0:00:35 > 0:00:38SHE INHALES
0:00:41 > 0:00:42What's happened?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Why hasn't Martin called?
0:00:45 > 0:00:51Er... I dunno. Maybe um, there's still no news.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Don't.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Don't. It's...
0:00:59 > 0:01:03We're not family. I'm sure we're low down on the list of priorities.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08What's the matter?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I just want to make sure they're all right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18SHE GRUNTS
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You do believe me about Bobby, don't you?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Course I do, sweetheart.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33So does this mean we can get out of having Christmas lunch with the Beales?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Phil, why didn't you return my phone call?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40We've been dealing with a family bereavement.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, it's Denny's spider.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Come on. Let's go and get our coats and get out. Come on.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Look, it's about Vincent.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I had about all I can stand from him yesterday.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- You don't understand. - No, no, I do understand.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56He's a little boy playing at being a big man.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59As far as I'm concerned the subject's closed.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Martin, I'm not a invalid.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03What happened?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05She's not dilated enough so they sent her home.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I didn't want to go there in the first place.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I told you I'm having a home birth!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- How's she been? - DOORBELL
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Driving us mad trying to learn her lines for the nativity today. - What did the doctors say?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I've got to wait until the contractions are closer together.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Were they not worried that you're early? - Well, no, they didn't seem to be.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Hey, you all right?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28OK, I think we should give her a bit of space.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I'll stay. You two as well, go on.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Go, go. I'll stay. Go! Go on.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Er, all right, you rest. I'm going to fix you some breakfast.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Go on, sit.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Shabs. You don't have to do that.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I want to.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, there you are.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I woke up in the night to hear you pacing about down here.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'm sorry, Mrs B.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, I should have to have a word with that Mr Hubbard,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01keeping you up all hours.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to worry about me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- You've got big baby J's birthday to get ready for.- Whose?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, Jesus.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Well, we shall be eating out of a tin at this rate.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16That vicar - he's run me ragged.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Um, OK, Mrs B - why don't I go and pick up the rest of the veg, eh?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23That's a good idea. Don't forget the cranberry sauce.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Don't you worry - I won't, all right?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It'll be the feast to end all feasts.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28SHE LAUGHS
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Ooh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Ronnie! Ronnie! Listen, don't go in there by yourself, all right?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Look, please, just let me come with you!- Don't worry about it. I can handle Vincent.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- DOORBELL - I'll get it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55DOOR SHUTS
0:03:55 > 0:03:56You have a visitor.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I'll catch you later, yeah?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03What can I do for you?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05If you go near Phil again, I will crush you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Do you understand me?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- HE LAUGHS - I see my little assistant has been shooting his mouth off again.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13What were you thinking?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15It's between me and Phil.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, not any more it's not.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You need to be careful, blue eyes.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'd hate for you to get caught up in this.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Is that a threat? - Let's call it a friendly warning.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- I'm not scared of you.- You should be.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- You're psychotic, do you know that? - He took my little girl.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32This is a matter of honour.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34DOOR SHUTS
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Ah! Only me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I had to go and pick up some things for Pearl's stock...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What is she doing here?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I was just leaving.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Ronnie?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Me or Phil. Choose wisely.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Walford's very own Nativity.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Written, directed and produced by yours truly.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- Do you want to come?- Yes, please.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Jane. Have you spoken to Sharon at all?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Not today. Why?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's probably just a storm in a teacup.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15You know what kids are like.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17What's happened?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21You know that spider that Dennis took home from school?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22What about it?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25She reckons that Bobby killed it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's ridiculous.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Where are you going?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Jane! There's something I need to tell you!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38How's my leading lady this morning? Off the book, I hope.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40She could do without you piling on the pressure.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I'm only trying to bring out the best in her.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44She'll be thankful in the long run.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45She's a little girl.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48With a big part. No one-said show business was easy, Billy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Who do you think you are, accusing Bobby like that?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- He never touched Dennis' spider. - And you know that for sure, do you?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04He wouldn't do something so cruel.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06He pushed you down the stairs, didn't he?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Oh, don't tell me. Kathy. - Is it true?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look, Sharon. I provoked him.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14He's 12 years old!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You don't throw someone down the stairs cos you're having a strop.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- It was an accident.- And how many more accidents are there going to be
0:06:20 > 0:06:23until someone else gets hurt?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Jane, you can't keep covering for him. He needs help.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28He is a little boy.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Who ripped that spider limb from limb!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'll talk to him.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Good.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Because if you don't put a stop to this, I will.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59BUZZER
