comes to exes, never put off until tomorrow.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55You'd better make it quick.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I don't want Dean or Buster catching you here.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Sorry about Elaine. I left her in charge for a day and the power's gone to her nut.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03What did you do that for?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05L. She's not back until tomorrow,

0:11:05 > 0:11:08so I thought we could make the most of it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- You, me and Ollie.- Are you for real?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Yeah, I thought we could take him out for the day,

0:11:13 > 0:11:14just the three of us.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16I'd love that.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well, it's about time he got to know his other nan, isn't it, eh?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'd better do the slips.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34When were you planning on telling me?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I... Look, it was all talk.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40All right? I had no idea he was actually seriously looking, did I?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43And what about Amy? Do you think it's a good idea just to uproot her?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I haven't even thought about any of that stuff yet.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48That's my point, exactly, Rox.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Look, we can't all stay squashed up in Shirley's, can we?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Amy needs her own bedroom, they're going to need space for Jade.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55So Essex?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's not Mars.

0:11:57 > 0:12:02You do realise I'm not going to be there to pick up the pieces

0:12:02 > 0:12:04when it goes wrong? And it will go wrong.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Sorry, Ronnie, can I steal your sister away?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I've got a client at half past.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Yeah, and we've got the rest of our lives to plan.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Excuse me, Ronnie.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Thanks for lunch. Even I had a good time.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23And don't worry about the £35 - you can keep it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Shabs and Kush make such a cute couple, don't they?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32I know. Didn't she look beautiful?

0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Am I the only one doing any work here today?- Elaine, I literally just sat down.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Tam's just brought Kamil over.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, too bad we ain't running a creche.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Sorry, if it's a bad time.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45What on earth were you wearing?

0:12:45 > 0:12:46It's a salwar...

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Salwar kameez.- Salwar kameez.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51So long as you don't get any funny ideas in your head.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Look, you're obviously busy, so I think we should get going.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57No, no, darling, it's all right. I was only teasing.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01It's just this one has a history of having weird weddings. Watch out.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah...definitely going.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- No, Tam, you don't have to go, man... - It's fine, I'll see you later. - Ta-ra.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I can't believe what you've just said to him.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11What? What've I said?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14"Weird weddings." What's weird about having a Muslim wedding?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Nothing. I love a sari, it's beautiful,

0:13:16 > 0:13:17just not on a wedding day.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Sorry, what?!

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Right, I'm going to go and mind the bar.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Have you actually heard yourself?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Look, marriage is difficult enough as it is.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Those people, they have a lot of different customs.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh, "those people"?!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Don't get all PC with me. I'm just saying it like it is.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36No, you have no idea about Islam. You have no idea what you're talking about.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I never said anything about Islam. Who do you think you're talking to?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I think I'm talking to the kind of person who believes everything they read in a newspaper.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Oi. Keep it down, please? - She was just really rude to Tam.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48No. She was just really rude to me!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Please, please, all right? Can you just kiss and make up?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Nah, no way, not until she apologises to him.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I'm the one who's owed an apology.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- What, from me?- Please, Nance, please. - No, no. I'm sorry, you're mad.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh, Mick, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get Ollie all worked up.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- MOBILE RINGS - That's my blower. Can you...?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yeah, yeah. Sorry, darling.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Hello, sweetie. I'm sorry Nana...

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Is that Linda?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14No, it's just one of the boys I'm meeting up with later.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Look, I can't really talk now.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Just let me call you back, all right?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Now THIS I like.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29That was inspired by an old Versace collection,

0:14:29 > 0:14:32before he got shot. That takes me back.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Here, Denise, have a load of this.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Really? Have you got nothing better to be spending your time on?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42It's called retail therapy.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Come on, Denise.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I know there's a style icon hiding behind that tabard.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Here, I reckon... I reckon this one'd fit you.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Well, it is... Yeah, it's a cut above your usual market tat,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- I'll give you that. - I'm right here, you know?

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- So, how much do you want for it? - I don't know, shall we say 50?

0:15:05 > 0:15:0650 quid?!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Ladies.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13That's no problem. I suppose I can treat my sister, can't I?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Kim, come on, don't be ridiculous.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17You've got nothing to prove, you know?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's Pearl you should be spending your money on.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22We'll let you know.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27No offence. Last thing I need is you in my earhole.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- You know he's planning on moving to Essex?- Good.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31No, he's taking my sister and my niece with him.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- It's only down the M25, isn't it? So...- No.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37It's far enough for him to shut me out of their lives for good.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- He's got Roxy just where he wants her.- I get it, I do,

0:15:39 > 0:15:41but we've been through all this.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43I'm not going to change my mind. I'm sorry.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46So, what are you saying to me? That I shouldn't even put up a fight?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49That's what he wants you to do. He wants you to kick off with Roxy.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51That's what he wants. He wants you to push her away.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Right, so what's the alternative?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56The geezer ain't wired right. He's filth.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00She's a smart girl. She will clock that eventually.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- You need to be patient. - Do you know what?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Of all the people, I thought that you would understand,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06but I think you're a coward.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Use your nut, Ron.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10How can you protect your family when you've burnt all your bridges?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Mick?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Yes, mate.- You haven't got any work going, have you? Just for today?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Sorry, mate. I've got nothing, on my life.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Thanks, anyway.- I'm sorry, Bill.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Kamil has officially seized control of my laptop up there.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Er... Sit down for a minute, will you?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Why don't I like the sound of this?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43So...

