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0:00:25 > 0:00:30Baby, it's one more day. He's fine, stay. He'll be fine.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Baby, you pumped enough milk for the whole Square to have a bang on it.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36OK? So - just everyone's fine, don't worry. It's sweet.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Morning, darling! - Yeah, she's behaving.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43She's as good as gold.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I love you, too. I'll call you later.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Honestly, Mick, you've got to be careful with these cheap toys.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51He could choke on them.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Right. The troops won't rally themselves, will they?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Are you sure you left my keys on the side?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Will you relax? Paul's got a spare set.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I need my keys, Rox.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I will find them later. Come here, come here.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I've been doing some research.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11This seafood restaurant is right down the road from the house

0:01:11 > 0:01:15we're viewing later and I'm going to let you treat me and Amy to dinner.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- OK.- And come here. I've also been looking at local salons.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21I thought it was important to check out the competition - do you know what I mean?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Tell you what, I'll buy you dinner and you leave the business stuff to me, OK?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- PHONE RINGS - That's Paul. I'm late. I've got to go.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30You're not that late.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32PHONE RINGS

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Your flat? You cleared Blades out into your own flat?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah. What's the matter with that? - I told you to use a lockup.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40I thought you wanted to get rid of it fast.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43No, we were going to move it once I found a discrete buyer.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Look, Ron, I need to get down to Kent.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51No, Billy. I'm trying to ruin Dean. I don't want to give him the opportunity to put you in handcuffs.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54What were you going to do? Sell it on the market in plain sight?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58This cannot come back to us. Use your head, Billy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Now I know we hit some bumps in the road yesterday.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'm sorry - bumps? You racially insulted my boyfriend, Nan.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10And I'm sorry if anything I said was taken the wrong way.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13But if we all pull together,

0:02:13 > 0:02:17I reckon we can make TwoferTuesdays a staple in the Walford diary.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now we've all got our jobs to be getting on with,

0:02:20 > 0:02:24so when I ring this bell, the slate is clean and work begins, right?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30So - let's get cracking.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Come, on baby. It's a start, ain't it?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44I've been trying to call you.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I know I know. I got held up. Are all the girls in?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51The door was open when I got here. They've taken everything.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I don't believe this.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03You know you're the only woman in my life who ain't driving me mad at the moment, don't you, baby, eh?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Popping out again, are we?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Yeah, I've got a bit of running about to do

0:03:07 > 0:03:09so I thought I'd take her on a little mooch.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Right.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Linda's been sending me photos of her dresses all morning.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Nice to see our girl so happy, ain't it?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Yeah - music to our ears, ain't it? Come on, baby. Come on, then.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22There's a good girl.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'm guessing you haven't found those keys yet?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Oh, give me a chance. I haven't looked yet.- Don't bother. You're not going to find them.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- What you on about? - We've been cleared out, Rox. The door was left wide open.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- What?- Are you deaf?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Do I need to draw you a picture of my empty salon?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Oi! What's happened?- Ask her.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Hold on a minute. I locked up and I brought your keys home.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- I know I did.- How come there's no sign of a break-in, then?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44No glass, no broken locks.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- I don't know! why don't you call the police?- It's not Ocean's 14.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50You left the keys in the door and I got robbed. Case closed.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- I'll tell you what, I'm going to find those keys and when I do, I want an apology.- Oh, yeah?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Right.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Right, let's think this through.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You're insured, ain't ya?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I don't think my policy is going to cover me

0:04:05 > 0:04:07for dopey cows leaving keys in the front door.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Oh, come on. Anyone can make a mistake. No-one was hurt.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Count yourself lucky.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Lucky? I just lost ten grand's worth of equipment!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Not to mention a brand-new coffee machine that she made me buy.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- I didn't even got it out of the box yet.- Coffee machine?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Not one of those new poncy ones with the milk frother?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yeah, that's it. 400 quid's worth.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- That's funny.- Trust me, it's not.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32It is, it's funny because I saw Lanky Bob in the bookie's today.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34He said Billy Mitchell was in there earlier.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38His mate's got one for sale - cheap. Brand-new, still in its box.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Billy Mitchell? - Yeah. I'll deal with it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, no, no, no. You leave this to me.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- All right. - PHONE RINGS

0:04:56 > 0:04:58You should have heard her on the phone.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Talking about dresses and flowers. She was in her element.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah, and in the meantime her mother's got her feet