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Hey, Ron... Oh, sorry. Dean's got me making stuffing.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12How did you manage to get sausage meat down my trousers? >
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Look, I know it's been a while, but can we go somewhere?- What? Really?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'm busy.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22- I don't know what to do, Rox. - Who's at the door, babe?- No-one.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Not like that. Ron...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Look, it doesn't matter, um...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30We'll do it another time, yeah?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- OK.- OK. I'll see you later.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Bye.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42SHE GIGGLES
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# Doo-doo doo-doo doo! #
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yeah!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Stay, stay.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- No, not there! There!- All right, Elaine. All right.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Chop chop!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Remind me why we're doing this again?- I'll tell you why.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Because my darling mother-in-law will have your gonads for earrings
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- if you don't.- I don't know how you put up with it.- I'll tell you.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10I got a little radio in my nut and every time she starts bunnying, I whack it right up.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12All I can hear is '90s house music. It's brilliant.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Oh, Billy. Good, good, good. I've got Janet's call here.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Yeah, I'd like her to be here half an hour before the half hour call.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Four o'clock sharp. - She ain't coming.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- What are you talking about?- She's got a bellyache, ain't she?- Oh.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- How convenient. - What's that supposed to mean?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I've had a feeling from the get go that you just do not want her
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- up on that stage.- I've just told you, she's got a bad stomach.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41The curtain goes up in a few hours. The whole production hinges on her.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Yeah? Well, you'll just have to find yourself another mug, won't you?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh...
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- You had no right! - I was worried about you. Jane...
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Here you are. Do it like I showed you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26No, the other way round. Yeah, that's it. I thought I'd make
0:09:26 > 0:09:29a start on Christmas dinner. Although, I don't know why we're
0:09:29 > 0:09:32bothering cos Phil Mitchell's hardly got a refined palate, has he?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Bobby's going to be my sous chef. Did you get my wrapping paper?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I've just been to see Sharon.- I'm not taking any orders. The Mitchells
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- will get what they're given.- Dad's making his honey glazed chipolatas.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Wouldn't be Christmas without them, would it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46What happened to Dennis' spider?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- I want the truth, Bobby. - What are you talking about, love?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I never touched it.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Don't lie to me!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57I hate you!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Stace, I wasn't even sure you'd be here.- The hospital sent me home.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Kush was in a right state when he called me yesterday.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Don't worry, I'm not stopping. I just came here to give you this.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- What's that?- Well, open it and see.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey. What are you doing here?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, Shabs, I...
0:10:25 > 0:10:29I just brought a little something for Stacey, but it's not important.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Where are you... Where are you going?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I should see whether Kushy needs some help on his stall.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK, but you've just come all this way to give that to her.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38It's silly really. Um...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I should save it for another day, if I were you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48OK, is it me or is she acting even weirder than normal?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Oh, just ignore her. - Aren't you going to open it?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52No, I'll do it later.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Hey, Mrs B! I reckon I got the last
0:11:00 > 0:11:04jar of cranberry sauce in Walford.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Good. Look, you've got a visitor.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Mr Hubbard's been telling me
0:11:08 > 0:11:11how well you're doing at your disc-jockeying.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13He's a real credit to you, Mrs Branning.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Would you like a taste of one of my mince pies?- That would be lovely.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- What are you doing here, man? - Got a Christmas present for you.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Coker and Sons?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35These old girls, they are prone to the odd fall now and again.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- What are you talking about? - Especially when they get to Mrs Branning's age.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I trusted you, Arthur. Took you under my wing and, yet again,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46you go running back to the Mitchells.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Here we go. My Auntie Gwen's recipe.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You are spoiling us.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Well, any friend of Arthur's, as they say, is a friend of mine.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Mm!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Mm.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You backed the wrong team, Arthur.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Now you've got to say your goodbyes.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You've got until tonight to pack your stuff and leave,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16or else I might just hit you where you truly hurt.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Mm...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Thank you for the mince pies, Mrs Branning.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Mm!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Can you believe?! Denise has sold the last roll of wrapping paper!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I think that's the least of our worries, Ian.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Do you think he did it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I don't know what to think.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- This son of yours. Good boy, isn't he?- Why? What have you heard?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Nothing, I just...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I need someone to whack on a pair of angel wings, lively.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- It's not really his thing. - What are you talking about?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03That innocent little boat? All he's missing is a halo.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- I'm sorry, Mick. You'll have to look elsewhere.- Oh...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- I've got a bone to pick with you. - Sorry?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Melt here is out there, trying to find another Angel Gabriel.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15No, seriously. I hope Janet gets better soon.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Shall we go through those lines one more time? Kamil?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Remind me never to volunteer for that woman ever again, OK?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- How's Stacey?- Er... Yeah, she's...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Well, she's all the better for seeing your mother.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33She came to see her, did she?
