0:00:24 > 0:00:27Phil Mitchell...pays!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Don't be stupid!- Vincent!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- What has he done with my baby?! - I don't know!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, God! Oh, God!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Don't worry, I'll get you some water, all right? Or I could call Denise?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Call Denise? Take out an advert, why don't you? We don't want the police hanging around.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It's answerphone. Mum, this is...this is Donna,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45you need to call Vincent.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- He's in trouble!- Oh, Sharon! Sharon, pick up!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No, Phil's not here.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ronnie! Ronnie, calm down.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- SHARON SCOFFS - But there's no baby here.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Well, Donna must have got it wrong.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Listen to me, lock the door.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Do you hear me? Lock the door!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Sharon?!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You're feeling hormonal?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- You want to have one of them relationship chats?- No.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Your mum is coming back from her cruise early,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- given her ticket to a refugee? - Martin.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56She's not coming back here, is she? Don't get me wrong, I like her, you know I like her, it's just...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Bit like, Who Do You Think You Are? last week, weren't it?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You know? And...I think one Christmas a year's probably enough.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Just stop, Martin.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Ooh!- Ooh! Oh, what?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Ooh!- What?- What?!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, when you said "important," I didn't think you meant...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Right, I tell you what, hospital bag. Have you packed the hospital bag?- No!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- OK, stay there, I'll do it. Don't panic. Erm...- No. Martin!- I'll do it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23You just...don't panic. Don't panic.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Darling, breathe out. Did Shabs take it really badly?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- I didn't do it, Mum. I couldn't tell her. Where's Stacey?- She's doing what you said.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Stacey's telling Martin the truth about your baby.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Martin, I ain't in labour.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I ain't in labour!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40It's just...it's just uncomfortable.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's...it's probably just Braxton Hicks.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh, God!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, heart's going.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Sorry, I...was not prepared.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57You know, I...I dreamed he was early.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01It was, er, proper...like thick snow,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03and I'm rushing around trying to find my keys.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08And then we're on the M1 and Jeremy Corbyn's in the back
0:03:08 > 0:03:10banging on about Trident or something.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- You ought to stop drinking.- Yeah.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Martin...- You...
0:03:25 > 0:03:30You are, like, the most precious thing in my life.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Do you know that?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36And Bex, obviously.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38You, Lily...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41..and Bruiser, here.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Keeping you lot safe, right? Getting it right. And I will.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50So, I'm going to be there through the whole birth, everything.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52The blood, the works.
0:03:52 > 0:03:58You don't even have to worry. Whatever, you say it and I'll do it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I'll sort it, Stace.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I will make it right.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Cos...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12..if it wasn't for you lot...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20..I just don't think it would be worth living.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25We're so lucky.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'll put the kettle on.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44PHONE RINGS
0:04:49 > 0:04:51BUZZER
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- BUZZER - I'll get it!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- SANTA:- Ho, ho, ho!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04APPLAUSE
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Let's leave it, eh?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- I thought you weren't that bothered? - Yeah, but I'm a kid.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Grandad says you have to give Santa a list,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16or you don't get any presents.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- How about we go and have a cake instead?- Then we can see Santa?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I couldn't tell her. I couldn't.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- What? This...this was your idea! - Stace...- I was that close!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36All right, listen, listen. I was trying to find you. I got away as soon as I could, OK?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- She's...she's really fragile.- Yeah, I know that! You were still going to drag her off.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- You were still going to tell her. - Yes, you were right and I changed my mind, OK?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46She...she can't take any more bad news.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, you should have said.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I tell you what, I'll make it easy for you, you just text me next time you want to change your mind.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Next time you decide you want to throw my whole life over the edge.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Days I have been gearing myself up to tell him and you just bottle it?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Listen, Stacey...- No, I tell you what, Kush, I never had you down as a game player.- What?!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Does it work for you, does it, the fact that we had sex?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Oh, come on. No.- Once! One stupid mistake!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12How long...how long are you going to make me pay for it?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's not just about you and your guilty conscience.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Believe me, everything would be perfect if you weren't the dad, but you are.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Do you know how hard it is?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25How hard it is trying to keep everything together when you're due to drop any minute?