0:16:43 > 0:16:48It seems that Kamil will be staying here a little longer, after all.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Have you spoken to Mum?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Is she still sick? - She's not sick. She wasn't sick.- Oh.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59The truth is...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01she doesn't want anything to do with this family any more.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04It wasn't just the wedding.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- She's never coming back here. - She's just abandoning Kamil?

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- No, that was my decision. - What? And she's OK with that?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18She'll have to be. She's washing her hands of this family,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20that includes your brother, as well. She can't have it both ways.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23So you've not actually spoken to her about this?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25No, not yet, but I will.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28So from 4,000 miles away, Dad, you're still intimidated by her.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29That's not fair.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32You know, I've just had to listen to Nancy's grandma being borderline

0:17:32 > 0:17:34xenophobic and I just sat there and took it.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Why? What did she say? - Doesn't matter.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39The point is I said nothing and walked away, and it's no wonder

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- when this is the example I've been set.- Things are about to change.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Really? Well, why don't you call her now?- What?- Call her.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Well, yes...

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm sorry I overreacted at lunchtime.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- OK, I'm not in the mood for another lecture, all right?- I know. I know.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- I just don't want you rushing into anything.- I'm not.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I'm thinking about my future, about Amy's future.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09And I respect that.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13I just don't understand why your future can't be here in Walford.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Because London house prices are a joke, OK?

0:18:15 > 0:18:19And we can't stay here, stuffed up with Dean's parents, can we?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Do you know what it's like waking up to Shirley's fag breath every morning?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24I'd rather not.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Look, you know, it's what people do.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30It was bound to happen sooner or later, right?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Look, I know this sounds silly, OK?

0:18:32 > 0:18:37But I always thought that we'd end up like two old ladies

0:18:37 > 0:18:38in the Golden Girls,

0:18:38 > 0:18:42and that Matthew and Amy would grow up together.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45We will always be in each other's lives, all right?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47No matter what happens.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52I suppose Matthew and me will be all right on our own.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- I'll have to get a cat or something. - No, I've told you a million times,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I'm not letting you turn into the crazy cat lady, OK?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Please?- Anyway, look, nothing's decided, OK?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I'm not going anywhere just yet.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Thanks for locking up, babe.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Mummy! Mummy! Look at this!- Ooh.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- What's that?- Stopped by the estate agent's on the way home.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I couldn't resist showing Amy. - It has a garden.- Yeah.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah, it's a three-bed semi in Brentwood.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- It's new to the market, so I booked us a viewing for tomorrow.- That soon?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Well, these things get snapped up fast.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23What do you reckon?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25SHE CHUCKLES

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Just this, please. - Ooh, someone's in a hurry.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31What is it, a hot date?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Ha! Chance would be a fine thing. No, I'm off to me yoga in a minute.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37After all day in the market? I don't know how you do it.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Got to keep moving.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Tell you the truth, I haven't felt this alive since Omar and me

0:19:41 > 0:19:43first started back in Essex.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Oh, yeah? So who are you doing your downward dog for these days, then?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oh, stop it!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51No, I just don't want to let myself go, that's all.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- You should come with me sometime. Give it a try.- Ah, I see.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57What?

0:19:57 > 0:20:03This wouldn't have anything to do with a certain postie,

0:20:03 > 0:20:04by any chance?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Why? What are people saying?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10They're not saying anything. It's just, you know, after...

0:20:10 > 0:20:15Well, I've seen the way you and Masood are with each other.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Don't be silly.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18We're just in-laws, that's all.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- All right.- There's nothing more to it.- No, it's my mistake.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Look, don't get me wrong. He's a lovely bloke,

0:20:27 > 0:20:30but that's as far as it goes.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Forget I said anything.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Anyway, I'd better dash. Don't want to be last one there.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- No. Carmel?- What?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Thank you.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah, of course we're still on. I'll be about ten minutes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Oi! Where do you think you're going? - I'm going to meet Lee, ain't I?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55This is called pulling your weight, is it?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Excuse me. I've been working all day.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Are you just going to leave us in the lurch?- What's the problem?

0:20:59 > 0:21:03She seems to think she can swan in and out without so much as a by your leave. It's not a hotel!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Elaine, I've had a ten-minute break in the last six hours

0:21:06 > 0:21:09and, I tell you what, I ain't putting up with it!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Very well played(!)

