0:00:25 > 0:00:27Why would I book ZZ Top to play at my wedding?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- I specifically asked for a DJ! - BABY CRIES
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Ollie, shush, darling, Mummy's on the phone.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Linda? Where are ya?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Well, find whoever did book it, then, cos it ain't my mistake.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Yes, Mum?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39It's for you, darling.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Some sort of issue with the wedding car you wanted.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, Ollie!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Yes?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Something smells good.
0:00:56 > 0:01:02- Tonight's dinner sorted. Man needs a decent meal to come home to.- Yeah.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Well, my man don't go hungry when he's with me, let me tell you.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07He gets his fill.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Mmm.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Arghhh!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- You cooked it? - Yes. Problem?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You're damn right there's a problem!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I don't want to open my fridge and see Porky staring back at me!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Why let a good piece of meat go to waste?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What on earth are you doing scrabbling in the bins?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Getting Goosey Lucy her breakfast. - That's disgusting.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34You won't be complaining
0:01:34 > 0:01:37when she's stuffed with my sausage and chestnuts.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38This came for you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Christmas card? Waste of trees, if you ask me.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44They go straight in the fire.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Must be from one of those charities.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You know, the type that write to the old and lonely.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Make them feel they've got a friend.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm needed by the family.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Course, you wouldn't know about that.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Cup of tea?- Yes, please. Oh, you're looking dapper, Les.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Yeah, it's Cokers' Christmas Luncheon.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's Pam's idea - we do it every year.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Invite all the local pensioners for a free spread.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's good for business, you see.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I buried two of last year's guests.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Oh.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's all right, Hon - he waits till they're dead first.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Yeah.- Actually, Les, I bumped into Pam.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah. She asked how it was going.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You know, the catering and all that...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Do you think...she might turn up?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Have you asked her?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53She knows it's happening. What's the point?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55She doesn't want to be anywhere near me.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, I'm sure that isn't true.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Billy's told me how great you two are together.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01And everyone has their little hiccups.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03If only that's all it was...
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Look, it's nearly Christmas!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07If she comes along today, it could build a few bridges, eh?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I mean, look at me and Billy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Who'd have thought there'd be any hope for us?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17So I've made a list of all the jobs that need doing,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19and I thought you might like to cast your eye
0:03:19 > 0:03:21over this rehearsal schedule.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22What, now?!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26I'm already up to my ears with this Christingle service for the vicar.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I've got to fold all these orders of service
0:03:29 > 0:03:31before I go to the laundrette.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh! So you're too busy for the Nativity?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I ain't said that.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It's just that, if you've got too much on,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I am really happy to step up and make it my priority.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Someone has to.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Now you listen to me.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49I ain't one to relinquish my obligations. Not for no-one.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And here I am all keen and raring to go.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58No-one seems to care for my input any more.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Oh, I say. No need for all these histrionics.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I suppose I can find you something to be going on with,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11seeing as you're so keen.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, I do hope so.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's just...having an artistic nature
0:04:16 > 0:04:19and no outlet for your talent is an affliction, I tell you now.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Well, I suppose I could put you in charge of the set.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Artistic designer?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31If that's what you want to call yourself.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, yes! I've got a very aesthetic eye.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I can oversee the entire vision.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Costumes, make-up, lights, special effects...
0:04:40 > 0:04:46Special effects? This is the birth of Jesus we're talking about.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And I am going to do him proud.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53This show is going to be fabulous! Fabulous!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Lloyd Webber, eat your heart out.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Now, hold your horses. I said the set.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Don't let's get ahead of ourselves.