0:06:25 > 0:06:30When I'm not taking my medication and I'm lying to a good, decent bloke?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- The best bloke that either of us know.- I'm sorry.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- SHE SIGHS What...?- Whatever.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm sorry. Stace. Stacey!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Listen, Stacey, I am sorry!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Sorry for what?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You're boring me right now. GUN COCKS
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Speak.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Get your gun out my face!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Speak!- Look, I told you, I don't know!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Do I look like the kind of mum who approves of taking a baby hostage?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, do I?!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- RONNIE:- Sharon?- Are they here?- No!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Vincent, what are you doing?!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Look, they're not at The Arches. - What's he done with her?!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Or...we could get some sweets,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17go home and see what's on telly?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Too much sugar.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Just cos I've got CF, don't mean I can't get diabetic an' all, Nan.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25SHIRL CHUCKLES
0:07:25 > 0:07:28How about we try and get you a little part in the Nativity?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I know they're rehearsing, cos they're always rehearsing.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- You could meet some new mates.- OK.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Then we can see Santa.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Old lags like Phil Mitchell do not get forced to do nothing!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Big mistake! Any fool could see that this was coming!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00But I tell you something, I tell you something,
0:08:00 > 0:08:05he hurts one hair, one on Pearl's head, you are responsible.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Vincent! Vincent, do you really think that that's likely?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Well, we don't know, Ronnie, because he's a raving alcoholic kidnapper!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- I mean, what is it with you Mitchells?!- Excuse me!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Whose husband's smashing the place up and waving a gun around?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- We need to call the police. - You'd best remember that.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- And you stop threatening me! - Just everybody get a grip!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Vincent, can you not see he's playing you?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- What, you think he's got that much control?- Yes, Kim, I do!
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Because look at you! And what if someone saw Vincent coming round here with a gun?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Vincent, what if someone reports you to the police?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44I mean, seriously, do you want Vincent to be inside for Pearl's first Christmas? Do you?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47No.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51He's setting you up, Vincent.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Phil would never hurt a baby.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57He just wouldn't. Wherever Pearl is, she is safe.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I guarantee it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:09:05 > 0:09:08PHIL CHUCKLES
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Excellent.- Where is she?
0:09:10 > 0:09:15The...Christmas drinks come early, have they?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18PHIL CHUCKLES I tell you what...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22..I don't mind if I do.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I said, where is she?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It'll be all right, you know?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36The odds are stacked in your favour.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41I know you've had a run of bad luck, but it can't last for ever.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I'm telling you, even your mother would put money on you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48And you know what she's like, "Shabnam, gambling, it is a sin."
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It's all right, Dad, I'm fine.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I'm lucky, there's plenty worse off in the world right now, so...- Hmm.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I think Kush has had enough.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's all right, I don't blame him.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I...I have had enough of me.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08Worrying, and hospitals, and doctors trying to break it to me gently.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- I feel like a freak.- Kush loves you.
0:10:13 > 0:10:19Yeah. Yeah, he said that he'll stand by me...for ever.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Whatever, it's just all the right words,
0:10:22 > 0:10:26the minute he got the chance, he was out the door, Dad.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30It's not his fault, who wants half a woman for a wife?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, come on. I mean, you don't even know anything yet.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I don't want to be "stood by"!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40He doesn't mean it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45You've just got to look into his eyes. Kush is just being kind because he has to...and duty.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50And...I think back and I think, actually,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53something hasn't been right for months and months, Dad.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- I think you're being paranoid.- Yeah?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Did he tell you that?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Cos I think he would rather be anywhere else than talking to me.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05KUSH: All they said was, you know, they'd found some abnormalities.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Cheers. No, thanks. I was just...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I was just saying to Stace,
0:11:10 > 0:11:15this hysteroscopy test is supposed to show up what those abnormalities are.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17But, erm...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I shouldn't have landed all that on you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22You don't need the stress, do ya?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- I am sorry.- Behave, mate.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30You can talk to us whenever you want, can't he?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Yeah.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37So does... Could this mean that Shabs can't have any more kids?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, it could.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ten...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02..nine...
0:12:02 > 0:12:05You got a death wish or something?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Phil!- ..eight...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- seven...- That's enough, Vincent.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- ..six...- Do it!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- ..five...- He's not the only one who can play games, is he?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- ..four... - Who's got control now, big man?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20..three...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27..two...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30One.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Shoot me.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You heard him, everybody, yeah?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- You heard him ask for it!- And you,
0:12:42 > 0:12:46you will never find out what happened to your little girl.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48PHIL LAUGHS SOFTLY
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Bang!- That is enough! Enough! - That's not your choice, woman!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- All right?- What?- You do not decide!