0:05:03 > 0:05:06so far under your table she's horizontal.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm sorry I let you down with Ollie yesterday.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11But I don't want to lay all this on L. Not now.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13He's my grandson too, Mick.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15At this rate, when am I going to see him? When he starts shaving?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I told you, you will.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I just don't want to do it behind her back.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I don't want to take the risk. She's happy.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25So she's happy being bride-to-be and everybody else has to suffer?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Do me a favour, don't talk to me about suffering

0:05:27 > 0:05:29when you're going home to the root of our problem.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I just want you to know that he's got two nans.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Not just Lady Muck.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I know, I know.- Craig!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Oh! - CAT MEOWS

0:05:40 > 0:05:44I promised Honey that I'd be there for Will's birthday.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46But now she's not even returning my texts.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'm sorry things are a bit tight for you at the moment, Billy.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53But she'll understand. You are a good man.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- No, I ain't.- Yes, you are.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You work hard to try and provide for your family.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01She could've done a lot worse than you.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Here, you take this and put it towards your train fare.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07No, Pam, I can't take it...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yes, you can.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You need to let that girl know how you really feel.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Billy...

0:06:20 > 0:06:24..life's too short for what ifs.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I only let her off the lead for a minute.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Well, it ain't our fault her cat's a coward.- He's a cat.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Of course he's scared when a massive dog chases him down.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Chases him down? Her?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40It takes her half an hour to get out of bed in the morning.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42He was so brave at the vet's this morning.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44He's had his tail off, look.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48No, he hasn't. It's his breed, he's a rumpy riser.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Bit like Buster this morning!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I can't have shut the cage properly...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Look at him, he's terrified.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Won't he jump down when he wants some munch?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00No, he don't jump. He's scared of heights, same as me.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well, he got up there quick enough, didn't he?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04All right, I'll climb up there and I'll grab him.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- No. He won't go to you, Mick. - Why?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- He don't like men.- What?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- He don't like men touching him. - Bit like our Tina!

0:07:11 > 0:07:12I'll give YOU a leg up and you can grab him.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15No, I told you, I'm scared of heights.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Besides, my neck's stiff after Bikram last night.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Who? - Well, what do you want to do, then?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26What?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29You, in a baby music class?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Why? I thought we'd go check it out.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33What? I've heard her mum sing in the shower.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- She must take after you. - All right, listen,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39it's going to take more than some Daddy Day Care act to

0:07:39 > 0:07:40get round me, all right?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42OK, bye-bye.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46And if there's a girl called Kelly there, watch her.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Cos she's a little biter.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Listen, it's me again.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I've just popped into Blades and then I knocked up at yours.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Can you give me a call when you get a chance?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Cheers. Bye. - There you go, love. Thanks very much.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Hey. Have you seen Rox?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11She's probably busy trying to get back in Dean's good books.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12What do you mean "good books"?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14She left the key in the door of Blades last night.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Someone cleared the place out. - What?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, he's got a temper on him, that boy.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Just like his mother. Gave her a right ear-bashing this morning.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24What are you telling me? He blames Roxy?

0:08:24 > 0:08:25It's crazy, ain't it?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I mean, who would want to turn over a hairdresser's?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Can't trust anyone these days, can you?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I've got one life, he's got nine. Work that one out.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Right, if you don't, she's going to call Denise or someone over.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44It's going to get back to the kids that we were together.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Well, the sooner they know, the better.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Thought you was going to give that the elbow, for Jade.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Those patches give me a rash.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Just go. I'll sort something out.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56If you drop me, I will kill you.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I won't drop you, all right?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05SHE SIGHS

0:09:10 > 0:09:11I need to speak to Roxy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13About what?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Why can't we just throw a shoe at it?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- No, what if you hit him? - Well, then we can all go home happy.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Shirl, just keep still.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Engage your core, Shirley. That's what I do with Bikram.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30What you do with Vikram, keep to yourself, all right?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Who?- Please, just liven up, Shirl. Please.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Just both shut up. - You need to talk to him.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I ain't a cat whisperer.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39You have to. That's what I do when he's anxious.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40It soothes him.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Come here, boy.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43His name's Craig.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Craig? Who calls a cat Craig?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I love my Strictly, don't I?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48You love your what?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Right. Craig... Craig.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55No. Shirley, you have to do it like this... "Craig Revel Horwood!"