0:05:05 > 0:05:11Oh, I see. Well, I may as well take it, then.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26# Santa baby
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Slip a sable under the tree For me
0:05:32 > 0:05:37# Been an awful good girl Santa baby... #
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Could be worse. Least she ain't got her trumpet out.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ah, just the blokes I'm after!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- That's what they all say. Ain't it, mate?- Yes!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I'm in charge of designing a fabulous set for the Walford Nativity
0:05:51 > 0:05:54and I need two strapping blokes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Any offers?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yeah, go on, then. Well, it's Christmas, isn't it?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Thanks. What about you, beefcake?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Well, I can't really say no now, can I?- Great.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Well, I'll give you a shout when Mick gets back from the timber yard.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Right.- Lovely.- Bye!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- That's great(!)- You'll enjoy that!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Yeah!- Oi! Are you soft in the head or something?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Ain't you got enough to do?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Where's your Christmas spirit, eh? - Oh, it's a load of old rubbish.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I'm starting to think you're becoming a right old Scrooge. - Oh, yeah?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Yeah. It's the season of goodwill, innit? Meant to be magical.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I want this year to be special.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30You know, me, you, Bex, Lily and our little bump.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Yeah, well, it will be special. We'll be together.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37We don't need some fairy tale about following stars.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Try that on.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48That's the DJ sorted. Right. Now the car...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Got a million and one things to do today.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Is everything all right for you, Les?- Yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Is Pam coming?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54We're not sure yet.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, Elaine, Janet's been practising really hard, true professional!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00She can't wait to come over to do some work with you!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- What sort of work?- For the Nativity.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Don't worry, darling. I know my Strindberg from my Stanislavski.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08She's not playing the violin as well?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Billy, she's just practising her words!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yeah, I know. Just don't tire her out, all right?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I don't want her getting all stressed.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Les, why don't you give her a call, eh?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What harm can it do?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Oh, thanks.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29So when's the midwife coming?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31She's coming next week.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34What's happening with you? You had any more appointments?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35I'm just...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm just waiting for my blood test results
0:07:37 > 0:07:39to be forwarded to my new doctor,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41see what's wrong with me.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Shabs, there's probably nothing wrong with you.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45And worrying about it just makes it worse.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Here, one of you ladies set this straight for me, please.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50This numpty is saying that that little mess there
0:07:50 > 0:07:52is supposed to look like a manger.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Yeah, it does!- What's all this?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58These two idiots have volunteered to build a Nativity set!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59What?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01One flutter of Elaine's eyelashes...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02It's Christmas!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Yes, and you have got a load of trees to deliver.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Suppose I can give you a hand if you're still struggling.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Thanks, Auntie Kath.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Best get back to it, then, hadn't I?- There you go.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hang on a minute. Ain't the manger where they went cos there was no room in the hotel?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I think that needs to be a lot bigger.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19No, Stace! That's the stable.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21The manger's where Jesus slept.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, yeah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25"Oh, yeah"!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28She knows as much about the Bible as you two do about carpentry.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, it's just a big fairy story.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah, tell me about it! Pregnant virgin?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'm surprised her fella didn't ask for a DNA test!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Right, I'm going to Dot's.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40We need to brace it...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Hey, er... thanks for my birthday present.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm assuming it's you guys.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Care to elaborate?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Been telling little secrets, have you? Phil sent me a pig's head.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57A pig's head?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yeah, right, I know. It's funny stuff!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I mean, is that the best you can give me?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, no, trust me, I'm way better than that.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07And if I were out to get you, Vincent, you'd know about it.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Now, Stacey, don't let her get it dirty
0:09:15 > 0:09:18or the vicar'll have my guts for garters.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, Dot. She's gonna love this.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I was just gonna stick a tea towel on her head.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I ain't got a clue when it comes to all this stuff.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27This stuff? Meaning the birth of Jesus, our saviour?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Well, yeah. We did it at school, but I didn't really listen.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Well, I hope Lily enjoys the Christingle service
0:09:34 > 0:09:36with all the little schoolchildren,
0:09:36 > 0:09:40even if it is the only time they set foot in church.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45You know, Stacey, you want to send Lily to Sunday school
0:09:45 > 0:09:47so she can learn all about it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I ain't really into all that, Dot.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Here, take this.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57It was my Nick's.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01But he ain't got no use for it no more.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Dot, I can't take that!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I used to read to him every night at bedtime.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11He particularly loved the part about Gethsemane.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ah, the meaning of Christmas. I know that one!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's called "getting skint".
0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's about giving, Stacey.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Not fancy stuff like computer tapes and suchlike,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35but of yourself. Of your goodwill.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37That's why I'm running around like a headless chicken,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41you know, with the Nativity play and the Christingle service.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Dot, the year you've had, you should be putting your feet up.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Why'd you bother?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Because I like being kind to my fellow man. Makes me happy.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57"Give and it shall be given unto you."
