0:00:25 > 0:00:27What, are you trying to kill me?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29How could I?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31When I don't have the bottle. Remember?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Go on, Dean.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Go on, drink up.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36You're mad.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- You're certifiably mad, you know that?- No, I'll tell you what's mad.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43A world where a rapist gets away with it. That's mad.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45What would you say if I told you
0:00:45 > 0:00:47that Dean was in trouble with Ronnie?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'd say, "so what?"
0:00:52 > 0:00:54What if I said that she was planning to kill him?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03ROXY SIGHS
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Dean, it's me, where are you? It's five past.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13No Ronnie either.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Just, um...call me when you get this, yeah?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- BUSTER:- Between me and you, Trace, I ain't one for parties.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Much rather be on the stall.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26But it means a lot to Shirl, so...
0:01:26 > 0:01:27got to do your bit, ain't ya?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yeah.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Shirley about?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33She's upstairs. Why?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Do you know if she got my message?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37What message?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39About Dean being in trouble with Ronnie?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Only I've just seen him going in her house.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43He's in there with her now.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What have you got yourself involved in now?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Nothing.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Nothing. He's over at her gaff now!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54So why aren't you doing something?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56All right?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hello, birthday boy. Up the Hammers!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Hey! Where is everyone?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Where they always are at parties - in the kitchen!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Lee's here, everyone. Come on!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Mick, I'm going to Ronnie's to get Lee's present.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Don't worry about it, I'll do it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10On my life, you stay here.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Shirl?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Nah, you're all right.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Shirl upstairs?- Yeah.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Did Mick just come down here?- Did you get that message from Billy?- No.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Dean's in trouble with Ronnie. He's over there now apparently.- What?!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What did Billy mean "in trouble"?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- I don't know, he was gone before I could ask.- Mick!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Go back in the boozer, I told you, I'm going to get Lee's present.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Something's happened to Dean. I need to know he's all right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- BANGING ON DOOR - What do you know? A witness.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53If I were going to kill you... you'd be dead by now.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54BANGING ON DOOR
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I think someone should let them in, don't you?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Dean with you, yeah?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, to be honest.- Tough.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oi, Shirley!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Mum?- What's happened?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16This psycho's tried to poison me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17- Are you all right?- Yeah, I think so.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Well, what's in it?- I don't know, she said tranquillisers.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What have you done?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Dean, how much have you drank? - Er...just a sip.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ronnie...why?!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Why do you think?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32What, are you telling me you don't know?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34The police weren't going to do anything, all right,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36so it's about time somebody taught him a lesson.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- So what's in it, nutjob?- He was only ever supposed to fall asleep.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40And then what?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- And then what?!- I don't know!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44All right, but dying is an easy option for him,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- because he is a rapist. - Jeez...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48One, he is not a rapist! And two...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51That's enough, that's enough, just... Just wait here.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ron...
0:03:53 > 0:03:54here, now.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, the good news is, I picked up Lee's parcel.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Every cloud...
0:04:06 > 0:04:07What are you doing?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I wanted to scare him. I wanted him gone.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And to be honest, I thought you'd be on my side.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- He's marrying my sister! - He hasn't done anything to her!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Yeah, but it's only a matter of time.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18How did you think you was going to get away with this?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21To be honest, you're confusing me with someone who gives a damn.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Use your nut. Calm down. Calm down!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Do you want to go to the police?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29No. Have all that old stuff dragged up again? No, no.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31What's this really about, Dean?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Eh?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34She's jealous.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38She wants Roxy all to herself. I could have been anyone.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39All right.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41We've had a chat.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh, just say sorry and I'll shoot off.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45The only thing I'm sorry about is the fact that they came in,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47and they spoiled everything.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Ronnie, what has my son ever done to you?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh! It's not about what he's done to ME, Shirley!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Tell her, Mick.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Here we go again.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Since when have you been fighting his battles?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Since he moved in with her sister.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00That's exactly what I was just telling you.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I don't want him doing to Roxy what he did to Linda,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- and God knows who else. - Like I said, this woman is crazy.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Crazy? You think I'm crazy?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Why do you think that is, Dean?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Do you know what rape does to a person?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Do you have any idea?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Do you even know what the word means?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It never goes away.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Tears you up from the inside, it takes away your self-respect.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You end up feeling cheap.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26In fact, you hate yourself.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29That is what rape does to you, Dean, OK?!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- That is what rape does to you, do you understand me?!- Ronnie!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Listen to me, he's not Dad!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- OK? - RONNIE SIGHS
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Dean is not Dad.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39OK, look at me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Look at me!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Dean's not Dad, OK?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Come here, come here, come here. It's all right.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47It's all right.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Shh-shh-shh...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Course I can get you in, all right, I am the DJ.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Just say my name at the door.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Oh, brilliant, thanks.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- So you and him? - Yeah, there is no me and him.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- But I thought that... - Well, you thought wrong.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Has something happened?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm your brother.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11We tell each other everything...