0:12:58 > 0:13:04It's not your choice! You don't decide! You, you and you do not decide! It's down to me, I decide!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Now, am I getting through to ya?! Eh? I can't hear ya?- I'm not saying one word to you, you arrogant pig!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Oh, and there's a blessing. - Look, I just want my baby!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- LIQUID POURS - You're drunk!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Now, I will...tell you where Pearl is...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27..if you ask me nicely.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Please!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Please, Phil!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46She...she needs me!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Beg...grass!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I've told you before, there is no more room at the inn, Shirley!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Besides, we haven't got a spare recorder.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Stars, you've got to twinkle like Janet. That's it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Lovely! Lovely, lovely, lovely!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Kamil, finger out your nose.- Give her a part in the play.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17This story is rather set in stone, Shirley.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I mean, it's not like there are four wise men, or a lobster,
0:14:20 > 0:14:24or Father Christmas, or any of that wishy-washy happy holiday gubbins.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I might not entirely agree with Dot Jesus-wise,
0:14:27 > 0:14:31but this show...this show is something we should be proud of.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36I mean, it is our cultural heritage, our British tradition, Shirley!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Well, what about...democracy,
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- freedom of speech, equal opportunities?- Oh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46All right, non-speaking sheep.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50But she's going to need a coat made of some old carpet or something.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And when you put your head in that manger,
0:14:53 > 0:14:58I need to believe that you are really eating that straw.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01No, ta, I get hay fever.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Now can we go and see Santa?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Yeah, let's go and see Santa!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12He's at the Vic and he's got lots of presents! KIDS SCREAM EXCITEDLY
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Children! No, no, no! Children!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Back, back, back, everyone!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Goodness me!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Lily, please, face this way. Thank you. Kamil, finger out your nose.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23LAUGHTER
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Right. One more time from the Immaculate Conception.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Ready? And...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39It's very cold this time of year,
0:15:39 > 0:15:41especially if you're outside.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Vincent...- When this is over, you tell him I'm leaving.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Again? PHIL LAUGHS
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Tell her not to slam the door on the way out, will ya?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Vincent...look, he's not going to remember half of this tomorrow,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57so just...just do what he wants.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Please, babe.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Very cold...and very dark.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Cos I can't stand this!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Tiny...little baby.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Argh!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13PHIL GROANS
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Is this what your dad did, is it? Is it, bully boy?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Practised on you, little kid,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- giving you lessons before he murdered innocent people?- What?! - I can't breathe!
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- Uncle Eric never murdered anyone. - Eric Mitchell killed my dad!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- What?!- It's a long time coming, Phil Mitchell.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- PHIL GROANS - Stop it! He can't breathe!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Hello? GUNSHOT
0:16:40 > 0:16:42SCREAMING
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Mary is the heart, the centre of our show.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Mother to God!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52And that...that is quite a big part.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I need you to shine.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I want you to think, erm...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00think holy thoughts.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- And breathe. - JANET INHALES DEEPLY
0:17:02 > 0:17:08And project, and let us hear every word loud and clear
0:17:08 > 0:17:11at the back of the hall!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Stars, follow Janet.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Very good!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Lovely!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20And...
0:17:20 > 0:17:22TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR PLAYS
0:17:26 > 0:17:28In your own time.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Lily...you're going to have to open your mouth, darling.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Where have you been? - They cornered me, didn't they?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I got away as soon as I could. I don't want you to have to answer all the questions.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Not today, babe.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Lily, darling, you're going to have to open your mouth, yeah,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55so that we can hear all your words.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Ready?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Lily, I've put my trust in you, dear.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07You know, my faith, my belief, not unlike God.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13So, you must please open your mouth.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Come on, then, like we practised.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Go!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Lil...come here. Come here.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's OK to be scared, yeah?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Just... You just focus on me.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Remember what we practised at home, yeah? But I'm...I'm Joseph, OK?
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- So... Oh, Joseph, I am sorry. - Oh, Joseph...
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Say it to the room.- Oh, Joseph, I am sorry,
0:18:46 > 0:18:50but...but you ain't the father of my baby,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53cos I have had a visit off an angel.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Now, please get us a donkey...
0:18:56 > 0:19:00A donkey...so we can go to Bethlehem
0:19:00 > 0:19:04where I'll have pain relief...nurses and pain relief.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Fabulous!- Whoo!- Well done, girl. - APPLAUSE
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Finally!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12And...