0:10:57 > 0:11:02That's Luke, chapter six, verse 38.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, Lord, who's that?
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Oh, it's you again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Charming, I'm sure.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Thanks, Dot. I'll see you later!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22All right, bye, Stacey.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What is it this time?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27The set's been taken care of,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30but I was hoping you might find it in your heart to let me
0:11:30 > 0:11:33steam ahead with something else.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I'm perfectly capable, thank you very much.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I've got carried away again, haven't I?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40I'm sorry.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45It's just, it has been so nice to be part of something special
0:11:45 > 0:11:48in the community. To be needed.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Yeah. No-one wants to be alone. Not this time of the year.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I mean, I've just got so much to give!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I mean, why let all my theatrical talents go to waste?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Ooh... I am a bit excitable sometimes, aren't I?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08But you know it's only because I'm keen.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13I'm going to go now, see what the boys are up to.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16And, um, well, you let me know
0:12:16 > 0:12:19when you've got another task for me to do.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Best keep busy, eh?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I suppose I have got enough on my plate.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Really?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Yes. You can be the director.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- Really?- But I want it in writing that I have the final say,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40cos this is the greatest story in the world,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43and I don't want none of your flashing lights,
0:12:43 > 0:12:44nor your jazz hands.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Oh, Dot! I just don't know what to say.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Thank you so, so much! This means the world to me!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56This is going to be the greatest Nativity
0:12:56 > 0:12:58since the one that Jesus was in!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06HUBBUB
0:13:06 > 0:13:07There you go, girls.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09You need anything else, you give me a shout.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11My wish is your command. Yeah?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Oh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I tell you what...
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I ain't going back over there without a bodyguard.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22That old girl just gave me a right double reef!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I thought you was gonna give me a hand?
0:13:26 > 0:13:31- L!- Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's fine, I'll see to 'em.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's not the same without you, Birdie.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Why don't you pop in, have a bite with us?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah, well, I understand.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43But if you change your mind, I've set a...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48You just need to give her time.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51It's going to take more than time.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53No, we'll get you back together if it kills us. Right?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Ah, Mr and Mrs Irvine, how nice to see you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Would you care for an alcoholic beverage?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I still can't believe he cheated on Pam.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03He don't seem the type!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Yeah, well, everyone deserves a second chance, don't they?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- What are we gonna do?- I dunno. Suppose I could talk to Paul.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14You need to hurry up, it's nearly Christmas!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh, all right.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh, look what the cat spewed up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Coming in here, lowering the tone
0:14:24 > 0:14:28when we've got a nice quiet luncheon on for the elderly.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Cora! How you getting on?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Not bad, actually.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I got a nice little bed...sit off Spring Lane.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Nothing too flashy, but beggars can't be choosers, can they, Babe?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I wouldn't know. I've never had to beg in my life.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Except for a bloke.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- So you're back on your feet? That's great news, isn't it, Mick?- Yeah. - I'll drink to that.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You'll drink to anything.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Please, Babe, not today! I've got enough going on!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Right, then. Large gin for the lady.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01On your feet? On your back, more like.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02In the gutter.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- GLASS SMASHES - Such an idiot!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- It's all right, babe, don't worry. I'll deal with it.- No, it's fine!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- I'll do it.- I said... Right, whatever! You do it!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Double?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I'd know if I'd ordered it. I'm not an idiot, boy!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20We don't even have a garden! Nah, mate.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22You've got the wrong address, mate, I'm telling you!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Did you order this turf, Vincent?