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- It was a one-night stand. That is all there is to it.- Mm-hmm?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Don't ask any more, all right? It's too embarrassing.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19What do you mean, it's too embarrassing?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Work that out for yourself.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Has he hurt you?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'm not going into details.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Listen, I will see you girls Friday, OK? All right, awesome.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Hey! You all right?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Um...
0:06:33 > 0:06:36You know what, actually, what I'm going to... What I'm going to do
0:06:36 > 0:06:39is I'm going to go dig out that '80s vinyl
0:06:39 > 0:06:41before I've got to go back to work.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43So I'm going to catch you guys later, sorry.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Later on, later on. - What a waste, man.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Leave it, Vincent. Please.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Um... Do you not want a plate with that, Les?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Er... No, no, it's all right, I just popped out for 10 minutes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Besides, I think they taste better out of the paper, you know?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Um... Les...
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Yeah?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11As a totally uninteresting observer...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Do you think I'm stupid?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Well, you know that me and Billy...
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Well, we're sort of...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Sort of...?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Kind of...
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- How's "sort of" different from "kind of"?- Oh...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Look, I love Billy. I always have.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm not saying I don't. It's just that....
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- What? - It's all happening so fast.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What is?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, this is kind of embarrassing, but, um...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Afterwards...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51He was so grateful.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I sort of found myself saying things I didn't really mean.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Like what?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Well, like I'd... move back in with him.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02And then later realised that wasn't such a good idea,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06given the various things that have happened to us in the past.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Go on.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11So then I sort of said to him
0:08:11 > 0:08:15what I meant was that I'd move closer by, rather than with him.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Well, his face after I told him that...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I just felt really guilty, you know?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And besides, I can't afford a deposit on my own.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26So would it be really stupid if I said to him that I changed my mind
0:08:26 > 0:08:28and I WILL move back in with him?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Well, is that what you want?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Watcha!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Hey.- You all right?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Right, well, I think it's best you lot go, yeah?- No way.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51She needs looking after.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Too right, she does.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Look, nobody came to any harm, did they?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Go on, destroy the evidence.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Well, we should just leave them to it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah let's just let her get away with it(!)
0:09:01 > 0:09:03What?! You did hear her, didn't you?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Do you think she got away with it, do you?- I'm going.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Ronnie...
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I'm really sorry about what happened with your dad.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14But you stay away from my son.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Are you coming, Dean?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Rox?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22No, I'm staying here.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm going to stay as well.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26All right. Love ya.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42So she's not...buying you out of the house, is she?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43- RONNIE SIGHS - Dean, Dean...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Listen, Ron...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48What you said about going to counselling - did you mean it?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Counselling. Counselling could be a good idea.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Dean, I'm talking to my sister, please...