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Nance, can you just cover Whitney's shift, please?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Oh, is she going to apologise to Tamwar?- What?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Nah, didn't think so. Sorry.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Is there any chance of getting served?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, yes.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Can I choose my own room, please? - Yeah, of course you can.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Yay!- Dean, are you sure we can afford this?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Depends if you've spoken to Ronnie about number 27 yet.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I was working my way up to it.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Ahem.- Why? What's up?- Ronnie?- Mm-hm?

0:21:37 > 0:21:42How would you feel about buying my half of the house?

0:21:42 > 0:21:46- I don't think I've got that kind of money.- Well, you were all set to buy into Blades this morning.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Yes, I was, but that was as a business investment.- But this way, you get to own your own house

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- and we get to use the cash for a deposit. - Can we go? Can we go, please?

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Can we go?!

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- OK. Well, I'll see what I can do. - She's going to see what she can do!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'll see you all later.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03I'll see what I can do!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07GIGGLES

0:22:12 > 0:22:13OK, Pearl, we're home.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20I'll get you out of that in a minute, all right?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, my gosh...!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Well, anyone would think you had a hard day at work.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's called being a full-time mother.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Oh, I don't suppose you fancy your old nanny job?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Er...no. What, so you can go out and do shopping all day?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Like I can afford to. You were right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I don't know who I was trying to kid.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49DOORBELL CHIMES

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Well, we all know the answer to that one, don't we?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Whatever they're selling, we ain't buying.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Guess who.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01What do you want?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Can you not just grin and bear it? Just for a couple of hours?- What?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07So you can just go out drinking with your mates?

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Do I not get any time to myself? - I don't mind serving for a bit.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- If I can stomach her, you can. - I shouldn't have to after the things she said.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Can you just put the handbrake on until tomorrow for me, please?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- I'm sorry! I can't handle her when she's like this. I'm going round Tam's.- Just unbelievable.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I warned you. Bad apple spoils the barrel.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Is someone going to give me a hand out here or what?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Go on, go after her. I'll hold the fort.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'll be as quick as I can.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Nance, hold up.- Leave it, Dad. - Nance, please.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Are you sure you've got time for this?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49You haven't got a snooker table being delivered or something?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Everything in that house is about making a home for Pearl.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54But this is Pearl's home.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57You know what I mean. I'm trying to be a good dad here.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I get that. Look, I'm prepared to let you see her,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03but it just has to be on my terms.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Name them.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- OK. One, I pick the days.- Fine.

0:24:11 > 0:24:17Two, I call the shots. When I say it's home time, it's home time.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Agreed.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22Three... I can't think of three right now.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24How about tomorrow?

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Tomorrow?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Sure.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Great. I'll pick her up around midday.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33You!

0:24:43 > 0:24:44What?

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Billy.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52That cash you were after,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54how badly do you want it?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Ten minutes, you said. - I'm really sorry.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'm having a 'mare at the Vic. I just couldn't get away.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Where's Ollie?

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I'm sorry. We're going to have to do it another time.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09But there won't be a next time, will there?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Cos when Linda's back, you won't be able to get him out of the pub.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- No, we'll work something out.- No, we won't work something out, Mick,

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- cos you always put other people first.- Shirl, don't...

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I am sick of sneaking around.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23From now on, we either do this out in the open, or we don't do it at all.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- I hope it's not too late. - Oh, not at all.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31I just got back from yoga.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35I was going to have a glass of plonk with Craig. Can I get you something?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Erm... No, I don't want to be a third wheel.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Don't be silly.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42He's just doing his business

0:25:42 > 0:25:44and then we'll settle down in front of the telly.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46He's in the bathroom?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Craig's my cat.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Yes, of course, he's your cat. - He's not very well, poor thing.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I'll have to take him to the vet in the morning.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Well, I won't keep you long.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I just wanted to say thank you for that advice today.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Oh, so you cleared things up with Tamwar, then?

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Actually, I called Zainab and I laid down the law,

0:26:06 > 0:26:09- and I said Kamil's staying with me. - How'd she take it?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Predictably badly.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I told her, if she wanted him back, she'd have to come here

0:26:13 > 0:26:15and get him herself.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Good for you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Show her you're not to be messed around with.- Listen, erm...

0:26:21 > 0:26:24There's a special on at the Vic tomorrow night and I wondered

0:26:24 > 0:26:26if I could get you a drink to celebrate.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Aw. Two for the price of one?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Yeah, I'll be there.- Yeah?- Like the Jackson 5.- Well, it's a date, then.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Erm... No, I didn't mean... - No, I know.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I mean, we're kind of family now, ain't we?- Yes, yes, we are.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- It wouldn't be proper.- No, of course. - Just good friends, eh?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Absolutely.- Yeah. Are you sure I can't get you anything?

0:26:46 > 0:26:50No, you know what? I really need to get going, so...

0:26:50 > 0:26:51I'll see you tomorrow night.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Billy.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18This ain't going to take long, is it?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Only I've got Les looking after Janet.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23I want you to let yourself in.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26What are we doing here, Ron?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29We're putting Dean Wicks out of business for good.