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Course I didn't!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Well, the geezer's got your name, and it says cash on delivery.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Not me, pal. Get out of here.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Nearly as funny as a pig's head in a gift box, innit?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Why would someone send you grass, Vincent?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I dunno. Just send it back.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I ain't paying for it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Come in, come in.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52You doing a bunk?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Nah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I've gotta clear out for the builders when they come in the New Year,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00and Patrick ain't up to much helping.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Is that a hint?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh, yeah! Like you're gonna roll your sleeves up!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What you doing here, anyway?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I got some good news about Jade. She's moving in next week.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, that's brilliant, Shirl! Oh, you must be over the moon!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yeah, she's stayed over a couple of times, but this time it's for real.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Oh, that's lovely. It's really brilliant.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You're gonna have all your family around you at Christmas.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Are you missing Kim?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You've still got Patrick.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yeah. Yeah, I know I have.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It's just, it's not the same
0:16:34 > 0:16:37as having all your family round at Christmas, you know?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Hope you ain't packed the vodka?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Oh, don't be daft.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah, well, if I have to sit here all afternoon
0:16:42 > 0:16:45listening to you moaning, I want it with a drink in my hand.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- DOORBELL RINGS - Who's that?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Well, how do I know?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Vodka's in the kitchen - help yourself.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- There you go.- You all right there?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Yeah. I've dragged it. I managed to save it for you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Lovely. It's lovely and bushy, this one.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh, look at that.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Patrick's going to be so happy. He can get all his tinsel out.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Thanks, Kathy.
0:17:11 > 0:17:17Kathy Beale? I wondered when we were going to be introduced.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I'm Shirley Carter. You fancy a drink?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Well, what with it being Christmas and all that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeah. Yeah, why not?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm sure Martin won't miss me for half an hour.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, Lil, mind you don't get that all sticky.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38What is it?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's a present from Dot. It's about Mary and Joseph.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Just say "thank you" when you see her.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Can you read it to me?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Oh, Lil, I can't. Look at the state of this place.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47I need to tidy up.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Why don't you just watch a DVD?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53All right. Just a couple of pages.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Yay!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01OK.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06"A long time ago, when Herod was king,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09"God sent his angel Gabriel to a girl called Mary.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13"And the angel said, 'Do not be afraid, God is going to give
0:18:13 > 0:18:18"'you a very special baby and you must call him Jesus.'"
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Is that how you got this baby?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22What you looking at?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Thought you said it was a load of old rubbish?- It is, it is!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'll help myself, shall I? Save you the trouble.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Don't you worry, girl. I'll sort that out.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You sit yourself down, all right?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I think you've had enough freebies for one day, don't you?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Babe, what's the matter?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Give it here!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59You see?
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Mr Coker, I found this tramp with her thieving mitts in your spread.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Shall I call the police?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I don't think that will be necessary, no.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- It's a couple of scotch eggs, for heaven's sake!- Here. You have them.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Stealing from your friends and family? Where's your pride, woman?
0:19:17 > 0:19:22I promise you, I'll never sink as low as you to put food on the table.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24That's enough now, yous two.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Those young girls...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28You and Queenie Trott.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Young girls? What you on about?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Too much gin. Let's get her outside in the air.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Don't come near me!
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Sylvie told my Stan what you did in Ramsgate.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Shirley wasn't the only one to keep secrets in that caravan.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What did she do, for crying out loud?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Come on, Babe. Come on.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Tell them how you made your living as a baby farmer.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Mick? Mick?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Anyone for a chocolate eclair? Mince pie?
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Those young girls, they went to her in their hour of need.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Like Shirley.
0:20:03 > 0:20:09She took 'em in and then she sold their babies to the highest bidders.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13She sold babies? And you knew about this?
0:20:14 > 0:20:18So instead of looking down your snout at me,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21why don't you take a look in the mirror?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23If you can bear it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Guess what?!
0:20:30 > 0:20:36You are looking at the new director of the Walford Nativity!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Out the back.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Linda?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I've seen you before.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50You don't look as old as I thought you would.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Well, I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Not bad for a walking corpse.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Here, anyone want some dip?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Well, you're even gobbier than I heard.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05And what did you hear?
0:21:05 > 0:21:06This and that.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Did you hear about what your boy did to Hev, my best mate?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17While you were off pretending to be dead.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19And what he did to her boy, Jordan?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Oh, come on, Shirl.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24You know, we've all done things we regret when it comes to our kids.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I mean, look at Jordan. He weren't no angel, was he?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Still ain't.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32What d'you mean?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Have you seen him?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Libby said that he'd been to see Chelsea. He was in trouble.