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Who just tried to poison me, so...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's help that she needs, all right? Help, not blame!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02What you said about Dad...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I don't want to talk about it, not in front of him.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Yeah, but that's the problem,
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I mean, you've never really spoken about it, have you?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Where's Matthew?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- He's at nursery.- OK.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17All right, well, then, we're going to talk about it now.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I've told you, Roxy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22For the last time, no.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Come on, babe. You're wasting your time.- Ronnie...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- I'm worried about you. - RONNIE SCOFFS
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Look, I've had enough of this.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Are you coming with me, or are you going to stay with her?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35She's all yours, Dean.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Congratulations, you've won.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Right, well, I'll check in on you later, then, make sure you're OK.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02SHE SIGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:18When did you leave that message?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20When I was waiting at the restaurant.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22She must have put my phone on silent.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Crazy cow!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- You got a minute?- Yeah, I guess.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I was just sorting out that, er...vinyl.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34I hope you look smarter than that when you turn up for the gig.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37You ain't joking!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40FATBOY CHUCKLES Yeah, there's, um...
0:11:40 > 0:11:42There's spiders and all sorts in there, man. Yeah...
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You know, and I'm really not good with small spaces.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Well, don't let me keep you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48How about I make us a brew?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Will, can you go and wash your hands, please?
0:11:52 > 0:11:53We're eating in two minutes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- But this ain't finished yet. - Now, please.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03You all right, Billy?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08What I said about us being near, but...
0:12:08 > 0:12:11not so near - you're not upset about it, are you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Personally, I think it might be the way to go, you know?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16For what it's worth.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18How about this one? Look, High Street.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Above the Chinese chippy, two bedrooms.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'm not having Will and Janet live above a chip shop.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Well, you might have to lower your expectations a bit, you know.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29This is London, remember.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Did you have that chat with Ronnie?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32She was busy.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Do you know what, um...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Maybe me and the kids should go back to Broadstairs for a bit.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40No, no, no. You don't have to do that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41I'll go back to Ronnie.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43If I don't get any joy from her, I'll go and see Phil,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45or I'll rob a bank or something.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Please, babe, please.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We're just about to have lunch!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- DOOR SLAMS - I hope he doesn't rob a bank!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Then where will we be?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58But you don't want to move back here.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02So did you sort everything out?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's fine. I'll tell you later.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- I'm sorry it's not wrapped properly. - That's all right, thanks!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09You got the scissors, babe?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Do you know what it is yet?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Can't remember the last time I saw him this happy.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Oh, wow!- What is it?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's a fishing rod!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Buster's idea. He's the fisherman.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25How do you think I get all the fish for the stall?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26THEY LAUGH
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You could catch a 20 lb carp with that.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That's the nuts, thanks! Thanks, mate.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Going to put it together, then? - LINDA: Oh, no, not in here!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- You'll have someone's eye out. Do it later.- Spoilsport!
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I didn't know you fished.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- I do now. - SHIRLEY:- Buster can teach you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'll take you down Walthamstow reservoir.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46We'll make a day of it, eh?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Yeah, all right, that sounds good.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50MICK: You've had a touch, Whit. You'll never see him again!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51THEY LAUGH
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- LINDA:- Oh, go and get us another bottle of bubbly, Mick, will you?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Yeah, sure.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00How you feeling?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Well, something doesn't quite add up.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I mean, you said that Billy told you.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05But then, how did Billy know?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, I'm in the bar, when he comes running in.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10He says, "Did Shirley get the message?"
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I say, "What message?"
0:14:11 > 0:14:14He says, "Dean's in trouble with Ronnie."
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Then he runs out again.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So how comes Mick was so eager to get over there?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I know my fish, Shirl.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23This smells of fish.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Don't think I can't see what you're doing.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Trying to worm your way back in.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Won't work.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Here we go, have some of this.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36There we go. Want some of this, Shirl?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37No.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Cheers(!)