0:09:55 > 0:09:57There is no way that is happening.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Shirl, please?!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Craig Revel Horwood!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Rox? Rox?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, come on, Dean, it's not that big a flat, you'd know if she went out.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'm not her keeper. She comes and goes as she likes.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Buster said you'd had a row.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23A row? It was far too one-sided to be a row.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Is she in the bedroom? Can I have a word?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ah! You need a warrant to search someone's house.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31You're not going in my bedroom.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34If you've done anything to her...

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Like what?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Anything. - What do you think I am?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Right, I'm going to give you two choices, OK?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Get out of my way, or I'm going to make you get out of my way.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44How about I give you two choices?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Give me the keys to my shop back...

0:10:46 > 0:10:48or I'm going to the police about you and Billy.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54Look at my baby. They saved you, didn't they?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I owe you both a drink later.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Don't worry about it, you're all right.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00No, you didn't have to help. I owe you.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Anyway, I better dash. Denise has been minding the stall all morning.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Do us a favour. You couldn't keep this schtum, could you?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Why? Everything OK?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Yeah, yeah, we've just had a warning about her being off the lead before.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- You know what people are like. - Oh, I see.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18And I've got a reputation to keep.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I don't want people thinking I'm going soft now, do I?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Thanks, see you later.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ta-ta.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27What do you want, Dean?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30A bit of respect would be nice. Billy Mitchell? Come on.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Respect?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Five minutes ago you were pretending that you'd locked my sister

0:11:34 > 0:11:35up in the bedroom.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Sorry? I'm not the bad guy here.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39That's you, you robbed my salon.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42And as far as your sister is concerned, she's happy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45We are happy - and you just don't like it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Never underestimate how far I will go to protect her.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Hello!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Well, maybe I'll let her know how far you'd go myself.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Hey.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58All right?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01That cat has got a serious problem.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Who? "Craig Revel Horwood"?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Get stuffed!

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Ever since...

0:12:13 > 0:12:16All I've been trying to do is make Linda happy.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I heard her today and I thought, that's my L.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23That's how she used to sound.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I just want to hold on to that for five minutes, you know?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I just don't want Dean getting wind of it.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Not while we're going through the application with Jade.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Well, when she gets back, I'll tell her about you and me.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I promise.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Why don't you go back? Before she changes the locks.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Tell you what, why don't we go

0:12:48 > 0:12:50and find a pub where Elaine ain't pulling the pints?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'll treat you to a nice booze, yeah?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Come on, then.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Come on, then, baby. Come on.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59OK, look, I'm sorry,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I know it's probably not the best quality stuff you've ever seen.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05But she said to me if we need anything else, just give her a call.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Is everything all right? - Yeah.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14You weren't picking up so I thought you might need some help.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- But it looks like you're all sorted. I'll see you later.- See you later.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18You not going to tell her?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What, me? Tell me what?

0:13:23 > 0:13:28Your sister has offered to pay for the refurb of the salon

0:13:28 > 0:13:31and cover our costs until we're back on our feet.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33No. I mean...the money.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You're buying me out of my half of the house. It's too much.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38That's what I said but she insisted.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Really?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Mm-hmm, yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Ron. Thank you so much. Thank you.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48There is one condition, however.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Seeing as we had to cancel that viewing, we'll do dinner here, yeah?

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Yes.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54No arguments.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03How about this?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yes.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I call it "Lady on the streets, freak in the sheets".

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Don't you think you should maybe just slow down a bit?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Have you seen these heels? I'm celebrating.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Celebrating what?

0:14:20 > 0:14:25My re-introduction into the wild. You were right.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- We need to move on.- "We"?

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Yes, "we". And tonight I will be your wing-woman.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36And make good use of me because, you see this?

0:14:36 > 0:14:41This is a Vincent-free but fitty-inclusive zone tonight.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43And I'm fed up of playing cat and dog with him.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's cat and mouse, but...

0:14:45 > 0:14:49It's going to take more than a baby music class and a compliment

0:14:49 > 0:14:52about my dulcet tones to get round me, let me tell you.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Anyway, we better get a move on because Carmel is meant to be

0:14:56 > 0:14:57meeting us there.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01You can't rush perfection. Besides, I've got half a bottle left.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Bottoms up.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I thought you were skint?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09You my accountant now?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11You two are keen.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Absolutely. And I'm really looking forward to our friendly night out.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17As friends...of course.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Three double rum and cokes, please, for the ladies.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24And a pint for that son-in-law of yours when I see him.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25What's he done to deserve that, then?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Oh, just did a girl a favour.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30He's a good boy, your Mick.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yeah. Good...and taken.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35The good ones always are, aren't they?