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Yes, even went to the trouble of bringing her a present.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- That's nice.- Mm, isn't it?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Let's get this over and done with.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47A nativity, sponsored by a public house. Your mother would be proud.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Come on.- Hey, don't forget what we rehearsed, yeah?- I won't.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Let's go.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh, my God!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- That's going to be us one day.- Is it?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- I told you. There's nothing to worry about, OK?- But what if...?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Come here.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11As long as we've got each other, there's nothing to worry about, OK?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Come on, let's go.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Just stop wriggling for two minutes!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- How far apart are the contractions? - I don't know. I've lost count. Lil?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Are you ready?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You got Baby Jesus? Right.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Let's get you to the community centre then.- What about me?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'll just drop her off and I'll come straight back.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Mummy promised she would come.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I'm not going to miss her starring part, Martin.- Stace...- No.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37If they get worse, I'll come back.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's not every day you get to see your little girl
0:14:39 > 0:14:41give birth to the son of God.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Ron, you wanted to talk to me about Vincent.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55You're drunk.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Do you want my help or don't you?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- No, it's too late. - What do you mean it's too late?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Because as usual, it's been left to me to sort out your mess.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Suit yourself.- Do you know he tried to kill you yesterday, Phil,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09and you were too drunk to notice?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I mean, if you just listened to me, none of this would have happened.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14If Arthur hadn't have just walked in,
0:15:14 > 0:15:17it wouldn't just be the spider we'd be burying.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You'd have thought he'd have got the hang of it by now.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Why aren't you taking this seriously? - Because the geezer is a joke
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- and I've got better things to do with my time, that's why!- Like what?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Like what? Like drink yourself to death?
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Have you looked in the mirror recently, Phil? You're a mess!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39I mean, I am risking everything for you! And for what? For what?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Oh, I'm a mess, am I?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Ha! That's rich, coming from you! No wonder Roxy got rid of you!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You're nothing but a cancer to this family! Do you hear me?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50And do me a favour, just keep out of my business from now on!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Do you understand me?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What's all this about?
0:16:06 > 0:16:11Um... Well, you'll never guess what. I got a call from my dad.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Your father?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Why?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Well, he...
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Supposedly, he's cleaned up his act and he wants me back for Christmas.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25What about me?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I thought that we could have our Christmas dinner tonight.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33That Peacock woman, she wants me to go to the nativity play.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I hope she ain't made a mess of it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- Well, I've heard that Bethlehem's full of...elves and goblins.- Oh, no!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Yeah, and Mary... She's twerking and doing street dance.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Oh, heaven forbid!- Yes. So, listen,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52why don't we sit and enjoy tonight?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58To the most wonderful woman I know.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Happy Christmas.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Chaos back there!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- I think one of the wise men's got nits.- Where's Elaine?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- Don't ask me.- I ain't seen her. - What do you mean you ain't seen her?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Well, someone has to step up to the plate.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, you look beautiful.- Thank you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- How far apart are they?- Six minutes. - You should be back at the flat.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Well, I will, as soon as this is finished.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Here, sit down. Sit down.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Um... Every time you need to scream, just squeeze my hand.- OK.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Looks like my Janet's made a full recovery.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Brilliant. Elaine, you're sacked. - Quite right too.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06There is no better Angel Gabriel on this planet!