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Cheers.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Buster, what are you doing?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49We need to call Billy Mitchell.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You got his number?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Thought I'd pop round, you know.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Check you were OK.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I'm not stupid, Billy.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03What, are you on the scrounge again?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Well... I did clear out the salon for you.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That didn't exactly go to plan, did it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10No, but, you know...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12one good turn deserves another, and all that.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14SHE SIGHS
0:15:14 > 0:15:15What have I said now?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Come on, don't be upset.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22What happened to being a Mitchell, eh?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- I tried. But it didn't work. - Look, let's just...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26forget about the money, all right?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29It was just a thought. It weren't even for me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What do you mean?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Well, Honey and the kids want to move back to Walford.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Only she ain't got the deposit.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Well...what's to stop her moving in with you?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Well, we're not quite ready for that.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Besides, my flat is a bit of a dump, ain't it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Whereas if she had a place round the corner... Oh...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hello?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50You had a message that was supposed to be passed on to me?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah, now's not really a good time.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Something to do with Dean being in trouble with Ronnie.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57It's a bit difficult.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Who was supposed to pass on the message?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03No, no, no, it's all sorted.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Just answer the question, Billy.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Mick.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08When was this?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09This morning.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13When you and Lee was in the back of his motor.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Shirl?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Right.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18That's all I needed to know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Shirl?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I was there.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27And?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I was waiting in the car.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33When Billy told Mick about what Ronnie was up to.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34And he didn't say anything?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Sorry about that.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Can I get you anything?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- I've been thinking. You say Honey needs somewhere close by?- Yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Well, how do you think she'd feel
0:16:48 > 0:16:50about moving in here with me and Matthew?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Her and the kids.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I don't think it's doing me any good living here by myself.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Yeah, but...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I don't think she'd be able to afford the rent
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- on a place like this. - We're Mitchells, Billy.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03We look out for one another.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07So, um...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Explain Allah to me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12You've never been reading that Koran I gave you?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I certainly have, a little bit.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Go on!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I've got work in five minutes.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Which is plenty of time. So what do you want to know?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24OK, so...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Obviously Allah is just another word for God, right?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Definitely.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33As far as you're concerned,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37is that the same as the Christian God, or different?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's tricky.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41In principle, yes.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42In practice, not really.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45But it depends who you talk to.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47OK.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48And God...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Does He...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh... I say "He." Is it "He"?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Does He shave?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- God has a beard. Everyone knows that.- Yeah, yeah.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58But He's unknowable right?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Oh... HE'S unknowable?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Allah's unknowable.- Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Does He make decisions?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09What do you mean, decisions?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Er, when did He come up with all the rules?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Like you know, when you're supposed to pray,
0:18:15 > 0:18:19what you're supposed to wear, what you're supposed to eat.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Like, when did all that become important?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24HE SIGHS
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Dad always says it's about discipline.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Mm.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31You're never going to find God unless you try.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33And in order to try, you need discipline,
0:18:33 > 0:18:34so that's what the rules are for.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, but, weren't the rules revealed to Muhammad?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40But the question is, do they work?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And there's over a billion and a half Muslims who'd say yes, they do.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Hmm...
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- But you're not impressed, I take it? - No...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51All right, there's a part of me that has...
0:18:51 > 0:18:56always found all religion ridiculous.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58But...
0:18:58 > 0:19:01then there's also a part of me that is...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03really...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05drawn to it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Mm.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Does that make me...crazy?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12No crazier than me.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- HE SIGHS - Oh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Final question.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22Now, why would God invent pigs if we weren't supposed to eat bacon?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Surely that's just really mean.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'm not sure you're taking this altogether seriously.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Sorry.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I always make jokes when I'm scared.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33What are you scared of?
0:19:34 > 0:19:39- What are you two doing down there. - Two seconds, Pops.- Come on, then.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Go on - what are you scared of?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Can you really not work it out?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Right, everybody, can we all grab a drink and get in there, please?
0:19:48 > 0:19:53- NANCY:- Coming!- Come to think of it, he was in a funny mood all morning.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Well, there we go.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00We had a long chat about Dean in the shop.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02He could've said something then.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04How much more proof do we need?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- But why?- Why?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We know why, don't we?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Come on, guys. Mick's about to make a speech.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16FATBOY: Tears for Fears?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Maybe.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Barry Manilow?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20- VINCENT CHUCKLES - You jest.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Eddie Grant?- Now you're talking.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25All right, well, you know, that should be enough for now.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Um...I'll go through the rest later and I'll draw up a set list, yeah?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Sounds like a plan.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37So...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Was there... Was there something else?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Actually, yeah.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You have a problem with my sister, apparently.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- I... I don't know what you're talking about, bro.- I think you do.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- No, man. Why? What's she said? - Ah, you see, no, no, no.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I'm not here on her behalf. She has no idea.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- It's me you've upset.- What? How?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Do you like her?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Yeah. Yeah, sure...