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Nan.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Is it me, or does that dude in the corner keep looking at me?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Big arms, checked shirt?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45That's Sam... Hi, Sam!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47He's a personal trainer.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50You don't get arms like that carrying a clipboard around, do you?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Please don't start all that.- What?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53There's no ring on that finger yet.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Doesn't hurt to shop around, does it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Hey.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I was thinking, the shop could do with a couple of coats of paint.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Not even Billy could mess that up. Could he?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Don't bother, Dean, all right? Because I'm not Roxy.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19You really do think you're that much better than her, don't you?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I think moving away from you might just be the best thing to

0:16:21 > 0:16:23ever happen to her, do you know that?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Do you really think you're going to get rid of me?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Do you?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29You know, in all the years, all the men, all the boyfriends...

0:16:29 > 0:16:32we've always stuck together. Do you want to know why?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Because we're Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell. And we always will be.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38And by the way, I might have a little bit of trouble

0:16:38 > 0:16:40releasing her share of the money in the house.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44So you might be stuck with me for a lot longer than you think.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49That went down quick! Would you like a top-up, madame?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Yes, I would... Thank you.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You're welcome. There you go.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Cheers.- All right.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58All right, Pop? See you later.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Hold up, you ain't getting all Houdini on me

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- again like last night, are you? - Well, Nan's been pimping me

0:17:02 > 0:17:04out over the bar and Babe's offered her out for a scrap

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- so I'm going round Tam's.- In that case, take the dog upstairs, please.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- What?- Go on. - Are you calling me a thief, Babe?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Creaming off the profits.- All right, come on, ladies, let's calm down.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Stand aside, son. I'm going to show her how we settled things at sea.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18THEY ARGUE, BELL RINGS

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oi, oi, oi! What on earth is going on?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Nothing. There's just been a misunderstanding, that's all.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25A misunderstanding? She's a liability.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Get out the back now, the pair of you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Lee, hold the fort.- What? I've just finished a full day's graft.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32What do you want, a paper hat? Do it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:42OK, now remember, one wink for ditch, two for switch. Right?

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Yes.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47And tonight remember, please, there's no Bs. What are Bs, Denise?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Bad boys and Beales.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Thank you very much. Now, let's see what we're dealing with.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Great(!)

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I spent too many years in the Merchant Navy not to notice

0:18:01 > 0:18:03a watered-down rum. She's been at the spirits, Mick.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Listen, Miss Marple.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Just cos you rode a horse or two, don't make you a jockey.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10She's upset the kids, now she's putting your livelihood at risk.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- All right, that's enough! - Thank you, Mick.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Now, if you've finished with your baseless accusations,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I'd like to go and serve our customers.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19No, Elaine. That's enough from you.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21This is my boozer.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23We don't row in front of the punters, we do not upset our own.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26You don't like the way I run my family, or my gaff, you can

0:18:26 > 0:18:28jog on right back to Watford, do you understand me?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Excuse me. I think I feel a migraine coming on.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well said, love.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I think that was very overdue, weren't it, Pop?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52He was the short, fat, bald bloke with the binoculars.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54His name...was Tom.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Spanish guys don't have names like Tom, Roxy.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59His name was "Tomas", then.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03He was a peeping Tomas!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05THEY LAUGH

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Sorry, babe. Do us a favour, go and get us another bottle, yeah?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Peeping Tomas, and you loved him.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Did you...?- No!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- I thought you did. - No, you loved him.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17- What?- You loved peeping Tomas.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, this is tragic, ain't it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Yep.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I only came in for a cheap drink and so far our table's been taken

0:19:27 > 0:19:31over by killjoys and my brother is being cornered by a cougar.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Couldn't get any worse, really, could it?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38You know, I never really knew my dad.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44What you doing?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Having a drink. Pearl's with Mum and she's out for the count.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50With her, Vincent?

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Look, I can't help it if a woman wants to come and talk to me.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Don't be jealous. - Jealous? I am so not jealous.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Good, I'm going to have another drink, if you don't mind?

0:20:00 > 0:20:05Sorry, bro, can I have the same again, please, and a whisky chaser?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06All right, mate.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Just listen.- No, I won't.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Well, where are you going?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Don't worry, I know where the door is,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14and I know when I've outstayed my welcome.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Leave it out. Don't be so stupid.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Goodnight, everybody!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, I hope you all enjoy yourselves on the first

0:20:22 > 0:20:24and last TwoferTuesday.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's been my pleasure.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Elaine, Elaine, listen. Elaine!