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Remember, you're a star!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Ladies and gentlemen, I can see you're all very excited.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The show's going to start very shortly.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17No Linda today?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20No, the lucky cow's looking after the boozer, ain't she, eh?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Am I too late? - What do you think you're doing, showing up at Stacey's?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I had to find out how my grandson is doing.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32He's not your grandson, all right? He's not anything.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Do you understand me?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43PIANO PLAYS HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Once upon a... Oh.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Once upon a time, a young girl called Mary was visited by an Angel.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07APPLAUSE
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- I don't think you're going to make it to the end.- I promised Lily.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I'm just going to get you a phone, in case I need to call your midwife. - OK.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17What are you doing in my house?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I just mopped that floor.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Do not be afraid, I bring you good news.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Couldn't you just send a text?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35You will have a baby boy. He will be the son of God.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49What are you doing here?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Er... Well, you told me to pick a team.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yeah, I thought you'd be flying the Mitchell flag.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Look, we all make mistakes. Just promise me something.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Whatever you're planning, you'll leave me out of it, OK?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You have my word.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09There you are.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Kim wants you to see Pearl before Father Christmas gets here.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Will you be able to cover for a bit?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Yeah, it's just that we're out of ice.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- We've been so busy since we opened. - Yeah, but it's our busiest time.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well, you'd better hurry up then, before the supermarket closes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'd go myself, but I've had a drink.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28All right. I'm going to be about an hour, tops.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Vincent...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Merry Christmas.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's time.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Stop wriggling, will you? I'm tired. I need to sleep.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- That's your fault. - (Don't worry, Mary.)
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Don't worry, Mary. We're almost at Nazareth.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22(Bethlehem.)
0:21:22 > 0:21:27There's a B&B over there. Let me see if there is anywhere for us.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35No.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37No.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40All the rooms are full.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45(Why don't you ask that innkeeper over there?)
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Why don't you ask that innkeeper over there? See if he has free wi-fi.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh, here we go.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55What have you done?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- What did he say?- Yes.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00We can stay in the stable because Islam welcomes all faiths.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03So that's what you were doing with the script.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I felt the story needed updating.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- A stable?- The one with the bright shining star above it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hurry, Joseph. I think the baby's coming.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I'll be there as soon as I can.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, dear!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25That was the vicar.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Apparently, the verger has come down with the flu and he wants me there
0:22:30 > 0:22:36as soon as possible to put out the service sheets for midnight mass.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Mrs B... Before you go, I, um...
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- I just wanted to say thank you. - What for?
0:22:44 > 0:22:49Well, for loving and for looking after me like a mum
0:22:49 > 0:22:51and a grandma all wrapped into one.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Well, don't forget to phone your own mother cos it is Christmas
0:22:55 > 0:23:01- after all. You are a kind boy, Arthur.- Mrs B...
0:23:01 > 0:23:06Just remember, all right, whatever happens, I've got your back.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Always.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Is something worrying you, Arthur?- Me?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13No.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14No, Mrs B.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm all good.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21Well, just remember, you know, you're braver than you believe
0:23:21 > 0:23:24and you're stronger than you seem.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28And you're smarter than you think.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- What's that? Proverbs? - No, not this time.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Winnie the Pooh.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Come here.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- See you later then. - Yes, yes. You will.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57# The sun in the bright sky
0:23:57 > 0:24:00# Looked down where he lay
0:24:00 > 0:24:03# The little Lord Jesus
0:24:03 > 0:24:07# Asleep on the hay. #
0:24:07 > 0:24:10APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:15He's the son of God. He's here to save us all.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18The wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20No cash or gift cards.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- What shall we call him?- Zayne.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26LAUGHTER
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- How about Jesus?- Yeah, I suppose. - Proper little star, isn't she?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33All hail Jesus!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34All hail Jesus.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36The son of God.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Martin, I think I need to push. - Well, how far apart are they?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- I think he's coming now. - Will someone get an ambulance?
0:24:41 > 0:24:46- Keep it down, will you? We're trying to watch the play here.- Pipe down, Bill! What's the matter with you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48She'll need hot water and towels.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Teen, sort it out.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51STACEY WAILS
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Tam. Tam, sort the kids out, please.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Right, OK.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02SHE WAILS
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- We're going to have to do this here. - Let's all go out that way.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Are you sure about this?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15It's not like I ain't had plenty of practice.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Excuse me, love.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Right. Everyone, let's get over the boozer, eh?- Come on.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- I'm not leaving here, Kush.- This is nothing to do with us, Mum. Come on.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's go. Go!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30All right, Stace.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Good girl.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Deep breaths. - I can't do it!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You can do it, come on.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's all right, I'm here. All right?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- That's it, take her hand. Just squeeze when you've got to.- OK.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43That's it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I already told you. You don't need to worry about Ronnie.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48She's picked her side.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55So, I went behind your back. Believe it or not, I was looking out for you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56And your family.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Trying to stop you doing something stupid.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Don't you have a train to catch? - Yeah. Don't worry, bruvva.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04I'm leaving.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Vincent?