0:19:12 > 0:19:15ALL: # Little donkey, little donkey
0:19:15 > 0:19:19# On a dusty road
0:19:20 > 0:19:24# Got to keep on plodding on
0:19:24 > 0:19:26# With the precious load. #
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Good boy.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32There you go, poppet. Merry Christmas!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Cheers. Bye-bye.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- All right, Shirl?- As if by magic.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44- Shirl.- Lee.- That's what Mick's going to look like tomorrow
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- when he has to kill that goose. - These tights are proper rubbing.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Oh, yeah.- It's on the house for family.- No, thanks.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Whoa! Wicked! Do you know him?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Allow me to introduce to you,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58the wonderful Mr Father Christmas. Here we go.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- I'm Jade.- I know.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Charmed.- I can't wait.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Though I ain't sitting on your lap. I've got a care order.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16But I...weren't a kid though...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19..and that's where I got the advantage.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- I weren't a kid.- You said that.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I remember Henry Hubbard...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30your old man.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- He was a loser.- It takes one to know one, don't it, darling? Hmm?- What?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Do something about him, Jay, or I am going to crack him.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- No chance. I want to see you crack him.- Is it true about my grandad?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You want the truth? You want the truth?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48That's what he said.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53The truth is, Henry Hubbard would not have stood still long enough
0:20:53 > 0:20:55for my old man to have done him in.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It's a lie. You've been sold a dummy, Vinnie-boy,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01and you've done all this on the back of it, hmm?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05You grassed up your mates. You turned into a grass...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09..all for no reason.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Nah, Henry Hubbard...your old man done a runner.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19It's as simple as that. And whatever you've been told...
0:21:19 > 0:21:21he was weak.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- PHIL: Weak.- What's happened?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Yeah, all right, but where's my baby?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39That must be hard for you to understand that, eh, Phil?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42You know, a man of his stature. Eh, Sharon?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46I mean, you have proved your point big time tonight.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Everyone listening, that's how it should be, in't it?- Too right.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52And look at him, look!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54He ain't said one word.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57If you want your kid back, I'd keep it like that.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00You own the room, mate.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02You own him!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06And you ain't a bad man, are you?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08So where's Pearl?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I ain't a bad man.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Hmm.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Right under your nose. Hmm.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30PHONE RINGS
0:22:37 > 0:22:39LAUGHTER
0:22:39 > 0:22:40CHATTER
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Well done, mate. You were very good tonight.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45LAUGHTER
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Kush told me.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It's all right, I don't mind.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57Well, I do, but if Kush is going to talk to anyone
0:22:57 > 0:23:02about...about my private, intimate medical details,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04then it might as well be you.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm really grateful for your concern and Martin's,
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- but can you just do me a favour, please?- Yeah, of course.- Back off.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- What?!- Well, haven't you got enough to be occupied with?
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Really? Christmas, your daughter, the baby coming,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23your man, a really, really decent man standing by you,
0:23:23 > 0:23:27whether...whether or not you actually deserve him.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Because it is...it is debatable, isn't it?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Considering you're lying to him.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- You won't even tell me who the father is.- Shabnam, Kush was stressed, he came to us.
0:23:37 > 0:23:43That's not right, is it? Sharing every single detail like that?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47It's not healthy and it's gotten way too much. It's like being back at school,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49every time I come out of the Minute Mart, there you are,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52the three of you, just whispering about something or other.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55How can Kush and I have an adult relationship when it's always four ways?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Whatever is happening between you two,
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- it ain't mine and Martin's fault. - Yeah, it's none of your business,
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- so just give us some privacy, please.- All right, pleasure.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Apart from the quad bike and the unicorn, I've got everything I want now.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- All I used to wish for was a family. - And now they've found ya,
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'm sure they're never going to let you go, darling. All right?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yeah. I don't touch strange men.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Very wise.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Very wise.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Jade.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Good girl.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36It's not as good as last year.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Couldn't you afford new costumes?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Last year, Stan got hammered in that grotto, snogged Cora
0:24:40 > 0:24:42and made so many kids cry we had to shut up shop.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, I know. That's what I call a proper Christmas.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46THEY LAUGH
0:24:50 > 0:24:51I'm wearing her down.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- MICK:- Have you been a good boy?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I don't think you have, I think you've been a bit naughty.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Can I help ya?- No, thanks, love.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Is she all right?! - Of course she's all right.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Let me check she's all right.- Well, excuse me, I may not be childminder registered,
0:25:10 > 0:25:14but I do have two children of my own, one being unique and special needs.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- So a thank you wouldn't go amiss. - Kim, I'm so sorry.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Look, it just got out of hand.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Well, look, there were faults on both sides though, weren't there?
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Sharon, come on.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Lesson learnt, Vincent, eh?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You know, there's a load of people out there
0:25:49 > 0:25:53who wouldn't be very happy to find out you're the grass that saw 'em banged up.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Hmm?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Lesson learnt.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Like father...like son.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11PHIL CHUCKLES Come on, boys.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Right, if you're done, I'd like to lock up.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23PHIL: Oi!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36PHIL LAUGHS Come on.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38ALL LAUGH
0:26:38 > 0:26:42How did you get it so wrong?!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Don't worry, I'm on it.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46This time tomorrow...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50..Phil Mitchell is a dead man.