0:20:32 > 0:20:33I was out of order.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I should have given you a tug when you was on your jack.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, no, you made your point, loud and clear.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39I had to say something, didn't I?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I mean, you're watering down drinks. What do you think this is?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- The '90s?- You believe her?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46What can I say, the woman knows her rum.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Your pub, your family.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Just make sure you keep an eye on both, all right?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52OUR family. Our family.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Please, come back.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I know I overstep the mark. But it's only because I care.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58When I'm at home it's me, you know?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02I get the punters in, make my money. That's it.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05But when I'm here...I'm surrounded by people I love.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07And I've seen too many marriages

0:21:07 > 0:21:11and families fall apart across that bar to let it happen on my watch.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12What you on about?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I know you're having an affair, Mick.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Having a good time, are we?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yeah, not bad. You?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Yeah. Not bad.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Listen, don't take this the wrong way,

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I respect the cougar thing and everything.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38But tonight, I'm going to need you to put them claws away.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43So...

0:21:45 > 0:21:48..Vincent didn't tell you I've been out there calling him

0:21:48 > 0:21:51a mug for letting you slip through his fingers?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Clearly you don't want to end it with this bloke,

0:21:55 > 0:21:58so why don't you start fighting fire with fire?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02You want him back?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Go out there and show him what he's missing.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I think about my Honey every day.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Every day since I got back from Canada.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Well, grow a pair and call her, then.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Cos literally, Bill, if you were any closer, you'd be sitting on my lap.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I used to think about Ian all the time.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35See? There's always someone worse off than you.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42You don't think something's going on between Carmel and Vincent, do you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I don't know. Ask her yourself.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Right, then, I'm going to go check on my Craig.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Is Kim all right?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52She's going to be just fine.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03What you doing?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Don't talk.

0:23:05 > 0:23:11Just take a long look on what you're missing out on tonight.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Ah!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I think that's our cue to go.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23How long have you known me?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25You think I'd even look at another woman?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27You're disappearing all the time. No explanations.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Secret calls.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I've been busy, all right? I've had a lot on my plate.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I know the wedding's coming up.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I can only imagine things ain't been the same in the bedroom.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Really, Elaine? I mean, let's not go there.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I know you inside out. I've always been able to read you.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Something's going on.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48There he is, my hero.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Thanks for your help today. You and Shirley were life-savers.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Say no more. Night.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Night.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Kim. Kim, come on, you can't out-run me.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm not talking to you. You just showed me up in there.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10What you talking about? I just picked you up off the pub floor.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Look, I don't need your help.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14OK? And I'm not playing cat and dog with you either, all right?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Cat and dog?!

0:24:16 > 0:24:17I can't do this any more.

0:24:18 > 0:24:25All right, I need you more than you need me. OK? You win.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Kim? Kim, come on.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37I don't win if I don't have you.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01I mean, it's a good one. It does frappuccino, cappucino...

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Al Pacino!

0:25:04 > 0:25:08No, it don't do that. Anyway, it's yours if you want it.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just call me back, will you, Hon?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19I know I messed up today but I miss William.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23I really miss you.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27It's like...we are meant to be.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34Like, I'm your bee and you're my honey

0:25:34 > 0:25:38and I want to taste you.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Ain't I been a mum to you over the years?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I took you in when you were just a kid.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Where was Shirley then?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Now she stands by that boy.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I can't believe you let her anywhere near you.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00I'd almost prefer it if you were having an affair.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06I would give anything for it to go back the way it was.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07I would give anything.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12But she's still my mum.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And I want her in my life.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Now, you know how much I love you, don't you?

0:26:22 > 0:26:26And I appreciate everything you've done for me.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29But you're not my mum... She is.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- You forget that you forget everything...- I do!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- That's your problem, isn't it? - Babe, can I borrow you for a sec?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Yeah... Oh, no, have we run out of Prosecco?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Just listen.- What?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I see you today, Rox.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54The way you stepped up and you were there for me, it's amazing.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55OK.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59It's no secret that I've been through hell round here.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02But then you come along and nothing else matters.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06Nothing apart from you, me and the girls.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11I lost my temper earlier on because, I look at you

0:27:11 > 0:27:14and for the first time in my life, I see my happy ending.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17And I'm scared of losing it.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- I...- Dean, what are you doing? He's doing it! Dean!

0:27:22 > 0:27:23I know I haven't got you a ring.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25But I just couldn't wait.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Roxy, I love you.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Will you marry me?

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Yes, I will. Yes.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38- Yeah?- Yes!