0:26:06 > 0:26:11But just so you know, you hurt Mrs B and I will come find you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Do you understand?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Good luck, bruv.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I think you're going to need it.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27What was that all about?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28The boy crossed us.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30He had to go.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Martin! Help! - It's all right, I'm here.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- How's she doing? - I just need one final push.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Right, are you ready?- Yeah!- We're going to do this all together, yeah?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Come on then.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49ALL: Argh!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Oh! Oh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55BABY CRIES
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Oh, you good girl! - How can you stand there,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02just knowing your son's about to be born across the road?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05That's it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I'm going over there.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Don't...- Everything sweet, Kush?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Yeah, she's getting a bit ahead of herself, that's all.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Here she is, the star of the show, ladies and gentlemen.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21APPLAUSE
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Thanks, Mick. Just a shame not everyone's as supportive.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Yeah... Can I just say something, please? Um...
0:27:31 > 0:27:34When Janet was born,
0:27:34 > 0:27:39I made a promise to her that I would always try to protect her.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Anyway, seeing her on stage tonight,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46..I realised she don't need protecting.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Our little girl's got more bottle than anyone I've ever known.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51And you know where she gets it from?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Her mum.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Thanks, Billy.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Beautiful, Bill. Beautiful. What are you having? Your usual?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Yeah, go on, mate.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- Where's Jane and Kathy? - Gone home to wrap more presents.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- It's like Santa's Grotto over there. - Did Jane talk to Bobby?
0:28:12 > 0:28:15She tried.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- What do you mean she tried? - Sharon, he's just a kid.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20He doesn't know what he's doing.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Right.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Now, do you remember that time when I gave you Mummy's wedding ring?
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Well, do you think it's time we gave it back to her?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36That is a very good girl.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38OK, going to wish me luck?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02It's a boy!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Beautiful! Let's wet the baby's head. First round on the house!
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Sharon?- You said you were going to deal with this.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24And all you're doing is burying your head in the sand.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Look, Jane, I know you're trying to protect him,
0:29:26 > 0:29:28but this can't go on any longer.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Please, Sharon... - No, he's hurt too many people.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I'm sorry.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Can't we just have Christmas Day?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41If that's what you want.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43And then I go to the police.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54# Silent night
0:29:54 > 0:29:57# Holy night
0:29:57 > 0:30:02# All is calm
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# All is bright... #
0:30:05 > 0:30:10BANGING
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Well done, Stace. He's beautiful.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Everyone OK?
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Come and have a look for yourself, mate.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Let me clean him up for you.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Pass me that towel.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49He's a bonny little thing.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53# Holy night
0:30:55 > 0:30:59# Shepherds quake
0:30:59 > 0:31:03# At the sight
0:31:03 > 0:31:07# Glories stream
0:31:07 > 0:31:13# From heaven afar... #
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Can I have him back?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Kush.
0:31:23 > 0:31:28# Christ the Saviour is born!
0:31:31 > 0:31:35# Christ the Saviour is born... #
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Is it safe to come in?
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Yeah, you're all right, Mick.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Bex, come here. Come and meet your baby brother.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57# Love's pure light
0:31:57 > 0:32:01# Radiant beams
0:32:01 > 0:32:05# From Thy holy face... #
0:32:05 > 0:32:09See that, Teen? That's a proper little Christmas miracle, that is.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15# Redeeming grace
0:32:15 > 0:32:19# Jesus Lord
0:32:19 > 0:32:24# At Thy birth
0:32:24 > 0:32:27# Jesus Lord... #
0:32:27 > 0:32:29SHE SOBS
0:32:29 > 0:32:33# At Thy birth. #
0:32:33 > 0:32:35BANGING
0:32:35 > 0:32:39MUFFLED GRUNTS
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Cheers.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Where's Vincent?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51- Huh?- Where is Vincent?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I'm sorry, Kim. I haven't seen him.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02TEXT ALERT
0:33:15 > 0:33:16Ronnie?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18You've got a customer.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Merry Christmas, Ronnie.