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Just not in a proper relationship-type sense, yeah?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Listen, all right? I...
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- I was trying to be respectful. - Respectful?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18How do you think that made her feel?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I... I don't... - You don't know? Don't know?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24You haven't thought about it?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Well, think about it now, then.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Come on!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35I'm waiting.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You thought about it yet?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yeah, I don't think you have.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Listen, er, you're, um...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY You're kind of scaring me now.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50See, when I see someone, someone who should know better,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53treat somebody else like dirt on the account of the way they are...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56it makes me wonder, you know?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Maybe they need to be taught a lesson.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02You feel me?
0:22:04 > 0:22:05But what type of lesson?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11A thinking lesson.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14In a place with, er...
0:22:16 > 0:22:17..no distractions.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22That'll do.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27You are joking, innit?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29In you go.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Listen, I... I already told you, I'm not...good with confined...
0:22:32 > 0:22:35See, that's the thing, though, Fats, innit?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36You're not really good at all, are you?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Listen, you... You know what, I've got to get back to the car lot.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43DON'T make me tell you twice.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Seriously, um... - LAUGHTER
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I cannot remember the last time there were so many members
0:22:52 > 0:22:54of the Carter family in the same room!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I've got to say, it's a beautiful thing, innit?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58LAUGHTER
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Eh? Yeah, I'm looking at you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02My future mother-in-law.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Give us a smile - whack one out there!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- CHUCKLING - Go on! There we go.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Aunt Babe? You got one for me? Here we go... Oh!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- LAUGHTER - See? It's doable, innit?
0:23:12 > 0:23:17It's nasty being nasty, and it's nice to be nice, no?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- And finally, I just...- Hurrah!- Hey!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- LAUGHTER - Turn it in.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I think we should all actually raise our glasses...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Er, just a sec.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29One question, Mick.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Was it nice when you left Dean to die?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Your own brother. We know what you did, Mick.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41You lot don't know this, but that crazy woman over the road,
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ronnie Mitchell, has been planning to bump off our son Dean.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45What are you talking about?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46She weren't going to kill him.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- To be fair, I don't know what she was going to do.- Oh...
0:23:49 > 0:23:50That makes it all right, does it?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53You knew what was going on,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55only you chose to sit on your backside and do nothing.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Well...
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Didn't want to worry anyone.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Oh, so you would've let him die! Wouldn't you?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03After what he did?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05And the fact that he disgusts me?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08If he was six feet under...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I wouldn't lose one wink of sleep.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Why can you STILL not see that, Mum?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18"Mum"?! You call me Mum?!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I used to have two sons.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Now I know I've only got one.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Let's go, Buster.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36- LINDA SIGHS - You're bleeding.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40I told you so.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44LINDA SIGHS
0:24:50 > 0:24:52KNOCKING Please!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Vincent, you've got to get me out of here!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56FRANTIC KNOCKING Vincent, you don't...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Don't understand, all right!
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Please!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01PANICKED BREATHING Please...
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Let me out! All right, listen...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Somebody needs to help me, all right? Please!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11You're not eating.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13No.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18The thing that I don't get, right...
0:25:18 > 0:25:20If you're trying to put the frighteners on someone,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22then at least do it properly.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I mean, I rumbled her right from the get-go.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The thing you have to understand about Ronnie
0:25:26 > 0:25:28is she had a really difficult childhood.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, so did I. What's that got to do with it?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31ROXY SIGHS
0:25:31 > 0:25:34You just have to make allowances for people sometimes, that's all.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You're not seriously sticking up for her?
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Look, I...
0:25:39 > 0:25:43I just think it's probably best if we steer clear of her, OK?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- What, and let her think it worked? - Oh...- That I'm scared of her?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Listen to me.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You still need to be careful.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Of what?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Careful of what?- Dean...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02No, come on, Roxy, there's something you're not telling me, what is it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07She's murdered once already.