0:21:42 > 0:21:48- So?- So...I'm going to try and make contact with him.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Are you mad?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Sorry, what's the problem?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- His dad. Mass murderer in a dog collar.- What?!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It weren't that bad! It...
0:21:57 > 0:22:01D, he took you hostage and tried to kill you.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's not exactly Mills and Boon, is it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I hope you're winding me up?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- I wish I was.- Well, he wasn't well.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Anyway, he's where he belongs now.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yeah, well, in my opinion, he belongs in a box.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You're well rid of him, by the sounds of it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16But it isn't all black and white, is it?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Not when there's kids involved.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I can't just walk away from Jordan completely
0:22:21 > 0:22:22and pretend like he never existed.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24So you're just gonna drop in on Lucas
0:22:24 > 0:22:26and ask him for Jordan's address?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32For money?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I couldn't have done it for free!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I'd have been out of pocket.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40You made money out of other people's misery. You profited...
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I've never heard anything so revolting.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43And you knew?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46No, no. You don't need to answer that.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It came out when we scattered Dad's ashes.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50You didn't tell me!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Happened a long time ago.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53That's not an excuse!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I can't believe you're digging me out about this.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57I'm as sick about it as you are.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01I didn't tell you because I want to keep this family together.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Family?! Her?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I'm as big a part of this family as you are.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Not any more.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09As far as I'm concerned, you're not part of this family at all.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10What?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12You think anyone around here's gonna want to even look at you
0:23:12 > 0:23:14when they know what you've done?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You belong behind bars.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Oi, hold up a minute...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, she's right. You disgust me.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I want you out of here. Go on!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Pack your things and go!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25But it's Christmas!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I don't care! There's no place for you in our home any more.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33No, L, I know it's a shock, but let's not be so harsh.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38It is Christmas, Aunt Babe will be cooking us our dinner.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39All right?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Just stop jumping down my throat!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Right, Jordan is in trouble,
0:23:54 > 0:23:59and I don't know how to sort it so I have to go to the prison.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01He's not your problem any more. He ain't a kid.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03So I just stop caring, do I?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05You know what's gonna happen, don't ya?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Lucas is gonna suck you right back in.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Shirl, please, I'm not completely stupid!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13He's going to tell you he's changed, give you a load of flannel
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and you'll swallow it cos he's good.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Shirley's right. That's the trouble with blokes like him.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22They get so far into your head that you don't know who you are any more.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24All right, all right.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Don't you start saying that you weren't warned.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Cos I'm telling you now,
0:24:28 > 0:24:32if you're stupid enough to go and see Lucas, you deserve what you get.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I don't buy this for one second.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07He knows what this is about.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09So why isn't he sharing?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I tried the turf company but the joker didn't even leave his number.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Who cares? At least I don't need to pay, right?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16But who's the joker?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18What are you hiding from me, son?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20It's sorted. Playtime's over.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Is this about last week? Some kind of payback?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:24 > 0:25:26It's nothing.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Merry Christmas, Vincent.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Come on, then! Sit down.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46SHE SCREAMS
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Get out!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Vincent!- Get out! Get out!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29BABY CRYING
0:26:29 > 0:26:31All right, darling. I'm sorry.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Mummy's coming now.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Call the police and ambulance!
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Talk to me, son.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- You know who these people were? - Oh, he knows.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I said, call the police and ambulance!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Vincent?
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- What are you waiting for? - No! Call no-one, yeah?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Talk to me.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Tell me what I'm thinking isn't true.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Talk to me!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20What are you on about? What is all this?
0:27:20 > 0:27:21I don't know.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Oh, you know. You know very well.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28All I know is that this is coming from Phil Mitchell.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Phil? But why?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Yeah, why does he hate you so much, Vincent?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Because he knows, doesn't he? He knows what you are.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40The pig's head? The grass?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42You think I'm stupid, don't you?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45What is she on about?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Go on, tell me. Tell me it's not true.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Tell me you haven't sunk as low as I think that you have.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Go on! Tell me!
0:27:54 > 0:27:55I can't. I can't.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Vincent? I'm your wife!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Don't you think I've got a right to know?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Say it. Say it!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I'm a grass!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Been working for the Old Bill.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16Then today...is the day I lost my son.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20You're dead to me.